Meet the Scout
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- čas přidán 18. 01. 2009
- Meet the Scout, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
Name: Scout
Role: Offense
Weapons: Scattergun / Pistol / Baseball Bat
The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray. - Zábava
"Grass Grows"
"Birds fly"
"Sun shines"
"And bruddah, I hurt peole"
*B O I N K*
I'm a force of nature
BONK
@roy Rodriquez no that’s the second one
B O N P
@roy Rodriquez it isnt bonk yet, when he says that its B O I N K but later in the video its B O N K
I love how he says bonk
The deadliest things known to man
1: being from where scout is from
2: weapons
3: poison
I can Relate
*B O N K*
Shouldn't being where Scout's from be at #1
Weapons and Poison aren't a guaranteed kill
@@peggyschuyler3330 yea u right imma fix that
@AwesomeDrawings L0L
Merasmus voice: MAGIC
Comment: _stops being underrated_
The fact that they managed to make even the most basic character look badass
true Morgana, true
I didn't know cats liked team fortress 2
@@ObrymiHES NOT A CAT
Fr he looks like he's just a troublesome teen who just graduated to 10th grade
I think he has character
The fact that where scout was born and raised is more dangerous then being in an actual warzone is actually scary
Boston...
@@NikoCigoj Terrifying!
(Boston Jumpscare)
@@arson1tez AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He was born in Massachusetts
Scout in trailer: completely avoids all the sentry's bullets like a ninja
Scout in game: dies inmediatly at the seight of a sentry
...or destroys the sentry (A RARITY)
Actually that was a heavy shooting. I ddon't know where the Sentry Gun went-
He has a bonkatomic punch you just don't see it
@@person2483 Or it was just normal tf2 footage (source spagehtti plus valve servers which are mars make this)
Scout is not Bad the players are bad
heavy was screaming the whole time, even when he wasn't being hit, true heavy.
Gonny
Kobra Khan he’s now a gonny let’s cal
Him dead fat bald fatty fat fat fat
sandvich
raksiie. Sandvich
So was scout
14 years later and Jerma’s still going strong!
985 kills on his strange scattergun
Amogus face?
The way it keeps transitioning back and fourth with Heavy and Scout fighting each other to Scout just casually talking about himself is pure golden
Trailer: Scout is effective against Soldier, Sentry, and Heavy.
Gameplay: The complete opposite
LemonPie Heavies aren’t too much of a problem if you can get close enough to whack em with a bat. Soldiers are pretty easy to dodge if you are good.
Sentries fucking suck.
Sky Krasher sentries are okay unless its against a wall, I use the circle around them tactic
Mini sentries though
Sky Krasher why would you use a bat to kill a heavy just shoot it unless you’re using the backscatter up front or something also sentries don’t suck, because brainless are too mentally challenged to use their head to avoid sentries
FrogChip
>character made to cap points and flank
>sentry on point
ok
@@skykrasher4475 Heavies with good tracking can be dangerous for a scout
I still love how it’s cannon that he talked so long that the interviewer straight up ran out of film.
That is amazing
Also apparently the interviewer was killed after the meet the videos to tie loose ends
Edit: change lose to loose cus I’m big dumb
Canon*
@@seronymus cannnnnnnnon*
also the little details, like when he taps the camera before "force of nature" the fingerprint remains on screen for the rest of the main part
Interesting detail, when scout says "i hurt people" and touch the camera, his fingerprint stays in there until the end, but only in this camera of the interview, maybe to film the action, the cameraman cleaned the lenses
Thats an insane detail i never noticed that
THATS SO COOL OMG
I love how this game establishes that all of the classes have advantages over each other by having the skinniest merc beat the hell out of the biggest merc.
Author: “The tree is green”
English teacher: 0:53
"The fact that the tree is green in the winter symbolizes the triumphant battle of nature to survive."
-English teacher, probably
Better time stamp is 0:54
@@Poptomist Ok
For a second I though it was the scream
This is underrated af
0:53 When you finish your first 5 minutes at the gym.
