Living with the Tesla Cybertruck So You Don't Have To!

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  • čas přidán 26. 04. 2024
  • Cybertruck feels like a low poly video game prop
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  • @WaddyMuters
    @WaddyMuters Před měsícem +3096

    Perfect truck for people who:
    - Love novelty
    - don’t actually need a truck
    - are super rich
    - enjoy endangering everyone around them

    • @iansteelmatheson
      @iansteelmatheson Před měsícem +297

      so Elon Musk, basically.

    • @WaddyMuters
      @WaddyMuters Před měsícem +126

      @@iansteelmatheson A few LA/Austin tech bros as well I’d imagine

    • @terrygoyan3022
      @terrygoyan3022 Před měsícem +97

      I love people explaining why they love a vehicle that looks like it was designed by a ten year old! I use a truck daily and that is the most unusable truck ever made.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir Před měsícem +50

      Sounds like a typical +50k truck owner to me

    • @WaddyMuters
      @WaddyMuters Před měsícem +47

      @@terrygoyan3022 literally can’t even fit a bike on that bed

  • @unathleticremi
    @unathleticremi Před měsícem +2399

    Having to stare at an Ipad to do anything at all while driving a tank. Brilliant.

    • @benn4lyf
      @benn4lyf Před měsícem +115

      And the sacrifices to functionality aren’t for any good reason either it’s purely for their minimalist aesthetic.

    • @cambridgemart2075
      @cambridgemart2075 Před měsícem +77

      @@benn4lyf Not quite, it also saves Tesla a tone of cash.

    • @ntwalipat2
      @ntwalipat2 Před měsícem +1

      @@benn4lyf
      Don't forget space saving.

    • @JollyTVance
      @JollyTVance Před měsícem +41

      Good thing it has a functional crumple zone in case you crash while using the screen. Oh wait... it doesn't

    • @missequestrian3448
      @missequestrian3448 Před měsícem +5

      Yep, it’s not even easy to read…

  • @brandoncoburn6582
    @brandoncoburn6582 Před 29 dny +671

    This entire truck is the definition of "a feature in search of a function."

    • @robgronsky4466
      @robgronsky4466 Před 22 dny +4

      I dont know, the function is pretty well defined, it needs to be optimized and features added. The platform is pretty solid, but good first run.

    • @SkyyySi
      @SkyyySi Před 9 dny +35

      The function is to seperate stupid people from their money

    • @ainzooalgown2951
      @ainzooalgown2951 Před 8 dny +7

      ​@@SkyyySi True 😂

    • @civildiscourse2000
      @civildiscourse2000 Před 7 dny +8

      ​@@robgronsky4466I'd arguee that the first function of a truck ought to be to carry stuff and tow stuff, but I guess I'm old-fashioned.

    • @inoob26
      @inoob26 Před 7 dny +2

      @@SkyyySi feels like that is what pickup trucks are in general

  • @EdwardLCheeverII
    @EdwardLCheeverII Před 29 dny +489

    My biggest concern with that vehicle is not the Aesthetics, but the safety issues. Especially for other vehicles on the road.

    • @Duffman19370
      @Duffman19370 Před 26 dny +17

      This is no worse than an F-250.

    • @shinvergil
      @shinvergil Před 26 dny +52

      ​@@Duffman19370 but it is.

    • @raeishimura
      @raeishimura Před 22 dny +26

      Agreed. The lights alone aren't aimed towards the road to limit the lights being blasted into people's faces. At its size, that thing is blinding literally everyone on the road. And did you see the drivers field of view from inside of that thing? That is definitely one of the worst I've seen.

    • @robgronsky4466
      @robgronsky4466 Před 22 dny +9

      haters going to hate, never felt driving next to fully loaded semis in a matchbox car was completely safe but happens every day and life goes on.

    • @ruthannshowalter3488
      @ruthannshowalter3488 Před 20 dny +4

      I agree....although, I do have a visceral hatred towards it's appearance, as well. I hoped that I might hate it a little less once I saw it in person...but, no - it is even more repulsive.
      I don't care to share the road with Elon's vanity project.

  • @WilliamTaylor19470515
    @WilliamTaylor19470515 Před měsícem +6634

    Using a big screen to do simple tasks meets the definition of distracted driving.

    • @seasikberry7120
      @seasikberry7120 Před měsícem +185

      If the only cars left on earth only have screen controls then i won't be driving

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 Před měsícem +109

      ⁠@@seasikberry7120you should stop driving much earlier, in trams and trains you can be distracted all you want.

    • @doithimaceabhard7457
      @doithimaceabhard7457 Před měsícem +19

      ​@@seasikberry7120 I'll grant you they seem excessive and I'm not looking forward to updating from my screenless 05 car

    • @Patheticbutharmless
      @Patheticbutharmless Před měsícem

      An african american promoting a car from a company owned by a guy who has publicly shown support for white supermacist "white man replacement theory" is the definition of bs crazy.

    • @tonyalbertsson919
      @tonyalbertsson919 Před měsícem +8

      @@seasikberry7120 Good for everyone that Tesla dont just have screen to controll then...use the sound controll, there is over 100 commands and i guess there is like max 10 you use at regular basic.

  • @BenriBea
    @BenriBea Před měsícem +6829

    I can't wait for analog to be popular again. Physical buttons and dials will always be more satisfying than a touch screen to me

    • @teekanne15
      @teekanne15 Před měsícem +316

      Touchscreen was a symbol for future and progress in 2007. Now everyone is using phones and other screens all day and its nothing we want more of.

    • @JulienTJ
      @JulienTJ Před měsícem +59

      I hope you still enjoy your Blackberry

    • @TimmyInTarky
      @TimmyInTarky Před měsícem +494

      EU actually introduces a mandate for physical controls of the basic vehicle functions. This thing all-in-the-screen bs really needs to stop

    • @antoniousai1989
      @antoniousai1989 Před měsícem +439

      @@TimmyInTarky It's because the buttons can be felt with your hands without losing sight of the road, it's a big security feature, and I'm glad the EU has some good legislators

    • @theparodymonster1
      @theparodymonster1 Před měsícem +154

      Look i Kinda like touch screens. They can do alot of stuff that physical controlls will struggle with but in a CAR? touch screens do no belong in cars

  • @GaireDuine
    @GaireDuine Před 29 dny +299

    I like how in the basics category, about 1000 miles with the vehicle, and the door is already discolored to a black color where you open and shut the door simply by touching the door. On top of not even being properly fitted together. Truly, a truck of all times.

    • @kp1x
      @kp1x Před 28 dny +1

      You messed up the joke

    • @pr0f3s5or3
      @pr0f3s5or3 Před 27 dny +15

      ​@@kp1x narrator: he didn't.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 27 dny +1

      @@kp1xhe’s melting?

    • @wolfhalupka8992
      @wolfhalupka8992 Před 27 dny +5

      well, remember the DeLorean? was made using stainless too and they had to put on a clear coat when people started complaining about getting stains on the stainless outer hull. same here, one thinks.

    • @heartycoffee4754
      @heartycoffee4754 Před 26 dny +6

      @@wolfhalupka8992yea but elon musk knows more about manafacturing than anyone on the planet! so how come he couldn’t predict that untreated stainless steel is a fucking terrible idea

  • @BySixa
    @BySixa Před 28 dny +358

    I'm a toyota guy.
    The difference in fit and finish and build quality between one and a cybertruck is genuinely hilarious

    • @ericaschner3283
      @ericaschner3283 Před 28 dny +69

      I love how the Cybertruck is billed as the "apocalypse ready vehicle" that has bad range, bad build quality, and rusts in light rain.... And the Hilux has been around for decades and put up with the worst abuses ever thrown at a car.

    • @BySixa
      @BySixa Před 28 dny +7

      @@ericaschner3283 I would really struggle to own anything else.
      I have a nissan inbound from Japan currently and even that I think will be an eye openered compared to the kaizan approach of toyota (improve and refactor, improve and refactor, which is why they are so incredibly well build and also reliable and simple).
      I genuinely do not think I could every own a Tesla for the shear fact that they are simply badly built (forgetting the fact they have no soul, but that's more subjective lol)

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 27 dny +7

      Nissan has been garbage since the Renault thing in 2001. Sad, I was a Nissan kid and loved all their sports cars. I’m a Toyota fan now, just a 2012 highlander limited with 230,000 miles and everything on it works, the light for the gear shifter indicator went out though, so I’ll add $2 into my maintenance expenses 😂

    • @BySixa
      @BySixa Před 27 dny +2

      @_..-.._..-.._ yeah the Nissan inbound is a 2000 S15 so I' happy enough 😂

    • @ffnbbq
      @ffnbbq Před 25 dny +2

      ​@@BySixaIs the Landcruiser 70 series available where you live? That thing has legendary reliability (probably due to how basic it is). It's the go-to vehicle for the Australian outback and farms, where it's expected to travel hundreds of thousands of kilometres throughout its life in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
      It's so popular that the new model has a waiting time of up to 24 months.

