What if Chile Was Waaaaaay Longer??

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  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +16637

    2020 has officially broken RealLifeLore.

    • @icarusash2241
      @icarusash2241 Před 3 lety +381

      Man you're literally everyone,u surely got 72 hours in a day😂😂

    • @derpcwota
      @derpcwota Před 3 lety +117

      Bruh you again

    • @copperdan1275
      @copperdan1275 Před 3 lety +69

      Justin Y. you’re killing me 😂😂😂

    • @Superby25
      @Superby25 Před 3 lety +26

      Hey sup

    • @jrexx2841
      @jrexx2841 Před 3 lety +37

      Wow first time seeing you this early.

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 Před 3 lety +3966

    2019 RLL: What if a former, historic empire reunified?
    2020 RLL: Okay... hear me out... Chile... but LONG.

    • @josedaviddelevante9211
      @josedaviddelevante9211 Před 3 lety +116

      This video is just the spirit form of 2020

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 Před 3 lety +2

      Hmm

    • @scipioafricanus2212
      @scipioafricanus2212 Před 3 lety +28

      I miss the former historic empires video... I was waiting on what if the Japanese Empire reunited today

    • @RESOPO1
      @RESOPO1 Před 3 lety +7

      @@scipioafricanus2212 I would have liked a German Empire, or Nordic Empire one

    • @therealbricker
      @therealbricker Před 3 lety +20

      Chile... but LONG doesn't sound right. It's already long lol

  • @Azhi_Dahaka
    @Azhi_Dahaka Před 3 lety +8953

    The Chilean Dream, monopolizing all the earthquakes in the continent

    • @kdekappa
      @kdekappa Před 3 lety +901

      normal people: wth chileans shouldnt be proud of having the strongest earthquake, it killed people!
      chileans: record mundial chuchetumaree

    • @makotableh1856
      @makotableh1856 Před 3 lety +338

      @@kdekappa CHILE CAMPEOOOON

    • @ALEX-fq7hh
      @ALEX-fq7hh Před 3 lety +313

      We Chileans likes earthquakes so much that we drink them ( t e r r e m o t o s )

    • @carlsoll
      @carlsoll Před 3 lety +26

      This is so funny 😄

    • @wayminjoo3017
      @wayminjoo3017 Před 3 lety +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rodrigohernanbritoruiz8786
    @rodrigohernanbritoruiz8786 Před rokem +856

    Wow Chile is such an amazing country, it really is the best country of Chile, greetings from Chile

    • @alejandro-hc6ms
      @alejandro-hc6ms Před rokem +36

      the best country of chile?

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Před rokem +114

      We're also the first country of Chile, truly mesmerizing.

    • @panaxo
      @panaxo Před rokem +26

      @@alejandro-hc6ms also the worst, and the fifth

    • @crisaliscris
      @crisaliscris Před rokem +9

      poetic

    • @frog_guy610
      @frog_guy610 Před rokem +29

      @@alejandro-hc6ms chilean meme

  • @humanperson75
    @humanperson75 Před rokem +203

    fun fact: there is a town in Chile called Chile Chico, which means "small Chile" in spanish

    • @justdery17
      @justdery17 Před rokem +63

      finally, Smol chile

    • @rotciv1486
      @rotciv1486 Před rokem +7

      @@justdery17 this is will be their official name in my head from now on.

    • @JuliusGuruJG
      @JuliusGuruJG Před rokem +21

      Chile guagua

    • @DuckthePolarxd
      @DuckthePolarxd Před rokem +12

      Also there is a town called "Paraguay chico", which means "small Paraguay"

    • @justdery17
      @justdery17 Před rokem +11

      @@DuckthePolarxd *finally, Smol paraguay*

  • @avantelvsitania3359
    @avantelvsitania3359 Před 3 lety +3681

    You: Long Chile
    Me, an intellectual: Chilong

  • @ln5321
    @ln5321 Před 3 lety +2350

    Chile: "No, don't extend our borders inland! We want more coastline! Only coastline!"

    • @svankensen
      @svankensen Před 3 lety +156

      During the same war during which we stole Peru's and Bolivia's territory, Argentina politely asked "Hey, Chile, mind if I take all this land you own beyond the Andes? My army is doing nothing ATM.". And Chile was like "Ugh, screw you Argentina, it's yours." The Andes is a very strong defensive position, and the reason Chile is so narrow. Strong, natural barriers with few passes. But that also means that anything beyond the Andes is very hard to reinforce. You can't reach it by sea, and land passes are rare and easy to hold.

