Funny how in Ep 8 Velma actually faked panic attack and blackmailed Daphne into helping her because she's possessive, but then the show glorified it because Daphne has abandonment issues and likes her friend being possessive, that's seriously the plot
The whole idea of “Reverse Racism” is just rubbish. Why can Anyone who’s not white Attack White folks and it’s fine but when it’s reversed it’s a Hate Crime? It’s fine to be unique but bearing the sins and pains of your ancestors isn’t good for you as a human or is a valid argument for hate whatsoever. If people want coloured characters then write coloured characters and quick hint if you want them to be likeable knock off the underlying political message. Political correctness has gone too far. Now that people are in a legal sense equal. Theirs no valid arguments anymore so they knitpick I mean theirs still people starving and dying in Africa but you can’t blame whites for that so theirs no point in that it doesn’t effect them
I like how she kept closing and opening the door, like she was hoping Velma would say the right word to turn her on, but instead she kept getting turned off until the love-meter was at zero.
All jokes aside, Mindy legitimately seems like the type of person to use panic attacks, trauma or a bad history to justify horrible behavior. This MeatCanyon cartoon is basically how I expect Mindy to treat her friends after seeing her self insert Velma.
@@Joey7Z7Horror well, if it gets people to click on the links (thus generating money) someone oughtta do it eventually. At this point I ignore everyone calling the bots out and every single YT vid link that wasn't specifically asked for (like someone asking for source to some music or whatever). Helps ya avoid the garbage if you pre-tune your brain to skip comments with YT links in them
MY-PHILOSOPHY:"INNER-STRENGTH" I have found that simply "loving myself" (inner-child) is a powerful tool against most types of social-dependency/vulnerability. ............................. "Evil" is the antithesis to the virtue: 'humanity'. Humanity is the characteristic that defines the human spirit. Humanity is symbiosis across humans and society. 'Humanity' exceeds 'social-darwinism'. ............................. NEURO-PERSONALITY ............................. "SENSORY-FEELERS" ARE LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING DISINFORMATION AND HATE TOWARDS ENTJ/INTJ (AGAINST "THINKERS" IN GENERAL)-BOTH IRL AND ON THE INTERNET; DESPITE THOSE NEURO-PERSONALITY TYPES BEING A BLESSING TO SOCIETY AND ALL OF MANKIND! THEY DESERVE BETTER! 😤 'ESFJ', 'ESFP', ISFP and 'ISFJ' are a pathogen to humanity, and 'then' Cluster-B (depending on their neuro-personality). THEIR "FEELINGS 'IS' THEIR REALITY", THEY ALSO HAVE A MALICIOUS-MIND BY DEFAULT (low 'mirror-neurons' results in "SOCIOPATHIC-FEELER"; full of pathological hate, and highly chaotic). WHAT'S MORE, DESPITE HAVING MALICIOUS INTENT THEY ARE ALL EMOTIONALLY-WEAK AND PRONE TO COVERT/VULNERABLE-NARCISSISM (ISFJ especially; they impersonate and spread hate towards genuine INFJs). ............................... Also... To intelligent readers (who do 'not’ have a ‘pathological disregard for rationality and reality'). I recommend researching 'narcissistic personality disorder' (NPD) / 'cluster-B'; and know that they are the 'root of all evil' (especially 'ESFJ/ESTJ-narcissist'; Myers-Briggs reference, look it up)! European 'ESFJ' are the worst personality type, and they are responsible for inventing 'racism' and colonization! It is in their neuro-psychology!!! They are extremely 'manipulative' and often use 'looking pretty' to distract others from the witch's mind-games / mind-r@pe, e.g. gaslighting, playing the victim/damsel in distress, creating "flying-monkeys", and 'bribing' others (with money or BJ) to attack, or at times, kill someone for her. When caught, she will use her minions as scapegoats. European ESFJ are notorious for this especially in a racist context, e.g. Emmett Till. xSFP and ISFJ (2W1) are the most complicit, narcissistic-enablers. ISFP also tend to be 'oblivious-codependents' (look up the definition). Like ESFJ, XSFP's "feelings 'is' their reality." Most are covert/vulnerable-narcissists. ISFJ often perceive things only on the surface level (even by sensor standards), are suckers for a “pretty face", and their neuro-psychology makes them the ideal narcissitic-codependent and pawn to the ESFJ (blind-loyalty, surface level perception, susceptibility to covert-narcissism). Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet; while ESFJ-9W1 superficially appears like an ENFJ, they have different 'neurology' and psychology. Both XSFJ are superficial by nature and perceive reality at face-value/surface level. SUMMARY Evil personality: 'ESFJ' (ALL), ESTJ (Cluster-b), ISFJ-2W1 (covert-narc/enabler). ESFJ-9W1 superficially resembles ENFJ; different 'neurology' and psychology. [Secretly] Evil and narcissist-friendly gunts/flying-monkey: ISFP (ALL), ESFP (ALL), and ISFJ (2W1 enable ESFJ). ☝️ALL of them are secretly emotionally-disturbed, hence their need to create conflict as a distraction (at other people's expense, truly evil). Spread the word! Thank you. ___________ Research ref: Raudha Athif, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Karen, ESFJ-narcissists, ESFJ-neurology, Gaslighting, Amber Heard, Fake feminism, Rising of a shield hero (Malty-'ESFJ'; XSFX spread disinformation online. ISFJ is the main culprit, i.e. ISFJ largely perceive things on the surface level, and with malicious intent ISFJ impersonate others). Please research 'Brood-parasitism’- XSFJ natural psychology. ///End.
"I bet your bean is bigger than a scooby snack" Oh my god, I'm dying. X'D I love how you can make the most creatively creepy thing so absolutely hilarious. Tis truly a gift.
@@VoodooMansion new adaptation of Dragon Ball comes out . Goku is a white midget that turns into a roach and is a fvckboy . Fanbase obviously starts to hate him . Newfrogs come out and say "yoU weRe neVer a fAn if u doNt likE dis sHow duuuud" and act like they are the "real fans". Stop acting like you are saying anything here. Just go back to Twitter to keep defending this trash show
It's because Meatcanyon doesn't try as hard to be awful as they do. He does try, and he does succeed, but nobody can match their determination to destroy beloved properties, not even the creator of A Regrettable DBZ Cartoon.
Yep, just as creepy as females in reality who have over sexualized Velma into being a degenerate nerd. I've never seen so many harlot Velma's on Halloween and on webcams.
I just love some plump meatybox! The sloppier the better! Nice plump sloppymeatbox is where it’s at!! Pull and stretch it all over and the way it wraps around ur Helmet like a moist warm blanky is just fkn unreal! You have no idea! Just wraps around the beanbag when you’re bobbing for cervix!
@@durere absolutely do. I find more of them to be disturbing horror plots or whatever. This is the first one that i was like ....ugh...gross... Mightve been thay Arbys reference lmao
@@mikewatkinson1996 why is that? Nothing better looking than a sat on doner kebab with extra meat and a Bean the size of a Scooby snack. Arbys is too juvenile, yknow, not enough stinky jinkees
@@E................. Weird.. Almost like everyone is sharing likeminded opinions.. Not everyone reads the entire comment section before posting their own...
I don't think she would care. She said, "If people freak out, I don't care." Although it would be hilarious if they cancelled the show and she got mad about it on twitter.
This piece has more personality, mystery, voice acting, horror, writing, and quality than an entire season of Velma. Bravo 👏, you guys have done it again!
Thinking of when Mindy Kaling explained she kissed another actor against his will and then threatened everyone to make sure no one talked about it, this version of Velma is quite accurate to her
Mindy is a bitch man, shame that actors such as her has life handed so easy without dealing with consequences ;-; Velma is literally just one of her sick fantasies but drawn and using Scooby doo
Not sure why she would bring that story up... maybe it's fake to put on for show and whatnut. Who knows, maybe this victim would come out and say that it's true.
Meatcanyon, you're amazing. I shiw my friends your videos occasionally and they never cease to give me the reactions I want. You're a strange beacon of light in my life lmao
Incredible that you actually got Mindy Kaling to *come out and voice this character,* Papa Meat. With all the hate she's been feeling lately, I'm sure she appreciates the opportunity.
The dialogue is so unhinged and gross, yet, weirdly creative and funny. Does he just come up with this stuff on the fly, or does he take some time to think it out?
