More like French West Africa and French Equatorial Africa. Austria-Hugary was far less of a mess than Central Asia and it wouldn't even compare to Africa and the Middle East
I added the area in square miles of every stan country, and then, I looked on a website showing the ranks for how large every country is. After receiving my total sum for stanistan, I can conclude that, if stanistan we're to become a country one day, it would be the seventh largest country in the world.
i LOVE using the term "friend" in this context. like, "Iran wouldnt sacrifice ... to become Stanistans friend." i think its such a cute and funny concept
Fun fact: -istan is a Persian suffix meaning "land". Persian used to be the lingua franca in many areas between Iran and Bangladesh. Persian is an official language in Afghanistan and Tajikistan besides Iran, and many Iranian provinces have as -istan suffix in their names. In modern Persian, many European countries have Persian names ending in -istan as well, for example we Iranians say Englistan instead of England, Magyaristan (land of Magyars) instead of Hungry, Serbistan (Serbia), and so on.
also a lot of former Iranian provinces still call themselves the -stan ending name the Persians called us - a linguistic remnant of the past. I'm Armenian and in the Armenian language, Armenia is "Hyastan"
In Pakistan even words like the desert (registan), oasis (nakhlustan) and graveyard (qabrustan) have stans (land) in them. India's name Hindustan is 100% Persian name then. They called Sindhu (the Indus river) Hindu and then added stan to it.
Coming back to this video after 1 year, I am more informed of global politics and ethnicities. I now think there are a lot of mistakes in this analysis, although, with good effort and no ill intention from the creator. The Pashtun problem won't be a problem at all after unification, since it is mostly driven because of US involvement and the division of pakhtuns due to the Darrund Line. That line will exist no more and since Pakistan is now with Stanistan, it is a nuclear power and US will have no choice but to leave the region. Stanistan would immediately be offered alliances with Russia or China due to the fact that US troops are on the ground and Stanistan would obviously want them to leave. China already has the CPEC initiative with Pakistan and other close nations for the Belt and Road route. So China will not be an enemy at all. Russia has huge stakes on the CPEC project as well and already supplies a vast majority of it's Natural Gas and Oil to it's neighbors already so choosing to be enemies is Stanistan will not be beneficial to them. On the other hand, Russia will be incentivized to be allied with Stanistan in fear of USA attempts to welcome it into NATO, having a huge impact on the geo-political strategy. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone by containing Russia and China in 1 swift move. Russia nd China will not accept this at all and Stanistan's rulers will have to make the decision to either Join NATO, Join Russia and China as allies or make it's own league with the Arab states, 2 examples we have are OIC and Arab League. Choosing the latter will give the new nation massive power in the world and secure it's World Power - or Super Power status instantly. India will 100% be an adversary but will be careful in it's approach as they too want to connect with central Asia and don't want to anger China since Stanistan and China will no doubt be allies. A 2 front force for India is a real threat and the last thing they need is 2 nuclear super powers aiming their guns at them. Coming to the point of the Shia and Sunni muslims in the region and the tussle with Iran. Pakistan today has absolutely no problem with both sects and both of them are living in harmony in the country. Iran's agenda and the Saudi Arabia's agenda have been foiled many times by Pakistani citizens. And with Saudi Arabia's dependence on Pakistan's military for it's defense and Iran's dependence on Pakistan for imports and secure borders, and the already established alliance of both countries, the possibility is there for complicated relations, but probably Iran and Stanistan will be allies. Overall, this nation will not be as unstable as you might think, since with good fortune, all states are in 1 border, unlike the Pakistan in 1947, which had West Pakistan and East Pakistan, resulting in difficulty in governance. And which huge natural resources, I doubt any of the neighboring countries will want bad relations. So this is my analysis.
Considering that US is now out of Afghanistan Russia will definitely not like its former Soviet Comrades forming another coalition as Soviet Reunion is the Russian Wetdream.
@Surah Kittington pakistan is literally one of the least racist countries in the world, search it up, while india is the most racist country in the entire world. soruce: washington post
In Persian, apart from the 11 countries you mentioned ( 7 Stanistan + Mogholestan, Hindustan, Lahestan, Engelestan) the following countries also have similar names: Serbestan (Serbia) Majarestan (Hungary) Arabestan (Saudi Arabia) Armanestan (Armenia) Gorjestan (Georgia) Bulgarestan (Bulgaria) Also, there is some territory or province in other countries which ended with "stan" in Persian. As you say the word "stan" in Persian is equivalent to the prefix "land" so there are no restrictions on use.
