Eternals is a Forgettable DISASTER and Marvel's WORST Film
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- čas přidán 8. 11. 2021
- Eternals beats out Captain Marvel as The MCU's worst film and let's face it, Marvel doesn't exist anymore. There is only Disney. The consumption is complete and everything they make is only for the consoomer. Too many characters without character, too much plot without story. Boring and pointless with the single most predictable plot twist in the MCU. Not surprised it is officially rotten on Rotten Tomatoes. It appears even the shills have limits.
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Disney: "We love diversity."
China: "Hi."
Disney: "These black gays don't belong to us..."
“How embarrassing”- Yoda
That's funny, but yikes!
Well, when the majority decides, and not the minority, it's called capitalism and democracy. It is surprising that in this regard, China is more democratic and capitalist than Bidenstan, where the opinion of the leader and the Disney committee is not disputed.
"So are you replacing Superman with random black dude? We okay with that. If we argued, we would be racist and get canceled on twitter."
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"There is no more Marvel. There is only Disney." You could not put it any better.
Like many things 2016 and beyond, I would never have thought a beloved institution like Disney would become a Marxist stronghold for the next Maoist cultural revolution.
Same way Disney killed Pixar.
There was no Marvel when the MCU began but Gary the comic book lover didn't seem to mind I wonder what changed cough grift cough grift lol
This reminds me so much of South Park! The Disney of today is run by a Fascist Hateful Rat, disguised as Mickey Mouse!
Ruined the already hurting Star Wars franchise, thinks that the Woke approach will bring in more profits, a multi-billion dollar mega-corporation, they have lost touch with the average moviegoer. Wants to appeal to audiences outside of US because it wants more profits, although this film has been banned in many countries because it portrays a gay superheroic character.
All I can say is that Endgame was titled perfectly.
I legitimately stopped watching MCU after Endgame with a brief return for No Way Home.
Good thing I did.
Yeah
And why do you say that snowflake? Are you insecure about diversity
“They prioritized the MESSAGE over good storytelling!” THANK YOU!!!
Wait wasn’t Hawkeye deaf in the comics?
Also why can’t the gay guy and the deaf girl be the ones to fight? If the point is to portray everyone “equally” why can’t we portray everyone as being able to be brash and indefensible? 😒
They did fight...
It’s sad that Clint couldn’t, be deaf in the MCU!
@@fangirldreamer748 I guess they kind of remembered it afterward, since it became a slower time to set in the deaf part of his character in the Hawkeye series. At least it showed us that he is hard of hearing, so he might become fully deaf in the future. Also, in the comics he wasn't deaf straight away, but it happened over time, and now I am not even sure if he is still fully deaf.
"The MCU has gone full CW"... that was a sick burn.
“You never go full CW!”
- Black RDJ, Tropic Thunder
Got a big laugh from me!
The truth always burns.
@From Infinity The CW is a CBS-affiliated channel.
But even the CW has the Flash series which is Guinness world record certified.
Unlike the mcu.
"This is basically the PG-13 version of Watchmen written by a six-year-old."
Absolutely nailed it
Damn, was that movie good. They sure as hell don’t make ‘em like that any more...
😂😂
If the comparison was to Watchmen the film then it's a bad comparison as Watchmen is a terrible adaptation of Alan Moore's work in itself. And if it's about the comics then I'd take Jack Kirby over Alan Moore any day. But both are comic book greats.
@From Infinity No its not mate. As a fan of the comic, the movie was a god awful adaptation with horrible acting, pacing with a terrible ending. Zack Snyder's obsession to try and replicate the comic panel exactly backfired as he literally to capture rest of the aspect of what made Watchmen a masterpiece in comics. The only thing great about the film was Jackie Earle's performance of Rorshach.
Movie stil is u fortunatly very popular, and 80% on RT
While watching this film, I was struck by how sad and humorless it was. It wasn't enjoyable by any means. The only character that made me smile was Kingo's photographer buddy.
Facts, he was my favourite part of the film as well
That’s because the director and the writers are sad and humorless and they want everyone else to be just as miserable as they are. These woke losers are as one dimensional as can be. Imagine knowing the only reason you got your job is because of your skin color or what’s in your pants and being PROUD of that?? 😂😂😂😂
He's Indian btw 😂 that snazzy humor is expected.
Eternals is a perfect example of Disney interfering with Marvel movies to promote political correctness
"yes, women can direct just as poorly as men"
god there is so much in that short sentence...well done gary. top notch
also ruin countries. look what margaret thatcher did with england. unemployed entire generations.
@@your.dark.lord. very true, but keep in mind, english puppet heads of state like thatcher haven't 'done' anything they weren't instructed to do by the bank of england's senior chairs
@@merrylderrickson3147 sadly, yes. you described the state of all western countries and part of middle east
@@your.dark.lord. Oh my god you killed me, Thatcher destroyed the country by firing miners who were living on tax money instead of profit from the mines. Only a socialist thinks that jobs paid by tax money actually are something we should want. Because government creates job. If you want an example of a woman killing a continent economically you should look at the unelected President of the EUSSR. real examples are easier to find than twisting the story around Thatcher. Or look at the woman in charge of the IMF, better examples of incompetence you will not find.
