Shane Gillis Dead At 42

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  • @kidneystonermusic
    @kidneystonermusic Před 11 měsíci +14949

    Shane Gillis is everything Bert thinks he is

    • @lethalexponent6
      @lethalexponent6 Před 8 měsíci +805

      Former D1 athlete
      Ex military
      SNL star
      Biggest comedian

    • @ljj9494
      @ljj9494 Před 8 měsíci +35

      @@lethalexponent6 he was not in the military... what?

    • @derpielion577
      @derpielion577 Před 8 měsíci +520

      @@ljj9494bro is technically a decorated veteran

    • @derpielion577
      @derpielion577 Před 8 měsíci +85

      @@ljj9494he went to Army for football

    • @ljj9494
      @ljj9494 Před 8 měsíci +54

      @@derpielion577 He went to west point for a few weeks... that doesnt make him a soldier

  • @iguacu3517
    @iguacu3517 Před 7 měsíci +7437

    Bert is the roommate who finally does the dishes once and says we all need to talk about cleaning up after ourselves.

    • @bingflosby
      @bingflosby Před 7 měsíci +142

      I’m just glad that he’s universally hated

    • @coreyyandle2142
      @coreyyandle2142 Před 7 měsíci +77

      What a weird thing to be happy about.. this world is so fucked..

    • @bingflosby
      @bingflosby Před 7 měsíci

      @@coreyyandle2142 yeah we just universally hate him because we’re doosh bags lol he’s a piece of trash and shouldn’t even have support

    • @mateo8120
      @mateo8120 Před 7 měsíci +27

      I gotta confess that was me once😂

    • @ianwalker5907
      @ianwalker5907 Před 7 měsíci +17

      So that's something everyone has dealt with?! Good. Thank God it's not just me.

  • @j4bee768
    @j4bee768 Před 4 měsíci +349

    Bert drinks himself to death every night and has the audacity to call someone else's life style unhealthy.

    • @Immigrantlovesamerica
      @Immigrantlovesamerica Před 7 dny +1

      Tu quoque though. Just because he is an alcoholic does not mean he can’t point out some one else is prob doing coke

    • @BiggMicc1029
      @BiggMicc1029 Před 3 dny

      An alcoholic that gets things done can judge a lazy one 😂

  • @JoshuaGriffin88
    @JoshuaGriffin88 Před 4 měsíci +84

    Bert actually thinks he’s going to live to see shane gillis hit his forties.😂

  • @mr.meeseeks2310
    @mr.meeseeks2310 Před 6 měsíci +3329

    Bert talking about someone having a short life expectancy is projection at its finest

    • @zackhines2071
      @zackhines2071 Před 5 měsíci +15

      That’s a perfect analogy

    • @iseward01
      @iseward01 Před 5 měsíci +27

      ​@@zackhines2071 this aint no analogy this is just facts

    • @johnbonhamsinger
      @johnbonhamsinger Před 5 měsíci +22

      That's not what an analogy is.

    • @stonystarkindustries
      @stonystarkindustries Před 5 měsíci

      yall dont kno about anal-ology ? the scienfitic study of butts and butt stuff ?

    • @Rapped.In.Plastic
      @Rapped.In.Plastic Před 4 měsíci +8

      He’s literally just trying to make himself look good very self obsessed man if you don’t believe that go watch the intro to the machine 🤣

  • @garrettglass7052
    @garrettglass7052 Před rokem +3049

    Shane getting more sleep is much healthier than whatever Bert just said lmao

    • @OrionsKelt
      @OrionsKelt Před 11 měsíci +62

      Funnier too.

    • @davidortega3393
      @davidortega3393 Před 10 měsíci +92

      There are plenty of studies which show how important rest and doing nothing is not only to mental clarity, but also to creativity. That’s why when you see these comics that are all about hustle culture and putting out a ton of content, their content is alway super bland and repetitive. Whereas comics who take long breaks in between work and who do less have better, more creative output. It really shows in the content of Brent vs Shane.

    • @jazzyje5ter223
      @jazzyje5ter223 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@davidortega3393yeah it’s like when a tv show or movie sequel or even a CZcams with really good content, publish content sparingly. Once every month, once a year, etc, usually they have better content and content people want to see and ask for

    • @cmhidalgo
      @cmhidalgo Před 10 měsíci

      hahahha

    • @RuinedItRandy
      @RuinedItRandy Před 10 měsíci +2

      ⁠@@davidortega3393Dave Attell was pure grind-set, Mark Normand, Sam Morril, Carlin, and so many other proficient joke-writing talents are, as well.
      They’re all constantly dumping out content and material. What are you taking about?

  • @NoBetterBentley
    @NoBetterBentley Před 3 měsíci +426

    Shocker that this 50 second clip Bert talks about himself for like 47 of them

    • @R0BL0Xtv
      @R0BL0Xtv Před 3 měsíci +9

      “I got them designers and hair stylists” bro the whole time 😂

    • @garycallihan4206
      @garycallihan4206 Před měsícem +1

      I am glad that my parents did not name me Adolph, nor Bert.