  • @drmattyooo
    @drmattyooo Před měsícem +12741

    Best part is how genuinely uncomfortable Marques is around the geese 😂

    • @catcherinthesky4106
      @catcherinthesky4106 Před měsícem +414

      Well, he is a smart dude.

    • @growviralwithlends6858
      @growviralwithlends6858 Před měsícem +153

      His 😂 facials almost gave it away 😊

    • @growviralwithlends6858
      @growviralwithlends6858 Před měsícem +58

      I'll definitely go for the f150 lightening for sure🤔, even though the cyber truck catches more attention... but who cares.

    • @BlackestBeard
      @BlackestBeard Před měsícem +309

      It only takes getting chased once to learn that lesson. 😂

    • @quintessences
      @quintessences Před měsícem +246

      You don’t mess with geese. They are aggressive birds. I once was got chased out of a park by a family of geese. they kept following me around and honking at me.

  • @davidbrooks9576
    @davidbrooks9576 Před měsícem +1416

    I'm glad some countries are making physical buttons and nobs mandatory for certain functions. Screens are dangerous when you have to look away from the road.

    • @distilledgogilba
      @distilledgogilba Před měsícem +3

      I’m curious, which countries?

    • @davidbrooks9576
      @davidbrooks9576 Před měsícem +130

      Australia and Europe ( ancap and ncap). Key functions will need to be physical controls to get a 5 star safety rating. These include indicators, hazard lights, horns, warning lights, windscreen wipers, and emergency 'SOS' features.

    • @davidbrooks9576
      @davidbrooks9576 Před měsícem +26

      So not fully compulsory, but a requirement for 5 star rating.

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham Před měsícem +65

      The minimalism of the interior makes me genuinely sad. There's almost nothing in it. Fewer things and it would be a plain metal box.

    • @64offsuiter
      @64offsuiter Před měsícem +41

      I like heating and volume with physical buttons.

  • @enisss11
    @enisss11 Před 26 dny +100

    Bro said “the lows are very low, and the highs go very high” but focused only on the highs. I think you went suspiciously easy on the truck..

    • @krane15
      @krane15 Před 19 dny +5

      Maybe he's like Mikey and he likes it?

    • @GaiaCarney
      @GaiaCarney Před 23 hodinami

      @enisss11 - I wonder he’s living the highs of the recall 😆 Marques comes off as an Elon Tool here

  • @mattleblanc31
    @mattleblanc31 Před 27 dny +33

    One thing that stood out when opening the door is that the easy way to open it requires you to grab weather stripping. I can’t see that lasting long and creating tones of wind noise. Among all the over minimalist stuff like climate controls harder to find/use, the horrible blind spots and wiper. Minimalist doesn’t mean better

  • @nikbates23
    @nikbates23 Před měsícem +863

    Them cutting corners on like a $100k vehicle is absolutely wild

    • @jamessmith-yk3sc
      @jamessmith-yk3sc Před 26 dny +4

      their competition with all the bells and whistles loose money on every sale. Better to cut out less important features and be able to stay in business.

    • @falkenfluegel
      @falkenfluegel Před 26 dny +99

      @@jamessmith-yk3sc You actually think ford is losing money with every sold truck? You cannot be serious about this.

    • @nikbates23
      @nikbates23 Před 26 dny +40

      @@jamessmith-yk3sc They are in no way selling these for a loss

    • @CripplingDuality
      @CripplingDuality Před 26 dny +44

      @@jamessmith-yk3scpure cope lol

    • @DAG_42
      @DAG_42 Před 25 dny +2

      Part of cutting cost is not simple material cost, it's development. For example putting a rear camera feed onto the rear view mirror... If you work through every bit of custom electronics and software added, it's more engineering that adds up as you capture every bell and whistle that real modern cars have

  • @goat2864
    @goat2864 Před měsícem +7668

    That driver door fit is unbelievable. More unbelievable that whoever took delivery just accepted it? Service could have fixed that.

    • @edjohn4590
      @edjohn4590 Před měsícem +712

      Do they not do quality checks? And if so how did that pass?????🤯

    • @Arpedk
      @Arpedk Před měsícem +256

      Someone likely broke the door after delivery
      Edit: Elon confirmed on X that 15 Cybertrucks are affected by this, it is a door latch that have not been properly fastened from factory. It comes loose after driving so there would be no problem at the service center.
      THIS IS NOT A PANEL GAP 🤷‍♂️

    • @2fast2nick
      @2fast2nick Před měsícem +220

      That is REALLY bad. crazy.

    • @nan68
      @nan68 Před měsícem +250

      Tesla has you make note of defects and then you schedule a trip to the service center after delivery. So they either haven't scheduled it, accepted it as is, or it broke after delivery.

    • @2fast2nick
      @2fast2nick Před měsícem +79

      @@Arpedk ha, I doubt it.

  • @ferrer985
    @ferrer985 Před 29 dny +96

    I've seen a lot of Cybertruck reviews by now and what stands out to me is that Tesla had an idea, with a specific design, which they stubbornly stuck with regardless of all the practical obstacles they encountered during development. Things we take for granted in other cars like efficiency of windshield wipers, the need for physical buttons and a freaking door handle. Or even the shape of the front. That vertical, huge flat slab of metal on the front of the Cybertruck is gonna have a lot of small dents from road pebbles.

    • @mettaworldelbow7104
      @mettaworldelbow7104 Před 26 dny +24

      It’s not that Tesla and its talented engineers had an idea, but that Elon had an idea and even the best efforts of the engineers to make it work left gaping compromises that couldn’t be smoothed over

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 18 dny

      It's not been a moth that a freaking billionaire drowned inside a Tesla that went into 6ft of water
      As soon as the eletronics in that car died she was inside a metal coffin
      In no serious country that would fly
      A billionaire died for fucks sake, that's the only class of people the US seems to care about

    • @TheMidnightillusion
      @TheMidnightillusion Před 7 dny +3

      What was the "idea" exactly? What possible reason does this car have for existing?

    • @barryt2666
      @barryt2666 Před 4 dny +2

      This is all made for an angry child's ego.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s Před 3 dny +5

      ​@@mettaworldelbow7104I've been an engineer for almost 30 years. The engineering on this vehicle is poor and suggests very immature designers.

  • @southernslackjaw
    @southernslackjaw Před 29 dny +226

    Got to love a review on a truck without ever mentioning a single thing that would make it useable as a truck. Owners of electric trucks usually have not owned trucks before and it shows.
    And I love when he praised the 240V port because you can charge another car and then immediately transitions to how terrible the battery range is. 😂 Who's going to charge you?

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it Před 27 dny

      He specifically mentioned how Truck owners dont really do Truck things and how the Cybertruck uses that knowledge of the market by not actually being excellent for "trucky" activities. Are you really that bad at paying attention? If people buy trucks because they want to compensate for small genitals, rather than for wanting to do "trucky" things, thats not Teslas fault.

    • @aquari_2344
      @aquari_2344 Před 26 dny

      Lets be fair there are some practical electric trucks like rivian though theyre expensive. I think elon and his aesthetics designers are just morons and so are their customers.

    • @ZacLowing
      @ZacLowing Před 25 dny +11

      So, it's really a car? A big weird car.

    • @DJ-ov2it
      @DJ-ov2it Před 25 dny

      why did my reply to your silly comment get deleted?

    • @aquari_2344
      @aquari_2344 Před 25 dny +7

      @@DJ-ov2it they deleted mine as well. Interesting

  • @santiarbe
    @santiarbe Před měsícem +2801

    It's amazing how someone at the product line saw that panel gap and said "yep, it's done"

    • @YouHaventSeenMeRight
      @YouHaventSeenMeRight Před měsícem +116

      They probably were under pressure to get the damn things out the door, given how much delayed to roll out was.

    • @--SPQR--
      @--SPQR-- Před měsícem +58

      @@chikkin.salad.sandwich It's almost like people who can't afford them cope by saying they're trash

    • @--SPQR--
      @--SPQR-- Před měsícem +23

      It's broken my dude, warranty will cover that

    • @dr2165
      @dr2165 Před měsícem +182

      @@--SPQR--It took tesla over a year to not fix the rear lights on my model S filling with water whenever it rained. in the end I just gave up. I wish that had been the only problem with it but it was by far the worst car I've owned since I was driving around shitboxes as a kid and it was worse than quite a few of those.

    • @patrickford18
      @patrickford18 Před měsícem +24

      Apparently, the door strikers are loosening up in the field, which might be even worse.

