Donald Glover: Why Are There No "Crazy Man" Stories? - Comedy Central Presents
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- Donald Glover always wanted to know why women don't have any stories about "crazy men" in their lives, but upon reflection, he's figured it out.
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went on a date with a man who said he could control the weather, but that he didn't anymore because he was humble...I pretended my phone rang and walked home with the keys between my fingers, like a paranoid Wolverine
Just moved to a big city and my father in law/best friend gave me TWO things of mase. Ones my key chain ones on my purse.
What if he could really do it tho 🤔😂😂
@@AwakenedSouls Exactly, Id be so curious.
How did you not explore this further for the troll value, at least?
Shame.
I mean he probly was working for the goverment since they can control the cycle of the weather.
How dare you assume he is crazy
The moment he said “why don’t girls have crazy boyfriend stories” I immediately went “because there dead”
it's crazy how most people probably thought he was going to say that and we were right
*They’re
@@windwaker105 bruh nobody cares about grammar except for you
I saw this on Pinterest and immediately came to find it on CZcams
@@covarksigma1113 good luck getting important people's respect thinking like such a bitch
"...and my father was there. I did not see him, but I knew he was there." 🤣
The weird part is that it makes sense.
This made sense to me and I have no idea how it did🤣😭
I read it perfectly as he was saying this. What a coincidence
"... Watch your ass!" 😂
This happens to me ALL the time. I'm with one of two other people in my dream but at least one of them I don't see at ALL, they don't do anything, I am just vaguely aware of their existence
"Remember Charlie? He was so crazy, used to... shoot my dog!" Lmao DEAD
Just like the dog.
@@awatkins5185 and the feeling in Ms. Made Up Lady’s legs
Ye the first time , but he kept shooting
@@ghostenthusiast7792 then I moved to Florida
@@honeybeerose4108 and then he found me... so now im in this wheelchair!
You do hear crazy man stories they’re just called something like True Crime documentaries
Crazy men become serial killers lol
😔
Bailey Butler That Part!
TRUE
@@jacobs2099 I swear that's from a bit
P
"Because if you got a crazy man, you gonna die." The line was kinda funny in context but you can see in his EYES that he's serving the tea
What do you mean by 'serving the tea'?
@@typicalbrew90 it just means telling gossip
Hahahahahaha. SIPPING THIS GUD AZZ TEA
The thing is, if you select a random man and a random woman from the population, the chance of the man being the more aggressive one is 60/40. But if you look at let's say the 100 most aggressive people from your area they're almost exclusively men. So Donald has a point, in the extremes men are more likely to be pathological, look at the imprisonment rate for example
Also, that a lot of what he said would be viewed as abusive if done by a man.
Every man a crazy woman story, every woman has a 'nice guy' story
Every woman has a “violent guy who put his hands on my throat” story too.
Or used his body/bulk to block me from leaving after he cornered me type of guy.
Every woman has a “guy that won’t take no” story. 🥴
@Teller of unfortunate Truths good for you
Bitch being crazy has nothing to do with being a nice guy thats why there are so many assholes now.
The way he inconspicuously picked up the chair after his first freakout to throw it over again in the next bit
I was expecting a third at that point
"my father was there, I did not see him but I knew he was there" 😂😂😂
You better watch yourself! :P
so he witnessed a talented rapper do talented stand up comedy... congratulate him
Simba?? Is that you?😂
Me After every dream 🤣🤣😂
Dreams are weird, but I love that we all have them and can totally relate. If someone had never had a dream, they'd think we were all really crazy. Like, "What does that even mean?!"
This dude would be a good actor. He should be on some ensamble show about a group of misfit adults in community college.
Ha just talking about that
This dude would be a good writer, you should post more shitty comments.
I don’t know, man... I see him more writing for an autobiographical show about working on SNL. Maybe he’d make a couple cameo appearances with a few lines here and there.
