Chris VS New Jersey | Chris Distefano Gets Heckled | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 23. 03. 2021
  • Chrissy Chaos did a show in New Jersey and THINGS WENT OFF THE RAILS!!!! CHRIS VS NJ!
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    Chris first burst onto the scene as a standout on MTV’s talking heads franchise Guy Code/Girl Code, with PopSugar naming him the “funniest guy on MTV.” He went on to star in the IFC series Benders and serve as co-host of Netflix’s Ultimate Beastmaster. He also recently starred in and Co-Executive Produced the Sony/CBS pilot Distefano, based on his life and written by Carter Bays and Craig Thomas, the creators of How I Met Your Mother.
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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +44

    COMING TO YOUR CITY SOON!
    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM
    CHECK OUT THE NEW CLIPS PAGE
    czcams.com/channels/bu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ.html

  • @blahblahblah9267
    @blahblahblah9267 Před 3 lety +588

    Make no mistake, Jeresy really showed their best

  • @kentsilva
    @kentsilva Před 3 lety +326

    Chrissy babe you should totally post this whole performance

    • @oliverjackson2594
      @oliverjackson2594 Před 3 lety +4

      This set's here for a good time not a long time

    • @thernius4284
      @thernius4284 Před 3 lety +10

      Not if he's trying to get that HOUSE IN LONG ISLAND cuz the BITCOIN GAME got a sitchoo-WAISH

    • @aotphixion
      @aotphixion Před 3 lety +8

      @@Vinylvine22 relax lol

    • @aotphixion
      @aotphixion Před 3 lety +3

      @@Vinylvine22 lmao oooo yaasss you’re BIG mad huh??? make no mistake, you’re a little softy wofty 😂😂😂

    • @BirdOfHermes8381
      @BirdOfHermes8381 Před 3 lety

      That's what parteon is for!

  • @ddman454
    @ddman454 Před 3 lety +188

    I was at this show in the balcony. I can attest the amount of people wasted was huge. Saw a few people get escorted out after barely making it to the bathroom. YAAAASSSS!

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +34

      LOL THANKS FOR COMING BABE IT WAS A GOOD TIME!

    • @Grizzly_Biscuit
      @Grizzly_Biscuit Před 3 lety +10

      @@chrisdcomedy Chrisy Capslock comin in HOT WITH THE REPLIES LOVE YOU BABE

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 Před 3 lety +139

    "I wish you would fall off the balcony..." choked on my drink. The venom is strong in that bite! So Hilarious, Chrissy No Rails🤙

  • @kentsilva
    @kentsilva Před 3 lety +154

    “I wish we could do a meet n greet but it’s federally illegal” Made me laugh so hard 😭😂

  • @brendenmeece1789
    @brendenmeece1789 Před 3 lety +319

    Ever since I found this guy through History Hyenas I low key watch everything he puts out. This dude probably my favorite comedian now.

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +76

      YASSSS APPRECIATE YOU BABE!

    • @DianaCruz-bv4ts
      @DianaCruz-bv4ts Před 3 lety +6

      SAMESIES YAAAASSSS

    • @avatried
      @avatried Před 3 lety +2

      Me too !! I can’t stop lol. Keep it coming!!

    • @alexisr56
      @alexisr56 Před 3 lety +3

      LITERALLY!!! This guys is non stop hilarious. LOVE IT

    • @Mr.Pop0
      @Mr.Pop0 Před 3 lety

      im just getting on the bus, guys got great energy.

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork Před 3 lety +87

    SHOUT OUT NEW JERSEY! SHOUT OUT THE BALCONY!

  • @VaticusChadicus
    @VaticusChadicus Před 3 lety +75

    The next time chris goes to new jersey he needs to go full Bill Burr. Full send Crissy!!!

  • @scottkeator8519
    @scottkeator8519 Před 3 lety +27

    The entire jersey shore house and their extended families coming out for this set

  • @therealunicornselene
    @therealunicornselene Před 3 lety +59

    Don't blame it on the quarantine.
    It was Jersey.

  • @WackJallis
    @WackJallis Před 3 lety +56

    Shout out to the old people that don’t say a word and just enjoy the show.

  • @chickenscratche6782
    @chickenscratche6782 Před 3 lety +40

    Chrissy Comebacks slaying the audience

  • @PoketuberDad
    @PoketuberDad Před 3 lety +32

    The mom from bobby's world! , damn that killed me.