This was incredibly uncomfortable to watch, and it's not only appropriate but fitting given the show itself. You're an absolute master at surreal parody and this just goes to show. 10/10.
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The “Stinky Jinkies” line alone is funnier than the entirety of the actual show😂😂
Lost it as soon as I heard that
I thought he said the "stinky chinkies"
Watch them steal that
I bet you're wondering if I gotta arby's beef and cheddar between my legs
@@PixelLife101 Gone racist
Even Daphne in this video has more personality than the entire cast of the Velma show
True
holy shit so many bots
* arm *
WOO YEAH FUCK YEAAAAHHH
@@thatonedoge6394 that's what I'm saying
@you will see it attacking your team
No way the most replayed part is velma bending over 💀
What?! Hahaha!
U right ong
Wdym ?
How do you know??? Lol. Answer!
😭😭😭😭
Funny how in Ep 8 Velma actually faked panic attack and blackmailed Daphne into helping her because she's possessive, but then the show glorified it because Daphne has abandonment issues and likes her friend being possessive, that's seriously the plot
Big oof. I couldn't get past the first episode
@@PamIsley314 I couldn't get past the trailer
@@JT-mo2dp i couldn't even pass the trailer
Y i k e s .
Considering that the show glorifies racism, this is about what I'd expect.
MeatCanyon somehow managed to make a much more likeable *Velma*
💕💕💕
Stupid bots.
We've definitely had much more likeable Velmas before
This could have been the trailer and worked better
@do not I don't trust this link I seen too many bots in this format
I love how there’s not really a horror spin on this it’s literally just to demonstrate how sad the Velma show is.
the show is horror itself
@Lady Tsunade hopeless
The whole idea of “Reverse Racism” is just rubbish. Why can Anyone who’s not white Attack White folks and it’s fine but when it’s reversed it’s a Hate Crime? It’s fine to be unique but bearing the sins and pains of your ancestors isn’t good for you as a human or is a valid argument for hate whatsoever. If people want coloured characters then write coloured characters and quick hint if you want them to be likeable knock off the underlying political message. Political correctness has gone too far. Now that people are in a legal sense equal. Theirs no valid arguments anymore so they knitpick I mean theirs still people starving and dying in Africa but you can’t blame whites for that so theirs no point in that it doesn’t effect them
Stinky Jinkies was the only legit laugh I got of anything remotely related to that new show.
Yet this one is better
"...like a middle aged mans thumb" had me fucking dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
what i'll now call my outtie 🐱
@@Pinkywinkykinky you can't just say that and not show it 😂
I like how she kept closing and opening the door, like she was hoping Velma would say the right word to turn her on, but instead she kept getting turned off until the love-meter was at zero.
The sad part is this is actually more well thought out and created then the actual show
It’s unreal how terrible most movies and shows are today.
I like how there's 1 comment and 6 bots here.
All the bots from Penguinz0 comin here
Burn
true hahaha
“You like what you see?” followed by a sad little fart. Artistic integrity right there
I screeched a little when that happened
Lmfao
Lmao 🤣
or was it a queef to go with that roast beef
@@thesupremeleader9652 FUNNY FOOTAGE OF YOU GETTING OWNED BY THIS RATIO
I love how every female character has a male voice lolol
All of these videos feel like those dreams where you can’t move and can’t help but just watch what happens.
I'm fucking dying laughing at this comment
Same, i can't imagine dreaming it like this😭😭😭
YES. 😢😢😭😭🤣🤣
I'm creeped out at how MeatCanyon can now mimic Markiplier's voice almost perfectly
man stfu bots
making fun of bots by being bots, if retards can learn how to code then so can anyone take this as motivation
What in riggedy roo is this reply section 💀
I can't tell if there are 4 bots in the comments or 1 bot and 3 trolls
@@RhinoHorn7 most of them are bots
I will never be able to express the immense fear I felt when Velma knocked her glasses off
You kept watching.
Fr 😭 meat canyon had mercy on us this time but anything could have happened right there.
@@jflack6 it’s a joke 💀
OMG! YES! I LITERALLY PULLED AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER! I am actually glad that internet censorship exists.
i was so sure meat would present us with the most abhorrent cheeks to ever exist
The size of a middle aged mans thumb.