And then, maybe he’ll go on to become more famous than anybody starring on that show!
man you're gonna love what I'm about to tell you
I was waiting for someone to say it
We don’t hear crazy man stories because we call those “crime documentaries” while we call crazy women stories “comedy”.
Kudos to him for making crazy man stories into comedy.
Well that's cause men's suffering is seen as comical to society.
True crime lol seriously 😂
or maybe… because crazy men are gonna kidnap you and murder you crazy and crazy women are jealousy crazy lol
@@nishikaprasad8139 Well that's a weird way to look at extremes. What about all the crazy men that are just jealousy crazy and all the crazy women who cut their partners' penises off, for example? There are a surprising number of them. Looking at two VERY specific instances of crazy men and crazy women to make crazy men seem worse is a critical fallacy.
4:12 i love how gently he knocked over the stool
😂😂😂
and then went back to pick it up before continuing 😂
"Sometimes, when you look at someone with rose-colored glasses, red flags just look like flags."
Wanda Pierce, "BoJack Horseman"
That's deep.
that's a good one
I loved that when I first seen that on that show.. that show had really insightful moments in it
My favorite part of BoJack
Is the person you’re looking at wearing the glasses or are you?
the sheer amount of laughter that happened after he said "you gonna die" is actually chilling
Originally, I saw the quote on Pinterest and came here expecting a shocked silence. It felt strange to hear the eruption of laughter.
Like the end of Master of puppets
That's how they cope
*laughing* IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE
I laughed bc I’ve been in a scary relationship with a toxic (“crazy”) guy before and it’s pretty much true. Barely got out of that one. Cant speak for everyone but I laughed bc humor about trauma I experienced is how I cope. It’s not for everyone n that’s ok 💖
@@LillyOkCool hope you are doing better and meeting the right Guy
We call Crazy Man stories "most of human history"
Damn.
Your profile pic makes this so much better.
Remember every war? Wow, times are wild man.
@Pablo Asrin He was also Jewish. Why would a Jew claim to be a "Christian" and "exterminate" his own race? Doesn't make any sense.
@Pablo Asrin isn't Judaism a religion?
"I did not see him, but I knew he was there" slays me every time.
"if you got a crazy boyfriend, you gon' *die* " - Donald Glover
*daa
Facts!!!!!!!!!
@@arnavrawat9864
😹😹😹😹
It’s true though.
I survived mine somehow
This guy low-key looks like Childish Gambino
Kodi -E Woosh
I thought the same thing 🤔🤔😏
nah this guy is definitely not him
Kodi -E bruh ur dumb
Really😪
you stepped on my foot and you ain't say NOTHIN. his delivery of "nothin" kills me lmao
People will say a woman's crazy when she gets upset in any capacity, including when any sane person would be. People won't notice a man is crazy until he's actually killed someone, because being angry and violent is seen as a default for them.
This should be one of the top comments. 100% correct.
this exactly
Because men are far more based in rationality than woman, I mean take the joke that he stated before about blaming him for something that happened in her dream.
Ok liberal
@@THOMAS2910able ok boomer
Because crazy man is not a politically correct term. So we use the phrase Florida man instead
True, true
Touche' my man
"Florida man eats two crocodiles on IG live"
What is wrong with Florida? It’s like they live in a different dimension. XD
Darius was trying to tell us
It’s not fair 😭 how dare Donald Glover be a good musician, actor, comedian, AND attractive??
I dont agree with attractive but he definitely talented
@@Ari_princess21 he's actually really attractive with more hair and facial hair
@@montiigo I've see him now he's just not my cup of tea he is handsome i guess just not my type lol
@@Ari_princess21 that's ok, he's not my type at all either lol. i still think he's fairly attractive
Hes a good musician and actor but idk about comedian its kind of cringey to me atleast
This man is a genius. He can literally put social criticism in anything and make you love it.
