There Are Some Things Black People Just Don't Do. Smiley Joe Wiley

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  • čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
  • There are some things black people just don't do, or at least thats what Smiley Joe Wiley says in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Smiley Joe talks about all the things that you might never see a black person doing. Whether you're someone who has noticed some of these, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Smiley Joe Wiley is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 100

  • @Lin_cait11
    @Lin_cait11 Před 13 dny +6

    Jokes are to be taken lightly… not literally! That’s why it’s called a JOKE!

  • @rayhume1971
    @rayhume1971 Před 26 dny +50

    Joe Rogan once said you've got a better chance of finding Big Foot than of finding a Black person looking for Big Foot.

  • @charleskadletc2431
    @charleskadletc2431 Před 23 dny +8

    I love it when a good comedic can poke fun on one's own race, religion, and heritage. VERY PROFESSIONAL. YOU ARE.

  • @sweetenpenksa5696
    @sweetenpenksa5696 Před 26 dny +21

    I'm a big black woman. He's making me fall out of my chair laughing so intense

  • @leoseries
    @leoseries Před 26 dny +12

    According TV ads in the UK. Black men are too busy doing the cooking, cleaning, ironing, household shopping and and child minding to have time for anything else!

  • @MrJdsenior
    @MrJdsenior Před 26 dny +25

    Yes, as that great philosopher George Carlin said,, "Never trust a fart".

  • @joball6479
    @joball6479 Před 26 dny +14

    Absolutely loved his jokes!!!

  • @D9P323
    @D9P323 Před 26 dny +9

    "Brutha, how black are you tryna GET?" "You know they can't swim"......dude, folks need to get out more 😊

  • @RayfordRaySiegel
    @RayfordRaySiegel Před 26 dny +8

    Ha, ha! I said "Popeyes", a little before he did.

  • @cathywilbanks9291
    @cathywilbanks9291 Před 24 dny +4

    This is in response to the bungie jumping and surfing comments, why most black people don't do that. Your Common Sense of self preservation the good Lord🙌 gave you to NOT tempt fate by doing crazy stuff like that and sir I totally agree with you! IF a person needs an adrenaline rush, just go to the grocery store 🤯

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 Před 24 dny +2

    They weren't sure at first, but he was getting them towards the end. I heard several 'I can't help myself laughs'.😂🤣

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog Před 26 dny +6

    And black folk usually stay away from haunted places.... naw bruh... just naw..

  • @pelletfunner6701
    @pelletfunner6701 Před 24 dny +1

    You had that crowd rolling! Well done 👍!

  • @karlforster4907
    @karlforster4907 Před 25 dny

    Had me rolling! Thank you.

  • @pass179
    @pass179 Před 25 dny

    Very good set. I loved hearing the people laughing in the audience too.

  • @plasmaforce11
    @plasmaforce11 Před 26 dny +6

    Lost my breath over 5 times laughing 😂 pure gold!

  • @ZappyOh
    @ZappyOh Před 26 dny +20

    Bungee jumping was actually invented by blacks in Vanuatu, Melanesia.
    Now you know :)

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 Před 26 dny +6

      They’re Pacific Islanders, not Black.

    • @ZappyOh
      @ZappyOh Před 26 dny +2

      @@ilovesparky13 If you met one, you couldn't tell.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 26 dny +2

      There is a Mexican tradition where men go up a 50 to150 ft slim pole and then throw themselves tied by their ankles. They are called Voladores de Papantla. It's a 2500 year old tradition.

  • @clickrick
    @clickrick Před 25 dny

    Oh man, it takes some good humour to make me actually laugh out loud enough so my neighbours wonder what's up!
    "I went to the bathroom - the smoke alarm went off"
    That delivery was just perfect!

  • @stvie3
    @stvie3 Před 26 dny +10

    for the discerning gent who likes racial humor, but not bad words

  • @cronicarecordsmusic3932

    Love it 🙌

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ Před 17 dny +1

    This Cat is FUNNY!

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 Před 10 dny

    Good stuff

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 Před 26 dny +3

    He was good

  • @deankissell3196
    @deankissell3196 Před 26 dny +6

    He said Popeyes, but I thought he was gonna say Newport

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 Před 26 dny +1

    Breason
    More of him for sure !!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.thomas501
    @a.thomas501 Před 8 dny

    He needs to try my homemade stuffed jalapenos.

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 Před 26 dny +3

    Where did Grumpy Old Man go? He use to be a regular at Drybar. 🤔🤔🤔

    • @TyrBarghest
      @TyrBarghest Před 26 dny +1

      You talking about the old white dude with the wife name Tammy or a different grumpy old dude?

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 26 dny +4

      ​@@TyrBarghest😂, there was a person named Grumpy Old Man that always had a bad comment to post regarding the comments. I liked to read his comments because they were so blunt.

    • @marycook1644
      @marycook1644 Před 26 dny

      Oh, yeah ! I almost forgot about him !! He used to comment all the time ! He loved to put people DOWN ! I don’t miss him !

    • @EsssyD
      @EsssyD Před 17 dny +1

      They probably blocked him. He was too honest for the world today.

