THERE IS NO ESCAPE... | Devour
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- čas přidán 15. 03. 2021
- Well it turns out that once you join a cult you're apparently ALWAYS in that cult... huh! Who knew?
WADE ► / lordminion777
BOB ► / muyskerm
EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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Horror Outro ► / haunted - Hry
Bet the developer didn't expect the most terrifying aspect of this game to be Wade.
wade is most terrifying human being in the existence
Wade wasn't the scary one it was sam
you mean Sam? ?
Where u seen Wade I only seen sam
Oof
I would love a horror movie where the main characters are just casually walking around the creepy house talking about their views on dating while they dodge the possessed person.
100% would watch, especially if these three were in it LMAO
A horror comedy
Yess!!! That would so good!!
shaun of the dead
And one of the main characters keeps accidentally scaring the shit out of the other main cast lol.
friendship goals is Mark ignoring the flowers so that Bob can find them "first", and then congratulating him on his find
*Y E S*
Agreed lmao it’s so cool we’ve all seen them be friends for so long. You guys remember how hilarious Prop Hunt was? Still one of my favorites to rewatch. The one with Mark discovering the pie machine
no not really
And them just casually leading him to them is just adorable.
Mark sees them then stands there till Bob finds it then congratulates him.
I love the cult gossip when they find 2 toothbrushes
"She must be dating!"
"Do you think it's Fred?"
And in the background when Mark says: "Yeah I adhere to that!" Is none other than Lady Demitrescu.
2:56
What if it's azazel lol
@@HydroSpectre1260 Dimetrescu*
@@goblinonastick1095 I kinda hope so. I got a succubus following me trying to suck me off HELP!!!
I love how they treat Anna like their drunk friend who they have to take care of
But they avoid her bc shes kinda frisky
Goddamnit Ana, stop puking on my carpet
But she drank too much.
Ana: _hobbles towards them, bloodied and scary_
"Oh, hi Ana!"
I bet Ana doesn’t realize how lucky she is to have them
3 guys break into poor woman’s house and burn her pets alive. They are then surprised that she’s enraged.
And she's too slow to stop them. And they keep making fun of her. How awful.
And her family tries to help but they're allergic to UV light and they keep burning them
That would be CNN's headline.😂
😂😂😂
Don't forget of stealing her roses
"We haven't heard Wade in a while..."
Wade: 𝕭𝖔𝖓𝖏𝖔𝖚𝖗
Wade every other time : *Adios*
Mark: The Helpful Friend
Bob: Flower Child
Ana: Drunk
Wade: Demon in disguise this whole time who has been trying to keep his human friends alive cause his uncle yellow eyes is a jerk
YES
Seems supernatural to me.
THE LIKES ARE AT 666, I SHALL INTERACT NO FURTHER
i think you write her name with two n's.. So anna. but idk
Wade sounds like Shane from BuzzFeed unsolved
“we haven’t heard wade in a while”
wade: *mum said it’s my turn on the xbox*
british person detected
@@jacobschneider3975 There’s more than just Brits that use mum ;)
@@ghoultooth like the...AUSTRALIAN BOYS
@@testofeagle .... I feel attacked
@@jacobschneider3975 australian!
I like that Bob’s the flower boy, Mark is the cultist, and Wade’s the magician
the wedding essentials
Bob: flower boy
Mark: officiates the marriage in the name of the being they worship
Wade: the entertainment they hired for the party
I love how wade just shows up anywhere
Mark's the Key master
Yes.
Thanks for playing our game, Mark & co! We're working hard on the next map for ya'll. :)
N-Next map!?
I can’t wait until it’s filled with flowers for bob to “find.”
You guys did great! You can be proud of your work. I'm excited to see what you'll do next!
Omg the game is really cool. I hope it gets as popular as Phasmaphobia and more!
It’s a great game! Good job on the aesthetic and gameplay!
I love how Lixian replaces the word “god” with “azazel” 😂
When?
@@Stp1497 10:20
@@RH-vd2uv that’s fair
Yeah me too. I noticed that as well such a neat detail Lmao🔥
Wade: Somehow scares the shit outta everyone just by standing in doorways.
Anna, a literally decaying demon woman: Being treated like a drunk bf.
i feel so dumb for jumping whenever they walk into her, cus they're all just like "oh hey anna! (walks away)" like???
shes kinda hot thoe
@@KeiTheTrap wifey forsure
She looks like the Ayuwoki that lost their zest or something. Like all that insane scattering just totally spent them.