    • @Tyler_Cooke
      @Tyler_Cooke Před 24 dny

      Bert's one of those people that says "I" an impressive amount of times...no more than 7 or 8 words go by before it's "I" again

    • @DeeSnuts-nc2ni
      @DeeSnuts-nc2ni Před 12 dny

      @@garycallihan4206your right they could of named you Gary(joking of course)

  • @TheBigCheeseTP
    @TheBigCheeseTP Před 4 měsíci +46

    Bert saying Shane wont live past 42 is CRAZY

  • @magnumcipher4971
    @magnumcipher4971 Před rokem +5805

    The dude calls it a night early ONE time and suddenly he’s the poster boy for clean living. Everyone sees it but Bert.

    • @danielbooth5035
      @danielbooth5035 Před rokem +135

      1am is far from early as well.

    • @herpiegerbstick6808
      @herpiegerbstick6808 Před rokem +44

      ​@@danielbooth5035 dudes a stand up comic 1am is pretty early bud

    • @kanegomez1340
      @kanegomez1340 Před rokem +5

      You know who he is but he doesn’t know who you are

    • @robertherbst9487
      @robertherbst9487 Před rokem +36

      @@kanegomez1340 He (Burt) doesn't know who he (Burt) is..

    • @AshtrayAnnie
      @AshtrayAnnie Před rokem +1

      @@danielbooth5035 not if you’re a man.

  • @GmonkeyJ777
    @GmonkeyJ777 Před 3 měsíci +43

    This title made my heart drop, don't play with me like this.

  • @seankiesling2054
    @seankiesling2054 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Ironic this prediction coming from Bert.
    The reason why Shane can wake up at 2pm and still crush his career instead of having to wake up at 8am and working extra super duper hard is because Shane is actually talented and it comes rather natural for him
    "Their rebound....idk what it is?" ....talent....it's called actual talent

    • @HLM-uy7pv
      @HLM-uy7pv Před 16 dny

      He met rebound from a night of partying and seeming to not have any hangover that's all bullshit though everybody gets hung over some just hide it but this guy even was like no I'm staying in bed haha

  • @zjtimm1189
    @zjtimm1189 Před rokem +5197

    Bert is such an alcoholic that his body wakes him up early because it can’t go more than 6 hours without a drink

    • @chade7669
      @chade7669 Před rokem +73

      Preach

    • @thirdeyeshaman9431
      @thirdeyeshaman9431 Před rokem +34

      I mean that’s all alcoholics get addicted to it n see 😂

    • @zjtimm1189
      @zjtimm1189 Před rokem +131

      @@thirdeyeshaman9431 you really contributed w this comment 👍🏼

    • @allthewhile5465
      @allthewhile5465 Před rokem +60

      his internal alarm clock is set to vibrate

    • @hunterramirez7513
      @hunterramirez7513 Před rokem +17

      Literally what I was thinking. I mean I'm young (25) and If I have 3-5 days of heavy drinking.... I'm a Shane for sure. Definitely don't know how someone who drinks so much can act so healthy. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣 money isn't gonna fix his health like he thinks. As much as I love the dude, but he's delusional as hell.

  • @swiftslick
    @swiftslick Před 6 měsíci +2246

    Bert is so fuckin jealous of Shane. 😂

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Před 4 měsíci +20

      Obviously. He wishes he was Shane

    • @matthewcoffman2250
      @matthewcoffman2250 Před 4 měsíci +62

      Because Shane is actually funny

    • @drinkmorecocacola
      @drinkmorecocacola Před 4 měsíci +11

      Yeah yeah he is a bull.
      Don’t interrupt my trying to cover jealousy with “humor”

    • @Juan_deep
      @Juan_deep Před 4 měsíci +10

      Shane funny af he black people funny something bert will never be

    • @mikea22875
      @mikea22875 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@Juan_deep That’s an odd statement.

  • @Ancient_Entity
    @Ancient_Entity Před 3 měsíci +18

    In other words Shane Gillis is a real person and comedian who lives a semi normal life while Bert is being a tool with pseudo medical chiropractor and hair stylists etc... Bert is just jealous Shane is actually funny and doesn't have to hustle his stuff like bert does because people actually want to see shane tell jokes

  • @byronalfaro5550
    @byronalfaro5550 Před 2 měsíci +8

    While I’ll admit that Bert is a hard worker, Shane’s throwaway podcast bits are funnier than Bert’s entire career, and it ain’t even close.

  • @user-fu1fy3yz3p
    @user-fu1fy3yz3p Před 7 měsíci +1937

    I’ve never encountered someone with less self awareness as Bert lmao

    • @joshuaizzo8893
      @joshuaizzo8893 Před 6 měsíci +29

      My dad thinks not being self aware is his gimmick like he does it on purpose. That's how unaware he is

    • @woollyrhino6258
      @woollyrhino6258 Před 6 měsíci +88

      @@joshuaizzo8893 oh look at me I have a dad

    • @mitchellrogers5130
      @mitchellrogers5130 Před 6 měsíci +24

      @@woollyrhino6258laughed way too hard at this

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@woollyrhino6258💀

    • @darktirkd7395
      @darktirkd7395 Před 6 měsíci

      Senko has accepted the challenge

  • @RyeRyeShnatBat
    @RyeRyeShnatBat Před 4 měsíci +25

    Bert releases the most pointless movie of the year while Shane Gillis becomes the biggest comedian of the year

  • @Zack-bl2gg
    @Zack-bl2gg Před 3 měsíci +7

    “I called in early, I went to bed at 1” yells you all you need to know about Bert

  • @duuurs
    @duuurs Před rokem +4627

    Brent is threatened by Shane, because Shane is actually funny and smart.

