There are plenty of studies which show how important rest and doing nothing is not only to mental clarity, but also to creativity. That’s why when you see these comics that are all about hustle culture and putting out a ton of content, their content is alway super bland and repetitive. Whereas comics who take long breaks in between work and who do less have better, more creative output. It really shows in the content of Brent vs Shane.
@@davidortega3393yeah it’s like when a tv show or movie sequel or even a CZcams with really good content, publish content sparingly. Once every month, once a year, etc, usually they have better content and content people want to see and ask for
@@davidortega3393Dave Attell was pure grind-set, Mark Normand, Sam Morril, Carlin, and so many other proficient joke-writing talents are, as well. They’re all constantly dumping out content and material. What are you taking about?
Ironic this prediction coming from Bert. The reason why Shane can wake up at 2pm and still crush his career instead of having to wake up at 8am and working extra super duper hard is because Shane is actually talented and it comes rather natural for him "Their rebound....idk what it is?" ....talent....it's called actual talent
He met rebound from a night of partying and seeming to not have any hangover that's all bullshit though everybody gets hung over some just hide it but this guy even was like no I'm staying in bed haha
Literally what I was thinking. I mean I'm young (25) and If I have 3-5 days of heavy drinking.... I'm a Shane for sure. Definitely don't know how someone who drinks so much can act so healthy. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣 money isn't gonna fix his health like he thinks. As much as I love the dude, but he's delusional as hell.
In other words Shane Gillis is a real person and comedian who lives a semi normal life while Bert is being a tool with pseudo medical chiropractor and hair stylists etc... Bert is just jealous Shane is actually funny and doesn't have to hustle his stuff like bert does because people actually want to see shane tell jokes
@@gdorahman’s is saying mark or Shane will die if they keep it up wym? Meanwhile he talks like he can’t die and shi one Shane’s podcasts and like he’s the top man… Bert is an egomaniac who definitely sneak disses plenty of people/fans and lies about them too…
I'm in tears laughing at how LITERALLY every single person in the comments had the exact same reaction to this clip. There hasn't been this much unity since Amber Heard.
It's odd too. You'd never think in 2022 or 2023 that you'd have a bunch of people not doing whatever mental gymnastics they have to to say the woman is right and the man is wrong. Depp getting justice in general truly shocked me
@@Rob_Cary Well, a LOT of sources in the mainstream media were doing plenty of gymnastics. Every time I watched the news or read an online article I straight up wondered if they were watching the same hearing as the rest of us. It was pretty revealing.
Shane graduated with a history degree from West Chester University. After graduating, he spent six months teaching English in Spain. And now he’s killing it, doing exactly what he loves doing. He frequently talks about history on his podcasts, even the long one with Louis about US presidents. While Bert sits there squealing and trying to be the center of attention, yet even the 2Bears fans start to go against them.
@@11valdano I mean, guys, he in his 50s now. Machines rust, corrode, and break down after being redlined to hell for 33 years straight. Cant replace human parts yet. And also, Shane's still in his 30s like I am so I feel that young energy still, but also keep in mind he's got new-money energy too. Just bought a big house, moved to Austin, EVERYthing is new. When everything is new, you get even extra energized. If you stay in the same town, around the same people, or dont start new hobbies, your brain and body go bye-bye
@@neightthesnake "This saying, which personifies kitchenware in order to make a point about hypocrisy, means “to criticize someone for a fault you also possess.” Per WiseGeek, the phrase dates back to the early 1600s, when most pots and kettles were fashioned from cast iron, a material that acquires streaks of black smoke when heated over a flame"
What up with you tards, can you not hear or what? He judging them on not being able to handle alcohol. Some peoples body just doesn't handle alcohol well and it takes them most of the next day to get over it. Then there's people like Bert that alcohol barely effects them the next day, take a big runny dump and they're good to go. He's 100% right, if Shane tried to drink like Bert every day, he'd be dead by 45
@@onmywayup94 idk I've drank that much and never been too messed up the next day. I think water and avoiding sugar helps a lot. Margaritas or old fashions the whole night will definitely leave me with a bad hangover.
The most annoying thing about Bert for me is that he thinks he is the busiest person in the world and will name off every single tiny thing he does in a day to prove to himself that he's so busy. "I woke up. Took the covers off. Stood up. Took 8 steps to my bathroom. Reached down. Grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste and brushed my teeth. And that's just the start of my day."
