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  • You ever just run away and join a cult with your friends for a laugh but then it turns out that the cult was legit and you have to go kill the cult leader to stop them from summoning a goat demon? Yeah, that's Devour!
    WADE ► / lordminion777
    BOB ► / muyskerm
    EDITED BY ► / nerdfiction
    AND ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
  • Hry

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  • @insane9977
    @insane9977 Před 3 lety +7057

    ''we havent heard wade in a while.''
    wade:*standing like hes about to wake his parents to tell them he threw up*

  • @Kousauce
    @Kousauce Před 3 lety +3487

    Assazel: "Recite the unholy words and summon me"
    Peen Cultists: "Buzz the hole, buzz the hole..."

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am Před 3 lety +22

      Ouch!

    • @H2Vic
      @H2Vic Před 3 lety +5

      Gresham to be a part in this life and we do not have a

    • @wolfoftears
      @wolfoftears Před 3 lety +5

      @Angelo Salamanca You don't have to, just appreciate it.

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice Před 3 lety +3

      Sounds like they want 🐝zlbub.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 Před 3 lety +3

      Assassel

  • @ridergilwin1494
    @ridergilwin1494 Před 3 lety +4182

    It’s the little things Lixian does. There’s a few videos where Mark sniffs and Lixian edits a massive nose on his face, and it gets me every damn time. Thank you, Lixian.

  • @plaguepotato6624
    @plaguepotato6624 Před 3 lety +2539

    I love how they are just treating this clearly possessed Anna like its casually Friday at the office. Just like side stepping around her and saying "Oh hi Anna." when she appears behind them

    • @yasminemixon9340
      @yasminemixon9340 Před 2 lety +60

      this would honestly be like a funny comedy. make it mockumentary too

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman Před 11 měsíci +8

      That are supposed to be part of a cult so it kinda makes sense
      Kind of...

  • @ryleyhicks7790
    @ryleyhicks7790 Před 3 lety +7117

    mark: "we havent heard wade in a while"
    turns around
    wade: *standing in the doorway big bird style*

  • @sourgummiworms
    @sourgummiworms Před 3 lety +4432

    the fact that they just say "oh hey anna" whenever they run into the tall, bloodied, possessed cult leader

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 Před 3 lety +180

      "oh hi Mark" vibes

    • @jaythegay7026
      @jaythegay7026 Před 3 lety +42

      mother mother..

    • @buffermanlagger8190
      @buffermanlagger8190 Před 3 lety +108

      I loved that part. Made me think that while Anna was the leader, it's pretty clear who the veteran cultists were. Lol

    • @s0apy-_-bubbl3s
      @s0apy-_-bubbl3s Před 3 lety +30

      @@jaythegay7026 OH ANNA ILL BE WITH YOU STILL YOU ARE THE ANGEL THAT I COULDNT KILL

    • @martianster4759
      @martianster4759 Před 3 lety +8

      You mean the tall, $€>

  • @AdriRaven
    @AdriRaven Před 3 lety +4419

    "You ever just run away and join a cult with your friends for a laugh-"
    Yes, it was called Unnus Annus.

    • @captainpikle7427
      @captainpikle7427 Před 3 lety +144

      What’s Unnus Annus
      (They’ll kill us if you don’t shut up)

    • @waywardknighttolan7902
      @waywardknighttolan7902 Před 3 lety +59

      @@captainpikle7427 *Nudge nudge* First rule of

    • @andymanson3836
      @andymanson3836 Před 3 lety +11

      @@captainpikle7427 It's not against their rules to talk about it.

    • @obduliavarias7568
      @obduliavarias7568 Před 3 lety +50

      @@andymanson3836 I hope u understand that the person was saying it in a comedic way...

    • @jonnyofalltrades6620
      @jonnyofalltrades6620 Před 2 lety +86

      There's a reason why people don't survive leaving cults. We were all forced to leave... November 13th, 2020...
      sometimes i still hear the chanting...
      Unus Annus, Unus Annus...

  • @cas3899
    @cas3899 Před 3 lety +4665

    Bob: "Why did it have to be Azazel?"
    Wade: "Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite."
    Me, a Supernatural fan: 👀

  • @animatorze1140
    @animatorze1140 Před 3 lety +4672

    “Couldn’t have come here in the day?”
    See Mark. That’s why you are a survivor. Or rather, just alive since you won’t be there in the first place. *At night*

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts Před 3 lety +20

      Underrated comment

    • @tiredtracie3371
      @tiredtracie3371 Před 3 lety +14

      Agree

    • @tiredtracie3371
      @tiredtracie3371 Před 3 lety +15

      But it would also be much scarier if it's in broad daylight too lmao

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 Před 2 lety +11

      I agree with you, it's just, in this very particular scenario, Ana would still be possessed in the day, so it wouldn't matter.