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 Před rokem +31

      Brent?

    • @duuurs
      @duuurs Před rokem +99

      @Monadamus9 everyone hates on Bert by getting his name wrong, so I go with Brent lol

    • @stepbackkaren2859
      @stepbackkaren2859 Před rokem +20

      BRENT 🤣🤣

    • @SoSoDEVIL
      @SoSoDEVIL Před rokem +28

      Burnt*

    • @ozylocz4078
      @ozylocz4078 Před rokem +62

      I genuinely don’t know how bert got famous. He’s painfully unfunny, and he’s a one trick pony. (Joke in his case)

  • @StarsAndSnipes344
    @StarsAndSnipes344 Před 10 měsíci +4560

    Bert is just nervous because Shane has more than one story to tell about his life that is 100x more hilarious than the “machine” story

    • @comree11
      @comree11 Před 8 měsíci +14

      All Shane does is bully people lmao.

    • @fugaziishime
      @fugaziishime Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@comree11 how is using words to speak bullying? I mean you must be dumber than the average person if you categorise being funny and witty bullying.

    • @HEADKICKMMA
      @HEADKICKMMA Před 8 měsíci +164

      @@comree11that’s hilarious tho

    • @che887
      @che887 Před 8 měsíci +148

      @@comree11no he actually crafts intelligent jokes that Bert only dreams of… also he bullies people

    • @Cyber_Cowboy
      @Cyber_Cowboy Před 8 měsíci +25

      ​@@comree11what are you watching that makes you think Shane only bully's people?

  • @kevb265
    @kevb265 Před rokem +1417

    Bert is a egomaniac and is threatened by the young bull

    • @HelloIamClay
      @HelloIamClay Před 11 měsíci

      You're dumb enough that this entire clip is nothing but praise by Brett for Shane.

    • @gdorah
      @gdorah Před 11 měsíci +17

      they’re friends stop imagining drama in your head you don’t know either of them

    • @demon.shisui494
      @demon.shisui494 Před 11 měsíci +32

      @@gdorahman’s is saying mark or Shane will die if they keep it up wym? Meanwhile he talks like he can’t die and shi one Shane’s podcasts and like he’s the top man… Bert is an egomaniac who definitely sneak disses plenty of people/fans and lies about them too…

    • @gdorah
      @gdorah Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@demon.shisui494 you doin tricks on it get a life

    • @Faz15-qu2jn
      @Faz15-qu2jn Před 11 měsíci

      @@gdorah bert sucks hahaha

  • @brennanferris7400
    @brennanferris7400 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Bert really acting like his life is more put together by only staying out drinking until 1am instead of 3am while in his 50’s

  • @SXDSCXM
    @SXDSCXM Před 3 měsíci +13

    imagine being a grown man talking about a more successful grown man's life expectancy out of sheer jealousy

  • @HighAltitudeMMA
    @HighAltitudeMMA Před 7 měsíci +579

    Bert is SO JEALOUS of Shane Gillis its absurd.

    • @nikkic295
      @nikkic295 Před 6 měsíci +22

      Ummm YEH...because Shane is actually FUNNY!!!

    • @mattmattmatt3091
      @mattmattmatt3091 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Shane’s the only funny comic in the Rogieverse

  • @CptCrash21
    @CptCrash21 Před rokem +758

    I'm in tears laughing at how LITERALLY every single person in the comments had the exact same reaction to this clip. There hasn't been this much unity since Amber Heard.

    • @DelaneyAugustineWalk
      @DelaneyAugustineWalk Před rokem +12

      great comparison. on both occasions people are like “there is no way i’m seeing what i’m seeing 😳”

    • @Rob_Cary
      @Rob_Cary Před rokem +10

      It's odd too. You'd never think in 2022 or 2023 that you'd have a bunch of people not doing whatever mental gymnastics they have to to say the woman is right and the man is wrong. Depp getting justice in general truly shocked me

    • @CptCrash21
      @CptCrash21 Před rokem +6

      @@Rob_Cary Well, a LOT of sources in the mainstream media were doing plenty of gymnastics. Every time I watched the news or read an online article I straight up wondered if they were watching the same hearing as the rest of us. It was pretty revealing.

    • @k.c.simonsen2
      @k.c.simonsen2 Před 10 měsíci

      You're right. Amber Turd forever

    • @if5566
      @if5566 Před 7 měsíci +2

      What did amber hear? Six months, I've been dying to know.

  • @raulito0310
    @raulito0310 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Shane graduated with a history degree from West Chester University. After graduating, he spent six months teaching English in Spain.
    And now he’s killing it, doing exactly what he loves doing. He frequently talks about history on his podcasts, even the long one with Louis about US presidents.
    While Bert sits there squealing and trying to be the center of attention, yet even the 2Bears fans start to go against them.

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Před rokem +340

    When Bert looks in the mirror he sees a sober comedic genius that just won gold in the 100 meter dash at the olympics

  • @brianbeers7303
    @brianbeers7303 Před 9 měsíci +2362

    Bert has no right to critique someone’s health. He’s on deaths doorstep himself

    • @terpenstine
      @terpenstine Před 7 měsíci +27

      Seriously, bert is in his 50s talking about a 35 year old

    • @larsonfamilyhouse
      @larsonfamilyhouse Před 7 měsíci +7

      He’s super athletic tho. When was the last time u ran a marathon?

