Dan Soder Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2019
  • Leave your weird, crazy hypotheticals in the comments. We'll feature them on the show.
    We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Dan Soder to the test.
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  • @horntj77
    @horntj77 Před 5 lety +1448

    That Casey Anthony answer is the best answer I’ve ever seen

    • @tman5926
      @tman5926 Před 5 lety +5

      Who is Casey Anthony?

    • @NoSkillLeague
      @NoSkillLeague Před 5 lety +9

      Tegan Naidoo She killed her toddler I think.

    • @jackhill1447
      @jackhill1447 Před 5 lety +29

      Tegan Naidoo she killed her three yr old and was never convicted, they made a tv show about it I think

    • @FeoMatteo
      @FeoMatteo Před 5 lety +8

      “That’s for Caylee”💀💀💀

    • @DjDustBunny17
      @DjDustBunny17 Před 4 lety +1

      Dude I fucking cried laughing at that shit

  • @ryanhelmerichs4436
    @ryanhelmerichs4436 Před 5 lety +2958

    Casey Anthony is the best answer to any question I've seen on one of these.

  • @kay.lakitten
    @kay.lakitten Před 5 lety +650

    Yo this guy’s reasoning is 👌👌👌
    For like every question lmao

    • @Bambim8
      @Bambim8 Před 5 lety +9

      "Would you rather be blind or dickless?" Now let me ask you: why the fuck would you choose being blind when you use your eyes much more than a dick?

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc Před 5 lety +5

      Bambim Because there’s benefits that come from being blind, ironically, but no one pities you for not having a dick.

    • @alfie5168
      @alfie5168 Před 5 lety +3

      Bambim That’s neither here nor there, I’d rather not see than never be able to sleep with anyone ever again. Every girl would be a 10/10 in looks. Think about it.

  • @Avgsharkenjoyer
    @Avgsharkenjoyer Před 5 lety +532

    It took them way too long to figure out 1.5 is half of 3

  • @nickashton8334
    @nickashton8334 Před 5 lety +1267

    I have no idea who this guy is but after watching this video I wanna be friends with him

  • @trollof229antthevariable9
    @trollof229antthevariable9 Před 5 lety +306

    That Casey Anthony one was a sick pull. Full cred. 😂🤣🤣

  • @jkranjac1
    @jkranjac1 Před 5 lety +318

    Best one yet. I could literally what an entire hour of Dan answering these

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz Před 5 lety +101

    The Casey Anthony answer was pure gold. 100% spot on!

  • @williamblair-
    @williamblair- Před 5 lety +677

    I’m 5’3 with a full head of hair 😞
    But I agree 7ft and bald

    • @mattdrummond3552
      @mattdrummond3552 Před 5 lety +24

      Same, well 5'2 and 24 years old, it's actually terrible and absolutely nobody cares or could relate lol. And along with the shortness, many girls probably assume we have Napoleon syndrome. And I get it, it makes sense, a lot probably do...but it just blows...but hey, whattya gonna do? Ya just gotta do what you like to do and live authentically.

    • @yumpie100
      @yumpie100 Před 5 lety +4

      Im 6’3” and getting bald. who said life isnt’t fair lol

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 Před 5 lety +1

      5'9" and started balding in my early 20s. It is whaf it is.

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow Před 5 lety +19

      My 4'8" gf made fun of a 5'3" guy for being short. Women are merciless.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 Před 5 lety +2

      @@RyanSpringer1984 that's not too bad. Average height will compensate with a handsome face I'm sure.

  • @joshmx28
    @joshmx28 Před 5 lety +634

    $10k per day I would make it years!

    • @pillionaire07
      @pillionaire07 Před 5 lety +78

      Ain't nobody making 10k a day ever gotta worry about their dick anyway. Lol

    • @LZYDOG
      @LZYDOG Před 5 lety +8

      Shinobi Shikami but even if you couldn’t use that money for sexual gratification at all as a rule I would go for years. Feel amazing when your done and rich.