I hate guys like that. I used to have this friend who always talked about how much he worked. You know it’s cool if you go man I worked my ass off this week or man it’s been a long day. I’ll get the jest leave it at that. But he’d go on and on about shit at his job like everyone else worked their or wanted too as well.
There is a reason your comment will never get more than 250 likes…. If it does it will be because people wanted to prove me wrong not because you’re funny.
Yeah the Rogan bubble is gonna pop VERY soon. Brendan Schaub's whole fan base turning on him wasn't a fluke, he was just the first to fall. Then Callen and D'elia started to fall and now continue falling. Then it was Tom and Burt
This is true, he is always “righting the boat” with pills or booze and never goes into actual withdrawal. Shane and mark are actually the more normal response. Bart is far more addicted than he realizes or will admit.
@@johnbartlett3160 lmfao he definitely doesn’t have “freak genetics” it’s because he keeps drinking so he doesn’t get a hangover like normal people that stop.
@@ShootttrI understand what you're saying, but I think you're wrong. About 8% of people react a little differently to alcohol. If they both go to bed hammered, but one of them needs 6 hours of sleep to wake up feeling rested, and the other needs 14, how is that related to Bert drinking to avoid a hangover? They're both very heavy drinkers. Is your premise, that the difference between them is that Shane sleeps too long, and therefore wakes up with withdrawal symptoms, that he could have avoided by only sleeping 6 hours and starting the day with a mimosa? If Shane drank more during the day, he would only need 6 hours of sleep and would wake up feeling good? If not, your premise is garbage.
MUCH funnier. And Bert probably said this cause Gilly crushed 40 bud lights while Bert was drinking mimosas or some other old person shuffleboard ass drink.
@@madhousemilitia82 mark Norman I've loved for years but idk man. Gillis may surpass him imo, his pods funnier and standup is 👌 Norman is great satire standup but I think Shane's will be better in a few years. I think his titanic joke beats most all of marks jokes.
Gillis came out of nowhere after the SNL thing and I think he’s overexposed. I feel like I can’t like him because his rise wasn’t like the rest. Edit: JFC I say “like” a lot, I’m such a queen
@@lightlybatteredjustcrispyyupp, two completely different personalities - Bert NEEDS to be the center of attention, liked by everyone, impress everyone - Shane is the exact opposite and he’s just naturally fucking hilarious compared to Bert who’s comedy is forced and repetitive which has become old and overused, trying way too hard to be funny - Shane is way more laid back as well
I mean i listen to both Shane and marks pods, and at-least mark you could definitely say is an alcoholic i mean his podcast with sam morril is literally called “We might be drunk”
I think Shane is just a binge drinker and Mark is probably on the line, but I doubt Mark has a physical dependency on alcohol. But I bet he has an unhealthy relationship with it much more than Gillis. Bert, I imagine, would be the closest to a physical dependency.
Shane Gillis is everything Bert thinks he is
Former D1 athlete
Ex military
SNL star
Biggest comedian
@@lethalexponent6 he was not in the military... what?
@@ljj9494bro is technically a decorated veteran
@@ljj9494he went to Army for football
@@derpielion577 He went to west point for a few weeks... that doesnt make him a soldier
Bert is the roommate who finally does the dishes once and says we all need to talk about cleaning up after ourselves.
I’m just glad that he’s universally hated
What a weird thing to be happy about.. this world is so fucked..
@@coreyyandle2142 yeah we just universally hate him because we’re doosh bags lol he’s a piece of trash and shouldn’t even have support
I gotta confess that was me once😂
So that's something everyone has dealt with?! Good. Thank God it's not just me.
Bert drinks himself to death every night and has the audacity to call someone else's life style unhealthy.
Tu quoque though. Just because he is an alcoholic does not mean he can’t point out some one else is prob doing coke
An alcoholic that gets things done can judge a lazy one 😂
Bert actually thinks he’s going to live to see shane gillis hit his forties.😂
Bert talking about someone having a short life expectancy is projection at its finest
That’s a perfect analogy
@@zackhines2071 this aint no analogy this is just facts
That's not what an analogy is.
yall dont kno about anal-ology ? the scienfitic study of butts and butt stuff ?
