Prank Calling in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have 3
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- čas přidán 10. 04. 2018
- This is incredibly juvenile and will not help you or anyone do anything better in life, but I hope it made you happy to at least hear how sweet Julia the angel is at H&R Block lol.
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"The manager calls me by my middle name."
"I am the manager"
"You call me by my middle name"
OOF
@@Unity116 OOF
Lmao f ya
"uh ah are you sure....?!"
-"What's the location?"
-"iT'S mE tiM"
What's with all those long usernames omg Tym*
What's with all those long usernames omg Tim with the fitbit!
me time
What's with all those long usernames omg tym
What's with all those long usernames omg Ha ha ha ha ha not
It’s alarming how good Julian is at this & how horrible Jenna is 🤣🤣🤣
I KNOW
Thats why he took over her job
I thought Jessica was funnier
@@SavedPdf not the reason idiot
lol because men are better at lying
“i work everyday from 1pm-2pm” that’s fucking HILARIOUS I DIED
tim
with
the
*fitbit*
Tym* hahaha
Riley Vahsrrvdh shit u right
fitbit™️
Andrea fuk
Belle C tym
“I’m the manager.”
Julien : “are you sure?”
💀
Kaitlin Kal Lee
I didn’t finish the video and I was scrolling the comments and I first read this as
“Are you the manager?”
Julien: “Are you sure?”
Jaden Of Awesome 😆😆😆❤️
Imagine hiw you would feel if someone called and said ”hey this is jessica i can’t come in tomorrow because i’m on the path to enlightenment”
i would ask her if i could join too.
AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE
I’m the one who answers these calls, these would make my day.
Be like the other bloke that was like 'do it!' 🤣
legit excuse
Thank you CZcams for recommending this masterpiece 5 years later ❤️ we miss you Jenna!
so real
Do the opposite where you call in and say "hey I know I have tomorrow off but I'm coming in anyway. see you at 8"
And call it "Picking Up Shifts At Jobs We Don't Have"
Deniz Balik YES
OOOOOH MY GOD YES
Deniz Balik omg yes that's a great idea 😂😂
YESSS THIS IS AMAZING
jenna's alter ego "jessica" is a fucking mood
Ashley Persaud fuc yes
Excruciating burn mood
Julien: *easily lying and making up crazy stories*
Jenna: *fucking BAWLING*
Is anyone else watching all of Jennas old videos after she left? 😞
i say.. rack up the views. she needs to see how very very loved she is.
i miss her so much
Why did she leave?
CZcams drama ofc 😒 everyone was tryna cancel her over some dumbass shit she shouldn’t even have been included in and she made an apology video and she left CZcams
eden you have to be joking. PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING!!!!!
I've been 9 months pregnant
...... for NINE MONTHS......
MichaeLemon was? Did she have a miscarriage?
I had fever for a week and that for a whole week
MichaeLemon lmao
does that mean she was pregnant twice?
at the same time????
in the final stage of pregnancy... for nine months longer than need be.
So, where I work we have 6 Rachels and last November hired 25 new temp staff for over Christmas, which added 2 additional Rachels-that’s 8 Rachels if you’re counting. So this girl calls in to our manager, called Rachel, tells our manager all about how she’s sick of the way she’s being treated, how she hates working here, how she’s putting in a formal complaint with head office. Had a HUGE fight on the phone with the manager, and then hangs up. An issue then arises.....which Rachel was it? In the midst of the fight, our manager never did work out which Rachel it was. She narrowed it down to 4, and then had to call all of them individually to ask if they had quit, only to later find out, that the Rachel who called was actually from another location and had been placed on he incorrect extension when calling her location. We refer to it as ‘The Great Rachel Fiasco of 2017’.
Em B thats AMAZING hahah wow
This reminds me of that Kimmy Schmidt bit where Titus asks to have a meeting with all the Lindas in HR lmao
This was a journey I'm glad I took.
What a rollercoaster I just went on
Thank you for this my day has been made.
So relieved this wasn’t deleted
el pan tostado same
Why?