At least you bothered to explain something. That was interesting.
Celestials: "I've created a group of immortal robots to fight a common threat."
Everyone: "Why did you create a language barrier between all of them?"
That's not what happened.
Everyone: "Why did you make one fat, one deaf, one stuck as a child, and the rest so boring they're impossible to remember?"
Celestial: "I was sort of phoning it in, honestly. Look, my head is going to be used as a space base in a few millennia, I've got bigger things to worry about."
@@berserkasaurusrex4233 Hehehe nice one :)
i've seen manny non-woke people in youtube that honestly liked eternals movie, it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please
@John Doe yes, i believe in It, and i've liked It, and no, im not of the woke crowd , not everyone who liked It Is on that you know
I have LOVED Marvel since 2005 and have a lot of respect for Kevin's work at Marvel. But seriously, I couldn't be laughing more at the failure that is Eternals. They sacrificed Black Widow and Shang-Chi for the last days of the pandemic and thought that at this time of year this bomb that is Eternals could exceed 500 MILLION dollars of box office. It's really funny how little attention was given to Shang-Chi and yet this movie has gone over 430 million dollars at the box office. Probably the biggest MCU movie making this year, but only until No Way Home is released.
KARMA IS A BITCH
Edit , Spiderman smashed it!
@@christiaanvorster1988 Spider man smashed all 3 of them combined 😂😂
@@klaushimselff5614, as Spidey should.
Shang chi was so good idk why they slept on it and then released this garbage.
No way home and Shang may have done it at the box office but that's simple because people now accept a much lower standard of film quality. Both were very below average, if not for the cameos, Spiderman would have bombed
When the main selling point of your film is its "diversity" over telling a decent story then its honestly who cares??
Yes it's great that different minorities are represented but if that's the only thing you have going for that character and then turn a fan favourite into the "surprise" villan then yeah people aren't gonna want to watch.
Hopefully they don't screw up spiderman as that actually looks good; but if the future of Marvel is going this way then I'll pick and chose which films/shows I borher to watch as I'd prefer to watch reruns
*Disney cares SO MUCH about diversity, yet they reduced Finn and took Poe, two minorities, off the Force Awakens poster. Hilariously ironic that a movie called Eternals will be forgotten in a week* 🤣🤣🤣
Eternals?
Internals?
@@themoviejunky3918 I know, I never heard of it either.
I'd argue that most marvel movies are forgotten in a week.
And they don't give a shit about diversity. They pretend to embrace it because they think it helps them make money. They'd promote slavery and child pornography for profit, I'm sure.
Who are fin and poe?
Oh! From Kennedy’s Space Fights
As a life-long Thor fan, the only positive from this is that "Thor: The Dark World" is no longer the worst Marvel movie 🤣
It still is
@@BottyOPBR yeah. Movies with women suck. Take care
It never was
@@sebswede9005 you the first person I ever heard say that. You are free to have an unpopular opinion
Thor: The Dark World was never bad, it just wasn’t as good as the previous movies.
Eternals isn’t the worst Marvel movie, it’s just boring and forgettable. Disney-Marvel would have to TRY to make a worse movie than Captain Marvel.
I really agree with this about the eternals , I was so glad I didn't go to the cinema to watch it. It just was so bad. I've about given up on mcu now.
Just spent a couple days mulling this film over (finally got around to see it) and yeah, this is as bad as Captain Marvel, and that is saying something! This was one of the most predictable films I have ever seen with the most knock-off characters ever. Felt like I was watching a knock-off Dune or something (sure didn't feel like a Marvel movie). Everything about this film felt like it was ripped from different movies; nothing felt authentic, like a JJ Abrahams film. I do think this is Marvel's worst movie; as it was boring, predictable, illogical, and very forgettable. At least the other bad ones tried to be somewhat original.
I found it HILARIOUS that the Eternals waited for that one deviant to kill that little boy’s father before stepping in to defeat him so they could pose.
It doesn't even make sense that the eternals would not interfere in world ending threats to begin with, their goal is to propagate intelligent life on earth (we'll just make it easy and say they're trying to ensure the growth of the human population so a celestial can give Earth the big suck), so not stepping in to stop Thanos, Ultron, and Loki in Avengers 1 is entirely antithetical to this goal, all 3 of those threats are more dangerous to the existence of humanity than the deviants are. This movie is... not as bad as Loki, but it's so damn close.
@@fluff6811 eh. Loki had some enjoyable moments at least. There was really nothing in this movie I liked beyond the immensely underutilized characters like Makkari, thena, and Gilgamesh.
@@mimsy1765 Oh I agree, although my enjoyment has nothing to do with how well it’s written. Loki quite literally confirmed that every prior film is meaningless as nobody ever had any free will and everything was arbitrarily orchestrated by Kang from the beginning. Not to mention the impossibility of beating the TVA when they have full control over time travel and nigh omniscience. Like I said, many things in it I liked, but that doesn’t change anything about what’s actually in the show.