@@sauronstillgood6804 both actually generated from the same Indo-European word. Stan in Persian means the place a specific kind of people is. for example Tajikistan = where the Tajiks are or you can say where the Tajiks stand standing in Persian is Istadan
Indians and Pakistanis argue with each other so much but will become the bestest friends in the world when they hear the word "British" and I love that
A nuclear capable country, that has a bunch of countries that fucking hate each other bunched together? The amount of terrorist attacks and in fighting would be scary.
@Venky Wank that is a really intresting point. RLL did say that stanistan would need a strong leader, and i think india had that, so maybe it might work
honestly i expected you to make a hint about how the USSR wanted to collect all of the "Stans" but encountered major civilian and Islamic resistance when they got to Afghanistan, so they never ended up reaching Pakistan
In Turkish there are many more -stans: Saudi Arabia, Armenia, Georgia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Mongolia, India, Eritrea ( i think), and maybe a few more.
Didn’t stop US, India, Iran and Afghanistan from violating your sovereignty. The whole world knows Pakistan’s nuclear threat is a bluff. If you actually used a nuclear bomb in response to a conventional weapon, Pakistan would cease to exist. And the Pakistan military knows that too.
O'zbekiston has already started the construction of a railway through Afg'oniston to connect O'zbekiston with the ports of Pokiston. Thanks to the new project, goods from O'zbekiston will be able to get to the world ocean faster and cheaper.
RRL: What if every country ending in "stan" united? Me: *You would have a nation state that somehow makes Austria-Hungary in 1918 look stable in comparison*
Austria-Hungary was more or less stable in the first half of 1918 though. Shit hit the fan only after the failure at the Piave and the Entente breakthrough in Macedonia.
@@cheeseburgerjackson624 I've heard from somewhere that the Talibani terrorists just disguised as civilians and then joined the Afghanistan Army and got proper training and the surrendered to the rest of the Talibani terrorists. This was all planned. Is it true?
So now we will have 2 USA 1. THE RESPECTED, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲 2. UNITED STANS OF ASIA.. (NO FLAG) THINK OF USA GOING ON TO WAR WITH USA.....
I like how I was always thinking about the countries that have Stan like Uzbekistan Pakistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan Aphganistan, like all I was thinking was Stan yet I was wondering if every country's with Stan United and it happened.. LIKE 1 YEAR AGO
*tea’s gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. Even if i could it’ll all be grey but the picture on wall, it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad*
Only if you unite people who don't want to unite, but against a threat that makes people overlook their differences it works fine as long as things don't get unequal, literally how every nation/empire formed from tribes, groups of people.
This is interesting because I worked on a film production years ago which was under the name Stanistan but it never got picked up due to lack of funding. I wonder if that movie will ever come out?
Most of the problems you mentioned could easily be solved. For example, the US could just leave Afghanistan; Pakistan being the only nuclear power within Stanistan could be mitigated by distributing nuclear weapons to the others; and all the border disputes would be null and void once the (now internal) border vanishes. You've created a true paradise.
spandexter 123 Imagine if an Olympic athlete won gold from there and by rule the gold medalist’s nation’s anthem has to be played. That would be one interesting medal ceremony.
If you included several of the Russian republics and provinces in Iran and Turkey, it would be uncomprehendably vast. But alas, those aren't really countries. Good video!
Now lets make a country naming "Landaland" which includes England, Poland, Netherland, Finland, Scotland, GreenLand, IceLand, Switzerland Ireland, the Netherlands, Poland, Thailand, New Zealand, Somaliland, and Puntland...
Stanistan would be populated by stans. Their anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem feat. Dido. The most dominant buildings would be apartments/housing (check Serbian translation of stan). Their police will not have bullets in their firearms, they just set it to stun. Stannis might be their leader but when you hear the Megalovania theme, that means their overlord Stans is coming.
The more I learn about the rest of the world, the more appreciative I am that I live in a country that is surrounded by a several thousand mile moat and is friendly with the two countries we boarder.
"After unification,it would become immediately apparent that Stanistan would be an _abomination that _*_never should have been born._* " that went from zero to 100 really quick
There would be a huge communication gap between people from different cities as the cultures and languages of Punjab and Sindh in Pakistan are very similar to the cultures and languages of India. The rest of the -Stans will have difficulty in communicating with Pakistan and each other. Some of the other -Stan peoples will move into the cities of Pakistan because of its economy and will have to learn the Indo-Pak languages.
