Ice Luges, Lit Cigarettes, & Non-Flushable Turds with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2021
- From a far-away land where fuchsia Starburst sprout from the rich, dark soil like weeds, Trixie and Katya brave the air-conditioned elements to sit on furniture and discuss the evolutionary importance of eyebrows, how a DJ goes about dropping ill beats, and the myriad aspects that make up the perfect drag gig. (Hint: it involves Mr. Freeze from Batman Forever, the polar bear from a Klondike Bar, and a hypothermia-stricken Leonardo DiCaprio floating on the door from Titanic with beautiful, quivering blue lips)
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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"If we're being honest.."
"No, let's lie"
HAHA
lying is so fun ❤️
@@fionagallagherapologist5968 now we know what you’re not destroying ☠️
the only conversation the 2 halves of my brain ever has.......
@@HelloBombshell21 I live👀💀
i cant believe trixie is being vulnerable enough to stop wearing a beanie and show us the bald. thank you. we appreciate and see you.
I love seeing my body type on youtube
and honestly never looked better. when katya said 'whats different about you?' i was literally thinking two minutes before that she looks so good with those glasses.
We appreciate the bald
he looks so good without it
I was just thinking about how nicely shaped both of their heads are, I appreciated the bald too
the energy of katya talking about her sex life while trixie eats starburst in silence is KILLING ME
oh my god this comment sfjlsdhfjsdhf
She really does have a pocket full of candy wrapper
The joy on Trixie's face when she was describing how for once in her life she was better at physical activity than Katya was so wholesome.
That was so great
Not that I don’t love them having guests, but their energy together is just what I neeeeeeed.
and the only guests that I think have totally added to the vibe are the other Drag Race queens: Violet's episode, and the episode with Jaida & Heidi are some of my all time favorites so far
I totally agree ! With guests they just have the gift of bringing out the best in people from what I’ve seen they can really vibe with anyone together
@@Eric-yt7rt the one with that editor of Ughnhnhnnnhn was the best one for me
@@Eric-yt7rt jaida and heidis episode is one of my favorites. You can tell they’re all great friends and the conversation was so funny and effortless ugh it’s great
i completely agree
The bangs and the girls 2 weeks in a row?? This is what life is supposed to be about
Katya in blonde bangs looks like a post-apocalyptic Courtney Act
"Any gender has eyes"
I love Trixie's scientific research
"My whole life I've sat next to this person on camera. "...it's been 5 years, but in Trixie's mind they are the Mary-Kate and Ashley of drag
I know they've said before that they don't understand why people want to *watch* a podcast, but how could anyone resist their facial expressions??
This plus my adhd ass just can’t handle listening to something unless I can imagine up my own visuals (like a story podcast or whatever) so yes I very much require the video thank you so much 😭
Agreed.
For the 4D experience
I read lips so the video is so helpful
@@HeyItsNovalee i’m autistic and i literally just can’t understand people without the facial cues
another episode of just the girls i truly cant wait
JUST THE GIRLLLLS UNNNH
We truly hate guests
Just the doooooooowls
Only the ladies is the BEST!!!!
i know they think we’ll get bored if it’s just them but the duo is superior
The fact that Trixie went from living in a trailer, to casually wearing a hoodie worth $1,250 makes me happy.
What/where is this rich person hoodie from? I can see the logo on it
That part
@@naurcho Gucci
that clip on bang doesn't even look good ironically anymore, it just looks good
Trixie took her hat off and put on some glasses and suddenly she’s my type
THAT PART 🥵
This!
Right like why is he so hot rn
And something about the dark hoodie when we're used to seeing Trixie in so much pink, yellow etc. The black made him POP. Phew!
The Netflix Queens who like to watch British Baking Show episode mentioned she’s partial to Callums.
it wouldn't be a trixie and katya production without a turd story
Right! And they hate turd stories.😂😂😂
And a sexy, gross hook-up story.
Or a pee story!
Keep those turd stories comin
Ok but hello trixie looks so cute here. The hoodie and glasses, I live.
my favorite trixie looks are ones where I forget Trixie is Trixie. In my brain, that is the pink-loving Wisconsin Barbie, but all I see is a bald. I love both of them.
Similar goes for Katya. It's always the best reminder that they don't act. They are just talking.
