Bert Kreischer Answers The Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @AnswertheInternet
    @AnswertheInternet  Před 4 lety +82

    Pick Up a Copy of Answer The Internet the Game Here:
    store.barstoolsports.com/products/kfc-radio-answer-the-internet-card-game

  • @joshuahales7551
    @joshuahales7551 Před 4 lety +1719

    This guy looks exactly like that comedian Bernt Chrysler

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 Před 4 lety +1050

    I would love to see Bert and his cousin on a podcast, after those 2 stories alone. Anyone that can shock Bert with their antics, is on a whole different level.

    • @eriksolce7000
      @eriksolce7000 Před 4 lety +2

      Bert hosts one of the longest running podcasts

    • @sisyr5615
      @sisyr5615 Před 4 lety +19

      @@eriksolce7000 yeah but is his cousin on it?

    • @alext7t604
      @alext7t604 Před 4 lety

      eyyyyyy

    • @Wwattz
      @Wwattz Před 4 lety +1

      The abe and ari podcast.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo Před 4 lety +2

      Rhan vehnolds van wilder was adapted from a news story about bert.

  • @VexillariusMusicEDM
    @VexillariusMusicEDM Před 4 lety +892

    Has Bert ever completed an entire thought

    • @brento4605
      @brento4605 Před 4 lety +53

      Vexillarius he’s working on it

    • @justinbeagle5805
      @justinbeagle5805 Před 4 lety +6

      Well, where he ends it, it's completed. Who wants to think more than that?

    • @Sickwithit355
      @Sickwithit355 Před 4 lety +2

      @@justinbeagle5805 Not Burnt Crystals

    • @eriktorres6994
      @eriktorres6994 Před 4 lety +1

      He just goes through the best parts of multiple thought then there's not much to finish anyway

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee Před 4 lety

      Nope

  • @Mperkins813
    @Mperkins813 Před 4 lety +467

    They aren't "frozen, they are actors just pretending" well gosh damn bert...thanks for clearing that up

  • @SportsTalkLive13
    @SportsTalkLive13 Před 4 lety +256

    2:40 is the embodiment of “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 Před 4 lety +4

      i'm not saying anything, but as soon as over 150 dollars are involved, I am no longer me and I wish you to respect my choices

  • @mugzie3989
    @mugzie3989 Před 4 lety +633

    5 dollars for hand sanitizer? He’s really living in the past

  • @traywhitsell5159
    @traywhitsell5159 Před 4 lety +902

    True fans know the Machine can't read. He memorized all of those flashcards. They just look like hieroglyphics to him

    • @Isaac-od4rm
      @Isaac-od4rm Před 4 lety +7

      They're essentially Charlie's dream journal from iasip

    • @jcarson3721
      @jcarson3721 Před 4 lety +8

      "You have to remember, I was giving an interview in a language with which I was unfamiliar with their alphabet"

    • @kodamatthews9016
      @kodamatthews9016 Před 4 lety +6

      star circle hashtag shoe

    • @makerstudios5456
      @makerstudios5456 Před 4 lety +9

      They taught him to recognize certain symbols like Koko the gorilla. “Burt want raindrop drink!”

    • @brendtman
      @brendtman Před 4 lety +2

      That's some funny shit

  • @travis7350
    @travis7350 Před 4 lety +1444

    I’m not saying Bert is Hitler all I’m saying is they have never been in the same room together

  • @Larsove8
    @Larsove8 Před 4 lety +193

    *Q* Bert, what is your favorite colour?
    *Bert -* So, this one time......

  • @travisinthetrunk
    @travisinthetrunk Před 4 lety +260

    About damn time you guys had Bert on here.

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey Před 4 lety +74

    I love Burnt Chrysler!

  • @uncommon0belief
    @uncommon0belief Před 4 lety +136

    I think Bert Kreisher is the only one that went all in on ask the internet Lol!

    • @EdoKwin
      @EdoKwin Před 4 lety +7

      He actually just rolled with everything straight off and had fun. A lot of other people overthink it.

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety

      When he said 'ask' the internet, I thought maybe he was already drunk 😝

  • @GinandGrapefruit
    @GinandGrapefruit Před 4 lety +109

    Bert should call his new new special “ a tall boy and a black and mild”

    • @nicfoster4094
      @nicfoster4094 Před 4 lety +2

      this comment will always be underrated

    • @jawnjacob7573
      @jawnjacob7573 Před 3 lety +1

      Idk why he chose a tallboy over a 40 though. A 40 of Hurricane or St. Ides and a black used to be my jam in highschool.