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 Před 3 lety +62

      Chile wants the coast so they can boast

    • @Death-bd1tl
      @Death-bd1tl Před 3 lety +74

      Hippity hoppity, your coast is our property

    • @hernanmartinez2000
      @hernanmartinez2000 Před 3 lety +21

      *Bolivia:* :(

    • @lissandrafreljord7913
      @lissandrafreljord7913 Před 3 lety +50

      That's kinda what the Phoenicians, Greeks and Romans did. They just wanted all the coastline around the Mediterranean.

  • @hahinrichsen
    @hahinrichsen Před rokem +442

    Actually Chile claims sovereign territory down to the south pole, making it much longer than shown in the video, and form 1879 to 1884 during the Pacific War against Perú and Bolivia, Chile conquered all the pacific coastline up to Lima, Perú, achieving a costal length of 8663 km.
    Also during that time Chile had the strongest navy on the Pacific, patrolling with little opposition up to San Francisco and successfully sending a battleship to stop the US annexation of Panama in April 1885. So Longer Chile could have very well been a reality.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Před rokem +37

      ...they just needed to be as aggressive as your most friendly floridian and surely it'd be reality

    • @mitchelkvedar674
      @mitchelkvedar674 Před rokem

      Thanks for including CT :)

    • @actualalula
      @actualalula Před rokem

      @@elclaustrocl HEHE WE GOT THEM

    • @navarovproductions4481
      @navarovproductions4481 Před rokem

      @@elclaustrocl too late

    • @AtoZmen
      @AtoZmen Před rokem +5

      The only problem with this plan is the low population Chile has, it wouldn't be able to defend a border that long with only a couple million people

  • @nombre2483
    @nombre2483 Před rokem +104

    Being I Chilean myself I must say, you've discovered our secret plan.

  • @Notxnn
    @Notxnn Před 3 lety +2349

    RUSSIA: W I D EEEEE
    CHILE:L
    O
    N
    G

  • @mousemice2351
    @mousemice2351 Před 3 lety +1443

    "What if Chile was way longer."
    5 minutes later:
    *"WHAT IF WE INVADE L O N G C H I L E"*

  • @dansandoval9330
    @dansandoval9330 Před 2 lety +55

    As a hypothetical Longer Chile citizen in Guadalajara, I'm just gonna say Longer Chile it's the best name for a country ever, in this earth and any other, my fellow Spanish speakers will understand

  • @androide_t5322
    @androide_t5322 Před rokem +145

    As a chilean, we need chile to be as this long and take over the earthquakes.

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 Před rokem

      earthquakes are infinite and it will never end because it's a nature phenomenon, it's part of earth's natural mechanics

    • @androide_t5322
      @androide_t5322 Před rokem

      @@MTC008 🤓🤓

    • @MTC008
      @MTC008 Před rokem

      @@androide_t5322 chile is isn't the only country to be experiencing this, australia, japan, canada, taiwan, the philippines, new zealand, peru, ecuador, panama, guatemala, mexico, el salvador, the US state hawaii, also have what you are having because these countries are also besiding the pacific ocean, all countries that have boundaries with ring of fire technically will going to have it

    • @Tyriius
      @Tyriius Před rokem

      chequea tu escritura bro, cometiste un error en ** to be as this **

  • @makcarolin
    @makcarolin Před 3 lety +3781

    Next video: “what if the Vatican was way smaller?”

    • @FCule
      @FCule Před 3 lety +73

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @parthibhayat
      @parthibhayat Před 3 lety +164

      It's small enough for one side to be seen from another side, so idk how more small you mean

    • @S3Wander
      @S3Wander Před 3 lety +181

      @@parthibhayat how about smaller than human

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 Před 3 lety +145

      I'm pretty sure I've seen parking lots that are larger lmao

    • @kendrickproductions7721
      @kendrickproductions7721 Před 3 lety +29

      Socky noob
      What is that username? 😂

  • @crem4x968
    @crem4x968 Před rokem +154

    So we would have 2 Los Angeles south and Los Angeles north. I really believe that Chile was always meant to be longer.
    Also, I knew that Grunge was Chilean all this time.