He’s literally just trying to make himself look good very self obsessed man if you don’t believe that go watch the intro to the machine 🤣
Shane getting more sleep is much healthier than whatever Bert just said lmao
Funnier too.
There are plenty of studies which show how important rest and doing nothing is not only to mental clarity, but also to creativity. That’s why when you see these comics that are all about hustle culture and putting out a ton of content, their content is alway super bland and repetitive. Whereas comics who take long breaks in between work and who do less have better, more creative output. It really shows in the content of Brent vs Shane.
@@davidortega3393yeah it’s like when a tv show or movie sequel or even a CZcams with really good content, publish content sparingly. Once every month, once a year, etc, usually they have better content and content people want to see and ask for
hahahha
@@davidortega3393Dave Attell was pure grind-set, Mark Normand, Sam Morril, Carlin, and so many other proficient joke-writing talents are, as well.
They’re all constantly dumping out content and material. What are you taking about?
Shocker that this 50 second clip Bert talks about himself for like 47 of them
“I got them designers and hair stylists” bro the whole time 😂
I am glad that my parents did not name me Adolph, nor Bert.
Bert's one of those people that says "I" an impressive amount of times...no more than 7 or 8 words go by before it's "I" again
@@garycallihan4206your right they could of named you Gary(joking of course)
Bert saying Shane wont live past 42 is CRAZY
The dude calls it a night early ONE time and suddenly he’s the poster boy for clean living. Everyone sees it but Bert.
1am is far from early as well.
@@danielbooth5035 dudes a stand up comic 1am is pretty early bud
You know who he is but he doesn’t know who you are
@@kanegomez1340 He (Burt) doesn't know who he (Burt) is..
@@danielbooth5035 not if you’re a man.
This title made my heart drop, don't play with me like this.
Ironic this prediction coming from Bert.
The reason why Shane can wake up at 2pm and still crush his career instead of having to wake up at 8am and working extra super duper hard is because Shane is actually talented and it comes rather natural for him
"Their rebound....idk what it is?" ....talent....it's called actual talent
He met rebound from a night of partying and seeming to not have any hangover that's all bullshit though everybody gets hung over some just hide it but this guy even was like no I'm staying in bed haha
Bert is such an alcoholic that his body wakes him up early because it can’t go more than 6 hours without a drink
Preach
I mean that’s all alcoholics get addicted to it n see 😂
@@thirdeyeshaman9431 you really contributed w this comment 👍🏼
his internal alarm clock is set to vibrate
Literally what I was thinking. I mean I'm young (25) and If I have 3-5 days of heavy drinking.... I'm a Shane for sure. Definitely don't know how someone who drinks so much can act so healthy. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣 money isn't gonna fix his health like he thinks. As much as I love the dude, but he's delusional as hell.
Bert is so fuckin jealous of Shane. 😂
Obviously. He wishes he was Shane
Because Shane is actually funny
Yeah yeah he is a bull.
Don’t interrupt my trying to cover jealousy with “humor”
Shane funny af he black people funny something bert will never be
@@Juan_deep That’s an odd statement.
In other words Shane Gillis is a real person and comedian who lives a semi normal life while Bert is being a tool with pseudo medical chiropractor and hair stylists etc... Bert is just jealous Shane is actually funny and doesn't have to hustle his stuff like bert does because people actually want to see shane tell jokes
While I’ll admit that Bert is a hard worker, Shane’s throwaway podcast bits are funnier than Bert’s entire career, and it ain’t even close.
I’ve never encountered someone with less self awareness as Bert lmao
My dad thinks not being self aware is his gimmick like he does it on purpose. That's how unaware he is
@@joshuaizzo8893 oh look at me I have a dad
@@woollyrhino6258laughed way too hard at this
@@woollyrhino6258💀
Senko has accepted the challenge
Bert releases the most pointless movie of the year while Shane Gillis becomes the biggest comedian of the year
Yea it sucked
“I called in early, I went to bed at 1” yells you all you need to know about Bert
Brent is threatened by Shane, because Shane is actually funny and smart.
Brent?
@Monadamus9 everyone hates on Bert by getting his name wrong, so I go with Brent lol
BRENT 🤣🤣
Burnt*
I genuinely don’t know how bert got famous. He’s painfully unfunny, and he’s a one trick pony. (Joke in his case)
Bert is just nervous because Shane has more than one story to tell about his life that is 100x more hilarious than the “machine” story
All Shane does is bully people lmao.
