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For anyone wondering about that "if your dog died, bring it in and prove it to us" Karen, they were immediately fired by corporate management, so now they have all the time in the world to spend with their husband and their dog.
A happy ending for everyone!
@@zoroarklover363 except the dog. Poor pupper deserves a better family.
@@emilyrln you're absolutely right
That family will regret it immediately if their dog dies too. :(
I find very comforting that is far less probable that I may go to a restaurant where one of the staff is waiting with a dead dog to present to management.
I am a little picky.
If you’re wondering, yes using a laser on a plane is illegal but it’s really hard to enforce
You can also see in the video that the laser expands on the windshield making it even more dangerous.
Someone tried here in Canada to use a laser on a police helicopter. Cause we have some stable geniuses here.
Climate activists enjoy doing it because they hate airplanes not considering that a crash would be much worse.
Just equip the planes with laser guided missiles and send them to the laser source
I mean the pilot won’t be able to tell exactly who was pointing the laser
"You can never have too much cheese."
Lactose intolerant me, holding back tears: Yep. Couldn't agree more.
Cavemen were all lactose intolerant but they drank it anyway and developed an immunity which is why people like me can drink it
Get chugging and eventually your bloodline will be fine, not you but your descendants
Assuming you don’t go overboard and die
W all lactose intolerance people- i couldn't imagine not having milk products 😭
@@star_fru1tzthis may come as a shocker to you.
Neither can lactose intolerant people.
Lactose free cheese?
As a cheese monkey myself... You have my deepest, most sincere condolences...
My dad was a GP. He genuinely used to tell small children who were about to get their vaccination “this won’t hurt me at all”. You could actually see the look of relief on their face, followed by a slight look of puzzlement but way too late. His other one was when kids came in with earache “is it this here ear or that there ear?” Oh and he also used to tell them “I was 10 when I was your age too”. Again you could actually see them working it out.
Omg your dads amazing
My step father usually just confused me with all the village names where i lived. And even made a little song about one of the confused name.
It's schellerhau, and way too confusing
Unfortunately, my doctor telling me that I "won't feel the needle at all" is what started my needle phobia as a kid. 😢 I felt extremely betrayed, because it DID hurt, and would freak out whenever there was a needle because I knew that doctors will lie and hurt me.
So, although I'm only one person, I have to say that I'm not a fan of the "this won't hurt at all" technique. I think it would have been better if the doctor had just been honest with me and encouraging.
@@myheartisomg17
Read it closer, the doctor said “this won’t hurt ME at all”. A little bit of humor to hopefully calm the kid down
@@myheartisomg17pretty sure you would’ve had the needle phobia to begin with
"Humans are the only species that want their baby to die!"
Rabbits:
"Hm, I've been feeling kinda stressed. I should eat my children."
Fr
If anything in nature it's surprising when animal **doesn't** kill/eat their own kids on a bad cirscuntance
That includes us humans
Hamsters:
“I’m kinda hungry, and we don’t have much food to go around… Eh, I’ll just munch on my crotch goblins”
Male lions also eat their children.
@thunberbolttwo3953 Do you have a source for that? Never heard of lions doing that.
Ok. Even as a vegan, if I saw a 44lb block of freaking _Parmigiano Reggiano_ for about $10? I would buy it. Then I would give a giant slice to everyone I know.
EDIT: Alright, I get it, I don't know how much Parmigiano is worth. Point taken.
That is a FANTASTIC deal. That much parm for $10? One tiny slice of that is worth $10. That's like, $150 worth of cheese. That man is a fucking hero.
Bless you ❤️
I’m not vegan but I would do similarly, I could not pass on that amount of high quality cheese for 10$.
I’d buy it, have people over for a lovely cheese-based dinner, then send people home with leftovers, because share the love. 💝🧀
@@dmgroberts5471 usually it's $10/lb, that's 44lbs, so around $440
I would be eating cheese and nothing else for a month
As an Italian who lives in the Parmigiano Reggiano production area, this comment is very appreciated, but also very funny. It's MUCH cheaper here
"Humans are the only species that wants their babies to die"
A stressed out hedgehog mom: 🦔🦔🦔➡️🍖🍖🍖👀
Those people never watched Animal Planet growing up
“Humans are the only animals that are gay.” Meanwhile lots of other animals
Also mice.
@@user-bj1py8qh6f Yeah it was over 1000 species, including lions and penguins, right?
Also swans kill the young of a rival couple
the woman pretending to be guy's mistress would definitely end my marriage. my wife was cheated on by three of her prior boyfriends. we've had minor issues where she suspected i cheated (i never have, cheaters are literally the scum of the earth), but we worked through it and we both have unfettered access to each others phones, computers, etc. but if she were to come up and start saying THAT crap? yeah, i don't think my wife could handle it. she's a terrible human being for that.
Agreed. I hope that I'd have some trust in a man I'm with; enough to demand some sort of proof, like sending a message to his phone, and if she can't even do that: sick the police on her for harassment.
But I can absolutely understand - and respect to you for understanding! - that it would be an entirely different thing for somebody who has been cheated on repeatedly.
And destroying other people's relationships to get some clicks? I wonder whether this bint managed to hold on to a boyfriend for an entire month, ever. (But then what do I know, for all that I know there's some corresponding little twerp out there ... now I'm scaring myself.)
I could never lmao, growing up I had so little privacy and there was so little respect to me and my info that I panic when someone just holds my phone.
I hope you enjoy your dynamic though, it sounds so cute!!!
Pretty convinced it was fake, I mean one guy's SO has been smiling throughout.
It's still dumb and can be bad influence on impressionable kids, hence you shouldn't do that, but at least she had enough sense not to try this for real.
Even if it's only for being in control in the situation, to diminish risk of violence, be able to do multiple takes and stage a perfect dramatic outcome...
Also, sorry to hear about your wife's past experiences. Personally I don't think I'd be comfortable with full transparency like that, but I hope it works well for you both and that she can put her past and concerns to rest and never doubt you.
@@Julia-lk8jn indeed. Maybe I'm just cynical, but I feel like my gut reaction would be "Oh you know me? What's my name?"
Damn that sound suffocating
I think your wife need serious therapy mariage life like that won't go far even though you're faithful it's too tense one day one of you gonna explode
"18yo is too young to vote!"
meanwhile, the same politicians:
"let's force this 12yo sa survivor to have a child!"
yep, totally makes sense 🫠 i hate it here.
Same people that say socialism is bad but also want churches and/ or organizations to donate to people in need in their community
Also, all of the states that complain about the "welfare state" are the biggest consumers of welfare. Texas keeps threatening to secede because the Federal government is spending too much on welfare... well go ahead, you guys fucking off will slash welfare spending by, like, 30%. Go on, see if Mexico will give you money.
@@veronicastromberg6755They do that because it’s just part of their religion. And I don’t think anyone expects them to be a medical insurance company. For instance.
I taught middle school for 9 years before moving to high school. I have taught two pregnant 12 year olds. It is from all angles upsetting. Unless it was another 12 year old I have some serious questions as to how they got that way. And their bodies aren’t ready for the major medical that pregnancy is. Let’s not get started on them being in the stage of child development where their brains are soup that they’re trying to keep in the bowl while on a trampoline. It was hard to see. Both found out in enough time to have a safe termination.