Principal: We are going to have a fire drill in two minutes
School: This is America
“....then I moved to Florida......he FOUND meee.....now I’m in this wheelchair” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I actually died!!!!!
When's the funeral
@@TerranceMann i died too💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️ boo👻👻👻👻
Poor made up lady
Sounds like you had a crazy boyfriend
not only you
4:15 I've never seen anyone topple a stool with such intensity yet so gingerly
This dude would make a great Star Wars character.
@OrcaBob 27 Idk if you got wooooshed or I got wooooshed
@@enzodeganiarantes2968 he played lando i believe at some point
@@fishecllub3652 Oh wow, what a coincidence -_-
We don’t have crazy man stories. We have harassment stories
We have crazy men stories as well but if we tell them we hear “it’s not that bad” or if he’s stalking you is just “he’s so romantic” so .... this comedy stand up is really on point. That’s really what happen
h z Brazil
@h z No? It's creepy if either does it.
h z yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking 😂
In movies like "The Notebook" it's "romantic" for the man to stalk and keep going after the girl, even after she repeatedly rejects him. Ughhhh
@@chrispham4347 That's why I hate romantic movies.
“Donald Glover is trending. Lets reupload his stand up from years ago so we can get in on that.”
This was uploaded before This Is America. Unless for some reason he was trending before that...
Oliver He was. The new solo movie.
SyncJr Oh that's right, yeah. Thanks for the info 👌
SyncJr but Comedy Central gave him a platform back then before he was trending. Don’t they get some credit for recognizing his talent before others did? Or at the very least, shouldn’t they be allowed to reupload the standup special they provided to him?
dont hate the player hate the game
This dude can rap, sing, do comedy, do acting. Talented AF
Bro I can do dat too
My husband totally had a dream where I cheated on him and woke up with a legit attitude with me. He didnt say anything until I asked "Babe you okay?" He finally told me and I laughed. Not at him but at myself because I can remember having that same kind of dream about him and getting mad at him about it. It was pretty funny to both of us
Donald glover's fierce woman eyes are soo intense lol
tru dat
edit: not the emoji clusterfuck
*crazy* woman eyes
I absolutely love Donald Glover as an entertainer. He’s fortunate enough to have ALL kinds of talent.
He nailed it
Chloe Young I
“You don’t hear many “crazy boyfriend” stories because some of the women don’t live to tell them”
Wonderful statement. Glad he understands.
I lived
Destiny Cauthon
Wow
Well I’m sorry you had to go through anything that could’ve threatened your life
@@nico-ke1nn Its fine. I'm used to it.
Destiny Cauthon
Wow that’s depressing
Best wishesu
Or what men consider crazy isnt crazy to women lol
I have a crazy ex-boyfriend story. We went to the same high school and once I broke up with him I started hearing rumors about me being spread that I had AIDS. I didn’t know where it came from until one of my guy friends told me my ex-boyfriend started the rumors. I couldn’t get a date for one year, until I changed schools.
Before even watching this clip, the answer is "Because the girlfriends and wives of crazy men are dead."
Edit: Yup.
Dude so true. My ex husband threw a tomahawk at my back as I was leaving the room during an argument. Glad he missed.
That sounds extremely scary.. if its a true story I hope that you’ve managed to start over somewhere safe
I like to throw tomohawks
Well, as long as it’s not at other people, that’s pretty good for you.
Damn he's right, crazy ex boyfriend stories are never fun.
Girl what?!?
This guy is multi talented
@ohsevenone he's a singer rapper actor a director also u know it comedian
@ohsevenone dude every coment i read there you're
BigBoi 101 being one doesn’t make him talented. Andrew Jackson was a president. Doesn’t mean he was a good one though. Killed thousands of Indians.