@@fluff6811 They were ordered not to, by a celestial. They could only interfere if a deviant was involved. Did you even pay attention to the film?
@@mikel6090 My entire point is that this order is counter intuitive, I payed attention, so much that I noticed how incompetent the Celestials are
Remember, it is not the enjoyment that matters, it’s the half-assed message.
I'll bite. What half-assed message did you get from this film?
i've seen manny non-woke people in youtube that honestly liked eternals movie, it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please
awwwww poor snowflakes don't want their movies to be anything but bland fight scenes and half-dressed sexy people.
Is the movie seriously worse that thor dark world? (BTW haven't seen it yet).
@@jkjordon1 nah, they're being dramatic. the movie was more Shakespearean, and while the fight scenes weren't 100% amazing, it has some of the coolest fight scenes ever. Especially the way some of them move, and especially how the speedster moves and attacks. I know die hard fans will be disappointed with the changes, but it makes sense with the plot, especially with the whole thing about having different types of Eternals in order to connect with the humans.
I feel really bad for actors Kit Harrington and Richard Madden. After the failure of GOT season 8, this failure must not be good for their mental health. and its not even their fault, both are good actors. I hope they are doing good.
It is 2023 and The Eternals is like the weird uncle who no one mentions anymore! Why is that, i wonder!
"The First Marvel's characters without ever changing their face expression."
🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Nice.
He forgot Brie.
i've seen manny non-woke people in youtube that honestly liked eternals movie, it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please
You know you screwed up when Ultron has more expression than your character
@@zanir2387 Those are the people that go to the movies for CGI eye candy and aren't interested in a story or plot. They could have saved themselves a ton of money and just dusted off their old fidget spinner instead of spending money on a ticket.
I HEARD MARVEL IS WORKING ON SUPER PET HERO.. A TEAM OF CATS AND DOGS..NO PIGS...THAT'S TO WOKE..PEOPLE IS NOT READY 4 A SUPERPIG YET ?🐷🐷🐖
i love how they keep saying "diversity" is a feature that makes a movie good. like they still think people care about that. its like 5% of the population that cares about it at all. and then they double down on that delusion by blaming its failure on "people are misogynist" nonsense.
It feels that they've been brainwashed so thoroughly that they are genuinely confused why audiences don't flock to a film in record breaking crowds just so see the diversity.
They really do believe that people are so stupid that this superficial definition of diversity is all they care about.
Especially when the so-called diversity takes established characters and changed their race, sex, or sexual attraction.
@@CoffeeConnected Exactly! They're so devoted to their ideology that they can't conceive of any decent person disagreeing with it or--gasp!--being annoyed by their constant preaching.
Nope, they just needed to get even more diverse! Another dozen characters to make sure that even an albino Hebrew Aleutian post-op-reversal furriy with Down syndrome, Tourette's, and peanut allergies are fairly represented as the super-heros they can be...then that movie will unlock the floodgates of audience approval and we can all join Jay from RLM in saying "Finally"
Because these clowns truly believe in saying "equity, diversity and inclusion" is somehow a magic buzzword that makes them look supportive and believe that will hook people in. What's so mind boggling is the lack of self awareness that they live in the MOST diverse country of the US.
You can tell this is old because it turns out that Disney can make even worse marvel movies 🙄
I liked how revolutionary it was, it bravely featured
- a gay interracial couple (black and middle eastern) who raised a black son
- the above couple kissing passionately
- 2 interracial relationships
- an asian female leader
- a film directed by a Chinese woman
- a mute girl with superpowers
- an evil villain who is a white male
- a powerful Indian character who isn’t just the IT nerd
Things it can do better
- why he and she, genders assumed, use they please, dislike
- 2 people who died were people of colour, yet the white people survived
- no transsexuals, everyone is binary
- fetishisation of asian females by white men
- didn’t condemn Donald trump
- the God figure was a male
- strongest hero was a white guy
- black son of gay couple was made to participate in stereotypical toxic masculine activities such as playing football
Overall a very good start, I believe the strong campaigning for social justice overcame minor points such as
- the lack of chemistry between any of the forced romantic relationships
- the lack of chemistry between any of the heroes
- the lack of interesting powers possessed by the heroes
- no character development
- confusing names - can anyone name all the heroes without googling
- the illogical plot -> big red boy created the universe but lost control of a bunch of blue animals, ok then
I am confident that the soaring consumer demand for movies like this will be demonstrated when it quickly overtakes Avengers Endgame as the highest grossing Marvel movie ever
I swear to god films like this, Captain Marvel and Black Widow genuinely make me look back on films like Thor: The Dark World and think to myself that they're not even that bad and are actually kinda decent
Thor The Dark World is downright good compared to most of the new MCU films.
No it’s not, Thor 2 is not woke shit, but it is still shit
@@guillesuperior actually Thor 2 technically is the first woke MCU product. They put way too much focus and screentime on Jane Foster and Darvy Lewis in the movie just for "feminsim" and I'm not lying, look it up.
