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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2022
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    Phasmophobia is back with plenty of updates! Bob, Wade, and I are gonna find out all of the cool new ghosts and definitely not lose immediately!
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  • @DarthViperious
    @DarthViperious Před rokem +7612

    Mark drawing the card of death, screaming, and standing in the open undying whilst everyone around him dies is one of the greatest examples of plot armor I have ever seen.

    • @hylin4179
      @hylin4179 Před rokem +182

      The Death Card does not mean immediate death for the one who pulls it so, u right! LOL

    • @Welpr.
      @Welpr. Před rokem +110

      yeah the ghost was a banshee, it only targets one person until it killes him

    • @thespectacularlymonochrome7891
      @thespectacularlymonochrome7891 Před rokem +98

      Yeah, he was so lucky it was hunting when he pulled out that Hanged Man

    • @tonnynguyen390
      @tonnynguyen390 Před rokem +36

      @@thespectacularlymonochrome7891 when he pulled the hanged man it was actually a the fool which does nothing

    • @christiancasaverdepertica1802
      @christiancasaverdepertica1802 Před rokem +96

      @@tonnynguyen390 No, it turned into a fool because it was pulled during a hunt

  • @livdawg17
    @livdawg17 Před rokem +4951

    "You're on your own now, Mark." **dies**
    That was incredible that the ghost actually went for Wade instead.

    • @cynthiahebert1093
      @cynthiahebert1093 Před rokem +154

      it was a great timely sacrifice

    • @gstheprotector
      @gstheprotector Před rokem +141

      No, Wade went for the ghost lol

    • @user-gg1ud3ie5p
      @user-gg1ud3ie5p Před rokem +107

      There was no ghost, Wade broke his own neck

    • @generalmajor5584
      @generalmajor5584 Před rokem +16

      You can actually see the ghost when Wade said that

    • @Zellogi19
      @Zellogi19 Před rokem +39

      Good chance of it being a banshee as well, because Mark was standing in plain view of the ghost the entire time, but when Wade gets into view, he immediately dies.

  • @blazzered2
    @blazzered2 Před rokem +3356

    11:01 Wade literally pausing the horror, "No, ME!", sacrificing himself, "that's right you're on your own now Mark!", then dropping dead...
    That is just the most *Wade* thing. xD

  • @OsamaNoMaidens
    @OsamaNoMaidens Před rokem +2208

    Mark: sees cards kill Bob
    Also Mark: starts frantically drawing cards

  • @willcollignon6727
    @willcollignon6727 Před rokem +4076

    *Mark's neck gets snapped
    Bob in a muffled voice: "ʷᵉ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵃ ᶜᵘᵖ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ"

  • @SynthesizePW
    @SynthesizePW Před rokem +7300

    Wade: “If you speak, the ghost will find and kill you”
    Mark: *proceeds to scream at top of his lungs whenever the ghost hunts and brings the ghost to him*

    • @Tarcisius_
      @Tarcisius_ Před rokem +202

      Also Wade: fails to mention that active electronics count as talking.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před rokem +65

      I'd say he'd be a good distraction, but he got his friends killed before he himself died over and over...

    • @FlameTheFaithful
      @FlameTheFaithful Před rokem +5

      LMFAO I WAS DYING 😂😂😂😂

    • @Emmy-zg3cx
      @Emmy-zg3cx Před rokem +34

      Yet somehow hes always the last one dead

    • @HadienReiRick
      @HadienReiRick Před rokem +30

      @@Emmy-zg3cx no doubt the ghost was a yokai. Yokais trait is that they are deaf during hunts and can't hear through walls. They must have line of sight.

  • @mohamedeyan2939
    @mohamedeyan2939 Před rokem +3818

    Hey Mark, these are what the tarot cards do:
    Hangman - Kills you immediately
    Wheel of fortune - Burns green = +25 sanity / Burns red = -25 sanity
    Devil - Manifestation
    Death - Triggers hunt
    Moon - Sets sanity to 0
    Sun - Sets sanity to 100
    Hermit - Doesn't allow the ghost to roam
    Fool - Looks like a normal but then reveals itself and wastes a card
    Tower - Forces activity
    Priestess - Revives a dead teammate

    • @ryker8338
      @ryker8338 Před rokem +104

      Death triggers Cursed Hunts for the rest of the contract.

    • @JojoeulisswowRBLX
      @JojoeulisswowRBLX Před rokem +79

      So, Mark just got really lucky with all of those fool cards?

    • @staticchimera6371
      @staticchimera6371 Před rokem +86

      @@JojoeulisswowRBLX It might be a thing where you can only get fool cards during a hunt, I'm not sure.

    • @noahsvirsky9962
      @noahsvirsky9962 Před rokem +138

      @@JojoeulisswowRBLX during a hunt all cards turn into the fool

    • @JojoeulisswowRBLX
      @JojoeulisswowRBLX Před rokem +9

      @@noahsvirsky9962 Then how come Mark didn't die after pulling out those fool cards?

  • @Kad0o0n
    @Kad0o0n Před rokem +1531

    The fact that Mark drew the High Priestess AND the Hanged Man, without him realising how rare they are and both were the fool astounds me

    • @Fantmystic
      @Fantmystic Před rokem +67

      It's always the fool during a hunt

    • @Kad0o0n
      @Kad0o0n Před rokem +5

      @@Fantmystic Yea ik that, is it not rare if its the fool?

    • @Fantmystic
      @Fantmystic Před rokem +26

      @@Kad0o0n the fool is the 2nd most common card

    • @Kad0o0n
      @Kad0o0n Před rokem +4

      @@Fantmystic Ohhhhh, I didn't know thattttt. Thanks for the clarification!

    • @Hex_Glitches
      @Hex_Glitches Před rokem +9

      The High Priestess has like 1-15% chance of being drawn I believe but The Hanged Man has a way larger chance of being drawn.

  • @thatguyderek68
    @thatguyderek68 Před rokem +3540

    Wade: “it can hear you when it hunts so you have to be carefull”
    Ghost: **starts to hunt**
    Mark: i’ve got bad news, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, i’ve got really bad news, AAAAAAH, AAAAAAH!

