NIGHTMARE AT HIGH NOON | Devour
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Devour has had some updates with new maps and more scary monsters so Bob, Wade, Sean, and I are going to face them head on!
Edited By ► / rad_r
And ► / lixiantv
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted - Hry
JAMES
The best character in all of gaming
Lol love it keep it up
JAMES
why doesn't this have more likes?
JAMES
The fact that it censored “BUMBUM” will never not be funny. It’s a game about a cult that murders people but god forbid you see the word “bum” in chat
@@CZcams.Pigeon I- what?? Where did that come from lmfao
@@amandinhanmagalhaes it also has the same meaning in english... that's not the reason.
Blood everywhere and a goat statue with dem tiddies...but NO NAUGHTY WORDS!
@@amandinhanmagalhaes imagine making a horror game with blood, sacrifice, death and ghosts/demons but forbidding the word "butt" lol this is hilarious
@@CZcams.Pigeon I assume you're a racist trying to cover your tracks?
The "I'll paraphrase, dear Mary, paragraph, James!" Did not get the recognition it deserved. That was gold.
What’s the timestamp lmao that’s like my favorite part?
@@Boopoonaenae 13:46
JAMES.
12:30
Bob: So put it in there!
Sean: *frustrated Irish noises*
Bob: *somehow easily understood wtf Sean said*
Wade afterwards: "James"
*I cAAAAAAAAnt-*
James: I don’t speak like that.
The boys: *Hootin and hollerin*
@Beast 😈 2 thats fucked up
Nightmare fuel
What a poor james😂
Thing is James is not the Possessed. Sam is. Each Possessed is a different playable character you can pick. Meaning new maps will be coming out.
Please give me attention, Markiplier is trash
I make awesome content!
Mark, Wade, Sean, and Bob are the best comedy group I've ever seen. Their friendship is just absolutely amazing.
Why are there so many bots
Omg yes!😄
Edit: for the original comment not the replies
My urethra is b l e e d i n g
You've never seen the Vannos crew back in the day or sidemen
God one day I want someone dox these bots
They were playing Prop Hunt in Jack’s channel and now this crazy co-op horror game. Everything is so much better with the 4 of them.
Mustache man
fell off
@Lucid Ferret that's what happens when you change your profile picture. People won't recognize him as much, shoulda stuck with the Jellal pic.
@Lucid Ferret No star stays in the sky forever ✨️
Prop Hunt is back?!?!?!
lixian's "Mark Also Has a Letter" transition absolutely wins this episode.
Damn, 1 year, 1.4 thousand likes but no replies, let me fix that.
@@NotFunctional-ever I'll help you
Doing the accent:
Bob: Somewhat normal.
Sean: high pitched
Mark: Normal
Wade: developed into high pitched demon nosies.
Doing the accent after Wade:
Everyone: *loud southern demon nosies*
All ends with: JaMeS
Caps off with.
*j a m e s.*
Timestamp??
@@sad_tiktoksc4930 The madness starts from 3:20 and goes downhill from there.
@@shaoyukhoo7267 I think the word you're looking for is "better"
"Gentleman Scooby-Doo"
Mark: "Guys I found an expired protein bar"
Bob: "EAT IT!"
Mark: "ok"
this is exactly why Mark did so many stupid things in college because Bob was encouraging it 😂
Yes I watched the video too.
HAHAHHA
oh i think we watched the same video!
"Hey im in the hospital again"
James: Does a ritual for his family and town, regrets everything that has happened, wants nothing more than to see his wife and child again, dies before he can
Mark, Jack, Wade, and Bob reading his notes: *Prospector Scooby Doo who has just had his wisdom teeth removed voice intensifies
Nothing says he can't be both.
Mark: "Guys I found a expired protein bar... I'm gonna eat it"
Also mark: "Hey guys I'm in the hospital again, guys IDK what's wrong with my intestine."
You know, honestly, are his intestine issues caused by HIM NEVER CHEWING HIS FOOD
@@parmesanwench dislike!
@@parmesanwench bet he didn't chew that protein bar!
@@patricktena2316 if this a joke it’s a hella confusing one
@@z0is0i your whole life is confusing probably...