    • @rotciv1486
      @rotciv1486 Před rokem +7

      such a dad joke "I went to los angeles!!!" "oh really, how was the city" "Chilly"

  • @alimtimm7355
    @alimtimm7355 Před rokem +93

    As an Oregonian I’m excited to be part of Chile and her magnificent population. 🇨🇱

    • @demierre
      @demierre Před rokem +5

      I've been to both. The similarities are stunning

  • @colem631
    @colem631 Před 3 lety +5445

    The three states of the nation would be Hot Chile, Mild Chile, and Chilly Chile

  • @saktisurya9.e11
    @saktisurya9.e11 Před 3 lety +1314

    Longer chile: **Exist**
    Rising sea level: It's free real estate

    • @Disedinel
      @Disedinel Před 3 lety +9

      Bruh underrated

    • @omaralkayal7598
      @omaralkayal7598 Před 3 lety +1

      BRUH 😂😂😂😂

    • @Weirdude777
      @Weirdude777 Před 3 lety +68

      Not at all! Drive a mile inland and you're comfortably 100 feet over the sea level.

    • @pbnetto
      @pbnetto Před 3 lety +29

      Well, if we think on the entire western coast of the Americas we'll see it's very mountainous, so that would not be extremely catastrophic

    • @expergisci
      @expergisci Před 3 lety +19

      Coast mountains: XD

  • @bastardit444
    @bastardit444 Před rokem +32

    then, chile would have not only one but two cities called L.A

  • @JustCucumber
    @JustCucumber Před rokem +17

    current Chile has Route 5, the longest route of the country going across most of it's lenght, I can imagine Longer Chile's Route 5 being a touristic paradise lol

  • @sakibomb.
    @sakibomb. Před 3 lety +1617

    Therapist: CZcams grammar mistakes can’t hurt you
    1th Los Angeles: *exists*

  • @Otter-Destruction
    @Otter-Destruction Před 3 lety +1352

    Bolivia: I want ocean.
    Chile: lol no.

  • @darkness-fx5hs
    @darkness-fx5hs Před rokem +13

    I like how he refers to Chile as a “her”.

    • @grassy2763
      @grassy2763 Před 3 měsíci

      Because, he needs to put the genders in countries

  • @_dumplingd
    @_dumplingd Před rokem +10

    “chile officially took all of the world’s coastline”

  • @Alexm0321
    @Alexm0321 Před 3 lety +1431

    Longer Chile: *exists*
    Tectonic Plates: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

  • @wosh253
    @wosh253 Před 3 lety +684

    countries: we have a coast to the pacifi-
    chile: no.

  • @benortega7596
    @benortega7596 Před rokem +10

    My mom is Chilean, and this is the funniest thing I have seen, my dad is Bolivian and I know all about sad, salty, little landlocked Bolivia

  • @mpsp1911
    @mpsp1911 Před rokem +8

    as a chilean, this is the funniest shit ever made

  • @cristobalespinoza868
    @cristobalespinoza868 Před 3 lety +2035

    As a Chilean myself, this is exactly how Chile was ment to be

    • @raimundohott9716
      @raimundohott9716 Před 3 lety +58

      @Han Juby Xie You mean a "longer" constitution

    • @FelipeNiclvs.
      @FelipeNiclvs. Před 3 lety +4

      @Han Juby Xie exactly, don't need to spread the none cense we currently have to the rest of the world

    • @Steven-ef8yk
      @Steven-ef8yk Před 3 lety +3

      chile

    • @oliviaagueroasaro9174
      @oliviaagueroasaro9174 Před 3 lety +22

      dude i jUST NOW KNOW THAT CHILE USED TO OWN THE WHOLE SOUTH OF ARGENTINA
      AND IM FROM ARGENTINA

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 Před 3 lety +29

      @@oliviaagueroasaro9174 Ya, but we kinda just....gave it to you like nothing. We were in the middle of the pacific war, so being at another war at the same time was not a good idea.

  • @magicalmalu
    @magicalmalu Před 3 lety +1115

    As a Californian I am excited to now live in Longer Chile.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Před 3 lety +115

      Wine would be cheaper

    • @rockwithyou2006
      @rockwithyou2006 Před 3 lety +2

      you are just ungrateful, wish you were really in Chile

    • @Chileball
      @Chileball Před 3 lety +9

      Longer chile

    • @pekka-zg1wx
      @pekka-zg1wx Před 3 lety +39

      Lets make a longer chile discord lmao😂😂😂

    • @pekka-zg1wx
      @pekka-zg1wx Před 3 lety +4

      @@Chileball oye puedo ser uno de los admins principales? XD

  • @brickmacclarence8031
    @brickmacclarence8031 Před 2 lety +7

    I live in Anchorage Alaska. The thought of being Longer Chilean amuses me greatly.