  • @mikethestoner
    @mikethestoner Před 2 lety +17

    what a freaking guy man heckled constant and handles it like a boss, recently come across chris and he is quickly becoming my new favourite comic guys too funny

  • @JSorb
    @JSorb Před 3 lety +224

    “I am right!” This crowd was insufferable.

    • @kimhg4994
      @kimhg4994 Před 3 lety

      What a fuking Audience

    • @hafthorhafbeast6846
      @hafthorhafbeast6846 Před 3 lety

      The guys talking to himself lol that cracked me up

    • @gotpuntedagain
      @gotpuntedagain Před 2 lety

      He was saying one of chrissys jokes from the year before I think

  • @imjustpinky
    @imjustpinky Před 3 lety +14

    Yasssss Chrissy crowd workkkk

  • @ezraca9454
    @ezraca9454 Před 3 lety +13

    The world needs more Chrissy! Someone who can put people in check, carry on the history of planet Earth, and bring enormous amounts of laughter to the human race. What an incredibly talented and interesting person. Love ya babe teehee

  • @essjayschwingle6981
    @essjayschwingle6981 Před 3 lety +9

    4:00 Schteven schucks cawk, instant classic

  • @stevensmith570
    @stevensmith570 Před 3 lety +9

    Just discovered Chris and I can’t stop watching his stuff, big love from England 🇬🇧

  • @meredithzappia6437
    @meredithzappia6437 Před 3 lety +20

    I was at the 930 show! Despite the drunk babes you still SLAYYYED 😘

  • @alexdesimone7665
    @alexdesimone7665 Před 3 lety +11

    “Bay ridge” “RE LAX” amazing Distefano does it again this man is unstoppable!!!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Před 3 lety +17

    THE CHAOS ENVELOPES AND FOLLOWS CHRISSY AROUND LIKE A PUPPY! WYLD!!!!!!!!

  • @ShadyRonin
    @ShadyRonin Před 2 lety +2

    “Imagine he wasn’t drunk and that’s just him” LMFAO that killed me dude

  • @ajcdevils
    @ajcdevils Před 3 lety +14

    Yo Chris I’m from jersey and I’m new to you, In general... I can’t wait til you pull up to Newark in November and I’ll be there. You’re the man. We’re the armpit of America but the love is still here ✌🏼

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 Před 3 lety +13

    This was handled like an absolute pro!

  • @Nick-sq1wm
    @Nick-sq1wm Před 3 lety +7

    I love how Chris takes the time to respond to comments, seems down to earth even though he's rocketing. My favorite comedian right now.

  • @blastbeetus
    @blastbeetus Před 3 lety +5

    God ever since I found you, I found my new favorite comedian. God bless New York.

  • @Irv123
    @Irv123 Před 3 lety +4

    Handling hecklers as well as this only comes with years of experience. Props to Chrissy Chaos.

  • @drawwithbeektor6329
    @drawwithbeektor6329 Před 2 lety +3

    He didn’t even recognize his own, “If you use your full name” joke?! 🤣

  • @nickjimmy13
    @nickjimmy13 Před 3 lety +18

    This was a banger.

  • @dangermouse1282
    @dangermouse1282 Před 3 lety +7

    Mom from bobby's world what a reference lmao!

  • @aaarroncing4895
    @aaarroncing4895 Před 3 lety +7

    Good to see . Chrissy CZcams

  • @JohnMathewHernandez
    @JohnMathewHernandez Před 3 lety +7

    Lol Chrissy D. You’re killing it out there man. Keep it up

  • @prettyingreen
    @prettyingreen Před 3 lety +18

    The two kids in the front had EXACTLY 3 DOLLAS in their pockets

  • @jakewirth2054
    @jakewirth2054 Před 3 lety +6

    Chrissy savage!!! GET EM!!!!

  • @kjm5999
    @kjm5999 Před 3 lety +1

    This was hilarious 😂 !! loved it Chrissy ! Keep these funny vids coming babe ❤️

  • @kevinadshade1382
    @kevinadshade1382 Před 3 lety +1

    Well handled, Chris! Love the podcast and your guest appearances on TFATK..etc. keep putting stuff like this out. Cheers!

  • @laurenclark1304
    @laurenclark1304 Před 3 lety +5

    That seemed absolutely exhausting! Chrissy is a total pro and it really showed! 😊❤️

  • @woop2235
    @woop2235 Před 3 lety +7

    Hilarious 🤣 😂 you held up your end👍🏼💯

  • @misund3rst0od10
    @misund3rst0od10 Před 3 lety +1

    Chrissy 10-Shows-in shaking off the rust babay. Can't wait to come and check out the show, hilarious.

