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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer đ bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Jamali Maddix tells the Hammersmith Apollo crowd about the time he Facebook messaged a white supremacist...
Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo as the Bafta-nominated Live at the Apollo returns to BBC Two for more laughs from some of the funniest comedians on the circuit.
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When racism clashes with southern hospitality
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@Colin Cleveland so your saying if my great great grandma owned a slave I'm a racist or am I misinterpreting this
@Colin Cleveland nope I'm still retarded I don't understand a damn thing said
@Colin Cleveland but muslims abolished slavery in the middle east making it illegal while the prophet and his companions ruled
Just reread them yeah I understand I wrote those at like 4 in the morning
Clyde sounds like the nicest, most polite Nazi in the history of Nazism.
They often are like that. Just like colonialists; they spend their days sipping tea and eating cucumber sandwiches whilst murdering millions and destroying countries for generations to come.
Richard Spencer built his whole brand off it. He'll advocate for your deportation or execution whilst smiling and wearing a suit.
@@louisholden5127 yeah whatever Louis the Nazi hunter! Never met one in your life & never will!
@@stevesproul1627 I've met nazis (and other forms of racist, and other forms of fascist for that matter) and I can confirm, they're often polite.
NAZIS -- like most authoritarians -- really like hierarchy, and will normally be VERY POLITE to those with more power. If you are part of the DESPISED GROUP, the Authoritarian will only be polite to hide their true agenda. When enough of the self-appointed SUPERIOR group are gathered together, pretence is dropped and the verbal and physical violence against the Despised escalates.
Trump's speech and actions have normalized schoolyard bullying, ridicule of the disabled, POWs, & women, etc. Normalizing the milder forms of abuse emboldens the psychopathic minority to commit atrocities. It also deepens the shame and fear and hopelessness of the members of the DESPISED Group.
In the face of bullying, it is essential that bystanders speak out against it, then and there. We have to support the vulnerable or empower the authoritarians.
And don't let them excuse any of this as a joke. Read the play "The Firebugs" by Max Friesch. It's hilarious, but also gives chilling insight as to how the NAZIs gained cooperation by "the pious middle class" until it was too late.
@@christal2641 you speak of Nazis in the present tense, neither you nor any of the above commenters have met a Nazi unless you are all above about 90yo!
This idiotic, infantile, hysterical & quite frankly bloody dangerous trend of accusing anyone with right leaning views of being a Nazi or fascist or any of the other silly buzzword accusations is well out of hand, please don't make me bring up communism! Everybody needs to calm the hell down!
"After the racist tweets that surfaced we've sadly kicked Clyde out of the klan"
I mean, the situation was getting tense between the clan and Clyde's new roomate Jamali anyway, so... Clyde was not that disappointed
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Clyde got a stern warning and is now undergoing de-sensitivity training where he has to go "yuck" "boo" at pictures of nonwhite children, even the cute ones holding a puppy.
You did what? Now he is going to make his own Ku Clyde Klan.
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"England use to be the best at racism? What happened?"
Me: They moved to America.
And Australia
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@@emre05x really?
@@Bratzismylife yes. Australia is like the little brother of American racism. Took inspiration from America (the older brother) and made their actions a little more annoying.
Thank goodness there is safe muslim countries to go to.
Used to do stand up with this guy about 10 years ago, he is the nicest dude ever. So happy to see him doing well.
What's his name?
@Sal Vulcano thanks bruh
He wasn't funny. His story is over-the-top fake.
@@NinjaSushi2 Are you replying to every comment thread with "he isn't funny...?" Damn, find a different hobby.
ninja: It isn't. I watched his swho.
Oh, you mean the FB story? Well, who knows. But it's funny, anyhow.
This man started with a death threat and ended with a sleepover
I remember getting into an argument on Facebook and Canadian guy sent me a picture of a body that is cut to pieces and put in a bucket and had Arabic words in it. He said if you don't shut up I'll cut you into pieces. I told him this is a horrible threat because you're in Canada and I'm right here in Egypt you can't possibly do that to me over the internet. Then the conversation went on for a while and we ended up exchanging Skype because he wanted to practice his English and I my French. đ€·
I think you're in an abusive relationship...
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And did the Arabic words mean what he thought they meant?
Lol
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*Un-Canadian prick:* I even threw in some of your words to emphasise my threat!