  • @Mentalfrostbite
    @Mentalfrostbite Před rokem +12

    The road that supposedly united cali with Punta Arenas actually is cut short about 300km north of Punta Arenas because of that area is filled with fjords, wich makes all the territory south of Chile mostly dependant on ferrys or boats

    • @sebastiancristicastillo479
      @sebastiancristicastillo479 Před rokem

      Just was going to say that!
      The entire region (like a state) where is Punta Arenas, its unconnected, so we have to cross to Argentina if we want to go by land or take a ferry or plane if we dont want to go to Argentina

    • @chillyboi6743
      @chillyboi6743 Před rokem

      ​@@sebastiancristicastillo479 or we could just extend chile towards argentina just enough to put a road there

  • @underarock9447
    @underarock9447 Před 3 lety +1986

    what if Bolivia controlled all of South America except the coasts

    • @aureusknighstar2195
      @aureusknighstar2195 Před 3 lety +149

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread *Apply alchohol to burn wound*

    • @igeometricaligd8811
      @igeometricaligd8811 Před 3 lety +44

      Or ethiopia but with whole africa 😁😁😁

    • @underarock9447
      @underarock9447 Před 3 lety +46

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread salt her wound? don't they have enough salt with that Salar de Uyuni or whatever?

    • @sundalongpatpat
      @sundalongpatpat Před 3 lety +4

      STOOOOP

    • @underarock9447
      @underarock9447 Před 3 lety +19

      @@sundalongpatpat where I'm from we don't have stop signs just go signs

  • @pogboom1121
    @pogboom1121 Před 3 lety +706

    Geography: How long do you want to be Chile?
    Chile: Yes

  • @mauseratti226
    @mauseratti226 Před rokem +6

    As a Chilean I have to confirm that we'll never rest until all countries of the world are permanently land lock.

  • @itspancitoyeah3157
    @itspancitoyeah3157 Před rokem +28

    as a chilean i believe this is what we were meant to be

  • @JJLiu-xc3kg
    @JJLiu-xc3kg Před 3 lety +429

    It’s official, he’s gone insane.

  • @Dreitzel8
    @Dreitzel8 Před 3 lety +1840

    “Man those protests in Chile in the news are wild”
    RLL: “ya but what if it was longer”
    “The protests?”
    RLL: “No...”

    • @2739gghggfhytf
      @2739gghggfhytf Před 3 lety +31

      Here the protest are somewhat still going, and we will write a new constitution

    • @cristiannavarroparraguez34
      @cristiannavarroparraguez34 Před 3 lety +77

      Imagine being in Punta Arenas but also being enrolled to vote tomorrow for a new Longer Chile's Constitution in Anchorage

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 Před 3 lety +2

      The news?

    • @1066andallthat
      @1066andallthat Před 3 lety +3

      @@2739gghggfhytf Too late, Maduro is finishing it.

    • @2739gghggfhytf
      @2739gghggfhytf Před 2 lety

      @@frukola64 now more than ever aren't fuck we are soon to have a Non-populist govt.

  • @tejasaivuyyala
    @tejasaivuyyala Před 2 lety +3

    "And Chile's very very very very very long and thin."
    -Jay Foreman

  • @davidcardenas8539
    @davidcardenas8539 Před rokem +8

    Lets make Chile great and long again

  • @markhenley3097
    @markhenley3097 Před 3 lety +649

    Croatia: I am the best coast stealer.
    Chile: Hold my beer.

    • @AshLilburne
      @AshLilburne Před 3 lety +11

      Australia: No need to steal when ur already the king. Beers all round

    • @mccoolguy1973
      @mccoolguy1973 Před 3 lety +13

      Bolivia would like to talk with you.

    • @43Cubes
      @43Cubes Před 3 lety +19

      Cries in bosnia

    • @Gameflyer001
      @Gameflyer001 Před 3 lety +8

      @Deva Rafael Yes... although having only 20 km of coastline with other Croatian islands closely surrounding it (not to mention relatively shallow waters) makes having a port there not very feasible. As such, BiH is functionally landlocked, because the nearest usable port is on the Croatian side. Also, if Croatia goes ahead and builds their proposed bridge over their islands that would enable bypassing the Neum border crossing entirely, that potentially spells more trouble for Bosnia and Herzegovina.

