@deeznutz8320 that was a lifetime ago. Uve never made a mistake, hurt someone, done something u regretted? Ur hovering above us all in the clouds of heaven, aren't u?
Yeah. I'm the same way. I've had my trust taken advantage of or broken throughout my entire life and if a friend did that to me AFTER knowing how shitty people have been to me, it would be "game on". I would get fully sober, rested, recovered, cleaned up, find the person who did it, tell them "FUCK YOU FOR DOING THAT TO ME!!!", knock them the fuck out, and walk away from them forever. Practical jokes are one thing, but dosing someone that hard and WITHOUT their knowledge is dangerous and a complete violation of that person's consent and trust.
That's a true fking friend to drop everything he's doing come to your house in 5 minutes and take some Molly with you so you don't feel alone on the buzz is crazy amazing.
My brother slipped me acid like this when i was asleep!!!!! I woke up trippin and he was sitting in a chair by my bed and said " dont freak out its gonna be a good day " 😅😅😅😅😅
I know. Ari sounds like the dude who everybody hates at times but you look but at all the goofy/fun/crazy experiences you had cause of a guy like him and think it’s worth it
The ultimate gate keepers, promoting drug taking and talking about Joey Diaz as if he’s a God, the inversion is off the charts, and that beak on Ari - the man is the happy merchant meme IRL, MEN, if you’re watching these false idols stop right now, Jesus saves!
Ok drugging a friend unknowingly is not the greatest idea but Jesus they make it sound like it was a 50/50 chance of death. It’s a little MDMA. Once it gets going you’re gonna be so full of love and joy. No ego. Just want to dance and smile and have a blast and make sure others are having fun. You’ll be hyper aware of yourself and everything going on. You’ll remember everything vividly and when done with the right friends it’ll bring you closer together
Bert was taking medication for his blood pressure or cholesterol (probably both looking at him) at the time and was afraid of how the molly would react with it. But I agree, overblown reaction.
Bro, are you serious? Molly is a vasoconstrictor and can be cardiotoxic to the wrong person. Burt is massively overweight,on blood pressure meds (being on one drug that slows down your heart, and one that speeds it up is super dangerous) and an alcoholic. That is a recipe for disaster. The main take away from this is you don't drug people without their consent.
I second what old mate above me said, you gotta understand that alcoholics are "normal" on alcohol, like if you give a stoner a bong... They'll rip that shit and talk to you before exhaling Tolerances are weird AF
You buy booze at a store, and buy molly off a guy on the corner. Anything can get slipped into street drugs and all it takes is a lil of something extra to cause panic or worse. The dose was slipped into his drink , not offered, so learning you were drugged at your own home, in front of your kids, wife and other guests by a "friend" would put you in a major state of panic, on top of already being wound up from the drugs. Bert isn't a big hard drug guy. Ari is, so if Ari gave Bert a dose that's Ari's used to, but Bert isn't; can you imagine how sketched he'd be. Nothing worse then being too high in an environment where you shouldn't be.
Well Bert's an alcoholic on blood pressure meds and Ari slipped him METH-METH. MDMA is Methylenedioxy-methamphetamine. Meth cranks your heart to 19 out of 10.
@@juliancervantes2477 cant die, but i would arguen that an edible weed high is alot worse high for many people that can put some almost into psychosis than a small dosage pf molly. It also lasts longer.
A person may experience the intoxicating effects of MDMA within 45 minutes or so after taking a single dose. Those effects include an enhanced sense of well-being, increased extroversion, emotional warmth, empathy toward others, and a willingness to discuss emotionally-charged memories. In addition, people report enhanced sensory perception as a hallmark of the MDMA experience.
@@kennysung5068 dosing someone is obviously a horrible thing to do but after the first time of telling the story and you say it again to the same people at the same podcast it just seems like he enjoyed that it happend tbh.
@@SaggyMarley He obviously enjoyed it as it was molly. That doesn't make it right. I'm sure a lot of the way he is talking is to avoid conflict within the group. Everyone knows that what ari did was scummy and wrong. What if burt had a heart attack or stroke?
