Chris Distefano Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions
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- čas přidán 18. 03. 2019
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We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Chris Distefano to the test.
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This is chaotic bisexual energy
Lindsay psh....here’s s hoping 😜😆
It's so freeing and great! I relate so hard.
It's married to a latin woman energy
@@meghanmonroe discovering him has been my therapy. The adhd too
😊✊😄
he is not bisexual
"Raw deezy sex" is my new favorite term
Roux Raw deezy cuz 😂
@@ibmsst legit spit out all my food when he said that
"I have sex with women, i fall in love with guys" hahaha why is this so relatable
Go fuck those dudes and live your best life 😭
@dan G Not necessarily, unless of course you’re a psychologist and know something that the rest of us are not aware of.
😭
@@marcom6089 nah that’s gay
@@aaronaustin9814 hahaha fair enough
"I don't need my appendix removed again." If you need me I'll be laying down in my coffin because that line has me ded.
Sean McNamara legit 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
Man's a legend 😭😂😭😂
I'd rather be 5'3 with a full head of hair, because I'm only 5'2 with a full head of hair, so that's a win win.
Winning!
Oof
My exact thoughts
*200 IQ*
I'm 5'1, so yeah an extra 2 inches would be nice. But I'm also a girl, soo.
Once Chrissy D stopped caring about anything he started being hilarious.
I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much
Larry david said he once went out on stage and looked at audience and said no to himself and walked off stage! Lol
6:45 That “Never Forget” line is SNEAKY good
John Helf I heard that
Why?
pablo emanuel LMFAOOOO it’s what people say to never forget 9/11
@@coffeytv ohh
Real dark
Chris analyzed these questions so hard and had such specific answers. This format was made for him.
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I’ve heard about his 38” waist and his wine and antihistamine more than I’ve heard from family members in a month lol
😂
He had me at ‘Yaay Beyoncé!’ I have no idea what that means but I laughed loud.
She’s the beacon of hope for the LGBTQ+ community
@@yourstepdadism What is LGBTQ+ community? Couldnt you have just put it in brackets for dummies like me? ;D
@@yourstepdadism literally she is not
The antihistamine and wine gag is in every vid i’ve seen of Chris
He's just trynna give some head
Gotta put yourself out there 🤣
Probably not a gag then
Its not a gag, he’s serious LMAO
Would that fuck you up? I'm told that third generation antihistamine let's you drink, at least one drink
When he said lord farquad I cried laughing
Same bro I was ctfu
I laughed so hard I started wheezing, almost had to get my inhaler!
"This guy looks like a deaf dude that works out." - Theo von
Lmaooooo, he does!
Chrissy (to Theo) you're singing life you're deaf, i love it
Just found out he has a doctorate and was a pediatric physical therapist before comedy. Still shocked; that's impressive!
"but would i have the same size piece?"
“It just depends on whose wedding I was at” fucking murdered me 😂😂
chrissy precum haha best one of these yet
Na, dawg. Theo Von.
Is his excuse for not eating puss the best one ever or the worst?!
“You not giving out penicillin down there! I have a weak immune system!!”
The worst lol.
There's 9 billion of us. Its too much traffic 👌
Chirag Dabgar what dumbass?
Andrew Schulz next and JOEY COCO DIAZ
mxamiss5 you have shit taste
I was thinking Andrew Schulz straight away lol
mxamiss5 Andrew did one!!!!
Yes! I’d love to hear Joey Diaz’s answers.
Andrew did one!!
Comedians I want you guys to get on here:
Big Jay Oakerson
Tom Segura
Bert Kreischer
Bill Burr
Joey Diaz
Dave Chappelle Louis C.K. Jim Gaffigan Jim Jefferies
Joey or Jay would be amazing
Burr has done stuff with barstool so I wouldn't be surprised.
Joey is not gonna do this tho
Joey Diaz please !!
when he rethinks his questions hes like “yea no yeaaah”
I like how they never went over the Ruth Bader Ginsburg answer and I completely lost it when he said that 😂😂
Ethan Parker that was the highlight of the video
HE DID IT!!!!
this....this is an honest man....ha ha ha ha
his mom went to an Ivy League and married a mafia man ? O.o man sometimes love is blind
Remember "Guy Code"? An all-time great show.
Christopher Szakacsi dude, that show was great. Wish it was still on
When he said "woo Beyonce!" I-🤣🤣
5:08 hits home because I’m 5’6 and balding at 24 lol
RIP
I’m sorry
@@omidbeladi-mosavi326 rip I know the pain brudder
Shave your head, act with confidence and you’ll be fine
Well u got three extra inches and four extra years.
Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.
I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".
This 🙌
Not really straight just bi then, nothing wrong with labels its the negative connotations
Manny Kenneth I think I heard him say he’s straight in another video but I may be wrong idk
christinaa he is straight he just jokes about stuff like this all the time. He’s married and has a daughter.