    • @rorrikiller8662
      @rorrikiller8662 Před 3 lety +9

      Hold my Pisco

  • @Kuddochan
    @Kuddochan Před 3 lety +918

    Now we're really *stretching* the boundaries of what if scenarios

  • @ALMyoutube
    @ALMyoutube Před rokem +12

    YT recommended this, maybe cz I'm chilean. If Longer Chile was real, I'd definitely move north just to be near Canada 💖 Chile deeply admires Canada, lots of love!

  • @JAMEArts
    @JAMEArts Před rokem +2

    Moral of the story: Never piss Chile off, it'll steal your Pacific Ocean rights.

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 Před 3 lety +3288

    Longer Chile is interesting, but when are you going to discuss Longest Chile: I.E. Chile that owns all coastlines in the world

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer Před 3 lety +1753

    2:35 O N E T H

    • @aegis_222
      @aegis_222 Před 3 lety +110

      i immediately came to the comments as soon as i saw it

    • @Djanbari
      @Djanbari Před 3 lety +8

      What?

    • @n1kolaos
      @n1kolaos Před 3 lety +70

      @@Djanbari It says that LA is the 1th City in the video 😂

    • @qreeves
      @qreeves Před 3 lety +48

      Firth

    • @TravisL.Desmadreson
      @TravisL.Desmadreson Před 3 lety +4

      @@aegis_222 same

  • @andrewmd10
    @andrewmd10 Před 2 lety +5

    I believe that with an economy so big, and basically being a long coastline they would've invested crazy amounts of money in the marine in the last century and be the most powerful navy in the world

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 Před 2 lety +2

    One thing is sure:
    We'd have like 4 more ways of naming the "marraqueta" bread

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 Před 3 lety +389

    Chile was like “Okay, you guys can have all the land you want, but the coast is mine”

    • @twicethegalo
      @twicethegalo Před 3 lety +19

      This is actually historically acurrate

    • @magreen311
      @magreen311 Před 3 lety +12

      Global warming: *Imma ruin this man's whole career*

    • @felipeoyarzun5424
      @felipeoyarzun5424 Před 3 lety +4

      @@magreen311 Coastal mountains: Im gonna end this man's whole career

  • @The1PhillyPhil
    @The1PhillyPhil Před 3 lety +385

    Hits blunt:
    “hey... what if Chile was... longer?”

  • @fugisjqorkv3958
    @fugisjqorkv3958 Před rokem +4

    As a chilean, i can say that THIS is the chilean dream

  • @excesscodm1221
    @excesscodm1221 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how canada is not once pronounced in this video but is still in direct conflict with 'longer chile'

  • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
    @woooooooooooooooooooooooo Před 3 lety +659

    2019 RLL: Questions, with some jokes
    2020 RLL: hey yall what if chlie was l o n g ?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +805

    "But transformed Bolivia into a landlocked country"
    Bolivia: *Ow that hurts*

  • @ivangregorovich9855
    @ivangregorovich9855 Před rokem

    There actually is a route to Anchorage from Vancouver, however it would not fit on the map you have provided, as it takes hwy 97 (BC) up to Prince George, etc. So, it is possible, and when Longer Chile Becomes a country, they would most likely consider this and take over much of BC. Love the video btw.

  • @Simplegamemer
    @Simplegamemer Před 2 lety +3

    finally a country where you can enjoy summer or winter the whole year round without leaving your country

  • @andys6004
    @andys6004 Před 3 lety +151

    At 1:26 there is a mistake, the war wasnt initially for conquest, it started because bolivia's government broke a treaty and rose taxes on chilean companies in the coast, beeing sure peru would help and Chile wouldnt attack. Boy they were wrong.

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis Před 3 lety +10

      It was the late 1800s, the age of imperialism. Bolivia should have known better.

  • @kiblord8252
    @kiblord8252 Před 3 lety +291

    Los Angeles is the “1th” largest city

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 Před rokem +4

    Now what about Longest Chile? Where it doesn't stop with the pacific, and instead wraps all the way around the Americas until it meets its southern border again.