Literally, Trixie looks so fine in this. Not me simping.
she looks like the bottom version of seth everman
Was gonna say that. 💗
And that’s Gucci honey
the way katya talked about that guy and saying she thinks about him all the time was so cute 🥺
"i was born bald at the very young age" snorted so fucking loud
Trixie is NOT serving Wisconsin white today, she’s serving blue 🦷
yess, i noticed that in the other episode
@@munchiYT “when you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
The blue light from her computer screen (which you can see reflected in her glasses) is casting blue light onto her face/teeth.
@@jos.8296 ik but i legit think she got them whitened or something bc there’s photos of her outside like recently with fully blue teeth. oh well at least she’s living the true LA life now
@@el-ds4nx how do you whiten veneers???
I love how Katya is a natural story teller 😍 The best narrator of drag race history
“He was in the army, and you were leggy”
Katya's 2000s european DJ bangs are making me feel something.
this is the hottest i've ever seen either of them look out of drag they're so handsome
The left Brian looks so hot with those glasses
exactly, they are so hot ❤
Bald-shaming Katya I see 😒🙄
I used to think Katya (Brian) was the beauty of the duo but I very recently realized just how stunning Trixie (Brian) really is. I appreciate these two humans soooo much!
@@wendybutler1681 sleeper hit of the two
I don’t know why but Trixie’s only question “did you smoke in the bed??” during Katya’s very detailed sex story cracked me up. THAT is what you’re thinking about??
Safety first! 😂
a virgo
Why are people just now realizing that Trixie is hot? He has literally ALWAYS been hot. Same with Katya
THANK!!! YOU!!!!!
Completely understand what katya was saying about the new look, Trixie looks hawt
"I was born at a very young age." -Trixie Mattel 2021 😂
they start the episode saying they should tell the mall story. 18 minutes later they tell the mall story. love this podcast
I love these stories about Katya's relationships/hookups. It's truly interesting and she has a good way of telling the story.
Kind of reminds me of how my mom tells stories to friends about literally anything lol
Katya should get hair plugs only in the bangs area. Just have a reverse mullet on her forehead 24/7. And Trixie should get plugs of pigtails on the sides of her head and nowhere else.
@@red-hot-froggy holy shit I remember that hairstyle 😂😂😂
i hate you for putting the latter thought in my head. now it's all i see.
Oh god… I was agreeing with you until the second half 😭☠️☠️
This comment made me laugh for way too long
love a good chelsea cut
These two gorgeous biological women look really cute in boy drag.
Trixie on her fitness journey and Katya with her weight gain and recovery? To know they're happy makes me happy. They are honestly ultimate trade.
I am *in love* with Trixie's look this video! And Katya's attitude is nice, too
Such a read 🤣🤣🤣 Trixie looks great, katya has a nice personality🤣
All the comedy aside, I REALLY appreciate the insight you guys give into your world, esp. regarding how fans can treat other queens when you’re in the room or the awkward comments people make in professional settings. That must be so hard to navigate since you guys really do hustle and are awesome, but so do other queens and you don’t want the dignity of your peers compromised just cuz they’re not YOU. Thank you so much for sharing, it makes me want to be more considerate as a fan if I ever meet you guys in person.
Trixie looks SO HANDSOME this episode
happy to see that the bangs are here to stay
Trixie showing me a $100 candle, me looking it up, then automatically closing the tab in poor killed me 😭
I'm having a very 'didn't he always wear glasses' friends moment.
glad i’m not alone
Can we have a "Trixie and Katya's Drag Race" and its just drag queens running?
And sliding down ice luges
And that's a show I would actually watch and love. Dragqueens footracing for cash to music.
LMAO
Yes please
This comment would kill a medieval peasant, but an Ancient Greek man would know exactly what youre on about
Lyrics:
Katya: …Call your girlfriend
Trixie: Do you like Robyn’s music?
Katya: I do.
Trixie: Me too.
*Hysterical laughing*
I fully did not get this one.
Trixie is so cute out of drag, I hate when she says she’s ugly
Katya: Oh I just remembered my train of thought that got derail -
Trixie: Ok let's take a break!
obviously it’s great when they have guests but i much prefer it when it’s just the girls, they could keep me entertained for decades
Also in the VIP section of Katya's dream gig: Jack Nicholson frozen in the topiary maze at the end of The Shining
Trixie's tiger king impression killed me
Putting on this podcast is self-care to me.