  • @definitely_not_lea
    @definitely_not_lea Před rokem +3801

    Wade: “it can hear you when it hunts so you have to be carefull”
    Ghost: *hunts*
    Mark: i’ve got bad news, i’ve got bad news, AAAAAAH, i’ve got realy bad news, AAAAAAH, AAAAAAH!

  • @clouddboi6545
    @clouddboi6545 Před rokem +1349

    i like how mark drew 2 of the rarest cards in the game that could’ve both saved bob and ended himself in one hunt

  • @Nemesis087B
    @Nemesis087B Před rokem +1302

    Wade’s sacrifice was the best thing I’ve ever seen. The emotions and the timing were just [chef’s kiss]

    • @rachchchchchch748
      @rachchchchchch748 Před rokem +10

      YES! 👏 And the editing 👌

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc Před rokem +17

      "Bitch I just saved you, you're on your own from now on-"
      *_AAAA bleh_*

  • @billybobjoejacksonjr9170
    @billybobjoejacksonjr9170 Před rokem +2819

    Mark: "OH I'M ABOUT TO DIE"
    Also mark: *continues to stand in the exact same spot and stare at the hallway*

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer Před rokem +42

      If i cant see it it cant see me if i dont move it wont move if i dont run he wont follow me if i- *ded*

  • @Its_a_me_Tara
    @Its_a_me_Tara Před rokem +18370

    Mark pulling the Death card and yelling “I got bad news!” had me absolutely wheezing 😂

    • @meganlovell5225
      @meganlovell5225 Před rokem +1150

      I love that Mark pulls the death card, talks during hunts, and stands in the open but doesn't die

    • @kaseyka5e4
      @kaseyka5e4 Před rokem +507

      @@meganlovell5225 there's always one, we have a guy in our group that always avoids being targeted when making the most noise 🙄 😅

    • @NamesBondHavingStronk
      @NamesBondHavingStronk Před rokem +435

      @@kaseyka5e4 remember last time they played when every ghost no matter what would single out Mark to kill him? Maybe the game is trying to make amends for it lol

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před rokem +255

      @@meganlovell5225
      And despite that, Wade took the blow for Mark.
      Both as a friend, and a betrayal by leaving Mark on his own.

    • @partyintheclouz
      @partyintheclouz Před rokem

      I WONDER HOW TF HE DIDNT DIE XD

  • @nonebody2601
    @nonebody2601 Před rokem +656

    Wade: Okay when the haunt begins the ghosts can hear you now, so we have to be very quiet
    Mark: I have never been quiet in my life and I don’t plan to start now

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ Před rokem +6

      worlds quietest letsplay 👀

    • @YangKurosaki
      @YangKurosaki Před rokem

      ​@@delsol__ he was still talking just quietly lmao

  • @apriatus7811
    @apriatus7811 Před rokem +382

    "Is that the 'Death cup' or the 'Go there' cup?" lol I legit died as I watched Mark second guess Bob and Wade's intentions of leading him astray. lol

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander Před rokem +3106

    11:06
    Wade jumping in front of Mark to take the Ghost’s attack is both nice and evil at the same time.
    _You’re on your own, good luck_

    • @chrono2dragon
      @chrono2dragon Před rokem +135

      The hilarious part is, since it was a banshee, it was targeting Wade and would have done nothing to Mark.

    • @dragonpower0
      @dragonpower0 Před rokem +46

      "It's dangerous to go alone!... Oh well good luck I guess" -wade, probably

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 Před rokem +54

      He knew it was coming for him actually,
      "No? No! Me! It's coming for me! You're on your own Mark **chokes** "

    • @TheRookie8621
      @TheRookie8621 Před rokem

      Current objective: survive

    • @SomeDudeGamin
      @SomeDudeGamin Před rokem

      *music intensifies*

  • @whatevenisthis-4408
    @whatevenisthis-4408 Před rokem +3881

    Mark and Wade communicating to a dead Bob via a silent moving coffee cup is so much funnier to me than it should be

    • @slashen00
      @slashen00 Před rokem +50

      The throwing in the general direction is what got me xD Literal tears from laughing

    • @Pumpkiinhead
      @Pumpkiinhead Před rokem +34

      The *clink* “ooo that’s not a good sign” makes me wheeze for no reason

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před rokem

      Honestly 💀

    • @GreatBumbino
      @GreatBumbino Před rokem +3

      That whole sequence was the funniest thing i’ve seen on youtube

    • @androidaxolotl8311
      @androidaxolotl8311 Před rokem +2

      Best part is, I use this trick all the time when I die in the game.

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 Před rokem +139

    The sequence with Mark drawing cards, the coffee mug, and him continuously managing to somehow survive is easily one of the best Phasmophobia moments.

  • @Wmann
    @Wmann Před rokem +312

    I like how there’s just a type of ghost called “Hantu” in that game, while it’s just the Malay and Indonesian word for ghost.

    • @sniderealism2410
      @sniderealism2410 Před rokem +52

      They also have Obake, which is just the japanese word for "ghost"

    • @Kitty4u
      @Kitty4u Před rokem +34

      They have oni and demon where oni is just a type of Japanese demon lol and neither are ghost

    • @jubileetea
      @jubileetea Před 6 měsíci +11

      jinns are just arabic genies lol

  • @spectrickx1678
    @spectrickx1678 Před rokem +5976

    "The ghost can hear you when it's hunting"
    Mark: **literally says every single word in the Oxford, Scrabble, and Urban dictionary**

  • @sinbingaming4419
    @sinbingaming4419 Před rokem +12505

    the "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW MARK" and Wade snapping his own neck was more dramatic than most horror movies ive seen

    • @nosleepclub5404
      @nosleepclub5404 Před rokem +528

      he sacrificed himself for his best friend

    • @orderofmoo8436
      @orderofmoo8436 Před rokem +889

      And with his approaching death, Wade offered no comforting words to his friend, only a reminder that he was alone.