  • @gnanaprakasamkumaran1362

    Chile : Hey Bolivia
    Bolivia: Yes?
    Chile: Coastline
    Bolivia: I don't get it.
    Chile: Exactly

  • @turepers2469
    @turepers2469 Před 3 lety +588

    Every country in north and South America: we want to swim in the pacific
    Chile: no

    • @Sahil-tb4ty
      @Sahil-tb4ty Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂👉🤦

    • @belenaraya7101
      @belenaraya7101 Před 3 lety

      Hahahhahahahahahhaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KarenSaranghaeSuJu
      @KarenSaranghaeSuJu Před 3 lety +6

      Its fuckin cold in the pacific, better go swim in the atlantic lol

    • @belenaraya7101
      @belenaraya7101 Před 3 lety

      @HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW Who are u? 🙂

    • @belenaraya7101
      @belenaraya7101 Před 3 lety

      @HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW Dude! HAHAHAHAHAUAHA 🤣🤣🤣 that sounds cool, but no thank you 😂😂

  • @ChadtronicFan
    @ChadtronicFan Před 3 lety +1963

    We can take this further, Chile has every peice of coastline in the world.

  • @diesehnswurdigkeit9019
    @diesehnswurdigkeit9019 Před rokem +1

    It was funny from you describing Bolivia "salty" minding that it has the biggest saltflat in the world

  • @homiedaclown4381
    @homiedaclown4381 Před 2 lety +1

    Random cartographer: Wow, Chile sure is a long country.
    RLL: *Hits blunt* Yeah but what if it was longer.

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas Před 3 lety +926

    I live on the oregon coast. The thought of being Chilean amuses me greatly.

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 Před 3 lety +15

      Me too

    • @pedroks7756
      @pedroks7756 Před 2 lety +31

      I life in brazil,nothing would change for me

    • @aboreal
      @aboreal Před 2 lety +29

      As a Chilean, it shouldn't lmaao

    • @pablol5472
      @pablol5472 Před 2 lety +11

      The US-Canadian Pacific Coast already is a mirror of Chile (or viceversa). Except for those living in Hollywood or in the Bay Area, there is a southern replica to your city or area. For example, look up Corral, Chile if you live in Astoria, OR.

    • @weonvirtual
      @weonvirtual Před 2 lety

      @@aboreal same🤝

  • @shadysam7161
    @shadysam7161 Před 3 lety +733

    Imagine one day, a civil war breaks out in Chile, one side is to the east, while the other to the west..

    • @RodrigoFernandez-td9uk
      @RodrigoFernandez-td9uk Před 3 lety +66

      In 1851, the rebel side was in the north, in the center-south and in the extreme south, and the government side was in the center-north and in the south ...

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. Před 2 lety +3

      HAHAHA

    • @MSA
      @MSA Před 2 lety +14

      Each side has a third and the Battlefield Is the other third... That would be like 4 thousand km per around 50 km jaja

    • @danstamante
      @danstamante Před 2 lety +18

      westest west vs not so easter east

    • @kashutosh9132
      @kashutosh9132 Před 2 lety

      Lol 😂

  • @albertopaulmann2131
    @albertopaulmann2131 Před 2 lety +1

    The Pacific war (that is the name of the war between chile, bolivia and peru) was started because an unfair raise in taxes to saltpeter and was backed financially by England becoming for a brief time becoming the strongest navy in America, so the saltpeter war was, for a tax reason not a expansion reason

  • @bt5ny671
    @bt5ny671 Před rokem +2

    longest chile would literally eventually turn the whole world into chile making chile the best country of chile

  • @killerkeir
    @killerkeir Před 2 lety +757

    My Therapist: Long Chile isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
    Long Chile:

  • @NitroMagma
    @NitroMagma Před 3 lety +404

    2020: Long Chile
    2021: Wide Gambia

  • @neonroses22
    @neonroses22 Před 2 lety +1

    so i guess in an alternate universe jay foreman was right when he said "chile is very very very very very long and thin"

  • @Pitulio
    @Pitulio Před rokem +1

    US: we have Hawaii and Guam, what do you have.
    Chile: we have moai

  • @devil_master1562
    @devil_master1562 Před 3 lety +592

    My therapist: Long Chile doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
    Long Chile:

  • @crizn88
    @crizn88 Před 3 lety +766

    as a chilean i can confirm this is my dream

    • @benjuke
      @benjuke Před 2 lety +32

      Quiero poder viajar a cualquier ciudad sin pasar por el aeropuerto internacional AHFJAJFAJ

    • @benjuke
      @benjuke Před 2 lety +22

      Aunque obviamente si esto pasara tendriamos aun mas aeropuertos internacionales

    • @Angwiser-zk7vk
      @Angwiser-zk7vk Před 2 lety +7

      Nuestro sueño

    • @sofiaherrera9299
      @sofiaherrera9299 Před 2 lety +5

      Efectivamente

    • @delfoxnunezdelphox6813
      @delfoxnunezdelphox6813 Před 2 lety +7

      En un mod de victoria 2 se podría hacer XD con eso ya me conformo y soy feliz

  • @NoahLavineASP
    @NoahLavineASP Před rokem

    The best thing about your channel is that I can stop watching you for a year and then I have a million videos to binge.