SAVAGE TUNER His music and acting careers landed him multiple awards, those being an emmy and a grammy, his prowess as a director and film producer has been praised by many critics, especially for his show that not only is the creative director of but he also STARS in, Atlanta. His creativity shows no bounds in his music videos, especially in his "Because the Internet" album where the songs were originally supposed to be set up to be part of a screenplay. All of those examples are barely scratching the surface, these are basic facts. To say he's not "good enough" is a blatant insult.
noodlepapi yes, not good enough is a blatant insult. Sorry for hurting the feelings of your holy god. Honestly, I think critics are trash. Whatever they get paid the most to watch, they like the most. And Glover got his music award after claiming that the awards were racist for not having enough “colored nominees”. Ironically, he wasn’t even nominated. Then, at random, he receives best rap song and album of the YEAR. They sent him an apology. Why? Because they felt bad that he had to blackmail them to get a trophy that doesn’t mean anything. The system is rigged, and regardless of the opinions of “eXpErts”, I still say he’s not that great. Not saying he’s talentless, just that he gets WAY too much attention.
“Mr. Brown browned his pants!” Help I’m wheezing so hard-
this guy seems like he would do really well on a slept on show, but only for 5 seasons.
Jose Tovar don’t forget a movie!!
The show would probably be six seasons, but the fourth one would be so bad nobody acknowledged it
@@piffba he wasn’t in season 6
@@james-cw1hm I know, but the show itself would be six seasons
@@piffba they were saying that donald would do really good on the show, only for 5 seasons, I think??
He could be the new voice of donkey if Shrek was ever remade
Yo Eddie Murphy still kickin tho
U made me realize he's the Eddie Murphy of this generation
@@DanielGonzalezC he gave up bc he was tired of being in "mediocre" movies
@@honeybeehomicide6760 Dolomite brought him back doe lol
True
The spotlight guy needs a promotion
Holy damn that dude mustve been focused as hell Master Moo
Lmao they only have one job....control the spotlight.
LPX7129ER LMAO!!!!
@@CaliGramz whats wrong with praising someone doing his/her job really well?
@@lessglare never said anything was wrong with praising a job well done. It was merely a joke at best. And didn't think you could get promoted in lighting. He or she does a better job than I can do.
I know several crazy guy stories. Just for them it’s seen as “masculine”
True. When my bros do something "crazy", the family laughs because "lul, boi funnee". When they express any strong emotion, the family thinks they're "being weird".
The stereotypes really be doing everyone a disservice out here.
His corny yet confident attitude is adorable.
“It wasn’t even dark it was like 2 PM” literallyyyy😂😂
Pearl Moonga MEMORIEEESSS~~
lmao im from india and i was thinking maybe americans have night school or something so a black out is scary then he said that
I stepped on a Lego at 3am once. And I woke up the whole neighborhood.
And no one helped me.
And I was screaming for a whole minute.
😂😂😂
That part had me 😭
My crazy man story is I had this guy who threatened all my male friends to the point of me leaving the state!! So fun!!
My crazy man story is that I didn't feel safe until we lived on different continents--and then I immediately felt bad for the local women in his new home country. It's a fucking laugh riot up in here!
(Hope you're doing ok and feel safe now.)
@@no3namesalike i hope you're ok too!! I'm doing much better, thank you for your concern
My crazy man story is my father whom I never want to get in touch with ever. He loves throwing stuff at my mother and when he found out I was gay every day is an ass whooping.
My crazy man story some shmuck ripped out my grandmas bean plants cuz he thought jack and the bean stock would happen again, the shmuck was me, thanks for your time
@OrcaBob 27 You realize people are telling their actual stories right? The point isn't that women aren't crazy it's that men are too.
This guy's voice is very audible, he should be a musician
I was just watching adventure time and this was recommended to me and I was like “ooo he sounds like marshal lee” damn I’m hella slow
He’s a comedian too. Damn this dude is a hustler.
Daniel DeJesus "comedian"
And an Emmy winning director. I don’t understand how he finds the time.