@@comree11 how is using words to speak bullying? I mean you must be dumber than the average person if you categorise being funny and witty bullying.
@@comree11that’s hilarious tho
@@comree11no he actually crafts intelligent jokes that Bert only dreams of… also he bullies people
@@comree11what are you watching that makes you think Shane only bully's people?
Bert is a egomaniac and is threatened by the young bull
You're dumb enough that this entire clip is nothing but praise by Brett for Shane.
they’re friends stop imagining drama in your head you don’t know either of them
@@gdorahman’s is saying mark or Shane will die if they keep it up wym? Meanwhile he talks like he can’t die and shi one Shane’s podcasts and like he’s the top man… Bert is an egomaniac who definitely sneak disses plenty of people/fans and lies about them too…
@@demon.shisui494 you doin tricks on it get a life
@@gdorah bert sucks hahaha
Bert really acting like his life is more put together by only staying out drinking until 1am instead of 3am while in his 50’s
imagine being a grown man talking about a more successful grown man's life expectancy out of sheer jealousy
Bert is SO JEALOUS of Shane Gillis its absurd.
Ummm YEH...because Shane is actually FUNNY!!!
Shane’s the only funny comic in the Rogieverse
I'm in tears laughing at how LITERALLY every single person in the comments had the exact same reaction to this clip. There hasn't been this much unity since Amber Heard.
great comparison. on both occasions people are like “there is no way i’m seeing what i’m seeing 😳”
It's odd too. You'd never think in 2022 or 2023 that you'd have a bunch of people not doing whatever mental gymnastics they have to to say the woman is right and the man is wrong. Depp getting justice in general truly shocked me
@@Rob_Cary Well, a LOT of sources in the mainstream media were doing plenty of gymnastics. Every time I watched the news or read an online article I straight up wondered if they were watching the same hearing as the rest of us. It was pretty revealing.
You're right. Amber Turd forever
What did amber hear? Six months, I've been dying to know.
Shane graduated with a history degree from West Chester University. After graduating, he spent six months teaching English in Spain.
And now he’s killing it, doing exactly what he loves doing. He frequently talks about history on his podcasts, even the long one with Louis about US presidents.
While Bert sits there squealing and trying to be the center of attention, yet even the 2Bears fans start to go against them.
When Bert looks in the mirror he sees a sober comedic genius that just won gold in the 100 meter dash at the olympics
Best comment! 😂
With stunning ripped abs
@@Cobra85291and HUGE shoulders 😄
Benching 275!
@Thebuird As a warm up
Bert has no right to critique someone’s health. He’s on deaths doorstep himself
Seriously, bert is in his 50s talking about a 35 year old
He’s super athletic tho. When was the last time u ran a marathon?
Mr Bert 'Gallon O Jug of Kool Aid a day' isn't one to talk about anyone's health. BTW, this short title startled me a bit 😮
@@larsonfamilyhousesuper athletic lmao
@@randalls9822it's not really that. It's the drinking and constant pill popping that's gonna kill him.
Bert saying someone else will die early is funnier than any special he ever made.
Shane Gillis is 100x funnier than Bert
If Bert is “the machine” then Shane is the whole fucking factory 😂
How so if he’s essentially a lazy bum?
Bert is the dialysis machine
@@condor237 yeah. why this 'The Machine' nickname?
@@11valdanoit's part of a bit for his comedy routine
@@11valdano I mean, guys, he in his 50s now. Machines rust, corrode, and break down after being redlined to hell for 33 years straight. Cant replace human parts yet.
And also, Shane's still in his 30s like I am so I feel that young energy still, but also keep in mind he's got new-money energy too. Just bought a big house, moved to Austin, EVERYthing is new. When everything is new, you get even extra energized. If you stay in the same town, around the same people, or dont start new hobbies, your brain and body go bye-bye
Bert talking about someone else's unhealthy lifestyle. The delusion.
Rigggggghhhht
He’s talking about the rebound differences
@@nathanaelmorales760 bro you really trying to justify being an alcoholic huh? 😂
@@poindextertunes nah it’s just facts, he was talking about the rebounds Bert has compared to Shane’s and marks.
Yeah he’s confidently ignorant and it’s bothersome
Shane doesn’t have a wife and kids. You do. Rules are different when you got a family to support.