I also have an issue with our country valuing fetuses and guns that no civilian has any reason other than “cool toy” to own more than my actually fully formed human students’ lives.
That said, trust me, 18 is too young to vote. I mean I know I was an idiot at 18. Teaching has confirmed that I was not the only one. Even they know they’re idiots and will freely and happily admit it. More power to them, enjoy those years when you can be dumb and have the legitimate scientific excuse that your brain is still forming.
I wish it was 21 for everything. My state raised nicotine to 21, even before I was born it was 19 to be able to sign contracts, of course 21 to drink. I fully support all of that. But I don’t appreciate that my students can go to war at 18 and that’s considered an adult decision they can make, just like voting, but they’re too young to make the adult decision to drink.
@@Monicaerikarita Underage pregnancy will be a product of the US education system as long as proper sexual education is undermined and scapegoated.
Based on what you've wrote, I'm fairly sure you're teaching in the US school system.
The fact that you're aware of these issues makes you more an American Hero than any soldier sent to a far-off land to fight for oil access and construction contracts.
I had a co-worker catch pink eye, and our manager told him to come in anyway. He walked up to her at the front desk, leaned in REALLY close, and asked her if he could go home.
His eyes were bloodshot red. He looked like a freaking vampire.
It's almost funny how quickly she sent him home when she realized he was going to make it his personal mission to infect HER.
The rest of us appreciated it. Better HER, than ALL of us.
Oh yeah, if your boss insists you come in sick you should do everything you can to get THEM sick and make it their problem.
@@Nyghtking Yes
Hah, she got a scare!
@@Nyghtking Not only that but this is a RESTAURANT, just imagine how well having someone with food poisoning working in the kitchen would go... Hell imagine going to a restaurant and your server has to stop to puke before they bring you your food...
@@SevCaswell Not quite as bad in our case, but we were shelf stockers at a grocery store. Which did mean that he would be TOUCHING all of the products that the customers would be touching. 🤮
Would have been 10x worse if he had been working the cash register in the checkout lines.
Either way though, good decision on his part to make it clear that SHE was going to be in the line of fire.
5:16
This reminds of that scene in Good Omens where Aziraphale and Crowley are watching Jesus' crucifixion.
"What did he say to get everyone so upset?"
"Be kind to each other."
"Oh yeah, that'll do it."
🤣🤣🤣
Humans are experts at hating.
And IT IS Always the demon WHO IS horrefied and asks If Something IS Not overkill
what is it meant to say?
all i see is "sexist."
oh
"coexist"
normally I dont condone violence, but those girls doing the prank of going up to random couples and accusing one of cheating on them are practically asking to have a victim beat them up.
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
"I made an executive decision" not going to lie, I would be proud of my husband for coming home with a half cheese wheel and even more impressed if he made use of all of it before it went bad.
Smoke it, freeze it, give it to your friends. There's literally no excuse to pass up cheese at that price.
He’ll just give parts away to friends or a food bank that much cheese for that low of a price is insane
Parmesan (and other hard cheeses) freezes amazingly well. That family is set for _life!_
FETTUCCINE ALFREDO FOR WEEKS BAYBHEEE
@@rolfs2165 Indeed
That story about the 9-year-old with the bug repellent is even worse; she was actively helping combat an infestation in the region that was threatening local fauna. She wasn't just spraying bugs, she was being a good citizen.
Oh... that is so messed up! I am glad that the girl was being a good citizen though.
I thought I remembered that! She was hunting Lantern flies, which residents were highly encouraged to kill due to how invasive they are
The person that called the cops called her a woman as well >:(
Lantern flies are so bad here in PA, NYC, and in Jersey, I'm shocked any time someone from the northern east coast doesn't know to kill them. Poor little girl.
@@Kai_The_Kai Black children are often mistaken as adults by racist white adults. This happened to a friend of mine who was only 12 😢
3:05 That is not only illegal, that is "heavy interference with air traffic" that can bring you into prison for years.
Sadly, it seems quite difficult to enforce. :-|
It's a federal crime in the US. But only if they can find you 😅
The girl ruining relationships... I'm calling the cops. I literally do not care. That's absolutely disgusting.
Totally agree. One day she is also going to do this to the wrong couple and end up getting a hiding.
Agreed
It's not illegal though. Just abhorrent.
My father was once stopped as a kid by police (or militia as it was then called), and bought back home. He was just riding a bike and doing nothing wrong, but the militant thought it was suspicous, and wanted to give him a fine. When they returned to my grandma, and she found out her Boy was fined for riding a bike, she took the hat off of officers head (without the hat by law he wasn't considered a working officer), slapped him across the face, gave him the hat back, and paid the fine.
badass gramma moment
He just got incredibly humbled
W grandma
Your grandma is a badass, much respect to her
I see, the officer was lucky that grandpa was napping at that time :)
All I can think of with that cheese thing is the magical phrase "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese" She did seem pretty damn fascinated to me tbh.
I would be damn fascinated too, just look at all that cheese!! I want it.
I'm fascinated and I didn't get it
As a male I too am fascinated by cheese. We must accept that cheese fascination is not a gendered thing!
@@aaronmccullers384 E Q U A L I T Y ! ! ! ! !
I love how the autopsy guy actually kept a straight face for that and answered it as if it made sense.
His t-shirt is awesome, too.
I wish more people were talking about that part... it took me way too long to find a comment about it
18 year olds aren’t mature but at least they’re not completely ignorant of the world. Watching 90 year old senators trying to understand what tiktok is makes me want to lower the voting age to 14 and out a damn cap on it
Yea, like damn, should be between 18 and 70, cause honestly, those old people have no business in our (the young generations) business anymore.
I'm not sure I would call 18 yo's "not ignorant of the world". Most think Tiktok is fine, yet don't understand its owned in operated by a company that is by law required to do whatever the Chinese government wants them too. They can influence large portions of the US population overnight by forcing certain themes, trends, challenges, etc to everyone's feed. This can seed social disruption, political opinion, and behavior. If tiktok was truly innocent in all this, why would it be banned in China?
That said, I do agree with out of touch senators being an issue. I don't think voting age is a problem, I think we should have an age limit on people in our government.
Just cap the passive voting age (passive voting = being able to be voted for)
@@keit9950 years or younger to be a senator or a representative on the federal level, 60 years or younger for President or governor and 70 for SC I think that’s a good idea for maximums on election age limits!
@@xpouii-3992 Also maybe a check that the person running/voting is mentally stable enough to handle running/voting (And maybe make people write down a policy the person they’re voting for supports to make sure they actually know who they’re voting for)
If the management at a restaurant demands you bring a dead pet to work, make sure to inform your local health inspection agency. If bringing a fresh corpse into a restaurant isn't a health code violation, I don't know what is.
Well, how do you get meat in if you don’t get fresh dead bodies (in whole or in parts) in?
@@advorak8529 if you can't tell the difference in contamination risk between a dead pet and deliveries from a butcher, I advice you to stay away from all professional cooking. You aren't wrong, but you have missed the point.
As someone who used to work in the food industry, I wouldn't take 3 steps between seeing that sign and calling a health inspector.