    • @sanitary_cloak8282
      @sanitary_cloak8282 Před rokem +164

      @@orderofmoo8436 that's deep

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft Před rokem +104

      @@orderofmoo8436 but he was not alone...

    • @orderofmoo8436
      @orderofmoo8436 Před rokem +143

      @@martimking1craft I see! Nearly forgot the murderous ghost that killed Bob mere moments before.

  • @watchvideo849
    @watchvideo849 Před rokem +249

    The fact that the first ghost was a banshee meaning Wade's sacrifice was unnecessary is hilarious

    • @melon4266
      @melon4266 Před 9 měsíci +4

      wait why was it a meaningless sacrifice

    • @watchvideo849
      @watchvideo849 Před 9 měsíci +72

      ​@@melon4266The ghost was a Banshee which is a ghost which picks a target (in this case Wade) and will only look for and kill them. Mark could have gone and given the ghost a hug and been perfectly fine

    • @ikuvera
      @ikuvera Před 7 měsíci +4

      I don’t follow, so it only picks one target but if mark were to hug the banshee he still would’ve been fine despite wades death when he hugged it? (I’m willing to bet wade just wanted to watch mark suffer lol)

    • @jubileetea
      @jubileetea Před 6 měsíci +18

      @@ikuverano they're saying if wade kept hiding and didn't die, mark could've hugged the ghost and been fine

    • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
      @idiomasentusiasticos7954 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@ikuveraBanshees hyper fixate on one person. If the other players just do their job, the banshee won’t go after them. The banshee has one job and they’re gonna get it done no matter what 🫡

  • @richardd3367
    @richardd3367 Před rokem +76

    Alternate title: Mark and friends discover that shooting a porno at a haunted house has the ghost laughing too hard to kill

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 Před rokem +3541

    The game: "This is an update."
    Mark: "Dear god."
    The game: "There's more coming soon."
    Mark: "No..."

    • @metortilla64
      @metortilla64 Před rokem +46

      "Does it say you want the update?"

    • @OmegaEMAN
      @OmegaEMAN Před rokem +18

      lol I just came from that video

    • @DarkJak337
      @DarkJak337 Před rokem +45

      May he rest in peace, soldier was the best part of Expiration Date. "I TELEPORTED BREAD. YOU TOLD ME TO. I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS."

    • @Beardless-Soul
      @Beardless-Soul Před rokem +7

      Best comment so far

    • @danicaperkinson1960
      @danicaperkinson1960 Před rokem +28

      Was that a bucket reference? In this economy?

  • @eudialytepharaoh
    @eudialytepharaoh Před rokem +6832

    The chaos always escalates when Mark is with Bob and Wade and I'm here for it!

    • @raphi6817
      @raphi6817 Před rokem +7

      The chaos escalated with marks boxes in previous video... >:(

    • @DetectiveArmchair
      @DetectiveArmchair Před rokem

      Ifyoulikemarkbobandwadeandthechaostheybringtheyou'llprobablylikethehit podcastdistractibleonany ofyourfavoritepodcastsites

    • @stevenrogers8601
      @stevenrogers8601 Před rokem +19

      Cause you know damn well it's gonna be some funny shit 😂 love these videos and they need to bring Jack back into this!!!!!!

    • @awiseguythatsmorewise
      @awiseguythatsmorewise Před rokem +7

      Stupidity gets worse the more the number of people there are.

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion Před rokem

      You right

  • @jodz7983
    @jodz7983 Před rokem +61

    Mark hiding behind the tripod is the funniest thing I've seen in this game. Then continuing to pull cards when the ghost was hunting 🤣

  • @sliver-fox-thot-patrol
    @sliver-fox-thot-patrol Před rokem +196

    Wade sacrificing himself to try and save Mark was sweet, even if it was a fiasco

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat Před rokem +7

      lmao, he wasn’t trying to save him wade just wanted Mark to know he was alone now

    • @riakun
      @riakun Před 7 měsíci

      That’s actually a really sweet way to look at it, because I looked at it like Wade gave up on the game altogether and wanted to get petty revenge on Mark for being dumb during a hunt xD

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 Před rokem +1760

    "You need to be quiet when the ghost is hunting, don't talk, don't do anything"
    Mark: *screams a top of his lungs when the ghost is hunting*

    • @usugajonathan
      @usugajonathan Před rokem +29

      Honestly it's a miracle he is the last one to perish, the first house he pulls the death card and literally survives, if wade stayed in the corner I bet the ghost would have never found him and it would have been hunting while Mark explored the house and left him alone lmao

    • @thechugg4372
      @thechugg4372 Před rokem +8

      And the worst part, you have to turn off all electronics on you or else the ghost will always know where you are, that was such a dumb update tbh.

    • @coffeegirl18
      @coffeegirl18 Před rokem +1

      @@thechugg4372 It irritates me because I'm not super quick at fast keying and turning everything off.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před rokem +3

      @@thechugg4372 That's... Been a thing for a while. The ghost detecting your electronics and voice has been in the game for ages

  • @Katamaribaby
    @Katamaribaby Před rokem +131

    the way they joke around making poses for the cameras without a single laugh just sends me😂

  • @sethayawnyay7375
    @sethayawnyay7375 Před rokem +229

    Bob: "where are you?"
    My immediate reaction: "and I'm so sorry"

  • @Brethemagicgirl
    @Brethemagicgirl Před rokem +4186

    Wade really stopped the chaos and said “NO. ME.” And he got what he wanted. What an icon

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 Před rokem +14022

    Bob died drawing one card, Mark survives drawing cards like he’s in Yu-Gi-Oh
    Guys, Yu-Gi-Oh’s Author, Kazuki Takahashi have passed away on July 6,2022. May he Rest In Peace and maybe even duel God in heaven

    • @kermanarmstrong5377
      @kermanarmstrong5377 Před rokem +808

      Mark's deck is only Pot of Greed

    • @Prominexus
      @Prominexus Před rokem +201

      DORO! MONSUTA CAADO!