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 Před 2 lety +13

      @@thebutterscotchkid2481 everyone knows wight is a sign of safety. Murdewews will stop dead in their twacks if you tourn the wights on, and monstews won't come out duwing teh day. My Mommy said so...

  • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
    @vesperfromtheinternet5588 Před 3 lety +6602

    Cult Devoted To Azazel Shocked When Leader Actually Tries To Summon Azazel, more @ 8

    • @err
      @err Před 3 lety +26

      Myÿ nåmêé

    • @noemiemaurice5551
      @noemiemaurice5551 Před 3 lety +175

      @@dutch__ It's written like a newspaper headline.

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 Před 3 lety +58

      @@dutch__ it's meant to look like a news broad cast title.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 Před 3 lety +122

      "The group fears that she has finally achieved her goal, but with disastrous consequences." Namely, that she finally achieved her goal, the summoning of Azazel.

    • @IBRich62
      @IBRich62 Před 3 lety +43

      Its demons Jim

  • @brandonperry7639
    @brandonperry7639 Před 3 lety +2702

    Did anyone else notice that Mark was just letting Bob “find” the flowers.

    • @andrewconnacher3606
      @andrewconnacher3606 Před 3 lety +120

      Yeah I was seeing that too but Mark can be really blind so I wasn’t entirely sure.

    • @BubblesJsyk
      @BubblesJsyk Před 3 lety +172

      I found that so funny and wholesome lmao I loved it

    • @ghoulishtheories7979
      @ghoulishtheories7979 Před 3 lety +280

      It was easy to tell by Mark's expressions that he was purposely saying random items to make Bob look in his direction, to call out the flower lol.

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 Před 3 lety +1

      nah

    • @sof844
      @sof844 Před 3 lety +29

      @@ghoulishtheories7979 that's so cute😭

  • @astrolewis1832
    @astrolewis1832 Před 3 lety +465

    Bob and Mark: *talking about Azazel*
    Wade: yellow eyes is a fan favorite
    Me: *happy supernatural noises*

  • @zenguin5933
    @zenguin5933 Před 3 lety +2808

    "Sam, why aren't you chanting? Why don't you ever chant with us?"
    What's the betting that was asked at some point in a real cult?

    • @carriecreatescrap5764
      @carriecreatescrap5764 Před 3 lety +96

      Two dollars and my soul-

    • @AnikoCass
      @AnikoCass Před 3 lety +191

      Mom said it’s my turn to sacrifice the newborn :(

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 Před 3 lety +68

      @@AnikoCass Satan said it's my turn to sacrifice myself

    • @saharafortner4177
      @saharafortner4177 Před 3 lety +64

      Sam why aren’t you chanting? Why don’t you ever chant with us? :,(

    • @danandtamshow9602
      @danandtamshow9602 Před 3 lety +32

      @@calebrose740 Lucifer said it’s my turn to sacrifice Big Chungus

  • @GeoToni13
    @GeoToni13 Před 3 lety +2434

    Now we all know our cult chant, say it with me...
    "Buzz The Hole!"
    "Buzz The Hole!"
    "Buzz The Hole!"
    "Buzz The Hole!"
    "Buzz The Hole!"

    • @therealinknation6574
      @therealinknation6574 Před 3 lety +51

      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 Před 3 lety +40

      *yells*
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole
      Buzz the Hole

    • @energeticoutlaw9218
      @energeticoutlaw9218 Před 3 lety +32

      Buzz the hole
      buzz the hole
      buzz the hole
      buzz the hole
      buzz the hole
      buzz the hole
      buzz the hole

    • @honkeydonkey1401
      @honkeydonkey1401 Před 3 lety +31

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @therealinknation6574
      @therealinknation6574 Před 3 lety +37

      nO yOu iNterUpTed tHe rItUal!

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D Před 2 lety +87

    I love how Anna isn't even a jumpscare. Like- she appears behind them all bloody and tall and shaky, yet their response is so chill. Just:
    "Oh- hey, Anna."
    They treat her like a goddamn coworker and I'm here for it.

  • @jennicaloyd7660
    @jennicaloyd7660 Před 3 lety +356

    “Why do we worship Azazel”
    “Yellow eyes is a fan favorite”
    love the subtle supernatural reference😌

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 2 lety

      @Sour Cream BESCUSE ME?

    • @michellekhadorkovskiy8694
      @michellekhadorkovskiy8694 Před 2 lety +1

      And the “hello Nathan I’m Sam”

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 2 lety

      @@michellekhadorkovskiy8694 That actually reminds me of the Brothers Drake

  • @piggychocostitch5679
    @piggychocostitch5679 Před 3 lety +3083

    "So much damned hay"
    That makes sense. Demonic goats eat damned hay.