    • @randalls9822
      @randalls9822 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Mr Bert 'Gallon O Jug of Kool Aid a day' isn't one to talk about anyone's health. BTW, this short title startled me a bit 😮

    • @machete18
      @machete18 Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@larsonfamilyhousesuper athletic lmao

    • @sooperd00p
      @sooperd00p Před 7 měsíci +8

      ​@@randalls9822it's not really that. It's the drinking and constant pill popping that's gonna kill him.

  • @tylerryan458
    @tylerryan458 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Bert saying someone else will die early is funnier than any special he ever made.

  • @tobysmith5661
    @tobysmith5661 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Shane Gillis is 100x funnier than Bert

  • @andrewdavis7620
    @andrewdavis7620 Před 7 měsíci +2068

    If Bert is “the machine” then Shane is the whole fucking factory 😂

    • @TheSakufighter
      @TheSakufighter Před 6 měsíci

      How so if he’s essentially a lazy bum?

    • @condor237
      @condor237 Před 6 měsíci +50

      Bert is the dialysis machine

    • @11valdano
      @11valdano Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@condor237 yeah. why this 'The Machine' nickname?

    • @G1sandG1rlsGaming
      @G1sandG1rlsGaming Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@11valdanoit's part of a bit for his comedy routine

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 Před 6 měsíci +8

      ​​​@@11valdano I mean, guys, he in his 50s now. Machines rust, corrode, and break down after being redlined to hell for 33 years straight. Cant replace human parts yet.
      And also, Shane's still in his 30s like I am so I feel that young energy still, but also keep in mind he's got new-money energy too. Just bought a big house, moved to Austin, EVERYthing is new. When everything is new, you get even extra energized. If you stay in the same town, around the same people, or dont start new hobbies, your brain and body go bye-bye

  • @kb5509
    @kb5509 Před rokem +1097

    Bert talking about someone else's unhealthy lifestyle. The delusion.

    • @codypearson5535
      @codypearson5535 Před rokem

      Rigggggghhhht

    • @nathanaelmorales760
      @nathanaelmorales760 Před rokem

      He’s talking about the rebound differences

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Před rokem +16

      @@nathanaelmorales760 bro you really trying to justify being an alcoholic huh? 😂

    • @nathanaelmorales760
      @nathanaelmorales760 Před rokem

      @@poindextertunes nah it’s just facts, he was talking about the rebounds Bert has compared to Shane’s and marks.

    • @TylerWigle-kn8yu
      @TylerWigle-kn8yu Před rokem +10

      Yeah he’s confidently ignorant and it’s bothersome

  • @tomwatson2661
    @tomwatson2661 Před 20 dny +1

    Shane doesn’t have a wife and kids. You do. Rules are different when you got a family to support.

  • @lampseven4894
    @lampseven4894 Před rokem +1039

    Bert’s lack of self awareness is hilarious

    • @joshualytle7190
      @joshualytle7190 Před rokem +4

      Classic Bart

    • @robbaholic
      @robbaholic Před rokem +4

      It’s close to the Gringo Papi’s

    • @SDsimplelife
      @SDsimplelife Před rokem +16

      It's not even funny anymore honestly

    • @Vichedges
      @Vichedges Před rokem +12

      There’s nothing “hilarious” about Bert.

    • @noidontlikeu
      @noidontlikeu Před rokem +9

      ​@@Vichedgeshe calls himself a comedian, that's pretty funny

  • @hroden3133
    @hroden3133 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Getting proper sleep is key to good health

  • @samhatfield4781
    @samhatfield4781 Před 7 měsíci +250

    Bert judging Shane on his life choices is the absolute definition of the pot calling the kettle black 😂

    • @samhatfield4781
      @samhatfield4781 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@neightthesnake "This saying, which personifies kitchenware in order to make a point about hypocrisy, means “to criticize someone for a fault you also possess.” Per WiseGeek, the phrase dates back to the early 1600s, when most pots and kettles were fashioned from cast iron, a material that acquires streaks of black smoke when heated over a flame"

    • @samhatfield4781
      @samhatfield4781 Před 6 měsíci

      Shane and Bert are both white btw

    • @tttoms4763
      @tttoms4763 Před 6 měsíci

      What up with you tards, can you not hear or what? He judging them on not being able to handle alcohol. Some peoples body just doesn't handle alcohol well and it takes them most of the next day to get over it. Then there's people like Bert that alcohol barely effects them the next day, take a big runny dump and they're good to go. He's 100% right, if Shane tried to drink like Bert every day, he'd be dead by 45

  • @Targettdog
    @Targettdog Před rokem +564

    He’s so addicted to alcohol he forgot hangovers were normal

    • @colonelkurtz2269
      @colonelkurtz2269 Před rokem +39

      Waking up drunk without a hangover and remaining drunk for most of the day without drinking told me I needed to slow down.

    • @kobybarnes3035
      @kobybarnes3035 Před rokem +1

      Idk, just drink lots of water and avoid too much sugar and youll be absolutely fine. Maybe a little groggy at the most

    • @onmywayup94
      @onmywayup94 Před rokem +5

      ⁠@@kobybarnes3035 hangovers are actually from alcohol withdrawal. Try having 15 drinks and being fine.