Thor the Dark World was always good. I just wish there was more interaction between Sif And Thor and Malekeith developed better
Thank God i didnt pay or watched this movie yet. Thank you for telling the details
i love how Japanese social media reacted to the Hiroshima scene.
"so does this mean that the atomic bomb is the fault of black, gay men?"
(yes, political correctness and diversity aren't really a thing here.)
Well yeah, the Enola GAY
This film is so bad lol. When you're so woke you're accidentally racist.
@@Dr._Atom Well done sir. Well done.
Enola Gay
lmfao
I live a simple life, I see Angelina Jolie in a movie, I don't watch it
Eternals : This is just a beginning of a Titanic Travel of Marvel.
“Dollar store Ezra Miller” 😂🤣
"She turns a deviant into a tree"
So she's captain planet
Minute they mention diversity in a film, you know the story is so shitty that they have to cling to diversity
I never noticed the bad CGI, of course, it was a struggle to keep my eyes open and I would go to the bathroom just to break up the monotony
Don Lee is an amazing actor (ex- Train to Busan), but they intentionally wanted to use him to check a box. Shame on Marvel for doing that, he could've been so much more for the MCU.
You know things are forced to FAIL when a Sumerian (that means, present day Iraqi or Syrian) Gilgamesh Is played by a Korean. LOL.
Hope to see Martin Luther King played by a blonde Norweigian girl, or Abe Lincoln played by a gay Filipino. It's fun!
@@sunrisings292 They've already done black Anne Bolin and also Hamilton.
@@robinthrush9672 ...Because forced "diveristy" castings are very entertaining. Hope we soon see Malcolm X turned into a fat Japanese "strong" girl, or JFK turned into a gay Sri Lankan kid. It will be "awesome"!
@@sunrisings292 I would love to see that! GO DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION!
He was so dang good in Train to Busan. He was funny, likable, tough, but also vulnerable. You generally cared about his character after you saw his story. I can't imagine what nonsense they probaly had him doing in that Eternals movie.
Gary: "Let's get this straight."
Me: Oh damn, this is going to be legendary.
Hijack!
0:35 - I would give the director both barrels, and clean up on the curtains!
Gary: Let me get this straight
Eternals defenders: Stop making everything straight you homophobe
@@sivad1025 Especially don't even try to make the plot straight and understandable. Nope, that needs to stay as confusing as possible.
Also Disney with the censorship.
"Let's also get this straight."
Nothing this guy does is legendary.
Unless you mean "sucks legendarily."
Don't always completely agree with you, Gary, but this film is bad. I've not watched "Black Widow" on Disney+ even though it would marginally cost me only the time, because it's bad. And if anything, "The Eternals" is worse. "Shang-Chi" was weak but was a masterpiece compared to "The Eternals". If Disney keeps mismatching directors to film projects and accepting such poorly written scripts, they are doomed. The cracks have been there for a long time, it was just good actors that we liked and scripts that were at least so-so to brilliant that held things together. Now those good actors and good scripts are gone and the directors are completely unsuited to their films, so things fall apart.
Don't expect Bob Chapek to fix things, 'cause fixing things cost money and "Cheapek" don't spend money like that.
This doesn’t feel like an old days MCU movie quality.
That "...people come harder on that film maker when she takes it on..." I can't be the only one who giggled at that!
hahahaha.
I didn't even know a woman was directing it. 🤣
Bruh. 😂
No one went harder on Zero Dark Thirty. Female director. Female lead. Well reviewed, a hit, won an Oscar. Stop this BS narrative!
@@hothotheat3000 exactly!
I'd rather queue for The Urinals than for this movie.
The award winning Ass movie from Idiocracy sounds like a better time then Eternals.
@@beowulfsrevenge4369
Ow, my b a l l s
😂😂😂😂
Best comment on CZcams today 😂
It’s a quick, satisfying experience that doesn’t pander to you. The urinals, I mean.
Hahaha good one buddy
7:15 this is one thing I genuinely questioned about the uh… “story.” These people were LITERALLY CREATED by gods and they are literally supposed to be the epitome of human standards. They were made to be the best of us… and some of them are deaf, out of shape, or just… don’t look like the “Gods” they’re supposed to be. There is nothing wrong with being deaf or overweight or anything like that but you can’t put that over these characters just to check a box to be able to say “Wow. Audiences will really be able to relate to these gods!” We aren’t supposed to be able to relate to them.
The def girl was my favorite given her being def in real life her facial expressions sell her emotions instantly. Her face acted better than a lot of the acting in this film really.
Haven't seen this film and I agree.
Again, Hawkeye has been deaf in the comics for years!!! If the MCU really cared about “representation” they would have included it in his character years ago.
Shame they didnt, would have been interesting to see that
He's been deaf since 2014 - not "years"
Its a retcon please stop lying
@@thomasmuandersontheneousul4184
First, 2014 was 7 "years" ago, so it's correct even then.
Second, Hawkeye originally lost his hearing in 1983 in a fight with Crossfire. It was retconned away later, but the character has suffered being deaf on and off for decades.