    • @Powerlip11
      @Powerlip11 Před rokem +407

      @@kermanarmstrong5377 correction. He's playing 52 pickup but it's "Oops only Jokers!"

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 Před rokem +422

      During a hunt every card turns into the fool which does nothing, the one he drew after the hunt that turned into the fool though was the hanged man which instantly kills you

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 Před rokem +246

      Also high priestess revives a player

  • @i_have_no_pronouns7037
    @i_have_no_pronouns7037 Před rokem +74

    It's been years since I've seen a markiplier video and seeing that he's still playing with bob and wade almost made me cry. These guys have been together for the longest.

  • @awakendreamer8841
    @awakendreamer8841 Před rokem +39

    11:02 The "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW MARK" got me 😂💀🤚

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Před rokem +1324

    8:27 **draws the death card** "I got bad news, I got bad news"
    **desperately draws even more cards and they all turn into the fool** "I GOT BAD NEWS, I GOT BAD NEWS!"
    And that's why you don't mess with the Deck of Many Things 🃏

    • @Yumekos
      @Yumekos Před rokem +30

      This was honestly such a good video its been a while since I last saw a mark video but i'm glad he's been well

    • @farkascsaj97
      @farkascsaj97 Před rokem +23

      The fact that the deck had a High Priestess card in it and it only didn't work because he was pulling them all during the hunt... xD Although, it was a troll-deck since the last card was the Hanged Man. :'D

    • @astrobabeyyy
      @astrobabeyyy Před rokem +2

      the deck of many things is fun

    • @envy7272
      @envy7272 Před rokem +1

      DnD be like

    • @FanEAW
      @FanEAW Před rokem

      nice dnd reference, the deck of many things is one of my favorite items in dnd/pathfinder

  • @ethanrocks8159
    @ethanrocks8159 Před rokem +1561

    Bob: (draws a card from a deck of cursed cards and dies)
    Mark: Ooh look! Some cards on the floor. (starts drawing multiple cards)

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Před rokem +79

      And than Wade took the bullet for Mark…
      Just to leave Mark on his own in the house.

    • @alexanderstenbeck9156
      @alexanderstenbeck9156 Před rokem +5

      Why would he do this? I think this is so funny! 😂😂😂

    • @LeAlexo
      @LeAlexo Před rokem +46

      On the bright side he literally just wasted the entire deck with zero effect because of drawing cards during a hunt.
      He even wasted a "revive a dead ally" card!

    • @Fatnoob360
      @Fatnoob360 Před rokem

      Uno!

    • @Foreheadie
      @Foreheadie Před rokem +1

      And he got high prestige too, and that could have revived bob

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před rokem +64

    I love how eagerly Wade dives into the great beyond. "Hah! ME!"

  • @Delinquent_Enjoyer
    @Delinquent_Enjoyer Před rokem +79

    Markiplier: *dying*
    The boys: tried to throw a cup at you mark.

  • @dallasrover5515
    @dallasrover5515 Před rokem +1603

    Wade: "If you speak at all while it's hunting it will find you."
    Mark: **yelling and screaming every time the ghost hunts**

    • @partydave1067
      @partydave1067 Před rokem +12

      Seems like these screams scare away the ghost

    • @davidstan8500
      @davidstan8500 Před rokem +1

      @@partydave1067
      Some forever abd akwar, Babe 💘🤘🏼💘❣️?

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent Před rokem +3869

    Immediately reminded me of that glorious moment when mark was screaming while everyone else was locked out of the house and they could hear him dying

    • @newon2014
      @newon2014 Před rokem +82

      That moment is up there with him replaying the entirety of until dawn cuz of Chris and Ashley and the 20+ "No"s followed by a Chica Jumpscare in fnaf 2

    • @KaiTheArtizt
      @KaiTheArtizt Před rokem +25

      @@newon2014 plus the “the firsts night is never ever really hard” immediately followed by China jumpscare in Fnaf 4

    • @skapie6895
      @skapie6895 Před rokem +2

      Legendary

    • @EcoAcid
      @EcoAcid Před rokem +16

      People people people... we need links to these moments

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před rokem

      @@newon2014 The Chica jumpscares 💀

  • @illusion9289
    @illusion9289 Před rokem +69

    32:09 I've found Wade's Defense Mechanism: Aggressive Pitbull noises

  • @SwagAssassin
    @SwagAssassin Před rokem +58

    I like how Lixian is cultured and used the majora’s mask moon

  • @sampdesigns
    @sampdesigns Před rokem +715

    *dying* That whole chain of events with Mark telling Bob to throw the cup at him if he's about to die. Nothing. Then hunting and cup. Then Wade steps in like "No me." *LOOKS DIRECTLY AT MARK* "You're on your own Mark" "whatdoyoumeanOHGOD!"
    So much good

    • @guardiangamescovers5252
      @guardiangamescovers5252 Před rokem +16

      A cinematic masterpiece

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Před rokem +21

      I am so glad someone else pointed out Wade saying "You're on your own Mark" because that was fucking HILARIOUS. I could not stop laughing for a solid minute.

  • @johnsamos3721
    @johnsamos3721 Před rokem +7299

    Holy shit, a high priestess during the hunt AND the final card being a hanged man but switching to the fool... holy shit, Mark just played roulette and the gun fuckin jammed.

    • @ratedsforsisters2717
      @ratedsforsisters2717 Před rokem +608

      I understand that he dodged death and got lucky, but can you explain to me what the cards do? I haven’t seen the new update yet so I know nothing.