  • @hukstar16
    @hukstar16 Před měsícem +250

    Take a drink every time he says, "in the future", "supposed to", or "fine."

    • @user-jq3yn5up3g
      @user-jq3yn5up3g Před 23 dny +27

      or, "classic tesla"

    • @techpriest2854
      @techpriest2854 Před 19 dny +14

      no thank you, I like living

    • @smokelord2002
      @smokelord2002 Před 8 dny +9

      Yeah seems like he went easy compared to the fisker videos. Weird how differently he approaches the flaws. Almost like he was "sponsored".....lol

    • @thesidneychan
      @thesidneychan Před 8 dny +1

      ​@@smokelord2002 the title "so you don't have to" is already a burn.

  • @PimpDaddyDisco
    @PimpDaddyDisco Před 13 dny +33

    "A fool and his money are soon parted."
    "There's a sucker born every minute."

    • @AkaBull
      @AkaBull Před 2 dny

      💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @berad3574
    @berad3574 Před 19 dny +13

    It looks like an ‘80’s render of a future vehicle.

  • @theabominablekenny
    @theabominablekenny Před měsícem +600

    "I haven't had any rusting issues yet" someone forgot the rusted wheels from 15minutes ago

    • @Marshbouy
      @Marshbouy Před 29 dny +108

      this review reeks of bias

    • @valtonen77
      @valtonen77 Před 28 dny +40

      @@Marshbouy Isnt that the case with anyone who shills for musk?

    • @FakeButt
      @FakeButt Před 28 dny +19

      he meant the exposed steel body panels I guess

    • @ronakio
      @ronakio Před 28 dny +23

      @@FakeButt Exactly. He didn't have to mention the rust on the wheels if he was biased.

    • @starshipdriver8536
      @starshipdriver8536 Před 28 dny +9

      All cars have rust on their rotors. It’s not the HFS on the cybertruck.

  • @Amaling
    @Amaling Před měsícem +800

    Imagine paying 20k for a new competitor to luxury watches and the hour marks are printed off-centre...

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 Před měsícem +89

      elon so smart he gives all of us peons a new feature called removing the spare tire. "just get rid of it, none of my rich friends have ever needed one of these before, who has ever had to change a tire? i'm seriously so smart."

    • @M1tZk1
      @M1tZk1 Před měsícem +7

      I mean.. People buy and love their Ferraris and Aston Martins. They're not very well build, but they are full of emotion and that's why you buy them.
      So is Tesla. It's not the build quality, the materials or the materials, but it's all about the gimmick. About the car that was drawn by a child, but that will give you childlike joy.

    • @user70331
      @user70331 Před měsícem +15

      Dude, shifter on screen which doesn't work if you leave it on sun 😂🤡🤧

    • @EUCKid
      @EUCKid Před měsícem +55

      @@M1tZk1is that what fanboys convince themselves after throwing away 100k?

    • @M1tZk1
      @M1tZk1 Před měsícem +1

      @@EUCKid I don't know. But if you have som much money to spend, than sometimes you want to be extra with it. You could easily buy a german engineered car like an Audi S8, BMW M8, a C63 AMG or a 911 GTS, and those cars are well build, great quality, but it sometimes lacks the extravagance. It lacks the x factor, the je ne sais qoui, that comes with the other "imperfect" brands.
      People love a good Rolex yet it is totally acceptable that it doesn't have the most precise clockwork out there. You could get a better product with a good old G-Shock, but it's not what most people look for.
      And Tesla has beclem such a brand that has its crazy fellowship that would defend it to death, just like Apple to name another american overhyped brand.
      In the end, it's just important to know what you're in for. If I buy Ducati than I will get one of the best looking, good sounding and great performing bikes in the world, that cpuld potentially break if I sneeze to hard on it. You can go with a more reliable and cheaper Honda, but where is the fun in that.

  • @xiukn8
    @xiukn8 Před 23 dny +12

    My BMW from 20 years ago already had that „varable steering angle” called Active Steering 😂

  • @paulgrant421
    @paulgrant421 Před 12 dny +10

    When you mentioned that most people would use this like an SUV, it made me think of my 2017 Volvo XC90 Excellence plug-in hybrid. I got it for less than the base price Cybertruck. 4 seater with front and rear heated/cooled/massaging captain's chairs. Nice, big functional center display without sacrificing all the tactile controls. AWD with adjustable suspension that climbs Colorado mountains in winter like a goat. And I've towed 5,000 lbs on multiple occasions.
    So congratulations Elon on delivering in 2024 what I've essentially had for 7 years.
    Oh, your "truck" is full electric and has a big honking wiper. So you have that.

  • @NeonLightedDreams
    @NeonLightedDreams Před měsícem +353

    This vehicle, as a concept, has taught me to be grateful for the big auto manufacturers and how much R&D is present in their vehicles. When someone buys a Toyota or a Ford, they don't have to worry about which parts of their vehicle design was intentional and which parts were "that would be cool" features.

    • @davejacob5208
      @davejacob5208 Před měsícem +14

      not trying to defend the "philosophy" behind tesla (or any other thing controlled by elon), but car-designs are full of things that are meant to engage with our senses of asthetics, e.g. the smell, the sound of closing the doors. not saying this is analogous to every single thing tesla would call a "cool feature" of the cybertruck, but i think its worth mentioning.

    • @killingtimeitself
      @killingtimeitself Před měsícem +4

      every other company over engineers the ever living shit out of their cars, ford in particular.

    • @oBCHANo
      @oBCHANo Před 29 dny +31

      @@killingtimeitself Tesla are the most over-engineered cars in existence and somehow they have the worst quality in the western hemisphere.

    • @NeonLightedDreams
      @NeonLightedDreams Před 29 dny +10

      To be clear, I'm not saying manufacturers like Ford or Toyota don't have their own flaws, but they've had a lot of time and money into working out the kinks. Tesla is still new in the grand scheme of things and to that end, of course they'll still have a lot of issues to work out. I imagine their production models in 10, 20, 30 years from now will be much, much better in build quality, but my criticism is more in regards to the novelty baked into the Cyber truck, things like choosing a touch screen for every interior function. Touch screens are nice, sure, but are we only doing it because "future = touch screen", or does it actually improve the ergonomic functionality for the driver? I think not, and in fact it detracts from the driver being able to make quick adjustments without taking their eyes off the road. With analog knobs and buttons, there's a potential for building muscle memory to a point where the driver can interact with the controls without ever giving it a second thought. With a touch screen, it's not impossible but significantly less intuitive.
      I'm not even a car person, this was just a criticism I had of the cybertruck mostly but generally Tesla as a whole.

    • @rocus80m
      @rocus80m Před 29 dny +8

      Yeah reminds me a little bit of the car, which Homer designed in one of the Simpsons episodes..

  • @Spockturnal
    @Spockturnal Před měsícem +1566

    The year is 2027. I'm careening down a hill and my brakes give out. I can see someone about to cross the street up ahead. I tell my virtual assistant to honk my horn. No response, there is no reception in the area. No biggie, I fire up the touch screen. Swipe away the software update, I can get to that later. Scroll down the menu and hit the 'honk' button. A short delay but functions perfectly. 10/10. Hats off to the developers
    Edit: This is meant to be a joke. I understand there is a horn on the steering wheel. It pokes fun at how so many things are moving to the touchscreen. I don't expect them to actually move the honk button to the media screen in 2027 unless they are actually insane.

    • @reagend1841
      @reagend1841 Před měsícem +20

      😂

    • @thatguy6214
      @thatguy6214 Před měsícem +160

      You forgot about the ad you gotta get thru before requesting cortana to engage reverse booster

    • @HebrewHunter101
      @HebrewHunter101 Před měsícem +2

      🤡

    • @ScottSavage-fu6cu
      @ScottSavage-fu6cu Před měsícem +2

      Or you could hit the horn button!

    • @dem8568
      @dem8568 Před měsícem

      ​@@ScottSavage-fu6cuThat's subscription only.

  • @MotionMcAnixx
    @MotionMcAnixx Před 5 dny +5

    The battery getting drained as sentry mode is activated - awesome!

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 Před 17 hodinami

      It's almost enough to make me wish they were legal in my country because I would drain that everywhere I saw it as would many people now they know that. Dudes who got one of these need "I'm a d-head" tattooed on their forehead.

  • @ojayirabor7611
    @ojayirabor7611 Před 29 dny +14

    The utter fear when he heard the geese is relatable

  • @billtron182
    @billtron182 Před měsícem +945

    I’m by no means a car guy or a huge tech guy but when he said it’s “fine” multiple times about that car that’s a bummer cause for the amount it costs for it, fine shouldn’t be acceptable it’s should be incredible! That’s no shots at Marques in anyway, it’s a shot at Tesla for putting out an incomplete product and being fine with it especially for the cost. Great video man!!