    • @user-eh3jb6qf1y
      @user-eh3jb6qf1y Před 2 lety

      @@jawnjacob7573 the breakfast of champions

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 Před 4 lety +97

    The Time Traveler's Wife thing was equal parts hilarious and touching.

    • @TheWalkingDavid
      @TheWalkingDavid Před 4 lety

      James Mason glad I didn’t have to type this. It’s a great movie. Underrated

  • @KineticTaco
    @KineticTaco Před 4 lety +96

    Bert is dying on the inside even thinking about a seltzer water with the sunset 👍

  • @BertaRawDawg
    @BertaRawDawg Před 4 lety +266

    Best part is having the setup on this one not be perfect. I feel like the kid gagging and throwing up + the camera falling over happened on the most acceptable episode. Bert seems like the most down to earth, don't treat me like a celebrity kinda guy.

    • @markrasta9046
      @markrasta9046 Před 4 lety +4

      Forrest Harvey he’s a compulsive liar and fake laughs and brags about his success

    • @1492Jam
      @1492Jam Před 4 lety +15

      Mark Rasta You just described every stand up comedian ever

    • @ericrenquist6494
      @ericrenquist6494 Před 4 lety +3

      @@markrasta9046 I agree that his bragging can get annoying. One time on Rogans podcast he went on and on about all the awesome shit he's done, riding motorcycles through Veitnam , ziplining five billions miles an hour etc.

    • @MrJamesohh
      @MrJamesohh Před 4 lety +14

      @@markrasta9046 he has never had a "real" job, of course you would brag about that. He has taken the piss his entire adult life and people paid him to. That is worth bragging about.

    • @thedeafgenius
      @thedeafgenius Před 4 lety

      Kid is a pussy and shouldnt be working at barstool.

  • @jaygroomes1357
    @jaygroomes1357 Před 4 lety +60

    More comedians need to be more interactive like Bert rather than just answering the questions boringly

    • @1untamedbrain
      @1untamedbrain Před 4 lety +10

      You can tell he's authentic. He's just naturally a person that pulls in the entire room when he's speaking. He has what they call a magnetic personality.

    • @elias6570
      @elias6570 Před 4 lety +1

      1untamedbrain it’s a shame he’s so racist. He could do really good things with his career if he hung up his klan hood

    • @daddumleitgames6019
      @daddumleitgames6019 Před 4 lety +2

      E lias how is he racist lol?

    • @kayamorris3144
      @kayamorris3144 Před 4 lety +2

      daddumleit games I’m curious as well

    • @perrywinklefartsniffer6630
      @perrywinklefartsniffer6630 Před 4 lety

      @@daddumleitgames6019 ask tom segura

  • @ShivaRainchild
    @ShivaRainchild Před 4 lety +84

    We already know the answer of the question in the thumbnail.

  • @trippwhitaker1809
    @trippwhitaker1809 Před 4 lety +97

    If $5 doesn’t get you drunk you’ve never bought 2 four lokos in Florida and funneled them both

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk Před 4 lety +5

      The season finale of the revival of "I Shouldnt Be Alive" is gonna be your story

    • @Lamm2910
      @Lamm2910 Před 4 lety +1

      2 for 5 all day

    • @alefever93
      @alefever93 Před 4 lety

      @Let Tice Hand Grenades ain't shit

    • @alexstroud3854
      @alexstroud3854 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, he must be losing touch with his Floridian roots. I'm in Georgia but I'd go to Quick Trip and grab a $3.50 bottle of wine, that'll get you somewhere at least. Or get like 3 cans of 8.5% Schlitz "The Bull". I'm a drunkard on a budget XD

    • @kaitlyns9972
      @kaitlyns9972 Před 4 lety

      Tripp Whitaker my initial thought lol

  • @benjohannes7873
    @benjohannes7873 Před 4 lety +124

    Brent Crystals is THE best person for this game

    • @nutty5127
      @nutty5127 Před 4 lety +1

      Ben Johannes burp chrysler

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick Před 4 lety +115

    The only thing funnier than that guy puking is when Bert dry heaves himself.

  • @vipinsanthosh2764
    @vipinsanthosh2764 Před 4 lety +100

    New special "hey big boy" out on Netflix. Gotta do your work for you Bert

    • @deshaundozier
      @deshaundozier Před 4 lety

      Vipin Santhosh watched half and it was ok.

    • @sleepeasyfriends3149
      @sleepeasyfriends3149 Před 4 lety +3

      Vipin Santhosh it sucked

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner Před 4 lety +3

      I _loved_ it!
      His youngest daughter sounds so fun.