Even if I don't work in that place, that kind of thing is gross and highly unsanitary. Also, yes, bringing a dead pet into a restaurant is definitely a health code violation.
@@advorak8529 the meat has to be prepared by a butcher first. There's a reason restaurants get them delivered instead of chopping up corpses. Either stay away from kitchens or please learn rules of hygiene and contamination control, there's a reason there are different chopping boards for fruit and veg, meat, and seafood, at least I think seafood has a different chopping board for them.
@@melineeluna Good, I shall continue cooking, then. Maybe I’ll even be my own butcher, delivering to myself …
That woman who destroys people's relationships for tiktok clout deserves the worst things, holy shit.
I only ever heard this so I don't know if it's true or not (probably depends on the place). But in some places you could sue people for ruining your relationship like that since it's an attack on your public image and a false one at that.
These girls didn't even knew the guys they did that too so it would definitely be "lying to ruin someone's public image".
@@xaphan_fallen_angel I mean it's America so definitely possible, maybe not anymore because of slapp suite standards but definitely possible in the past at least.
One of the very rare cases I would be ok with one of the guys hitting that woman.
Of course a "what is my name Bitch?" would do, but I can't blame anyone who is put on the spot.
It's pretty terrible but I feel bad the men involved didn't shut her down with the one question that would prove her a liar: "If we know each other, what's my name?"
@@GuardingDarkness I guess if she was expecting that she could respond with "Well you *told* me it was Steve, but now I'm not sure"
The worst part about the “If you’re sick you need to prove it!” one is they said “In the restaurant business” which means they want people to bring their DEAD DOGS IN THE SAME PLACE YOU’RE EATING YOUR CHICKEN STRIPES!!!!
Okay I know I’m super late to this but as a former deli manager, seeing that half circle of Parmigiano Reggiano for under $11 was the greatest investment of this man’s life. If I were his wife I would be clapping and jumping up and down. Holy shit. That stuff is like $22/lb (or up) and he got a whole half round for $11. I’d marry him all over again.
Does that kind of cheese expire quickly or need to be kept sealed? Just curious :)
@@pringlebatch It should be kept sealed, but if done so correctly it lasts FOREVER. Parmigiana Reggiano is a very aged cheese and since it’s so aged it lasts a long time. Solid investment I’d say!
@@nopenope9118
not really....
it gets hard and unusable "fast" after it is exposed to air the first time because you can't seal it completly. (not to mention it can also get bad)
You don't want to know how much of it my mother has thrown away over the years.
If you were able to sell some of it or gift it away fast...
This wheel of cheese looks pretty exposed to air.
Yup
@@ruthfischer7615 I mean, when I said FOREVER, I meant a long ass time. I figured most people wouldn’t take me literally when I said forever. I also specified that it has to remain sealed correctly. It stays good for a long ass time compared to other cheeses. Obviously if it gets moldy, soggy, gross, etc., I would trust that most people would understand it needs to be thrown out. Still, for the price per pound, it’s a great investment.
I was the opposite of the duck kid. Story from my mom... I had gotten used to running around the house including straight under the kitchen table. When I had a growth spurt and wasn't shorter than the table anymore, Mom had to yell "DUCK!" all the time so I didn't bump my head. So we went to my grandparents house that was by a lake. My mom pointed to the lake and said "Look, a duck" and in a perfect pavlovian response, I immediately ducked my head.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the “humans are the only species that wants their babies to die” my grandparents have a chicken coop, and sometimes the chickens will eat their own eggs if they have low levels of calcium in their bodies. It’s not that uncommon.
Don't rabbits eat their litters if they think they are too weak or if the mother needs nutrients to feed the other bunnies
Cats/dogs will lay on their young to smother them if they wont survive. Many animals that have a pouch have a habit of 'dropping' them if being chased. You can have another child easy but only if they dont get eaten. Zebra/lions go out of their WAY to kill babies so they can mate with the mom again
Quokka mothers will apparently throw their babies at predators to give them a chance to get away (I'm not sure how true this is, but I hope it's true because that's hilarious)
@@shadow_leaf7965 It's less a 'throw' and more a 'relaxes pouch muscles' but yes, yes they do. Because you can make another baby! Not if your DEAD tho
@TheZayroen thank you for educating me, I was imagining a quokka shotput-throwing it's baby at a predator
That story about the mom being threatened with jail for letting her son walk home alone is wild to me. From 7th grade I’ve been completely self-sufficient from the time I wake up until dinner. One of my friends’ 5th grade little brother walks to and from the bus stop alone. It’s normal, especially if the stop is in a neighborhood. That whole thing is dumb
Alot of it has to do with stranger danger scare and scare that the world isn’t safe. It really affects parents especially with the news blaring tragedies where bastards target kids cause the news being the news wants to focus on only this stuff
I feel like it depends where you live and how far the distance, my mom let me walk home from school at around 8 too but we lived right next to the school and she usually made me walk in a group with neighbour's kids.
As a representative of the Christian community, I love ❤❤❤❤ the coexist design. That is all. Be whatever religion you want or no religion, love who you love (consensually), don't hurt people , your body is your body, and put your needs first( if your needs aren't met, how can you help others). Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Same, I agree with that as a fellow Christian myself.
As a Muslim, me tooo.
I love the sign ❤
I'm a Satanist, thank you
Same :)
Agree, as an atheist. :)
As an Italian American, Parmesan guy is a HERO. SHES SET FOR AT LEAST A YEAR, it doesn't go bad, dude got the deal of a lifetime
You heard him. He made an executive (read: excellent) decision.
It doesn’t go bad??? I was thinking they could gift pounds to literally everybody to avoid that, but now you can do both 👀
@@torranceishikawa3379 it's not that it doesn't go bad at all, so much as it is ridiculosly easy to keep it from going bad. Literally all you need is a dark and dry cupboard and it will keep on good for years.
Omg i have wasted so much cheese….
@@GvozdeniGrom yeah it just kind of develops a smelly rind
That news article about the woman being jailed for the 'Chemically endangering a fetus... and NOT being pregnant" thing is INSANE! I immediately went to read the article and it got so much worse... This was also, in Alabama... so is anyone surprise... but wow it was bad.
That law is just immoral. Especially considering it doesn't affect men (who's, little unknown fact, consumption has just as much of an effect as the mother's). Because they refuse to give men responsibility for children there.
Like they say, if men where the ones who got pregnant, we'd be hearing advertisements on the radio for abortions as much as we do for viagra.
Holy crap, I just read it. They arrested her on the word of CHILD. One of her children thought she was pregnant and the officials just RAN WITH THAT!
Anyway, let’s introduce some misandrist xenomorph eggs to Alabama so men will see what it’s like to be pregnant
@@NightRainPanda Genuinely and the fact drug use can effect sperm too
Around 40 minutes, when the girl was walking up to random couples and ruining relationships I just imagined what would happen if she walked up to me and my boyfriend. I realize that we'd just be laughing. We have enough trust with each other and neither of us are insecure in our relationship so it would very obviously be a joke or a prank.
But sadly, not all relationships are like that and I feel bad for people in the ones she has ruined. Some pranks are harmless while others are not. This woman is in desperate need of a hobby.