  • @theresewalters1696
    @theresewalters1696 Před 26 dny +2

    He's good.

  • @Videomorgue
    @Videomorgue Před 19 dny

    This sounds like a comedy routine from 1995.

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 Před 25 dny

    Funny!!!

  • @cvvzdesigns
    @cvvzdesigns Před 25 dny +1

    Dang... The only jelly bean I DO eat is the black ones! They wouldn't be safe from Shark-me. 😆

  • @franciscodaniel08
    @franciscodaniel08 Před 26 dny +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emazur8394
    @emazur8394 Před 26 dny +1

    Playing a harp

  • @Rarcade
    @Rarcade Před 14 dny

    no, no, & no but thumb up! 😄

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @IndigoBassNotes
    @IndigoBassNotes Před 26 dny +6

    Tipping is on the list for sure.

  • @a.d.morton4624
    @a.d.morton4624 Před 26 dny +7

    There is a Black Man that owns a car in NASCAR. He has to trick his way in but yeah, we do everything. Also our skin absorbs nutrients from the sun. Our Melanin is like what photosynthesis is to plant life 🤗 So we sun bathe boo......oh, yes we do. ❤
    And I swim, grew up swimming. I also have a niece that surfs 🤷🏾 Never generalize 💯😄

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 26 dny +1

      Don't base your knowledge on stereotypes.

    • @MrTekniqs
      @MrTekniqs Před 26 dny +2

      Everyone absorbs Nutrients through their skin. Seasonal Depression comes from lack of Sunlight. Vitamin D deficiency.

    • @coyoteodie4458
      @coyoteodie4458 Před 26 dny

      ​​@@MrTekniqsnot me. I just turn into a cracker

    • @ospears6276
      @ospears6276 Před 24 dny

      Facts! He wasn't funny.

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 Před 26 dny

    The jokes you can't say about the topic arw funnier.

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P Před 26 dny +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh he’s hilarious

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory Před 25 dny

    As if he has EVER picked cot ton.

  • @Wandera1970
    @Wandera1970 Před 25 dny +8

    Oh no I am posting a fact and your gonna delete it. While I appreicate the comdey and laughed.. This guy needs to research the origins of bungee jumping. The Vanuatu Tribe. They invented it. Bravery and faith. just youtube. Amazing POV: Jump With the Original Bungee Jumpers. Take credit for it own it. No disrespect meant. You gave the world a craze that is enjoyed around the globe.

    • @jbc6980
      @jbc6980 Před 24 dny

      Who's persecuting you now?

    • @Wandera1970
      @Wandera1970 Před 24 dny +4

      @@jbc6980 lol youtube thou shall not offend any one at any time. .. (I joke) I post a lot of fact back comments. I guess how I word them at times get them removed. Or they never get posted in the first place. haha I don't feel persecuted. A fact is fact. People should not get upset about facts. But hey is ok to smear false facts all over the place. But direct some one to a real fact that can be fact checked independantly .. no no no you can not do that it might offend some one

    • @torrisali2082
      @torrisali2082 Před 12 dny +1

      @Wandera1970 not Black Americans. That is something we don't do, and a lot of Africa people don't consider us as one of them, nor do they like us. I've done DNA research on myself but would spend money to go to those areas because not many of them would welcome me there.

    • @Wandera1970
      @Wandera1970 Před 12 dny +1

      @@torrisali2082 that's a lot to unpack. As a species we need to learn to work together for the benefit of the entire species and not select few or elite. And definitely not based of colour of skin or culture. The world wide web. connects all of us but it seems we are not ready mentally to be connected spiritually as a species. Hope your research and journeys take you to new places.

    • @rolmodel12.
      @rolmodel12. Před 10 dny +1

      ​@Wandera1970 💯 people want to push different isms... agendas. The biggest one is money. That is where the disconnect is, follow the money. It will ALWAYS lead you to the big bad. It's not race, creed, gender... it's the wealth.

  • @airborn1buster121
    @airborn1buster121 Před 26 dny

    Third comment

  • @lateblossom
    @lateblossom Před 26 dny +1

    This crowd sucked

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey Před 26 dny +1

    Meh...

  • @stuplays6632
    @stuplays6632 Před 26 dny

    I thought the dry bar was supposed avoid racism 🤔

  • @Bob-bb3ur
    @Bob-bb3ur Před 26 dny +10

    Only Trump can save America

    • @piratejoan
      @piratejoan Před 26 dny +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bob-bb3ur
      @Bob-bb3ur Před 26 dny +4

      @piratejoan Sounds like you're looking in Mommy's mirror playing Dress up again.

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 Před 26 dny

      Have your head surgically removed from your butt

    • @andreabradley5837
      @andreabradley5837 Před 26 dny

      🤢🤮

    • @shortguy1227
      @shortguy1227 Před 26 dny +14

      Trump can't save anything. The only hope we have is faith in Jesus. America is done for.

  • @zerosternritter566
    @zerosternritter566 Před 26 dny +2

    Being a father is one of them 😂😂

    • @solotraveller7795
      @solotraveller7795 Před 26 dny +1

      U watch too much network news, that statement is not based on actual facts. sad to hear yhe thoughts that u should keep to urself.