I Have PCLFB - Can You Help Me?
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- čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
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Excellent PSA on PCLFB. Unfortunately, there is no cure but you ,with your adventurous spirit and indomitable quest for truth, have discovered its standard, most effective palliative.
It is an internationally know fact that eating ham and cheese sandwiches followed by strawberry ice cream in air conditioning will make a suffering PCLFB victim feel much mo’ bettah’.
BTW .The sound track accents were subtle but very effective. Nice 👍
Thanks for talking about the music it was one of my favorite parts it was hard to find the right music
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I’m still wondering how you did it. The emphasis points were spot on.
If you can get your hands on a used Apple product with Garage band and a functional sampler
you can capture random noises and change their pitch. Your presented with a piano keyboard
that will raise or lower the pitch by one and a half to three octaves.
You want to sound like a movie dinosaur? Growl and lower the pitch. A lion? Same.
A munchkin? raise the pitch. Endless possibilities.
Not to mention a host of weird cymbals,gongs, wood blocks , ticks tocs and crashes.
I have built an avatar voice of a guy I named “Big Tomatoes.” I copied the sound of an old friend , best I could, and played it about an octave lower. It worked too well . I made a message for my answering machine and freaked out the neighbors.
You don’t have to know anything to figure out and make some cool sounds.
I plug my ipad into a cheap ten watt guitar amp using its earphone jack. I play my recording through the amp and record on to my Paleolithic landline answering machine.
Once, I synthesized flamenco dancers in the background, excused myself to the caller and told them to “Pipe down and get off the table. It’s mahogany!!”
Chops thank you very much I just got lucky with this one I was thinking about using wings of an Angel song but I like this one better it was more subtle you're the only person that mentioned it much appreciated
Oh my goodness, Rob!
I feel your pain sir! 🤣😂 … Not laughing AT you; I’m laughing WITH you…
Seriously one of the funniest…I mean saddest…videos you’ve ever made.
If it makes you feel any better, I pick your channel 1st whenever there’s a new video. 😉
Thanks for continuing to put videos out.
Take care and see you out there!
Hey thanks a lot I appreciate that.
I always got bullied for having a "hand-me-down" football bat. My family had to scuffle hard to make ends meet, but we still had our dignity!
I bet they didn't bully you too much if you had a football bat our family was very poor we didn't have a lot of dignity but we had a lot of sayings. One of them was bully related. It went, “ nobody's bigger than a Dark Knight and a football bat.”
Robb, you are cherished. Please never change or stop making videos. Watching your videos make me smile.
Thank you so much for appreciating my poor attempts at humor, not everybody does.
Life can throw some curve balls at you, just take it easy and one day at a time.
Have a blessed evening!
I appreciate you opening up about all this! I really is a relief to let it all out I'm sure.
Hey dude thanks a lot for watching I really appreciate that just trying to have a little fun glad you enjoyed it
For some reason I want ice cream now...
I bet somewhere in Thailand they sell ice cream on a stick.😀
Wait I just remembered we do that too it's called popsicles that's so funny I never thought of that
Haha, quirky, original & very funny! I could never see the point of ball sports - give everyone a ball & then no one has to fight over it! Plus, my hand/eye coordination was woeful - "Sir, do we have to have him - he's useless!" And I was and I reveled in their derision and contempt.. :)
There should be a ribbon or a day of awareness or something.
I knew immediately when I saw your sad face what the solution would be. I have not personally experienced that syndrome myself but can still feel for you. We all have slightly different challenges in our lives, but all can be made better with a big hug!
I had the opposite problem in school. Around the 6th Grade I figured out that I didn't have to run back and forth on the basketball court because if I hung around near the opponent's hoop my team would pass me the ball on their way back and I would always score for the team.
As a senior, I have continued practicing by still successfully landing anything I want into a bucket, box, and especially a waste basket in a room. Plunk... in it goes from across the room. I succeed because it is too much effort for me to get up to dispose of it into the receptacle if I would miss.
Robb... it will be OK. The sadness will go away in a few minutes. I'm off to make my morning coffee and I will make you some too. Hug first...