  • @roddie0152
    @roddie0152 Před 3 lety +3945

    Alternate title: "I found a flower"

    • @cloudyrae04
      @cloudyrae04 Před 3 lety +99

      Better alternate title: "Mark and Wade stare at something right next to the flower while waiting for Bob to catch on"

    • @MikkoSimila
      @MikkoSimila Před 3 lety +12

      Why not: when Goats joined cult.

    • @drakebedolla2430
      @drakebedolla2430 Před 3 lety +5

      nanimo.... nanimo....

    • @Man-oq6jo
      @Man-oq6jo Před 3 lety +20

      Even better alternative: "buzz the hole"

    • @Mikeological
      @Mikeological Před 3 lety +5

      @@cloudyrae04 Mark: _sees flower_ man have y’all ever really THOUGHT about abacuses?

  • @comicgoth666
    @comicgoth666 Před 3 lety +79

    Fun fact! Azazel was once the angel of sacrifices before he fell and the whole reason he's "the yellow eyed goat demon" is because of the scapegoat ritual he was often apart of! He was also apart of a group of soldier Angel's called "the watchers" which is pretty neat for the watchers of azazel.

    • @TenguKannushi
      @TenguKannushi Před 9 měsíci +4

      While this is all true, I must point out that officially this tradition comes from the book of Enoch and is not canonical in Judaism and is for the most part Azazel is still seen as an angel associated with the scapegoat ritual. The idea he is a fallen angel is solely Christian, and even then only found In non-canonical scripture

  • @haleytyrone9134
    @haleytyrone9134 Před 3 lety +504

    why does the narrator's voice sound like she's advertising for a resort😭😭😭

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 Před 2 lety +15

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup Před 2 lety +12

      “Welcome to coyote valley, callifornia. Where the Azazel cults are and the sun is always shinin”

    • @justsomeotherguywithamusta9949
      @justsomeotherguywithamusta9949 Před 2 lety +7

      or about to give a bald man his next task

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +9

      "You'll love the water park, mini bar, goat demon possessing everyone you care about, and the beautiful beaches"

  • @KahokoHinoEEVEE
    @KahokoHinoEEVEE Před 3 lety +3875

    “Stupid butthole sun”
    That’s a thing my coworkers on lunch with me just heard bc stupid me forgot to connect my headphones :)

  • @LeMargot
    @LeMargot Před 3 lety +787

    Pretty much how the video goes
    Mark: keyman
    Bob: flowerman
    Wade: “ominous standing”

  • @CrystallizedFairy
    @CrystallizedFairy Před 3 lety +136

    "Golf With Friends", never heard of that....
    "Cult With Friends" big yes.

  • @insecurebean1233
    @insecurebean1233 Před 3 lety +736

    People with anxiety and get anxious but want to watch this.. here’s all the scary parts
    13:01 “oh....”
    13:25 she starts crying
    14:48 I died
    16:16 hello again
    16:34 aaaaAAAHHHHH
    17:20 more aaaaAAAHHHHH

  • @ElectricDragon505
    @ElectricDragon505 Před 3 lety +9150

    Other Virgin Cults: We must follow the ritual and offer this sacrifice to please the demon lords so they could give us strength.
    Mark, Bob & Wade's Chad Cult: Hey, I found a flower.

    • @mikylie7
      @mikylie7 Před 3 lety +138

      the cults: “wanna join me... for free robux cards?”

    • @Slayer-tc5rg
      @Slayer-tc5rg Před 3 lety +46

      Oh nice find!

    • @CyberMage42
      @CyberMage42 Před 3 lety +88

      *BUZZ THE HOLE*

    • @Mapbim
      @Mapbim Před 3 lety +16

      flower power

    • @b47bobo99
      @b47bobo99 Před 3 lety +6

      I love your animation reviews Animat! 😁

  • @loneliness_is_me
    @loneliness_is_me Před 3 lety +3283

    i like the way how wade said "yellow eyes" in response to the trio talking about Azazel. I was surprised Wade knew about Supernatural

  • @Babyybean
    @Babyybean Před 3 lety +114

    Half the video was Mark finding a flower, standing by it, letting Bob think he found it, then saying," Nice find" every time Bob said that he found it 😂

    • @UnfazedPhoenix
      @UnfazedPhoenix Před 2 lety

      It was the exact opposite of that.... Bob took blatant credit for the flowers because it was obvious mark found them. Mark rolled with the bit. It was all a joke. It's one of their regular bits in series they've done together...

  • @wizardwyrm2805
    @wizardwyrm2805 Před 3 lety +61

    "Invented in the late nineteen tens by John Richard Abacus. Basically just a little meaningless trinket; not useful." I like how even though that's an obvious joke, coming from Bob it almost sounds believable.

  • @vukanbozovic6105
    @vukanbozovic6105 Před 3 lety +4438

    Mark letting Bob find flowers even though he's already found them is so wholesome.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo Před 3 lety +1312

    Momiplier: “F**k you, my child is completely fine”
    Mark when he’s with Bob and Wade:

  • @Gutigwolfe
    @Gutigwolfe Před 3 lety +107

    I like how Wade casually strolls in and its the scariest thing ever.