Comedy gold
so grosssss
the way i begged daphne to close the door
These 2 minutes are far better than the entirety of the Velma show
Fax⭐
The thumbnail is better than the entire Velma show.
Fucking Yes.
You not wrong honestly
Funny
It's really shocking to hear Mindy Kaling's voice come out of Papa Meat so accurately. Truly one of the great impersonators of our time
All jokes aside, Mindy legitimately seems like the type of person to use panic attacks, trauma or a bad history to justify horrible behavior.
This MeatCanyon cartoon is basically how I expect Mindy to treat her friends after seeing her self insert Velma.
this is the best roast i ever saw, but meatcanyon kinda made her in 1min 4sec better than the entire show did
Sounds like macho man Randy Savage lol
wait was that papa meat? my god i didnt even noticed! such a talented man for sure
Everytime i see a Arbys beef n chedder ad i think of this
As someone with panic disorder, this is exactly how they play out. Thank you so much for spreading awareness to all of non mentally ill. ❤🙏
I love how this has more creativity and better jokes than the entirety of the actual show
there is talent out here man, why these folks arnt having money thrown at them is beyond me
yea they are totally paroding velma's les-be-friends angle between her n Daphne🤣😅😆
@@mastermelee2543 Blame nepotism, There is alot of it in the big business.
same
i wouldnt doubt this has more views than it too.
Funny how according to Meatcanyon they rejected this scene yet it's 100x funnier than the rest of the show
I couldn't tell if he was joking about that. Did he really create this for the actual show?
Who tf programmed a “self aware” bot calling our people who make fun of bot comments
@@Joey7Z7Horror well, if it gets people to click on the links (thus generating money) someone oughtta do it eventually. At this point I ignore everyone calling the bots out and every single YT vid link that wasn't specifically asked for (like someone asking for source to some music or whatever). Helps ya avoid the garbage if you pre-tune your brain to skip comments with YT links in them
Lol I thought he was serious until it played
Clearly he was joking dude
How very gullible lol
This man said "stinky jinkys" I'm fucking dead
As soon as she said “stinky Jinkies” I lost it. Now I’m on a final warning lol
"Bet it looks like an old man's thumb." Oh god, please save me, Im dying lol
Your version of this show is better than the actual show by far
Agreed
ayye
Lol
Idk why are they even doing it like what was the problem with og Scooby Doo that they had to reboot it
@Don't Read My Profile Picture nobody cares
"Use the tools you got to solve this mystery for the both of us"
The best line.
Nah, the best line was; “Dem stinky jinkies”
@@MarkHerrera24 "but the panic attacks!" Did it for me
It's CLEARLY "you got a tongue like an ol hound dog"
I wish Velma was like this in the show
Current Velma has a page on the villains wiki ffs
Sounds like Carl from Aqua teen hunger Force
The little freakouts when she’s about to close the door are so well acted, I laugh every time
😂 was just about to highlight that too, wait wait
Fr 😂
"Wait hold on HOLD ON, just wait!"
MY-PHILOSOPHY:"INNER-STRENGTH"
I have found that simply "loving myself" (inner-child) is a powerful tool against most types of social-dependency/vulnerability.
.............................
"Evil" is the antithesis to the virtue: 'humanity'. Humanity is the characteristic that defines the human spirit. Humanity is symbiosis across humans and society. 'Humanity' exceeds 'social-darwinism'.
.............................
NEURO-PERSONALITY
.............................
"SENSORY-FEELERS" ARE LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR SPREADING DISINFORMATION AND HATE TOWARDS ENTJ/INTJ (AGAINST "THINKERS" IN GENERAL)-BOTH IRL AND ON THE INTERNET; DESPITE THOSE NEURO-PERSONALITY TYPES BEING A BLESSING TO SOCIETY AND ALL OF MANKIND! THEY DESERVE BETTER! 😤
'ESFJ', 'ESFP', ISFP and 'ISFJ' are a pathogen to humanity, and 'then' Cluster-B (depending on their neuro-personality).