Bert’s lack of self awareness is hilarious
Classic Bart
It’s close to the Gringo Papi’s
It's not even funny anymore honestly
There’s nothing “hilarious” about Bert.
@@Vichedgeshe calls himself a comedian, that's pretty funny
Getting proper sleep is key to good health
Bert judging Shane on his life choices is the absolute definition of the pot calling the kettle black 😂
@@neightthesnake "This saying, which personifies kitchenware in order to make a point about hypocrisy, means “to criticize someone for a fault you also possess.” Per WiseGeek, the phrase dates back to the early 1600s, when most pots and kettles were fashioned from cast iron, a material that acquires streaks of black smoke when heated over a flame"
Shane and Bert are both white btw
What up with you tards, can you not hear or what? He judging them on not being able to handle alcohol. Some peoples body just doesn't handle alcohol well and it takes them most of the next day to get over it. Then there's people like Bert that alcohol barely effects them the next day, take a big runny dump and they're good to go. He's 100% right, if Shane tried to drink like Bert every day, he'd be dead by 45
He’s so addicted to alcohol he forgot hangovers were normal
Waking up drunk without a hangover and remaining drunk for most of the day without drinking told me I needed to slow down.
Idk, just drink lots of water and avoid too much sugar and youll be absolutely fine. Maybe a little groggy at the most
@@kobybarnes3035 hangovers are actually from alcohol withdrawal. Try having 15 drinks and being fine.
@@onmywayup94 idk I've drank that much and never been too messed up the next day. I think water and avoiding sugar helps a lot. Margaritas or old fashions the whole night will definitely leave me with a bad hangover.
@@kobybarnes3035how old are you?Because that makes a huge difference
Bert the last person to criticize someone life style
Bert adopted what made him moderately notable.
Shane is just himself. Something Bert could only dream to be.
You woke up at 7 am because you have the shakes, brudda
You can’t get the shakes if you never withdrawal.
@@patrickandersen412the algorithm has joined us. It is destiny.
@patrickandersen412 yep that's why I'm only at like a fifth and a half a day
That was a violation
This is probably true.
Shane locked his door and didn’t come out because he is trying to avoid Bert. He has hinted that he can’t and doesn’t want to go on the Bert regiment.
pretty weird do do stuff that you dont want to do when youre alreadty rich
@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS...paying taxes 🧐
@@OGRE_HATES_NERDSnot if you have kids
@@nothanks9503 the guy i was talking about doesnt have any
@@OGRE_HATES_NERDSyou made no fuckin sense
Jealous hate at it's finest on display
It's 2023 and folks still don't know the difference between envy and jealousy....
Bert is envious not jealous....
Calm down Merriam.
Hes clearly envious and jealous....
Thank you! Envy: you want what someone else has
Jealousy: afraid someone will take what you have.
If Bert died tomorrow nobody would ask why
Facts
Theyd be wondering what took so long
Harsh, but true. Also, very few would care.
Now imagine how few people will care you die🤣🤣
@@chaka1045
I have.
The most annoying thing about Bert for me is that he thinks he is the busiest person in the world and will name off every single tiny thing he does in a day to prove to himself that he's so busy. "I woke up. Took the covers off. Stood up. Took 8 steps to my bathroom. Reached down. Grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste and brushed my teeth. And that's just the start of my day."
I hate guys like that. I used to have this friend who always talked about how much he worked. You know it’s cool if you go man I worked my ass off this week or man it’s been a long day. I’ll get the jest leave it at that. But he’d go on and on about shit at his job like everyone else worked their or wanted too as well.
@@Mythowars
Errbody go to work errbody get money
Yo Gatti
Lmao
an older man child...
There is a reason your comment will never get more than 250 likes…. If it does it will be because people wanted to prove me wrong not because you’re funny.
