DESTROYING THE FOREST | The Forest

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  • čas přidán 20. 12. 2020
  • It's safe to say that we are the undisputed kings of the island in The Forest. Except when we attempt an all-out attack on the enemy...
    EDITED BY ► / yofriendmarcus
    WADE ► / lordminion777
    BOB ► / muyskerm
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    Horror Outro ► / haunted
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  • @adventurefound
    @adventurefound Před 3 lety +8619

    Meanwhile, somewhere else on the Island, poor little Timmy celebrates his 21st birthday with Esmerelda, the number 1 famous cannibal stripper in all of Plane Crash Island. During the celebrations, he pauses, just for a moment, to shed a single tear, for the sorrow, and neglect he has endured, all these years, after being FORGOTTEN by ALL 3 of his Fathers, who, rumour has it, abandonned him for locking wooden doors, a very nice blueberry garden plot, and an inside log cart.

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 Před 3 lety +365

      Wow a comment that actually took some thought I'm surprised usually we're all braindead here

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 Před 3 lety +113

      @@boomeronet7888 are you okay hun

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 Před 3 lety +195

      @@willbe3043 hun I'm dying
      Also yes I was just saying that 95% of comments are "When.... [timestamp]" and I like that this isn't one of those

    • @giornogiovani3769
      @giornogiovani3769 Před 3 lety +14

      @@willbe3043 e

    • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
      @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai Před 3 lety +207

      Look, it’s a _very nice_ blueberry garden plot, okay?

  • @nelloed
    @nelloed Před 3 lety +20335

    i love the fact they’re just enjoying the survival aspect of the game and just completely forgot about the son lmaoooo

    • @tropyleon928
      @tropyleon928 Před 3 lety +723

      i wanna see theyre face when they see a mutant

    • @GreatMCGamer
      @GreatMCGamer Před 3 lety +1198

      It took a friend of mine to drag me into the correct cave for me to actually find the son.
      Before that, I had played 200 game days in singleplayer enjoying myself.

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Před 3 lety +1200

      game is called the forest not the son so understandable

    • @truefoxtrot
      @truefoxtrot Před 3 lety +499

      Nothing of value was lost on this nice island trip

    • @dimasarya8815
      @dimasarya8815 Před 3 lety +97

      the son?

  • @jamesfrazier9360
    @jamesfrazier9360 Před 3 lety +4947

    “Sometimes you’re so incredibly smart and clever and visionary, and then sometimes you don’t press E to climb down the rope.”
    -Wade to Mark

  • @MartiniMouse
    @MartiniMouse Před 3 lety +9629

    What I learned in this episode
    Mark: the industry
    Bob: the artistry
    Wade: the audacity

  • @Mitaka-Asa
    @Mitaka-Asa Před 3 lety +9369

    Wade: "you're the most brilliant dumb person I know".
    Ethan: "You're the smartest dumb guy I've ever met".
    Sean: "I'm not sure if he's a genius or moron".

    • @kairus6327
      @kairus6327 Před 3 lety +435

      I can't believe you remembered Sean's comment 😂 props

    • @LokiC_713
      @LokiC_713 Před 3 lety +82

      I wanna like this but you have 69 likes 😂

    • @mihanni2214
      @mihanni2214 Před 3 lety +67

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @powermonkey346
      @powermonkey346 Před 3 lety +56

      Give it some time and he’ll be drowning in likes

    • @dumbass762
      @dumbass762 Před 3 lety +390

      @@kairus6327 Nah man, if ur a real fan u would remember the "OH MY GOD! YOUR LETTING THE DUMBEST PERSON GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING" XD

  • @Timotheuster
    @Timotheuster Před 3 lety +3334

    “It’s staying up so it resets your clooock!”
    Me at 4am:

  • @jbwarner8626
    @jbwarner8626 Před 3 lety +4717

    Mark: "136 LOGS?! We're not building that!"
    Also Mark: **builds that**

  • @tortuguista1058
    @tortuguista1058 Před 3 lety +3004

    Bob and his son are the opposite of Marlin and Nemo

  • @rafaelglopezroman1110
    @rafaelglopezroman1110 Před 3 lety +4963

    Mark fights an army of cannibals in hard difficulty: *Survives*
    Mark builds a cabin: *Dies Twice*
    He trully is worthy of the tittle dumbest smartest person

  • @imnotben
    @imnotben Před 3 lety +9606

    Bob's kid: "I know my dad will save me, any second now".

  • @EzekiesAcheron
    @EzekiesAcheron Před 3 lety +4049

    "The speed at which thoughts form, is quicker than it used to be, but the quality of the thoughts have really gone downhill." - Markiplier 2020
    The most accurate statement in the world

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 Před 3 lety +3876

    Wade: "I'm not a squirrel"
    A few episodes ago:
    Mark, chasing a squirrel: "There's some kind of a weird animal"
    Wade: *"That's just me"*

  • @Lone_Zer0
    @Lone_Zer0 Před 3 lety +6035

    “DESTROYING THE FOREST”
    Now this is what we expected to happen

    • @katrabbit
      @katrabbit Před 3 lety +3

      mark would play a really good pollution monster from FernGully

    • @lyamschuss8786
      @lyamschuss8786 Před 3 lety +2

      The factory must grown... wait, wrong game

    • @CrazyHawkeComics
      @CrazyHawkeComics Před 3 lety +3

      When I saw the title I thought they were gonna do something stupid like make a mistake with the bonfire and burn down the forest... I was wrong.