THEIR "FEELINGS 'IS' THEIR REALITY", THEY ALSO HAVE A MALICIOUS-MIND BY DEFAULT (low 'mirror-neurons' results in "SOCIOPATHIC-FEELER"; full of pathological hate, and highly chaotic).
WHAT'S MORE, DESPITE HAVING MALICIOUS INTENT THEY ARE ALL EMOTIONALLY-WEAK AND PRONE TO COVERT/VULNERABLE-NARCISSISM (ISFJ especially; they impersonate and spread hate towards genuine INFJs).
...............................
Also... To intelligent readers (who do 'not’ have a ‘pathological disregard for rationality and reality').
I recommend researching 'narcissistic personality disorder' (NPD) / 'cluster-B'; and know that they are the 'root of all evil' (especially 'ESFJ/ESTJ-narcissist'; Myers-Briggs reference, look it up)!
European 'ESFJ' are the worst personality type, and they are responsible for inventing 'racism' and colonization! It is in their neuro-psychology!!!
They are extremely 'manipulative' and often use 'looking pretty' to distract others from the witch's mind-games / mind-r@pe, e.g. gaslighting, playing the victim/damsel in distress, creating "flying-monkeys", and 'bribing' others (with money or BJ) to attack, or at times, kill someone for her. When caught, she will use her minions as scapegoats. European ESFJ are notorious for this especially in a racist context, e.g. Emmett Till.
xSFP and ISFJ (2W1) are the most complicit, narcissistic-enablers. ISFP also tend to be 'oblivious-codependents' (look up the definition). Like ESFJ, XSFP's "feelings 'is' their reality." Most are covert/vulnerable-narcissists.
ISFJ often perceive things only on the surface level (even by sensor standards), are suckers for a “pretty face", and their neuro-psychology makes them the ideal narcissitic-codependent and pawn to the ESFJ (blind-loyalty, surface level perception, susceptibility to covert-narcissism).
Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet; while ESFJ-9W1 superficially appears like an ENFJ, they have different 'neurology' and psychology. Both XSFJ are superficial by nature and perceive reality at face-value/surface level.
SUMMARY
Evil personality: 'ESFJ' (ALL), ESTJ (Cluster-b), ISFJ-2W1 (covert-narc/enabler). ESFJ-9W1 superficially resembles ENFJ; different 'neurology' and psychology.
[Secretly] Evil and narcissist-friendly gunts/flying-monkey: ISFP (ALL), ESFP (ALL), and ISFJ (2W1 enable ESFJ).
☝️ALL of them are secretly emotionally-disturbed, hence their need to create conflict as a distraction (at other people's expense, truly evil).
Spread the word! Thank you.
___________
Research ref: Raudha Athif, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Karen, ESFJ-narcissists, ESFJ-neurology, Gaslighting, Amber Heard, Fake feminism, Rising of a shield hero (Malty-'ESFJ'; XSFX spread disinformation online. ISFJ is the main culprit, i.e. ISFJ largely perceive things on the surface level, and with malicious intent ISFJ impersonate others). Please research 'Brood-parasitism’- XSFJ natural psychology.
///End.
Exactly. Pure gold.
Crazy that this is the tamest MeatCanyon video
I mean yeah I don't think I'll ever forget the jawbreaker episode.
Well all that horror is already in Velma show, if he add more we'll get nightmares that last eternity
♥️
this is not
He needs to make money
I prefer these type of videos over the scary stuff.
Same
the words "stinky jinkies" are better than the whole velma show
brave and courageous
Hey guys
Very progressive 👏
Hello
Such strong
Lol nice
You’ve accurately depicted Velma from the pov of a normal person.
A normal person would've called the cops three seconds in and locked all windows and doors in under two minutes
Accurate lmao
@@ToeGripper9988meh I would say 1min and 20 seconds they will need to recover from the shock
As someone who unironically enjoys the Velma show I agree
"I bet your bean is bigger than a scooby snack" Oh my god, I'm dying. X'D I love how you can make the most creatively creepy thing so absolutely hilarious. Tis truly a gift.