Underrated Comment!
We're did you leave
That’s me and my friends all the time.
first and last* 5 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENT: I MADE IT HIT 420 LIKES.
This has to be Scout's "pyroland" where he always kicks ass in situations he's clearly outmatched in.
Clicked on this thinking it was a meme. Waited like 30 seconds for the joke, until finally realizing it was the original.
US soldiers: Theres no one in this forest
Vietnamese soldiers: 0:43
*M E E T T H E P Y R O*
*O R P H A N S*
Yo hello here my friends
You know who I am
I guess you don't know I can be you I can be everywhere I can be well you know
@@-Cinderace- *G E T A J O B H I P P I E*
That was amazing
The dislikes were from people who didn't know who they were talking to.
Nice one
JeSUS Christ thanks for the likes je SUS
@ScOrPiOn Games its the feeling of going fast I used to main scout and I relate to him quite a lot in real life so I confirm its the feeling of speed
Lol
They were from where he was from. Now they're dead!
For to answer all those people's questions, they're talking to basically, kind of a big deal.
POV: from Boston:THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS *pulls out the sandman*
This was the very first TF2 video I ever saw. And THAT'S why Scout's my favorite :)
Parents: *sleeping*
8 year old that peed in the bed: 0:43
_Yo, whats up?_
That’s my favourite quote from scout apart from BONK
Yo lmao
666 likes do not change it pleeaasse
@@DarklordKermit77 Ppl: No
Scout in the trailer: "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people."
Scout in the game: "Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda, I die to sentrys."
He still hurt people tho
Pulls out pistol*
You know, i don't trip with the same rock two times
@@Trigos211 gets wrangled after engineer realizes his sentry being scratched
@@dapperfield595 it just happened once
just use bonk atomic punch. one of scout's first 3 unlocks, and it exists for this exact reason. i main scout.
Not even the “good at dodging” thing, the fact that he defeated a Heavy eating a sanvich it’s hilarious 😂
0:58 grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother the darkness is coming you need to run
Me: Opens a pack of gum.
Everyone else in the classroom: 0:43
HHAHAHAHA.
So true
this needs more likes lmao
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
cAn I hAvE a PiEcE?
Romans: yay we killed Jesus
Jesus on the 3rd day: 0:43
XD
Meme Godz perfect!
LMAOOO
XD
r/dankchristianmemes
[Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of RED team.]
[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]
[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]
[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]
[Meet the Scout's Title Card]
[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]
Scout: "Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?"
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]
Scout: "Yo, what's up?"
[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]
Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]
Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]
Scout: "BOINK!"
[Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "I'm a force a' nature!"
[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]
Scout: "BONK!"
[Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]
[Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "WOOO!"
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Scene fades in to reveal Scout sitting on the twitching body of the Heavy eating his Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]
Beautiful...
I'm blind, thanks for this!
He is a force of nature even 14 years later
*Disclaimer*: Characters may be more shitty against heavies sentries and soldiers than they appear
They're F2P
umm scout destroys heavy in a 1v1 most of the time, as for the sentry gun *Bonk*
Elias Culver
and they can dodge soldier rocket pretty easy .
but fir the sentry you right .
You can't play scout then, ahaha.
Elias Culver pakshit
Weeds grow,
Birds crap,
Sun Burns
And brother, I hug people
Yes
Me trying to cheer up friend who is in the dumps about something
Jacks Adventures!! 2 I’m a force of friendlies. If you were from where i was from, you’d need a hug too.
And brother, I herpe
But brøther, I consume people
15 years later. Still watching those awesome cinematics. Plz Valve, break the curse of the 3.
This gives false hope
Even when running really fast I can assure you sentries won’t miss you
I'm glad I'm not the only one who greets everyone with "Yo, what's up?"
No😂
Same lmao 😂
same here xd
same
You're not the only one.