Joey taking the other half of the molly to comfort Bert is such a stand up thing to do. Joey is a class act
if anything more of a favor lol
He was prolly like fuck yeah sounds like I get some free molly
It wasn’t shit to Joey😂
plot twist: all he heard was "molly" and he thought it was party time
Berts joey impression is impeccable
If you watch him enough you realize there's 2 modes, soft and gentle Joey, and loud and violent Joey. Such a legend.
Facts he has one of the best Joey Diaz impressions I’ve heard
When he said “cocksucka you ain’t gonna die” you literally can’t tell the difference
Joey Diaz is an angel, a fucked up angel, but a fucking angel in the world.
Kidnapping people and shit such a sweetheart
@@deeznutz8320ppl change
@deeznutz8320 that was a lifetime ago. Uve never made a mistake, hurt someone, done something u regretted? Ur hovering above us all in the clouds of heaven, aren't u?
Joey Diaz is the angel we need , but don't deserve , a true hero
Man I could never forgive Ari if I were Bert. You never forget that shit
Yeah. I'm the same way.
I've had my trust taken advantage of or broken throughout my entire life and if a friend did that to me AFTER knowing how shitty people have been to me, it would be "game on".
I would get fully sober, rested, recovered, cleaned up, find the person who did it, tell them "FUCK YOU FOR DOING THAT TO ME!!!", knock them the fuck out, and walk away from them forever. Practical jokes are one thing, but dosing someone that hard and WITHOUT their knowledge is dangerous and a complete violation of that person's consent and trust.
What’s a bit of molly between friends, grow a pair
@@Naeshabby A freind wouldn't slip another freind drugs.
@@Naeshabby braindead idiot
@@Naeshabby I had friends who got in psychiatry after pooping Molly
I have no idea why anyone would hang out with Ari Shaffir.
I am genuinely surprised he doesn't have a case against him the type of dude to Cosby a chick
jews have a lot of connections
Free molly?
Kanye gonna fix that soon, supposedly...
Joey is a legend and a true friend.
That's a true fking friend to drop everything he's doing come to your house in 5 minutes and take some Molly with you so you don't feel alone on the buzz is crazy amazing.
Dont do that to Friends, its fucked up.
My brother slipped me acid like this when i was asleep!!!!! I woke up trippin and he was sitting in a chair by my bed and said " dont freak out its gonna be a good day " 😅😅😅😅😅
Everyone was so mad at Ari for this but they keep telling the story and sounds like they made some great memories
I know. Ari sounds like the dude who everybody hates at times but you look but at all the goofy/fun/crazy experiences you had cause of a guy like him and think it’s worth it
This is the shit that should be animated by Pauly toons
nobody ever drugs me..... my friends dont like me that much
Joe Diaz is a true friend, basically said fuck it were going to the loony pin together
Berts wife sounds like a fucking legend
So glad Bert told Ari to STFU this time
Imo Ari interrupting every two seconds was the big give away he is a predator
What episode was this
The ultimate gate keepers, promoting drug taking and talking about Joey Diaz as if he’s a God, the inversion is off the charts, and that beak on Ari - the man is the happy merchant meme IRL, MEN, if you’re watching these false idols stop right now, Jesus saves!
Ok drugging a friend unknowingly is not the greatest idea but Jesus they make it sound like it was a 50/50 chance of death. It’s a little MDMA. Once it gets going you’re gonna be so full of love and joy. No ego. Just want to dance and smile and have a blast and make sure others are having fun. You’ll be hyper aware of yourself and everything going on. You’ll remember everything vividly and when done with the right friends it’ll bring you closer together
Nope I think it was brets kids that made him regret it
Yeah, they make it sound like he got doses with fentanyl laced blow or something
Bert was taking medication for his blood pressure or cholesterol (probably both looking at him) at the time and was afraid of how the molly would react with it. But I agree, overblown reaction.