@@KeiTheTrap If she was not as decayed definitely
Mark: "We haven't heard Wade in a while."
Wade: Hello
The TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER!!
Fun Fact:
yes they did indeed say that.
timestamp
Hello fellow Sharks fan
Ana walks through, "Oh, hey, that's just Ana, no big deal."
Wade, "HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!"
"Selfish a_hole who has all the keys."
Mark: "Yeah wass'up?"
3:53
Mark: "we just need 2 more goats"
The 2 goats that they locked in the bathroom: "Thank Azazel we aren't getting burned today."
damn n he had the bathroom key too
Lol
This is the greatest plaaaaaaannnnn
@@kokichioma3000 of All Time
"I RAN OUT OF PURPLE, I RAN OUT OF PURPLE.", followed by Anna sprinting through the room with a chokehold on Wade is probably one of my favorite co-op moments in months.
Perfect comedy timing
12:52
Bob said something similar earlier in the video, at like 10:40. He said, “guys, I‘m outta purple, I’M OUTTA PURPLE...guys...” and to me, that out of context, along with Wade’s line of running out of purple, are seriously some of the funniest things ever
Fun fact! Azazel was once the angel of sacrifices before he fell and the whole reason he's "the yellow eyed goat demon" is because of the scapegoat ritual he was often apart of! He was also apart of a group of soldier Angel's called "the watchers" which is pretty neat for the watchers of azazel.
Additionally, he and Semjaza of the Watchers led other watches down to earth because they desired human women. Azazel taught humans metal working, jewelry, cosmetics, herbs, medicine. He’s kind of similar to Prometheus from Greek mythology; bringing heavily knowledge/power to humans who were never supposed to have it. The Watchers and the humans had children called the Nephilim. Azazel is a very respectable demon in my opinion.
@@lynnalucifera9387 Weren't the Watchers also called the Grigori? I kind of remember seeing that word before.
The Book of Enoch is fun.
Them:
Feed the goats
Feel the goats
Me: *Fuel the goats*
I deadass thought one of them was gonna say "FUCK the goats" and when they didn't i felt a bit disappointed.
Fire the goats
@@darksiegechaos can't let the goats have a job that's for damn sure
Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me goats that I desire.
Face the goats!
Mark: “Burn the goats!”
Mark 5 mins later: “Weren’t we supposed to be doing something?”
When a game shoves as much shit in your fuckin’ face as this one does it is a bit difficult to focus on any single objective.
The horror is too much sometimes
@Spatza the heck does this have to do with god
@@soanbell3621 I think that person is missing the point... it doesn't have anything to do with God
@Spatza Being respectful of others hasn't been implemented by any religion though. Learn some decency.
I feel like unironically treating a horror game like just another day on the block is so much more entertaining than screaming your head off at the jumpscares LMAO
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Just roll with the punches
That's why watching Cr1tikal play horror games is so entertaining
I cant fkin do that
Im too spookd
@Melissa - Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ your username tho 😐
"Where is she? Ah! O hey Anna, howsitgoing?" Has the same energy as "Hey where'd the shark go? I dont see it anymore." "Wah! Ill find it!"
bob always panics and then just goes with the chaos tbh
14:56
Bob: *Founder of Flowers*
Mark: *Founder of Keys*
Wade: *Founder of Scaring the Ever Loving Life Out of Your Body*
mark ignoring the flowers so bob can “find” them is the cutest thing
like when you bury sea shells you bought at the gift shop for your kid to find
I was wondering if Mark actually didn't notice them until he said "I think you forgot something here, Bob."
Adorable
Right? 🤗
Ikr very cute
I think Mark and Wade leading him to the flowers is just as adorable.
My brain has been trained to hear the intro as "Previously on...THE FOREST"
SAME ✋🏻😭
Facts 😂
For me it’s “Preciously on RAFT”
Bro same
@@GreenestOfGreenDragons omg I miss that series, I remember binging it and waiting for another one...maybe soon
Can we just all appreciate how Mark dosent say anything when he finds flowers but still tries to indicate it
MARK: stands next to a flower and uv lights it so bob can see it
BOB: hey look guys I found a flower
MARK AND WADE: oh, wow good find, good eye bob didnt know it was there wow
Mark: **stands next to all the flowers so Bob can see them**
Bob: *"I found a flower!"*
Edit: thank you guys for the likes :D most liked comment
"O, good job, Bob!"