    • @TherapyGel
      @TherapyGel Před měsícem +65

      For real. When you spend that much on a car, there is no such thing as compromise.

    • @billtron182
      @billtron182 Před měsícem +20

      @@TherapyGel exactly!! It’s like what they do with video games now. They put out an incomplete product charge u $70, and first thing when u put the game in is a huge update and even then sometimes it’s still unplayable!

    • @metsfanal
      @metsfanal Před měsícem +98

      He always walks on eggshells not to offend the business owners stuff he reviews

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah Před měsícem

      It's dog shit, there's no two ways about it.

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil Před měsícem +2

      bruh its literally around the same cost as the f150 lightning. You should compare the prices to other similar choices.

  • @prysmatic
    @prysmatic Před měsícem +1385

    the fact that tesla is comfortable shipping a car with a panel gap of that size baffles me

    • @palebeachbum
      @palebeachbum Před měsícem +112

      They're not comfortable with it. They just have terrible quality control. They have all along.

    • @garyjenkins7249
      @garyjenkins7249 Před měsícem +105

      High priced garbage

    • @lashlarue59
      @lashlarue59 Před měsícem +55

      Anyone that would drop a 100K for something like this isn't going to care about quality. They want to be the first in their neighborhood to have one. Tesla doesn't care because they know those people will buy it anyway and they are right.

    • @FutureSystem738
      @FutureSystem738 Před měsícem +10

      FFS that’s NOT a “panel gap”. Talk about ignorance!!
      It’s simply a door catch that needs adjusting- a job than anyone can do in a minute or two with the most basic of tools.

    • @palebeachbum
      @palebeachbum Před měsícem +95

      @@FutureSystem738 a panel gap due to poor quality assembly. A Tesla hallmark.

  • @kornucopia9460
    @kornucopia9460 Před 27 dny +11

    Honda Fit has the same back seat flip up for storage space.

  • @KY-dx4rf
    @KY-dx4rf Před 27 dny +11

    “Refrigerator on wheels” you got it right 🤣🤣🤣

  • @feylezofriza
    @feylezofriza Před měsícem +232

    Both are hilarious: the door gap and the fact that he kept saying "it is fine" with a frown on his face. Admit it. It is an expensive mistake.

    • @marklewandowski8474
      @marklewandowski8474 Před měsícem

      ​​@@donkanis6141Maybe you should check out elons history from any source besides elon. Maybe start by learning what companies he founded (none, except for the solar city scam w his brother).
      Or go watch one of the 100s of interviews he's given claiming we are going to be refueling on X planet, and taking family vacations to visit planets Y and Z. Physics and common sense make these claims impossible. The man he was going to put in Mars in 2021? Or the armada of 100x spacecrafts carrying 10-100 crew? Oh, dont forget the helper robot that he hyped and pumped the stock for 2 years about before bringing out a dude in a suit to dance.
      Space X rocket is literally incompatible with life. As in math, physics say so... ya know, stuff engineers worry about while Elon mops up credit and deflects any responsibility.
      He's never founded anything, certainly not tesla. He's not an engineer. He's not responsible for anything, but a handful of exceptionally dumb modifications for aesthetic reasons that ended up jacking the manufacturing costs up and often being objectively worse functionally. Then he goes out and runs his mouth promising misleading tech/features that sometimes the engineers are able to make happen, and other times (full self driving) charging for features thatll never exist. Some would say fraudulently manipulates tesla stock prices, but as long as bankers are making $ along the way he won't be held accountable.

    • @karima1558
      @karima1558 Před měsícem

      ​@@donkanis6141Is Elon your father or? 😆 please stop defending the genius crook. Damn fan boys

    • @annakeye
      @annakeye Před měsícem +29

      @@donkanis6141
      Oh come on. It's a mess. Considering how long people have been waiting for this, some of these issues are inexcusable.

    • @user-ep3ug9ry3p
      @user-ep3ug9ry3p Před měsícem +9

      This is not a panel gap as revealed later it’s worse. It’s an unscrewed bolt.

    • @your_average_cultured_dude
      @your_average_cultured_dude Před měsícem +11

      @@donkanis6141 elon wishes he was half as smart as an average person

  • @jurgendelahaye8413
    @jurgendelahaye8413 Před měsícem +123

    Wheel centers come pre rusted from factory what a treat !

    • @FrunkensteinVonZipperneck
      @FrunkensteinVonZipperneck Před měsícem +3

      borrowed that feature from Jaguar/Sand Rover...

    • @jurgendelahaye8413
      @jurgendelahaye8413 Před měsícem

      @@FrunkensteinVonZipperneck should have picked the reliability or the low servicing costs imo (obv jk)

    • @mattmcfadden5847
      @mattmcfadden5847 Před měsícem +1

      They come like that on every car that doesn't seal it off. Usually you just dont see it because the hubcaps cover it

    • @Archman155
      @Archman155 Před 29 dny

      ​@@FrunkensteinVonZipperneckland rovers from the 70s and 80s still kicking all over England used mainly off the roads on farms and stuff

  • @Zalazaar
    @Zalazaar Před 21 dnem +12

    I didn't think it could be even shittier than it looks lol

  • @Serenity_Dee
    @Serenity_Dee Před 27 dny +8

    So what Tesla has produced is a pickup that's bad at being a pickup. That bed is already small and weirdly shaped, and if you want to have a spare tire - which is definitely something a pickup should have - you have to give up part of the load capacity, and if you want to have the kind of range an internal combustion pickup can have thanks to the giant fuel tanks you can fit in one, you have to give up even more of the bed. On top of that, because it's an electric truck, it loses way more range if you hook up a trailer than you do with an IC engine; this is something all EVs suffer from, because physics, but it's still a strike against it.
    On top of that, you have all the Tesla design quirks that make them so awful to drive, like the utter lack of an instrument cluster or stalks on the steering column, so instead you have to look even further from the road to see even how fast you're going or how much charge you have left, and you have to navigate menus on a touchscreen to do anything.

  • @___ruthless
    @___ruthless Před měsícem +613

    Looks like the physical equivalent of the gaming world is with us.
    You buy your car in a half built state and the DLC (“door level calibration”) gets you the finished product.

    • @TheGbelcher
      @TheGbelcher Před měsícem +28

      Too bad over the air updates don’t address panel gaps and corrosion.

    • @coreyw427
      @coreyw427 Před měsícem +29

      Over the air updates are essentially a scam. They let manufactures ship products with missing features on the promise of adding them later, which they may or may not.

    • @RogueCowTurd
      @RogueCowTurd Před měsícem +9

      @@coreyw427 yeah so "games as a live service"

    • @eukaryote-prime
      @eukaryote-prime Před měsícem +6

      and speaking of gaming analogies.... there's something like 2 million pre-orders, so you're gonna be waiting years.

    • @jakemana
      @jakemana Před měsícem +1

      that was a good one 😂

  • @mattbinsc1
    @mattbinsc1 Před měsícem +1376

    I was not prepared for how bad the fingerprints were going to be. Makes sense to anyone who has owned a stainless steel fridge, but it indeed affects the side view.

    • @dacjames
      @dacjames Před měsícem +118

      I saw another one on the road and it was even worse than this one.
      Stainless steal is famously impossible to keep clean, so these trucks will all look filthy unless they’re cleaned militantly.

    • @FriedChairs
      @FriedChairs Před měsícem +18

      Pretty sure there’s a coating you can wipe on that prevents fingerprints.

    • @slyonerz
      @slyonerz Před měsícem

      Tony Hawk rubbed my nipples and called it a bs mctwist 720.

    • @char8134
      @char8134 Před měsícem +9

      They already showed using barkeepers friend gets rid of it all.. like your fridge

    • @TTGG107
      @TTGG107 Před měsícem +3

      So where is it…

  • @markendicott6874
    @markendicott6874 Před 5 dny +4

    So Apartheid Elmo basically built an Edsel-truck that will kill pedestrians in ANY type of collision. What a boon to mankind.

  • @joshuaallen6450
    @joshuaallen6450 Před 28 dny +6

    That has to be the most golf cart looking steering wheel I've ever seen in a vehicle.

  • @mick-ericboettge8683
    @mick-ericboettge8683 Před měsícem +66

    The interior of this car feels absolutely dystopian. Like a military vehicle in a PS2 sci-fi game

  • @John_O_Maoilearca
    @John_O_Maoilearca Před měsícem +412

    When a new Fisker is bad, it’s bad. When a new Tesla is bad, it’s just an early VIN

    • @kevinwells9751
      @kevinwells9751 Před měsícem +128

      "You just have to expect that if you get an early VIN you will have to deal with bad quality control" feels like such a cop out. Don't defend companies that can't bother to do proper quality control for a vehicle that costs 100 grand

    • @meikgeik
      @meikgeik Před měsícem

      Exactly. He has such huge blindspots for some manufacturers. His Tesla Solar Roof video is another glaring example of how far up Elon's ass he is.