Fun fact: stan literally refers to place of living or land in hindi and arabic languages , the worda before then are usually there to tell about the countries themselves and their culture. For example:- hindustan literally meas the land if hindus . The term was coined when only hindus lived in india and hence wasn't chosen as a national name of india , but a synonym as today , our country is a storehouse of cultural and ethic variations
Stanistan is basically what would happen if someone was like "Yo let's create a muslim version of Austria-Hungary"
more like iraq during the occupation from 2003 till 2011 version 2 lol
Pretty much
More like French West Africa and French Equatorial Africa. Austria-Hugary was far less of a mess than Central Asia and it wouldn't even compare to Africa and the Middle East
I’d say like yugoslavia
except it could work because islam unites people
"Let me guess, your home?"
Stanos: "It was, and it was Staniful."
Lmao
St Sta, sta st st sta stanstans
missed opportunity to say "beautystan"
999 like
I stan this
I added the area in square miles of every stan country, and then, I looked on a website showing the ranks for how large every country is. After receiving my total sum for stanistan, I can conclude that, if stanistan we're to become a country one day, it would be the seventh largest country in the world.
And Kazakhstan is already 9th largest country in the world
yeah, but it would be a horrible place to live in. there would be like 2 civil wars happening at the same time lol
it would also give Russia 🇷🇺 to enter Arabian sea and they would make a big profit and even china would be using pakistan sea
i LOVE using the term "friend" in this context. like, "Iran wouldnt sacrifice ... to become Stanistans friend." i think its such a cute and funny concept
it's just another way of saying ally
Middle East: We have the most ethnic tension
Stanistan: Actually...
Balkans: *pathetic*
your name is legendary
Enitre of asia: *ametures*
Alabama 100 Former Yugoslavia countries:Ha! Beginners
Balkans
K-pop stans: "We are the strongest stan army."
Stanistan: *Pathetic.*
Army is a fandom of the group Bts
AND BTS ISN'T THE WHOLE KPOP
@@Bull-tm6hl Who cares Bruh.
Yeh
Radian STAN ARMMMYYYYY
@@Bull-tm6hl You are joking right?
Fun fact: -istan is a Persian suffix meaning "land". Persian used to be the lingua franca in many areas between Iran and Bangladesh. Persian is an official language in Afghanistan and Tajikistan besides Iran, and many Iranian provinces have as -istan suffix in their names. In modern Persian, many European countries have Persian names ending in -istan as well, for example we Iranians say Englistan instead of England, Magyaristan (land of Magyars) instead of Hungry, Serbistan (Serbia), and so on.
True
also a lot of former Iranian provinces still call themselves the -stan ending name the Persians called us - a linguistic remnant of the past. I'm Armenian and in the Armenian language, Armenia is "Hyastan"
@@peterelittaa I didn't know that! Thanks!
In Pakistan even words like the desert (registan), oasis (nakhlustan) and graveyard (qabrustan) have stans (land) in them. India's name Hindustan is 100% Persian name then. They called Sindhu (the Indus river) Hindu and then added stan to it.
In Sanskrit, the word stanam means place
Coming back to this video after 1 year, I am more informed of global politics and ethnicities. I now think there are a lot of mistakes in this analysis, although, with good effort and no ill intention from the creator.
The Pashtun problem won't be a problem at all after unification, since it is mostly driven because of US involvement and the division of pakhtuns due to the Darrund Line. That line will exist no more and since Pakistan is now with Stanistan, it is a nuclear power and US will have no choice but to leave the region.
Stanistan would immediately be offered alliances with Russia or China due to the fact that US troops are on the ground and Stanistan would obviously want them to leave. China already has the CPEC initiative with Pakistan and other close nations for the Belt and Road route. So China will not be an enemy at all. Russia has huge stakes on the CPEC project as well and already supplies a vast majority of it's Natural Gas and Oil to it's neighbors already so choosing to be enemies is Stanistan will not be beneficial to them.
On the other hand, Russia will be incentivized to be allied with Stanistan in fear of USA attempts to welcome it into NATO, having a huge impact on the geo-political strategy. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone by containing Russia and China in 1 swift move. Russia nd China will not accept this at all and Stanistan's rulers will have to make the decision to either Join NATO, Join Russia and China as allies or make it's own league with the Arab states, 2 examples we have are OIC and Arab League. Choosing the latter will give the new nation massive power in the world and secure it's World Power - or Super Power status instantly.