Spitfire836 He broke up.
Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊
Respect for the way he answered that last question. This video made me laugh harder than I expected.
9 billion of us..there’s too much traffic 😂 2:07. Damn, there’s too many hysterically funny one liners in this, just watch the whole damn thing. 😆
The RBG joke didn’t age well...
I looked at the post date as soon as I heard that :)
On the bright side, we know he finally got laid
agbmoe yoooo😂
I just said that
Neither did she
He’s so honest and I love it
Chris is the perfect person for this, Bert kreischer has to be next though
Bart Chrysler is fat and racist....
This guy sounds like a Pete Davidson impression.
way before pete lol
This dude is like 10 years older
It's bc they both are from New York, it's the New York accent I feel
Fun fact: they both dated the same girl lol
This just in, people from New York City sound and talk like people from New York City.
I died when he said "About $20 g's" OMG I'm perverted as hell but I can last at least 5 days.
1:35 lmfao his brain was working double overtime trying to figure this out 😂😂😂
His New York accent is just hilarious!
I need more of this guy. Ive been binging him all day
I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended.
HILARIOUS!!!
I love this guy!
He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!!
Theee BOMB!!!
FINE CZcams, I'll watch this.
I laughed out loud at my desk like an idiot this whole vid. This was hysterical. The absolute best!!
I'm dying! This is hilarious...he's totally being honest & it's funny
His logic to these questions was onpoint
He is so transparent and real. Its refreshing. 😂😂🖤
0:51 someone got some
Definitely need a part 2
This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol
“I got a steady drip”
i don’t know how i ended up here or who this guy is, but i love it😂
Friggin hysterical!! Love him!
One of the funniest guys ever! just got really into him in the last six months, and I'm fully in love with him and Yanni!
Get Joey Diaz on this
Thank you CZcams recommendations for feeding me constant Chris Destefano
His honesty is so refreshing
He said “go to Lerner’s” lol super throwback
Outta all of these he has the best answers lmao 😂
These questions were amazing
Wow this is one of the best out of the series.
"It just depends whose wedding I was at" 🤣🤣🤣
The RBG joke is even funnier now
OMG...Chris is so funny. He is 1 of my most favorite comedians.
Love the intro mix iiiiiiii :)
Love that the crew is laughing their asses off lmao
Cos dude is so fucking funny
Damn.. haven't seen this dude in forever.. he's so funny! 😂
This shit is stupid funny…cracked ribs laughing💯💯💯
Awesome to see people really thinking about a good answer! Chris is duper funny. Any idea when Billy burr or coco Diaz gets on?
Andrew Santino would be the absolute best at this, this is right in his wheelhouse.
when he said I love sweets, I absolutely lost it
Chrissy Pre-come??! OMG! This was too funny! You are seriously BRILLIANt!
god damn i love this pure and genuine being.
One to the uvula!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
That ruth bader ginsburg joke hits different now
I love this dude!
love Chrissie chaos!!!
Raw DEEzy?!
Angelica Joi Gomez you cant give up raw deezy sex
Once again, if I ever had to assemble a crew for anything, this guy...first choice
This is awesome it’s like he’s done all of it and he’d do either
i love him so much
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Check out his appearance on Bert K's podcast. I swore i almost wet myself i laughed that hard!!
If this guy is for real... I'd want nothing more than to surround myself with friends like him!
I'm definitely paying to come see your show in North Carolina this year, assuming it doesn't get rescheduled again. Hahaha
I just discovered Chris today, and God damn am I in love!
This guy has a doctorate in Physical Therapy from a really good school, which is NOT easy to do, so some of his act is put on.
The human race is facing extinction. You save everybody but nobody knows you did it, or you save 1 million people and they all love you.
Save and nobody notices. Fuck it.
If i choose save 1 million people,will human race still be facing extinction?
Save 1 million, and it would be a fucking paradise.
Fuck everyone. I’ll save 1 million
If I get to choose the million
I don't know him but he's the funniest person to do one of those I've ever seen so far
He’s killing me bruh 😂😂😂
Why am I just now realizing that Chris is hot
@@capitonymical you are absolutely correct
Elizabeth Tucker he’s so hot
Happy Girl Who is his girlfriend?
this is the new york verison of pat mcafee lmao
Dude thank you lol it was pissing me off who he reminded me of
Chris, you already sound banged out, man.... 😂
Lmfao I needed this 😂
Bobby Lee would kill this too.
"I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN, BUT I FALL IN LOVE WITH GUYS." Jesus, this guy is golden.
I like the slight method man reference at 4:02
He got me with been there done that. Never Forget.
I think the word they were looking for is “teleport.”
5:08 As someone who’s 4’11”, I would love to be 5’3”
This guy's great 😂
These answers are ca ca ca cuuuuuuuute