Yeah I think the same would happen in my relationship, but I could understand people who’ve had really bad experiences with infidelity in previous relationships struggling to navigate that situation even if their current relationship was great.
That awful show was not a prank, it was harassment, and libel. I hope somebody called the police on her. No way is she too young to understand what she's doing. I get that hanging out in the wrong corners of the internet can mess with your mind, but there's a point where that's not an excuse any more.
What this woman needs is to see the inside of a court of law to hammer home the fact that her actions have consequences. Therapy would probably be good, too, but without reality slapping her in the face harshly, she's never going to take it serious.
Many animals abandon their babies when their own life is threatened or for no reason and will eat their own not because they need to but just because.
So are we just gonna ignore the fact that person seems to think that homeless people don't deserve the right to vote? Kind of disgusting if you ask me. "Poor and homeless voting, what like they are people with a voice!?"
Also just the weirdness of "hey these are people that are able to vote who don't like us and as such will not vote for us, rather than do something to make those people like and so vote for us let's try and just wipe them out so we have less competition".
Can't let the undesirables have a vote I guess? She'll be shocked to hear prison inmates can vote.
@@kempolar9768 welcome to Republicans. Their policy is always "kill em if they don't agree" they just change the language to make it seem more palatable.
It’s not just the homeless. It’s college students, minorities, and densely populated cities. Basically if you are more likely to vote Dem the Republicans want to stop you from voting anyway they can. Because they can’t win legitimately
@@conundrum60690 Oh I know that, seen it all over the place, mail in voting, license laws (Which I some what agree, but it is obvious how they are trying to twist it), claims of dead voters, and it's funny how any accusation they make only gets proven themselves to be doing. just absolute hypocrites. 🙄
I just love how proud cheese guy is. And honestly, for that price, he should be
And since its parmesan it likely won't spoil and it looked like it was a decent (actually pretty good) cheese too, it was definitely supposed to be 10 a pound or maybe 100 or something
And they'll never have to worry about the runs again, the opposite might be a problem though.
The regular price for Parm where I am (Canada) is about $22/lb. I would be over the moon if my husband brought this home.
My husband would be so proud too and I would be proud of him. We love cheese.
I would buy half a wheel of cheese too if it was 10 dollar...
Edit: typo
That POS who thinks it's funny to pretend guys are cheating on their partners for her as a "prank" should be severely punished.
I just did the cow math problem and I'm so fucking proud of myself for being able to get it right. I've always sucked at math and the fact that I got brain damage as a kid worsened my math abilities. On top of that, I haven't had a math class in around 3-4 years so I'm just really happy with myself right now.
Aw, good for you! That's awesome, you did well! 😁
Congratulations!!
That man bought $450 worth of cheese for ten bucks! Real parmesan keeps a long time, I'd have bought it too!
Considering it was imported from Italy and so was the genuine thing, thats a lowball estimate. Mate probably profited like 800 bucks in cheese, that is the single greatest purchase to ever happen in our world.
He didn’t though lol she asked how much he paid and he said he paid $300.44 or smth like that. He gave the price lol
@@corneliastreet2491 Yeah the price he gave was $10.44. I think you're going deaf...or you're just stupid. Turn on captions
@@corneliastreet2491 Relisten he says it was $10.44. He said "Approximately ten dollars and forty-four cents." You can hear the clear different in ten and three hundred dollars.
@@ILovePanta123 you’re right, he kinda slurred those words together so I wasn’t sure lol, but I guess it was $10. That’s a ridiculous deal, I would probably purchase it too
I got accused of lying about going to a funeral, so I took in the order of service book in. I threatened to sue for emotional damages, got paid a pretty nice sum to not push the matter.
Dang, these days I'm shocked you wern't fired for "Unrelated reasons"
This isn't work related, but I had a roommate get mad at me because someone else made a mess in the microwave and she decided it was my turn to clean it. And I was like "I'm at my uncle's funeral right now. I'll clean it when I get home." So she said "we all have things going on in life, not just you."
@@Werevampiwolf That is when you punch someone in the face
@@fandomcringebucket honestly, if it had been an open casket funeral, I would have sent her a picture of him in the coffin. I ended up sending her a picture of the little memorial thing and she calmed down but I was still furious, as I think I had every right to be.
@@Werevampiwolf Honestly, i feel pretty bad for your roomates
The first one, because they were never taught to clean up after themself
The second one because they don’t know how to clean a microwave
I had a car accident before work, was told to come into work ended up having to leave early because I couldn’t turn my neck and developed a migraine, so I was wearing my sunglasses in the middle of the night and that’s the part that bothered my manager. Then I was off work for like 12 weeks on drs order, got a call saying if I didn’t come into work I was fired. When I was released back to work I applied to unemployment and was given an award, which really made my boss mad because for over 25 years he had never had to pay out on unemployment, I think he might have gotten a fine as well
40:30 the more I think about it, the more I wonder how this woman knows enough about these guys for her story to not fall apart with basic questioning. Has she met them like once before? Has she internet stalked them? Did she watch them for an hour to overhear his name, work, hometown, whether it's a first date, etc.?
If she has done those things, oh my god. If she hasn't, why don't the girlfriends make her squirm by asking him his first name? his last name? his job? where they met?
She'd probably say, "You told me your name is Bill! I guess you lie about everything!"
@@WarpigA23Oh sh!t, that's actually kind of a decent idea in an evil way
"A bonfire isn't nice if you're insisting on standing in the middle of it, but if you take a step back and bring out marshmallows"
What a great analogy!
That is one I will be absolutely using in the future.
what im hearing is that i need to go buy marshmallows
Witches and heretics of religious persecution agree.
To be fair, if someone else is standing in the middle of it, the marshmallows are probably gonna be a little botched. Which I guess still works with the analogy
Also, 321st like
All I'm hearing is we get to play with fire 🔥
Fun fact: you can legally use those giant wheels of cheese as currency at a bank in Northern Italy (about $330/300 euros, equivalency). Also, for $10, he got one HELL of a deal.
What???? Cheese currency?
He is excited like he came home from a hunt, killing a f*ing mammoth.
Amazing
@@derradfahrer5029 He just looks so proud of himself.. and I honestly cannot blame him. If I had that much cheese from a $10.44 purchase, I'd be smiling like that, too! xD
i worked in a cheese shop and a kilogram of parmesan is about £30 from a supplier. so that's £600 of cheese off the bat, not including any profit.
the worst thing to hear in an autopsy is any sound
tiktok really showcases the idiocy
The worst part about the woman with the price list's comment is that there was one number that wasn't insanely inflated, and it was health insurance...
One of my favorite quotes is "If your religion agrees with you completely, you're projecting or in a cult."
A slight addendum, if I may, to latter probability : "and, you just might even be the founder" ;) .
"My religion says I can't do that" 👍
"My religion says you can't do that" 🖕
@@Nope148 There's loophole in those options which people love exploiting.
"My religion says I can't let you do that."
@@Nope148 also be suspicious of "my religion says I can do this!" Leads to a lot of abuse
@@Jaybird196 … Ah, darn, and I was hoping to be that … guess I gotta settle for taking over a religious cult and become the leader, not the founder. As Kipling put it:
It is His Disciple
(Ere Those Bones are dust )
Who shall change the Charter,
Who shall split the Trust--
Amplify distinctions,
Rationalize the Claim;
Preaching that the Master
Would have done the same.