    • @tommyfoy2040
      @tommyfoy2040 Před 3 lety

      @@ivyfrancis2268 à

    • @tokyoto1
      @tokyoto1 Před 3 lety

      @NAFISA RIJA cos they deleted their comment obv 🤦‍♂️

  • @Allstar1080
    @Allstar1080 Před 3 lety +7544

    They make a bonfire, y'know, the one that is a beacon to the cannibals, y'know, the one that sends a game script to force cannibals to go to their base. Genius.

    • @sioan6673
      @sioan6673 Před 3 lety +1452

      How else are they gonna get more bone armor babey 😎

    • @peebledeeble
      @peebledeeble Před 3 lety +544

      yeah, this is big brain time

    • @Allstar1080
      @Allstar1080 Před 3 lety +687

      @LittleDrowskie Cannibals do actually have a route through there going along the coastline and cutting through the cliffs they built under, and showing up at the right side door of their base, the route is farther away from their base, so they might not get much attention, but with the bonfire the radius of detection grows, and the cannibal route can then see them. No where is safe in this game, unless you are on one of the outskirts islands.

    • @aceancheta829
      @aceancheta829 Před 3 lety +559

      it does W H A T

    • @PROF_X_MAN
      @PROF_X_MAN Před 3 lety +256

      @@aceancheta829 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D Před 3 lety +1255

    That just really shows the difference between Mark and Bob.
    "You found a pot?"
    "You found weed?!"

    • @S0AP57
      @S0AP57 Před 2 lety +8

      I have not watched that part yet but I already know mark said “you found weed?!”

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D Před 2 lety +6

      @@S0AP57 Yeah... I can't remember because I watched this video so long ago (and my memory is that of a goldfish with dimentia,) but I just have a feeling.

    • @S0AP57
      @S0AP57 Před 2 lety +4

      @@5H4TT3R3D nope I was wrong lol

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D Před 2 lety +1

      @@S0AP57 Oh. Then I was, too!

    • @S0AP57
      @S0AP57 Před 2 lety +1

      @@5H4TT3R3D u where right -v-

  • @renranger2135
    @renranger2135 Před 3 lety +370

    So first, they luck out finding the safest part on the island.
    Then, they build a giant fire that is pretty much signaling all the cannibals.
    And then Mark knocks down one of their walls?

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 3 lety +3360

    Mark... please practice hunting.

  • @tulipnulip6053
    @tulipnulip6053 Před 3 lety +4743

    Why is Wade so relatable?
    "Forests are for idiots and squirrels."
    "And I ain't no squirrel"
    Edit: sorry to edit this one! Thanks for the likes people, and have a great day :)

  • @tobiasmattsson9285
    @tobiasmattsson9285 Před 3 lety +560

    2:21 Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the editor went frame by frame, painstakingly keying out marks webcam behind his characters arm just for the bit

  • @babydai5472
    @babydai5472 Před 3 lety +279

    Mark: That's Thor's axe please be careful
    Wade: Ah, Mjolnax
    Stormbreaker: _Cries in axe_

    • @peterjackson6011
      @peterjackson6011 Před 3 lety +1

      Better name, honestly. Marvel dropped the ball on that.

    • @babydai5472
      @babydai5472 Před 3 lety +4

      @@peterjackson6011 Kinda agree! It sounds more fun but Stormbreaker does sound badass imo. Though it's not Marvel's fault haha, Stormbreaker has been around for a while in Thor's comics

    • @peterjackson6011
      @peterjackson6011 Před 3 lety +2

      @@babydai5472 haha yeah, that's the Marvel I meant. The comic writers who came up with the idea. I can understand how my comment might have sounded misleading, though.

    • @noelleholiday61
      @noelleholiday61 Před rokem +8

      So y'all just pretending Norse mythology doesn't exist now, ight

  • @dillymac8656
    @dillymac8656 Před 3 lety +2464

    Bob: “They dont cross the water, right?”
    Mark: **demon summoning**

  • @captainrick4513
    @captainrick4513 Před 3 lety +4349

    Mark: "Hey, let's go in the cave next episode."
    *Proceeds to not go into the cave.*

    • @BlueJayGaming
      @BlueJayGaming Před 3 lety +80

      this is a vod of their stream so for them it's still technically "the next episode"

    • @ChakatStripedfur
      @ChakatStripedfur Před 3 lety +12

      @@dakotasnyder7111 Where is it? I know of Mark's Twitch channel, is it different than that?