    • @greymoon1002
      @greymoon1002 Před rokem +783

      It's because if you draw cards during a hunt they turn to a Fool card. He basically wasted that whole deck by continuing to draw cards, lol

    • @ratedsforsisters2717
      @ratedsforsisters2717 Před rokem +101

      @@greymoon1002 ah okay, thank you for explaining it

    • @juliansoria7733
      @juliansoria7733 Před rokem +766

      @@ratedsforsisters2717 To say more about those 2 cards. The Hanged Man instantly kill the player that was holding the cards, while High Priestess literally revives the last player that died.
      Oh, and Death trigger a hunt inmediatly

    • @averagehuman522
      @averagehuman522 Před rokem +694

      @@ratedsforsisters2717 Tarot cards gives various ways to interact with the ghost while also giving some risks. Like Julian said: The Hanged Man instantly kills the drawer and High Priestess revives the last player/the next player that dies. Drawing Death instantly triggers a hunt, which nullifies (gives The Fool) all cards that are drawn until the hunt ends. The fool can also be drawn normally while being disgusted as another card (in this case, The Hanged Man). The chances of drawing a High Priestess is 2%, while the Hanged Man is 1%. Basically, that was an incredible deck of Tarot Cards that got burnt away thanks to the hunt.

  • @caitolynn
    @caitolynn Před rokem +42

    Honestly the best part is how Mark almost never knows what is going on lmao. There's always one person in the group tbh

  • @LoganSearles
    @LoganSearles Před rokem +251

    Mark: Bob throw the cup were the ghost is!
    Bob: ‘throws the cup in front of mark’
    Mark: that’s not good.
    That’s the part that got me.

  • @ThrusterMcBuster
    @ThrusterMcBuster Před rokem +3568

    The fact that he could have possibly revived bob if he didn’t waste the cards during the hunt is pretty funny

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 Před rokem +284

      seeing him repeatedly draw cards while it was hunting made me cringe so hard. like STOP those are useful mark stop WASTING THEM. never give mark the tarot cards.

    • @its_travis4666
      @its_travis4666 Před rokem +13

      What time is the cards?

    • @thairinkhudr4259
      @thairinkhudr4259 Před rokem +7

      @@its_travis4666 8:23

    • @cherriberri8373
      @cherriberri8373 Před rokem +70

      @@gabrielhenson5751 Never give Mark anything important LOL

    • @iampancake7275
      @iampancake7275 Před rokem +11

      How do the cards work

  • @jonathonfroese4094
    @jonathonfroese4094 Před rokem +42

    When he drew the high priestess while it was hunting, broke my heart for poor Bob a little xD

  • @h_vmpiri9349
    @h_vmpiri9349 Před rokem +24

    17:11 the start of Bob and Mark just going to admire Wade's backside
    While Wade is clueless lol
    Idk why but this was one of the funniest moments in the vid xD

  • @l4dy_darkness
    @l4dy_darkness Před rokem +1750

    Wade: “it’s still hunting”
    Mark: “nah, no it’s not.”
    Wade: *sacrifices himself bc he doesn’t want to deal with the ghost hunt alone.*
    omg I missed the phasmophobia stuff 😂

  • @faland0069
    @faland0069 Před rokem +22

    the change in mood at 30:59 was actually so terrifying and nobody talks about it

  • @KINGSAVAGE-nz6kb
    @KINGSAVAGE-nz6kb Před rokem +16

    Wade jumping in front of Mark to save him was heart warming

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 Před rokem +730

    Bob holding the miror, it breaking, the door slamming shut, and then the door opening to reveal Bob dead was the funniest thing I have seen all day

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat Před rokem +27

      the comedic timing of that whole thing was priceless

    • @js-cm9si
      @js-cm9si Před rokem +5

      For some reason, I read that as "holding the minor".

    • @sandpaperunderthetable6708
      @sandpaperunderthetable6708 Před rokem +3

      @@js-cm9si its mecause it is misspelt

    • @Endervulpe
      @Endervulpe Před rokem +18

      It has the same energy as Mark screaming while watching from Jack's POV

    • @js-cm9si
      @js-cm9si Před rokem +1

      @@sandpaperunderthetable6708 Pight, thanks wan.

  • @adoni7609
    @adoni7609 Před rokem +1263

    Mark has done everything he could to keep himself from quoting space this whole time and now that it's out he's gonna do it with every upload

  • @kira-dk2mx
    @kira-dk2mx Před rokem +12

    Mark tries to draw Exodia and survives. Bob draws Blue Eyes White Dragon and gets killed instantly.

  • @someoneonyoutube8622
    @someoneonyoutube8622 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Loving the new updates. I also had 4 new ghost ideas.
    1. Devil: only reveals evidence during hunts and only hunts when someone says its name but otherwise has 0-5second cool down between hunts.
    2. Fey: can move or take your items or similar trickery based tactics, during hunts saying its name slows it down / makes it stand still briefly, or has a chance to end the hunt.
    3. Anomaly: only reveals clues which do not clue into what it actually is, requires you to test all possible evidences to see what is missing rather than what is present.
    4. A Legion: a group of two or more ghost types haunting a single location hunting on their own schedules but occasionally overlapping.
    As a bonus I would also like to see angels or seraphim put in somehow but im not sure how that’d be done lol

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters Před rokem +1169

    Bob: { *pulls from the Deck of Many Things, dies for his arrogance* }
    Mark: "Oh it's big brain time." { *pulls Death card, then proceeds to pull every other remaining card from the Deck of Many Things, confusing it to the point where it just starts calling him a Fool, having no other strategy for this course of action* }

    • @Kitsuneko111
      @Kitsuneko111 Před rokem +128

      If you pull cards during a hunt it’s always a fool. It kinda sucks really cause he got at least one high priestess which is the second rarest card in the pack (2%) and revives a player. Mechanics such as this that me and my crew have memorised lol

    • @JD867
      @JD867 Před rokem

      @@Kitsuneko111 It ended with a Hanged Man fool, which I thought was also funny.

    • @Acylenn
      @Acylenn Před rokem +62

      @@Kitsuneko111 i'm almost more sad that he wasted a perfectly good hanged man on chain drawing every card in the deck during a hunt.

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 Před rokem +21

      I consider your description of events as canon.