Baby chicks after hatching:
"Mom come pick me up I'm scared"
Baby turtles after hatching:
0:14
Baby turtles are alpha babys
i wish i commented this
@AntecSven Scout it’s faster like Sonic the Hedgehog
Context: Baby turtles run to the water when hatching to find her mom
i laughed so hard after i saw this comment
fun fact: if you were from where scout was from
you'd be fricking dead
Just say fucking dead I know they remove it but at least don’t be a pussy. I mean you could’ve censored it.
Scout is so cool I wish Boston was real
This comment goes hard
Have you tried the commonwealth... wait, that's not real..
1:03 When you're going into labor at the hospital but your card declines
Underrated comment 🤣
Abortion for dummies
OH GOD
Good thing I’m on the toilet reading this comment. Just shit with laughter.
@@shitass7389 turbo mode
Fun fact:BONK means
B=Break
O=Opponents
N=Nuts and
K=Kidneys
Oh...
good
Like
But why, why would you do this
Wow
Your work is going into my Team Fortress 2 archive!
Evil Mikhail brought me here
0:47 Why is Scout screaming? It's so funny.
To fit the mood
I thought it was because he would be seriously hurt or dead if he got hit, also fits the mood because he’s struggling to kill Heavy as evidenced by him also getting headlocked
Its hilarious
It's a vicious warcry.
I think he's trying to mock the heavy.
Rule #1 of tf2: don’t be from where scout was from.
Boston...
@@huebcite5016 damn dude better not being from there
I’m from Boston....
Wait who’s at my door let me go check.......
And those were the last words from Optifine.
F in chat.
Top 10 Anime Deaths
I absolutely love how scout sounds like bandi/sketch
I love the little detail of Scout's fingerprint stays on he screen after he touch it.
Scout: Boston
Soldier: mid America
Pyro: hell
Demoman: Scotland
Heavy: Russia
Engineer: Texas
Medic: Germany
Sniper: New Zealand
Spy: France
Sandvich: fridge
I think you forgot to add Spycrabs original home. The sea.
Sniper is from australia
@Rivergeddon oh
"Pyro: hell"
Man daz accurate
Saxton Hale: Australia
me: about to go to bed
sleep paralysis demon: 0:43
Christoffer Olsen ooph, that’s gonna need an edit.
@@shalashaska0479 what did spell wrong?
Christoffer Olsen well, punctuation, incorrect sentence placing, grammar... it’s kinda painful to look at that comment
Well I read the comment fast as the normal fricking person I am and the joke worked out and I found it funny
@@shalashaska0479 btw you are quite a dick
Its so cool how they put Jerma in the game
14 years later and this is still hilarious
Wait...Scout's supposed to be from Boston.
_I'm_ from Boston.
...Which means I'm f*ckin' dead. :(
Who did you think planned the Boston bombing? ( wow, I am such a horrible person)
Leffens Waifu Yes. You are.
GarlicPudding RIP:GarlicPudding Death: From Being in Boston
GarlicPudding i thought he said gay...
GarlicPudding i thought he said gay...
I love scout so much
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
it has almost 13 yes and these videos never get old
Me: "I can't wait to go to sleep."
Every cringey thing I did: 0:43
Fuck my life i want to die but i cant i FUCKING CAN'T i have a mission i must finish first
why does that happen, though?
thought cheese this is me after i nut >.>
@@nightswalker582 honestly, you sound like an edgy teenager
@@nej6246 and you sound like an idiot who don't know how to change his profile picture
1:01 when scout pokes the camera, there is a smudge on the lens that stays for the rest of the video
Yeah trur
Nice
On the camera parts tho
Underrated
Cool detail
This always makes me chuckle
i fly, grass shines, sun grows, and birds hurt people
Muhammed ali quote
Just noticed that the scout taps the camera when he says "I hurt people."
For the rest of the video there's a little smudge on that camera.
Nice touch, Valve.
I completely stopped paying attention the last 30 seconds of the video because I was too busy paying attention to that smudge and how it even only shows for the rest of the interview scenes (and not the Heavy-fighting scenes).