This is incredibly weird, yet still better than the actual Velma show
When the glasses dropped I immediately began to fear for my eyeballs. You just never know how far a MeatCanyon animation will go
hahaha I just wrote the same thing! we almost died hahahahahahah MCanyon never doesn't make me laugh my arse off hahaha
Your pfp matches the comment lmao
The worst one yet. Too short also
I’d thought I’d see a lot…..more but fortunately meat has spared our eyes for a day
fgy you
its funny to realize that this 1 minute animation parody of meatcanyon manages to be 50x better than an entire 30 minutes episode of velma's show 💀
It's funny that now y'all actually care about Velma. Y'all weren't worried about her UNTIL her show came out. Stop acting like you are a fan.
@@VoodooMansion new adaptation of Dragon Ball comes out . Goku is a white midget that turns into a roach and is a fvckboy . Fanbase obviously starts to hate him . Newfrogs come out and say "yoU weRe neVer a fAn if u doNt likE dis sHow duuuud" and act like they are the "real fans".
Stop acting like you are saying anything here. Just go back to Twitter to keep defending this trash show
30 minutes you mean the whole season
because what they did to velma and shaggy is a joke
It's because Meatcanyon doesn't try as hard to be awful as they do. He does try, and he does succeed, but nobody can match their determination to destroy beloved properties, not even the creator of A Regrettable DBZ Cartoon.
Arby's beef and chedder between legs... Velma been down the road and back 😂
When the door opened and the voice was a middle aged man i died
"DAfH enie👁👄👁"
This is so creepy but still better than the actual show 🤣
This is random, probably weird, and totally unrelated, but I have a cat named Pudge.
Yep, just as creepy as females in reality who have over sexualized Velma into being a degenerate nerd. I've never seen so many harlot Velma's on Halloween and on webcams.
@@pyroblade452 I used to have a pug name Pudgy lol
LMfao! Love me some plump meatybox!! That droopy roast beef is the best! The cheesier the better!! Love that droopy meatbox dripping
I just love some plump meatybox! The sloppier the better! Nice plump sloppymeatbox is where it’s at!! Pull and stretch it all over and the way it wraps around ur Helmet like a moist warm blanky is just fkn unreal! You have no idea! Just wraps around the beanbag when you’re bobbing for cervix!
Congratulations, Meatcanyon! You were able to make a version of Velma that is 100x better than the *newer* one.
lol so many copy paste comments
Tbh the bar was pretty low
100x?
that’s too little
@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok I won’t
Mindy kaling is unfunny 🥺
Not the sad little toot💀✌🏻👹
The fact that this isn't on prime time TV is an absolute joke of a crime 🐴
Bars
Unironically 100% better than the actual Velma series.
U didn’t even watch the video like leecher
U didn’t even watch the video like leecher
@@whereheattho this is the pot calling the kettle black. The video is 140 his comment is 2 minutes old, I'm no math wiz but that seems to check out.
Naw man your right
As somebody who hasn't watched it I agree
The "Arbys beef n' cheddar" moment when Velma bent over on the ground for her glasses, had me immediately choking up and dying
Out of laughter or unmitigated disgust?
@@seg162 horniness
"bet it looks like a middle-aged man's thumb" was when I lost it
Funny as hell, but I can never see a Arby’s sandwich the same anymore
0:44 "like what you see" * *squelch* *
she sounds so weird and goofy lol 0:57
I love how she always ABOUT to shut the door, but keeps listening almost every time. This is definitely one of the grosser weirder ones lmao
You don't watch a lot of this channel do you?
@@durere absolutely do. I find more of them to be disturbing horror plots or whatever. This is the first one that i was like ....ugh...gross... Mightve been thay Arbys reference lmao
@Rick Owens Your mom
@@mikewatkinson1996 why is that? Nothing better looking than a sat on doner kebab with extra meat and a Bean the size of a Scooby snack. Arbys is too juvenile, yknow, not enough stinky jinkees
When you realise MeatCanyon can write a character better than the actual maker of the show.
Aight bro we get it why tf you all saying the same thing with different words😭☠️
@@E................. When you realize people realize that you're rewriting comments.
@@fartkerson real
@@E................. Weird.. Almost like everyone is sharing likeminded opinions.. Not everyone reads the entire comment section before posting their own...
@@Jabberwocky818 I'm ngl bruh, I honestly don't care this isn't gonna change my comment or my opinion of the repeated comment🤦🏾
cant imagine the fun id have voice acting this
welp, guess i aint gonna sleep tonight
The true tragedy is the idea that this plot is more well-fleshed out and has a greater depth of character development than the actual show does.