India will 100% be an adversary but will be careful in it's approach as they too want to connect with central Asia and don't want to anger China since Stanistan and China will no doubt be allies. A 2 front force for India is a real threat and the last thing they need is 2 nuclear super powers aiming their guns at them.
Coming to the point of the Shia and Sunni muslims in the region and the tussle with Iran.
Pakistan today has absolutely no problem with both sects and both of them are living in harmony in the country. Iran's agenda and the Saudi Arabia's agenda have been foiled many times by Pakistani citizens.
And with Saudi Arabia's dependence on Pakistan's military for it's defense and Iran's dependence on Pakistan for imports and secure borders, and the already established alliance of both countries, the possibility is there for complicated relations, but probably Iran and Stanistan will be allies.
Overall, this nation will not be as unstable as you might think, since with good fortune, all states are in 1 border, unlike the Pakistan in 1947, which had West Pakistan and East Pakistan, resulting in difficulty in governance.
And which huge natural resources, I doubt any of the neighboring countries will want bad relations.
So this is my analysis.
Makes sense.
Considering that US is now out of Afghanistan Russia will definitely not like its former Soviet Comrades forming another coalition as Soviet Reunion is the Russian Wetdream.
@@pranavkanttripathi2971 interesting you mention this. I suppose neutrality is also on the table.
@Surah Kittington pakistan is literally one of the least racist countries in the world, search it up, while india is the most racist country in the entire world. soruce: washington post
Wow that's sound and I really like the probability of Stanistan have no need for alliance with NATO or Russia at all.
Stanistan: the land of Stan’s Everyone called Stan: this is my home
American dad would be conflicted
Stanley?
Hero Mihai26 YT yes?
truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Dog with a blog and Gravity Falls
Stanistan was founded.
2 hours later, Stanistan has been copyrighted by Eminem and is expected to pay 1.6 billion.
Imagine copyrightstriking a country
Iceland supermarkets copystriking Iceland
ViktorB I guess Greece kinda did that with FYROM, just without the money
Imagine Turkey suing Turkey for copyright
Wow 900 likes
In Persian, apart from the 11 countries you mentioned ( 7 Stanistan + Mogholestan, Hindustan, Lahestan, Engelestan)
the following countries also have similar names:
Serbestan (Serbia)
Majarestan (Hungary)
Arabestan (Saudi Arabia)
Armanestan (Armenia)
Gorjestan (Georgia)
Bulgarestan (Bulgaria)
Also, there is some territory or province in other countries which ended with "stan" in Persian.
As you say the word "stan" in Persian is equivalent to the prefix "land" so there are no restrictions on use.
Istan is Persian
Sthan is Sanskrit
I want to “Thank You” for making this video about a possible Stanistan.
Title for their national anthem: 'We all Stan together."
That literally means
''we all land together''
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 Stan sound like stand. It is not literal dude.
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 not too far off either tbh
United we stan, out country, cuz it was a Wallace land
@@sauronstillgood6804 both actually generated from the same Indo-European word. Stan in Persian means the place a specific kind of people is. for example Tajikistan = where the Tajiks are or you can say where the Tajiks stand
standing in Persian is Istadan
"We're gonna unite all of these countries and just see what happens"
That does indeed sound very British
Haha😂🤣🤣
This is what a British politician would think in the early 1900s...
HAHHAHAHAA The best one
Indians and Pakistanis argue with each other so much but will become the bestest friends in the world when they hear the word "British" and I love that
😆
I really enjoy your videos and your subtle sense of humor. Thanks.
eminem my fans all are in america
meanwhile stanistan: land of stans
I guess audible doesn’t have any books about how to spell “Kazakhstan”
Seriously pal, I noticed that too.
But ohkyy, we can overlook it as a mistake! :)
*KUZ-AA-KISS-TAAN* : that how we pronounce it in South Asia
Kyrgyzstan too
@@helloworldx10 he meant the spelling (how you write it).
Қазақстан Республикасы
Imagine this being an actual thing in April
2020: this is just the beginning
Lol
A nuclear capable country, that has a bunch of countries that fucking hate each other bunched together? The amount of terrorist attacks and in fighting would be scary.