Andrew yeah I agree....”comedian”. Love the dude. His acting and his music, but the stand up needs a ton of work
Daniel DeJesus in
More like goat
My ex-boyfriend was crazy, now he has a record, because I called the cops on his crazy ass, left town before he made bail, and moved a thousand miles. YaY me! 😎💪🏻
Dont let him find you!!
You shouldn’t have to move. It’s a shame you were forced to.
Good on you for getting out, sucks you had to move
@Marvin Bennett gay dudes date crazy dudes too I guess.
If I could move, out of my town. Do you think my ex, would hunt me down? Oh cause you know I'd move a thousand miles if I could never.. see.. you... Again. Do do do do do do do do.
yup, i've gone out with crazy guys, but the stories are scary and depressing so i don't tell them. also i'm embarrassed that i didn't get out sooner but those dudes do a real number on your confidence.
i hope u are doing better now
Is it just me, or is it hilarious that he threw the chair down, then picked it up just to throw it back down again
“Mr brown browned his pants” LMAOO
That cracked me up! (Pun not originally intended, but it works. Oh no, another pun not intended.)
Butt cracked me up
is no one gonna say how he looks so young
Pixel i mean he was like 28 at this time
still without beard he looks younger
guess you could say he looks childish
garlic bread child like
Matthew Yodice woooosh
Insanely talented individual. It’s truly a blessing to have grown up with his work across tv/film and music throughout my life.
Why do you think girls love true crime shows? We're studying in wait for a psychopath to come in our lives
But you do hear crazy man stories all the time- on the news.
Yeah, that's the point, the women don't get to tell the stories because they most likely are killed or abused into silence and trauma
@John Something I never denied that there are crazy and abusive women. But the reality is that there are far more abusive male ex stories which end up in violence, sometimes even death, rather than stories about female exes being violent to that point... Of course, society thinks that men can't get abused or are "pussies" if they speak up about being harmed by a woman, and that's fucked up but it also is caused by the very toxic ideas that lead to some men thinking they have to be violent in order to be "manly".... The number of women killed by their partner is horrendously high.... Not saying men don't get abused or killed by their female partner but it happens much less and it's usually less violent in that sense, which is the point Donald was trying to make.
@John Something Where did you get that statistic from? Because the percentage I have found on plenty of studies on the matter go beyond that... And they also point out how often women are abused and killed by their partners whereas whereas men get indeed murdered but usually by men... So I don't know where you got that 1/3 stat from..... But then again, it's not the point this video is trying to make....
Alacard0malley I think a lot of “crazy man” stories aren’t told bc they really aren’t funny to hear and just makes people feel bad/awkward for the person telling the story
Johnny boy, you are clearly very vexed by the current state of our social climate these days and the impression that you give is that men are severely disadvantaged. Ignoring the truth is not going to make gender issues disappear, that fact is in this particular situation (extreme violence in relationships) men are statistically more often the culprit of such acts than the victims. Since you brought up statistics feel free to look at any on the NCADV organization website, and try not to cherry pick them like you already have.
This guy sang "This is America"
AdemolaVictorTv don't catch you slipping up
AdemolaVictorTv What?! I never knew it was him!
AdemolaVictorTv a garbage song
Sarcastic Squash Yeah but the meaning was gold.
AdemolaVictorTv bruh I've seen you from another comment lol
You know the guy who becomes the "crazy boyfriend" is the one who started out by believing that women get to express their emotions, and men don't.
And he decided that anger and rage are the most worthy of emotions to express, and that THAT was the way to express his emotions once and for all. 🙃
his “angry” face is amazing
Stepped on my foot and u ain't say NUFFIN.
Thurgood Jenkins ha😃
Watch yo ass!
When he said that I died 😂😂😂
i got the strap
He looks super young. His face is like baby smooth.
I think this is old. Just saw him in Spiderman where he looks mid 30s.
that's why he grew beard
Yeah.. and for some reason it was released at May 3rd 2018.