    • @usmanfarooq96
      @usmanfarooq96 Před 5 lety +6

      Ikr I mean even a hooker is a fraction of that

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 Před 5 lety +5

      When you're a millionaire you could buy prostitutes for a lifetime. Little over 3 months would be possible if I really distract myself.

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci Před 5 lety +12

      10K a day? I’d amputate my hands and live my life in luxury.

  • @jaydenallanach969
    @jaydenallanach969 Před 5 lety +219

    It’s funny how he says the opposite answer that anyone thinks he’s going to say.

    • @Quick--
      @Quick-- Před 5 lety +11

      Then proceeds to give reasoning too

    • @getfnsed9808
      @getfnsed9808 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Quick-- Then changes their opinions lmao

  • @fredmanie2926
    @fredmanie2926 Před 5 lety +129

    Danny sodes awesome as per ushe 🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥 crackle crackle!

  • @DznByLimbo
    @DznByLimbo Před 5 lety +393

    I have 10k a day, im going the rest of my life and getting laid on the reg by supermodels!

  • @CarMad97ci
    @CarMad97ci Před 5 lety +14

    This guy KILLLLLEDDDDDD me with that “heavy nostril breathing” 😂😂

  • @TimRules2
    @TimRules2 Před 5 lety +44

    I love to listen to The Wildfire with Big Jim Wilkerson and Don Sanders.

  • @sam03137
    @sam03137 Před 5 lety +19

    Are we just gonna let the fact that he joked about his dad clocking out at 48

  • @MrMartinSchou
    @MrMartinSchou Před 5 lety +53

    Brain freeze!
    Stubbing your toe three times a day means you end up losing toes sooner or later.
    Biting your cheek three times a day will ruin so many delicious meals.
    Brain freeze can be shaken off at least.

  • @Mareseley
    @Mareseley Před 5 lety +6

    I was a lil constipated until he said "sometimes you have to poop in the morning" it made me giggle a little bit and BOOM! Sweet relief.

  • @Michael-ht5fq
    @Michael-ht5fq Před 5 lety +6

    Twist the sponge! 😂😂 I'm dead!

  • @Tom-rust
    @Tom-rust Před 5 lety +131

    clearly never had a stub toe where it goes fully black and you break 5 bones in it, been there done that, brain freeze

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 Před 5 lety +46

      Jesus did you kick a fucking land mine?

    • @Tom-rust
      @Tom-rust Před 5 lety +9

      @Hydra Jamm I kicked the side of a sand bank but there was a cinder block inside it, broke 5 bones in my foot and my toe went fully black and had to get the nail removed, it's normal again but it counts as a stubbed toe

    • @aeb4865
      @aeb4865 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao some toe stubs can be wild. Mine isn’t as wild but I bled so much from a toe stub my nail wasn’t visible from the blood

    • @jschools6036
      @jschools6036 Před 5 lety +1

      When i was like 12 i stubbed my pinky toe on a square metal pipe thingy and broke the fuck out of it. i say brain freeze

    • @Tom-rust
      @Tom-rust Před 5 lety +1

      @@aeb4865 yeah man, that still sounds pretty rough

  • @lancecampbell1240
    @lancecampbell1240 Před rokem +4

    It speaks volumes to how funny a human being Dan is that he’s funnier off the cuff than he is at stand up, cause his stand up is fuckin hilarious

  • @thethingwithfins
    @thethingwithfins Před 5 lety +75

    10k a day? Fk it I'll never touch myself again

  • @immortalbozo2460
    @immortalbozo2460 Před 5 lety +14

    This is FOR SURE the best one

  • @jessecaalba8527
    @jessecaalba8527 Před 5 lety +12

    Bruh this whole video had me dead he's hilarious

  • @nwerner882
    @nwerner882 Před 5 lety +21

    Dan Soder rules as per usual.