"Nice touch" .....Ha...
yeah, just noticed the smudge wow nice noticing.
Wow good eye!
It's the only good thing valve has done
1:02 YEARS later I just now realized that he touches the camera lens and leaves a fingermark that stays for the rest of the video LOL Valve back then
Never knew that
*me looking through the comment section to see if anyone had put this and now I’m disappointed*
@@yourlocalgamer7189 wow I'm surprised that people still watch this video
@@Makamakazi lol i know right.
Great eye man
Cool that they put Jerma in the game
I like how the first 30 seconds were so hype god i come back to this every year
0:47 when the 2 smartest kids in the class get 2 different answers.
Heavy: the kid who’s been in the school since kindergarten
Scout: the new kid
I think this is the best one
i mean i am the smartest one so i can kind of relate
@@ginkosensei8106 much brag
Ginko Sensei odd flex but ok
Am I the only one that felt bad for that heavy. He was so happy getting that sandvich dude.
Nope me too
Me, I felt bad
Fast boye wanted a sandvich too
Heavy is using hacks. How is he eating a sandvich with a shotgun?
Well if you look at the second clip heavy strikes first and then scout whacks him 3 times
i enjoy how the smudge on the camera never leaves that one particular scene
I cant stop seeing jerma
That doesn't even look like a 2009 video. After all these years it's still so good, I watch them like once per year
Edit: finally watching it in 2022
5th time I’ve watched em in 2 weeks
They never get old because of the graphics style. It never get ugly or old.
yeah, the more cartoony style definitely ages really well
Those are rookie numbers
Are you kidding me? That’s insultingly low.
has to be one of the most badass meet the team video ever, especially with that intro
random twt user took me back to this
Kid: Gets diagnosed with cancer
The Avengers: 0:43
Broooo, ngl this had me laughing
@@alliwantisapepsi lmao
**starts beating them up**
I'm not gonna like I like this number
@@alliwantisapepsi I miss Stanley
Scout would be totally unlikable in real life, but he is by far one of my most beloved fictional characters. He just makes me so happy.
yea me too
Da
Not true
@@mrmeme9105 Untrue that he wouldn't be likable in real life? Can you actually picture yourself spending time around someone so egotistic?
@@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90 well, not really, but the points he makes and the things he does is the reason he'd be alright being with.
*this. This man. I would give my soul just to meet him irl*
SAME. we should like.. do a blood pact or something and make him real :]
OMG WE SHOULD
@@MeeMycubeofdairyfatandgoodness yippeeeeee!!! meet me at the abandoned mcdonalds in wyoming.
ALSO KNOWING THAT THIS GAME IS TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME MAKES ME FEEL OLD WTF
@@MeeMycubeofdairyfatandgoodness I KNOWWWW im only a year older than it but like.. IM SO OLD‼️‼️
I have now just realised for all this time i have been continuously watching meet the team, scout left a mark on the lens when he poked the camera.
humans: born in a hospital
bears: born in the warmth of a den
turtles 0.00001 seconds after there born: 0:15
XD
Stop being underrated.
Main objective: G E T TO THE SHORE
@Some dude I’m im gonna get wooshed or something but when they are born they go to the water
Fazbear Entertainment wellllll
Person: *breaks something*
That Gorilla from every Gorilla Glue commercial: 0:43
0:47 everyone right after it shows up
1:06 harambe talking to The gorilla glue gorilla
Underated comments and replys
Actually 0:44
Omg theboi
I like how you can see the fingerprint that scout leaves when he touchs the camera, neat little detail.
15 years later and this is still fire
I’ll never get over how scout was yelling back at heavy as if to he was fighting a bear and to make himself seem bigger
Considering where’s Heavy is from….
Did we see the same video? cause those screams were from being scared as fuck...
@@MartinFZelada He was clearly aggravated, see his angled brows?
i mean the meet the heavy desc compares him to a bear
@@armageddon7432 Sad Satan Dude... 1:19...
I still quote “boink” and “bonk” unironically
BONK!
BOINK!