  • @22483johnnie
    @22483johnnie Před 3 lety +1

    I've never seen your standup, but I love the way you say shit is the way it is on King and the Sting with no worry of repercussions or getting cancelled! 😂
    Keep being real! 🙌🏼

  • @scottyw2581
    @scottyw2581 Před 3 lety +4

    You’re so fuckin funny dude, handled it like a boss 🤙🏻 can’t wait to see you live!

  • @Henncat69
    @Henncat69 Před 3 lety +292

    Jeez, I feel like apologizing for all of Jersey. What a shit crowd. Way to handle those loudmouths though, Chris.

  • @bwa_8
    @bwa_8 Před 3 lety +10

    Oh my god ! These people don't deserve Chrissy Stand-ups !

  • @PurpleTHEturtleZ
    @PurpleTHEturtleZ Před 3 lety +1

    Chrissy a man for the people! Keep doin what u doin Chris we all love you

  • @BlazeGamesMC
    @BlazeGamesMC Před 3 lety +67

    This must’ve made u miss quarantine and being away from people.

  • @robconti58
    @robconti58 Před 3 lety +7

    Chrissy make NO mistake, if I was in the crowd and heard these FF’s I would have thrown hands. It’s what it is

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 Před 3 lety +5

    "Do you guys have special needs?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephenruiz8127
    @stephenruiz8127 Před 3 lety +3

    this is amazing lmfao

  • @striker2422
    @striker2422 Před 3 lety +1

    @chisdcomedy you handled it like a pro!!!! Hilarious as usual

  • @MikeyMooks
    @MikeyMooks Před 2 lety +1

    “I wish you would fall off the balcony” hahahahahahahha 🐐

  • @mads4724
    @mads4724 Před 3 lety +33

    Chrissy handled those rawrtards as best as he could have. you could tell some of the audience members were embarrassed of their Jersey peers 🤣

  • @jhndvdbr1
    @jhndvdbr1 Před 3 lety

    Huge fan Chris. I’m here for the podcast and content buddy. LFG!!!

  • @1MinuteFlipDoc
    @1MinuteFlipDoc Před 3 lety +1

    great job Chrissy!! funny stuff!

  • @hettel_visual
    @hettel_visual Před 3 lety +2

    What A BABE and I'm 87% straight!

  • @connorjackson2973
    @connorjackson2973 Před 3 lety +1

    This is gold!

  • @BizzmarkBajimbus
    @BizzmarkBajimbus Před 3 lety +1

    Chrissy chaos! Love the vids id watch the full performance

  • @maruzencentral
    @maruzencentral Před 3 lety +2

    So happy I found Chris.
    _Hey babe!_

  • @homelesspimp
    @homelesspimp Před 3 lety +4

    10/10!!!!

  • @eroj456
    @eroj456 Před 2 lety

    “Meeya meeya meeya… SUSHI” 😂 @1:50

  • @ramsden35
    @ramsden35 Před 3 lety +4

    Chrissy is as good as it gets! 911 story kills me every time

  • @chadbates9007
    @chadbates9007 Před 3 lety +4

    We need the whole performance on CZcams

  • @renatomolina6421
    @renatomolina6421 Před 2 lety

    Going to Chrissy’s show in Newark on the 27th. I can’t wait!

  • @Tbone1492
    @Tbone1492 Před 3 lety +1

    You're Brazilian fan's here definitely coming to you're next show...We getting our tickets!
    Chris cracks us up...🙏 😂

  • @gisellerodriguez9497
    @gisellerodriguez9497 Před 3 lety +1

    Com’on Chrissy I need a show in NYC 🗽

  • @adamparlett8257
    @adamparlett8257 Před 2 lety

    Haha you handled this so well Chris!
    Just finished listening to your residency on Santino's podcast. Hilarious as always lol
    Hope to see you in Florida soon man.

  • @a.m.scape_5133
    @a.m.scape_5133 Před 3 lety +8

    Chrissy all week baby !

  • @D-A-K
    @D-A-K Před 3 lety +4

    I love the tonal shift from Arizona (or his special) to NJ.

  • @selloutsnowman3883
    @selloutsnowman3883 Před 3 lety +1

    damn i wish i couldve seen this show live lmao. one of these days chrissy, love your work.

  • @webTVfiction
    @webTVfiction Před 2 lety

    This was fire

  • @Addison-RN
    @Addison-RN Před 11 dny

    Chris is the best!!! That said Hecklers eff up everyone else's experience that's what makes them idiots, but Chris can handle his own and uses the hecklers in his bit.