@Venky Wank that is a really intresting point. RLL did say that stanistan would need a strong leader, and i think india had that, so maybe it might work
I mean, it's basically a larger Changatai khanate
Allah bless you for pray for this
honestly i expected you to make a hint about how the USSR wanted to collect all of the "Stans" but encountered major civilian and Islamic resistance when they got to Afghanistan, so they never ended up reaching Pakistan
In Turkish there are many more -stans: Saudi Arabia, Armenia, Georgia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Mongolia, India, Eritrea ( i think), and maybe a few more.
Stan - Eminem, would be their National Anthem
Its your biggest fan
This is *stanistan*
I really thought he is gonna talk about being a fan. 😅😂
goddamit u stole my comment.,..lol
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
@@v0rtex61 Morning rainclouds in my window and I can't see at all
K-Pop fans: We are the largest Stan army
Stanistan: Hold my stan
LOL
lol 😂😂
: )
worst comment every written
@@memperkasaya2078 lol
Despite the challenges, I believe we people can come together and make the dream a reality, if only because it looks so much better on a map
that isnt a dream that anyone wants to make a reality.
Stanistan
Very nice idea
If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@@rohaanali5006 speak for yourself
It will happen INSHALLAH when we do justice.
@@user-lt6ve9ns4dPakistan attempted to in the 90s hopefully they try again without jihadis
Other stans: We are landlocked, but big.
Pakistan: Let me introduce you something.
Lol
"Just because it ends in stan doesn't mean it wou-"
" *STAN IS STAN* "
It will be Turkistan
Haha i remove the 666 likes
@@user-ps2qx3vr8y no it will be Stan
@@abdullahgaming1271 I live in Asia and I know it is Turkistan
DREAM STANS
I think this social isolation is starting to get to you mate
Please make a video on economy of Stanistan.
Dude it's great to see you here. I was just watching the Economics of UAE video and right here you are......
Bruh
Lol
Lol ye
That Nuclear deterrant of Pakistan is alone enough to mitigate any prospect of being under attack from neigboring country lol
Didn’t stop US, India, Iran and Afghanistan from violating your sovereignty. The whole world knows Pakistan’s nuclear threat is a bluff. If you actually used a nuclear bomb in response to a conventional weapon, Pakistan would cease to exist. And the Pakistan military knows that too.
O'zbekiston has already started the construction of a railway through Afg'oniston to connect O'zbekiston with the ports of Pokiston. Thanks to the new project, goods from O'zbekiston will be able to get to the world ocean faster and cheaper.
Love from Pakistan🇵🇰💞🤝🇺🇿
it's called the Trans-Afghan railway
Wondering what gauge would the line be, 1520mm or 1676mm or standard-gauge?
I want to go to Uzbekistan someday and every other country that ends with stan
@@MilkyWayWasTakenthe man just called your country Porkistan and your saying good luck?
Stanistan: **Exists**
People named Stan: *"It's free real estate"*
Matrix it would be stanista
Stan lee:😏😏😏
I live in Stan city
Not stan this is Turan
Eminem would be the main ruler.
Imagine being an obsessive fan of this country, you'd be a Stan of Stanistan
And your name is Stan,
Stan, Stan of Stanistan
@@Tragedous I'm done- 🤣
me who lives in pakistan :0
@@Zainnosh greetings from ur bad neighbor😅
_Stanception_
This video aged well too well for what online communities are becoming
I was wondering about this 2 days ago and this video pop in my algorithm!
RLL: Calls the country Stanistan
Me: Thinks he's joking
RLL: Continues to call it Statistan for the rest of the video
Republic of Stan sounds way better
@@amednbl stanistan means countries country
Why else the sponsorship segway won't work, besides...quintilling down on a joke is kinda his thang.
@@lateshpatil5307 It's like Timor Leste.Which literally means East East
@@kiambo1601 idk that Timor meant east LoL
*Surrounded by Russia, China, India and Iran.*
Stanistan: This is fine.
Actually india is also hindustan
That’s what he polish Lithuanian commonwealth said
meGAMING NOOB yea they say that in Hindi
Poland 2.0
@@hmjonwal457 The video noted how this is true in some languages and explicitly made the decision to only go by names as accepted in English.
Thanks for idea for my EU 4 run
That Game Of Thrones sponsorship on audible at the last was way too smooth!! Didn’t even see that coming 🙃
This comment section is filled with people trying their best at stan up comedy
Holy fuck i just wanted to write a comment about your unfunny joke and then i realised what you did there. You deserve a like.