  • @boujiatexas1870
    @boujiatexas1870 Před 5 lety +26

    Dan soder and pretty much that whole nyc crew are comedy gold .

  • @karlwashere123
    @karlwashere123 Před 5 lety +18

    Three stripes is a Sergeant Dan. Crackle Crackle.

  • @_robertoduran
    @_robertoduran Před 5 lety +1

    One of the best videos I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @craigvgs3924
    @craigvgs3924 Před 5 lety +134

    And that handsome somebitch is Dan Soder.

  • @xMrJanuaryx
    @xMrJanuaryx Před 5 lety +4

    I love how whenever he gives his answer like three dudes in the background try to convince him to go with something else lol

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming Před 5 lety +3

    I love this man

  • @franklinramirez9428
    @franklinramirez9428 Před 4 lety +1

    Man this guy is great this was a great laugh session 😂

  • @jawsytv
    @jawsytv Před 3 lety +4

    I’ve watched almost all of these and I can say this is the only dude who I’ve agreed with on every answer.

  • @bdonahue88
    @bdonahue88 Před 5 lety +15

    Crackle crackle

  • @EL6008
    @EL6008 Před 5 lety

    So I have watched all of these (so far) and this is the best one.

  • @trevor4106
    @trevor4106 Před 5 lety

    This is the best response I've seen yet. Good stuff!

  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a Před 5 lety +29

    🎶🎶🎶 *I wish they would get Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder on here together to answer internet questions in a boys dream!* 🎶🎶🎶
    #CrackleCrackle

    • @kevyncomstock9387
      @kevyncomstock9387 Před 5 lety +1

      7g6f5e4d3c2b1a I had no idea you could hashtag on here. I agree with your statement sir or maam or intergalactic algorithm.

  • @dirtybird311
    @dirtybird311 Před 3 lety +3

    Dan Soder is a legend in the making!

  • @Happy_Spatula
    @Happy_Spatula Před 4 měsíci

    This had me laughing ALLL the way through

  • @bradleyorvisii9137
    @bradleyorvisii9137 Před 5 lety

    Thank you for this brilliant idea. This is absolutely my favorite sub of all time

  • @swaggersdaddy3194
    @swaggersdaddy3194 Před 5 lety +10

    Who tf is dan soder and why is he so funny? 😂😂

  • @whoami3015
    @whoami3015 Před 5 lety +5

    One of my favorite comedians hey if you’re reading these comments you’re hilarious I love your work man!!

  • @specialistjj
    @specialistjj Před 5 lety

    The best one yet!

  • @adawg9237
    @adawg9237 Před 5 lety +2

    this is easily the best one out of Answer the Internet

  • @mrcardenas2947
    @mrcardenas2947 Před 5 lety +7

    Soder is the shit! Crackle crackle!

  • @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a
    @7g6f5e4d3c2b1a Před 5 lety +15

    Danny Sodes!!! Incase you didnt know Dan Soder RULES PER USUAL!!!
    #CrackleCrackle

  • @K9sual
    @K9sual Před 5 lety +1

    This was one of the most entertaining questionnaires I’ve ever seen

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname Před 5 lety

    I love this man.

  • @edwardgarcia2106
    @edwardgarcia2106 Před 5 lety +19

    I see dan soder I watch and like

  • @qwerty1233787
    @qwerty1233787 Před 5 lety +3

    The last question - forever. Easiest answer of my life.

  • @BurghMurph
    @BurghMurph Před 5 lety

    Dan killed it!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Monscent
    @Monscent Před 5 lety

    This got me thru today 😂

  • @AgentXXSmith
    @AgentXXSmith Před 5 lety +5

    Everyone talking off-camera is doing a great job and really contributing a LOT. I definitely didn't click this to hear Dan Soder's hilarious responses because I'm a fan of his, I came here for you guys.