I didn't wanna tell you this but I'm also suffering from ICFS IPI MD which is I can't find sock I put in my dryer
@@RobbsHomemadeLife Me too! I have a fix for this one that might work for others. I find socks I like and then buy multiples of them, say 8 pairs of all black socks that are identical. That way when one is left over from the dryer, I just put the spare in the hamper again and hope that by next laundry time I won't have an extra. I think the extra one puts out an APB and finds its mate.
You're not going to believe this but I actually met a lady one time that she didn't know what I was talking about when I mentioned that sometimes socks got lost in the dryer
@@RobbsHomemadeLife What happens to mine is that sometimes one sock will be left in the dryer after drying the dark clothes and then I add another dryer load of bed sheets and tea towels. A week or so later I will find one sock folded in with a bottom sheet, in the elastic corner pockets. Those are always a pain to fold neatly and I'm often folding clothes in the evening so the light is not as good. It is a funny surprise when making the bed up though.
I have front loading washer & dryer that are stacked, so sometimes just reach in and think I have it all. Have a stool there now.
I try to be careful because although I am tidy, I do stupid things with my keys or other things I swear I have left in plain sight. Takes a few days sometimes to find. I'm going to need beeper-locators attached to my things soon.
I love it... I wish I had a friend like yoou in my life. I used to but he got alzheimer disease and moved south with his sister... haven't seen or heard from him since
I'm sorry to hear about your friend these things happen a lot
I feel your pain...I was also picked last for football, baseball, and dodge ball.
That is why I decided to pursue eating snack cakes, because that was what I knew I was good at 😋
You had to bring up dodgeball I had almost forgotten that terrible episode in my life. Looks like it's gonna be more ham and cheese sandwiches and ice cream today😀 hey Oscar I have a leak on my balcony so I have to remove everything so the tiles can be removed and I'm getting rid of all of my Gopher wood and I think a lot of other stuff if Elon Musk can get rid of 80% of Twitter I think I can get rid of 40% of my flotsam and jetsam on the balcony
@@RobbsHomemadeLife You can make a rocket stove with some gopher metal and burn the gopher wood to cook your ham and cheese sammiches 😋
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If it’s “flotsam and jetsam “, can’t you just throw it off the balcony, or “over the side?”
I know! Build a “Random Booth” and film it.
When you get busted, you can bargain using Salty’s advice.
“How about I burn the pile and make you a nice hot ham and cheese! What’d ya say officer?”
People have gotten millions of views over those rocket stoves in the last 10 years I wish I had lived someplace where I could have a fire and not have someone call the police on me because I would have made me a mess of rocket stoves I still might do it.
Good content. Love the tunes.
Much appreciated
Sooooo calming.😊
Hey thanks for watching and commenting much appreciated
Wow! And here I was thinking people in Gaza and Ukraine had it bad!...
I know nothing.
Thoughts and prayers 🙏😇
You are such a St. thank you so much I'm trying very hard to hang on even though I'm suffering from such a burden the very thought that your thoughts and prayers are out there for me lightens my load and brightens my day one day hopefully they will have a cure for my issue. Thanks again.
Team sports are overrated,buy more Ice cream 😅
with sprinkles, cause sprinkles are for winners.😀
Now that was funny Robb. Don't take it personal about being picked last and all, Michael Jordan was cut from his high school varsity team when he was a sophomore so you're in good company.
Thank you so much I'm also comforted by the fact that almost without a doubt I can do a better hairball then Michael Jordan.
@@RobbsHomemadeLife You're the GOAT of hairballs my friend. LOL
Compliment accepted
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You poor baby. Were you the Forrest Gump of your town.
Run Forrest,run!
@@RobbsHomemadeLife Thanx, Blew coffee out my nose!
Jesus loves you dearly, look into the practice of Centering Prayer, it heals all wounds.
Amen!
Jesus doesn't heal anything, he was a criminal Jew that got crucified by his own because he claimed to be the son of God and was a total narcissist A-Hole. you're gonna suffer and die like everyone else and no one can help you. Welcome to reality.