I know it helps me
@@Inspirit-gp4dp she deleted a bunch of her videos
@@menna2777 why?
“I was on a quest to become a hairless goddess” this literally made me cry laughing 😂😂😂
I literally screen recorded it and posted it to my Instagram to advertise my hair removal business 😂
*_”i naired my whole body on my quest to become a hairless goddess. i am in excruciating pain !!”_*
*gasp* ohhh noooooooo
You need to call like target and Walmart that has a million employees so there’s no way they know each employee
Judi Tanner they actually do haha
Judi Tanner I have a better idea I’m not saying tho so no 1 steals it
@@royalentertainment488 thanks for letting us know lol
YESSSSSS
I work at Target and yeah they do 😂 and they can check the the schedule
Julian: Hi my name is Adam, David, and many more names
Jenna for every call: Hi my name is jessica
Dont forget Erika
I think it's a better strategy to always use the same name for the chance of it to eventually work. I think it has a higher probability than trying a different name every time.
Jessica Messica
Jenna saying she can't come into work because she has to eat lunch and the guy being all for it is peak comedy.
“Hi it’s Erica, I can’t come in because I might be getting a horse tomorrow” 😂😂😂 I’m whEEZING
Oh maybe....whinnying? hahah
“But idk because they’re expensive “
The Nair excuse was pure gold the lady was so really sweet. I mean she was really sympathetic.😂😂😂😂😂
Louisa Lewis 😂😂😂
As someone who has had chemical burns from overdoing it with nair, I'd be pretty sympathetic too 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@calmdowngurl hahahahaahahahaha
She was like, “I’ve done the same thing. Don’t worry about it.”
"it's tim. T-Y-M" fucking wrecked me
I’m so happy I decided to watch this again, years later- literally can’t stop laughing and crying 😂😂😅 We miss you Jenna ❤ I mean…Jessica
Last one was sooo cute 🥰
Jessica Messica
came here after finding out jenna and julien got married
"AND NOW I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE!"
"Oh nooooooooo!"
“Dan”
“Sorry that’s my middle name, my name’s Adam”
“Sorry that’s ALSO my middle name, it’s Jeffery” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tanya Zhang *loud hold music plays*
best part
Jessica, is a hairless goddess in excruciating pain who also sells lotion and does her taxes and eats lunch at the same exact time but don’t forget...... she’s been nine months pregnant for nine months and shes going to OPEN HER THIRD EYE TOMMOROW
Erica, Just wants a Dukin horse 🐎 💨
Astrick Animates LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Carson Fish thx for liking
Don’t forget Jessica is auditioning for American Idol tomorrow
The "I work here every day from 1pm to 2pm" absolutely killed me 🤣
So, is anyone else concerned that literally NO PLACE has a Jessica employed there?
Where do people named Jessica Work?!
DO THEY EVEN WORK?!
WHAT IS THEIR SECRET?????
DickleTickle RIGHT??? and jenna calls tanning/nail salons most of the time and not a single young jessica works at a tanning salon???? i find that hard to believe!
👀
DickleTickle hi yes I work at papaya lmao
I worked at a call center w/ a jessica once
well as a jessica, i work at tim hortons, it’s quite disappointing
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” the comedic value of that line is too great
chapstick *bunny enters the chat*
it's horse time pm for jessica
I'm kinda disappointed one of her excuses wasn't I have a basketball game tomorrow
Michael Potter bro truuuuee
*Horse people energy* emerged much earlier than we thought
The dude who said “do it” to eating lunch was an actual icon; honestly the only professional response
I thought there was no way this is still funny in almost 2023… but I was wrong 😭
Absolutely! Still holds up for sure.
I’m on this journey to become a hairless goddess
Just so you know it 2023 and it's still funny!!!