*The Arabic words:* _Live, laugh, love._
Honestly i would watch an entire sitcom about a black British man and an American neo nazi being forced to live together đ
I think there legit was a "racist people meet & live with nonwhites" reality show on British TV but I cannot remember the name of it now.
The Odd Couple, 2021. XD
How about a cat and a mouse cartoon? Or a black American cop and a Chinese cop solve a kidnapping? Or a black Asian family move next door to a old British white man? Let the hilarity ensue. You must me a sitcom writer.
You do realise that many of the black English are extremely racist towards white people, right?
@@666m111 Can you prove that.. I lived in London and met many Black people who did not seem to hate me just because I was white... I did however go to Scotland and met a scot who wanted to kill me because I was English.
* *Clyde has been kicked from the Klan* *
Hahahahahaha
Clash of clans flashbacks. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
*What Clyde*. This guy is talking about people who aren't Neo Nazis, but instead are normal minded people who see that when a guy with a beard and a Quran in his back pocket he's maybe about 300x more likely than a normal person to blow himself up, or kill a person, or commit a sex crime.
S P Bro we get it, you're smart. Just allow the Clyde comment.
S P lmfao go back to your psychology 101 book and try that on someone who can't see through it.
âCan I stay at yours?â âCan I stay at your mums?âđđ
âCan I stay at yours?â
This type of people ALWAYS live with their mums.
You guys are idiots. People are watching this and the Nazis are packing heat at the LIBERALS even much more! You're supposed to ease the tensions! These Nazi terrorists aren't ordinary people, they've straight connections which will trigger other people's hatred and make the entire society more vulnerable to attacks. You were warned.
Troll: It's pretty hard to ease tensions with nazis. But this guy actually did that, with at least one Nazi guy whom he met. And then he actually convinced the guy on FB to let him stay with him. I mean, if that is not easing tensions, what the heck is?
It's not the Nazis i'm worried about, it's those goddamn Leftist Elite Politicians who's screwing our country for their benefits!!! D:
That race connoisseur line was a little wink to dave chapelle, well played.
Thank you, someone who can read. Most egos are too inflated to notice the tip of exchange.
The race connoisseur and the hand action? Thatâs the exact same thing how is that just a little wink?
Wanderingjew yeah that smelled a lot more like straight up quoting
He even did the "muah" thing like Dave
Yeah, Iâm no rip-off connaisseur but when I suspect a rip-off, I search for comments that validate my impression.
Best âreplying toâ bit Iâve seen since James Veitch
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James is wonderful
James is such a badass
That's just kinda how you deal with racists. Be unfazed and talk to 'em like they're a friend. Nothing either defuses or further frustrates a racist like someone of a different skin color being reasonable.
Not true, that just makes them stop being racist. If you wanna really change the world, thats what you should be doing tho
@@ShepardCommander Being nice won't make them forget everything about genetic racial differences that they've read. You can be as nice as you want, but they'll still be thinking "85% members of X race don't have gene #67930" in their heads.
@@iss2075 I changed countless racist peoples minds by just being around them. Not by "being nice", but by exposing them to other races and cultures and having them realise by themselves that there is no actual difference besides skin colour. Believe what you will though, if you want to alienate yourself from other people and shout "racist", "homophobe", "sexist" be my guest.
I could tell you 100's of stories why these racist people are racist, and how it can be overcome. Of course some people are just pieces of shit, but that's another thing, and they don't represent even 1% of these people. "Genetic racial differences that they read" is rarely a reason for people to be racist.
@@ShepardCommander There are genetic racial differences. It's been scientifically proven. So your belief that all races are the same except for their skin colour is wrong. The hair, noses, ears, eye colours, muscles, bones, genitals, BRAINS, glands, lips, teeth, skulls, feet, etc. are different too.
@@iss2075 Sure if you wanna be technical. Does any of that matter though? At the end of the day, that isn't the reason why racists are racists. walk a mile with them lol.
3:22 Did he...just tried to use a Neo-Nazi for couch surfing ?
Bloody hell, the naziâs giving me solutions đ
Ye?
Any Final Solutions?
Hold up.
as long as none of them are final...
That would be the greatest TV show if they taped him staying at Clyde's. :-P
That would be something
The Raven Best sitcom ever
Laughing so hard right now and making up a theme song in my head
@@ashlynadventures912 Help help help me out help help help me out, let me stay at yours!