  • @rhnnsm21
    @rhnnsm21 Před 3 lety +79

    "I don't like the way you wave your hay at me..."
    "Yup!"

  • @bonez2881
    @bonez2881 Před 3 lety +1983

    "is this a taser flashlight?"
    *charges toward Mark*
    "COME HERE-"

  • @solovibes8959
    @solovibes8959 Před 3 lety +856

    Mark: Have you ever wanted to run away and join a cult with your friends?
    Me:........ Potato salad?

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 Před 3 lety +24

      Have u ever tried potato salad with cream cheese? I have a recipe that's a fully loaded potato salad with cream cheese. It's used so you can stab a chunk of potato salad easily

    • @jessicalugo7083
      @jessicalugo7083 Před 3 lety +7

      @@thunderlordabove420 recipe plz? OwO

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 Před 3 lety +8

      @@jessicalugo7083 the owo is what it is giving u the recipe. Just make a fully loaded potato salad and add cream cheese to it to make it THICC

    • @itwasidio1736
      @itwasidio1736 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm sorry, what?

    • @timmyda1st191
      @timmyda1st191 Před 3 lety +5

      Potato salad

  • @THE_SOSC
    @THE_SOSC Před 3 lety +216

    Nobody:
    Bob walking up to a stranger: Hey guys I found a person

  • @novawangen8430
    @novawangen8430 Před 2 lety +40

    Mark and Bob: Where's wade?
    Wade: We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

  • @Michelle-DiPalo
    @Michelle-DiPalo Před 3 lety +1204

    Mark casually luring Bob to each flower instead of claiming them himself, is the true meaning of friendship goals.

    • @CbOt7
      @CbOt7 Před 2 lety +4

      I found that!!

    • @UnfazedPhoenix
      @UnfazedPhoenix Před 2 lety +6

      It was the exact opposite of that.... Bob took blatant credit for the flowers because it was obvious mark found them. Mark rolled with the bit. It was all a joke. It's one of their regular bits in series they've done together...

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 Před rokem +1

      @@UnfazedPhoenix not to be mean but...no shit sherlock???

  • @mudppls
    @mudppls Před 3 lety +1952

    Title: "JOINING A CULT WITH FRIENDS"
    Me, someone who watched Unus Annus: "Not again..."

  • @themadchimera2557
    @themadchimera2557 Před 3 lety +118

    I love how wade just casually makes supernatural references

  • @janiceteague5020
    @janiceteague5020 Před 3 lety +58

    starting a video with bob saying or doing dumb things will forever be my favorite thing in the world

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 Před 3 lety +1139

    Game: **is about a cultist try to summon a demon**
    5 minutes later: *I fOuND a flOWeR*

  • @Hyper_Fixation
    @Hyper_Fixation Před 3 lety +578

    "Joining A Cult"
    Me: Unus Annus, Unu-
    Mark, Bob and Wade: Buzz the hole, buzz the hole, buzz the hole, buzz the hole

  • @paulinaderegowska4757
    @paulinaderegowska4757 Před 3 lety +308

    I love how the Supernatural fandom just casually took over this comment section.

  • @sonjalam3843
    @sonjalam3843 Před 3 lety +13

    16:00 I love how no one reacted when someone went like "Hey I found Anna" and Mark just kept reading the letter as if it weren't the most shocking thing that could happen

  • @beans8239
    @beans8239 Před 3 lety +593

    * Serious game, Anna being in pain, scary goat demon *
    Them: *Buzz the hole buzz the hole*

    • @cherrypopsoda7272
      @cherrypopsoda7272 Před 3 lety +34

      @The Spatza I’m an atheist but that’s really disrespectful. It doesn’t matter if you believe in religion or not, just don’t shame others that do.

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 Před 3 lety +18

      @@cherrypopsoda7272 Preach to the choir of normal people who dont hate on other for having gods, sister!

    • @Leopardwolfclaw098
      @Leopardwolfclaw098 Před 3 lety +4

      Someone please report the Spatza

    • @Proud_Knight
      @Proud_Knight Před 3 lety +8

      @The Spatza There are so many things wrong with this that I'm not even going to point them all out. I believe it should be sufficient for me to say that 'you're just wrong'.

    • @kaitkat3034
      @kaitkat3034 Před 3 lety +1

      Bruh I read that as they said that

  • @tropicalfish1611
    @tropicalfish1611 Před 3 lety +4023

    No one;
    Literally no one:
    Mark: *sees Anna right behind him* “oh hi Anna” *turns around and keeps talking*
    Most casual thing I’ve ever seen

    • @cheemsyboi1411
      @cheemsyboi1411 Před 3 lety +52

      All of Mark's comment are filled with 14 year olds making these jokes

    • @ee3171
      @ee3171 Před 3 lety +102

      @@cheemsyboi1411 Welcome to CZcams.