    • @kobybarnes3035
      @kobybarnes3035 Před rokem +4

      @@onmywayup94 idk I've drank that much and never been too messed up the next day. I think water and avoiding sugar helps a lot. Margaritas or old fashions the whole night will definitely leave me with a bad hangover.

    • @Courtesyflush52
      @Courtesyflush52 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@kobybarnes3035how old are you?Because that makes a huge difference

  • @joshuabowen6919
    @joshuabowen6919 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Bert the last person to criticize someone life style

  • @HAMlLTON
    @HAMlLTON Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bert adopted what made him moderately notable.
    Shane is just himself. Something Bert could only dream to be.

  • @mathiasdolanitis9582
    @mathiasdolanitis9582 Před 8 měsíci +891

    You woke up at 7 am because you have the shakes, brudda

    • @patrickandersen412
      @patrickandersen412 Před 7 měsíci +37

      You can’t get the shakes if you never withdrawal.

    • @Pepto8ismol
      @Pepto8ismol Před 7 měsíci +9

      ​@@patrickandersen412the algorithm has joined us. It is destiny.

    • @Ihateopp
      @Ihateopp Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@patrickandersen412 yep that's why I'm only at like a fifth and a half a day

    • @lo66ie60
      @lo66ie60 Před 6 měsíci +2

      That was a violation

    • @Guerrilla_OP
      @Guerrilla_OP Před 6 měsíci +2

      This is probably true.

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu Před rokem +625

    Shane locked his door and didn’t come out because he is trying to avoid Bert. He has hinted that he can’t and doesn’t want to go on the Bert regiment.

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS Před 9 měsíci +7

      pretty weird do do stuff that you dont want to do when youre alreadty rich

    • @robin3
      @robin3 Před 9 měsíci

      @@OGRE_HATES_NERDS...paying taxes 🧐

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Před 9 měsíci

      @@OGRE_HATES_NERDSnot if you have kids

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@nothanks9503 the guy i was talking about doesnt have any

    • @ItsZebby
      @ItsZebby Před 8 měsíci

      @@OGRE_HATES_NERDSyou made no fuckin sense

  • @clownkilla7003
    @clownkilla7003 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Jealous hate at it's finest on display

  • @khancrow7015
    @khancrow7015 Před 4 měsíci +2

    It's 2023 and folks still don't know the difference between envy and jealousy....
    Bert is envious not jealous....

    • @DMilbury
      @DMilbury Před 3 měsíci +2

      Calm down Merriam.

    • @MosDefnIT88
      @MosDefnIT88 Před měsícem

      Hes clearly envious and jealous....

    • @xamislimelight8965
      @xamislimelight8965 Před 18 dny

      Thank you! Envy: you want what someone else has
      Jealousy: afraid someone will take what you have.

  • @BradMackComedy
    @BradMackComedy Před rokem +741

    If Bert died tomorrow nobody would ask why

    • @usernotfound904
      @usernotfound904 Před rokem +4

      Facts

    • @Cobra85291
      @Cobra85291 Před rokem +44

      Theyd be wondering what took so long

    • @Jetes233
      @Jetes233 Před rokem +11

      Harsh, but true. Also, very few would care.

    • @chaka1045
      @chaka1045 Před rokem

      Now imagine how few people will care you die🤣🤣

    • @Jetes233
      @Jetes233 Před rokem +2

      @@chaka1045
      I have.

  • @samtheman2144
    @samtheman2144 Před 7 měsíci +1230

    The most annoying thing about Bert for me is that he thinks he is the busiest person in the world and will name off every single tiny thing he does in a day to prove to himself that he's so busy. "I woke up. Took the covers off. Stood up. Took 8 steps to my bathroom. Reached down. Grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste and brushed my teeth. And that's just the start of my day."

    • @Mythowars
      @Mythowars Před 6 měsíci +49

      I hate guys like that. I used to have this friend who always talked about how much he worked. You know it’s cool if you go man I worked my ass off this week or man it’s been a long day. I’ll get the jest leave it at that. But he’d go on and on about shit at his job like everyone else worked their or wanted too as well.

    • @djnone8137
      @djnone8137 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@Mythowars
      Errbody go to work errbody get money
      Yo Gatti

    • @TheBelovedDesirableIsland
      @TheBelovedDesirableIsland Před 6 měsíci +3

      Lmao

    • @Scheherazade-wq1ve
      @Scheherazade-wq1ve Před 6 měsíci +5

      an older man child...

    • @SAUCE206
      @SAUCE206 Před 6 měsíci +2

      There is a reason your comment will never get more than 250 likes…. If it does it will be because people wanted to prove me wrong not because you’re funny.