  • @ld2048
    @ld2048 Před 5 lety +225

    I'm straight, but I would go that far to get rid of Tom Brady.

  • @aaronhepler8070
    @aaronhepler8070 Před 4 lety +1

    Best one yet!

  • @kevyncomstock9387
    @kevyncomstock9387 Před 5 lety +1

    Lake county Dan!!!🔥🔥🔥 crackle crackle!

  • @3dheadcreeps87
    @3dheadcreeps87 Před 5 lety +85

    Get Big Jay on here next!

    • @Tomdawg89
      @Tomdawg89 Před 5 lety +1

      Per youshhh #cracklecrackle

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 Před 5 lety +1

      Big Jay is great off the cuff on radio. He's at another level in front of a live audience

    • @creightontolliver3547
      @creightontolliver3547 Před 5 lety

      And don't have your entire staff screaming at basketball games during it. Should add that.

  • @ShittyBill88
    @ShittyBill88 Před 5 lety +6

    I have no idea who this guy is but I’m a fan 😂

    • @jkwalzo
      @jkwalzo Před 5 lety +1

      Look up Comedy Central SXM Bonfire with big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder.
      Crackle Crackle

  • @danzorena1
    @danzorena1 Před 5 lety

    I love this guy!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Loe_Jist
    @Loe_Jist Před 5 lety +28

    He looks like a young BD Wong
    🔥🔥🎸🎸 crackle crackle

  • @manuelperez4898
    @manuelperez4898 Před 5 lety +3

    It has to be some of the funniest shitt I've ever heard in a long time his answers are fuking crazy and his reactions are awesome

  • @gavincarlson2917
    @gavincarlson2917 Před 5 lety +1

    That cake question is too perfect

  • @elliotselekedi982
    @elliotselekedi982 Před 4 lety

    This guy really went in on those questions,,, he gave the best entertaining and funny answers

  • @Jurgy777
    @Jurgy777 Před 5 lety +7

    This guy's voice is like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs.

  • @iowahawkeyes9486
    @iowahawkeyes9486 Před 5 lety +3

    It’s Vanilla Dan!!!

  • @theothermother70
    @theothermother70 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how the guys behind the camera are heard making their reactions and rebuttals with his decisions.

  • @CavemanNinja100
    @CavemanNinja100 Před 5 lety +1

    "Twist the sponge" haha

  • @like_mf_tim6769
    @like_mf_tim6769 Před 5 lety +30

    9:15 i know it‘s hard but money over everything so i would get a Millionär

    • @im00n.83
      @im00n.83 Před 5 lety

      T. Haber bet you’re german

    • @luimu
      @luimu Před 5 lety

      It isng hard at all, you can just fuck girls everyday with that money

    • @like_mf_tim6769
      @like_mf_tim6769 Před 5 lety

      im00n. Autokorrektur hat mich verraten oder?

    • @anson7776
      @anson7776 Před 5 lety

      Isolation

  • @jefftalkssports5455
    @jefftalkssports5455 Před 8 měsíci

    THIS NEVER GETS OLD! DAN YOU THE SHIIIIT

  • @TieTieTV
    @TieTieTV Před 5 lety

    this was absolutely hilarious

  • @chrish267
    @chrish267 Před 5 lety +10

    "Who's good at math?" Not the guy who answered

    • @iannickle8386
      @iannickle8386 Před 5 lety

      He said 1 and 1/2 but meant 3'1.5" he was right

  • @robertdesantis7004
    @robertdesantis7004 Před 5 lety +10

    That 5’3 and a head of hair question got to me.... I’m 16 and 5’3 and I play hockey so I gotta flow lol

  • @Stogie1
    @Stogie1 Před 5 lety

    Hands down the best one ever

  • @quinnmcdonald3763
    @quinnmcdonald3763 Před 5 lety +2

    Dan Soder is funny as hell 😂😂😂

  • @brendanboyer220
    @brendanboyer220 Před 5 lety +3

    Dan Soder is basically the unofficial 3rd host of KFC Radio. Fits in perfectly and he’s hilarious.