    • @Seanana_
      @Seanana_ Před 3 lety +68

      @@cheemsyboi1411 Why does him commenting that make him 14 years old? Are you any better calling them out? Rather make a witty comment than be the baby throwing a fit about it.

    • @bomes2084
      @bomes2084 Před 3 lety +27

      @@cheemsyboi1411
      you’re the one with the overused therapist comment format

    • @womasplays
      @womasplays Před 3 lety +14

      @@cheemsyboi1411 honestly
      Who gives a single shit?

  • @omegaalfa321
    @omegaalfa321 Před 3 lety +48

    Mark: Why are you breathing!?
    Sam: i’M JuST sAm...

  • @shyryTsr2k
    @shyryTsr2k Před 3 lety +31

    Mark: *Literally standing in front of the flower*
    Bob: "HEY I FOUND A FLOWER!"

    • @UnfazedPhoenix
      @UnfazedPhoenix Před 2 lety

      That's the point. Bob loudly took blatant credit for the flowers because it was obvious mark found them. Mark rolled with the bit. It was all a joke. It's one of their regular bits in series they've done together...

  • @yurrdburr5137
    @yurrdburr5137 Před 3 lety +986

    "Yellow eyes is a fan favourite" "Sam?" "I'm Mary?" "I'll try burning down the house n' see if that helps"

  • @ilikechiatea6123
    @ilikechiatea6123 Před 3 lety +515

    *literally Anna being possessed*
    Mark: "oh, hey Anna."

  • @Shadowkitten-mf1ot
    @Shadowkitten-mf1ot Před 2 lety +26

    “Now I can’t get stupid butthole sun outta my mouth “ sounds like a great cult ritual

  • @starryest6730
    @starryest6730 Před 3 lety +63

    "Yellow eyes is a fan favorite" damn i didnt know he knew supernatural :) made my geeky heart happy

  • @TheDemonDraws
    @TheDemonDraws Před 3 lety +457

    Bob: "Why is it azazel, why do we worship azazel, why couldn't we worship something cool"
    Wade: *"yellow eyes is a fan favorite-*

  • @theokay-ishgamer
    @theokay-ishgamer Před 3 lety +859

    “Yellow eyes”, “Sam”?? Sounds like supernatural to me

  • @savannah1328
    @savannah1328 Před 3 lety +27

    1:45 "yellow eyes is a fan favorite" tHe OnLy rEaSoN wE liKe HiM iS cUs hE kILleD JoHn

  • @arthurhaack618
    @arthurhaack618 Před 2 lety +18

    1:24 literally every horror movie ever

  • @StarRose108
    @StarRose108 Před 3 lety +885

    "She became obsessed with summoning the goat demon himself."
    This is just gonna be Goatman all over again isn't it

    • @imsimple379
      @imsimple379 Před 3 lety +84

      "Fuck you, Goatman!"
      "I disrespect your bridge, Goatman!"
      "It's MY bridge now!"

    • @cybermagic0
      @cybermagic0 Před 3 lety +18

      @@imsimple379 ah, yes, a fellow BuzzFeed unsolved Network watcher

    • @robinobregon387
      @robinobregon387 Před 3 lety +10

      @@imsimple379 I see you're a man of culture

    • @dyanhillman5574
      @dyanhillman5574 Před 3 lety +7

      I think I'm a Shaniac

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 Před 3 lety +13

      I DANCE ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN

  • @transwithnoplans
    @transwithnoplans Před 3 lety +510

    “Yellow eyes is a fan favorite”
    *Supernatural fandom in agony*

  • @squirrelflight1068
    @squirrelflight1068 Před 2 lety +14

    Bob: Why do we worship Azazel?
    Wade: Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite.
    Me who was just watching Supernatural before I was kicked off the tv: GET SAM AND DEAN!!!
    also 1:32 for my future refrence.

  • @grimmzicle9965
    @grimmzicle9965 Před 3 lety +41

    Wade throwing in the casual supernatural references made my day!

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 Před 3 lety +803

    "i'll try burning down the house, see if that gets us inside"
    game logic, good game logic

    • @JakNekon
      @JakNekon Před 3 lety +8

      FLAWLESS LOGIC!

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 Před 3 lety +14

      @The Spatza ya know. i always wondered what people like you are trying to achieve with this. you don't even have a solid reason, it seems as though your only goal is to make people mad. like, is this gonna help you get a job? help you get a gf? no, no it's not. you affect nobody at all, and you don't even affect yourself. you're so useless that you can't even change your own life, something you have complete control over! imagine that!

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Před 3 lety

      gotta love game logic :^)

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du Před 3 lety +1

      @@jockeyfield1954 Stop!! He's/She's Already Dead!!!
      (Jk, keep going, teach that fool!)