Yes!!!
The way they talk about sex is the best thing. I want friends I'm that comfortable with
I know what you mean, honestly same
Y'all deserve it.
“You want my fat in yo butt?!” Part two: “you want the aggressive patch of hair from my lower back on your bald head?”
The image of Katya lip syncing to “breathe on me” in a freezing cold venue is honestly so amazing, i also love the juxtaposition of unironically lip-synching a hot and heavy song in freezing temperatures coupled with the image of Katya seductively blowing condensation out her mouth
YES just the girls. it's what we've wanted all along
here's the train of thought of the first fifteen minutes of this episode: the mall, cute glasses, clove cigarettes, ham, brown recluse, hookups, first one on set, hookups again, robyn's music, cryptocurrency, "oh yeah, the mall", "let's take a break"
still loved it though
Thank you for the lyrics 😂
“pop that little pool thermometer duck right inside of my pool”
I love how Katya's progressively becoming a himbo out of drag
seeing trixie’s doll collection makes me wonder *WHY MATTEL DOESNT DO PRIDE BARBIE*
i bet dylan's wife recognizes him from katya's description lmao.
Honestly, he described half of 20 something's in the army. In shape, not educated, and closeted
@@grantmegan91 dylan was straight-identified not closeted but go off i guess
Were I Dylan’s wife, I’d be honored
@@kaycem
Whats the difference though?
@@kaycem ....honey he was pantsuits deep in the closet. Blazers too. C'mon now.
How dare you introduce my impressionable brain to the phrase "shitslit” This will haunt me.
Honestly? Don't even bother with guests. The ones with just you guys are literally perfect. This came out yesterday and I'm already watching it again. Frankly how dare both of you be this entertaining without even trying.
This podcast is beginning to look and sound more like a fever dream as we go along. To go from "shitter" to "dream man" to "Joan Crawford" and "credit cards" - that's impressive.
trixies smart for not dropping any memorable hookups she’d go back to knowing damn well david might be tuning into the pod like
👁👄👁👁👄👁
I was expecting her to say…
🤔…”Hrmm…
Me…
It’s me…
I’m the most memorable hookup…”
😉💜xo
i believe they may be open, but i am not for sure. I was watching or listening to something else the other day and it made it seem like they were.
@@TaylorMMontgomery They are open.
NORBERT! Turtle guy with glasses in Rocko’s Modern Life. WOW what a nostalgia blast.
“Somebody you don’t mind talking to afterwards” 💯 💯 💯
The level of existential dread that flashes thru Katya's eyes telling Trix they still call it guyliner just aged me 8 decades in sympathetic mood.... because any gender has eyes
I said last week's episode was the best episode of the podcast, but there is a 99.99% chance that I lied and THIS is the best episode of the podcast.
katya wasn’t lying when she said those glasses are perfect for trixie
"I HAVE CLOSED THE DOOR ON THE SPIRIT REALM" I AM ACTUALLY WHEEZECHOKING TO DEAD ON MY RED BULL HOW DARE U KATYA IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really need a story time on why that decision was made. Door 💢closed💢
I wish their Mall Story/Uber Run was caught on camera so bad lmao 😭
Gasp it 100% has to be, security either still has it or is been automatically wiped after a certain # of days
I’m unironically feeling the bangs wtffff
How many other stans mouthed “I just heard” after they gasped at the beginning hahahaha 😂
We love to see it!
the cigarette talk and cloves literally took the life right out of me 😭
YESSS keep the just the girls episodes coming please it’s the chaotic energy we need
shit slit is the only thing i’ll be saying this week
Mine will be CLITY
I was waiting for them to think of 'shitty clitty' but it never came.
@@Rai_S82 the loss I’ve experienced today
honestly don’t know who i’m in love with more
I agree with Katya. Trixie looks AMAZING like goddess level. I was actually taken aback at first view
Tracie and Katie……there’s a venue in Orlando called Ice Bar. One of the rooms is completely made out of ice, with drinks served in cups made of ice, room temperature kept at 10 degrees. I gogo dance there in the main room. When I tell you…..going into the ice room after each set…….heaven.
its the black thats different about trixie. and i dare to say, momma's looking hot
Ok, but can we talk about how fucking awesome Katya's tattoos are
That blunt bangs on Katya is remarkably becoming part of her
remember when katya had that rant on UNHhhh about male wigs, I’d like to go back there.