    • @jamesl3426
      @jamesl3426 Před 4 lety +1

      deshaun dozier Secret time was better

    • @For_The_Watch
      @For_The_Watch Před 4 lety +4

      Bianca Bloom I thought it was really good as well. I was in literal tears when he was taking about his 2 favorite things to do with his gun 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @iann399
    @iann399 Před 4 lety +34

    This is by far my favourite one 😂😂😂

  • @user-zb6lg1xj3k
    @user-zb6lg1xj3k Před 4 lety +19

    2:06 “but they’re not actually frozen!” Hahahah no shit Burnt

  • @OdinsSon22
    @OdinsSon22 Před 4 lety +35

    They say women talk more than men, berts an exception.. he talks more than 10 women combined

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 Před 4 lety +9

    Fingers crossed for more with Bert!
    He tells an entire story with every answer. It's awesome! lol

  • @DJWideNigga
    @DJWideNigga Před 4 lety +24

    This guy is a legend The machine forever😂💯

  • @addisonjacoby
    @addisonjacoby Před 4 lety +5

    I love how in depth he goes into the questions

  • @michaelabulman8451
    @michaelabulman8451 Před 4 lety +24

    I almost didn't recognize him with a shirt on

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot Před 4 lety

      DAMN, I guess someone had to beat me to it. He's very proud of his beer belly ^_^

  • @Winterknows
    @Winterknows Před 4 lety +8

    I just watched your Netflix special, it was amazing! I laughed so hard my husband thought I was crazy!

  • @pogosticksrreal
    @pogosticksrreal Před 4 lety +10

    That Time Travelers Wife synopsis legit made me start crying

  • @lerrickduque4152
    @lerrickduque4152 Před 4 lety +3

    This is what the world needed in a time like this🥺 greatest episode yet

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 Před 4 lety +39

    How to know you've got an alcohol problem: not understanding that being drunk and never having a drink aren't the same thing.

  • @timestamptramp6192
    @timestamptramp6192 Před 4 lety

    This is my new favorite channel, subbed!

  • @nzajflynn
    @nzajflynn Před 4 lety +1

    I've watched a bunch of these, noone else holds a candle to Bert.

  • @Barry-Sweaty
    @Barry-Sweaty Před 4 lety +8

    Burnt Chrysler looks like he hasn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in weeks, love you Burnt

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 Před 4 lety +9

    Bert freakin' TAKES OVER a room...

  • @jackygreenhow9889
    @jackygreenhow9889 Před 4 lety +1

    this us so funny! the behind the scenes interaction with bert is the cherry on top

  • @cheekyshenanigans1650
    @cheekyshenanigans1650 Před 4 lety

    hey check out our recent podcast episode with comedian Adam Ray here: czcams.com/video/2Ds13BCMdMk/video.html

  • @ColejoeBRO
    @ColejoeBRO Před 4 lety +12

    He could’ve bought a Four Loko and chugged it. Anyone gets smacked off those!!

  • @jamesjemo4954
    @jamesjemo4954 Před 4 lety +3

    Thought I was going straight to the drunk question but stayed through the whole thing, never laughed this hard in so long

  • @galenleslie5768
    @galenleslie5768 Před 4 lety

    This is the best episode I've seen this guy is fantastic!

  • @taedo7661
    @taedo7661 Před 4 lety +1

    Other folks just answer, I love how Bert actually puts serious thought into his answers. It's great.

  • @lightt5209
    @lightt5209 Před 4 lety +98

    The "would you rather be drunk 24/7, or never drunk again" dilemma is one that alcoholics face literally everyday. just saying.

  • @rnajarro11
    @rnajarro11 Před 4 lety +7

    YES!!!! FINALLY YOU GOT HIM ON!!!!

  • @julenguerrero1353
    @julenguerrero1353 Před 2 lety

    We need a part 2 please 😂 this is the best one

  • @blackmass5846
    @blackmass5846 Před 4 lety +1

    This is the best interview right now omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kaptainhugz7695
    @kaptainhugz7695 Před 4 lety +52

    I am so impressed that Bert was able to go 17 minutes without being racist

    • @Brandon.Murphy
      @Brandon.Murphy Před 4 lety

      Kaptain Hugz what about at 2:17?

    • @ogfunctionn
      @ogfunctionn Před 4 lety +6

      @@Brandon.Murphy not racist at all lmao. He simply couldnt do a Japanese accent so he did another. Hows that racist? Fuck outta here with your nitpicking bullshit

    • @QueenNelly14
      @QueenNelly14 Před 4 lety

      Function YESSSS!!!!

    • @Brandon.Murphy
      @Brandon.Murphy Před 4 lety +1

      Function I was joking

  • @simonmckendry9298
    @simonmckendry9298 Před 4 lety +3

    This game was made for Bert. Loved his new special.