@@robinthrush9672 That's a complete retcon
the character simply did not have these flaws
the person made it seem Clint had these issues since the character was created
he did not
@@thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 2014 was almost 8 "years" ago
It did save lives. Just imagine all the people that never drove to the cinema to see the film.
Traffic accidents are very common you know.
Thanks for your frank, thoughtful, and thorough reviews! It helps me understand what’s going on and let’s me know if I should “chance” a viewing of this, as well as other movies/shows you’ve covered .
Anyone that says it's because there was a women directing or had a women as lead or so forth needs to take a step back and learn humility. It has nothing to do with any of that. It has to do with putting unwanted messages in your movies that are suppose to be comic book accurate and in a fantasy world were non of this bullshit takes place. I go see movies to escape reality, not have it hammered into my eyes and ears.
It's so great that fans left a blank score like they would on a test question they don't know or like an abandoned building ready for demolition
Wym? Y’all be making shit up frfr 😂😂😂 fans are loving the movie and it just became the 4th best opening box office weekend of this year, what’s next when spiderman comes out y’all gonna be like “ mCu DoEs BaD AgAiN ToO mAnY SpOodErMAnS iN One MoVIe 🥴” lmao
@@realcidthesciencekidd8319 Uhh... What?
I dont like eternals,but is it really worse than thor 2? I dont think so.Ant man is better lmao
@@Sinsmoke_ I kinda agree but I like Thor 2 better then eternals and Ant-Man ahead of them both.
@@eat_the_octopus you just repeated what i said but with other words
Gemma chan just walked off playing a robot in Humans, to playing a robot in eternals.
shitty actress that one
horrible actress…seriously she has no expression
@@giusi22 her last name is Chan. Enough said
Sooooo, she's being type-cast?
Remind me of Mulan. Now that's already 2 express less Chinese actress. I wonder what is this devoid expression acting for Chinese actress. They seem to love playing robot role.
Tiamat?! Are Venger and Dungeon Master following right behind her?
I want a hero with my auto immune disease, my eery high pitch voice, the exact color of my skin, my hair, the sign in my little toe of my left foot, and a mark on my ass that looks like i haven't wiped that area in the past 40 years, my crooky way of running, my sknny muscles, and that one missing tooth. And I want it blatantly on screen. Representa-tion.
My god that plot summary made my eyes glaze over. And that’s not a diss at you. I’ve never heard a more convoluted and boring plot for a superhero movie in my life. Just the synopsis was difficult to follow! I can’t imagine how hard it was to make that synopsis man. Thanks for suffering so I didn’t have to!
Go see heel vs babyface’s take on the film. Pretty much confirms what you said.
But, but. You're a woman. You're supposed to like this pandering. Why don't you like it?
I think a good explanation as to why this story fails as a film is because the eternals just aren't that interesting. Even in the comics they don't play that great of a role and they don't know how to write them into an interesting storyline. That and trying to shoehorn woke ideas just makes any film not work.
"Your assignment is to create a single Marvel movie with as many diverse characters in it as possible. GO." 😬
Movie is actually quite good. Go watch for yourself, undress the bias and enjoy.
A movie being ‘diverse’ does not mean it gets a free pass if the movie turns out to be an absolute dumpster fire. One day, these professional shills-oops,sorry,- ‘critics’ - will learn this.
I don't think Diversity needs to be a thing anymore.
We live in a world where its ok to be gay, black, asian and what not.
It's part of our lives, It should not matter one bit when putting out a good story.
Look at all the black actors everyone loves so much, Why? Because they came to our lives through good movies and good story telling.
It should not matter if a character is gay or black or asian or a female or what not, What matters is that the character is compaling and interesting.
Thats all.
@@guyohaion850 no comment on how good or bad this movie is, but the fact that many countries have refused to screen this at movie theaters pretty much proves Diversity is still something we need. In fact, kudos to them for finally refusing to cut the parts that make people uncomfortable
@@guillemmartinez9958 diversity is cringe, the countries that banned this movie are based
@@guillemmartinez9958 so forcing diversity to others is a thing too nowadays huh, interisting.
@@admiraljoy5764 I mean, if you agree that until recently it was a thing to shove cishet christian white men down everyone's throat just for the heck of it, because that's pretty much all there was.
Where did anyone think this a good idea? Guardians was a risk, but you wanted to see it. This has no suck in value.
Well it seems that the writers didn't go on strike quite soon enough.
HAHAHA "Marvel has gone FULL CW." All the more reasons to say no.
i've seen manny non-woke people in youtube that honestly liked eternals movie, it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please
Ohhh yea that’s what the film felt like
@@zanir2387 stop copy pasting
😂😂😂
Eternals movie logic:
-We have to stop Deviants because they will kill humans cutting down the population needed to birth a celestial.
-We can't stop Thanos from cutting down the population because reasons.
So many plot holes and this is just one of them.
I don’t protect them, but to be fair they never did anything to Thanos in comics too. I don't even understand why Marvel decided to make a movie about them. They always were boring meaningless characters
Plus I note that the movie says the universe does need the Celestials to, you know, continue to exist, I agree that this is a horribly unjust system, but do the Eternals have any plan of how to replace it in a way that doesn't still ultimately wipe out all life on Earth and EVERYWHERE ELSE?