Shane is absolute future legend … nobody is going to remember or wants to remember Bert
Moral of the story Shane gets a full nights sleep
Bert found a way to make it all about himself again. Classic Bert
Leaveing this here so I can check back later after this video ages like a fine wine 🍷
Yeah the Rogan bubble is gonna pop VERY soon. Brendan Schaub's whole fan base turning on him wasn't a fluke, he was just the first to fall. Then Callen and D'elia started to fall and now continue falling. Then it was Tom and Burt
Shane is 10000x funnier than Bert
When you’re a genuine alcoholic you don’t get hungover like other people because the liquor never fully leaves your system lol
And when it does, you can get the shakes/tremors from neuropathy and glutamate dysfunction, and even go into status epilepticus
Speak for yourself
This is true, he is always “righting the boat” with pills or booze and never goes into actual withdrawal. Shane and mark are actually the more normal response. Bart is far more addicted than he realizes or will admit.
not true at all hangovers aren't a result of alcohol leaving your body
It’s caused from being dehydrated from the booze, take an IV and you will be golden in no time.
Bert not thinking he is on the exact same level as those guys (probably higher) when it comes to living a destructive life style is hilarious
Yeah, Bert relies on alcohol more than shane does. But, Shane definately drinks way too much as well lol
You missed his point. He's observing that the same partying, is harder on Shane. Bert has freak genetics and he works out a lot.
@@johnbartlett3160 lmfao he definitely doesn’t have “freak genetics” it’s because he keeps drinking so he doesn’t get a hangover like normal people that stop.
@@ShootttrI understand what you're saying, but I think you're wrong. About 8% of people react a little differently to alcohol. If they both go to bed hammered, but one of them needs 6 hours of sleep to wake up feeling rested, and the other needs 14, how is that related to Bert drinking to avoid a hangover? They're both very heavy drinkers. Is your premise, that the difference between them is that Shane sleeps too long, and therefore wakes up with withdrawal symptoms, that he could have avoided by only sleeping 6 hours and starting the day with a mimosa? If Shane drank more during the day, he would only need 6 hours of sleep and would wake up feeling good? If not, your premise is garbage.
He’s claimed he’ll live till 90. Place ur bets now
The fact that Bert thinks 1am is going to bed early lol
Bert saying anyone wont live past 45 is hilarious. Looks like he finally came up with some new material
The morning staff at the airport bar knows burt better than his kids.
this is smarter and funnier than any joke that Brett has ever made
You win
I want to like this, but it has 420 likes...
and I am rtd like byurt
Bert’s got that little green monster in him. hints of jealousy coming thru there. shane is much funnier than bert
MUCH funnier. And Bert probably said this cause Gilly crushed 40 bud lights while Bert was drinking mimosas or some other old person shuffleboard ass drink.
Mark Normand is funnier than both.
@@madhousemilitia82 mark Norman I've loved for years but idk man. Gillis may surpass him imo, his pods funnier and standup is 👌 Norman is great satire standup but I think Shane's will be better in a few years. I think his titanic joke beats most all of marks jokes.
Gillis came out of nowhere after the SNL thing and I think he’s overexposed. I feel like I can’t like him because his rise wasn’t like the rest.
Edit: JFC I say “like” a lot, I’m such a queen
@@madhousemilitia82 i disagree
Bert really needs to address his addiction to copium
And booze
Nobody in their 30s rebounds like Bert in his 40s.
Bert did everything except EXERCISING
Berts dad mode-calls it early goes to sleep at 1 am refrains from drinking until 11 am.
Truly a man of moderation and restraint.
That’s what I said- going to bed at 1:00 in the morning as a 50 year old man is NOT calling it early 😂😂
I love how his idea of living healthier is partying just as hard but getting less sleep afterwards
That Kobe mentality, Bert's going to win all the championships
@@josephevers9312 he's definitely on a quick path to being just like Kobe
@@boobidy5139😂
@@boobidy5139💀
Don't forget the hair stylist 😅
This is coming from the guy who says he doesn't have a drinking problem 🤔
Shane is the best dude. Out of all of the comedians.
Love it when grey bearded men wearing flatbilled fitted caps tell us about discipline
Come back to this comment when you're this guy's age... I dare you 😄
I hope I'm not watching anything about Bert at his age
Kinda like a grown man talking about a grown ass man's fashion?? Lol....yeahhhh
@@soundlysouth2962 kinda like a grown man sticking up for an unfunny alcoholic? lol…… yeahhhh
@@hunteroutten646 I didn't defend anyone. I just pointed out the homosexual-laden comment of your friend up there.
Bert is the kind of guy who changed out his headlight bulb ONCE and says he’s a mechanic.
Bert tryng to act like he's healthier than anyone else's actually a trip
Bert’s hate for Shane is equivalent to Rogan’s hate for Bert 🤣🤣🤣
Shane is literally everything Bert wanted to be his entire career.