    • @ronaldcarlson198
      @ronaldcarlson198 Před 3 lety

      @@jockeyfield1954 I mean, do you have solid evidence that there is a god? And don't say "The Bible" or "Jesus died to save us" or any of that shit

  • @atenona
    @atenona Před 3 lety +465

    "we haven't heard wade in a while-"
    *glowing sam? intensifies*

    • @arghyaneedsleep
      @arghyaneedsleep Před 3 lety +2

      @Mr. Dog Sounds like Apple.

    • @rangman8460
      @rangman8460 Před 3 lety

      @Mr. Dog what are you talking about

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 Před 3 lety

      @@rangman8460 Don't ask, and you'll see the light of day once more.
      It's apple, if you don't get it, be G L A D you don't.
      And flee. Far away.

    • @rangman8460
      @rangman8460 Před 3 lety

      @@potatonumber200 thanks sans

  • @alaskannative11
    @alaskannative11 Před 3 lety +26

    Its supposed to be scary but im finding this funny because theyre just casually walking around while Ana is walking around zombie mode

  • @jennarose7
    @jennarose7 Před 3 lety +39

    Bob: hey there's a goat
    Mark: *burn it*

  • @lilyrivera3112
    @lilyrivera3112 Před 3 lety +917

    I love how smart bob is, he’s constantly educating the people around him. Then theres wade who talks about biting a abacus like a candy necklace...

    • @null9014
      @null9014 Před 3 lety +52

      it would've been really useful knowing it wasn't candy when I was 5.
      Would've been real damn useful

    • @sinrj9028
      @sinrj9028 Před 3 lety +4

      Wasn't Bob a lawyer tho ?

    • @lilyrivera3112
      @lilyrivera3112 Před 3 lety +8

      @@sinrj9028 i dont think he ever was I think he just went to school for it.

    • @lilyrivera3112
      @lilyrivera3112 Před 3 lety +17

      @Hannah Nott its a joke... and theres been a lot of other times bobs said a lotttt of other smart shit that wasn’t made up. And wade was... wade

    • @ghoulishtheories7979
      @ghoulishtheories7979 Před 3 lety +11

      @@lilyrivera3112 "Wade was... Wade" - Yup!

  • @GrayHollow
    @GrayHollow Před 3 lety +667

    Mark: “Ana is my breast friend”
    Me (Ana): *fear*

    • @Erbolir
      @Erbolir Před 3 lety +64

      In german, we have a term called "Busenfreunde" which literally translates to "breast friends". It means when you are very good friends with someone.
      So cheers to that

    • @emstink
      @emstink Před 3 lety +36

      @@Erbolir yess we have that too in English, bosom buddies.

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear Před 3 lety +9

      @@emstink YOU BOOB!

    • @thattliahthereitis3389
      @thattliahthereitis3389 Před 3 lety +3

      You could also be nursing buddies? (Breast-fed as babies together, idk.)

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear Před 3 lety +2

      @@thattliahthereitis3389 That's what bosom buddies suggests.

  • @elsietam7153
    @elsietam7153 Před 3 lety +24

    I love when Mark plays co-op horror games with friends! The chemistry with Wade & Bob is totally amazing

  • @oliviawilson7138
    @oliviawilson7138 Před 2 lety +34

    “Why does it have to be Azazel?” “Yeah Goat Demon doesn’t seem very scary”
    Well Marks obviously never watched Supernatural

  • @jonathan7867
    @jonathan7867 Před 3 lety +581

    Vídeo starts:
    Bob - “Butthole Sun”
    The consequences I get for clicking on a video that I thought was going to be just horror.

  • @daringnotdoombringer7085
    @daringnotdoombringer7085 Před 3 lety +274

    Anna: suffering, probably dead.
    Mark, Bob, and Wade: HEY FLOWERS

  • @gerogalvan3227
    @gerogalvan3227 Před 3 lety +15

    I love wade, that immediate supernatural reference in the beginning xD

  • @kobemay2671
    @kobemay2671 Před 2 lety +4

    Love how Wade casually referenced Supernatural, good tv show

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 Před 3 lety +1078

    Title: "Joining a Cult with Friends"
    Me, who has watched [REDACTED]: We must summon THE GONGOOZLER!

  • @desireem.1240
    @desireem.1240 Před 3 lety +1284

    The game: Azazel
    My brain: Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days

    • @llkindle09
      @llkindle09 Před 3 lety +20

      I love everything about this 😂

    • @---Kai---
      @---Kai--- Před 3 lety +73

      Wade did make a joke like that.
      B: "Why do we worship Azazel?"
      W: "I dunno. Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite."

    • @desireem.1240
      @desireem.1240 Před 3 lety +11

      @@---Kai--- he did! I was actually surprised to hear it to be honest!

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 Před 3 lety +4

      @@---Kai--- yes lmao!