    • @dakotasnyder7111
      @dakotasnyder7111 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ChakatStripedfur nah just typing "Markiplier Vods HD" should be able to find it on CZcams

    • @fabianakbarnugraha4369
      @fabianakbarnugraha4369 Před 3 lety +31

      @@dakotasnyder7111 I think it's actually a fan account rather than Mark's official vod account. Cuz earlier in this exact stream (the talking/podcast part) Mark and the guys called out the people that's been uploading these vods on CZcams

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka Před 3 lety +27

      @@dakotasnyder7111: Please, don't support or recommend channels that re-upload Mark's content without his permission. Mark himself said he doesn't like when people do that and that they should go to his Twitch channel instead if they want to see the entire VOD's.

  • @cojay_19
    @cojay_19 Před rokem +290

    my second time watching this series, watching them beginning to build the cabin is filling me with dread now lol

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene Před 7 měsíci +6

      Same here.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před 4 měsíci +14

      It’s like watching the best moments of a character form a show who you know is going to die

    • @zoidbergthebabyjesus1606
      @zoidbergthebabyjesus1606 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Hi, watching for the first time, and AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGH?

    • @Sinsivity
      @Sinsivity Před 3 měsíci

      😂

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Před 2 lety +209

    Timmy: "you guys will be sorry when my dad comes to save me"
    Bob: "the bigger the mass the faster the ass!" [Continues building fort nox]

  • @App1_e
    @App1_e Před 3 lety +2159

    “Let’s find a cave!”
    *Chops trees and jumps from cliffs*
    Next episode: “Let’s find a cave!”
    *Probably dies*

    • @josephvagnier9643
      @josephvagnier9643 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, that’ll send them to a cave

    • @dd_clipz
      @dd_clipz Před 3 lety +3

      As a forrest player, i can confirm this mentality

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar Před 3 lety +3

      Oh, someone dies when they go in the caves alright. :D

    • @Winter5587
      @Winter5587 Před 3 lety

      some_ones,_ more precisely :>

  • @papetato1097
    @papetato1097 Před 3 lety +1993

    Normal person when they fall down a hill: Ow I'm dying
    Mark when he "falls" down a hill: IT'S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY

  • @Travis2263
    @Travis2263 Před 3 lety +407

    I love how Wade is following Mark and when Mark sees something he is like "OhOhOh GoOd LuCk WaDe" and ditches him 😂

  • @mishyfushiko5175
    @mishyfushiko5175 Před 3 lety +212

    Wade : "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know"
    Reminds me of Jack's "I don't know if he's a genius or a moron" on Among Us XD

  • @spoopyspore173
    @spoopyspore173 Před 3 lety +2656

    The red paint makes you where the cannibals wont attack you.

    • @allenbreault8749
      @allenbreault8749 Před 3 lety +82

      Smoort

    • @theoriginalzem5
      @theoriginalzem5 Před 3 lety +85

      And nobody ever gets the information out wait how tf does that work pls explain how paint stops cannibals unless its lead or smells deadly

    • @alexfernandez0504
      @alexfernandez0504 Před 3 lety +208

      @@theoriginalzem5 Probably just creating the illusion that they are cannibals covered in blood

    • @oneoddcanadian9468
      @oneoddcanadian9468 Před 3 lety +98

      @@theoriginalzem5 explain how the trees cut themselves into logs

    • @stinkygoingout4074
      @stinkygoingout4074 Před 3 lety +68

      @@theoriginalzem5 supposedly the leaders of the tribes wear red

  • @sairiel344
    @sairiel344 Před 3 lety +2889

    Mark: Puts down a Bonfire
    Canibals: The Beacons are lit the Forest calls for aid

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 Před 3 lety +56

      The cannibals are all Aragorn?

    • @thisguybernie4239
      @thisguybernie4239 Před 3 lety +38

      There drawn to the bonfire that’s the joke

    • @vincentjohnson3462
      @vincentjohnson3462 Před 3 lety +55

      And the cannibals will answer! Muster the cannibal army!

    • @bigmac3524
      @bigmac3524 Před 3 lety +6

      Lord of the rings reference lmfao

    • @juns4464
      @juns4464 Před 3 lety +19

      @@vincentjohnson3462 The Cannibalry!

  • @lollipop518
    @lollipop518 Před 2 lety +141

    23:29
    Wade: “if you build a lift, maybe you can lift the log sled up there”
    Me, who’s seen the bridge building episode: “about that…”

    • @lucassmax5888
      @lucassmax5888 Před rokem +1

      spoiled it
      spoiled it
      spoiled it
      spoiled it

  • @troodontalon5990
    @troodontalon5990 Před 3 lety +99

    Therapist: "Vision Wade isn't real. He can't hurt you."
    Vision Wade: 18:15

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 Před 3 lety +2943

    Bob: “Forests are for idiots and squirrels.”
    Mark: “Yeah, man!”
    Wade: “And I’m not a squirrel.”
    Wade is funnier than I will ever be.

  • @dergderg1471
    @dergderg1471 Před 3 lety +5321

    My dad doesn't normally watch Markiplier with me, but The Forest series has made him laugh MULTIPLE times in each of the videos. Feel the achievement good sir Markiplier.