"Hey good job man!"
It's really cute
It was one of my favorite parts of these videos! XD
its adorable 😭❤️
"We should burn the goats"
"We should FEEL the goats"
One step deeper into that rabbit hole and ASPCA is right at Marks doorstep...
...the Undertale fandom has done terrible things to my mind.
...not Undertale itself, of course, but the fandom.
ASPCA? I've like Undertale but I dunno what that is referencing
you mean the goat hole?
We should FINE the goats
@@zoemochi No as in if we go anywhere past 'feel the goats' we'd be going to 'f*co the goats' and then we'd have the ASPCA launching an investigation
Famous last words:
“Teamwork is for Bi-“
The baby goats are so cute, I don't like how they cry when they perish. But man Anna has disobeyed the main rule of "No Dating." So she had this coming.
I literally read this just as Bob said the no dating rule 😅
@@axolotl195 When the timing is just right in the world. Nice. Don't disobey the first and big rule.
seeing Lady Dimitrescu behind Mark when they brought that up killed me XD
@@nyarlathotep194 Same! He broke the rules too! That's why he perished multiple times. Editing always at a comedic high level lol
ah yes, the red eyed, rabies carrying goats are super cute, aren't they?
I love how they react calmly to Anna as if she is another player but react to Wade as if he’s the monster.
Maybe the real monster is the friends we brought along the way.
Because he is the monster ok Ana treats him like the main threat because he is. Mark and Bob don't really matter to her.
They're out here playing Dead By Daylight on Devour and Anna is a survivor.
Bob: I thought one of the rules was no dating!
Mark: yeah I adhere to that rule
Lixian: puts lady demetrescu behind mark
Time was 3:00
Them: burns Anna’s pet goats alive
Them when Anna is furious: o0o
I love how Anna is treated as the least threatening thing in this game.
They're just like "oh, hey, it's Anna, how is it going, girl ?" xD
Wade: "Anna and i are hanging out in the basement." Lmfao
ofc it's just Anna
@@WickedSk8rGrl 💟🍒
Yeah, I think it is an unintended side effect of her just randomly wandering the house and not attacking anyone. It's like she is just hanging around.
I just love the wholesomeness of Mark and Wade letting Bob find the flowers, it fills my heart with joy
It’s more of a bit than anything
@@ellithejoker1046 It's still kinda wholesome lol
I don't
What do you mean " let" Bob found all those flowers
@@DarianRamkissoon exactly he's obviously finding them without help
Anna: (hurts Mark and throws him on the ground)
Mark: Well, that’s rude!
*_*BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE BUZZ THE HOLE-*_*
Mark: Wade, why aren't you chanting?
Favorite part. XDD
Lesson of the day:
*Don’t run out of purple*
@Spatza tf u talking about
@Spatza wut
@Spatza which god hurt you?
I love how Mark & Bob were more startled and afraid of Wade suddenly appearing rather than Ana roaming around them who's the main horror attraction. Mark even just said "hi" to her when he passed in the first episode lmao
Man i see u everywhere lol
I like ur channel btw :3
@@thatchysaurus5673 Lmao I luv watching on youtube whil drawing. Also, thank you^^
"I found that flower." - Bob, 2021
Man, Bob is really good at finding those flowers. I don’t know what Mark would do without him.
Is it just me or is Ana scarier with her mouth closed when she’s just looming
Yeah
It's just you.
I think its more better looking, like tall lady
@Spatza u good?
@Spatza u good man?
"We haven't heard of wade in a while"
Wade: ⭐🌟wade🌟⭐
Bu duh duh duh duh duh, ☆Wade☆
Wade violently wades into the room
I love how the editors do not miss any opportunities to involve “Azazel” in the subtitles 🤣
"we need 2 more goats"
the 2 goats stuck in the bathroom:
*AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
Mark let them out immediately when he left the bathroom
I really like the subtitle of Bob saying “Oh my god” to “Oh my Azazel”
@Spatza bruh
@UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw that escalated quickly
@@siresquidzy2343 what they say
@@JK-ei7wr they had a comment about how "god isn't real science proves it you're all idiots" that they'd paste in reply to a lot of the comments here, you can see people responding to it in the replies of a lot of the top comments
@@siresquidzy2343 lmao didn’t expect to find someone that edgy amongst Mark’s audience. The original comment didn’t even have anything to do with religion
Theres probably three endings:
1. the bad one you just got
2. the neutral ending where you summon azazel
3. the secret ending where you collect alll the flowers
Nah the roses just give you a collectible robe
@Justifier 900 pinecones, and you get azazel's golden poop🤣
420 likes...nice
Wdym neutral, that sounds like a good ending!