    • @nephewsb
      @nephewsb Před 5 lety

      Dan Soder officially has a radio show 4 days a week with Big Jay Oakerson, called The Bonfire on SiriusXM

    • @nephewsb
      @nephewsb Před 5 lety

      @@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva No... He's ONE OF THE HOST of a National Radio Show... If you want to say he's a 3rd mic on any other show that's fine. Just don't forget Soder and Big Jay host a National Radio Show.

  • @johnmichael642
    @johnmichael642 Před 5 lety +11

    $10,000 a day! r u kidding me! I would go a year easy!

  • @alexavery8251
    @alexavery8251 Před 5 lety

    I love dan soder!!!!!

  • @byronmiller5520
    @byronmiller5520 Před 5 lety

    Being Awesome per Ushe!! Vanilla Dan killing it

  • @etherealwraith203
    @etherealwraith203 Před 5 lety +5

    For the 10k thing, that’s what a significant other is for

  • @blopblop333
    @blopblop333 Před 5 lety +10

    Only making a 10 minute video with the Sodez? Uhh...whhhy wood yew dew thaaaat?

  • @alexanderalza7964
    @alexanderalza7964 Před 5 lety +1

    Dan Soder is in his element here, genius. Crackle Crackle.

  • @gaelk2301
    @gaelk2301 Před 5 lety

    Hahaha this was great 😂😂😂

  • @davidssling932
    @davidssling932 Před 5 lety +25

    I would have said Cardi B. I’ll take 1 for the team

  • @h4n5i
    @h4n5i Před 5 lety +3

    how did you never hurt your head, i do that so often i rather wish being small, i always can get a ladder...

  • @briesthoughts2261
    @briesthoughts2261 Před 5 lety +1

    Dan is so cute and hilarious!!👏👏👏👏

  • @chadmoses123
    @chadmoses123 Před 5 lety +1

    Dude is hilarious

  • @tambourine3632
    @tambourine3632 Před 5 lety +4

    Dohville Rule #63: Always hit like on a Dan Soder video!

  • @ianmcalindon9385
    @ianmcalindon9385 Před 5 lety +3

    It would be between Cardi B, Kim K, and Riley Reid

  • @averagecheezyman8779
    @averagecheezyman8779 Před 5 lety

    Why do I like that he was talking to the camera crew this entire time is her questions for him. Makes it more open like there’s a whole bunch of people in the room but more mysterious in the way.

  • @chewie2055
    @chewie2055 Před 5 lety

    Twist the sponge....🤣

  • @connorcoyle8841
    @connorcoyle8841 Před 5 lety +14

    I’ll be honest the lack of question marks is somewhat distracting and annoying.

  • @jasonhinojosa7623
    @jasonhinojosa7623 Před 5 lety +20

    Tomi Lahren.
    Any more brain busters?

  • @Michael313MAD
    @Michael313MAD Před 5 lety +1

    This is the friend everybody wants 💯💯😂

  • @jonahhill7675
    @jonahhill7675 Před 5 lety

    This is this funniest CZcams vid I've seen in a while

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 Před 5 lety +3

    I'd do k.j rowling, no one would suspect me after she writes that I was actually gay the whole time.

  • @johnathancollard53
    @johnathancollard53 Před 5 lety +80

    I’ll take one for the team and pick Nancy palosi

  • @imperialadvisoraremheshvau3788

    Dan was great!

  • @maddog7212
    @maddog7212 Před 4 lety +2

    we need a part 2 with dan soder

  • @2but800
    @2but800 Před 5 lety +4

    My kid just stubbed his toe took the pinky nail clean OFF....
    How the F you don't say brain freeze

  • @r1p2r1p2
    @r1p2r1p2 Před 5 lety +5

    I can go for rest of my life for 10k