@@JamesTobiasStewart Oh snap! Did the Eternals just snap the celestials?
So illegals sneaking through the boarder are needed to birth a celestial?
I should’ve watched this review before wasting 2 hours and 47 minutes of my life.
Marvel is truly loosing it’s touch with their long time fans. In my opinion Since Disney bought Marvel, the cinematic universe has suffered a drastic metamorphosis that on a downward spiral as well as the comicbooks.
They are trying to amass more fans by targeting minority groups, but along the way their are so focus on them that the majority groups are just being discarded along the way. Now, as a long time Marvel comics collector. I just can’t stand anymore seeing the comics heroes of decades of existence being revamped and revamped over and over again with different social diversity type, flavor-of-the month storylines.
I still think Marvel can get out of this trend and not shove their diversity agendas down fans throats. I went from collecting 10+ Marvel monthly titles, now down to 1-2 titles (If Conan starts kissing other mens, I’ll drop to 0 titles).
I’m probably not the only one who thinks like that. But Marvel needs to take a step back and reassess their way of doing things. Will they continue on and not listen to their fans...maybe. It’s their business, but we buy their products so they can keep going...but we are in no obligation to invest in Marvel if it’s not appealing to us anymore.
Anyway, that’s my opinion.
Amazing comment
Ironic that a movie called "The Eternals" can be so 5 minutes ago.
That clip at the end with RDJ is on point
What Joe Rogan said is exactly what's going right now with Marvel, lol. 🤣
@@ohlawd3699 yes, but I agree with RDJ; people will watch it, and it'll make money, but it'll detract from the original ending.
A bit like paying $500 to see your favourite band play for the 'last show ever', then see two years later that they're touring again.
On the one hand you're excited to see them again, but another part of you is like 'but I only shelled out so much for special tickets because I thought it was my last chance!'
I kept annoying a guy next to me in the theater because every time I got bored - by the way often - I checked my phone's clock wondering how much longer I was going to stay in the theater.
2:15 I was about to die when I read this
2:37 THANK YOU GOD. I will go to church now
4:39 Robb Stark and Jon Snow are in this movie and Marvel managed to make it suck, what a waste I love those two on Game of Thrones.
It took them years to build up to the "Avengers" movie. Many stand alone movies introducing and cementing almost every hero or side hero were made before they tried the big ensemble cast. You knew who the heroes were, their personality, their motivations, their background.
Marvel has truly lost its way and is on the rapid decline.
The fools in charge think they will START with the ensemble movie with lesser known characters and it will some how be a huge success.
No one cares who does what or looks like what, they care if the movie is good.
They have to empathize and understand the heroes. No chance for that when you have 10 BRAND NEW CHARACTERS all at the same time.
Too many egos in marvel now, each writer and director wants to blow their load right away, no build up, no restraint. Too much focusing on identity politics, too much ego stroking and too much getting high on their own supply.
I feel like they thought they could replicate gotg, but that only worked cus they got a Gunn to direct.
But we know who they are man, it's the Walmart brand of the justice league
but the thing is they cant make stand alone movies for the eternal casts cause their origin are just the same and were made at the same time and they were together since they were created so no story to tell each of the characters really
@@phannah143 they should have broken them into two groups and have their stories begin at a certain point and end at an overlap
@@phannah143 it's can easily be done, you don't need origin stories for each characters movie.
The origin story could be for the eternals movie. The characters could be built into seperate movies easily because they're each doing their own thing in the present day.
My Eternals review (hopefully used on the DVD cover):
"I laughed, I cried, I kissed 12 bucks goodbye" ---- HR Mufnstuf
Your post (and handle) made me laugh til my gut hurt. Thank you sincerely.
Angelina Jolie was probably the worst cast character in the eternals. She just looks so out of place and phones in her performance. Absolutely terrible. I watched 15 minutes and shut that shit off
This movie is basically a bad orgy: Boring, drawn out, trying make things fit that don’t belong there and there’s nothing to show for it.
...."written by two twelve year olds"... 🤣🤣🤣 Nailed It!!!
There’s a line from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 that came to mind while watching this vid, “Geez, Tolkien couldn’t follow this plot.” Not your fault Gary. You did your best explaining this convoluted mess.
i've seen manny non-woke people in youtube that honestly liked eternals movie, it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please
@@zanir2387 possible it could be the MCU loyalist group, they are the ones who can defend shit if the film is made of it.
@@zanir2387 " it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please"
Do you want to try that again in English?
The worst part is that the DC reference.gilgamesh dialogue"like Batman's alfred"wtf??really chloe??
There isn't enough eye-roll in the world to express how I feel every time I see that scene with Kang from the "Loki" show... the shark has been jumped, harpooned, cut to pieces, and then jumped again.
Can you explain more ?
Actually He who remains was the only good part of the finale, and it isn't even cause of the writing. It's cause you get the feeling that Jonathan Majors was reading the script and tried as hard as possible to make what he was saying fun to watch.