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r Před rokem +13

      The ghost couldn't handle the Sigma energy

  • @paulthecarman3054
    @paulthecarman3054 Před rokem +495

    8:50 He got two of the rarest cards in the game - the High Priestess, a 2% chance card that revives a dead player, and the Hanged Man, a 1% chance card that instantly kills the player.
    Just your typical Markiplier luck

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 Před rokem +33

      Also he prob didn’t realize it, very Markiplier lol

    • @arnava8041
      @arnava8041 Před rokem +7

      Are there The Star snd The World cards like Jojo?

    • @daniparedes3479
      @daniparedes3479 Před rokem +18

      @@arnava8041 Idk if they’re in the game but The Star and The World are based off real life Tarot cards

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 Před rokem +14

      @@arnava8041 yes! In fact, all of the stands in part three up until they make it to egypt are based off of the Major Arcana of a tarot deck

    • @daniparedes3479
      @daniparedes3479 Před rokem +31

      @CreeperCart🇮🇪 The Fool seems like it cancels out whatever card happened before, since he got both The Hanged Man and The High Priestess but then they turned into The Fool and didn’t do anything.

  • @aeroon9991
    @aeroon9991 Před rokem +31

    Lixian is like a genie.
    He has all the power at his fingertips, able to change reality in an instant, but he can only do as Mark commands.

  • @kaelawilson8541
    @kaelawilson8541 Před rokem +43

    *Ghost is about to kill mark*
    Wade: No! Me! *Steps in path* You're on you're own now, Mark.
    Mark: What? Why??
    Wade: *starts convulsing*

  • @kittyk7027
    @kittyk7027 Před rokem +1726

    It shows that Wade really, really loves this game. His level is astounding.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Před rokem +64

      quite phenomenal even

    • @SortofUnpleasant
      @SortofUnpleasant Před rokem +62

      I'm reaching 2k in game. I have 200+ hours on the game. It's not *that crazy*, but its definitely not casual gaming numbers either.

    • @artemiszenjutsu666
      @artemiszenjutsu666 Před rokem +71

      If you seek out a guy called Insym he has dedicated enough time to the game to hit lv 9999

    • @Unstoppable_Unicorn
      @Unstoppable_Unicorn Před rokem +28

      @@artemiszenjutsu666 I looooove Insym! After watching Insym play, watching these guys hurt lol

    • @emily5679
      @emily5679 Před rokem +24

      @@Unstoppable_Unicorn YES lmao.
      I watch Insym and am level ~1000 myself.
      Hearing all the times the ghost touched a door or threw an object and they ignored it was painful 🤣🤣
      Teach them, please, Wade! They know not the secret hiding spots or turning off their electronics!

  • @caedavch.9883
    @caedavch.9883 Před rokem +1222

    Mark’s first card: “Death.”
    The rest of the cards he panic drew: “A tarot; but actually jk, The Fool.”

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar Před rokem +14

    27:40 IVE HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS EXACT STICK THING
    WHAT THE HELL

    • @carelesscamel
      @carelesscamel Před rokem +3

      Ik this is an old comment but that's interesting, you should check out Blair Witch if you haven't. It has that exact stick thing.

    • @frogslovegreen
      @frogslovegreen Před rokem +2

      Before or after the upload?

  • @kristarobertson9406
    @kristarobertson9406 Před 8 měsíci +8

    I wish Mark would do more of these. Absolute favorite playlist!

  • @batsonthemoon4782
    @batsonthemoon4782 Před rokem +537

    When Mark asked Bob to throw the cup if he was going to die then soon having Bob actually throwing immediately as the ghost hunts making Mark yell “OH IM ABOUT TO DIE!!” Is probably the best and funniest thing that happened to me today- I love all of their humor so much

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Před rokem +14

      The humor was increased by Wade saying "No, me!! You're on your own, Mark!", running into the ghost's path, then Mark thinking he was okay for a split second before the ghost killed him

    • @zeebo30
      @zeebo30 Před rokem

      Oh my god that shit had me fucking dying lmao

    • @wissert
      @wissert Před rokem +2

      I highly recommend watching Bob's POV on his channel (muyskerm) to see how much fun he was having with it, plus seeing Wade's perfect interception of the ghost because he could see it while dead.

  • @emilybatty3734
    @emilybatty3734 Před rokem +8937

    Mark: “throw the cup at me if I’m about to die”
    Bob: *nothing*
    Mark: “oh okay I’m good”
    *three seconds later*
    Bob: *throws cup at mark*
    Mark: “IM ABOUT TO DIE?!”
    😂😂

  • @KettleMouse13
    @KettleMouse13 Před rokem +11

    Mark, I just want to thank you. I have been struggling with school, motivation and depression but after watching Iswm, I became aware of how much work you put into that amazing project and it inspired me to work harder. Because of you, I am graduating. Because of you, I mustered up the strength to push on when I felt too tired to work. Thank you for being there for us. It is truly amazing thinking back on how much your channel grew as we grew. I know this is quite random but I wanted to let you know of the positive impact you have on your viewers.

  • @hopem_07
    @hopem_07 Před 9 měsíci +10

    17:55 I lost it when they put the music behind wade LMDAO

  • @Lucas-bb3ji
    @Lucas-bb3ji Před rokem +726

    11:02 In an completely unexpected act of pure heroism and selflessness, Wade sacrifices himself by getting in the way of the *Terrifying-Horrofying-Spooky-Scary-Malevolent-Malicious-Evil-Vicious-Violent Ghost©* to save Mark (who by the time was *CLEARLY* and *UNDENIABLY* paralized out of pure fear), not before using his final breath to tell Mark about how he will have to go walk the path of life alone from now on.
    F for this fallen hero.
    That ragdoll tho, 10/10 would cry again.

    • @syrrith5768
      @syrrith5768 Před rokem +4

      That kinda sounds like an Infernax style ending.

    • @Lucas-bb3ji
      @Lucas-bb3ji Před rokem +1

      @@syrrith5768 Oh yeah, definitely.