  • @deadbrothers8348
    @deadbrothers8348 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Shane is absolute future legend … nobody is going to remember or wants to remember Bert

  • @1999evo
    @1999evo Před 4 měsíci +1

    Moral of the story Shane gets a full nights sleep

  • @bigdawg4916
    @bigdawg4916 Před rokem +427

    Bert found a way to make it all about himself again. Classic Bert

  • @XxMidnightToker420xX
    @XxMidnightToker420xX Před 4 měsíci +1

    Leaveing this here so I can check back later after this video ages like a fine wine 🍷

    • @l.ronhubbard5445
      @l.ronhubbard5445 Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah the Rogan bubble is gonna pop VERY soon. Brendan Schaub's whole fan base turning on him wasn't a fluke, he was just the first to fall. Then Callen and D'elia started to fall and now continue falling. Then it was Tom and Burt

  • @Jazz12211
    @Jazz12211 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Shane is 10000x funnier than Bert

  • @duncans2070
    @duncans2070 Před rokem +1691

    When you’re a genuine alcoholic you don’t get hungover like other people because the liquor never fully leaves your system lol

    • @billcosby9999
      @billcosby9999 Před rokem +62

      And when it does, you can get the shakes/tremors from neuropathy and glutamate dysfunction, and even go into status epilepticus

    • @maverick33guy95
      @maverick33guy95 Před rokem +4

      Speak for yourself

    • @Js-hu5cm
      @Js-hu5cm Před rokem +71

      This is true, he is always “righting the boat” with pills or booze and never goes into actual withdrawal. Shane and mark are actually the more normal response. Bart is far more addicted than he realizes or will admit.

    • @jefferyburns5808
      @jefferyburns5808 Před rokem +8

      not true at all hangovers aren't a result of alcohol leaving your body

    • @jamesvectric6816
      @jamesvectric6816 Před rokem

      It’s caused from being dehydrated from the booze, take an IV and you will be golden in no time.

  • @salanderstrength4897
    @salanderstrength4897 Před rokem +1574

    Bert not thinking he is on the exact same level as those guys (probably higher) when it comes to living a destructive life style is hilarious

    • @wesm453
      @wesm453 Před rokem +21

      Yeah, Bert relies on alcohol more than shane does. But, Shane definately drinks way too much as well lol

    • @johnbartlett3160
      @johnbartlett3160 Před rokem +13

      You missed his point. He's observing that the same partying, is harder on Shane. Bert has freak genetics and he works out a lot.

    • @Shootttr
      @Shootttr Před rokem +45

      @@johnbartlett3160 lmfao he definitely doesn’t have “freak genetics” it’s because he keeps drinking so he doesn’t get a hangover like normal people that stop.

    • @johnbartlett3160
      @johnbartlett3160 Před rokem +3

      @@ShootttrI understand what you're saying, but I think you're wrong. About 8% of people react a little differently to alcohol. If they both go to bed hammered, but one of them needs 6 hours of sleep to wake up feeling rested, and the other needs 14, how is that related to Bert drinking to avoid a hangover? They're both very heavy drinkers. Is your premise, that the difference between them is that Shane sleeps too long, and therefore wakes up with withdrawal symptoms, that he could have avoided by only sleeping 6 hours and starting the day with a mimosa? If Shane drank more during the day, he would only need 6 hours of sleep and would wake up feeling good? If not, your premise is garbage.

    • @ryanb746
      @ryanb746 Před rokem +3

      He’s claimed he’ll live till 90. Place ur bets now

  • @drew6846
    @drew6846 Před 22 dny

    The fact that Bert thinks 1am is going to bed early lol

  • @matthewbaer7871
    @matthewbaer7871 Před 3 měsíci

    Bert saying anyone wont live past 45 is hilarious. Looks like he finally came up with some new material

  • @cg5471
    @cg5471 Před rokem +449

    The morning staff at the airport bar knows burt better than his kids.

    • @tntrinket3383
      @tntrinket3383 Před 8 měsíci +21

      this is smarter and funnier than any joke that Brett has ever made

    • @FrankDuxIV
      @FrankDuxIV Před 7 měsíci

      You win

    • @skr6511
      @skr6511 Před 7 měsíci

      I want to like this, but it has 420 likes...
      and I am rtd like byurt

  • @pbobaggins6904
    @pbobaggins6904 Před rokem +318

    Bert’s got that little green monster in him. hints of jealousy coming thru there. shane is much funnier than bert

    • @BirdwellingtonAmalgamation
      @BirdwellingtonAmalgamation Před rokem +41

      MUCH funnier. And Bert probably said this cause Gilly crushed 40 bud lights while Bert was drinking mimosas or some other old person shuffleboard ass drink.

    • @madhousemilitia82
      @madhousemilitia82 Před rokem +15

      Mark Normand is funnier than both.

    • @tilberry19
      @tilberry19 Před rokem +16

      ​@@madhousemilitia82 mark Norman I've loved for years but idk man. Gillis may surpass him imo, his pods funnier and standup is 👌 Norman is great satire standup but I think Shane's will be better in a few years. I think his titanic joke beats most all of marks jokes.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před rokem +1

      Gillis came out of nowhere after the SNL thing and I think he’s overexposed. I feel like I can’t like him because his rise wasn’t like the rest.
      Edit: JFC I say “like” a lot, I’m such a queen

    • @thewuggening9993
      @thewuggening9993 Před rokem +3

      @@madhousemilitia82 i disagree

  • @dmitribohanon3106
    @dmitribohanon3106 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bert really needs to address his addiction to copium

  • @thejohnsons2123
    @thejohnsons2123 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Nobody in their 30s rebounds like Bert in his 40s.

  • @MikeSmith-js9iq
    @MikeSmith-js9iq Před 3 měsíci +4

    Bert did everything except EXERCISING

  • @AdamBig16
    @AdamBig16 Před rokem +177

    Berts dad mode-calls it early goes to sleep at 1 am refrains from drinking until 11 am.
    Truly a man of moderation and restraint.