  • @mbrady8946
    @mbrady8946 Před 4 lety

    One of the best in this series!

  • @batmantoast8013
    @batmantoast8013 Před 4 lety +1

    Definitely one of the best guests on this show!!!

  • @In_Case_Im_Fake
    @In_Case_Im_Fake Před 4 lety +8

    Hey producer! let's get on that spill! that green is leakin cuz!

  • @eriktorres6994
    @eriktorres6994 Před 4 lety +4

    "I'm hearing a lot of 'forever' talk" lmao
    Imagine doing rehab for some hard AF drugs and then you can't even have a drink anymore ever 😭

  • @ricklee4220
    @ricklee4220 Před 4 lety

    This is the best thing I've watched in a long time

  • @lukemeadus8076
    @lukemeadus8076 Před 4 lety +1

    This is a masterpiece 😂

  • @staceydiggan805
    @staceydiggan805 Před 4 lety +14

    I would break my hand to get out of Dave Matthews Band...🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 Před 4 lety +11

    This the best one next to biznasty and Cody ko/Noel Miller

  • @theananyo
    @theananyo Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks for the recommendation, Bert.

  • @noahdickinson6975
    @noahdickinson6975 Před 3 lety

    this is the absolute best one

  • @edithmr21o
    @edithmr21o Před 4 lety +7

    "My daughter is going to search me someday say 'i miss dad' watch this and be like 'wtf'?"
    Awe dont say that we want you around for a long time

  • @cxh6779
    @cxh6779 Před 4 lety +4

    8:50 I believe he’s insinuating that he is currently doing that 😂

  • @zjp692004
    @zjp692004 Před 4 lety

    now my favorite episode! love bert

  • @robertjmckenna
    @robertjmckenna Před 6 měsíci

    Been binging ATI episodes the last few days and one of the best.

  • @MrBob2212
    @MrBob2212 Před 4 lety +7

    I was brushing my teeth to this and spit so much toothpaste out when the host yelled “you can finish in a nicer place than IN HIS ASS” 😂

  • @poyoloko1961
    @poyoloko1961 Před 4 lety +116

    If ur gonna have bert on here he better be wasted

    • @brandonolson7507
      @brandonolson7507 Před 4 lety +1

      He was shit faced on Legion of Skanks last week and it was rough

  • @hidorikadoom4776
    @hidorikadoom4776 Před 3 lety +1

    I like how he makes just everyone around him talk more and more it’s friggen hilarious

  • @Rob_0011
    @Rob_0011 Před 4 lety +2

    LOL man cooking show is awesome

  • @s.d.3236
    @s.d.3236 Před 4 lety +4

    What movie made you cry?
    This clip at “fire in the hole” while trying to not laugh at work.

  • @pmurpmur
    @pmurpmur Před 4 lety +10

    anybody else think the mark in the bottom right (just left of the logo) was a smudge on their screen and tried to get it off?

  • @ScottWaa
    @ScottWaa Před 4 lety +1

    This is my favorite interview since he did that morning tv show.

  • @besidju3938
    @besidju3938 Před 4 lety

    Best episode yet!

  • @ri1079
    @ri1079 Před 4 lety +4

    What they didn’t know is that Bert was hammered here and nobody knew

  • @gracehampton7036
    @gracehampton7036 Před 4 lety +9

    Why is it that instead of explaining the math they just wrote “explains math”

  • @dragonflybtchbauer7655
    @dragonflybtchbauer7655 Před 4 lety +1

    Time Traveler's Wife IS AMAZING! I didn't know I would like it so much. I think their wedding day was one of my favorite scenes other than the one Bert mentioned

  • @satyajith19
    @satyajith19 Před 4 lety

    Best kind of guy to do this sort of thing

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner Před 4 lety +5

    God damn I love him.
    His new special had me roaring laughing.
    I love how he really considers the questions too, looking at both side and picking them apart. That’s some top notch critical thinking buddy.

  • @ArmyofBulldogsProductions413

    I'd rather brake my hand than go to a Dave Matthews concert.

    • @brandoncarter1173
      @brandoncarter1173 Před 4 lety +7

      I'll break my hand and still go to a Dave Matthews concert.

    • @savehimgffff1777
      @savehimgffff1777 Před 4 lety +5

      Why? Their live concerts are awesome!

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious Před 4 lety +2

      @@brandoncarter1173 damn right and possibly a future millionaire

  • @bigmrmacharward
    @bigmrmacharward Před 4 lety

    Best episode of this show ever!