  • @atlas2296
    @atlas2296 Před rokem +1

    Most RLL videos: *Complicated political predictions and explanations of the current political and diplomatic climate*
    This Video: What if like, Chilie big, like big big

  • @diegoontour
    @diegoontour Před 3 lety +542

    If Chile were this long, it would be on the Pacific ring of fire which would cause us to have even more earthquakes. Which in reality, to the Chileans, does not worry much.

    • @kdekappa
      @kdekappa Před 3 lety +14

      it is already in the pacific ring lmao

    • @diegoontour
      @diegoontour Před 3 lety +78

      @@kdekappa We are protecting all the countries in the Pacific of the earthquakes. LOL

    • @ulisesdover9124
      @ulisesdover9124 Před 3 lety +34

      @ray Llorones se asustan con un 4.0 y los locos somos nosotros.

    • @mateoburgos9818
      @mateoburgos9818 Před 2 lety +11

      As a chilean: earthquakes are every day. Literally

    • @goldenretriever1528
      @goldenretriever1528 Před 2 lety +1

      @ray el papá del benja

  • @whyyousolikedat1556
    @whyyousolikedat1556 Před 3 lety +339

    1th Largest city in Longer Chile: Los Angeles. Grammar has left the chat.

  • @daxtonporter6679
    @daxtonporter6679 Před 2 lety +2

    2:47 Ah yes, the 1th biggest city in fictional Chile, Los Angeles

  • @CoTeCiOtm
    @CoTeCiOtm Před rokem +10

    As a Chilean, I'm kind of glad this is not a reality. With how incompetent authorities are in this country, it would 100% be an absolute disaster to make our country that long xD

  • @mccoolguy1973
    @mccoolguy1973 Před 3 lety +123

    *What if Chile Was Waaaaaay Longer?*
    Bolivia: That would be my worst nightmare.

  • @314159265352
    @314159265352 Před 3 lety +428

    Longer Chile, don't allow this guy at 3:29 It can get stuck and divide you in half.

  • @johngerygooz3251
    @johngerygooz3251 Před rokem +1

    Imagine Hollywood being in Chile! By the way I like how seriously you talked about Longer Chile. :-D

  • @Cerbleur07
    @Cerbleur07 Před rokem +1

    Chile is like lord Frieza, when you think they are already long enough it tells you "I ASURE YOU THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!"

  • @EthanRKassel
    @EthanRKassel Před 3 lety +201

    My therapist: “Don’t worry, Long Chile doesn’t exist”

  • @F151411
    @F151411 Před 3 lety +436

    Longer Chile exists*
    *Tsunami:* I’m about to end this man’s whole career

    • @elfallguyxd4081
      @elfallguyxd4081 Před 3 lety +10

      This think that was enough say hello to : e a r t h q u a k e s. And a lot of them.

    • @Th3RealPeterGriffin
      @Th3RealPeterGriffin Před 3 lety +3

      Flood: your my bitch now

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před 3 lety +1

      Rising water level:
      U will be Jakarta 🤭🤣

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před 3 lety

      @@Th3RealPeterGriffin nah
      Just need water sea rising

    • @dheerajnishchitha4216
      @dheerajnishchitha4216 Před 3 lety +2

      Cyclones or typhoon or hurricane : am I joke to u?

  • @blakethesimms
    @blakethesimms Před 2 lety +1

    I have a much simpler answer to this question: if Chile was that long then I would live in Chile

  • @pepelagarto8110
    @pepelagarto8110 Před rokem +2

    Longer Chile is my new favorite country, also her allies for War could be Asia because then Chile could regulate the gaxes of rhe trafic in the coast

  • @dario9042
    @dario9042 Před 3 lety +332

    Tan solo imaginen cuanto tiempo tomarían los envíos por correos de chile

    • @Tortuguita117
      @Tortuguita117 Před 3 lety +85

      Nueva ruta turbus a Los Angeles

    • @eliharman
      @eliharman Před 3 lety +8

      We don’t speak longer Chilean. It’s an imaginary country. I think you may be taking the thought experiment too far...