Lionhearted626 hence d name childish gambino!
Yeah I think this is from like 2009
The fact that when he knocked down the chair he set it down nicely 😂😂🤣🤣
This guy his funny he should be a world renowned music artist, director, actor, stand up comedian, writer, singer, and producer
his outfit is something a cartoon character would wear
Luna Delight lol no
So does your haircut
Andrew that doesnt make sense?????
Junkadelic I guess not to an idiot no
Andrew damn smartass, gahshshaha
This guy can sing his ass off and act and is funny
robert griffin don't forget he can rap too
Triple threat
NOPE
This clown is part of the problem that is patriarchy. This is why the #MeToo movement must be stronger than ever. #fuckmen #radicalfeminist.
+Kratos101 just when I think I've seen the weirdest and dumbest trolls
His thing about the schools power going out is perfectly accurate. Everyone starts screaming but it’s sunny and there’s lots of windows.
He's so creative, he should make a song with 50+ easter eggs and subliminal messages in the video
I've seen the subliminal but tell me about these easter eggs!
I THOUGHT HIM AND CHILDISH GAMBINO WERE DIFFERENT PEOPLE BRUH THIS GUY DOES COMEDY, ACTS, AND MAKES DOPE MUSIC
And writes and directs!
He makes great sushi too
@@FilMyWatchlist and produces
Donald Glover: probably better at your job than you are
Also teaches karate
3:12 “then I moved to Florida and he found me *happiest face ever* AND NOW IM IN THIS WHEELCHAIR!!” 😂😂
every once in a while, I come back to this video for a good belly laugh and it never fails to give me that. 😂😂
This man, I love this man with my entire heart and I’ve never met the guy.
The "hand is bigger than your face" joke brought back MEMORIES
u had a unfunny childhood. I'm sorry for you
Mihai Cadar *an
I caught very quick but my older brother didn't completely. I just had to change the reason as to why he put his hand up to his face and it worked like a charm lol. The first kid that commented may not old enough. Back then it was big. But anytime after the late 90s it stopped being so big.
In my country kids like 10 yrs old and younger still do this.
Forever young How? He's the straightest man in the galaxy.
*Donald Gambino: **_Jack of All Trades, Master of Everything_*
Um no
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x um ues
The saying is "master of none", and it applies perfect Donald Glover .. a catchy song or 2 and comedy set with 1-2 that made me lol. This is your "master of everything"? Lol
Watch more comedy, listen to more music... You'll figure it out eventually
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x agreed nobody's perfect but Awaken, my love is killer
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x I take it you've listened to 2 of his songs and have only seen this clip?
The way he throws that chair so respectfully.
Glover is such a great comedian
The way he knocked over the stool then picked it up just to knock it over again 😂 excellent bit
2:28 "If you have a crazy boyfriend you gonna die" 😂😂😂😂
Max Power
Are your feelings hurt 😞
Max Power
Lmao nah stop being weak
Take a joke
Max Power
1. Yes you’re weak
How am I️ weak by being willingly crucified?? Most ppl find that strong. And my dad didn’t betray me ppl did. Being betrayed isn’t weak either but alright.
Also shut your sensitive self up. I️ wasn’t saying you’re weak bc you’re a dude I️ was saying you’re weak bc you’re hating on this dude bc of your own personal problems. If a girl got offended at the part where he was talking abt how women were irrational then she weak too.
If youre really gonna try to take this outside of the joke look up domestic violence statistics on both sides and then come back to me. I’m not saying girls don’t domestically abuse ppl I’m saying you don’t need to take your problems out on this dude.
I️ get Annoyed when ppl get triggered from a joke
If the joke hit a sore spot then you could just you know leave without making a comment
I️t really isn’t my fault that you took my comment as saying men need to be strong bc I️ def did not say anything abt your gender honey
Also “bigoted”? Don’t make me laugh.