    • @Justdont693
      @Justdont693 Před měsícem +25

      @@kevinwells9751it’s 100k?!? Dang.. that’s like five of my cars 😂 and I have a nice Mazda

    • @pucie_boi
      @pucie_boi Před měsícem +1

      @@Justdont693 That's adorable, you think it's nice.

    • @Justdont693
      @Justdont693 Před měsícem +37

      @@pucie_boi your mom enjoys it

  • @ohpeep3723
    @ohpeep3723 Před 29 dny +8

    Mark is riding on elon even harder than I thought ❤

  • @ThaBlackCobra
    @ThaBlackCobra Před 20 dny +5

    I actually picked up the Kia EV9 after seeing your review and I’m loving it 😊

  • @erikusaj
    @erikusaj Před měsícem +49

    An unbiased review of a dangerous piece of metal on wheels with a handy finger cutter built-in.

    • @jajohnson6905
      @jajohnson6905 Před měsícem +5

      It’s the built-ins that people go for.😂

  • @narconyx
    @narconyx Před měsícem +307

    I just like how the extra battery and a tyre, two fairly reasonable things to want on a car, take up the entire bed.

    • @L8nitedave
      @L8nitedave Před 28 dny

      It's not that bad, the bed isn't very big anyway.

    • @arconium2571
      @arconium2571 Před 27 dny +21

      @@L8nitedave that's sub optimal for a truck.

    • @corbuvesma3842
      @corbuvesma3842 Před 27 dny +20

      @@arconium2571mmmm yes it’s just fine. My truck with a small bed, now has no bed as I want to drive a decent distance and not be fucked if I get a flat.

    • @L8nitedave
      @L8nitedave Před 27 dny

      @@arconium2571 IKR? Who knew?

    • @sparksmcgee6641
      @sparksmcgee6641 Před 25 dny

      From someone with 20 years in transportation, 95% of people never touch the spare they just call a tow truck.
      The battery isn't needed because truck don't have as much daily mileage. Take much less time to charge than fill up a traditional tank.

  • @LyraLYe
    @LyraLYe Před 17 dny +2

    The fact that the glovebox opens through the giant ipad in front tells me more than enough about this "vehicle"

  • @drinkwater238
    @drinkwater238 Před 22 dny +2

    I love the legitimate and fully valid concern about the geese.

  • @Law0fRevenge
    @Law0fRevenge Před měsícem +1107

    The fact that they decided to put a gaming PC in the center but no dashboard or HUD in front of the driver tells you everything you need to know about this company's priorities when building anything.

    • @bobhope3940
      @bobhope3940 Před měsícem +18

      Uhh, like what? That they prioritize entertainment which will be wonderful when they solve self driving? Yeah, I'd say they made the perfect choice.

    • @peacefulbeast8386
      @peacefulbeast8386 Před měsícem +7

      Huh? I think your confused.

    • @manuling977
      @manuling977 Před měsícem

      @bobhope3940 Maybe because you’re a clown 🤡

    • @bags.
      @bags. Před měsícem

      they aren't even close to solving it. no one is. definitely not while the cybertruck is current@@bobhope3940

    • @jakitron890
      @jakitron890 Před měsícem

      ​​@@bobhope3940elon isn't going to fuck you, there's no need to choke on his boot

  • @everpuremusic
    @everpuremusic Před měsícem +453

    I get it - the looks are a matter of taste. But the rust on the wheels and the ton of build issues are an absolute no-go.

    • @templeru
      @templeru Před měsícem +31

      It was an absolute no go when we drew this as kids😂😂

    • @martysmith5260
      @martysmith5260 Před měsícem +1

      I'm having DeLorean flashbacks!

    • @mattmcfadden5847
      @mattmcfadden5847 Před měsícem +11

      The rust on the wheel hub is the same rust any vehicle with an exposed hub will have. Often before they even leave the dealer. Usually it is covered by the hun cap or center cap bit ot os still there.

    • @zee9709
      @zee9709 Před měsícem +7

      @@mattmcfadden5847 not my car, because its coated. its honda tho

    • @Avg_Vet
      @Avg_Vet Před měsícem

      ​@@mattmcfadden5847exactly.

  • @mai_komagata
    @mai_komagata Před 2 dny +3

    so i dont mind the cybertruck aesthetics at all… i love the truck delorean look. and taste is in the eye of the beholder. what i do mind is how cheap everything looks for a luxury vehicle. if i buy an expensive car i want expensive car things. i want my panels to match. i dont want them to have spared expense on a 20$ led display. i dont want them to have neglected to test how real people would open the car and fingerprints would form or how expensive bespoke wipers dont work well on rain. i dont want a car that cant be bothered to ship me a hubcap on release.
    like some of it is the perils of a low vin number car… but most of it is cutting corners when the consumer is a spared no expense person…. im a spare no expense consumer for large purchases. get it right in the quality of life stuff. dont skimp on 100$ when i paid 100k.

    • @renetr6771
      @renetr6771 Před 9 hodinami

      Thats why it is shaped this way. Not for a spacy look - it is just extremely cheap to use straight metal sheets instead of giving it a detailed, curved surface. But it is still a very expensive car, just because everything is done over the touch screen - even the glove box.

  • @fergazoid
    @fergazoid Před 29 dny +1

    When I got my original Tesla Roadster in April 2009, it too was quite the celebrity. Driving down I-5 we were spotted by a group of guys that drove orbits around us for quite a while to get pics. We always had to add "Tesla Time" to our trips because you couldn't stop anywhere without having to explain what it was.

  • @tokesalotta1521
    @tokesalotta1521 Před měsícem +506

    Love how every smudge and speck of dust shows on every inch of the "truck"

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 Před měsícem

      the thing about this truck is that it's iconic all the people stop and gawk LOL

    • @geoffletkemann653
      @geoffletkemann653 Před měsícem +1

      It really needs a full PPF wrap on it to prevent that.

    • @skindred1888
      @skindred1888 Před měsícem +4

      Think you'll find it's classified as a pick up truck...
      Yknow...for all that storage space 😂

    • @subjekt5577
      @subjekt5577 Před měsícem +8

      Eh, trucks should be used for something more than a pavement princess

    • @HankGrill
      @HankGrill Před měsícem +17

      @@skindred1888 If you cant put a FULL SIZED 4x8 sheet of plywood in the bed its NOT a truck.

  • @strykerx2461
    @strykerx2461 Před měsícem +1879

    Those geese had Marques shaking for a sec i swr 😂😂😂

    • @rabokarabekian409
      @rabokarabekian409 Před měsícem +24

      JERSEY geese, pal!.
      Ya gotta hire pro dogs to manage dese birds.

    • @simonvutov7575
      @simonvutov7575 Před měsícem +12

      Bro it’s not even funny, he thinks it’s funny

    • @ZzHasbrozZ
      @ZzHasbrozZ Před měsícem +2

      He’s hoping he doesn’t have to clean the cyber truck again.

    • @richardcoughlin8931
      @richardcoughlin8931 Před měsícem +19

      If you’ve ever gotten attacked by these geese you wouldn’t be laughing. Not like a guard dog but geese can be fierce.

    • @bad.D
      @bad.D Před měsícem +23

      if you dont show them respect, they'll teach you respect. trust me

  • @jeffreysalzman1497
    @jeffreysalzman1497 Před 26 dny +3

    Man you are exactly right. Almost everyone buys a truck just too look cool, not to do any actual truck stuff. All these new pick ups have a 4 food bed, that's useless for actual work.

  • @MikeMajeski
    @MikeMajeski Před 26 dny +2

    Love my F150 Lightning XLT. Perfect mix of analog and tech.

  • @MichaelMcFe
    @MichaelMcFe Před měsícem +197

    I worked in a Vauxhall van plant for a year. If ANYONE let a van go with a panel gap like that, the whole line would of probably been fired. Thats shocking

    • @TheReal_JG
      @TheReal_JG Před měsícem +2

      I live about a hour from Austin and have seen 3 CTs on the road and over a dozen parked around the city. Never have I seen a panel gap like that. Part of me wants to close that door to see for myself, tho.

    • @--SPQR--
      @--SPQR-- Před měsícem +2

      All that time and you never learned to spot a faulty hinge

    • @MichaelMcFe
      @MichaelMcFe Před měsícem +24

      @@--SPQR-- Me? Or Tesla? My point is that a "faulty hinge" should be spotted and fixed before it leaves the line

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri Před měsícem +11

      @@--SPQR--imagine paying $100,000 for a faulty truck

    • @MetallicReg
      @MetallicReg Před měsícem +9

      In Germany it would be a complete shutdown of the whole production line until it is fixed. The lack of the QM is really frightening. Where else do they accept compromises?
      Well not that the whole concept of this car would ever even be considered road safe anywhere in the EU.