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 Před 3 lety +16

      the crossover nobody knew we needed

  • @krystekize5871
    @krystekize5871 Před 3 lety +9

    14:42
    Im dying. Oooh Hey Saaaaam?

  • @prozairex8465
    @prozairex8465 Před 2 lety +9

    3:41 they IQ really amazing

  • @potsbox9584
    @potsbox9584 Před 3 lety +522

    “I fear no man but that thing... it scares me”
    (Wade jumpscaring mark and bob)

    • @pixelknight163
      @pixelknight163 Před 3 lety +7

      @The Spatza Just like your friends.

    • @ronaldcarlson198
      @ronaldcarlson198 Před 3 lety

      @@beans8239 Does that give you the right to disrespect someone for stating their opinion? I am aware that the comment is being spammed, but it is also this person's opinion, which I think should be respected

    • @beans8239
      @beans8239 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ronaldcarlson198 I would recommend looking on their account, dude is either a troll or trying to be one. I think I should at least try to point him out on it.

    • @ronaldcarlson198
      @ronaldcarlson198 Před 3 lety

      @@beans8239 I understand, but you coming at somebody else disrespectfully doesn't seem like the right way to go about it imo

    • @believeorleave438
      @believeorleave438 Před 3 lety +5

      @The Spatza if god isn't real how did we came to this world? if god isn't real who made the universe
      it can't just appear of nowhere? can it? if u don't believe in any religion at least don't disrespect what other people believe in

  • @Bunny._.IsHere
    @Bunny._.IsHere Před 3 lety +692

    Azazel. "AH-ZAY-ZELL"
    Mark: "ass-ah-zeel"

    • @Phalxxx
      @Phalxxx Před 3 lety +16

      Mythologically, Azazel is the demon of weapons, armor, hair dye, and makeup.

    • @hageyanku5011
      @hageyanku5011 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Phalxxx which religion?

    • @daftpunkfan1209
      @daftpunkfan1209 Před 3 lety +23

      @@hageyanku5011 Goetic Demonology, which is a bunch of weirdness a guy tacked onto Christianity in his fanfic, and then gets folded into Satanism.

    • @Phalxxx
      @Phalxxx Před 3 lety +5

      @@daftpunkfan1209 It certainly does have some weird stuff, although the reference to Azazel (and his purviews) showed up pretty early in the Book of Giants and the book of Enoch (respectively), long long before satinism (as least, today's LaVay satanism). Granted, enochian texts are considered apocryphal by most Judeo-Christian sects.

    • @Phalxxx
      @Phalxxx Před 3 lety +3

      @@hageyanku5011 Technically, apocryphal Judaism.

  • @dumbqueerdog
    @dumbqueerdog Před 2 lety +7

    “Yellow eyes is a fan favorite”
    God the Supernatural fanboy in me screamed at that one.

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour Před 3 lety +9

    "Yellow Eyes is a fan favorite" Wade i appreciated that reference. That was a good one.

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 Před 3 lety +1011

    “Being in a cult is more fun, but being a cult leader makes more money”

    • @zeethegodofcheese4933
      @zeethegodofcheese4933 Před 3 lety +13

      I see you Creed Bratton :D

    • @bradyadams8171
      @bradyadams8171 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @oscarna1740
      @oscarna1740 Před 3 lety +8

      Cults are not actually fun in real life. Many are extremely abusive and most survivors have their experiences written off as delusions, don't joke about this stuff.

    • @xX1PenguXx
      @xX1PenguXx Před 3 lety +27

      nah, we rather joke about it bc why not

    • @oscarna1740
      @oscarna1740 Před 3 lety +7

      @@xX1PenguXx Why? It's not fucking funny being in a cult. I barely survived. Just say you hate trauma victims and go.

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser Před 3 lety +247

    Wade's Supernatural reference at the beginning was criminally underappreciated.

  • @jazzytigress9304
    @jazzytigress9304 Před 2 lety +6

    LMAO “yellow eyes is a fan favorite” THE SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE

  • @April10th1998
    @April10th1998 Před 3 lety +29

    Wade: “yellow eyes is a fan favorite”
    Me: “DOES HE WATCH SUPERNATURAL?!😱”😂😂😂

  • @latishavivian8673
    @latishavivian8673 Před 3 lety +816

    Wade: *referring to his outfit* "I'm just Sam?"
    Me: "well, your hair looks better than that Party City wig"

  • @marbenmin5878
    @marbenmin5878 Před 3 lety +895

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Mark when he sees a period in a note: *N U T*

    • @SheyanoDres
      @SheyanoDres Před 3 lety +18

      You had to be there lol

    • @megan7907
      @megan7907 Před 3 lety +23

      It was carried over from earlier in the stream when they were talking about a feud between a rapper and a professional wrestler.
      Now that I typed that out, I realize iit adds less understanding and only more confusion...

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi Před 3 lety +13

      @@SheyanoDres Who could forget Abe Lincoln's famous speech "Four score & seven years ago...N.U.T."