And I’m a minute and 40 seconds. This is truly a feat
The cartoon or is there a rebooted show?
@@Verbalque17 There's a reboot called "Velma" and it's pretty fucking terrible. All the characters are rewritten and there's no Scooby Doo.
I sincerely hope Mindy sees this and knows that this got more laughs than her entire series 🤣
Apparently it was created for the actual show at Mindy's behest, but rejected for inclusion. I assume Velma's studio paid him for it.
I don't think she would care. She said, "If people freak out, I don't care." Although it would be hilarious if they cancelled the show and she got mad about it on twitter.
@@EyanBradley shit, replace Daphne in this video with a hot tv actor, and Mindy won’t see anything wrong here upon seeing this video.
@@ladytsunade2864 ????
is her show even supposed to get laughs? Feels like it's purpose it to raise tempers
This 1:40s video is way funnier than the entire series.
The writers for these shorts 🤣
I’m impressed by the amount of euphemisms he could crank out in under 2 minutes
youtube comment section be like... Just sad.
@Don't Read Profile Picture Done. Not only did I not read your name, I also reported you
@Ryan Lewis CZcams is Google. they are likely too busy ki,lli,ng good companies to fix the ones that aren't de,ad yet.
As a person with anxiety, this made me feel very represented in how I handle panic attacks
@Manaj state what is here before you make a link bot
Hol' up-
as a person who shits; I feel very affirmed and represented when someone eats chili.
Grow up
As a person who dont give a fuck, I dont give a fuck.
Gives meat canyon a whole new meaning
Man said "But the panic attacks"
The amount of comedy in MeatCanyon's version is so much more vibrant than the darkness within the original
"darkness"? Are you a racist????
That is his gift, to you. Existence is behind you now...
czcams.com/video/Mj8zSr3c61A/video.html Finally It’s here🤠
ok. haven’t even seen it
More heart was put into this small little animation than all of the writing that was done in Velma.
If MC would just use chatgpt for his scripts like HBO is doing, he could have extended this idea into a 60-minute episode
@did Meatcanyone is genius you're nothing
@@Otval_bashky Thats a bot I am pretty sure.
That's not true. Mindy puts her heart and soul in her art. It's just that her heart and soul is ugly.
@@Duamerthrax I mean, Velma is literally just her self-insert, so I'd say it's vanity instead of passion for her craft. I agree with you tho.
Stinky Jinkies has become a very common saying for me 😂
You know it’s bad when a film about a Spanish cat does a better job at portraying panic attacks than this
Especially since the film is aimed towards children.
As someone who had a panic attack a few days ago, this is exactly what I did. Thanks Mindy 🙏
Same
Same
Truly, what are your friends are for if not for stress relief
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Agreed😊
This piece has more personality, mystery, voice acting, horror, writing, and quality than an entire season of Velma. Bravo 👏, you guys have done it again!
czcams.com/video/s5g6tqzqiRE/video.html Finally It’s here🤠
@lShowSрееd shorts 🅥 L
Don’t tell me you actually watched that show.
I don't think they need praise it's not hard to produce better
damn this was only 7 months ago? This feels like national history
Thinking of when Mindy Kaling explained she kissed another actor against his will and then threatened everyone to make sure no one talked about it, this version of Velma is quite accurate to her
??? She did what?!
I looked it up, seems to be true 😑
Mindy is a bitch man, shame that actors such as her has life handed so easy without dealing with consequences ;-; Velma is literally just one of her sick fantasies but drawn and using Scooby doo
Poor guy
Not sure why she would bring that story up...
maybe it's fake to put on for show and whatnut. Who knows, maybe this victim would come out and say that it's true.
The little “pfft” when she bends down 💀
I need Jesus after this cursery💀💀
Bro I fucking hollered 😂😂😂
Meatcanyon, you're amazing. I shiw my friends your videos occasionally and they never cease to give me the reactions I want. You're a strange beacon of light in my life lmao
That is the thinnest door ive ever seen
Incredible that you actually got Mindy Kaling to *come out and voice this character,* Papa Meat.