    • @diegoandresvargasvaldes6278
      @diegoandresvargasvaldes6278 Před rokem +17

      @@eliharman bruh, it's a joke

    • @HYP3RK1NECT
      @HYP3RK1NECT Před rokem

      No. La wea nefasta. Yo compre un producto por este courier, y los bastardos me dejaron en una agencia y lo tuve que ir a buscar. Cuando deberían dejar en mi casa.

    • @grmnxd8842
      @grmnxd8842 Před rokem +46

      @@Tortuguita117 ruta Los Ángeles del sur a Los Ángeles del norte

  • @alysin2439
    @alysin2439 Před 3 lety +323

    "Sad, salty, little land locked Bolivia"
    **BOLIVIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**

    • @theeclipsemaster
      @theeclipsemaster Před 2 lety +30

      Bolivia was banned for being salty

    • @andrak02
      @andrak02 Před 2 lety +4

      carefull, bolivia want have a naval war by you comment

    • @okey664
      @okey664 Před 2 lety

      How to defeat bolivia: Jaja no tenes mar

  • @LiamDZN
    @LiamDZN Před rokem +1

    actually, we have a small city called "Chile Chico (Small Chile)"
    now, we only need the big one...

  • @Rooikat06
    @Rooikat06 Před 3 lety +494

    Being an English-speaking Chilean only makes it funnier

  • @RenTran1
    @RenTran1 Před 3 lety +425

    "Hey, dude where do you live? I want to see if I can give an estimate for the climate from how far from the equator you are."
    "I live in Longer Chile."
    "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

    • @IgaziKenyer
      @IgaziKenyer Před 3 lety +47

      " A lot, very narrow now."

    • @ProudiPhoneOwner
      @ProudiPhoneOwner Před 3 lety +41

      Imagine they say: “Fine. I live near the coast. Happy?”

    • @nhandinh7404
      @nhandinh7404 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ProudiPhoneOwner But on which part of the coast. Because you guys have waaaaaay too much coast

    • @SR0144
      @SR0144 Před 3 lety +19

      @@nhandinh7404 The long side of the coast.......

    • @khalilfajloun3787
      @khalilfajloun3787 Před 3 lety +12

      The part that is next to the pacific ocean

  • @jojofox29
    @jojofox29 Před 2 lety +1

    What if Chile was wayyyyyy longer?
    1.3 million people: interesting...

  • @Guakamello
    @Guakamello Před rokem +1

    Longer Chile it's just the beginning. Next step: Longest Chile

  • @vichoiglesias
    @vichoiglesias Před 3 lety +288

    Actually Punta Arenas is not connected by roads to the rest of Chile. You need to detour through Argentina, because the last highway "Carretera Austral" ends at Villa O'Higgins - almost 500km north of Punta Arenas.

    • @AlvinSeville1
      @AlvinSeville1 Před 3 lety +36

      True. The islands and fjords are so rugged with many forests make any road building in this area impossible.

    • @pocketanime
      @pocketanime Před 3 lety +2

      @@AlvinSeville1 also sea

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf Před 2 lety +1

      Isnt there a ferry like in Puerto Montt?

    • @theuselessdrunk
      @theuselessdrunk Před rokem

      @@Carlos-ne3zf ferrys are only connectors, too slow for long distances. i worked in cargo ships doing half that distance (from guaitecas, south of chiloe to natales) and it was a whole night travel. There are tourist cruisers sailing from muerto montt but iirc they use like 6 days making multiple stops.
      @Alvin road building is not impossible, it's just not economically justificable. when there's a reason to spend all that money the geography is not an impediment. Norway has similar topography and its all connected

  • @marcov5619
    @marcov5619 Před 3 lety +270

    Every time he said "Longer Chile" I cracked up.

  • @carrioncrow8191
    @carrioncrow8191 Před 2 lety +1

    I love that Los Angels would be the 1th biggest city in Longer Chile

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Před 2 lety +2

    It doesn't have to stop at america
    Chile should cover all of the worlds coastline

  • @pugz01234
    @pugz01234 Před 3 lety +124

    Chile: “Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!”