  • @smashedpapya2563
    @smashedpapya2563 Před měsícem +1476

    4:07 Whoever mounted those tires didn't even try 🤣 For those who might not know, that red dot on the tire marks the heaviest spot and it is supposed to be lined up with the valve stem as that is the lightest spot on the rim. When the high spot is almost 180 degrees out like that it takes way more weight to balance. The large amount of stick on weights can actually be seen just above the valve stem.

    • @blairhoughton7918
      @blairhoughton7918 Před měsícem +309

      This guy rims.

    • @brenden3010
      @brenden3010 Před měsícem +107

      @@blairhoughton7918 He always gets the job done, no matter how dirty he gets.

    • @milescoleman910
      @milescoleman910 Před měsícem +81

      That’s a stunning amount of info. Cheers

    • @FS-wk3zx
      @FS-wk3zx Před měsícem +1

      How many rim jobs have you performed?

    • @alltheotherhandlesaretaken
      @alltheotherhandlesaretaken Před měsícem +223

      They didn’t even try aligning the door, do you think they’ll care about how tires are aligned?

  • @lopezvip
    @lopezvip Před 22 dny +3

    The pt cruiser was a celebrity for a while too😅😅😂😂😂

  • @HolaJesse
    @HolaJesse Před 6 dny +1

    I was walking in an outdoor mall type place (Domain in Austin) and a cyber truck drove by. I told my wife "look, the cybertruck" as another guy told his wife near us "that's the cybertruck" and 2 more feet over as we kept walking this lady told her mom "it's called the cyber truck."

  • @JamesBond-er1hk
    @JamesBond-er1hk Před měsícem +288

    I work in assembly and it’s amazing to me how many cars tesla puts out that I think were never inspected by quality control

    • @michaeldeaton
      @michaeldeaton Před měsícem

      Shouldn't be amazing at all. Elon is Trump everything is a scam top to bottom and that includes quality control at Tesla

    • @martysmith5260
      @martysmith5260 Před měsícem +4

      Attention to detail. They will have to improve OR ELSE!

    • @davva360
      @davva360 Před měsícem +2

      They probably inspect 1 in 5 or something stupid like that.

    • @erichannes6392
      @erichannes6392 Před měsícem +2

      My Model Y had a few quality issues as well. Not too bad. To be fair every new car I’ve owned has quality issues. My Pontiac was horrible. My Ford was poor. My new Jetta had issues as well.

    • @Hansen710
      @Hansen710 Před měsícem

      @@erichannes6392 come on no german car looks like that..
      we dont drive jetta where im from, those models are for the american marked...
      it looks like a german car that have been in a accident
      the only time i have seen something that was ot aligned and had gaps like this, is when cars gets in a crash
      even old russian cars and east block cars ar better put together
      i drive vw and yes i got a new screen in mine, but i could not spot the problem..
      vw just told be there was a pixel fault in some of them, when the car was at service
      i can sell my vw for the price i gave for it,
      no way cybertruck owners will get that experince, when they have driven the car for some years
      1 year ago i could have sold it for more the i paid for it, because vw stopped production of that model

  • @jbruuuu
    @jbruuuu Před měsícem +199

    Hearing that full self driving beta is not available/compatible is a relief. We really don't need a rigid frame vehicle covered in stainless steel death panels making dangerous maneuvers on the road and causing fatal accidents. It shouldn't see self driving until the feature is out of beta (if ever).

    • @WestSeattleLML
      @WestSeattleLML Před měsícem +12

      nah fr id be terrified

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 Před měsícem +3

      not even legal at all to use here in BC

    • @L8ugh1ngm8n1
      @L8ugh1ngm8n1 Před měsícem +10

      @@paddington1670The entire Cybertruck itself isn't legal to use here in the UK.

    • @felipeferreira7996
      @felipeferreira7996 Před měsícem +5

      @@L8ugh1ngm8n1 same here in Brasil. Funny how any place with security legislations makes the cybertruck impossible.

    • @Pogaspm
      @Pogaspm Před měsícem +2

      Judging by the quality and looks of the car, I'd be more afraid of the actual owners driving than a computer.

  • @rbhebron
    @rbhebron Před 8 dny

    i think its anout time that a side light turns on, like a white LED array, whenever you activate the turning signal, it maybe turning on on the direction you're turning or both.. to help you see, the road or the condition of the road where you're turning.. it really helps, specially at total darkness conditions.. this is very useful to large vehicles like the cybertruck or F150 lightning.. gets you aware of the situation of the surrounding where you're turning...

  • @martinoptilon9915
    @martinoptilon9915 Před 28 dny +3

    Dang, the Cybertruck was more ugly up front than I thought. Thanks for the review :)

  • @TheMrRadish
    @TheMrRadish Před měsícem +749

    i love how the exterior looks like it is already 20 years in use.

    • @GUDDAisHere
      @GUDDAisHere Před měsícem +35

      Garbage

    • @iansane1928
      @iansane1928 Před měsícem +59

      He shows rust in the wheel/hub cap area already. Are you serious?

    • @Helvetica_Scenario
      @Helvetica_Scenario Před měsícem

      The metal has no protective coating on it, because Elon Musk is a complete idiot. Using the car under any conditions will stain the metal. You can't even wash it like a normal car, because it will stain. Pure garbage.

    • @mariocuric6690
      @mariocuric6690 Před měsícem +2

      Legit the easiest car to build

    • @thomashenden71
      @thomashenden71 Před měsícem +23

      The Cybertruck comes pre-weathered for use in dystopian sci-fi movies - we need Adam Savage to test this! 😂

  • @TrungNguyen-kv5ls
    @TrungNguyen-kv5ls Před měsícem +2437

    Savage Geese in a car review video...

    • @BELIZEPLAYER
      @BELIZEPLAYER Před měsícem +35

      He would be proud😂

    • @sirseriously
      @sirseriously Před měsícem +24

      Beat me to it...damn lol

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator Před měsícem +6

      ​@@sirseriouslyoh man you too? And I thought I was going to be original

    • @GammaPanda
      @GammaPanda Před měsícem +2

      Nailed it 👏👏👏

    • @herranton
      @herranton Před měsícem

      Dammit.

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 Před 4 dny +2

    After all those dealbreakers I was expecting a much harsher final review!

  • @danielsimpson6207
    @danielsimpson6207 Před 29 dny +1

    I'm really impressed with your camera work!

  • @Koltyn
    @Koltyn Před měsícem +1076

    That panel gap made me gasp and let me tell you dear reader, I drive a 2008 Dodge Caliber.

    • @RossMKF1
      @RossMKF1 Před měsícem +85

      That really does put it in perspective

    • @syspowertools3372
      @syspowertools3372 Před měsícem +5

      I think its why MKB chose this CyberTruck instead of his. His "Beast" version was above average, but he wanted to showcase the lemons. On the plus side, Tesla service comes to you and eventually the fitment issues get worked out as production increases. Model S,X,3,Y all have problems for the first year of production.

    • @terrycruise-zd5tw
      @terrycruise-zd5tw Před měsícem +93

      @@syspowertools3372 but elon said he knows more about manufacturing than anyone alive on earth

    • @thoos192
      @thoos192 Před měsícem +37

      But according to the fanboys "panel gaps was fixed long time ago, it is not a problem anymore"🤣

    • @user-ry5rt4yo1d
      @user-ry5rt4yo1d Před měsícem +2

      So you think Elon knows every single thing going on in Tesla? Stop hating and get a life!

  • @diegobm23
    @diegobm23 Před měsícem +386

    Thank you for the KM range conversion. Audience outside the US appreciate.

    • @Strangetbh
      @Strangetbh Před měsícem

      It don’t sell outside the us too

    • @Fastvoice
      @Fastvoice Před měsícem +29

      @@Strangetbh Wrong. It is also sold in Canada - which has km.

    • @Pupsico1202
      @Pupsico1202 Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/UAxsIPbXMOs/video.html

    • @DctorSkillz1
      @DctorSkillz1 Před měsícem

      Why don’t outside markets ever give us units in miles and horsepower? Shame on all of you.

    • @Fastvoice
      @Fastvoice Před měsícem +10

      @@DctorSkillz1 That depends on the target markets and audiences. If it's not meant for US and/or UK there's no need for a conversion.

  • @scarletblaze
    @scarletblaze Před 28 dny +3

    Thanks. I was planning to live with the Tesla Cybertruck. Now I don't have to.