Mark ate the expired protein snack to see if his body could take it. He's not a masochist. It's all about power
Hey, that's some respectable power right there
I love this comment so goddamn much.
It's to see how much his body can take!
@@tamplarujr32 Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughing
@@tamplarujr32 Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughing
They started the voices as cowboys and then it "slowly" transformed into Mark's version of Itward voice for Jame's notes lol
damn, a fran bow reference, crazy
That's where I recognized it from!
I’m Herschel!
ITWARD!!!!!!!!
Fran bow
I love how easily Jack adopts the western lingo.
"Hey I found that key"
"Well I didn't hear YOU hootin' n' hollerin' "
I love how Mark's in a phase where he plays these games with people, then immediately rushes off to lose them and do his own thing.
He's like that one friend in co-op games that always rushes ahead in the map and almost always gets their shit rocked in a hilarious way for it
I love that Mark, Bob, Wade and Jack have been playing together for at least 6 years, they make such a great chaotic team
yeah man, its amazing.
i think mark has known bob & wade since college.
i ligit thought your pfp was a hair on my screen
@@maiamoo9533 you're not the only one Lmao
@@johnacsagal5041 lmaooo
Wade: “To beat the game we must unlock the box and get the book.”
Markiplier: “Is it time to go home now?”
i don't understand the joke. enlighten me?
No one wants to be a winner like you
@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 Wade was explaining how to play the game and Mark said "Why don't we just go home?"
OP just worded it weird
Game developers: creates game about demonic cults, death, and rituals.
Mark: has BumBum as username
Game Developers: *so you have chosen death*
9:17 Bob's laugh at Mark's censored username and almost dying is one of the best laughs he's ever had
Mark: (eats expired protein bar that is probably fermented like Sean said) hey guys I'm back in the hospital for the 10th time
weird reply sorry but name buddies!!
@@zstevenson8416 yo same
@@zstevenson8416 Oh woah, that's crazy.
if its fermented he probably got high
@@aceevira5379 you think so? I've never heard of fermentation making people high but maybe. I always thought it just made people drunk.
I always love it when Mark gets together with Sean, Bob and Wade. They’re so funny together.
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter
They really are, I love watching them
The fact that literally every reply to this comment have been bots amazes me
Welcome to 2016
@@Sheelovequann you are so unfunny
bob running away yelling "HE SHOT ME" as mark passes him happily continuing toward the monster
Wade's quick, snappy pronunciation of the name "James" has me in tears 🤣
Wade:
**Sounds of a stroke survivor**
"JAMES!"
This group playing together will never get old. It’s honestly just the greatest
Any game they do. Any scenario. They always find a way to make it welcoming and entertaining.
Its been that way since 2015 and it still is.
Lixian's face is like, "jeez, now even Wade is telling me what to do?"
I love how Jack, the Irishman of the group, does the best prospector voice out of the others. What makes it funnier is how Irish immigrants came to America in the thousands and moved into the west so it makes it gold (history pun fully intended)
When they all did the “James voice” I laughed so hard 😂🤣
IKR I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING
That was the best Western slang I've heard for a while 🤣🤣
and it getting incrementally more insane
Ikr, I love Wade's impression
And then it just ends with *”james”*
The amount of yeehaw energy in this video is simply too strong
also guys it’s clearly called Devour because of what Mark did to that cursed protein bar
Nearly spat my drink out at that one
Omg cant stop laughting 🤣🤣🤣
When they were reading the letters they sounded like the crazy old man from gravity falls 😭😭
@@emilybou9964 Grunkle Stan
@@evthespineconfiscator8652 *Old Man McGucket.
I love how James started off with a funny accent and then quickly deteriorated into a stroke survivor.
Mark screaming for help and being ignored entirely until actually dead was more funny than it should have been.
The way they ended the notes saying "James" in a funny way is just the best 😂
"JMS"
That's all I hear every time and it cracks me up!
For about 3 times...
@@michaelmonstar4276 to each their own ig
Anyone else want to see Mark, Bob and Wade replay or continue their raft playthrough?