Trixie has seemed SO chill this episode and the last episode. Love her chill demeanor!!
I can listen to Trixie talk about anything for hours. Big fan of her drugstore makeup reviews.
I've got $5 on them having had some weed-pop-rocks before this ep xD
@@ArtyMars Agree!! 😂
Trixie looks like a bald Dan Levy with those glasses.
Ohhh thats why he looks hot
I can't get enough, time flies when you're listening to these two.
I need a T-shirt with “Run Katya Run” to remind myself that I’m not the only one who can’t run to save her life and that’s ok.
Yes... It is totally OK.... BUT..... I beleive if it was an real and exact moment that you needed to "Save You Life"... You'd be amazed at just how fast and far you could actually !!!
@@DOCDOCFLAMINGOS I hope 🤞 I really do 😅
@@SophhpoS30 .... "Well I'm rooting for you." ..... Actually I think we are all rooting for you!!!"
BUT.... also hope you never have to actually be in that type of scenario that would makes us do any kind of rooting!!! Ha!!
@@DOCDOCFLAMINGOS hahahaha 🤗
@@SophhpoS30 Like "Just Sayin!!!" Ya know ?!?!
Trixie looks like a hot DJ you would see in an underground club and honestly...I'm really into it.
feeling sh*t and rewatching this pod is the only reason for my existence at this point, and then waiting for new episodes, and then rewatching again
As someone who loves being cold, listening to them describe their perfect gig is so good
I had hip surgery , being stuck inside doing nothing has been so depressing. The two of u have keep me from going insane! Thank you guys you never fail to make me laugh and smile
Hope you are feeling better Cassie
Hope you are healing and doing well!
Speedy recovery ! I just had surgery myself and am limited to activities . Their Netflix review show always gets me laughing when I’m sad. Check it out !
It's been a month by your comment, I wish your recovery is still going great!! Fast happy healing to you! Btw when talking to ppl or even yourcelf ALWAYS say your healing, not any thing negative. Your mind may know the difference between words but your cells in ya body dont. So speak positive and healthy! Keep the mind clear and positive 💪💯😉
It's probably been said 1,000 times but isn't this podcast promo picture the epitome of Trixie and Katya? I mean, it captures everything you need to know about the girls
The one thing that could make it better is if they jumped around like the DVD logo.
@@ciram9082 LMAO
Not really, its usually Trixie talking and Katya listening lol
I’m so confused by both of these people. I’m moderately attracted to them both in and out of drag HAHAHAHA HELP
For several moments I forgot that those bangs are not actually growing out of Katya’s head
Katya is going to single handedly make toupees fashion
So this was the episode I decided to watch in my lunch break while eating.
Not in the breakroom, I hope! I was in my backyard and and frantically went for the volume button. Don't wanna educate tender ears.
@@wendybutler1681 “educate tender ears” is the best phrasing of anything I’ve ever read in my life lmfao
"I would let him have it all. Let him take me to the bank and foreclose my home" This made me HOWL.
Honestly it made me a little happy when Trixie and Katya were talking about how fans come to group meet and greets just to see them. I know the other girls deserve attention too but it just makes me happy to hear how successful they are
ahh another episode with just the girrrllllls 🥲
The turtle on Roko's modern life was Filbert and you're right.
I never would've recognized it but as soon as Trixie said it I had this flash moment of "holy cow.. that's exactly what this look is"
"Tell the mall story". Zips lip, throws the mic. Trixie is hilarious! 😂🤣😭
End of 1st Ad Read: 1:34
End of 2nd Ad Read: 18:25
End of 3rd Ad Read: 36:05
I love when Trixie looks @ camera to say anything. Makes me feel seen lol
"No country buffet for old men"
I love that people Trixie knows drive by her house and shout “HI BALD” out of their car window.
i keep repeating "when she's next to vanity...courtney looks cute...but vanity is gorgeouuus"
When Trixi said shit slit lunch was over lmaoo