Mark: The key master
Bob: The flower boy
Wade: The guy who scares them more than Ana
17:52 “you guys finish up im gonna wait in the car”
Bob is just delightful
On this episode of "Cooking with Markiplier", we're going to learn how to properly roast a goat. The backyard of that house must smell amazing.
Nah demon goat smells like brimstone it's very unpleasant and Anna hasn't bathed in weeks
Brimstone is like jalapeno, adds a little spice and kick to the meat. And what's wrong with a touch of BO? Gotta admire a lady who's got the self confidence to lift her pits to the breeze and say 'screw society's social constructs'.
@@bloodredruby69 well she really went all out with it that's for sure...
@@brad2400 nj
@@brad2400 She's flying her freak flag high, and I applaud her for that- I'll just do so from a politely upwind position. ;)
google translate is back at the intro
*Dead channel alert*
@@spirit4440 I’m seeing regular uploads and 100k subs how is it dead?
@@Alonzi. i just see him all arround youtube and everyone is calling him a dead channel so yeah got used to it
Prolly replied to him more than 22 times
And yeah memento mori
@@spirit4440 I misjudged you, unus annus
*Dead channel Alert*
Mark: "GUYS!! HOOOOOLE!!"
The Marker: "Make... Us... WHOOOOOOOLEEEE!!"
Man, Bob’s gonna need to see a chiropractor after carrying the whole flower game on his back.
Markiplier: oh look goat
Goat: 👁👅👁
Markiplier: Let’s burn him
Goat: 👁👄👁
cursed comment
@@rixterz11 uncursed
@Spatza Wrong thread bud
@Spatza Stop spamming that in the comments, jeez
"Previously On: Devour"
Me who expected the narrator to say,
"Previously On: The Forest"
Previously On Raft
Your not the only one who expected those types of previously ons
Lol
The forest is sooooo good
Markiplier: *sees the flower*
Also Markiplier: *secretly gives a hint to others find the flower*
Edit: Why is everybody saying that they love me?
Edit 2: Okay guys, I love you too. All of you
Edit 3: AAAAA Iove you guys as well, seriously, these are the best comments that I've read in my life. Thank you so much for the support, for reals, sometimes when I'm down I come here to see your beautiful comments. I love you guys so much. I wish you a nice future and prosperity in your lives
- With love, James
i love you
@@kirbyfan77 thanks, I guess?
@@Jamesonn404 we all love you, James.
@@actuallygray5947 oh, thanks! That actually made my day
@@Jamesonn404 good. Happy people are easier. Jk lmao
2:18
"Maybe we gotta lead it somewhere with, like, hay to-"
"No."
“Have fun with the goats?”
The goats: “and we took that personally.”
Mark: Yeah no dating
Also Mark: *thinks of Tall Vampire lady*
Not just thinks, Lixian also put up the picture in the upper left corner LOL
Its not sexual!!!
Also, did no one hear Bob totally rip the leather on his seat when he broke wind at timestamp: 22:02 ????🤣
@@van5395 its hawt
"only physical no dating"
5:34 What should we do with the goats? It starts with an f?
. . .
*Oh no*
Bob: I thought the cult rules say: "no dating"
Mark: Yeah, I'd hear to that
Alcina: *peeks*
I absolutely died when Mark walked in on Anna running while holding Wade up with one hand LMAOOO
Wait can I get the time stamp for that 🤣
Looks like the timestamp is 13:00 :>
Haha Never noticed it before
_Burns demonic goat_
_Demonic Screaming engages_
" *Probably no consequence for that* "
this is almost a haiku
9:51
Mark: "you all know the rules"
Me immediately: "And so do I"
i love the fact that anna is supposed to be the main enemy but they treat it like she’s just chilling there
How is bob so smart???? He literally finds all the flowers. I bet his back hurts from carrying y’all
it's not Wade finding them it's Bob, get it right. ;)
@@Messorem980 he said Bob, just saying.