With all the hate she's been feeling lately, I'm sure she appreciates the opportunity.
She's gonna be need the jobs, she won't be getting many once all the cards have been delt.
699 like let me fix that
Fr her voice was in top form recording this
The tiny poot killed me. Simple, eloquently timed and with a small bit of wetness. Bravo good sir.
@did no
@did i mean he's doing something right clearly since since you of all people hate him
@@golderzoa I am pretty sure both of those other commenters are bots.
@@dangerface300 you are probably right but at least I'm wasting the bots time even if it's for 2 minutes time is time and it was wasted.
@dream i don't think bots can make content only waste space and you are really a plague to all of our existence.
I will never look at a Arby's beef and cheddar the same way again
😂
you see it in the mirror every morning
Matter of fact each time I see it I cry
Stinky jinkies 😭
You know you messed up when the actual show is still more disturbing than the meet canyon video. More power to you good Sir.
Honestly from how the show started and is going wouldn’t be surprised if they did this
Dang for real? Actually makes me want to watch it 😂
The character depth and emotion in the voice acting is unparalleled.
Your dad makes better videos oh wait he’s not home
The velma show couldn't parallel the side of a barn
The dialogue is so unhinged and gross, yet, weirdly creative and funny. Does he just come up with this stuff on the fly, or does he take some time to think it out?
i love how Velma's head just turns 360
Imagine making a parody better than the actual show with all those resources behind it.
@lShowSрееd shorts 🅥 you must be a Velma fan
@Manaj 🤓
It amazes me how MeatCanyon can make any show, any movie, extremely sexual and tense
And still make it less gross then the ACTUAL show... XD
And they still made it less sexual and gross then middys Velma show.
To be fair this particular show happened to be VERY sexually driven lmao
Actually! This is the first time he made a parody which is less sexual and gross than the original productions
“That’s cool I got mysteries to solve anyways”
This is the show summed up
not even a minute of watching this and i can already tell that this is waaay better than the show itself
why don't he make more of this? i be so curious how it plays out.
I mean it's a pretty low bar to start with 😂
Pfp gang
It’s always so hard to sit through these videos but they never disappoint 😂😂😂
I am 100% disgusted and scared when I watch these but I can’t look away lol. Watching a meat canyon video is a lot like watching a gory horror movie.
It's a lot easier than watching Velma on HBO I'll tell you that much.
@@milesmojave8223 cue * drum rimshot*
The dialogues in this one were so grotesque
I want meat canyon to do a reality tv style dbz parody where everyone is scared of goku and no one can stand up to him.
“Solve this mystery for the both of us” 😂😂😂
Didn’t realize Velma had a pretty baritone voice 😂
0:46 Did...did she just cut the cheese??
60 likes LMAO
Queef
GURL QUEEFED HELPP😭
This was incredibly uncomfortable to watch, and it's not only appropriate but fitting given the show itself. You're an absolute master at surreal parody and this just goes to show. 10/10.
"Can we all appreciate the amount of effort [Meat Canyon] puts into all of his videos?"
I just got through 0:53 of the video and it feels like a fever dream
dude this made my skin crawl
This has more character development in two minutes than the two episodes we've seen of the actual show
There's more emotion in Velma's voice in the first 20 seconds of this than the entirety of what's out now and probably far into season 2
The new reference each and every time were really the extra credit that gets this one the A+. 😅
when i first watched the video i didnt expect velma to have such a deep manly voice, adds more funny. i like it
1:00 hell nah I’m out
She kinda got caked
"BUT THE PANIC ATTACKS-" Had me dying
I keep coming back to watch this it has me in stiches every time!
"Stinky Jinkies"
💀
The way he doesn’t even REMOTELY change his voice is genius 😂
That is hilarious.
That's because She's a Lesbian. They ALL Sound like this.
“ I bet your bean is bigger than a scooby snack. Little beanie baby down there. “ this had me laughing till tears were rolling😂
stupid question but can you tell me what it meant, im not sure i get it
@@phae_c Bean is slang for clitoris. The more you know.
@@vic6564 i was thinking if it means that but was really not sure, thank u for explaining
@@phae_cahhh the innocence of youth.
@@phae_c oh you sweet summer child...