@@AmeliaOak 😭
"I'M ON A QUEST TO BE A HAIRLESS GODDESS"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LadyPeters I’m mean aren’t we all
Other Brother true that✌
*jessica messica is my spirit animal*
Devin Sumer Amanda Bobanda is my alter ego
Devin Sumer lOvE yA
Your R A MuSisCallY sTaRrr
I see you everywhere Devin
Jenna: I've got to each lunch. *unintelligible conversation*
Perfect Tan: Okay, do it. Bye.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite one
this era of youtube, will never be forgotten. literally nothing will ever be funnier than this.
Agreed.
The guy supporting your lunch needs is the kind of support I need in my life
Lauren Alley same
hes a legend
omg what if he watches these videos oMG i need a person to be like 'hey omg is this jenna(or julien)?' and then they be like 'yeA' and it'd be great
He is so sure of himself, he didn’t give anything a second thought.
SAME
“I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess and I naired my whole body and I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE”
RachelsDarling had to pause it there so i could laugh my ass of for 40 seconds 😂😂😂
The lady's reaction was the best thing ever LOL
kalimanka same lmao
Whats naired.?
Selma Acccioly it removes hair
I'm on a quest to become this hairless goddess.
"I can't hear you, you're breaking up.."
So sorry, I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME A HAIRLESS GODDESS, AND I NAIRED MY WHOLE BODY, AND I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE
90% of this is just Jenna looking like shes being traumatized when really, she cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂🤣
The women talking to Jenna about the Nair situation was such a trooper through that conversation
She was so sweet! 😂
She sounds a lot like my old manager from lush? But I'm in Canada so I'm ???
She had a persian accent and also I think a persian name
*RIGHT?!?!?!* *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
Hahahaha she was so genuine like noooooooo!
next time call up big stores like target and say
“hey it’s trey, i can’t come to work because i have a basketball game TOMORROW”
I was waiting for that 😂😂
YES
It took me a minute😂😂😂😂
I don't get why they're calling businesses with less than 15 employees. They Know all the names!!
lara THATS LEGENDARY
why is this getting recommeneded to me now, not complaining I miss jenna
@@cajdelusionswow, thats so thoughtful of you! I miss Jenna so much and that that little whistle song in the background
Me too, watching and again and commenting in hope of Jen’s return!
This just suddenly showed up on my home page :(
jessica, the hairless goddess who sells lotions, is going to open her third eye tomorrow, and has been nine months pregnant for nine months
And in preparation for said birth, she decided to go on a quest to become a hairless goddess, so she naired her entire body and gave herself 2nd degree burns.
Sounds like a cryptid/scp. I love it.
after that she meet her horse
I've found someone with a michael pfp, I've truly lived my life now
And she's also auditioning for American idol and is going to sing earth wind and fire's "September"
Tim with the Fitbit!!!!!!!
Kiarnii Miller tym*
😂
Tym.
don't you mean TYM with the Fit-Bit?
CZcams reccomended me this video today 5 years after already watching it, and it was a real trip down memory lane 😂
I love getting recommended Jenna Marbles. Makes me think of simpler times ❤
Also Julien needs to change his twitter name to “Tym with the Fitbit”
Nina Tym*
*Tym
♪
Aha
with 4 fitbits
“Um hi my name is Trey and i cant come to work tomorrow because i have a basketball game toomarrrow”
Why wasn’t this said
Hey just a little update yall we won the game was totes worth missing work
Lmaoo
Im point guard. 🤣🤣🤣
@Sophia Aiello yes!!!
Jenna cry laughing as Jessica is my spirit. Just my spirit.
Its 2023, Im here during a really rough patch in my life watching Jenna and Julian and actually being able to laugh..thank you, very much💜 I miss you
she’s always here for us ❤
2024 and still here... genuinely grew up with her videos, middle school to high school to living on my own and paying own bills... life is strange without her vids :( sorry for being dramatic lol
"I don't have any guy working for me... I'M the manager!"
julien could not have been more denied
All of these companies probably now warn their employees if anyone calls them with the name "Jessica" to just hang up immediately
Ananas Von Satan and they probably refuse to hire anyone named Jessica for that reason 😂
Lol guess I'm out of luck
CZcams recommended this video and it makes me so happy and sad at the same time! Miss you so much! Hope life treats you well ❤❤❤
Not sure why this came up on my feed 5 years later but I WILL NEVER TURN DOWN JENNA
I’m high key waiting for one person to be like, “is this Jenna Marbles?”