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc Před 3 lety +113

      I did not expect to lose it this much. 😂🤣😂 And the game mechanics make it funnier, like how his lighter stays lit all the way down the rope-he-forgot-to-grab. Oh and The Bounce. 😂🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @aceancheta829
      @aceancheta829 Před 3 lety +27

      just wanna say i got your comment to 69 likes

    • @furybenton5065
      @furybenton5065 Před 3 lety +13

      @@aceancheta829 Oh my god! You got his likes to 69?! You- Sthu. Please.

    • @funnyname6169
      @funnyname6169 Před 3 lety +14

      @@furybenton5065 if you don’t think it’s funny that’s fine but other people do, so have a taste of your own medicine and stfu

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 2 lety +3

      show respect this is a king you are talking about. LONG LIVE THE KING!

  • @divingdays
    @divingdays Před 2 lety +54

    I love how markiplier goes from gathering rocks to murder so quickly without a single change in facial features

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +155

    Bob: "Forests are for idiots and squirrels."
    Me: "But isn't Mark king of the squirrels?"

  • @DancingNinja98
    @DancingNinja98 Před 3 lety +4241

    "I've never killed a deer with my bare hands so who am I to judge their AI" - Muyskerm, 2020. I want this cross-stitched on a pillow.

  • @cheesyboi657
    @cheesyboi657 Před 3 lety +3941

    Forest: exists
    Markiplier: “No”

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 3 lety +2

      Yep

    • @motordragon1975
      @motordragon1975 Před 3 lety +3

      That... didn’t take long.

    • @daycoremusic69
      @daycoremusic69 Před 3 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 3 lety +4

      To b fair, with my friends we nicknamed this game "The-forestation" (The pronounced british-style "De")

    • @LeviGraberVlogs81
      @LeviGraberVlogs81 Před 3 lety +2

      If you want, y’all should check out my recent videos we brought a couch with skateboard wheels on it to the skatepark and drop in and it fails completely and crushes my friend 😂subscribe if you like it!

  • @TheHorde451
    @TheHorde451 Před 2 lety +60

    Bob totally predicted the log cabin being destroyed 18:20

  • @Xurnalea
    @Xurnalea Před 3 lety +152

    tyler: "im the smartest among us"
    that is a low bar to clear.

    • @Agent_chees
      @Agent_chees Před 2 lety

      DONT LIE TO ME SUSSY BAKA

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 Před 2 lety +3

      I mean i get where tylers getting at.. he seems like the type of serious guy with a ton of iq. Im like tyler irl. High iq but having trouble communicating sometimes and i kinda get him. Having no confidence can make you seem real dumb when its the other way around.. usually.. kind of makes you black out and when you actually wanna say something real clever it just sounds dumb to others. You cant see that confident side of him though when hes on camera cuz hes just too shy. Mark says that tyler can be very different

    • @mabdal
      @mabdal Před rokem +1

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 well when you think you have high iq then you just have a big ego

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 Před rokem

      @@mabdal in some scenarios yes. But not just everyone is qualified to judge that.

  • @burgerham3278
    @burgerham3278 Před 3 lety +823

    Cannibals: Looks at Mark and Runs away
    Mark: So I took it personally

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 Před 3 lety +966

    “Dude, the forest is for idiots and squirrels”
    Mark is king of the squirrels. Know your place

    • @jessieridgeway8334
      @jessieridgeway8334 Před 3 lety +4

      He does.

    • @jessieridgeway8334
      @jessieridgeway8334 Před 3 lety

      @Miguel Messina LOL

    • @beepboop8361
      @beepboop8361 Před 3 lety +8

      @@technoraver99 ....what

    • @MrsNotorials
      @MrsNotorials Před 3 lety +10

      @@technoraver99
      You aight there hon?

    • @dykrev
      @dykrev Před 3 lety +9

      @Miguel Messina I'm sorry to say it, but that isn't a bot, that's just some religious nut. They should be reported for spam all the same though.

  • @thatonecatwiththetophat
    @thatonecatwiththetophat Před 3 lety +55

    I think the reason it takes forever to kill someone with the slingshot is that before you were using big boi rocks, and now you're using smol rocks.

    • @artwithlaur
      @artwithlaur Před rokem +1

      I don't think you can slingshot big rocks. It kills a one shot when you get a headshot and I think that's why he thought it was better than it was

  • @MegaMetroGirl
    @MegaMetroGirl Před 2 lety +72

    25:50 Tyler is the SECOND smartest member of their friend group, with Amy being ahead by like a MILE

  • @bluecrown8956
    @bluecrown8956 Před 3 lety +705

    "I dont think deers are like that in real life"
    Deers irl: *Stands and stare at the cool metal thing with wheels coming at them at 140 miles per hour*

    • @thethirdkagamine7626
      @thethirdkagamine7626 Před 3 lety +42

      @Vance Jacobs California or any state that sucks

    • @c6rn6g2k1d
      @c6rn6g2k1d Před 3 lety +50

      @@thethirdkagamine7626 As a Californian, I can confirm that it does indeed *suck*, so don't come here... the place is poorly governed, san Francisco has a massive homeless problem, and I think at one point one city declared bankruptcy. Don't. Come. Here. This is for your own good.