Bert can never be like shane. He cares way too much about being liked by everyone
@@lightlybatteredjustcrispyyupp, two completely different personalities - Bert NEEDS to be the center of attention, liked by everyone, impress everyone - Shane is the exact opposite and he’s just naturally fucking hilarious compared to Bert who’s comedy is forced and repetitive which has become old and overused, trying way too hard to be funny - Shane is way more laid back as well
I don't know either of them
Why would he want to be dead?
Seems like his career is just doing stuff everyone else does on their lunch break
Bert talking about Shane's rough lifestyle while Bert is plastered. Dudes a hack.
Sounds like Bert's fucking jealous
Bert talking about anyone being unhealthy is comical AF
Bert secretly hates Shane
Bro Facts!
He’s jealous of him
It's probably the worst kept secret ever.
He sees the parts of himself that he doesn't like. Happens a lot
You can see it
Hearing Burt say someone parties too much is the funniest premise he has ever come up with
Fuck, great shout. Thisnmight be his best bit amd he doesn't evwn know it.
so deep in denial
Who’s Shane Gillis?
Bert would wake up everyone in the house just to say he's going to bed.
Bert is the definition of a manchild.
Lol you really think so ?
@@MeshMwah no
Facts
He is in his 50s
Fr. Guy’s the worst.
Bert’s narcissism has no business being as big as it is.
he's proud of his self-centered movie nobody saw
It’s really good advice to not read the comments. Every single video I ever see of Burt is time to grab the popcorn.
WHERE is the rest of this?? I need to hear the whole thing.
Somebody sounds jealous that they’re getting out partied by someone who is simultaneously able to keep his life together
…. Shane and Mark aren’t alcoholics. They rebound like normal people.
Wellllll it can be both
I mean i listen to both Shane and marks pods, and at-least mark you could definitely say is an alcoholic i mean his podcast with sam morril is literally called “We might be drunk”
I think Shane is just a binge drinker and Mark is probably on the line, but I doubt Mark has a physical dependency on alcohol. But I bet he has an unhealthy relationship with it much more than Gillis. Bert, I imagine, would be the closest to a physical dependency.
I dunno I rebound easy af and I only drink like once a month…….. Ig some of us just got that Mickey mantel gene
@@BP-or2iu he quit for a whole month, he couldn’t be that physically dependent on it if he could do that…
"Called it an early night. Went to bed at 1AM"
Bert sounds like my literal grandma bitching while everyone sleeps in 😂😂 rattling off all the activities that happen while we “sleeping the day away”
What Bert didn't mention was that he was drunk again before Shane left his room.
Exactly😂
Nigga got so quiet when homie said Shane was strong 😂
People laugh at Shane Gillis jokes the way Bert laughs at his own jokes
Bert the kinda guy who somehow never experienced the "talk shit, get hit" in his life
"Decrepit dad living vicariously through son" vibes here
Did you mean decrepit? Or am I ignorant to this word?
@@mzvibe2232 I did, thank you.
I’ve never actually seen the pot call the kettle black
now you have
I'll never click on your page again. I hold serious grudges against click baiters
Hearing Shane is a bull must’ve hurt. Considering Bert thinks of himself as a Bull in a China shop
I stg Bert is that kinda “friend” to Shane, the one that truly hates you and is envious of your entire life. He truly oozes with jealousy of Shane
For sure and I bet they all talk mad shit about Bert
high level simping inc you are beautiful
I’d lock the door too if my crackpot friend hired a crackpot chiropractor to break my back when I wake up.
Bert be like “just drink a gallon of water after every night of drinking. It’ll be like you never drank.”
Coming from the guy who drinks koolaid by the gallon each day haha
It’s so obvious how threatened Bert is by shane
Bert is the type of dude who starts working out in mid December and looks down on all of the New Year resolution people who start in January.
Why not judge those losers?
@@freegojo9009nice bait
@@freegojo9009 Bec he started in mid December buddy
@officialtyler1742 Still beat you to the punch though lol that's all that matters
@@officialtyler1742got you beat still
Getting up 7 am to get drunk is a lot different than shanes lifestyle.
Bert living his best life in his glass house throwing stones 😂😂
The man who stayed up late also slept late, really stunning revelation Bert