I 4real thght one of them was gonna say it
LostMyMind IKR
It’s gonna happen I just know it
Especially if she keeps using the name Jessica.
They have to keep making these until it happens
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow”
*Bunny enters the chat*
👌👌 Nice
Nice one lol
Lol
Oop! Well done
lmao underrated
3:46 Julien looks like an angry dad calling Pizza Hut because his pizza didn't have enough cheese.
I was scrolling and saw this video thumbnail and got tearry eyed. The sheer happiness is so great and genuin. I miss the 20 minuets of silliness we looked forward to every week. Just 20 minuets a week to get away from the poopy world and laugh with great people. Hope all is well.❣️
😭😭❤
Here watching today. Love them so much!
“I’m on the path to enlightenment and I'm going to open my third eye tomorrow “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ekaterina Petrova a
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I'm so mad that she didn't use the "I have a basketball game tomorrow!" such a missed opportunity! 😵
Oh shit now I’m upset she didn’t use it
Ikr? I was waiting for it!
Omg yes!
hellolala Lol I was thinking the same thing.. although, if I remember correctly she's done that one in her previous prank call videos. I'm pretty sure she has at least..This is the 3rd one so go back and watch the others if you want to see that.
@Nate A Jenna and Julien both worked multiple part time jobs before they ever became rich/famous. Out of all the CZcamsrs these two are the most genuine and down to earth. If this was the paul brothers, then sure, comment away about how rich and entitled they are, but it's not. And it's not like they're continuously calling the same place and pulling people away from their job. They're maybe on the phone for 30 seconds at a time?
“are you sure? is it uhhh. what’s the location?” 🤨
“IT’s me, TyM!” 😄
The last lady wishing Jenna a good day has the same energy as Jenna saying good morning to Kermit, and that is the energy that I miss. I hope she’s doing well.
Everytime I hear Jessica I think about Jessica Messica
MANA I'm crying hahaha
MANA same
What about Amanda Bobanda?
That’s cracked me up when she said that because that’s literally what my parents have called me my whole life lol
MANA TRUUU
When Jenna’s “temporary” blue hair dye has lasted for more than 4 months 😂😂
wasnt the ends on bleached hair? thats why.
"Semi-permanent so it's gonna be okay"
Blue is actually the hardest color to get out. I had to bleach mine out.
My blue lasted over a year or just depends on how you take care of it
Noémi Chaw I've used ion dyes before they are semi-perminant not temporary. And blue is one of the hardest colors to get out of your hair. It all depends on how you take care of it. If you don't wash it everyday, only wash it in cold water, use safe shampoo, or have really possessed hair it will stay longer.
Tim with the four fitbits had me in TEARS
It's 2024....I miss these videos!!!
The manager calls me dan
IM THE MANAGER
SAM 45 800th like
"ARE YOU SURE?"
I prank called pizza hut and they “fired me”
REALLY
Emma Mae23 WOWWWW! THEY FIRED YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED
Emma Mae23 lol
Plot twist you actually fired someone
What if that was an actual person that just got fired
Lol “Hi, this is Tim with the Fitbit...we had a conversation”
“Is this Natalie?”
“yEaaa. It’s...Natalie”
strawberryroxc i was pissing myself at that part
poor Natalie
girl: who is this?
jenna: i told you i’m on the pAtH tO eNliGhTeNmEnT!
girl: WHo iS THiS???!
JESSICA
I read this at the exact time
God?
It’s funny cause Jenna really did get a horse. Her name is Bunny
3hours ago?? Someone's missing them with me🥺❤️
LOL
its so odd getting recommended this 5 years later. it feels like its been 5 years since Jenna left.