    • @Thefinalrecompense
      @Thefinalrecompense Před 3 lety +29

      The lights blind them and the sounds pitch busts their eardrums paralyzing them

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 Před 3 lety +8

      @@c6rn6g2k1d trust me, we weren't planning on it

    • @erinshipinski7332
      @erinshipinski7332 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Thefinalrecompense wasn’t it that the headlights stun them?

  • @ubutbetter4635
    @ubutbetter4635 Před 3 lety +637

    *"The bigger the mass the faster the a$$"*
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 Před 3 lety +11

      High school year book quotes.

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev Před 3 lety +2

      - Albert Einstein (probably)

    • @ubutbetter4635
      @ubutbetter4635 Před 3 lety

      @@mityakiselev technically Bob is Albert Einstein,he's a genius,a comedic genius

    • @junmarcbacani7827
      @junmarcbacani7827 Před 3 lety

      I was just reading this comment just as Bob says that

  • @MartiniMouse
    @MartiniMouse Před 3 lety +98

    Wade: Mark, do you know how to blow glass?
    Me: *laughs in unus annus*

  • @whiteskullz
    @whiteskullz Před 3 lety +60

    This turned into an unedited "Let's Game It Out" video real fast.
    "What kind of ridiculously sized structure can we build today?"

    • @Krill_Phil
      @Krill_Phil Před rokem +1

      Greetings fellow “Hey there it’s Josh, welcome back to Let’s Game It Out” fan •3•

    • @LSUbandfan3275
      @LSUbandfan3275 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Imagine if Josh, Mark, Bob, and Wade did a play through together

  • @fauxfur6506
    @fauxfur6506 Před 3 lety +1565

    “I used to build decks”
    *and that’s when ethan became a man*

  • @MrShadowtopaz
    @MrShadowtopaz Před 3 lety +673

    Mark: “Let’s go to the caves!”
    This Video: Almost 30 minutes of chopping down trees.

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 Před 3 lety +191

    Wade, of course he knows how to blow glass, don't you remember?
    Memento mori.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon Před 3 lety +5

      Momento mori, friend.

    • @enderquotary392
      @enderquotary392 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Owen.Fallon eG

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon Před 3 lety

      @@enderquotary392 wowza, how’d you get your profile to animate?

    • @enderquotary392
      @enderquotary392 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Owen.Fallon I made it about 4 or 5 years ago and never changed it. This is a feat that no other person can achieve anymore. The power I hold is immense. Let my animated profile picture shine above all others.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon Před 3 lety +4

      @@enderquotary392 all hail! All hail!

  • @frank.d6907
    @frank.d6907 Před 3 lety +28

    11:12
    Mark: Poking the ground
    Squirrel: Yo waddup fam
    Mark: *Mission Objective: Annihilate Squirrel*

  • @caitlinbrannelly6037
    @caitlinbrannelly6037 Před 3 lety +410

    **Builds a wicked protective fort**
    **they all die by their house more than actually being outside**

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 Před 3 lety +41

      The funny thing is the walls are too short to prevent the cannibals from just jumping them (they need to be at least 3 layers high), the only reason they haven't been attacked yet is because of the river.

  • @dexterbigx740
    @dexterbigx740 Před 3 lety +1086

    Bob: We're being RESPONSIBLE sled owners.
    Mark: gONnA RiDe tHIs OfF a CliFf.

  • @obeseus6203
    @obeseus6203 Před 3 lety +28

    Mark: “Why are you almost dead?”
    Bob: “I dunno”

  • @oblivion1924
    @oblivion1924 Před 3 lety +27

    18:58 the most inspiring quote ever

  • @Cpmac
    @Cpmac Před 3 lety +1088

    “BoDY FirE THIs a NORmaL ThiNG To dO”

  • @ConfuseTheMasses
    @ConfuseTheMasses Před 3 lety +316

    "Isn't it nice to have something to focus your efforts on?"
    The literal kidnapped child: -_-

    • @anonymous_shibe7848
      @anonymous_shibe7848 Před 3 lety

      if you don’t save him for 100 in game days, you get an achievement called “Bad Father”.
      Nothing happens, it’s just funny. I know the achievement is on ps4, I dunno about pc.

    • @PurpleBoy-ow5nu
      @PurpleBoy-ow5nu Před 3 lety

      they were all "you know? let's leave him, these complete strangers are better than him, he's probably already dead lol"

  • @d00mboy13
    @d00mboy13 Před 2 lety +16

    "Hulkiplier Hogan can't hurt you he's not real"
    Hulkiplier Hogan: 25:05

  • @renranger2135
    @renranger2135 Před 3 lety +28

    3:27 “Good luck man!”
    “DONT LEEEEAVE!”

  • @penelopeskaggs5563
    @penelopeskaggs5563 Před 3 lety +934

    the guys: "Let's go to a cave!"
    Also the guys: *Does literally everything else.*

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 Před 3 lety +21

      Me and the boys avoiding responsibility cuz we wanna build a house and defy physics

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 Před 3 lety +9

      They're not prepared,
      They barely have any armor and weaopons
      Plus there are creepy mutants in caves, which are stronger than normal mutants (cannibals)

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 Před 3 lety +5

      @@daybreak4103 Oh, yeah. I've been following this game pretty closely over the years, so I know pretty well what's down there.