Good one
I see what you did here...
Kk
Who liked my stupid reply tho
RRL: What if every country ending in "stan" united?
Me: *You would have a nation state that somehow makes Austria-Hungary in 1918 look stable in comparison*
Strike One, lol yeah
XIXth century Ottoman Empire and 1990's Yugoslavia : Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary
Austria-Hungary was more or less stable in the first half of 1918 though. Shit hit the fan only after the failure at the Piave and the Entente breakthrough in Macedonia.
@Deva Rafael
More like... a Chechniyan or Indian.
@Deva Rafael but whom he would probably kill. There will be no monarchy and will it start a new World War.
Although I am Indian but when I see pakistan would be greatest among other 'stan'
I fell good
Why?
@@eyeofsauron2812 cause we have similar origin
They speak language similar to ours
They live in a culture very similar to that of ours
@@bmarpit3942 Aren't Pakistan and India literally enemies?
@@eyeofsauron2812 the politicians are
Not the people
@@bmarpit3942 Okay, what are the conficts about, border disputes?
This man is always asking the important questions.
When you realise Stannistan is literally 7 of today's countries so Stannis can call it the 'Seven Kingdoms'
LMAO
China: Don't do it.Just trust me don't do it. 😛
@@stevengreen9536 You know it's the right thing to do when China doesn't want you to.
@@shaikhmohammad5280 Depends on the situation.China has made some correct decisions every so often.😛
Saptistan in Urdu, but Saat Rajya will be okay too. Go ahead.
"The usa has 13k active duty soldiers."
USA: Nah we outta here
Lol true
@@ashermoto123 get out
Taliban: same
America: **leaves**
Taliban: HA! SIKE
This video aged well
@@cheeseburgerjackson624 I've heard from somewhere that the Talibani terrorists just disguised as civilians and then joined the Afghanistan Army and got proper training and the surrendered to the rest of the Talibani terrorists. This was all planned. Is it true?
It does make a lovely map shape. Would act as the worlds greatest buffer state too.
Land of Land sounds cool, might visit later
Possible name : United Stans of Asia (USA)
Hahaha lol 😆
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So now we will have 2 USA
1. THE RESPECTED, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲
2. UNITED STANS OF ASIA.. (NO FLAG)
THINK OF USA GOING ON TO WAR WITH USA.....
@@mk-tt3up " This just in: the USA invades the USA to liberate the USA from its oppressive oil."
hah
2020 cant get any worse
Stanistan: hey
You know what can someone just hit the red button and end it already?
Perturabo NOPE NO NOT FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION ITS EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE RED BUTTON
When the older comment that says the same thing is right below
How is that bad?
@@khajiitfemale1556 one more competitor
I like how I was always thinking about the countries that have Stan like Uzbekistan Pakistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan Aphganistan, like all I was thinking was Stan yet I was wondering if every country's with Stan United and it happened.. LIKE 1 YEAR AGO
*tea’s gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. Even if i could it’ll all be grey but the picture on wall, it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad*
Part 9f this is the emoest of all emos
Stanistan: Having civil wars and ethnic unrest
Austria Hungary: *First time?*
Balkans: I am about to end this man's whole career.
Only if you unite people who don't want to unite, but against a threat that makes people overlook their differences it works fine as long as things don't get unequal, literally how every nation/empire formed from tribes, groups of people.
Stanistan: exists
*boss music starts playing*
India to Stanistan: You gon die
Russia to Stanistan: You gon die
Stanistan to Stanistan: You gon die
@@tanayraj2494 Yugoslavia: *Hold my football*
@@tanayraj2494 overused meme
They should adopt Eminem's "Stan" as their anthem.
Nice
Anthemistan
No, Stan from American Dad
No, stan from gay slang
@@thatbeefman8042 No, Stan Marsh from South Park
This is interesting because I worked on a film production years ago which was under the name Stanistan but it never got picked up due to lack of funding.
I wonder if that movie will ever come out?
I read the title as “what if every country ended in stan” and got confused when i didn’t see country’s ending with stan
“Stanistan is an abomination that should have never been born”
Great Britain: "I see this as an absolute win!"
Heart of Iron RGF Great Britain would see that as a loss. What are you talking about?
Jay Ramahi it’s a meme
Like Israel right?!