  • @eduardohimelfarb2259
    @eduardohimelfarb2259 Před 27 dny +1

    Excellent summary, Thanks

  • @tstret3104
    @tstret3104 Před měsícem +827

    4:48 - That might be the worst door closing sound iv ever heard 🤣

    • @ryansmithc
      @ryansmithc Před měsícem +38

      Cause it wasn't closed.

    • @shootermcgavin3077
      @shootermcgavin3077 Před měsícem +37

      He didn't shut it the whole way, sounds like there's something up with the latch.

    • @Atlastheyote222
      @Atlastheyote222 Před měsícem +50

      ​@@shootermcgavin3077He said literally less than 10 seconds later that this is how its supposed to look

    • @didierpuzenat7280
      @didierpuzenat7280 Před měsícem +3

      @@Atlastheyote222 What even he said, it is off course a latch issue that will be solved easily.

    • @Atlastheyote222
      @Atlastheyote222 Před měsícem +52

      ​@@didierpuzenat7280pretty raggedy for such an expensive car tho isn't it? I wouldn't expect issues like this on a Volkswagen or a Toyota.

  • @PiggoNZ
    @PiggoNZ Před měsícem +210

    This truck and all its promotional material gives me serious fyre festival vibes 🥪

    • @hamie63_m
      @hamie63_m Před měsícem +13

      Yeah but that fyre festival guy is not a billionaire. Enron Musk is a billionaire and the billionaires need our support.

    • @PiggoNZ
      @PiggoNZ Před měsícem

      @@hamie63_m excellent point

    • @carrite
      @carrite Před měsícem +5

      HA HA!!!

    • @EnragedM0nkey
      @EnragedM0nkey Před měsícem +4

      @@hamie63_mLmao Enron Musk. That’s really good.

  • @CJ-yf8uo
    @CJ-yf8uo Před 29 dny

    Great job. Like someone else already mentioned, it's very disturbing that Tesla is ok with that extremely noticeable door gap on the DRIVER side on a LOW-VIN release. Not putting your best foot forward. I do love the steering features. That should be a standard feature in more vehicles. Cool seeing your vids being made in my home town of Kearny.

  • @kkkkzk
    @kkkkzk Před 26 dny +3

    Is the crumple zone going to be added with a software update too, or will the drivers get turned to mash in accidents?

  • @alphazero924
    @alphazero924 Před měsícem +464

    I just love the little touches that show you how little Tesla cares. Like the fact that you're spending nearly $100k on this thing and they couldn't be bothered to wire up another $30 screen to put the rear view in the correct place.

    • @carloorelli3538
      @carloorelli3538 Před měsícem +15

      "you how little Tesla cares" - Teslas are the most safe veichles on the road and every time they aim to the highest score in tests. They don't care what is the minimal bar to be ok on the road. they always aim to the max. that's what they care about

    • @artsupplydonate4267
      @artsupplydonate4267 Před měsícem +51

      Same problem as Apple useless shit

    • @Mr.DISRESPECT
      @Mr.DISRESPECT Před měsícem

      @@carloorelli3538STFU tesla fanboy. go talk to a therapist. smh

    • @Aevinish
      @Aevinish Před měsícem +219

      @@carloorelli3538 That's a particularly hilarious comment considering the cybertruck isn't even road legal in the EU because of how UNsafe it is. For pedestrians it's a death machine and for passengers it's a death box as there's basically no crumple zones.

    • @psirvent8
      @psirvent8 Před měsícem +2

      @@Aevinish Only the cybertruck though.
      The cars on the other end do sell here.

  • @QbertTehKiller
    @QbertTehKiller Před měsícem +549

    "So you dont have to" thanks for taking one for the team bro, ill just keep living with my 2010 Chrysler

    • @nerfgodbigguy1405
      @nerfgodbigguy1405 Před měsícem +26

      PT Cruiser has more higher quality than this thing 😂

    • @Pupsico1202
      @Pupsico1202 Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/UAxsIPbXMOs/video.html

    • @rogertoaster9385
      @rogertoaster9385 Před měsícem +13

      I'd rather have 100 2010 Chryslers stacked up as a Chrysler pyramid than 1 Cybertruck.

    • @Kurry34
      @Kurry34 Před měsícem +13

      No option for paint, no spare tire, panel gaps, Cant fully eipe a window, slow charge. They went all out with this one

    • @profkeenan
      @profkeenan Před měsícem +3

      My Rivian is amazing. I was 1200 in line for a CT, but there is no way I would take on this thing. What this could have been with all that tech etc... What it actually is :(

  • @robgronsky4466
    @robgronsky4466 Před 22 dny

    Worth watching for the long run, if price through economies of scale became appealing and software updates fix these issues I could see buying. Im not crazy about the front trunk space and lack of spare tire under the vehicle but love the fold up rear seat space. In the near term hybrid vehicles will make sales for towing range and to a somewhat questionable degree offroad ability but the structural design of the cybertruck is ahead of its time so the market will eventually flip. This vehicle could be well positioned but needs a lot of refinement, I would love a roll down rear window into the bed or even better a midgate but not a deal breaker. Mostly want to see software and production improvements on the key competitive aspects that would make sales. Primarily price, software updates for range improvements, locking differential, etc. Need to nail the basics before adding the bonus features but good first run.

  • @NaplesInsider
    @NaplesInsider Před 28 dny

    appreciate the honest review!

  • @GabiGhita
    @GabiGhita Před měsícem +97

    that front trunk though... i think Throttle House did a demo of how it can chop carrots. the doors are also sharp enough to peel them if you want, so there's that.

    • @Lagrangeify
      @Lagrangeify Před měsícem +19

      Fill it with ice cubes and you've got excellent finger storage for those impromptu trips to the ICU.

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel Před 29 dny +14

      Such an affordable price for a new kitchen gadget.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV Před 28 dny +1

      carrots? man, you guys will do anything to avoid the metric system
      jokes aside, carrots aren't known for their toughness. That doesn't sound worrying to me.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 27 dny +12

      @@MadsterVneither are fingers

    • @jackmcandle6955
      @jackmcandle6955 Před 27 dny

      Its a very expensive cheese grater.

  • @Sushi_219
    @Sushi_219 Před měsícem +301

    This is random but i've never seen Marques make such an expression on his face 9:51 since his channel began🤣 , the look of "digust" is so real.

    • @daleshand622
      @daleshand622 Před měsícem +12

      I laughed at that too 😂😂😂

    • @joelbolton7252
      @joelbolton7252 Před měsícem +3

      That squeak LOL

    • @Pupsico1202
      @Pupsico1202 Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/UAxsIPbXMOs/video.html

    • @abdullahkhalil9930
      @abdullahkhalil9930 Před měsícem +1

      Damn you guys do note everything.

    • @mjb180
      @mjb180 Před měsícem +1

      It’s because the door strike is loose. Screwdriver will fix it.

  • @scottavick7837
    @scottavick7837 Před 24 dny +1

    Unironically, the new Prius design looks more cyberpunk to me than this monument to sharp edges.

  • @joaoaraguaia
    @joaoaraguaia Před 2 dny +1

    Incredible how every piece looks old, it seems like a car used for years.

  • @ksinghproduction
    @ksinghproduction Před měsícem +532

    “The truck itself is a bit of a celebrity”!🤣
    The serious look on Marques’s face when he said that, it’s almost like the cyber truck is a spoiled rich kid and Marques is trying to talk quietly so the truck doesn’t hear him!😂

    • @pho3nix-
      @pho3nix- Před měsícem +6

      100% true fam

    • @ninobach7456
      @ninobach7456 Před měsícem +16

      17:30 really proofed his point haha

    • @tubaduk
      @tubaduk Před měsícem +3

      Unfortunately this wouldn’t be allowed in UK/Europe due to safety concerns. Too many sharp edges no give on the bonnet or hood, plus it won’t fit in our tiny roads

    • @evolicious
      @evolicious Před měsícem

      @@tubadukIt shouldn't be legal in the US either, but here we are. Elon might be paying off or bribing NHTSA. They are already suspected of being super corrupt during the Trump admin. Which is why new truck generations are completely breaking safety design laws with their massive grills that would kill children and peds easily.

    • @hotbeefo
      @hotbeefo Před měsícem +11

      Fortunately you mean! Imagine the pedestrian deaths. ​@@tubaduk

  • @Mirrorgirl492
    @Mirrorgirl492 Před měsícem +173

    $80,000 for a great Stereo sound system, seems legit.

    • @Mr_Spock512
      @Mr_Spock512 Před měsícem +16

      It's like a stainless steel fridge on wheels.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV Před 28 dny +5

      @@Mr_Spock512without a handle

  • @Shadowcam00
    @Shadowcam00 Před 27 dny +5

    Elon-stans are going to make soccer-moms driving regular land-yachts look like the sensible ones.