The shark has beeen jumped by the meg and the meg was jumped by a bigger meg.😂
@@gamemediafan1714 terrible casting. Kang the clown.
@@yeahiprotest There was a show called "Happy Days" that aired from 1974 - 1984; the most popular character on the show was a 1950's "cool dude" caricature called "The Fonz." In one episode the cast are in Hawaii and "The Fonz" is water skiing and jumps over a shark - and from there the term "Jumping the Shark" was born. Basically it refers the point in a series - or in this case, shared universe - where the writers have run out of good ideas and instead rely on gimmicks, contrivances, cheap plot devices, and/or lazy/bad writing to try to keep the show relevant and popular. Phase 4 has been one giant shark-jumping fest.
OMG, adding the Joe Rogan clip at the end was pure Genius Gary! :D
Why?
@@Dragonage2ftw Takes a genius to know why.
@@Dragonage2ftw You trolls are always so damn easy to spot.
I can’t get over the fact that they claimed the Eternals would save lives. I’d be pissed if the directors said that about the Dark Knight.
I wish I would have watched this review before wasting money on this disaster! I still cannot figure it out
The glory days of the MCU are over
They return next month with spider man 3
Try watching something that isn't a comic book movie
Finally.
Punk, it’s just getting started.
@@1pabloflorencio no
Man a whole new generation couldve discovered Kirby's run but this will sour they're taste.
Isn't the Gaiman run the popular one?
Made me more excited for future MCU movies
@@Dragonage2ftw No. The real fans have always preferred the Kirby version its only the normies that pretend they are comic book fans that believe otherwise.
@@soaringeagle5418 Spot on.
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I'm 38 seconds in. He's already talking about how it's sexist that we didn't like the film, because our critics are more critic over action movies directed by women. Up until this point, I didn't even know the director was a woman. I don't care. The movie is trash, I'm not interested enough to check out the names of directors or actors and so on. I'm a casual viewer who viewed a good number of MCU films (not enough to become a fan, just a casual, as I said)and I simply thought the movie was nonsensical, boring, and filled with pandering here and there. Nothing less, nothing more.
I don't give a damn about RT's review or any youtuber's review. I'm a moviegoer in general and a marvel fan, so I enjoyed most of MCU's films based on my own review. Eternals is a good movie.
😂🤣😂 anytime they focus on the "firsts" of the movie you know that it's going to be horrible. Disney has ruined everything. Only brightside is that China is banning all the superwoke movies, which you know is upsetting leftist Hollywood
not just hollywood but the sjws too
If aliens come to earth lets not call it first contact then
@@andrewjones3341 They are all ready here and living in NYC and LA. Didn't you watch Men In Black?
Let this be a lesson to all fim makers out there,Make movies for fun not for Political reasons
They will realize this at the dead bed and that's too late
A friendly challenge to this - look at the black panther box office and I’m sure that was made for political reasons and was incredibly profitable
@@yeahiprotest
Black Lives Matter vs Gay lives matter which would win?
Err, how did Zhao make this politically?
How was this movie political at all? YOU are making it political- not who made the movie. The director wanted people who would represent the world as this is a global spanning movie- not just the straight white majority...having a diverse cast in a movie is not political and if you think it is, then you have drank the GOP/conservative koolaid...
I feel like this movie blipped from existence a day after releasing
I agree. I stop watching this slow, bored sh$&$# at min 10. Too many characteres, a lot of non sense, little context with the whole MCU. Awful.
I don’t even know who that Variety guy was, but his comments just made him trash in my eyes.
Makes me kinda curious how much he was paid to say that. Or maybe he is angling for a Disney gig 🤷♂️
Quadruple-downed on calling the fans sexist and various other nasty things. It wont stop. Maybe stop going to the movies and stop giving them any money and call out the movies for being garbage. Many of you wont and they will continue to insult you.
Please stop lying GARY'S EDITING makes it seem he is criticizing "critics." nothing was said about fans - and Gary calls these critics shills
At least be somewhat consistent and stop gaslighting
@@thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 excuse me. I suspect you know about gaslighting, don't project. Let's stop whining 'sexism' everytime a sucky movie is unpopular.
You’re right. They will never stop gaslighting us, because it’s about spreading their narrative while passing themselves off as virtuous saviors. How much more openly hateful do they have to become to wake these die-hard supporters up?
@@S2Cents I didn't even call you sexist thanks on projecting on your part
I literally am saying GARY is saying HE said the CRITICS were being hard on Eternals and referenced RT
@@thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 I didn't say you called me that.
You watched it twice? Respect. Couldn't finish it once...
Frankly when you say "Eternals" to comic book fans, most of them say "who? That Starfox guy?"
I am so sick of woke pontificating. It’s just old. Even fans of wokeness have got to be sick of it by now.
Woke fatigue is real.
I doubt it. These freaks are lost to their woke addiction.
I would like to flush them down the toilet. After all that is what you do with a big t--
Disney is going to censor the movie in other countries. It is already going to be a mess because there is going to be easy-seeing cutoffs, much like the removed "oh lala" scene from Back To the Future 2.