The Raven Lmfaooooo
His series is called âHate Thy Neighbourâ on Vice btw.
John Doe stfu, Clyde
@John Doe Hi John! Coming to the States soon, can I stay at yours?
Bro thank you I really wanted to see the show after he mentioned it
@@MOJOE85 idk why he said he didn't like it, I actually enjoyed it. He actually tried talking to and educated these people rather than just listen
Thanks i immediately wanted to find this and watch it
Referencing Dave Chappelle is a major win.
This went in a totally British direction with it. Top marks
Chappelle, "open racism in America" czcams.com/video/x8fkv1UQcPg/video.html
You say referencing, I think you mean copying.
@@bab427 It's hardly copying if he just used one line of the setup and didn't touch the punchline.
@Vincent Coccotti No, it's an homage.
@@TequilaToothpick donkeys dont speak culture
"Can I stay at your Mom's?" đ I can't breathe
Goddamn it. Who keeps letting Alabama get on the internet?
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Slavery brought me here
You Dick
It started with Gina Yashere. LOL! I'm kidding, Gina Yashere rocks.
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@@ghristophermyers666 Did you watch the video?
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they called him a sand n*gg* and he was like âno thatâs the wrong terrain mateâ đ
He needs to visit Israel, South Africa or Australia, as their racism is preserved like no other.
South africa blacks, whites, coloreds and indians are all racist i live in SA
yea but he is looking for fresh made racism not the ones that have been cured or smoked.
Cries about racism whist spreading antisemitic conspiracies about Israel.
@@liamscott1905 yeah those Jews are super racist
Lol yeah that conspiracy theory about Israel implementing apartheid and oppressing Palestinians and immigrant Africans. That ole âconspiracyâ, not like itâs been documented by EVERY HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD OH WAIT WHAT NO
It has.
Again, no name of the comedian in the title
His name's in the description my dude, he's called Jamali Maddix.
He so says his own name about five times in the video.
You don't know how to use CZcams? Lol
Agreed - they should totally credit the comedian in the title. It's not hard to do.
Is it really that hard to read the description. Lazy fucks
Clyde thought he had an enemy, but he just made a valuable friendship. Wholesome.
It's cute how offended nazis are by this.
@@dominantpersona3326 IKR! All those puns he used to make.
It wasn't funny. His story is over-the-top fake.
Aloha snack bar
Derek Lowe lol if you say so darling.
And to be more real ... you are violating Islamic law right now by being on the Internet. By enjoying this comedy. By being a woman and speaking to a man in such a manner and speaking to a man in general. Good luck with all that
People need to stop nicking Dave Chapelleâs âracism connoisseurâ joke.
Absolutely spot on.
They change it and add to it itâs not exactly stealing
I mean Chappell may have made the term famous but Jamali did it his way through his lenses, Dave wasn't the first person to do those kind of jokes I heard comedians like Eddie Murphy do those kinda jokes way before and Eddie probably got it from someone else, most if not all Comedians do topics others have done before and probably borrowed a couple of lines here and there
Because you think in real life there is only one racism connoisseur I'm a racism connoisseur myself...
Korra Martell, me too. Iâve had the full gamut of racism from sideways glances to an all out physical attack with people (yes, as in plural) popping full soda cans and lobbing them at me like grenades. And that doesnât even cover what my loved ones have been through.
But that was never my point.
My point was that the whole kissing of the fingers like a chef while referring to oneself as a âracism connoisseurâ appears to be a straight lift from one of Dave Chapelleâs classic sets, and is one I have seen replicated by several non-white comedians.
Iâm not attacking the concept. Iâm simply critiquing their craft, as Iâd like to see new comedic analogies instead of just recycling well known stuff made popular by legends like Chapelle.
British audience: laughs the same way every time
Who ever created lough tracks should die.. I can never unhear it ever
What other ways are there to laugh?
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@@darkmaddness1 The British don't really use laugh tracks though. It's kind of a myth.
@@TequilaToothpick We do for some shows like the IT crowd tbf
*Clyde has left the Klan*
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I liked that show hate thy neighbour because he points out the absurdity of racism....and how cowardly they really are!