  • @dosentaste4929
    @dosentaste4929 Před 3 dny +1

    The best thing is, that the Video flickers as if the Cybertruck has Problems loding in... xD

  • @ihatealllife
    @ihatealllife Před měsícem +66

    My lady and I were driving through our sleepy little Washington town, and we saw a Cybertruck in the wild. We both burst out laughing.
    It was entirely spontaneous. We weren't trying to be mean. I don't think either one of us thought about Elon Musk at that moment. We just saw it and we laughed. So safe to say, I guess that particular aesthetic isn't for us.
    There were several obvious rust spots on it. Near the door handle, now that I think about it. Which is a shame, considering the vehicle's price.
    I'm not clowning on your purchase decision, sir. I'm glad the Cybertruck has its highlights and good points. I'm glad you're enjoying your vehicle, overall. I'm only commenting because you asked us to share what you think of its appearance. 🙂

  • @thomas-gabaam
    @thomas-gabaam Před měsícem +461

    So what my takeaway is from this:
    - rusty tires
    - panel gaps (broken drivers' door)
    - loves fingerprints
    - If you want an extra battery and a spear tire, you lose almost all storage space.
    - Useless windshield wiper
    - Everything has to be controlled on one screen, which is complicated and dangerous.
    - tiny steering wheel.
    - bad visibility
    - Useless rearview mirror
    - useless sunshades (sun shines over them)
    - It can cut your fingers off.
    - but looks cool

    • @nsk370
      @nsk370 Před měsícem +129

      I think it looks hideous. But to each their own i suppose

    • @osheroth
      @osheroth Před měsícem +42

      Not only it cuts off fingers, *its stupid auto closing feature can objectively saw off your fingers*

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o Před měsícem +10

      Complete agreement except for the steering wheel. That stuff is genuinely clever.

    • @cyclotronbxl
      @cyclotronbxl Před měsícem +36

      @@o00nemesis00o The steering wheels is not a Tesla invention, but German cars. In Europe, almost all the 3 drive train 19 tones trucks and half of semi-trucks and some trailers also are equipped with steering wheels.
      Actually, Tesla didn’t create anything new on a car.

    • @chancellor3122
      @chancellor3122 Před měsícem +50

      So to summarise a huge heap of shiit.

  • @dado304
    @dado304 Před 28 dny

    To have rear screen in main display is also more simple. No need to have another cables running to top.

  • @wendyamsterdam8482
    @wendyamsterdam8482 Před měsícem +133

    22:00 as a cyclist and a pedestrian I'm really glad a car with those sharp edges will not be allowed on the road here

    • @CP-bp7me
      @CP-bp7me Před měsícem +1

      What are you talking about

    • @leeedsonetwo
      @leeedsonetwo Před měsícem +56

      @@CP-bp7me This monstrosity is not legal in most of Europe due to the danger it presents in accidents.

    • @CP-bp7me
      @CP-bp7me Před měsícem +2

      @@leeedsonetwo ah, too bad. Would have loved one

    • @certaindeath7776
      @certaindeath7776 Před měsícem

      @@CP-bp7me so you are suggesting your basically brain deaf?

    • @gabelyon1071
      @gabelyon1071 Před měsícem +9

      While the edges are dangerous, the main thing that kills pedestrians is hood geometry. Both hood height and flat vs sloping hood play a role. In this regard, Cybertruck beats all the other typical American full-size trucks. It has a lower hood height and a sloping hood, which should reduce pedestrian fatality rates in frontal collisions.
      Quote from IIHS (US highway safety agency): "Whatever their nose shape, pickups, SUVs, and vans with a hood height greater than 40 inches are about 45 percent more likely to cause fatalities in pedestrian crashes than cars and other vehicles with a hood height of 30 inches or less and a sloping profile,” writes the IIHS in its study of 18,000 pedestrian-involved crashes. It later continues: “However, among vehicles with hood heights between 30 and 40 inches, a blunt, or more vertical, front end increases the risk to pedestrians.”

  • @GDeuce87
    @GDeuce87 Před měsícem +487

    That windshield wiper is absolutely hilarious. Look at the placement of that thing.

    • @CampGareth
      @CampGareth Před měsícem +15

      A wiper that long will be prone to juddering I think. The 26" one on my car did it.

    • @vikingbase
      @vikingbase Před měsícem +5

      Future cost... $200??

    • @iROMine
      @iROMine Před měsícem +4

      ​@@vikingbase75 bucks for the big wiper. Chill.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Před měsícem

      Musk actually _bought_ 3 dildo manufacturers to source the best materials for the windshield wipers. That's the genius of Elon.

    • @GET2222
      @GET2222 Před měsícem +2

      @@CampGarethyour wiper was shit though… this thing is a behemoth. It won’t wear like your POS.

  • @TheBullDurham
    @TheBullDurham Před 27 dny +6

    It's a rolling meme

  • @Axis_Of_Evil
    @Axis_Of_Evil Před 27 dny

    I'd be worried about those Canadian geese to... those things can be vicious.
    Bet they play hockey as well..😮

  • @johnsherby9130
    @johnsherby9130 Před měsícem +278

    4:36 the fact that they shipped that out is INSANE

    • @michaelthomson5125
      @michaelthomson5125 Před měsícem +33

      As MKBHD says It's classic Tesla. They aren't known for their build quality.

    • @syspowertools3372
      @syspowertools3372 Před měsícem +11

      Thats not accurate or his opinion. They have issues with early ramps of every new product. Look at anything mature like the 3 and Y. Hell, look at his review of the 3 refresh.
      Tesla's issues are all cosmetic, which is refreshing from a Ford owner like myself who had 3 transmission recalls on the same vehicle.

    • @FrenchyTube3
      @FrenchyTube3 Před měsícem

      Completely agree. I got a Model Y sept 2023 and after spending almost 2 hours doing my initial inspection before taking delivery, I saw 0 issues. I was really surprised lol.@@syspowertools3372

    • @alok5065
      @alok5065 Před měsícem

      ​@@syspowertools3372stop driding for tesla man

    • @johnsherby9130
      @johnsherby9130 Před měsícem +40

      @@syspowertools3372 it’s still not acceptable to ship a car with a panel gap so large a toddler could identify it

  • @chrisb9445
    @chrisb9445 Před měsícem +332

    I don't know why, but this was a pretty comical review. Everything from the geese, the random truck stopping to take a pic, and your review of the cyber truck. It all fits with this truck and how unusual it is lol

    • @kenshin4000
      @kenshin4000 Před měsícem +42

      This is the first review from MK that didn't feel genuine, and him trying really hard to suck up to Tesla. It's a terrible truck with terrible build and half of the components that he paid for missing, yet he tries to sugar coat every part of it. C'mon, stop being part of Elons cult of personality.

    • @Pupsico1202
      @Pupsico1202 Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/UAxsIPbXMOs/video.html

    • @SGN30
      @SGN30 Před měsícem +40

      ​@@kenshin4000idk he trashed on it a lot

    • @tornikekiknadze7960
      @tornikekiknadze7960 Před měsícem +26

      @@kenshin4000dude he literally said - dont buy this thing 😀

    • @Eustres
      @Eustres Před měsícem +11

      @@kenshin4000 i think you could be biased and in that case it would feel that way but this was a negative review where you could see and hear his discomfort with the vehicle.

  • @krane15
    @krane15 Před 19 dny

    The best thing about a Tesla is its display. Just not the fact that all the controls are routed through it. Rather, its speed and functionality. Specifically the small bezel and the fact that o u can display the entire screen. I just wish you could expand to full-screen view for the backup camera.

  • @ymirfritz9989
    @ymirfritz9989 Před 12 dny +1

    First 2 minutes explains why this guy loves the CT so much.

  • @LTBudd
    @LTBudd Před měsícem +212

    One of the bad things about the Tesla is the fact that the headlights are recessed in a groove. It looks cool. However, in heavy snow, the snow accumulates in that groove blocking the headlights. Quite deadly in a blizzard.

    • @michaelthomson5125
      @michaelthomson5125 Před měsícem +86

      Quite deadly in a blizzard. When it rains. When it's off-road. When FSD is enabled. When it's a full moon.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 Před měsícem +12

      Despite lower heat emissions, LEDs still emit heat, especially bright ones with frosted coverings. The snow will melt.

    • @SireJoe
      @SireJoe Před měsícem +142

      ​@@alecwhatshisname5170I'm not confident you've driven in sub zero weather with a comment like this...

    • @grskier
      @grskier Před měsícem +16

      I came to comment on this. This truck won’t work for me in Colorado.

    • @reneeandchrisforever
      @reneeandchrisforever Před měsícem +41

      This is pure form over function.