Unlike you I️ don’t pay attention to race or gender when picking comedians or artists I️ like. Bo Burnham and John Mulaney are 2 of my fav comedians
Guess what they are?
And I’m not commenting bc you’re not praising this dude. I’m commenting bc you’re taking a joke too personally. What you’re saying has nothing to do with his work I️t has to do with your personal problems and that really has no place in commenting abt his stuff. He can’t control what goes on in your life so like idk why you felt the needed to get super offended but ok
Max Power
Also you CAN say stuff abt I️t and you can do stuff abt I️t too IN REAL LIFE
But if you came on the internet expecting sympathy or something I’ve got news for you
Seymour Shaft
Lmaoo you’re basically saying “anecdotal evidence over actual evidence” which is the basis of a logical fallacy
And I’m rlly not acting “macho” or whatever you want to call I️t
And Idk what you think this is but I️m not some Daniel Glover fangirl
He said all that stuff wow that sucks
I️ will, however, say something when you attack a joke for no (logical) reason
4:29 I didn't even know real human beings could run like that.
Symon my favorite part! Looks like a crab or alien
bean
Symon It’s amazing lmaooo
Its been 10 minutes and i haven't stopped laughing
it's funnier at 1.5x the speed
He had me in that first half, not gonna lie...
Was about to be livid about my love for Donald Glover.
You saved yourself with the second half bruh 😂
The sheer and absolute rage in his eyes when he puts the mic away in the first stories is a sight to behold
This just in, Donald Glover is coming for your job because he's most likely better then you at it.
*than
You only speak for yourself, cupcake.
He can have it
He's certainly not coming for any REAL comedian's jobs. His comedy is trash.
@@BlueonGoldZ why are you here then???
Can I get his skincare routine? Damn
Laura Baskett Melanin❤
js S But if you have it then you're special! ❤😊
I don't think you understand show-business if you think that skin on stage is natural.
js S yes, so true, we all have a form of melanin to keep the sun from turning us to ash lol
But there are different forms of melanin; it's super interesting actually.
But certain demographics have MORE and different melanin, which does in turn provide us with more natural barrier from the sun.
But EVERYBODY needs sunscreen people. We may age slower, and we may take longer to burn, but NO HUMAN IS IMMUNE TO SKIN CANCER.
#cancerunitesusall lol but true
^Common sense. Be proud to be black, but bullshit like that is nonsense. No one takes that ish seriously.
the descriptions are great. “upon further reflection he’s figured it out”
This never gets old😂😂
His hi pitched scream is so weirdly satisfying
Clayton Humphrey what. That’s the most juvenile thing you could possibly do. Hell, babies do that. Toddlers yell and the others giggle, then start yelling too. Theory confirmed, you’re immature.
It’s so natural it’s almost unsettling. One of the best manic screams I’ve heard.
SAVAGE TUNER it’s really not that deep
Also his jumps were so smooth it was also kinda satisfying
If you think that's good, watch him crying in Community.
I've never realized how long Donald Glover's legs are
It's not like he's 6 feet. He's 5'9"
Maybe his legs aren't long. Maybe your eyes are just short.
returnoftheredeye So basically his eyes are where his nose should be?
@@agentsquid9079 some ppl have longer legs tho you could be the same height as someone else and have longer arms or legs
This video is like having that one friend you never let say anything. Then one day you say let it out. I loved it.
4:20 Lmfaoo I use to loose it in the dark in school 😂
Donald Glover would be the perfect dungeon master. Or bard
Have you seen the episode of Community where they play dnd? Highly recommend
Clayton Brown Hector the Well Endowed
@Jordan Hingoo Why was Shakespeare not allowed into the bar?
Gavin Fitzsimons Y
@@waspoppin4784 bcoz he was (a) bard!
Amongst other things, the world's greatest Donald.
insomniacfolder what about Donald Duck?