Je Moeder... well sorta... but they used Matilda 2s against modern soviet tanks and won
@@Commrade-DOGE i mean the gift of UK of Israel
Fun fact: at no point in this video was “kazakhstan” spelled correctly
Ye i was so confused
Easter egg?
Kyrgyzstan either
Yeah Kyrgyzstan too
His pronunciation of Kyrgyzstan hurt me inside, like the spelling.
Can you do an a video of just Afghanistan and Pakistan uniting?
Ok thank u for helping me understan
Doctor: I diagnose you with Austia-hungary sindrome, you have ten to live.
Stanistan: ten what?
Doctor: 9
Wut? °•°
8
7
6
5
The national anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem
The only national anthem with rapping XD
I would support Stan Lee as the leader if he hadn't died.
Imagine 100,000 soldiers at some ceremony screaming "Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin..."
Don't tempt me...
@@Otoczak_ I'm at the work, you caused me loud laught in the middle of quiet room, now everybody is looking at me . Thanks.
Most of the problems you mentioned could easily be solved. For example, the US could just leave Afghanistan; Pakistan being the only nuclear power within Stanistan could be mitigated by distributing nuclear weapons to the others; and all the border disputes would be null and void once the (now internal) border vanishes. You've created a true paradise.
Yes but the ethnic groups still won't accept each other and tear the country apart
@@eclipse-vw9ye In case you couldn't tell, my answer was not serious.
The us left afghanistan too
This seems great, with no problems at all, LET'S DO IT.
Stanistan is like playing Civ and playing on the highest difficulty
Believe me bro we live life here at hard mode.
I think you mean deity difficulty
Civ? Which game is that
@@Erick-zn1dn civilization
It's like playing the tribal stage in spore on hard mode,
"Stanistan" has the same energy as westerners saying "chai tea" and "naan bread" LOL!
Or sahara desert
How is “naan” pronounced then?
@@DarwinskiYT Naan.
Timor Leste says hi LOL
@@DarwinskiYT the 'a's in "naan" are pronounced the same way as in "car"
If this was an actual country it would be hardcore mode for every singleplayer/multiplayer country building game
Its funny how Stan by Eminem has generated more cash than all those countries combined.
Their national anthem would be Stan by Eminem.
Everybody in the world would know the lyrics
spandexter 123 Imagine if an Olympic athlete won gold from there and by rule the gold medalist’s nation’s anthem has to be played. That would be one interesting medal ceremony.
@@ranelgallardo7031 imagine if Eminem copyrighted the entire country
No i dont
Dear slim I wrote you a message you ain't answering
Stanistan’s official telegraph company: Westan Union
No......it must be eastan union
Because they are in the east🤭
I literally got an Audible ad right before this video
Finally, we get to the important stuff!
So basically “Pakistan and friends”
Yes🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️❤️❤️
@@maqsoodhussain3444 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Edit: I am not even indian, just wanted to see the reactions
@@fica1137 😂😂
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Drinking game:
Have a shot every time he says stan
Edit: thanks for the likes
That's how you get alcohol poisoning.
Take a shot of an energy drink every time he says stan, to make it really interesting.
I was drinking coke while watching this....
Dying game*
yo ei did et im ginna driv to mac daawnolds
It is really a cool and fascinating concept.
Stanistan
Very nice idea
If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
If you included several of the Russian republics and provinces in Iran and Turkey, it would be uncomprehendably vast. But alas, those aren't really countries. Good video!
Now lets make a country naming "Landaland" which includes
England, Poland, Netherland, Finland, Scotland, GreenLand, IceLand, Switzerland Ireland, the Netherlands, Poland, Thailand, New Zealand, Somaliland, and Puntland...
Just imagine the borders
Welcome to LaLaland
U said Poland and The Netherlands twice
why iceLand and GreenLand have THİCC L
Rusland.
England in Persian be like:
E N G E L E S T A N
Well England was something like Angleland in Old English anyway
We also called englistan in Urdu pakistan 😁😁😁
@@techmantechmanbyhachi also in hindi bro
@@endeavour2083 no it's "inglistan" is actually an urdu word. The hindi word for british is "Aangladesi" "आङ्लदेशि" or "angrez".
@@adityashankar5723 urdu was originated in avadh ( now uttarpradesh, india)
Now that's an outSTANding move
Amazing
This sounds like a group project in high school where Pakistan is the person who does all the work
@Xeccelerator I'm that guy
@@boxingexpert9065 which one
Which they (Pakistan) don't know
Uzbekistan
Pointless video.