What, the "oh lala" scene was cut from BTTF2??!!
Oh OK, Netflix effed it up back in 2020, but they restored it. Still, wtf is going on in Hollywood?
Yes they are so committed to diversity and different voices that they will edit them right out for a Middle Eastern audience.
Can tell you the gay men scenes(not only the kiss) got censored in india lol.
@@adnannaemaz1989 India is thrilled (not) to have a Pakistani playing the role of an Indian because we all know how well those 2 countries get along.
As a Hispanic-american, peruvian, I said they totally eraised the natives that were allied with the spaniards conquistadors, and made more than a half of the army that conquered tenocticlan, there were tlascaltecas, ottonies, xochimilcos, and a lot of other tribes. then later spaniards became so friendly with tlascaltecas, that tlascaltecas joined asian expeditions of spaniards geting to fight japanese ronin samurais.
Just describing this mess has given me a headache and I need to lay down. Sounds awful, you watched this TWICE?
So the Marvel fatigue is finally setting in?
About damn time
If you’re getting bored of MARVEL.....what’s left? You probably shit on DC too??
It’s not Marvel fatigue, it’s shitty movies. Marvel took their audience for granted thinking they flocked to the theatre for that red logo. At the end of the day Marvel fans are movie fans and this entire phase has been awful.
@@michaeldehart3253 I mean yeah, Marvel wasn't fatiguing most people because the vast majority are amazing entertainment. It's like saying Thor 2 caused MCU-fatigue - nuh-uh, people just don't care about boring or bad stuff, go figure.
Only for right wing grifters, normal people cant wait for spider man 3 next month. Guardians 3 and Doc strange 2.
@@michaeldehart3253 absolutely correct.
I personally have a feeling I will most definitely not like this film. In my personal thought Endgame should've been THE END
With the ending of loki I'm afraid we're going to have at least 20 more years of marvel movies
It was the end. This other horse shit doesn't matter.
@@Izzmonster yup
Infinity War was a good ending. Endgame was the shark jump franchise killer.
@@Izzmonster To be fay there was a lot of bad Marvel films leading up to Endgame as well. But fans put on their blinders and like nah it was good.
This was the first movie I’ve went to in theaters where I looked at my watch about a dozen times.
Absolute garbage and that's not including the diversity and LGBT business...The story was crap and very poorly scripted and directed. Angela Joile hardly got any lines but it didn't stop there...the main hero was the villain. Sack Feige quickly , he must be working for DC secretly.
Eternals almost killed me of boredom. I thought being super woke would make me laugh. NOPE!
I laughed while watching 'The Guns of Navarone' the other night, which is 2.5 hours long, and has an INTERMISSION section built into the 4K UHD at the halfway point. This INTERMISSION was also in the theatrical version, becuase the studio figured that viewers might need a break halfway through a 2.5 hour EPIC WAR MOVIE!
Now, EVERY COMIC BOOK MOVIE seemt to be at LEAST 2.5 hours long. And James Bond / Avengers Endgame were both pushing THREE HOUR runtimes, with NO Intermission?
i've seen manny non-woke people in youtube that honestly liked eternals movie, it makes me wonder if there is no bias in these videos, a bit of intelectual honest please
Boy I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Feiges office when he sees what a flop this is.
the deaf character crying in terror was one of the funniest parts of the movie
They fought a volcano…. My eyes are still rolling 2 months later
RDJ got out exactly at the right time.
Marvel had a good run but its dead.
I guess we still got Spiderman
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 sony would be smart to just do solo movies or crossovers with other charcaters they own like morbius and venom, cant believe i just wrote that as well lol
@@Comatosedpeanut Yeah.
Though Venom makes no sense without Spiderman
@@dcmastermindfirst9418 venoms a G
@@Comatosedpeanut What?
Who watches Disney/Marvel comic book movies anymore?
One more reason to move on and leave behind this kind of pop culture.
It's so funny that they awkwardly shove sign language translations in those interviews when subtitles exist.
I went to the the theater and saw this garbage on the 20th. Hated it. The only character I even remotely cared about was Ikaris, purely out of spite toward all of the other blocks of wood in this movie. I too would kill myself if my ex girlfriend's name was "sussy".
Do you remember when our super heroes stopped a bank robbery, or a mugging or saved someone in peril? They don't care about the little people in these films, nothing I have seen in the MCU or elsewhere in recent years would I descibe as "heroic deeds."
The only heroes left are in My Hero Academia.
I remember in Spiderman when Peter gives directions to a lost lady and she gives him a churro in thanks; its portrayed as insignificant, boring and funny, as if being an Avenger is saving the planet but is not "cool" helping people in small acts so yeah
@@RanMouri82 And One Punch Man to a lesser degree.
The only street level hero we have is Spiderman. Everyone else is on a global scale . so a petty crime like that is going to be ignored by a group like the avengers and handled by someone like Spiderman.
I'd agree with recently. But I loved in Avengers and Avengers Age of Ultron that they went out of their way to protect the civilians in harms way from the Chitauri and Ultron bots.
Basically they were heroic from Infinity War back.