But we’ll, I can at least start with a nice follower base. Imagine taking over the GOP and leading them back to a modicum of sanity - while also sending pretty, young (>18) and willing followers to … serve me, and money to gold-plate the rooms in my new huge mansion … and more money so I can live in comfort for the rest of my days after a year or two. Not that they should stop sending money then… it’s a religious thing …
Though the work needed means I would to have be Hercules and redirect a river or three … and be to tired to enjoy anything and die young from the third heart attack …
Darn, there goes my dream. And all the really dedicated sects are either dead or too crazy …
20:50 It's kind of hilarious that she's calling him an incel after _he_ turned _her_ down. Like, that seemed pretty _voluntary_ to me, girl!
She's a femcel/nice girl. Unfortunately they exist.
The dude with the 44lb C H U N K of cheese looks so proud of himself
rightfully so
15:45 It absolutely was the case, Click:-) When we used to complain we didnt have enough female heros to identify with, we were simply replied:"whats the problem with identifiying with male ones?" Barely any guy understood, what the problem with that was. Not saying it is not possible, necessity or good character writing create the option, of course. But its definitely not ideal for our mental development, when we never see "people like us" achieving things in life.
“Nobody wants to work”
Perfect reply
“No employers want to pay what employees are worth”
More like: "No employer wants to stop treating its employees like sh1t."
"no, no one want's to work *for you*"
"No one wants to pay" shorter. More concise
If they’re old enough to pay the taxes that fund reps’ salaries, they should be allowed to vote on who those reps are
Can't have a drink, but we'll sure send you to fight in a war. USA.
@@silorion9967 USA where you have all of the "freedom" but none of the rights
@@Scarlett.Granger fr
I'd say give them some good old malicious compliance: Raise the voting age to, like, 50 or 60, and then call on the whole "No taxation without representation" thing to get out of paying taxes until then as well.
Then everyone over the voting age gets sent to a retirement home, which is run by younger people, who don't need to pay taxes.
See how long it takes the reps to go back on that decision once they realize that their salary dries up completely, now that barely anyone pays taxes any more.
By that logic a 5 year old paying sales tax on candy is old enough to vote.
That freaking Karen with her „No-calling-off-policy“-BS must‘ve forgotten the super-strict rules restaurants have to follow in terms of hygiene.
Like, do you know what happens, if you force employees to come in sick, bring their dead pets and whatever else you demand of them? Your place gets investigated for risking the health of your employees AND customers by essentially making your restaurant a bacteria-hotspot.
And if only a single one of your customers gets infected while there, your place likely gets shut down at least temporarily.
Not to mention the inevitable blow to your reputation if anyone even suspects that your staff violates hygiene-regulations. Usually a mere rumour is enough to nuke your customer-base, but if those are actually true, you‘re likely getting close to closing for good.
How did she even write that down, print it out and put it on the wall without thinking once „Is this a possible violation against hygiene-standards?“ It‘s not that complex!
I hope the girl who "pranks" people on the street by posing as their "side hoe" gets sued for harrassment and has to pay.
what grinds my gears about the coexist thing is that they signed the note "The Christian Community" as if they were speaking on behalf of literally every christian ever.
In the paraphrased words of my World Religion Professor: It's those sorts of situations that make you wonder if they even read their own religious texts.
@@pamspray5254 True!
@@pamspray5254haven’t read the Bible (since I can’t remember where I put it) but it does seem that way.
@@pamspray5254 Fun game someone invented: Post fake bible quotes, and see how many Christians will swallow them. It gets even easier if you say they're from some of the more controversial parts of the bible because extremely few believers have read them.
Yeah as a Christian we don't claim those nutty ppl.
The “nobody wants to work for YOU anymore” is absolutely accurate because rich people have been complaining about how people “don’t want to work anymore” for over a century. Rich people who don’t do any work have been complaining about people not wanting to work since the 1890s at the latest.
I think King George complained about it.
Slow down a moment there... not _ALL_ people. This level of avarice is something iconically murican. The civilised first world makes this sort of exploitation explicitly illegal. Murica is the only country often regarded as first world, that not only allows this, but consciously maintains it as economic policy. I say 'regarded' because let's be honest, it's a third world theocracy hijacking christianity to mask the continent-spanning ponzi scheme that is that economy. They worship money, not forgiveness, and CERTAINLY not humility or love of their fellow man.
Most rich people enjoy the activities that made them rich. They didn't get rich working on assembly lines.
@@InservioLetumYou absolutely hit the mark that statement
Off topic but 🔥🔥🔥pfp
Just had an idea relating to the side girl prank, give your license to your actual date/SO, then ask the one pranking you things that someone you actually met up with would know, like age and maybe birthday. Then you get to watch them flop around like a dying fish when they can't guess everything/anything.
I went to work after a car totaling accident and years later they found I had progressing brain damage that eventually disabled me. Pro-tip, go to the hospital and get a scan. No job is worth early dementia. ❤
20:37
She doesn't know what "incel" means.
INvoluntary CELibate.
Someone who is trying to get a partner, but cannot.
This guy _rejected_ her. At most, that is _voluntary_ celibacy.
shes the incel here if we go by those terms pfft
@@kurjaesitys
Likely true.
So he's a Volcel?
@@wta1518
Well he seems to be on a dating app, so I'm guessing he's not celibate at all. A "nocel" if you will. But if he hasn't found any compatible matches yet, then he might be a... "tempcel" or a "volcel".
Does that mean asexual people are labelled as “volcel” or “tempcel”? Asking this as an ace person lol. Edit: or does the term apply to allosexuals (people who do experience sexual attraction) only?
The woman charged with "Endangering her Fetus" is a wild story. The entire story is crazy as hell.
Whats the story? How exactly a woman who wasn't even pregnant got charged for " endangering her Fetus "? How the frik frak did that happen?
@@foxonfire7 Woman in question was under investigation for alleged drug use. Woman's daughter told caseworker that the woman in question is pregnant. And caseworker instead of doing something rational like asking the woman to do a pregnancy test or something, flew off the hinges.
It gets even more horrifying further we go into the story- the woman not only wanted to do a pregnancy test to prove she wasn't pregnant before she was sent to jail (which she wasn't allowed to do) but also had period during her stay in jail and didn't receive pads or any other hygienic product to deal with the problem.
When finally she was allowed to prove she isn't pregnant she was threatened by investigators that she better not get pregnant in the next several months or she would be charged.
It's one wild ride through the whole story.
@@wardrobewings8000 Thank you for answering.
This whole thing is just abhorrent. How does this even happen? What kind of lobotomized monkey was responsibel for handeling this case?!!?
@@wardrobewings8000 and to add to that, from the police perspective, they're like "Guys, we have to protect this fetus! Quick, put the pregnant woman in jail and make her sleep on the floor!"
and then the "pregnant" woman starts bleeding. if you truly believed there was a fetus in there, and you truly wanted to help it, wouldn't you send the "pregnant" woman to a hospital? since there's, y'know, literal blood coming from the baby zone??
no of course not, it's obviously much more reasonable to refuse to give her basic sanitary items. keep this dangerous criminal locked up while we try to figure out how to prove she's wrong! gotta make sure she can't endanger that fetus anymore! no, you can't take a pregnancy test, we already know you're pregnant.