    • @syrrith5768
      @syrrith5768 Před rokem +5

      *A Horrible Night to have a Curse plays*
      However despite the valiant efforts of the latest matyr the sinister apparition continued it’s assault on Mark only to succeed this time… and now Bob Wade and Mark wander around limbo with the very ghost that slew them for all time…

    • @Lucas-bb3ji
      @Lucas-bb3ji Před rokem +1

      @@syrrith5768 And they lived *spo0o0okily* ever after... *THE END*

    • @esmeraysan1355
      @esmeraysan1355 Před rokem +1

      F

  • @Flikanik
    @Flikanik Před rokem +631

    11:00 This whole sequence was so funny the music stopping and them saying "no me" and Wade choking himself

    • @redgreed20
      @redgreed20 Před rokem +15

      at first I thought Wade ended the hunt but then I realized he actually just killed himself

    • @ezra2064
      @ezra2064 Před rokem +6

      I fucking cried laughing it was so funny

  • @shejustoli
    @shejustoli Před rokem +15

    Mark: *goes to the safe space creepy room*
    Voice: ~hey~
    Mark: AAAAA

  • @KittyNoodlesPPC
    @KittyNoodlesPPC Před rokem +61

    I was gonna say "Death actually isn't that bad of a card to draw" and then Mark drew The Tower and basically those two in the same draw is kind of the worst ever so never mind

  • @harumaronnet1709
    @harumaronnet1709 Před rokem +1433

    Man I missed watching this game with them. It's so fun to hear them scream and stuff ahah.

    • @cheeseburgerdlx7913
      @cheeseburgerdlx7913 Před rokem +4

      Ikr

    • @appleua4807
      @appleua4807 Před rokem +6

      Same. Glad it's back for maybe a few more videos.

    • @itsmike2942
      @itsmike2942 Před rokem +4

      Ahah ahah ahah ahah

    • @hitmanshivam3889
      @hitmanshivam3889 Před rokem +3

      Go to Bob's channel @Muyskerm there's many more phasmophobia content with Mark, Bob, Wade and Jack

    • @1yakup159
      @1yakup159 Před rokem +2

      Same, i couldnt believe when i saw this video...

  • @hakai9196
    @hakai9196 Před rokem +983

    When the Tarot Cards are drawn during a hunt, they will all end up as "The Fool." Only draw them if the ghost isn't hunting.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před rokem +106

      Mark was being a fool, so it was fitting. :P

    • @callumsjunk5113
      @callumsjunk5113 Před rokem +36

      heart of the cards

    • @TruePlaysStuff
      @TruePlaysStuff Před rokem +25

      Did you also see mark draw the hanged man and survive. I’m so confused 😭😭

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před rokem +54

      @@TruePlaysStuff How are you confused? The OP literally explained what happened.
      " When the Tarot Cards are drawn during a hunt, they will all end up as "The Fool." Only draw them if the ghost isn't hunting."

    • @FlameTheFaithful
      @FlameTheFaithful Před rokem +14

      XD I feel like the fact that Mark didn’t at all listen to the verbal warning: “If you talk at all the ghost can hear you and hunt you down” 🤣🤣

  • @MDreamerIsBi
    @MDreamerIsBi Před rokem +11

    Okay, can we just acknowledge that super seamless animation in the intro?? Damn Lixion, on your A-game, I see.

  • @LordHoth_09
    @LordHoth_09 Před rokem +8

    Wade: hates horror games the most out of the bunch
    Also Wade: knows more about every horror game than the rest put together

  • @amaljacob7795
    @amaljacob7795 Před rokem +797

    Famous last words : "ok , so this ghost is a little aggressive."

  • @BeautifulWaterWeaver
    @BeautifulWaterWeaver Před rokem +482

    "The ghost can hear you if you talk when it's hunting."
    Mark: *Proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs every hunt*

  • @gracemistress
    @gracemistress Před rokem +7

    @28:43 the serendipity thing Mark mentioned in Distractible happened and the light blew up.

  • @tieflingcody7493
    @tieflingcody7493 Před rokem +6

    Mark and the deck of many things would be great.
    "If I keep pulling something good is bound to happen!"

  • @ASMRShanny
    @ASMRShanny Před rokem +4385

    The coffee cup being thrown at mark’s face to confirm he is about to die during the hunt was amazing 😂
    Edit: Omgsh lol wade walking in front of him to save him then instantly dying 😂

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před rokem +278

    8:26
    Mark : _(Draws a Death Card from Taro Stack)_
    "I GOT BAD NEWS! I GOT BAD NEWS!!!"
    Mark : _(Repeatedly gets ridiculed by The Taro Cards by only giving him "The Fool" Cards)_

    • @sunnywhite196
      @sunnywhite196 Před rokem +22

      I know it's a cliché, but the Tower card should've been the one drawn, not Death. Death is more about changes. The Tower is about disaster incoming.

    • @demonicfire1
      @demonicfire1 Před rokem +22

      To be fair something did change he was no longer living

    • @sunnywhite196
      @sunnywhite196 Před rokem +2

      @@demonicfire1 😆 I guess you're right! That's hilarious!

  • @evangelineaudet7242
    @evangelineaudet7242 Před rokem +3

    11:04 that was amazing. Very cinematic. Perfect timing.

  • @prestonbotik1259
    @prestonbotik1259 Před rokem +4

    I'm so happy! Bob, Mark, and Wade are playing together again! I have been listening to distractible but watching them play games together is so refreshing for some reason.

  • @GengUpinIpin
    @GengUpinIpin Před rokem +1143

    Mark : *"BOB NUOU!"*
    **krek*
    Wade : "what card did he draw?"
    Mark : "death(?)"
    **picks up card*
    **draws death*
    Mark : _"igotbadnewsigotbadnewsigotbadnews uh I GOT BAD NEWS"_

    • @moirahime9582
      @moirahime9582 Před rokem

      What card did Bob even get?

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin Před rokem

      @@moirahime9582 death

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin Před rokem

      @@moirahime9582 probably

    • @moirahime9582
      @moirahime9582 Před rokem +1

      @@GengUpinIpin Probably? Sorry, I don’t know the mechanics for tarot in phasmophobia, so I genuinely don’t know and want to.