Definitely! I hope they do when the game is completed :D
hells yes
@@cathlina42 Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughing
@@cathlina42 Which may be never at this rate.
Yes for sure!
My favorite thing about the protein bar, is he actively looked for the expiration date, went out of his way to check it, saw and read it, and then proceeded to not give a shit and eat it anyway lol
I love it how Jack becomes 100% more irish after becoming frustrated
sean: "i'll be molly, the redhead from ireland! HOHOHOyeeeah"
wade: "take good care of my other wife :)"
mark: "what"
I read this as it happened.
Why are there so many bots on this particular comment?
@@tamplarujr32 i dont think its just this one :(
@@tamplarujr32 report ‘em :)
@@catherinemartin1957 I did, multiple times
Mark: Discovers his name was censored.
Wade: “A ghost walked up to me because I read it.”
@Don't Read Profle Photo ok
"Coincidence? I think NOT!"
It was Bob
Bob*
1:50
Mark: *Guys I found an expired protein bar*
Bob: *EAT IT*
Sean: *It says you must stop him before it's too late*
Mark: *It's too late, man* 💖💖💖
Mark has been infected.
It's only a matter of time before the demon that is gestating inside him gets expeled.
Sean: "Wait, why does the person in the window look like Mark getting pickaxed?"
Me: "Because it depicts the legend of an unreleased Unus Annus video where Mark took a pickaxe to his face. Not because he's a masochist, but because he want to see if he could survive a pickaxe tickling his brains."
“You must stop him… before it’s too late”
Mark
“It’s too late, man” 🤣
5:16 The escalation of "James" gets me every time
Hearing them all shout "JAMES" sent me right back to stupid in-jokes between me and my friends in high school 😭💜
"It looks like Engineer Mark getting axed"
So, in a different timeline, the Head Engineer entered a wormhole that transported him into the mining town of Mercy and then violently got a pickaxe put through his teeth by a Possessed Elijah [7:29]
The voices, especially Wade's 10/10.
I love Wade his made me cry laughing 😂😅
I now want Wade to play a character named James just with that voice
@@slitfit it hurts his throat it seems, so probably not but yeah it’ll be funny
Joseph: *Frickin' Strangles man to death*
James: *Im worrying about him*
It is worrisome behavior
Well, it is the wild west we’re talking about
My favorite part is at 11:30 Bob and Sean are arguing over if the building is the saloon or not then at 11:45 Bob just yells "Oh! The Big! He's big! Look out!" And then just chaos! Cracks me up everytime. Especially since Mark just saw Sam go by and just slightly calm goes "oh James is just stomping through the town" or something like that when Sam walked right past Mark. Love it!
Another favorite part is when everything kicks off, I don't remember the actual time stamp off the top of my head, it was after they got the church unlocked and were leaving, but the sound of a gunshot going off and everyone was just like "wtf! What was that?!" And wade just calmly "welp. Sam's awake." Just the funniest to me, bc I can just picture like a teenager that hates mornings just throwing something and it make a loud crash and everyone's just like "welp, yup, he's awake. Oh! Yeah yeah it's a normal thing. Happens everyday, you know how kids are when they just wake up. Gotta give him a sec"... now thinking that and seeing Sam and realizing I'm practically calling Sam a child😂😂
Edit: can I also point out that Bob and wade are like the parents when the four of them are together. Bob's like the mom of the group. I just thought of that when Bob and Sean are arguing about the saloon. Bob had such a mom tone when he was talking to Sean, that calm and soft talk when a mom tries to show her child he could possibly be incorrect with what he was doing while trying to not upset the child more😂 I've noticed it in other videos as well. Like in their GTFO videos. Wade's just the dad that goofs around with his kids and gives them a good laugh, helps where he can to guide them, but generally let's the kids learn by themselves. An amazing friend group! There's always the two people in every friend group that are considered the mom and dad of the group lol. With my friends in considered the mom of the group and my best friend, Samantha is considered the dad of the group😂😂 love it!!
6:02 Imagine a spooky ghost town and then 4 men pop up out of nowhere and start reading notes in funny accents and making random noises😂😂😂
34:05 I love Wade's promotion for their Distractible podcast, Top of the Mornin Coffee, In Space With Markiplier, Bob Things, GO! My Favourite Sports Team! podcast, and the Cloak brand.