@@wardrobewings8000 You forgot a few parts. One she offered right out to take a pregnancy test (police refused) and that her room for the day and a half being held while bleeding had no bed, and she slept on the floor. And this was all done 'in protection of her child'. If they had any thought that she was pregnant and was bleeding there, a hospital would be the first thought I would have.
My jaw dropped at that cheese price. I was thinking $100 and that would be cheap, but TEN?!?!
That's a fucking steal!
7:48 “You can never have too much cheese” People with lactose intolerance: 😳
The autopsy guy was actually pretty wholesome with how he actually answered the question
Definitely wholesome. I probably would've gone, "if the patient is already dead, it's painless. I've never had a living patient undergo one, thank God. Couple centuries ago, that wasn't a guarantee, and it lead to a lot of technological breakthroughs to ensure the people on my table are dead BEFORE I cut into them."
Right? He was super nice about a pretty silly question
Pretty sure it was irony
"Does an autopsy hurt? Not if you're doing it right!"
yeah, i would've said something like "if it hurts, you probably shouldn't be getting one"
The toddler story at 4:26 was probably the most believable "my child did this" story on the entire internet.
also kinda weird to assume that a toddler would have a crush on someone, or even understand the concept of a crush
@@vibaj16 what does that have to do with ducks?
@@vibaj16 wrong kid story.
@@andrewolson5471 oh...wrong story....
@@vibaj16 despite- realizing this was the wrong story, imma add onto this;
To be perfectly honest, with how weird people act these days..I wouldn’t doubt that that was real. And besides, I can see that happening- especially if the kid in question was also autistic. Hope he succeeds in life big-time, man.
And, yes, weird folks will assume small children can experience crushes or “like-like” people. It’s so frickin odd, man.
I was certain the one about children being discipline using electric shock it's going to be a satire from someone like the onion - I looked it up and much to my shock and horror this is absolutely real.
I always get frustrated with the people who want to raise the voting age. If they do that they’d better raise the draft age too, or did they forget the reason we can vote at 18 in the first place?
Surprisingly click doesn't have a duck tie
Yet.... 😉
a GOOSE tie would fit him better
get it goose instesd of duck
Someone get him a duck tie
Or plushie
Now I know what to buy him for christmas
"I'm single because I didn't fall apart in my 20s...." just *screams* "I am still single because I'm a complete and utter twat that nobody likes."
Its MY fault? No, its the whamen!!
I'm going to take a wild guess and assume not a whole lot of woman contact or want to hang out with him.
@@foxinabox5103 Haha, yeah xD Such a delusional mind, it's almost funny if it wasn't so sad.
@@Nyghtking You're probably right.
“Fall apart in my 20s” probably meaning “demonstrate human emotion of any kind besides anger so that I don’t read as a likely murderer”
7:34 The wheel of cheese was weighed at 44 pounds, and had a price of $10.44. This means that this man paid $1 for approximately EVERY 4 POUNDS OF CHEESE. CRAZY DEAL.
I can remember when i worked at amazon, one day we had climate protesters blocking entry to the site.
It was documented that they wanted to stop the pollution caused from amazon trucks. Instead what they did was cause all the employees to circle round multiple times trying to find out what was going on (using more fuel) and to make up for the delays in packages being delivered, more staff were called in for overtime to send out more trucks to try and catch up on the days work. This lead to a lack of organised trucks, so. Instead of packages from a similar area being packed, anything and everything was just chucked in as now the company was late with delivery.
The only benefit this protests caused was staff got a paid day off work 😂
The POLITICIAN who called the cops on the 9 year old black girl actually KNEW the family and KNEW who she was. The mother has had run-ins with him previously.
Considering parmesan cheese can be conserved for several years, the dude did the right thing.
Isn’t it one of those cheeses that get better with age?
@@UchihaUsagi better is subjective, but that is when the wheel is whole and stored in a controlled environment.
When the wheel is broken, it will start to mold, but you can just cut the moldy part and it will be perfect underneath.
I don't care how much of it I would waste, a wheel of cheese goes for $100+ and he got it for a little over $10, I would take that deal 100% of the time.
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As a man, the wonderbread woman pitch makes those women sound rather appealing, lol. I would definitely appreciate a woman who was not vain, stubborn, dramatic, and the like, lol.
… you do realise not all women are like what you described, right??
@astridmaack4516 yeah, that's why I made the comment, if all women were the same personality, then none of the personalities would seem appealing. I just pointed to my preference. Also pretty sure I made this comment with some sarcasm, will rewatch the video later so I remember the full context.
@@jasonhammond4301 oh my bad. I didn’t catch the sarcasm
@astridmaack4516 that's fine, that's why i plan to watch the video again, I don't remember all the context, so wanted to make sure I was remembering my intent properly.
So last year when I started my sobriety journey I deleted twitter for my mental health and clear skin. I've never been happier and I had my one year sober anniversary last week!
I love how the "croissant" woman argued against her own point in her first reason: "Wonderbread is _a lot more value_ for at least _half the price."_ LOL!
I honestly thought up until the very end that she was trying to take high maintenance women down a peg. I'm still not sure if her last sentence was satire.
Give me a grilled cheese any day!
I love how she basically confessed that she will not compromise in her relationship and will continue to be incredibly insensitive to her partner. She really needs to grow a personality if she wants to be happy.
@@o-mangaming5042 - honestly, that was a rather deep message in whole. There's real merit in her final thought of not changing yourself because of other's opinions of how you should be. We shouldn't let the opinions of random people we barely know at all dictate how we live our lives. With that said, there are definitely toxic attitudes out there that cause the individual to be pushed away and/or shunned because no one wants to associate with that attitude.
The twist is that we shouldn't let others opinions run our lives, but if the people we do care about are pushing away, then it's time to reevaluate and possibly make changes BECAUSE WE WANT TO. Not because they said so, but because we want to be allowed around those other people, and won't be allowed until the behavior changes. That's how societal correction happens - being excluded because of your attitude should cause you to look more closely at yourself if you don't want to be excluded. The flip side is that if you're comfortable as you are and don't feel particularly drawn to a group of people, then why would you change who you are to fit in with them?
Decide if you actually want to associate with specific people before you give weight to their opinions of you and how you should act/behave. 😉
I got distracted by thinking of all the sandwiches that can be made with a croissant. Why limit your sandwich experience?
Fun fact about those green laser pointers; pointing them at aircraft is actually considered a felony, and due to the nature of the laser (being powerful enough that the whole beam shows in the night sky, not just the dot) it's not that hard for police to figure out where you were pointing it from. They are also strong enough to blind people.
And if I recall, it's something like up to $10k and 5 years per offense. Slap on the wrist compared to smashing a mailbox, but still enough to sting.
Also, because of the different wavelengths and how the physics of light works, green lasers can actually start FIRES.