  • @orisisgamers7854
    @orisisgamers7854 Před 4 lety

    nearly 18 mins
    worth it!!

  • @TheDoomWorm
    @TheDoomWorm Před 4 lety +8

    Im watching this on Home Office... I really hope the IT department isnt recording my microphone

  • @mikeridgland4783
    @mikeridgland4783 Před 4 lety +9

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Bert doing barstool content..but what I would give to see Joey Diaz come on ATI or some other barstool series .

    • @missnerdynurse5923
      @missnerdynurse5923 Před 4 lety +1

      Mike Ridgland oh FUCK YES. I fuck love me some Joey Coco Diaz!

  • @Packerprep4
    @Packerprep4 Před 4 lety

    Best one BY FAR

  • @antonyohara
    @antonyohara Před 4 lety +12

    how much is a tall boy like seven bucks? wow rich guy moment

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 Před 4 lety +5

      Antony O'Hara I wonder if this is also because everywhere he drinks (LA, big cities, airports, hotels, etc) have super inflated prices compared to “normal” cities

    • @coldpocket1988
      @coldpocket1988 Před 4 lety

      You can get a four loko for less than 5

    • @lowkeykeylow5526
      @lowkeykeylow5526 Před 4 lety

      1.89 for a tall boy of hurricane here in Washington state

  • @SobaHoe
    @SobaHoe Před 4 lety +25

    Haha jokes on him can’t even buy hand sanitizer anymore

  • @aleonel1745
    @aleonel1745 Před 4 lety +1

    Berts really one of the best comedians there is lmfaoo

  • @FerBoy77
    @FerBoy77 Před 4 lety

    This might be the best video ever

  • @SvgeMars
    @SvgeMars Před 4 lety +8

    I’ve only ever seen 1 of this guys jokes, but after watching this, he seems hilarious. Just saw his Netflix special, gonna go watch it. Any other good specials he has?

    • @steph_hunt6007
      @steph_hunt6007 Před 4 lety +2

      He has a stand up called "flying dildos" hilarious

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Před 2 lety

      All of them

    • @SvgeMars
      @SvgeMars Před 2 lety

      @@etangbose4755 lol this was forever ago. I’ve went and watched most of them haha

  • @Nail0000
    @Nail0000 Před rokem +7

    Bert is literally that chillest, happiest dude you’ll find on the internet, I feel like he have an unknown ability to light up the mood of every room he enters

  • @mugetsu8580
    @mugetsu8580 Před 4 lety

    One of my top 5 favourite comedians

  • @fishnhunt2187
    @fishnhunt2187 Před 4 lety

    definitely need more of this ..haha😂

  • @comecorrecttv4287
    @comecorrecttv4287 Před 4 lety +14

    I love that Bert is bisexual, he's so progressive!

    • @Dianasviews
      @Dianasviews Před 4 lety

      Come Correct TV 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @kwowwandryan
      @kwowwandryan Před 4 lety +4

      He’s just so racist though

    • @Dianasviews
      @Dianasviews Před 4 lety

      Ryan Brown 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nostalgiatime5821
      @nostalgiatime5821 Před 4 lety +1

      Ryan Brown who gives a shit

    • @razzmatazz7198
      @razzmatazz7198 Před 4 lety +4

      Nostalgia Time Bert isn’t racist. He’s like the nicest dude ever. I met him after a comedy store and we smoked a joint together. I’m black.

  • @hioeo
    @hioeo Před 4 lety +3

    "Maybe hand sanitizer"
    For $5?? You're insane.

  • @kitesurferwoohoo4676
    @kitesurferwoohoo4676 Před 4 lety

    JUST AWESOME AND SO TRUE

  • @leonardojensenribeiro7252

    Best one yet.

  • @pepespliff8980
    @pepespliff8980 Před 4 lety +5

    Every stoner has talked about having the weed stat we always talk about I wonder how much weed I've smoked in my life time

    • @dakodatrumble4981
      @dakodatrumble4981 Před 4 lety

      Too got dayum much

    • @pepespliff8980
      @pepespliff8980 Před 4 lety +1

      @@DistractedArachnid yeah I always think that I could have my own house with a nice car and have holidays and all that but I guess that's life

  • @erichodge567
    @erichodge567 Před 4 lety +13

    This guy's hilarious, but I can't afford to lose this many brain cells.

  • @lewisshepherd7786
    @lewisshepherd7786 Před 4 lety

    This channel needs more subs lol.

  • @Jmrox2001
    @Jmrox2001 Před 4 lety

    I love when he makes the sound with the card

  • @TheCpadron19
    @TheCpadron19 Před 4 lety +4

    Original can of four locos before they took the caffeine out.