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 Před 3 lety +13

      Context; soulja boy started beef with wwe wrestler Randy Orton. They were reading through the twitter feud and for some reason Randy decided to randomly put the word “nut” in between two sentences. The joke is that Randy is looking for any excuse to say nut at all times.

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm Před 3 lety +3

      Oh, the confusion of those who don't watch the Twitch recordings. I've never watched them live, but I still watch them through his account.

  • @bobbyiaconis7335
    @bobbyiaconis7335 Před 2 lety +23

    Mark:Wades on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been seen in awhile
    Bob: whatever let’s go
    *big supernatural intro explosion*

  • @rakeem3682
    @rakeem3682 Před 2 lety +9

    “Yellow eyes is a fan favorite“ love that supernatural reference

  • @KenjiWasUnseen
    @KenjiWasUnseen Před 3 lety +540

    Markiplier's voice sounds like a talking saxophone

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 Před 3 lety +193

    Otherpeopleplayingthisgame: *chaotic screaming as everyone tries to avoid Anna*
    MarkandCo: hey look a flower-oh hey Anna, scuse us-

    • @KevinEssence
      @KevinEssence Před 3 lety +1

      Yup lol

    • @Xannolc1
      @Xannolc1 Před 3 lety +9

      @The Spatza I'm atheist, but what the random f###? Leave the religious to their beliefs, dude.

    • @Darkfyre1705
      @Darkfyre1705 Před 3 lety +4

      @The Spatza Bad day?

    • @heartifilias
      @heartifilias Před 3 lety +2

      @The Spatza just because you don’t believe in their religion doesn’t mean you get to trash it, lmao. just shut up.

    • @coniloreen
      @coniloreen Před 3 lety

      @The Spatza Um wtf dude.

  • @ericjohnson8222
    @ericjohnson8222 Před 2 lety +9

    The dead pan delivery of everything they say is absolutely fantastic.

  • @killerjane0889
    @killerjane0889 Před 2 lety +6

    I love that Mark would find the flowers but would patiently wait for Bob to call them before taking em. Wholesome af.

  • @azuretangeson7128
    @azuretangeson7128 Před 3 lety +419

    Joining a Cult with Markiplier involved?
    Sounds like [REDACTED] to me.
    Memento Mori my friends

  • @Sakanamoto
    @Sakanamoto Před 3 lety +579

    Them: “Quick bring Ana medicine!”
    Me thinks Ana needs a little more than a medicine kit...

    • @CryoHydra357
      @CryoHydra357 Před 3 lety +12

      I think she might need an exorcist

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 Před 3 lety

      The only people that need exorcists are people with anime profile pics.

    • @ducttape9940
      @ducttape9940 Před 3 lety +3

      @@shuvelstone1331 says the one with a yt channel like that

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 Před 3 lety

      @Purple • Seal and you took personally. It's not about expression, and if it was, would you really perfer that?

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 Před 3 lety

      @@ducttape9940 a joke much?

  • @rendratvandonkereschrijver2912

    Bob: Hey I found Flower
    Mark: Hey nice fine
    comedy gold

  • @nightfall9502
    @nightfall9502 Před 3 lety +10

    Mark: Hold on the game kinda runs poopy.
    **opens audio settings and decreases the volume**

  • @sweatbandsheadband2700
    @sweatbandsheadband2700 Před 3 lety +1196

    Title: Joining a cult with friends
    Everybody: what?
    Mark fans: In other news , the floor is made of floor

    • @Mapbim
      @Mapbim Před 3 lety +28

      "Joining a cult"
      *Proceeds to create a cult*

    • @aykayjay
      @aykayjay Před 3 lety +38

      *[* *r* *e* *d* *a* *c* *t* *e* *d* *]* fans: I remember

    • @sweatbandsheadband2700
      @sweatbandsheadband2700 Před 3 lety +1

      @UCYrfsqRBArWl42hBUlzarqA no, I dont think I will

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 Před 3 lety +2

      And in his recent twitch stream.. he said we can eat people.

    • @thomasgardner455
      @thomasgardner455 Před 3 lety +1

      Russianbadger reference pog

  • @The_Lost_Anomaly
    @The_Lost_Anomaly Před 3 lety +237

    Bob: Hey does someone hear slamming?
    Me: **had just slammed the microwave door closed** 0.0

    • @theomnimushroom5290
      @theomnimushroom5290 Před 3 lety +2

      Perhaps Mark and his friends can actually see and hear everything that goes on in the real world outside of whatever screen you're watching it on

    • @The_Lost_Anomaly
      @The_Lost_Anomaly Před 3 lety +1

      And my anxiety goes brr.

  • @ArcaneShadowPHD
    @ArcaneShadowPHD Před 3 lety +10

    12:59
    Ooooooh...

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 Před 3 lety +5

    17:37
    Mark totally not being a lizard person