@@phastinemoon The only reason green lasers can cause fires is because they're a cheap way to get high power lasers. As far as wavelengths are concerned if anything 400nm lasers are much better at causing fires. Green lasers are better at flash blinding people though because for the same power they're way brighter as the human eye is more sensitive to green light
Rats are better than people every time. I had two pet rats, Eric and Ernie. You could tell Ernie because he had the short, fat hairy legs. This is also a way to differentiate people who get my sense of humour from those who don’t. Eric used to like sitting on my shoulder. As I have long hair and you couldn’t really see him until he poked his little nose out, I think that’s why we stopped getting our post delivered.
That's adorable tbh
2:25. I used to hide my grandfather's prosthetic leg as a child!
Funny that she said this about the shoes because it reminded me of the time my mom told me I was super close with my grandfather when my twin sister and I were little. We were also non-verbal at the time. My grandfather had a fake leg because of an amputation. Well, we used to hide his prosthetic leg from him so he couldn't go home. I barely remember him but I know I must have loved that man a lot to steal his leg so he wouldn't go home! This story reminded me of that! 😂 we used to also hide our cousin in different closets and act like we didnt know where she was to see if they would give up looking and just leave her there with us 😂
That is so cute. I wish my cousins and I thought of hiding so we could stay longer.
Fun history fact: The voting age in the USA used to be 21, it was lowered to 18 in 1971, I've been told the general logic behind it was veterans: Basically if someone, at 18, was considered old enough to fight and die for the country, they should be considered old enough to have some say in how it's run.
Wow
the average age of a solider then was 19.
@@melissaharris3890 which means there were soldiers younger than 19 too
@@melissaharris3890 I don’t see the relevance of that, but it wouldn’t surprise me, I doubt the majority of soldiers were the minimum age to be a soldier.
We have programs where you can attend boot camp the summer before your senior year in high school. Your parents can sign you over to the government at 17.
Imagine if a customer was sitting in that restaurant and a staff member dragged in their dead pet and shouted out I got the meat for tonight.
Some brilliant malicious compliance 😼
Even worse, any euthanized pet will be full of poison that would be passed onto the diners.
@@B2WM what? Who told you that?
Twitter only has one use left: no restrictions on posting nude images.
Here I was mad at the mom for not knowing extra credit exists. Oh. We're both embarrassed.
The voting thing is even worse when you find out the US bases the voting age on our phrase “taxation without representation”. Because 18 year olds can be taxed as an adult, make adult money, and live on their own, they are allowed to vote. If we go by her idea, anyone who has any learning deficiency, brain trauma, or injury causing comprehension issues should not be allowed to vote. Even if they work, pay taxes, fought for our country, etc, they can’t vote. This idea is extremely self centered. 🤦🏻♀️
You can get taxes taken off your paycheck as young as 15, but you can't vote until you're 18.
Which I think is pretty unfair
@@chaoticcar1052 there are people currently fighting for a younger voting age. Their big hurtle is that most people working at that age are considered dependents and the legal guardian supposedly votes for them. There are plenty of 16 yr olds in this country who are working and independent and should be able to vote. I totally agree it’s not fair. Plus, the legal guardians who are supposed to vote in their best interests can have wildly different values and voting ideals than the 15 yr olds they are responsible for. I completely agree with you, it’s not fair at all.
Before Vietnam, the voting age was 21. It changed because if you're old enough to get drafted and die for your country, you're old enough to vote.
Actually the voting age was lowered in 1971, during the Vietnam War. 18-year-old men were being drafted to fight in the war, despite being denied a voice in the government. The slogan of the movement was "Old enough to fight, old enough to vote."
@@InfiniteAnvil absolutely! And now we want drinking rights, too! Let us drink at 18 like in all the other cool countries
I'd be pretty freaked out if an autopsy "patient" suddenly complained about pain.
That'd make for an interesting movie scene though, ngl.
There was a twilight zone episode about this drug that was supposed to make you immortal or keep you from dying or along that line. All it did was keep your 5 senses going after your body died. The last scene was fading to black as the corpse is screaming inside while the bone saw is heard in the background.
Oh, many movie scenes. Like the autopsy is going to the internals by sawing the breast bone … and the dead body starts bleeding. Dead bodies do not bleed. Especially not from the chest when they have been lying on their back for a while and all the blood followed the gravitational pull and is all on the rear side of the body …
… well, poor guy wakes up in hospital bed with bandages down the chest …
I remember a movie where a scientist discovers that people can feel pain after they die, so he decides to kill someone he hates and then torture their corpse
I remeber this scene from Doctor House
When they tried to open the chest of "Dead" patient, with surgical saw to see What was wrong with his heart.
And he(Patient) suddenly Wake up and started Shouting from pain.
@@advorak8529 That scene with opening chest and bleeding remind me of one of episodes from Doctor House
beth is ME anytime i'm at the bar. Not because i'm very drunk, but because i can NOT hear. lmfao i literally am the friend that pulls people outside to have a conversation bc if not i'll spend the whole night being like "HUH?!" "HAHAH YEAH" ".......WHAT?"
0:50
Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nurning annintant by your nide, now replace N with N
nurning annintant… 🤯🤯
ok but what am i missing seriously
@@BoxOfToasters we will never know
So I'm a tarantula keeper and one of the things I am very passionate about is captive breeding efforts to keep wild tarantulas in their natural habitats because most pet stores sell wild-caught specimens and one of the first times I ever bred her, my tarantula ate her babies lol It's extremely common for mothers to eat their babies or to reject them in the wild. That's why you sometimes see same-sex animals that become surrogate parents when their mothers abandon them or get violent.
To be fair she said we're the only mammals who eat their babies ^^
But even in mammals it's possible, like rodents dot it often, some mices will even eat the placenta and umbilical cord and if the baby don't react when they start gnawing his belly, they'll eat it too.
But apparently, even cows or horses can eat their babies! Plus bears, cats, dogs, etc...
@@krankarvolund7771 Yeah, cannibalism is definitely not off the table for mammals. While eating their brood is common for very stressed mamas, there's other reasons for conspecific baby murder. Male lions will merc young cubs from the previous male of a pride to encourage the lionesses to become receptive again, so that the next generation are _his_ kin. Male bottlenose dolphins will do something similar, harassing a mom and attempting to kill her baby so they can breed with her. Adult hyenas will watch idly as some of their babies will kill each other, so that only the stronger sibling(s) will survive. And chimpanzees, one of our closest living relatives, will wage war on other chimp groups, brutally wiping out even infants, and sometimes eating them, too.
Basically, Nature likes baby murder in all kinds of flavors from all kinds of organisms :)
@@Zebulonpike2418 Yep, I'd say we're even one of the species the less prone to baby murder XD
Which is logical, our babies take several years to grow up, while most species became mature in a few months or a year ^^
Not to mention "baby throwing reflex". Koalas and many other spiecies will throw their babies at their predators if they feel endangered.
Humans are one of the most... well, humane spiecie towards their babies
Also, I'm pretty sure quokkas will just drop the baby and leave it to die if they need to escape sometimes
That manager message about "if your dog dies, bring him in to prove it!" Actually came from an Olive Garden in my city. The manager was fired. Those comments about them coming in sick are even worse considering it's a RESTAURANT.