  • @mseriani1
    @mseriani1 Před 3 lety +3

    Hands down funniest comedian

  • @skygrace2746
    @skygrace2746 Před 3 lety +5

    Omg- I fucking love you dude. That crowd was awful !! Can’t wait to see you Chicago again💚 VINNY YOUR BEAUTIFUL ❤️

  • @NormBash
    @NormBash Před 3 lety +10

    Everyone sounds like the mom from Bobby's world line was such a good pull... dont ya know.

  • @jackiemoon7559
    @jackiemoon7559 Před 3 lety +1

    Chrissy burners lighting NJ TF uuup🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤙🏼

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 Před rokem

    This is such a beautiful time capsule

  • @dwarfwolf2834
    @dwarfwolf2834 Před 3 lety +8

    You gotta have someone in the back of the balcony just to make sure some people "fall".

  • @strayportal
    @strayportal Před 3 lety

    Well done!

  • @6god999
    @6god999 Před 3 lety

    one of my fav comedians 🤣

  • @gizzykatkat9687
    @gizzykatkat9687 Před 3 lety +1

    I love you Chrissy!

  • @chase_the_fam914
    @chase_the_fam914 Před 3 lety

    F###ing hilarious 🤣 keep it up Chrissy

  • @IanMaxx
    @IanMaxx Před 3 lety +7

    SHTEEVEENSHUCCKSS CHOCCKK!!!

  • @willb2498
    @willb2498 Před 3 lety +20

    When's Chrissy Continents going to come to the UK after COVID?

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  Před 3 lety +19

      WILL LET YOU KNOW BABE BUT SOON!

    • @sunbite5272
      @sunbite5272 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chrisdcomedy Braveheart Babe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @joffsmith863
      @joffsmith863 Před 3 lety

      YASSSSSSS

    • @DaSkonk
      @DaSkonk Před 3 lety

      @@chrisdcomedy and Ireland too - you won't regret it!

  • @wrekless3704
    @wrekless3704 Před 3 lety +1

    He said are you having a stroke 💀. Fucking Chrissy Chaos 🔥💯

  • @doctorstrange-love2166
    @doctorstrange-love2166 Před 2 lety +2

    I just realized the "Stevie" guy was trying to reference a joke about your father lmao

  • @hassanawad4065
    @hassanawad4065 Před 3 lety +2

    “Shut up dude, just shut up” 😂

  • @ShadyRonin
    @ShadyRonin Před 2 lety

    “I am right” lmao

  • @xKnobknuckle
    @xKnobknuckle Před 3 lety +1

    Lmao. Jersey in one video

  • @joed6159
    @joed6159 Před 3 lety

    So many hecklers lol

  • @marcosgaleano256
    @marcosgaleano256 Před 3 lety +2

    My fuckin' guy still had Jersey in the palm of his hands...🤣🤣🤣
    And momos didn't even realize it...fuckin' beast 👍💪👊

  • @xanderlinde8746
    @xanderlinde8746 Před 3 lety

    Great job daddy, keep up the good work!!

  • @LuisTorres-lp3xr
    @LuisTorres-lp3xr Před 3 lety

    I just screamed laughter

  • @obelisk88
    @obelisk88 Před 3 lety

    So funny I just spit my coffee out

  • @siebs.
    @siebs. Před 3 lety

    This was awesome... reminds me of Bill Burr's Philadelphia performance lmao. Good shit Chrissy D

  • @ihateithere87
    @ihateithere87 Před 3 lety +163

    I think no one knows how to act in public now. Too many people are on edge.
    This crowd was just no good. 😒

    • @ruby4268
      @ruby4268 Před 3 lety +9

      Yea, I def see a breakdown in communication between people and the masks only exasperate the problem...

    • @phlarrdboi
      @phlarrdboi Před 3 lety

      Here's so awesome

  • @mavg4271
    @mavg4271 Před 2 lety +1

    Man, ever since I watched your netflix special. Iv been listening to your pod casts at work. You're so fucking hilarious. Hope you come to Australia sometime soon

  • @clubemcgroober6005
    @clubemcgroober6005 Před 3 lety +5

    Holy shit this was brutal. The anxiety this gave me is the 2nd reason I’ve never picked up a microphone. Lol idk how you didn’t punch someone in the fucking BEAK

  • @felixrubinstein4093
    @felixrubinstein4093 Před 3 lety +1

    10/10 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @ramsden35
    @ramsden35 Před 3 lety

    900th time watching this, kills me every time