Bro, are you serious? Molly is a vasoconstrictor and can be cardiotoxic to the wrong person. Burt is massively overweight,on blood pressure meds (being on one drug that slows down your heart, and one that speeds it up is super dangerous) and an alcoholic. That is a recipe for disaster. The main take away from this is you don't drug people without their consent.
@@gingerroot8802 isnt coffee also a vasoconstrictor?
I'd be mad if someone slipped me alcohol.
Bert better be happy he has Joey to comfort him & Tom ready to whip Ari's ass til this day.
Can I get a real
Van wilder film about this like that Justin long accepted movie or entourage style
Is it just me or is it a little weird that he freaks out about being in front of his kids on molly but he is literally an alcoholic?
I second what old mate above me said, you gotta understand that alcoholics are "normal" on alcohol, like if you give a stoner a bong... They'll rip that shit and talk to you before exhaling
Tolerances are weird AF
His wife is a dream
There's so much in this story that I don't understand
Much better clips than this out there that explain it.
I get he was dosed but why does he act like some Molly will get him but booze doesn’t affect him 😂
Molly can be laced with shit. Bad batches have killed people
You buy booze at a store, and buy molly off a guy on the corner. Anything can get slipped into street drugs and all it takes is a lil of something extra to cause panic or worse. The dose was slipped into his drink , not offered, so learning you were drugged at your own home, in front of your kids, wife and other guests by a "friend" would put you in a major state of panic, on top of already being wound up from the drugs. Bert isn't a big hard drug guy. Ari is, so if Ari gave Bert a dose that's Ari's used to, but Bert isn't; can you imagine how sketched he'd be. Nothing worse then being too high in an environment where you shouldn't be.
Well Bert's an alcoholic on blood pressure meds and Ari slipped him METH-METH. MDMA is Methylenedioxy-methamphetamine. Meth cranks your heart to 19 out of 10.
I had a friend of mine who didn't get affected by alcohol till the point hè faints. Its weird i know but it does excist
Micky Mantle bro
Release the podcast
Jesus Christ he is still telling this story? It's been like 2 years
he’s been coasting off “the machine” story for like 12 years now.
ari saved this dudes career lol
Bert isnt a comedian hè tells the same story over and over again
It’s a good story. Y’all are clowns
Didn’t joey diaz dose Tom’s dad? Nobody cared about that. Also he’s lied a bunch og times when given edibles to Lee
Notice how both of those are weed? Can’t die from tree brother
@@juliancervantes2477 cant die, but i would arguen that an edible weed high is alot worse high for many people that can put some almost into psychosis than a small dosage pf molly. It also lasts longer.
@@juliancervantes2477 cant die. But can def get psychosis
Whole time Joey just wanted to get high
Okay. Serious question. Personally never have done anything more than Weed and an edible. What does Molly do to you?
A person may experience the intoxicating effects of MDMA within 45 minutes or so after taking a single dose. Those effects include an enhanced sense of well-being, increased extroversion, emotional warmth, empathy toward others, and a willingness to discuss emotionally-charged memories. In addition, people report enhanced sensory perception as a hallmark of the MDMA experience.
Ari needs to go
What the fuck does Ari bring to the table?
errrr, Molly?
unbelievably horribly subtitled, every sentence theres 5 mistakes
Dudes really acting like he got dosed with dmt or shrooms. 🙄
Oh yeah totally makes it okay
Molly can kill you if your not carefull
@@kennysung5068 dosing someone is obviously a horrible thing to do but after the first time of telling the story and you say it again to the same people at the same podcast it just seems like he enjoyed that it happend tbh.
@@SaggyMarley He obviously enjoyed it as it was molly. That doesn't make it right. I'm sure a lot of the way he is talking is to avoid conflict within the group. Everyone knows that what ari did was scummy and wrong. What if burt had a heart attack or stroke?
Joey is my top celebrity to meet. Just smoke and listen to the stories.
This makes me sad The Amazing Racist didn't end up how you'd expect.
Just listened to Ari's new special. Epic.
It’s not that good. Same tired Jewish jokes he’s been saying his whole career