Racist aren't cowards they are just misinformed. It isn't fear that drives them forward it's hate and anger. You don't persuad a racist to see their error unless you talk to them, expose them to other cultures.
@@elias_xp95 and he does talk to them....and asks questions....I didn't say anything to the contrary.
I think my favorite episode is with the "nice" Nazis. By the end of the episode...the 'dad' - who had biracial kids somewhere apparently - had his wheels turning...because Jamali wasn't the 'Satan' he believed. Amazing stuff. @@sarahbankstheoriginal9797
@oyinbo peppe The Chinese arent exactly known for their manners either. XD There are bad eggs in all races. Look at the Brits who destroy the South of Spain every Summer.
@oyinbo peppe Nice imagination. Would make for a nice story time for a nursery run by racists.
i havent laughed this hard in ages lmao
Watch more comedy.
@@deplorabled1695 bahahahaha I love trolls đđđ they think their comments are so important
@@414rl I'm not trolling. This guy is average. My opinion is just as relevant as you Mr Minor YT starlet.
@@deplorabled1695 awww you think i am minor yt starlet that is so sweet lol i know you meant it as an insult but that was so nice i never was called that before ;) it is great to have opinions and if they were about the comedy that would be fine but your comment was on me not on the vid I hope you have a great week and a good start to the new year
Canât imagine why!
Hey everyone i asked Dave and he gave his approval to use the words, racist and connoisseur in combination without it depleting his stock of them
Okay simp
This has to be one of my most favourite live at the Apollo. Itâs brilliant from start to finish and Jamli tells it a perfectly, makes me laugh every time đ€đđ€
this series was awesome! The bravery of Jamali when he was in dangerous situations, he kept on with the comedy and the filming. I honestly love his personality
When youâre hospitable even when youâre threatened.
Iâm American and Iâm not racist but I know so many are and I cannot imagine how difficult and scary it is to feel so hated simply for your skin color. That being said, your little kiss thing made me laugh at loud. Iâm so happy you made something negative that happened to you in to something so positive. You definitely have a gift. Iâm gonna go search for you on here to watch more cuz youâre hilarious â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
The racism connoisseur thing is from Dave Chapel
All jokes are stolen,I don't think he is the first to read out messages either
Yeah. He copied Dave
@@dasfreshyo He went in a different direction
I said the same thing when I heard him .
Dave Chappelle is the Boss !
Chappelle*
First time seeing this guy, and he's so hilarious.
ChaoticDoll watch his vice special itâs funny af
No he ain't, he's calling anybody who hates him a neo nazi because that's relevant somehow - people like him cheered when grande concert children got blown up. Think about that.
S P u sound like a pissed right wingerđ
@@SP-dj9kl he had a show on viceland called hate thy neighbour where he literally went to hate groups and interviewed their members while attending their rallies. The show was on for a while. You're categorically false is you think these people waving swastika flags aren't neo-nazis.
SP: I watched his show. He met real Nazis. As for the rest, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Fair play. I haven't heard his material before but he had me in stitches.
âWhen I travel, I live like a localâ
Lmao I liked this guy within 5 seconds of watching this.Dont even know if he can deliver yetđđ
Now that is comedy at its purists. I laughed out loud!
You maybe should put his name in the title of the video, just thinking...
It's in the description.
Made my day! Thanks for the laughs!
When he said Iâm going to put you under?
I wouldâve wrote back youâre anesthesiologist?
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I wouldn't do that.
I mean it's funny, but I doubt many Nazis understand the word anesthesiologist.
It started out looking like a death threat and ended up like a claim on the top-bunkbed
Applaud This Mans Beard
Muslim, Jewish or Christian... You gotta respect man's beard
Yesss
@@thegreenwave6741 Oh I get it...so people who oppress and kill others due to misinformation and prejudice deserve to be oppressed and killed due to misinformation and prejudice. Got it!
@@MsZephyra you're going to have to explain that strawman argument to me. Sharia law says to kill gays, and hit women if they disobey their husbands. We're not cool with that here in the West. Who would defend that?
@@thegreenwave6741 Muslims don't do that either cuz chill
This guy is amazing. one of the most down to earth and funny, more of this will do good for the world.
"I shan't get any death threats", brill!đ
How do they laugh and stop so damn fast??? đ€
Because they don't laugh longer than they need to
They want to hear More
Because theyâre not American.