    • @joshlarson1252
      @joshlarson1252 Před 7 měsíci

      That’s what I said- going to bed at 1:00 in the morning as a 50 year old man is NOT calling it early 😂😂

  • @boobidy5139
    @boobidy5139 Před 11 měsíci +592

    I love how his idea of living healthier is partying just as hard but getting less sleep afterwards

    • @josephevers9312
      @josephevers9312 Před 7 měsíci +5

      That Kobe mentality, Bert's going to win all the championships

    • @boobidy5139
      @boobidy5139 Před 7 měsíci +34

      @@josephevers9312 he's definitely on a quick path to being just like Kobe

    • @NOBODYNOSE1
      @NOBODYNOSE1 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@boobidy5139😂

    • @stacysdad7
      @stacysdad7 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@boobidy5139💀

    • @noahcutter
      @noahcutter Před 7 měsíci +2

      Don't forget the hair stylist 😅

  • @shannongeorgiapeach76
    @shannongeorgiapeach76 Před 19 dny +1

    This is coming from the guy who says he doesn't have a drinking problem 🤔

  • @roborobert1
    @roborobert1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Shane is the best dude. Out of all of the comedians.

  • @bobdebuilda3877
    @bobdebuilda3877 Před 6 měsíci +206

    Love it when grey bearded men wearing flatbilled fitted caps tell us about discipline

    • @spiegeltn
      @spiegeltn Před 4 měsíci +6

      Come back to this comment when you're this guy's age... I dare you 😄

    • @davidzshit
      @davidzshit Před 4 měsíci +8

      I hope I'm not watching anything about Bert at his age

    • @soundlysouth2962
      @soundlysouth2962 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Kinda like a grown man talking about a grown ass man's fashion?? Lol....yeahhhh

    • @hunteroutten646
      @hunteroutten646 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@soundlysouth2962 kinda like a grown man sticking up for an unfunny alcoholic? lol…… yeahhhh

    • @soundlysouth2962
      @soundlysouth2962 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@hunteroutten646 I didn't defend anyone. I just pointed out the homosexual-laden comment of your friend up there.

  • @treebotreviews
    @treebotreviews Před 6 měsíci +650

    Bert is the kind of guy who changed out his headlight bulb ONCE and says he’s a mechanic.

  • @RonCadillac
    @RonCadillac Před 5 dny +1

    Bert tryng to act like he's healthier than anyone else's actually a trip

  • @SamIsSain
    @SamIsSain Před 3 měsíci

    Bert’s hate for Shane is equivalent to Rogan’s hate for Bert 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whitegd4100
    @whitegd4100 Před 5 měsíci +348

    Shane is literally everything Bert wanted to be his entire career.

    • @lightlybatteredjustcrispy
      @lightlybatteredjustcrispy Před 3 měsíci +3

      Bert can never be like shane. He cares way too much about being liked by everyone

    • @OneChubb
      @OneChubb Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@lightlybatteredjustcrispyyupp, two completely different personalities - Bert NEEDS to be the center of attention, liked by everyone, impress everyone - Shane is the exact opposite and he’s just naturally fucking hilarious compared to Bert who’s comedy is forced and repetitive which has become old and overused, trying way too hard to be funny - Shane is way more laid back as well

    • @christineperez7562
      @christineperez7562 Před 3 měsíci

      I don't know either of them

    • @LindaDecker-yk7wo
      @LindaDecker-yk7wo Před měsícem

      Why would he want to be dead?

    • @TicklesTrout
      @TicklesTrout Před 23 dny

      Seems like his career is just doing stuff everyone else does on their lunch break

  • @RMFnH
    @RMFnH Před 7 měsíci +122

    Bert talking about Shane's rough lifestyle while Bert is plastered. Dudes a hack.

  • @mickspicredbeard7021
    @mickspicredbeard7021 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Sounds like Bert's fucking jealous

  • @tylerohlmann8904
    @tylerohlmann8904 Před 3 měsíci

    Bert talking about anyone being unhealthy is comical AF

  • @steec6713
    @steec6713 Před 7 měsíci +355

    Bert secretly hates Shane

  • @kingyames
    @kingyames Před 7 měsíci +197

    Hearing Burt say someone parties too much is the funniest premise he has ever come up with

    • @sockmon1
      @sockmon1 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Fuck, great shout. Thisnmight be his best bit amd he doesn't evwn know it.

    • @json8172
      @json8172 Před 5 měsíci +1

      so deep in denial

  • @surfshack2
    @surfshack2 Před měsícem +2

    Who’s Shane Gillis?

  • @castle0417
    @castle0417 Před 25 dny

    Bert would wake up everyone in the house just to say he's going to bed.

  • @StoicFigure10
    @StoicFigure10 Před rokem +496

    Bert is the definition of a manchild.

  • @ALLrobotsAreSad
    @ALLrobotsAreSad Před 6 měsíci +95

    Bert’s narcissism has no business being as big as it is.

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames Před 3 měsíci

      he's proud of his self-centered movie nobody saw

  • @jacobhildahl2981
    @jacobhildahl2981 Před 3 měsíci +1

    It’s really good advice to not read the comments. Every single video I ever see of Burt is time to grab the popcorn.