I just love that James' voice just descent into uncoherent madness the more notes they read lol
Jack: does anybody have matches Mark: I've got a battery
I love how Mark had no hesitation when jumping onto a cactus @ 6:04 , he's just testing to see how tough his skin is. ITS ALL ABOUT POWER!!!
I like how mark just goes silent and figures out everything before everyone.
I like how mark disregarded the warning about waiting to burn the seventh book until they had all four remaining books and basically screwed everyone over.
Honestly that's the way to go.
@@bubbledoubletrouble don't forget the part where he loses the sheriff book after carrying it around forever and then abandons the clothing store book to revive someone already being revived.
I love how, even as a Texan, no matter how many times I hear Wade read the James letters I still have no fucking idea what he says
Edit: also this bit is definitely one of my top 10 favorites and I'm not going to feel bad about that
Same 😂
Pretty ironic that it's in California
YEEHAW!
I love how they all just try to outdo each other with the accent. It was so perfectly unplanned which made it incredibly funny
Mark's ADHD is so clear during the opening for this game! The moment he isn't actively playing, he is looking around his room and 'discovers' items that have likely been there for a minute that he may have put there at one time
Wade "Casually explains what to do in this new map."
Mark "Munching on an expired bar..."
They started with James having a Fiddleford Mcgucket voice that devolved into like.... drunk PJ Pugipillar? That was hilarious 😂
Ayo, Gravity Falls fan??
Yes
Yes it does
Ayyy heck yeah Gravity Falls, fantastic show
i’m so glad i wasn’t the only one who thought they sounded like mcgucket
5:52 the very short 'James' sent me reeling into hysterics
21:14
Wade:"you have to go around to the right"
Mark: *goes left*
I like how Mark is taking batteries but never press "R"
9:11 I don't know which part is funnier. Mark's name being censored out for being "Bumbum" or Bob's impending laughter that was cut off by near death
Edit: Probably both actually
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughing
I like that this game has pentagrams, a demon god statue (with boobs), body horror, ghosts, blood, and all kinds of satanic stuff, but it can’t allow the name “BUMBUM”. Like I think references to tushies is the least that players have to worry about when it comes to all things rated R.
@@Sheelovequann If that's true then please do us all a favor and watch one of your videos.
Mark :- My name's censored .
Wade :- Oh lemme see ?!
Ghost :- NO !
Wade's prospector voice is the equivalent of a mixture of a goat and chicken cartoon
"Could you come here real quick.. oh youre all gone already" Literally my life in a nutshell.
Trying to gather those guys and get them to listen is like trying to herd cats
@@LinkAlien You forgot to add "on catnip/crack." 😆 Literally everyone I talk to has that vibe, so I just keep my thoughts to myself unless I can text them to get their attention.
14:13 I love how the enemy is like avoiding Mark while everyone else is freaking out. Mark was holding up a note trying to get out the words hey I found another note so he could read it and when he finally got tired of waiting and put the note down out of the corner of the screen you can see the monster leaving the room that he was in Mark goes back to doing whatever he's doing and then around a minute later the other guys are screaming about the monsters chasing them. And now here at 14:13 once again the monster is completely ignoring mark
cause he speaks like southern while others
Love it when you all play a game together. It's like my depression doesn't even exist for 30 minutes lol
The angrier jacksepticeye gets the more Irish he becomes
Jack getting more frustrated and more Irish kills me. lmao
Coming back to this vid after a year and them doing the voice bit for the letters still cracks me up😂😂😂
This is my first time ever hearing that and I never knew I needed something so badly that I didn't know existed🤣💀
Wade’s voice impression of James, looks like Wug’s voice but pitchy
They way theyre reading the notes has ME hollering!
James be like: I don't sound like that
The boys: Hooting and Hollering like it's the mid west
Fun fact: Astronauts actually get taller when in space.
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter
That would be great for me 💪
4 bots for the price of one, that's gotta be a new record
@Savetion Xi 😈 Okay wtf? seriously. what the actual f- is wrong with you?