Just because it was recorded live doesnât mean it isnât edited. Dont believe everything you see on TV.
The sound guy is just increasing and lowering the sound of the audience laughing (the tracks of the mics that are on the audience).
LOL This is lovely, loved the ending of that story. XD
As a German, may I just say wtf YOU used to be the best in racism????
PoliClips bruh you were the best in racism for 12 years, Britain was racisting for centuries
@@margaritam.9118 As was the USA.
OK, no need to get COMPETITIVE about it!
You took the joke too far and ruined it for everyone.
@@milascave2 Our racisting was so good that we MADE America. Beat that!
World peace! You go dude. Thank you đ one laugh at a timeâïž
đđđđđ "Ok u can stay @ mine". I still wouldn't go. đ€
I love how the racist guy literally makes it easier for this guy to stay in Atlanta. Pretty damn funny
Alabama... maybe...?
He referenced Alabama
âCanada has left the chatâ
Canada have racism. Go to Quebec. He'll find all the racism. Says an Ontarian.
@@ToudaHell if you want so serious vintage racism come to beautiful downtown winnipeg and meet our wonderfull assortment of first nations people you wont be disapointed.
This was brilliant!
Great video.âșïž
Clyde sounds like a nice chap. Wouldnât mind spending a weekend at his place myself.
My God, what kind of thoughts must be going through that Nazi's head by the end of this conversation?
None - the 'Nazi' probably fell asleep ...
plot twist, it's the nazi's GF trying to get some better D...
Great work.
That was freaking hilarious.
Very witty.
Watch that video where that black guy ended up being invited to a kkk meeting from Craigslist. Sooo good
where is this?!
I mean, I didn't 'lol' but I blew air from my nostrils a few times - that good enough for me
Best comment lol
Those white socks are killing međđ
Brilliant! Love it!
â9 0 free I got death threatsâ đ
That short conversation might've converted Clyde to a decent human being
His delivery is just brilliant
This was the funniest thing I've listened to in a long time.lol
LOL...lovely. And it is a weird way to end a threat... agreed.
OMG!!!! I actually laughed out loud. Now everyone is starring at me......
Richard Cantin congratulations.
Loved the clip he did of the random airport inspection
That ending was gold đ
Iâm a farmerâs wife. I love inviting militant angry anti-farming vegans to the farm. The responses are hilarious. Iâm always nice though...
I just saw that opening in a Dave Chappelle act.
Link plz
Just type Dave Chappell racism
@Ramsey Ludlow so he stole it đ€ok thx
@@ghosthouse5625 its not stealing
When your face with a trouble meet is squarely and handle it with love and humor.
It was a GREAT show..really eye opening.
Lowkey widh we got a documentary of him taking up this offer now, wouldn't it be hilarious?
He reminds me of James Veitch!
Awesome comedian, this is great stuff!
Funny stuff, just blew me away!
I'm mad that his name wasn't in the title. I wanted to see what other shows he had.
It's in the description. His name is Jamali Maddix and the show he's talking about is the one he does for Vice
Why are people so incapable of checking a description box? If you can get an internet subscription and a job to pay for that internet subscription, you can click the description button.
Heâs wearing a MF DOOM ring.
Iâve never seen this guy, but I love him! That was so damn funny!
I love it when it's a show at the apollo, presented by BBC
Not gone lie would make an interesting sitcom.
That was the most reasonable nazi ever!! đ
That was great laughs, thanks.
This was the best đđđđđ
How come I'm just discovering him?
And that's how clyde's membership was revoked...
If my name was Clyde and I watched this, Iâd go right to the land registry to change my name đ
Wow! Overtime Larry does comedyđđđđ
His name is Jamail Maddix
Dude you just changed my atitude concerning conversations with nazis on youtube (omg there are so many). Just got pissed at one 20 minutes ago. Mistake.
Ha ha. Not heard of him before but he's great. I'll check out more of his stand up for sure.
Check out Vice channel.and website
jamal, you cracked me up with that joke! hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha...
Isn't this proof that most hate can be overcome with communication? Lol.
Who is this guy. Bloody hilarious
Hahahahahahaha this dudes hilarious hahahahahahaha "show comes out at 9:00, by 9:03..... Got my first death threat" hahahahaahaha this dudes priceless
Thank you thank you