GRADES: RAISED
SKIN: CLEARED
CROPS: FLOURISHING
WIG: INCINERATED
Kylie Fay Grades dropping, skin breaking out, crops dying, but my weave is snatched oof
HOTEL: TRIVAGO
Keeley Bell DAMNIT YOU TOOK MINE
HEY: MACARENA
Better people: papa Johns
Instead of calling in sick, you should call into places you dont work at and quit over the phone lmaoo
GetMimsie YES
I LOVE THIS
i was thinking the exact same
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS YES
I need this in my life
“Alright talk to you later” 😭
I work as a dog groomer and I think my favorite prank call I've ever gotten is someone saying "I took my dog to be groomed and his balls got cut off" and just hung up like??? HOPE YOUR DOGS OKAY??
All Erica wanted was to meet her damn horse
🤣
*"Jeffery Adam Dan?"*
Those are his middle names
Serial killer name
Elie K. I wonder what his last name is. Maybe Edison?
Jeffrey Adam Dan Edison
Or Jade for short.
I was the thousandth like
jeffery Adam dan solomita
We miss you Jenna.
I keep coming back to these videos when I miss Jenna, and I can't believe how these two are just the perfect fit for each other, this is another kind of funny I love it
"Do it. Go for it. Enjoy it." That guy is AMAZING.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice does that mean I summoned you?
No name Pie yeah
Your name and profile pic makes me happy
beetlejuice beetlejuice be*cause*
@@taryn1623 you're so smart, a stand-up bro I'll think about the offer let ya know
I hope someone recognizes their voice one day.
In one of the other vids someone did, I'm sure.
krisisnkaos just like. “Hi this is Jessica!”
“Jenna shut tf up”
MidMist Creations which video!
ialicat I don’t think so. Which?
If she ever called my job and I caught onto it i would play along and fuck with them so hard!😂 id be like" BITCH! Why didnt you clean the tanning machine! A lady went in and it squirted out like crazy making her look like she got shit on. 😂 how do these people not get its a prank especially with Jenna giggling? Lol
Sometimes life hurts. But this makes it better.
Life is excruciatingly long. Be a toothbrush!
Hugs for all of you❤
Jenna is the only CZcamsr that can crack you up so bad that you would get tears 😂
Me TOO
“Oh I’m sorry the manager calls me that”
“I’m the manager” 😂
That last woman you called deserves a muffin basket or something. She was so lovely!
a muffin basket
Em jujujuuuuuuB hii
She deserves a medal. Tax season is rough! I hope they send her something to brighten her day.
Yep. Someone please find her and give her muffins.
Jenna Marbles will never get the full credit of being a comedic genius
I'm surprised nobody's been like "is this Jenna??"
"tim with the fitbit" LMAO
Coffee & Crinkles ASMR it’s tym 😂😂😂😂
tYm
Coffee & Crinkles ASMR *i had like 3 fitbits on*
Coffee & Crinkles ASMR that was great!
I was the 1.7k like XD
Julien literally looks 10 years younger now without the mustache holy shit
The Truth i thought it was just me
The truth lives up to their username
I thought it was an old video for a hot minute 😂😂 I had to check the upload date!!
I had to check the upload date at the start
I’ve definitely saw a similar person at Hot Topic
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” damn Jenna really been radiating *horse people energy* long before the clip on bangs came into the picture.
7:08 will always be amazing. Jenna's blank stare at the camera. Julien's slow decent to the table. 'im gonna have to eat lunch'. Amazing
when they girl said ‘i’m the manager’ I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD
simplymallory 6:37 ? I thought it was a guy lol
czcams.com/video/R8sPUqrKVKM/video.html
Sssophie sounds like a girl
Sssophie Me too! 😄
And that no boys work there
"I work there everyday from 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm"
😂😂😂😂
I miss this woman so much. She still brings me joy and keeps me moving. Thank you Jenna. She deserves everything.
I hurts coming back to her videos
i cannot stop binging her old vids after she left- :( it hurts so bad to think that she might permanently quit
quiznos guy: "I dont have any guys working for me"
Julien: 😲
quiznos guy: "IM the manager"
Julien: *whaaaaaaaaat, are you SURE*