  • @NotAStanAccount
    @NotAStanAccount Před 6 hodinami

    WHERE is the rest of this?? I need to hear the whole thing.

  • @HomeOnTheRanges
    @HomeOnTheRanges Před 6 měsíci +121

    Somebody sounds jealous that they’re getting out partied by someone who is simultaneously able to keep his life together

  • @skullynoey6072
    @skullynoey6072 Před rokem +514

    …. Shane and Mark aren’t alcoholics. They rebound like normal people.

    • @PAKallman
      @PAKallman Před rokem +13

      Wellllll it can be both

    • @BRUCiE997
      @BRUCiE997 Před rokem +10

      I mean i listen to both Shane and marks pods, and at-least mark you could definitely say is an alcoholic i mean his podcast with sam morril is literally called “We might be drunk”

    • @BP-or2iu
      @BP-or2iu Před rokem +22

      I think Shane is just a binge drinker and Mark is probably on the line, but I doubt Mark has a physical dependency on alcohol. But I bet he has an unhealthy relationship with it much more than Gillis. Bert, I imagine, would be the closest to a physical dependency.

    • @messylife3793
      @messylife3793 Před rokem +2

      I dunno I rebound easy af and I only drink like once a month…….. Ig some of us just got that Mickey mantel gene

    • @nathanaelmorales760
      @nathanaelmorales760 Před rokem +1

      @@BP-or2iu he quit for a whole month, he couldn’t be that physically dependent on it if he could do that…

  • @CustomMercuryCougar
    @CustomMercuryCougar Před 3 měsíci

    "Called it an early night. Went to bed at 1AM"

  • @erininunderpants2940
    @erininunderpants2940 Před 4 měsíci

    Bert sounds like my literal grandma bitching while everyone sleeps in 😂😂 rattling off all the activities that happen while we “sleeping the day away”

  • @kris1103
    @kris1103 Před rokem +103

    What Bert didn't mention was that he was drunk again before Shane left his room.

    • @ITMT.
      @ITMT. Před 7 měsíci

      Exactly😂

  • @kimboslice5379
    @kimboslice5379 Před 6 měsíci +54

    Nigga got so quiet when homie said Shane was strong 😂

  • @phillystrangler7337
    @phillystrangler7337 Před 19 dny

    People laugh at Shane Gillis jokes the way Bert laughs at his own jokes

  • @firefox9595
    @firefox9595 Před 3 měsíci

    Bert the kinda guy who somehow never experienced the "talk shit, get hit" in his life

  • @RFHWYD
    @RFHWYD Před 6 měsíci +114

    "Decrepit dad living vicariously through son" vibes here

    • @mzvibe2232
      @mzvibe2232 Před 6 měsíci

      Did you mean decrepit? Or am I ignorant to this word?

    • @RFHWYD
      @RFHWYD Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@mzvibe2232 I did, thank you.

  • @rocketthedachshund2961
    @rocketthedachshund2961 Před rokem +147

    I’ve never actually seen the pot call the kettle black

  • @MrMd5555
    @MrMd5555 Před 4 hodinami

    I'll never click on your page again. I hold serious grudges against click baiters

  • @shanmank
    @shanmank Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hearing Shane is a bull must’ve hurt. Considering Bert thinks of himself as a Bull in a China shop

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 Před 6 měsíci +91

    I stg Bert is that kinda “friend” to Shane, the one that truly hates you and is envious of your entire life. He truly oozes with jealousy of Shane

    • @kf338
      @kf338 Před 4 měsíci +1

      For sure and I bet they all talk mad shit about Bert

    • @lilsleepy1485
      @lilsleepy1485 Před 3 měsíci

      high level simping inc you are beautiful

  • @Where2bub
    @Where2bub Před 6 měsíci +137

    I’d lock the door too if my crackpot friend hired a crackpot chiropractor to break my back when I wake up.

  • @DontAtMe2k24
    @DontAtMe2k24 Před 23 dny

    Bert be like “just drink a gallon of water after every night of drinking. It’ll be like you never drank.”

  • @RB_90
    @RB_90 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Coming from the guy who drinks koolaid by the gallon each day haha

  • @edmondt.edmonds5604
    @edmondt.edmonds5604 Před 5 měsíci +121

    It’s so obvious how threatened Bert is by shane

  • @jokir3692
    @jokir3692 Před 7 měsíci +346

    Bert is the type of dude who starts working out in mid December and looks down on all of the New Year resolution people who start in January.

    • @freegojo9009
      @freegojo9009 Před 6 měsíci

      Why not judge those losers?

    • @zgrb
      @zgrb Před 6 měsíci

      @@freegojo9009nice bait

    • @officialtyler1742
      @officialtyler1742 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@freegojo9009 Bec he started in mid December buddy

    • @freegojo9009
      @freegojo9009 Před 6 měsíci

      @officialtyler1742 Still beat you to the punch though lol that's all that matters

    • @0DdOne
      @0DdOne Před 6 měsíci

      @@officialtyler1742got you beat still

  • @flux_time
    @flux_time Před 29 dny

    Getting up 7 am to get drunk is a lot different than shanes lifestyle.

  • @PzY-Reviews
    @PzY-Reviews Před 3 měsíci

    Bert living his best life in his glass house throwing stones 😂😂

  • @ravenkliff
    @ravenkliff Před rokem +76

    The man who stayed up late also slept late, really stunning revelation Bert