@@Messorem980 they said Bob though?? 😭😭
'Previously on"
me: the forest?
"devour"
:0
I thought the same thing 😂
they better don't give up forest just yet
@@TranquilBird Agreed, it's too good.
Mark: *stares at flower for 5 min hinting twords the location*
Bob: hEy I fOuNd A fLoWeR
Mark: nice find
Twords? Was that a typo?
3:06 "I adhere to that rule" Alcina pops her head over his shoulder. XD
"she's nowhere near us"
I knew in that moment Mark was gonna get got
I love how Mark and Bob find Wade more terrifying than the actual monster walking around...
What's supposed to be creppy: Ana
What is actually scary: Wade appearing out of nowhere
First time he did it I actually jumped, because all my brain registered was the door opening on its own and then Wade walks through and I started laughing at how I got jump scared at the same time as Mark and Bob
19:05 reminded me of fanaf 5 when you just had to check all the doors for anna lmao
Wade: Casually sauntering through doors and startling Mark and Bob
Bob: Flower finder
Mark: Assistant to the flower finder
They should call this game “Hey I found a flower”
Bob said those words as I read your comment hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
You mean _Bob_ found a flower
Alright you got me, here’s a thumbs up.
well mark found them and bob called them out, USUALLY
@@howdyitsSnoog SAME
Them congratulating Bob on finding all the flowers is simultaneously hilarious and wholesome
Mark "not noticing" the flower so Bob could find it is the purest thing in my life and i want that
Mark's gone full circle... first: When goats join cults, now: When cults join goats
"I only crave physical connections" - Mark "not a masochist" iplier
1:08 why is Ana just casually waddling out the door so funny
No one :
Absolutely no one :
Wade:
Bob : “I found a flower!”
Mark: “oh good job!” 😂
Mark: “There will be more At Dead of Night”
Also Mark: *Uploads everything else*
He at least uploaded a couple
No Minecraft? :(
Bring back my man Jimmy
first bitccckl ;v
The disappointment is soul-crushing
Some lonely dude kept leaving her flowers, but she was too intrested in summoning her own personal demon boyfriend.
12:31 My heart can't take this, editors.
*Anna runs into the room holding bob by the throat*
Mark: oh hey bob.
Bob: hey guys.
Mark: "I adhere to that.. rule" (not dating in the cult)
Lady Dimitrescu: *pardon*
*simpiplier activate*
I love how everyone's talking about lady D and not his actual girlfriend
Edit: somehow I *didn't* see her head poking out behind him, now I understand. I am stupid
@@theaski haha yeah I think its because of the like 0.5 seconds where she pops up by his face
@@theaski (to the edit) LMAO ITS OKAY I HAD TO REPLAY IT LIKE THREE TIMES TO SEE WTF IT WAS THAT POPPED UP
This went from a chill session to “let’s speedrun our deaths”
I love how Mark finds the flowers and then waits for Bob to notice them before getting the flowers.
At 10:20 when they say “OH MY GOD” the editors wrote “oh my Azazel” and I just think that’s SUCH attention to detail, it was super quick but I caught it and man that gave me a good laugh 🤣 I love these editors 🥺❤️
Anna went from a joke to a serious threat after the insane speed boost.
Mark: still cracking out the best of content
Everyone in quarantine: *happy noises*
Here before the bots
16:09 I can't be the only person who hears it right?
13:28 I heard someone say my last name?
Much much underrated comment in my opinion 😂
@@sunnyside60 thank you :3
Everytime
Bob: Guys I found a flower
Mark: Hey good job man!
Alternate title: "I found a flower part 2"
0:40 we havent seen wade in a while.
Sam standing at door entrance
Mark: OH GOD
That is not forgettable
Bob : "we haven't seen Wade in a while"
Wade : *nonchalantly t-posing in the doorframe*
Bob is the cults make-a-wish kid. That’s why Mark let’s him find the flowers
This concept is actually sending me, the thought of a Make-A-Wish kid wishing to have just one outing with a demonic cult.
@@ndzhelin2651 im sure there's at least one who's tried
@@ndzhelin2651 That would be an interesting movie plot I'd totally watch!
Don’t know if thats the best thing to joke about since most make a wish kids are literally on their death bed? ☹️
@@Lillihierax not always a good 75 present surivie to live full lives