BOINK!
dont we all?
BONK MADAFAKA
Scout silently eating a sandwich while sitting on heavy kills me
- Scout is John Cena off the steroids.
more like adredaline
more like adredaline
+Mr.Gentlemac come on you can do it
Scout is my favorite
Bad name John CENA is Da boss
In reality it would have took scout 30 minutes to kill heavy with his bat.
Not for the scout
What about R A N D O M C R I T S
He got a random crit each time he hit the heavy
Who says it didn't?
@Shrug melee is a weapon
Love the fact that the finger grease stays after he touches the camera
That “Yo whats up” is perfection
Teacher: flickers light to get classes attention
The 2 kids that has epilepsy: 0:47
uh oh stinky this comment is genuinely good.
Lasagna Cat indeed.
That’s about right
HAHAHA
That's so specific lmao
“... and brotha? I hurt people.”
“BOINK!”
“I’m a force o’ nature.”
“BO N K!”
My favorite part
1:01
b o n k
Same
The Almighty Meme Machine “im a force o nature”
“force o nature”
bro valve literally named a weapon “force o nature”
pretty cool tbh
“Where your from, and where I was from, you be f*cking dead!”
Ok, you listening? Grass grows, burdsfly and sun shines, but brother, the darkness is coming. You need to run.
Keeping this up to date 17 years later
My Math Teacher: "Don't be afraid to ask any questions."
Me: * Ask Question *
My Math Teacher: 0:36
Underrated lmfao
How did you find me!?
0:47
What a recent comment on a old video i love that
Romans: yay we killed JESUS
JESUS on the third day: 0:43
Fun Fact: The reason why Scout is so fast is that he is the youngest sibling of 7 and he had to be faster than his brothers
Ah yes *HYPERSONIC SPEED*
Specifically, he had to be faster so that he could get into/start street fights before his brothers. Mans just wants to brawl
Your fun fact is an inaccurate repetition of the video description.
nah, it's because the fog is coming and he needs to run
@@thatbalisongdude nah, I'm Scout and no frog is coming you liar
this thing is as old as me, and its beautiful
Fists are connected, every part of your body is connected.
0:54 me after 2 seconds in the gym
* 0.000000000000001
me after lifting a 1kg hotdog pack to cook it 0:54
Eat your cereal.
finnaly a non "yo whats up" comment
Already in a fight. Impressive
14 years later and it’s still pure gold
This is my favorite video on the internet ever
Fun fact: This is not the full "meet the scout", the reason is because the scout told such a big story that the camera tape ran out
lol
Accurate to bis Character
@@marcelkirch6805 yeh
The camera got owned.
@@zeugmaflowers and thats why Ms. Pauling doesnt like him, he just doesnt shut up
Me: Beats the really hard final boss.
Second phase: 0:43
*DKC intensifies*
Hollow Knight for me lol
@Logan-James Lacson haven't gotten far in it, it's the dang soul tyrant.
Not too far compared to a guy who completed it, but that dang phase when it just slams into the ground and throws homing projectiles so you can't heal.
It ain't fun sometimes.
@@EonTheAien man wait till you do the pantheon, I've deleted it several times and finally got it
Binding of Isaac in a nutshell
The best character in the game.
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.
God: "whoever kills hitler gets a free pass into heaven"
Hitler to god after killing himself: 0:43
Very underrated comment
There's a video, a Downfall parody where hitler kills himself out of frustration and ends up in heaven for this same logic xD
@@coronelkittycannon Thanks for ruining my search history
0:42
@@mrkillums8219 no
Predator: *waiting for 14 y/o to come out of the shower*
Chris Hansen: 0:43
Best one I’ve seen so far
@@edwinbradway5654 I second that
If chris hansen started sneaking up on predators while they ate and hit them with a bat then that'd be amazing
@@smily9021 I third that
Lol
some mf remade this entire video script with each first word from their tweets
I love that the majority of this is just Scout beating up Heavy and monologuing and yet it tells us everything we need to know about him