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 Před 3 lety +2

      @@josefzalusky7307 some kind of laboratory called the Sahara?

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 Před 3 lety +1

      @@daybreak4103 Um. I'm sorry, I don't follow. I also don't actually know how the game ends, so that might be a new(er) development. A lab would certainly explain all the abominations.

  • @metothemoon1227
    @metothemoon1227 Před 3 lety +1734

    *"A meme in the morning makes the tears stop pouring."*

  • @obeseus6203
    @obeseus6203 Před 3 lety +24

    Bob out of context would be the funniest video ever

  • @Vltcrackcodm
    @Vltcrackcodm Před 3 lety +62

    Can we get a RIP for the lizard that got trapped in the fort?

  • @StarstormAnimations
    @StarstormAnimations Před 3 lety +414

    "We're all pretty smart, how did we end up where we are?"
    *Wade, we're not ready for this discussion.*

  • @mayochupenjoyer
    @mayochupenjoyer Před 3 lety +384

    “What’s the password?”
    “...Bloobz”
    “No.”
    “Press Me Up Against The Wall”
    *unlocks *

    • @xx2birds1stonexx45
      @xx2birds1stonexx45 Před 3 lety +2

      Time stamp?

    • @mothertrucker7872
      @mothertrucker7872 Před 3 lety +2

      @@xx2birds1stonexx45 7:34

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 Před 3 lety +2

      I looked at the replies, saw one, closed it, then was like “what was that profile picture?” And re-opened it to see a new response to the first reply.
      1 second ago.

    • @mothertrucker7872
      @mothertrucker7872 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dreeg1896 oh. That’s pretty cool lmao 😂 I’ve never done that before. I’ve gotten close a couple times tho but they were like from a minute ago.

    • @znoxr
      @znoxr Před 3 lety +1

      @@mothertrucker7872 LOL that happened to me alot of times

  • @Grady1285
    @Grady1285 Před 3 lety +31

    26:13 "The speed at which thoughts form is quicker than it used to be, but the quality of the thoughts have REALLY gone downhill"
    ADHD at its' finest

  • @TheGentleman104
    @TheGentleman104 Před 3 lety +21

    I love how Mark never noticed the log sled flying through the air. But noticed it going vertical in the ground

  • @brambleblaster
    @brambleblaster Před 3 lety +588

    Wade's desperate "DON'T LEAAVE!" was actually kinda scary.

  • @ivanyengovya3994
    @ivanyengovya3994 Před 3 lety +754

    “Forests are for idiots” - a man who is currently in a forest

  • @kathrynhoward4196
    @kathrynhoward4196 Před 2 lety +5

    1:44 Bob accidentally destroys the campfire
    2:02 the replacement bonfire is humorously anticlimactic; Bob then catches on fire
    3:20-4:28 Mark and Wade have an unfortunate encounter with the locals
    4:33 Bob spooks
    7:12 Mark is locked out
    7:41 the Cabin Saga begins
    9:26 "And I'm not a squirrel."
    11:41 axes
    16:25 Mark burps
    18:22 Mark fucks up the sled, then fixes it
    19:25 Mark gets launched by the sled
    22:09 Mark falls down the rope
    23:06 "sometimes you don't press E"
    26:10 "quality of thoughts has gone downhill"

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 3 lety +25

    Wade legit called Storm Breaker "Mjoraxe".
    And I legit just called Bob "Wade".

  • @JayJayJyeBoy
    @JayJayJyeBoy Před 3 lety +455

    Game: 'The Forest''
    Mark: *_i don't think so_*

    • @PurpleBoy-ow5nu
      @PurpleBoy-ow5nu Před 3 lety +7

      now it's: "The Lorax Movie but in a Video Game that three complete idiots (that was a joke, don't hate me) constantly get sidetracked with building the biggest fucking things they can find"

    • @gigabit6226
      @gigabit6226 Před 3 lety +5

      Now it's just
      _"The"_

  • @heidenrxslein
    @heidenrxslein Před 3 lety +572

    “Next episode we’ll go into the cave!”
    Cabin: Well that was a lie

  • @thebreadking2667
    @thebreadking2667 Před 3 lety +34

    19:50
    The laws of physics do not apply to the all powerful markiplier

  • @clownsupreme
    @clownsupreme Před 3 lety +57

    wade: did u ever blow glass?
    how quickly they forget [REDACTED]

    • @aaaaaaabutyt
      @aaaaaaabutyt Před 3 lety

      yea still don't know how they forgot unus annus

    • @fanaticfandom2033
      @fanaticfandom2033 Před 3 lety +3

      @@aaaaaaabutyt do not speak of the dead, it is disrespectful.
      This is satire please don’t kill me

    • @aaaaaaabutyt
      @aaaaaaabutyt Před 3 lety

      @@fanaticfandom2033 so basically i can't talk about like my dead family members or pets?