Gotta say though, if I read that I'd quit on the spot. And I try to never call in unless it's an emergency or me coming in would put others at risk (ie, being sick). No one is paid enough, especially as a server, to be treated like that.
In a way, I can understand the sense of frustration from not having reliable employees. But, if that’s consistently the case, then that says something is really wrong with the job itself, the management, or both, and judging from that notice, its definitely both.
I worked in grocery retail during the pandemic, but even prior to that, my store had problems with unreliable employees. Why? Mostly due to them hiring teenagers/early 20s that lived at home and didn’t have bills, so if the work was too stressful (which it always was) they’d just quit. And the ones who were reliable were forced to work 3x as hard to pick up the slack, which burnt us out Even More, and made us more likely to call out bc otherwise we’d of had a meltdown on the sales floor after one too many people harassed us for not having any disinfectant or toilet paper. Or management harassing us about “why isn’t xyz done?” God I remember consistently staying 2-3 hrs past when I was supposed to have been off the clock trying to finish everything By Myself, bc everybody else went home on time bc they didn’t care that their actions would ruin the department for the next shift that came in. I was hoping going above and beyond would have lead to a promotion or raise, and when it was made clear to me that wasn’t going to happen, I quit.
All of that to say, having unreliable employees can be extremely frustrating, but there’s probably a reason why. That saying ‘people don’t quit jobs, they quit managers’ is so true.
My wife, who is a manager at a preschool, sympathized with the frustration behind that email. But she also knows why you can't ACTUALLY do that and knows they were right to fire the manager.
@@Sam_on_CZcams exactly. It's perfectly normal to be frustrated, but that's no excuse to take it out on your employees or others around you.
Walmart has a similar policy, where every absence is automatically unexcused, no matter the reason or context. Every absence accumulates "points." When you accumulate enough of them, you get fired.
You could literally have a heart attack and be in the hospital for a week, and they can fire you for it. You could get something like mononucleosis (or mono, for short), which takes several weeks to recover from, and they can fire you for it. Cancer treatments? Fired. Pneumonia? Fired. Anything that requires you to take time off? Fired.
And forget about presenting a doctor's note: the manager will tear it up in front of you and throw it in the trash. I bet you anything they would do the same thing with a funeral program. Heck, I wouldn't even be surprised if they fired you for getting married and going on your honeymoon, because you had to take time off for it.
It is for that reason why I boycott Walmart. I don't care how low their prices are; if they treat their workers like that, then they are not a company that deserves my business.
17:20 "Nail me like i'm the son of god on a cross"
I honestly don't know how I'd react to the woman going up to couples and pretending to be the man's mistress came up to me and did that, and I've been happily single for life. Between the malicious lies that would be obviously false to me, my difficulty with recognizing people, a surprising amount of whom recognize me years after they last saw me, and my anxiety, I'd probably have an actual panic attack. Of course, I'd probably be with my older sister, who I'd trust to handle the situation better than I could.
Fun fact: It actually ISN'T legal to shine lazer pointers at airplanes because they can hit the pilots who need to FOCUS ON THE PLANE.
cool and they can make them go blind thou
But that won't stop climate terrorists from doing it
Actual fact: It's illegal in every state (except Ohio and Nevada), and most of Europe - however, most people don't get punished for it because it's difficult to enforce.
Don’t the lasers illuminate the whole cockpit window instead of just a single point too because of the material it’s made of? If that’s the case then a laser effectively obscure the view of both pilots and not just one
@@alexls1923 It'll illuminate the whole window because the beam will have diverged by quite a bit over that distance
If the 'prank' at 40:00 ever happens to you, ask questions, "what's my name, how old am I" etc.
It'll be pretty obvious to your partner that it's just a stranger trying to start shit
Imagine it's not a couple, and she just starts doing that with like a brother and sister 😳
my problem is if they're cunning enough to give a random name and age and such, making it look like you lied to one or both of them
@@Laced_With_Acid If you don't mind discussing this sort of stuff in public, you could always ask about something concrete only a lover would know (most obvious thing would be physical traits). But seeing as they're secretly filming you... that would still make great content for them, suckers can go to hell.
Just ask her, "When?" Then she'll have to guess some time they weren't with their girlfriend for the lie to work
This would 100% backfire for my BF and me. We've been discussing a 3rd. I'd be demanding money from this bitch. She want to play, she gotta pay.
He got $460 worth of parmesan for $10 and change? That is a good man right there.
What the f*** happened to love thy neighbor as I love thyself 5:21
Easy. They hate themselves!
'The child spraying insect repellent' was getting rid of a invasive species as part of a town initiative. The guy who called the cops was not only a neighbour who KNEW the little girl and her family, but was also a local politician.
I laughed so hard at the parmesan guy, but if I saw that mislabeled in a store I would abandon cart and head straight to the checkout, because thats like $500 worth of cheese.
That was 44 pounds of Parmesan for about *ten bucks*?
Cheesus!
@@BrazenBard that is when you buy a case of spaghetti and a case of sauce and give a chunk to the homeless shelter so everyone can eat as good as you for the next bit. 😂
Honestly I'd have bought it too, and I literally don't like and cannot eat cheese. I'd gift it to a family member and tell them the story. They'd laugh AND enjoy the cheese.
Cheesus Christ, I'd absolutely do the same. ~10,50$ per pund and that thing was 44 pounds, so absolutely buying that whole freaking thing! HELL YEAH! 🤣🤣🤣
@@midnight_blue_moon that would be the best Christmas of all time.
2:31 that is actually adorable though, it’s so friggin sweet
The same people saying that 18yr olds aren't mature enough to vote are the same people who say that child marriage should be allowed and 17 with parents consent is old enough to join the military and 18 is old enough to die for your country 😂
The electroschock therapy thing is way worse than it sounds, because the place mentioned got closed down for using EST as actually torture, they even developed a device that's basically a police taser designed to hurt even more. THEY USED THOSE ON CHILDREN
Mostly autistic children, this is a place that uses the shocks and ABA to "train" children to suppress their symptoms and act at being neurotypical, like forcing a non-vocal autistic child to speak. Paige Layle did a great video about it.
Not to mention that that wretched place has actually killed children with it's "therapy" before and so little has been done or said about it
EST or ECT (electroconvulsive therapy, which I think is the currently used term) can be helpful. But that place wasn’t using it correctly. The correct use of ECT is as a last resort. The place saw that ECT worked for one autistic kid, so they decided that it would be a fantastic idea to use it to punish ND children for showing any symptoms of being ND.
Yeah that's disgusting
@The Queen Of Cringe
so uhh as an autistic person, no ECT is never ok to use to “help” with autism. And *ABA therapy is never ok, at any point in time*
I love the guy at 36:45, because some people would turn on the snark 100%, and roast this person, but he responded to it as if he were talking to a child: patient, kind, and tiptoing around saying "well, they're dead, so..."
There is no possible way for there to be 8 billion acres in Alaska. 1 billion _matches_ laid side-by-side would stretch across the lower 48 states from coast to coast.
Just found you today and have been locked In Thought with you. Saying what you say at the same time for 3 videos and already hooked. I need a silly distraction after losing my hubby, my best friend suddenly last year. But I don’t like CZcamsrs who are cruel. You are just perfect and glad I found you from the random suggestions! Bless.