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 Před rokem +19

      @@moirahime9582 it hunted immediately after he drew the card so he probably drew the death card. the death card causes the ghost to instantly hunt as soon as it is drawn. and if you draw cards during a hunt they will all end up as the fool and do nothing, wasting the cards. so bob drew a death card, got hunted, then mark drew another death card, starting the hunt, then proceeded to waste all of the other cards by drawing them during the hunt.

  • @aprianhamdan1795
    @aprianhamdan1795 Před rokem +421

    11:04 when Mark is scared af coz everything flickers and then Wade comes at the time everything goes back to normal like saying "see, nothing to be afraid of" but he twists his neck after is the real horror movie experience

  • @imakesongsonpianos
    @imakesongsonpianos Před rokem +12

    17:30 lol

  • @apocryphal4878
    @apocryphal4878 Před rokem +4

    I couldn't help but scream when Mark was drawing cards during the Hunt. He drew a High Priestess! He could have brought back Bob!

  • @ilovebeansOO
    @ilovebeansOO Před rokem +754

    “Fun” Fact: The last photo on the board is from the “Amityville Horror” house. The ghost pictured is believed to be that of 9 year old John DeFeo. One of the all six family members murdered by Ronald DeFeo.

    • @joopozo
      @joopozo Před rokem +4

      Damn

    • @denbover937
      @denbover937 Před rokem +6

      Please, enlighten me with this house. I have never heard of this murder or ghost encounter ever.

    • @CrystEarthPaw
      @CrystEarthPaw Před rokem +40

      @@denbover937 What the Amityville? Supposedly dude and his family moved into a house where a bunch of people were murdered, the man who committed them said he was possessed by the Devil. So the family that moved in after, they start having really horrid things happening. The guy wakes up at the same time the murders were committed every morning at first, voices, cold temps etc. you know normal haunting stuff at first, it quickly ramps up. The book itself was really good. I admit I dont get the creeps often but that did give me chills at some points. It's a great book. The family later came out and admitted they made the whole haunting up though.

    • @Swamp-Deity
      @Swamp-Deity Před rokem +4

      @@hylin4179 sorry but how was what den said a joke?

    • @shady_lightgamez2665
      @shady_lightgamez2665 Před rokem +5

      I did a whole research on the Amityville Horror house٫ Definitely my favourite research I HAVE EVER DONE

  • @KatastrophyYT
    @KatastrophyYT Před rokem +3033

    I wonder if Mark and the gang will play the game when the new Sunny Meadows map gets released.
    (or rather when the Asylum gets reworked!)

  • @PIasmaniac
    @PIasmaniac Před rokem +10

    7:46 ghost flies in corner💀😂

  • @tess2241
    @tess2241 Před rokem +3

    my fav (mostly wade quotes) from this video-
    “speaking of skeletons in the closet…”
    *skeleton comes out*
    “oooh he’s uh… slippery!”
    “my advice would be… do better, and that’s pretty much it!”
    “level 1536?!?”
    *”well, someone has to carry this team”*
    “what kind of ghost are we hunting?”
    “a cougar.”

  • @ryankeliher3325
    @ryankeliher3325 Před rokem +417

    The character growth of Wade just saying, “no” and playing professional anyways..

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful Před rokem +7

      That was some serious democracy right there lol 😅😂!

    • @RobertPlays
      @RobertPlays Před rokem +9

      I guess the negotiations really were short.

  • @bigdaddybowser
    @bigdaddybowser Před rokem +682

    I love how mark somehow survives last even though he's doing EVERYTHING that could kill him
    Example: screaming at the top of his lungs when the ghost hunts, and literally drawing like 20 cards

    • @Hex_Glitches
      @Hex_Glitches Před rokem +26

      10 Cards per deck
      Anytime a card is drawn during a Hunt will 100% turn into The Fool which is basically just wasting a card(s)
      The Tower- Triggers a Ghost Interaction [finger prints (if a contribution to solving the Ghost for evidence), moving objects, flipping switches, shutting breaker off]
      The High Priestess- Revives a random dead Teammate, if noone is dead the next player to be killed will come back
      The Moon- Sanity is depleted to 0%
      The Sun- Sanity is risen to 100%
      Death- Triggers a Ghost Hunt
      The Devil- Triggers the Ghost to manifest [Start a Haunt *haunt means the Ghost is a black silhouette and stands still making noises*]
      The Wheel of Fortune-
      Green: Rewards the drawer 25% Sanity. Red: Rewards the drawer - 25% Sanity
      The Hermit- Suspend the Ghost from roaming and stays in its designated room for limited time
      The Fool- A card drawn will change to the image of a Jester and then burn giving no effect
      The Hanged Man- Instantly kills the drawer [can be ignored if a player has drawn The High Priestess in turn wasting the resurrection]

  • @pmckenzie4335
    @pmckenzie4335 Před rokem +4

    "You have to be really quiet when its hunting"
    Mark : talks non stop while its hunting out of fear

  • @goose4898
    @goose4898 Před rokem +6

    Love how no one mentions how Wade's level increased by about 800 since the last episode.

  • @mollybloxham5821
    @mollybloxham5821 Před rokem +417

    "You're on your own Mark"
    Goodness I haven't laughed this hard for a while

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před rokem +3322

    That intro was legendary

    • @TravTravYT
      @TravTravYT Před rokem +17

      Truly a modern masterpiece in video production

    • @joshgrace3018
      @joshgrace3018 Před rokem +12

      The roaming sandwich strikes again

    • @torum2668
      @torum2668 Před rokem +5

      Slive Slaugh Slove

    • @drdinorock9811
      @drdinorock9811 Před rokem +5

      Stop commenting on every single video on the CZcams platform

    • @aoxgam3r274
      @aoxgam3r274 Před rokem

      hhhhnnmm....

  • @wildcard8919
    @wildcard8919 Před rokem +4

    “Man I gotta do some cardio”
    The soccer ball that came out of nowhere; “Am I a joke to you?”