    • @fanaticfandom2033
      @fanaticfandom2033 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aaaaaaabutyt oh no, I’m so sorry, that’s not at all what I mean. It was meant to be satire, or a joke, and not to be taken seriously. Again, I’m so sorry

    • @aaaaaaabutyt
      @aaaaaaabutyt Před 3 lety +1

      @@fanaticfandom2033 alright, have a good day mann

  • @TheLastGamer327
    @TheLastGamer327 Před 3 lety +1157

    Mark: Shiver: "I hate caves."
    Mark: The Forest: "Let's find a cave!"

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder Před 3 lety +12

      I think it's because he has friends along.

  • @KnyazArminius
    @KnyazArminius Před 3 lety +459

    "Do you blow glass"
    anybody who remembers knows

  • @Soundish_Wave
    @Soundish_Wave Před 2 lety +12

    "You broke down a wall, just to fall off the edge of a 50 foot balcony! Think, Mark!"
    -Omniwade

  • @falcox5064
    @falcox5064 Před 3 lety +21

    No the password is "happy birthday"

  • @mikeshearer8441
    @mikeshearer8441 Před 3 lety +2965

    You’re supposed to chop down the stumps as well. The natives don’t like seeing the trees being chopped down and will become more hostile over time. Also, it’s too late now, but if you don’t fight the natives then they will be less aggressive. If you just use a stick and defend their attacks, eventually you can walk among them with minimal conflict, if any.

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok Před 3 lety +488

      Seams like a good set up for an alternate ending for the game actually. I THINK there’s only one though.

    • @ajj2392
      @ajj2392 Před 3 lety +252

      seems boring
      how'll you get bone armor then?

    • @GH05TL1GHT5
      @GH05TL1GHT5 Před 3 lety +131

      Yeah but what's the fun in that?

    • @someonehere2897
      @someonehere2897 Před 3 lety +83

      But, death

    • @nerojewelyus7935
      @nerojewelyus7935 Před 3 lety +56

      @@MrMaradok Two endings

  • @mikaellarsson2204
    @mikaellarsson2204 Před 3 lety +533

    “I’m gonna ride this bad boy down to the bottom floor”
    Famous last words
    19:30

    • @d00d68
      @d00d68 Před 3 lety +4

      Haha, that made my day.

    • @BigVince80bce
      @BigVince80bce Před 3 lety +2

      Assassins creed eagle screech

    • @d3athcr4ft11
      @d3athcr4ft11 Před 3 lety +3

      an excellent demonstration of the forest physics.

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok Před 3 lety +2

      I guarantee that’s gonna be animated at some point! 😂

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 Před 3 lety +2

      I really wanna see this from a different perspective 😂

  • @thecrazylucario
    @thecrazylucario Před 3 lety +19

    6:06 cursed

  • @tmr3volver
    @tmr3volver Před 3 lety +13

    3:46
    [Wade will remember that]

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 Před 3 lety +482

    Wade: "Did you happen to blow glass by any chance?"
    4.5 million people: *wade why*

    • @FruitHat1937
      @FruitHat1937 Před 3 lety +28

      Memories are to be remembered not in sadness, but fondness of the past

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe Před 3 lety +3

      Fr tho

    • @matthewgangemi1445
      @matthewgangemi1445 Před 3 lety +12

      Memento Mori

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ Před 3 lety +2

      Can you imagine if they really did tho😔

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern Před 3 lety +4

      *looks back fondly with music playing in the background*

  • @shlagmite3653
    @shlagmite3653 Před 3 lety +605

    Here’s a tip: You can use a spear to cut down the small trees that give you sticks and it’s a lot faster.

    • @lauritsredant7685
      @lauritsredant7685 Před 3 lety +32

      Also a tip: you can use a zipline to transport logs. Quick, easy and fun to watch.

    • @mve121
      @mve121 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ritawant1063 no

    • @crystalmath9369
      @crystalmath9369 Před 3 lety +1

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х aw hell...naw

    • @OfficialCharles
      @OfficialCharles Před 3 lety +4

      Using the repair tool is even better.

    • @kzunarii
      @kzunarii Před 3 lety +2

      I think mark not gonna see this comment

  • @sharethevoix
    @sharethevoix Před 3 lety +15

    24:57
    Don’t mind me, just a personal time stamp for reliving Bob’s apparent Hulk Hogan voice.

  • @inferno3211
    @inferno3211 Před 2 lety +12

    "Your the smartest dumb guy I've met"
    Mark: "Yeah, it's big brain time"

  • @sugarplumchum7329
    @sugarplumchum7329 Před 3 lety +684

    mark: “i am a genius”
    also mark: doesn’t press E

    • @slip2i876
      @slip2i876 Před 3 lety +22

      Queue E meme

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 Před 3 lety +17

      Big brain time and E are two separate memes. You can't expect him to have both at the same time.

    • @rhylinzux
      @rhylinzux Před 3 lety +2

      Lord Farquad. E. E. E!

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rhylinzux u mean Farquad-Iplier. E. E. E!