@Savetion Xi 😈 wtf is wrong with you?
i like that Mark could understand Wade's nonsense prospector voice enough to realize that he'd read the note before Wade
also Mark walking around by himself and being generally unaffected by the paranormal aspects of the story makes me laugh
“that is really wisdom there” reminds me of when i unironically said “i can already feel the wiseness seeping into my brain”
Bro i just love so much when mark plays horror games with his friends , truly makes me laugh
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter
The boys get hunted by Freddy Krueger in the dead of night. Their voices for every one of James's notes they found are funny af! Especially Wade! The best quartet!
Jack saying "That's where you guys live!" is just so wholesome.
When Jack did his voice, did anyone else think he sounded a little bit like the crazy old man from Gravity Falls or was it just me? 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂 also my name is Elijah so it’s always cool hearing that name in video games. ❤️
James sounds like he's getting deeper and deeper into the bottle with every subsequent note
"winning is for idiots". Wise words from wise men
People who lose learn more than people who win
@@CyberLocked agreed
Mark: (eats expired protein bar)
Hospital staff: ( nervous fidgeting)
The dude hunting you is blind and goes by hearing, and he usually doesn’t start hunting at first until you start finding things and it really is on when you find a book and burn it
So them sprinting everywhere is what got them shot so often?
Lixian being tired of constantly making them look like winners, is now my favorite part of this whole video. 😩😩😩😩
I love that the boys have been playing together again! The chaos is great!
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter
@Savetion Xi 😈 fatherless behavior
Why did this comment specifically attract all of the bots?
@@nitrosoup4021 dude, I don’t know! A couple of the early comments did, but man smh
9:53 Look at that detail of the editors! They marked where mark began to read, damn I love things like that! Give them a raise!
9:31 - Oh, Damn! Jack's voice-over of reading the letter sound like Scooby-Doo being drunk, that shit got me laughing so hard. 😂🤣
I love marks content, always a good day when he uploads
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like Markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter
CZcams really needs to fix its bot situation…
Bot comment, 15 bot replies. What is this shit youtube? FIX IT
CZcams pls fix the bots
@Savetion Xi 😈 dude
*sean:* wait why does the person in the window look like mark getting pickaxed?
*mark:* what...? wait... you're right. it looks like Engineer Mark, getting axed in the head
*sean:* it really does!
*mark:* it really does. that's weird. i don't like that
and then when they die in the bg u can once again see mark getting pickaxed, the game knew
plus! a note mentioned the pickaxe killer was named Elijah. my name is Elijah. I killed Markiplier >:]
@@priinglescafe9685 The real killer in who killed markiplier
So two things. One, as someone with a thick southern accent, their accents are 100% accurate. Two, as a horse person im incredibly jealous of how nice those stalls in the barn are.
I just wanna say my heart is so happy with this kind of content that you've been putting out. My favorite videos are the ones where you're all just being yourself and having fun.
Mark: *eats an expired protein bar*
His guts, after digesting expired poptarts: "Ah sh1t! Here we go again!"
He also drank coffee with expired CHUNKY coffee creamer for FOUR days!
You can tell when it starts getting serious and the Gamer Instincts kick in because they all start shouting to let you know they're working together for real now
Mark : Guys, I found an expired protein bar!
Bob, *immediately* : EAT IT
I wasn't expecting this to become a series, but I'm glad it has!
Mark ate that bar for one reason; to make people skip ahead until it looks and sounds like he's not eating in front of a microphone anymore(which is at 4:30). That's CZcams elite tactics. He's all about providing quality for viewers to experience.
Thank you!! The time stamp is appreciated ✨
I loved how the more notes they read, the heavier and heavier the accents get 🤣
Jack reading the note in an accent makes him sound a bit like Fiddleford McGucket-
I thought the exact same thing 😂
I just love their own interpretation of James 😂😂 Bob's Mark's and Sean's sounds like a old prospector and then there's Wade I think he won that contest 🤣🤣
I've been using this video way too often as background noise lol, the chaos of these 4 playing is pretty good noise and whenever I stop to pay attention it makes me laugh, I recommend it haha