+damon19751 Duck don't wear no pants, but wears the top half of a sailors outfit and a bow-tie? Nuh-uh!
insomniacfolder he too ticc for pants #thiccboy
Nah that`s Trump, Then Don(ovan) Mitchell, Don Meredith, Don Cowboy Ceronne, then Don Johnson, Don Cheadle, Donald Sterling (his racist tape was very entertaining for 2 weeks), Don Rickles, Don Fry, Donovan Mcnabb, Donald Sutherland....Now we can give Glover a spot.
+ Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club Donalds only, no contractions, no variations: all but two of your list are ineligible. I ahd to disqualify Mr. Trump, too, as he seems unsure as to hs own name - is it John Barron, David Dennison, John Miller? Who knows? We'll stick to bona fide Donalds'
The correct order is Glover, Fagen, Faison, and the Donald from the song, 'Donald Where's Yer Troosers'. Thank you for playing.
Donald Glover is PURE TALENT! “This Is America” is one of my favorite music videos of all time.
Its all coming with me!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Oh, poor made-up lady." got me lmao
Girlfriend- "I just had a dream where u slept with another woman".
Me- "lol so did I"
William Dinkel "HEY! I HAD A DREAM YOU WERE MEAN TO ME!" LOL
@@tommycipriani2254
_"Hey dude. I had a dream where you ate all my sesame seed chicken, and left nothing but the rice. Just brown rice. What gives, man? That was a fucking dick move."_
After I came out as bi, my ex had dreams of me sleeping with women and had to be comforted because of a dream.
One time one of my girl friends told me she had a dream where I tried to join her and her boyfriend in bed, and he was into it. Couldn't tell if she was jealous or coming on to me.
To clarify, the joke means that I had a dream where I was having sex with another woman
2:01 Why you gotta call me out like that tho😢
I really wish he'd do stand up again, it's SO good!
It's hard to believe this is the rapper Childish Gambino. It is right?
I mean they do look a lot alike.
@@Arkatox hahahahhaaaaa :ddddd
Yup. It's just another case of a performer with multiple personas, like Beyonce/Sasha Fierce or Eminem/Slim Shady
@@elizabethterlinden3078 basically. in cases like this though its more so the artist/performer utilizes their secondary talents and attaches it/makes it flourish using there real name while having a llc or copyrighted (performing artist) Name on content that is outside of the original genre. Sasha fierce is like an alter ego pseudonym for Beyoncé seeing as she doesn't actually perform using the name. same with Eminem but, its more of an AKA type of thing. Sasha fierce was first presented I believe as an artist caveat to gain more sales and open the eyes of fans to "the other side" of her. While Slim is literally just his nick name. Donald Glover is Childish Gambino's ACTUAL name that he uses on his Screen Work. He just made room for himself in the industry by promoting his Visual Artwork and entertainment via HIS REAL NAME because lets be honest who is expecting or following CG for comedy and TV airtime; it actually brings him more fans when people see him in this light because you've got people like Cynthia {"It's hard to believe this is the rapper Childish Gambino. It is right?"} who are caught off guard but are interested to see more. THEN the find out about his music and the cycle just continues vice versa.
I knew him as Donald Glover first, saw he was Childish Gambino after and I thought" And he can make music?!" *pours salt on younger generation*
Why Are There No "Crazy Man" Stories?
Let me tell you about Florida man.
Exactly the place where the crazy boyfriend went
I need someone to please explain this poor Italian what the "Florida Man" thing means. Pretty please 😬
BessDavies niggas in florida literally just do not care about life, they have news stories like “man throws crocodile into mcdonalds fast food window after the ice cream machine was broken” like they genuinely are fucking crazy lmfao
Florida man here. Yep keep my "alligator"cocked, and locked at all times. Crocodiles come from Australia...
THEY WENT ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA TO THROW A CROCODILE AT MACDONALD'S!?
His mimicries and role-plays are so funny xD
Bro there was some really powerful complex subtle stuff in his jokes and I love it.