  • @gingerlicious6188
    @gingerlicious6188 Před 3 lety +862

    Wade: "Did you by chance ever blow glass?"
    Me: *waiting for Mark to mention that he and Ethan did in Unus Annus*

    • @coolkirk1701
      @coolkirk1701 Před 3 lety +84

      Mark: you know i was a deckbuilder
      My mind: doo doo doo its my belt tour.

    • @memepool22
      @memepool22 Před 3 lety +18

      That never happened

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri Před 3 lety +29

      As mark said the channel is gone. They wont mention it

    • @MisoStorm
      @MisoStorm Před 3 lety +13

      Can’t talk about a channel that doesn’t exist...

    • @akumuking2826
      @akumuking2826 Před 3 lety +3

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING OMG

  • @sunfish9341
    @sunfish9341 Před 3 lety +6

    never would've thought quarantine would have me watch these three literally cut down trees for half an hour and think it's the best thing I've seen all week

  • @stillakilla3598
    @stillakilla3598 Před rokem +23

    Best quote of 2021, *"The bigger the mass, the faster the ass."*

  • @potatoman426
    @potatoman426 Před 3 lety +511

    Anyone gonna tell him the only thing that sling shot can really kill is rabbits and lizards. Or we gonna let him keep his fun time shooty time with it

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC Před 3 lety +16

      and birbs

    • @samanthagerbrandt7543
      @samanthagerbrandt7543 Před 3 lety +26

      Just let him keep thinking that he can use it lmao

    • @ashutran06
      @ashutran06 Před 3 lety +12

      As the penguins said smile and wave boys smile and wave. however should we tell them there's a higher capacity to the wood logs, stones, and sticks

    • @UnknownPeach
      @UnknownPeach Před 3 lety +1

      nah lets let him have fun with that slingshot

    • @efox4028
      @efox4028 Před 3 lety

      shhhh he will hear you

  • @ariesblessing
    @ariesblessing Před 3 lety +571

    1) When chopping trees, move in a circle around the tree while chopping for faster tree fall.
    2) Paint is to blend in with the tribe people so they dont kill you as fast.
    Like so Mark can see this.

    • @windflier1684
      @windflier1684 Před 3 lety +46

      they are all wrong lol.
      1) The angle where you are chopping has nothing affect on the trees at all, the tree has certain amount of "hp", you deal the same amount of damage every swing at all time(with the same axe)
      2) The red paint is used to make natives not see you as a threat, they even praise you if you keep the distance.

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 Před 3 lety +14

      @@TheReaperGang or maybe there's just too many comments or other fans will get mad if one gets a heart

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ritawant3189
      S P I T F I R E • W A N T S •
      Y O U • T O • S T O P

    • @natethegreat9977
      @natethegreat9977 Před 3 lety +3

      So basically all the natives are vision cosplayers

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka Před 3 lety +15

      @@TheReaperGang: Well, 1. Mark has hearted comments, so that disproves your 'Markiplier has never given a single comment a single heart.' statement and avoiding comments to not get a game spoilt for you doesn't equal 'not even caring about his comments'. 2. He's said multiple times that he doesn't want tips unless he directly asks for them, so I don't understand why people still try to give him tips, and then act hurt when he doesn't read them. These videos are from 3 Peens streams, and even there, people constantly backseat game and tell all 3 of them what to do and how to do it, and all 3 of them have to repeatedly tell people not to do that. It's frustrating and annoying to see how many people aren't able to respect that other people might want to play a game in their own way while getting upset over Mark, Bob and Wade ignoring the comments and the chat while playing because of that.

  • @KoutaNauman
    @KoutaNauman Před 3 lety +12

    25:39
    Wade. You've been on point this whole episode as far as I'm concerned.

  • @villager3777
    @villager3777 Před 3 lety +12

    21:55 and the agony begins

  • @speedroidterrortop5391
    @speedroidterrortop5391 Před 3 lety +418

    "Have you ever blown glass before?"
    Mark's blown his soul into glass before.

    • @kenziegarbiel1692
      @kenziegarbiel1692 Před 3 lety +46

      Unus Annus. Memento Mori

    • @milome1532
      @milome1532 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kenziegarbiel1692 what does that have to do with blowing glass

    • @Shadowstar_Art
      @Shadowstar_Art Před 3 lety +25

      @@milome1532 do you not remember or did you not experience it

    • @justanotherbench
      @justanotherbench Před 3 lety +22

      Oh, it’s sad you don’t know and never will

    • @thegoodhunter3707
      @thegoodhunter3707 Před 3 lety +20

      @@milome1532 you wouldn't get it

  • @ElleDragonXx
    @ElleDragonXx Před 3 lety +309

    Mark: *running from thing in woods* “SCREW THE ALOE!”
    Wade: *left behind* “WAIT YOU’RE SCREWING ME!?!

  • @boli1212
    @boli1212 Před 3 lety +20

    I love how when Mark shoots the slingshot, there are classic HALO sniper sounds when he was trying to snipe a deer!

  • @Shawn-do5mq
    @Shawn-do5mq Před 3 lety +9

    4:20 The unintended harmony of Mark & Wade discovered