Teacher:What are you laughing at?
Me:Nothing
My mind:Stanistan
What the hell did I just watch... Hilarious xD
Never thought like that but it makes sense.
Next video how to reshape countries based on Ethnic groups.
"The United States occupies Afghanistan..."
Well about that
We don't talk about it anymore
@@deadman9323 No, I think he meant that the US forces there are already leaving now
Finally.. after decades
Ahhhhhhh......
@@Mohab7274 We will never fully leave and still have many military bases and navel fleets deployed in the area.
If these Stans united,
We'd have a big tree on the map.
Best video ever
“English is the only language I know”
Kazachstan
He also knows Russian
In German Kasachstan
TheGreenPig321 Kazakhstan
400th like 👌
The pure american
More like: The United Stans of Asia
U.S.A: what that's illegal
RLL: Stan is Stan
Lol 😂
That is a better name that Stanistan
There’s a bunch of countries that have “United” in the name. Mexico’s real name, for instance, is the United Mexican States.
Ali Labeeb Alkoka yeah lmao
Stan Smith
"My favorite video is the one about the man. The man from Stanistan."
Always wondered what the background music is of this video, it’s a tune
Stanistan would be populated by stans.
Their anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem feat. Dido.
The most dominant buildings would be apartments/housing (check Serbian translation of stan).
Their police will not have bullets in their firearms, they just set it to stun.
Stannis might be their leader but when you hear the Megalovania theme, that means their overlord Stans is coming.
Their flag would also be a drawing of Stan Marsh
every Stani will have Stan(d)s
they all go that what university?
Somehow setting that Eminem song as the national anthem for Stanistan seems so accurate. Not just the name of the song but the lyrics as well...
Stan is hindi means boobs
Stanistan sure got alot of stans
The more I learn about the rest of the world, the more appreciative I am that I live in a country that is surrounded by a several thousand mile moat and is friendly with the two countries we boarder.
Where do you live bro
@@megalucario4909 USA
@@Autistic_Changeling oh okay
@@megalucario4909 Yeah, as many problems as we have, we at least don't have to worry about an invasion.
Real life lore: kazachstan
Kazakhstan: am I a joke to you
Also kyrgystan lacking the z lol
English: Kazakhstan
Polish: Kazachstan
🤣🤣🤣
@@remindyaimkindawet in German too
Ha ha ha ah 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
People: 2020 can't get any weird
July 2020: Stanistan becomes reality
🤣🤣🤣
It’s s dream for us Pakistanis
Hey, don't touch us (Kazakhstan)
Stan, ¿what?
@Nabil Ibrahim china is trying to claim ladakh, they have not achieved it yet kid
Anyone else giggle just a little bit almost every time he said Stanistan? 🤣 It just sounds silly.
I like the part where Stanistan started stanning and stanned all over the place
"After unification,it would become immediately apparent that Stanistan would be an _abomination that _*_never should have been born._* "
that went from zero to 100 really quick
But not as quick as the Great Stanistani War would break out.
But I wonder how he got the recording of what the doctor said when I was born though
Meanwhile Stannis Baratheon:
One true king of StAnIsTaN
HARVEN God damn! You are a gift to humanity
Bend the knee to the one true king
Indeed
Stannis One True King!
That's y he is dead
There would be a huge communication gap between people from different cities as the cultures and languages of Punjab and Sindh in Pakistan are very similar to the cultures and languages of India. The rest of the -Stans will have difficulty in communicating with Pakistan and each other. Some of the other -Stan peoples will move into the cities of Pakistan because of its economy and will have to learn the Indo-Pak languages.
Fun fact: stan literally refers to place of living or land in hindi and arabic languages , the worda before then are usually there to tell about the countries themselves and their culture. For example:- hindustan literally meas the land if hindus . The term was coined when only hindus lived in india and hence wasn't chosen as a national name of india , but a synonym as today , our country is a storehouse of cultural and ethic variations
Now stand for the national anthem of Stanistan:
Stanistan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls...
Stanistan, Stanistan! Youuu very nice place..
@@clockatiel_165 from southern plains of tarashek to northern fence of jewtown
please remind me from where that is from
@@Eatyurhelmet borat
“This just in the United States has officially changed their name to United Statestan”
Englandistan will do it earlier
Germany over all! Deutschland über alles!
probably more like united statesastan
it Would Be Americanstan
United shaitaans😂