What the HELL is El Arca de Noe? (Furry Noah's Ark)

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  • čas přidán 23. 11. 2018
  • Who thought that combining fursonas with a Bible story was a good idea? This is one of the strangest movies I've seen. I never thought I would witness the Biblical story of the flood featuring a bunch of saucy cat girls
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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  Před 5 lety +11922

    Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie!
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  • @winteriris13
    @winteriris13 Před 5 lety +8034

    *girlfriend freaking dies *
    lion dude: well that sucks, I guess you gotta replace her now

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Před 5 lety +822

      Actually realistic lion behavior... XD

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety +670

      Thats actually the most realistic animal behavior in the film...next to the Donkey fucking anything he can.
      And Deer are sluts

    • @queenpeach6881
      @queenpeach6881 Před 5 lety +263

      Oompa-loompas: *D a n c e s*

    • @felixfdsj6808
      @felixfdsj6808 Před 5 lety +38

      liking because y'know homestuck and shit (besides its a good comment

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto Před 5 lety +61

      @@queenpeach6881 Oompa-Loompa, figgle-dee-fy, you wanted sum fuk, now she went to die.

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba Před 5 lety +18113

    Why is there a whale on the ark?
    They can swim.
    THEY CAN SWIM

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 Před 2 lety +1608

    I love the joke about mythical creatures staying behind because they didn’t believe in Noah. That’s shockingly clever.

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Would be a clever way for young earth creationists to reconcile the dinosaur contradiction

    • @Bully_Biscuit
      @Bully_Biscuit Před 8 měsíci +54

      @@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.

    • @gimo6881
      @gimo6881 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I already see some of that in Fantasy 2000

    • @Cicada2204
      @Cicada2204 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@Bully_BiscuitUnicorns are actually referenced in the bible you know

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Před 2 měsíci +2

      This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.

  • @olliecherpuzi5045
    @olliecherpuzi5045 Před 2 lety +540

    No matter how you feel about this movie, the mythical creatures denying the ark was a stroke of genius.

  • @deadmanwalkin_0422
    @deadmanwalkin_0422 Před 5 lety +4401

    *"I THINK A BUNCH OF HOOKERS WERE JUST WINKING AT GOD"*

    • @ghostinnit7706
      @ghostinnit7706 Před 5 lety +132

      Uh... I dont mean to be THAT person, but he said winked

    • @comedyreliefguy5112
      @comedyreliefguy5112 Před 5 lety +45

      Heavy godly god boner

    • @tape9102
      @tape9102 Před 5 lety +26

      *Are winking*

    • @Bedhead_Brodi
      @Bedhead_Brodi Před 5 lety +8

      @@tape9102 I know that face anywhere! Monoma right? Used to be one of my favorites!

    • @altermelon3663
      @altermelon3663 Před 5 lety +4

      Encripta Wolf *chuckles quietly to self*

  • @matttheheckingweeb3462
    @matttheheckingweeb3462 Před 5 lety +16917

    In this movie, you can tell which female characters are relevant from their hip size

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 Před 2 lety +717

    “Of course. When they’re in trouble they remember I exist.”
    *This is easily the funniest line in the entire movie.*

    • @OliveFog
      @OliveFog Před měsícem +3

      That’s what I thought!

  • @smol.t3dd926
    @smol.t3dd926 Před rokem +411

    I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around

  • @jackhanson3856
    @jackhanson3856 Před 5 lety +3547

    You can't spell ships without
    *HIPS*

  • @unusedaccount9077
    @unusedaccount9077 Před 4 lety +3009

    “It looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought”
    I mean.... he’s literally a mouse..........

    • @mmminister9738
      @mmminister9738 Před 4 lety +21

      My god.... why didn't we notice that b4?

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul Před 4 lety +32

      Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary.
      Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.

    • @mmminister9738
      @mmminister9738 Před 4 lety +4

      @@lumiinesce please don't eat me

    • @lumiinesce
      @lumiinesce Před 4 lety +3

      @@mmminister9738 h m m m
      okay

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Před 3 lety

      The micky mouse furry prositution ring 😂

  • @hi-ougidemonfang
    @hi-ougidemonfang Před rokem +214

    When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před rokem +3

      So true

    • @mercurioslevin1877
      @mercurioslevin1877 Před 10 měsíci +2

      granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked

    • @gaigetucker6242
      @gaigetucker6242 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...)
      Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.

  • @callerunknown
    @callerunknown Před rokem +279

    If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

  • @seanshogun1957
    @seanshogun1957 Před 4 lety +5895

    Saber: her hips are huge
    Deviantart: this isn’t even my final form

  • @c0deanime240
    @c0deanime240 Před 5 lety +2921

    God: Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist
    Best line from god

    • @turtosie
      @turtosie Před 4 lety +17

      Me

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari Před 4 lety +37

      @Herr Hitler Kinda feel bad tbh

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu Před 4 lety +5

      Player One i can tell that the evil one is mocking the Lord as always -_-

    • @quincy9908
      @quincy9908 Před 4 lety +10

      nightlight. What this is a movie

    • @Mynameisntgenji
      @Mynameisntgenji Před 4 lety +24

      nightlight. What are you a fucking plug it was a joke go back to hell and quit trying to be a christian

  • @satinizer8021
    @satinizer8021 Před 2 lety +178

    i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do

  • @MidnightRachel
    @MidnightRachel Před 2 lety +159

    This movie left me traumatized when I was younger, especially the scene where the tiger was talking about fattening the herbivores like why

  • @talkizawa52
    @talkizawa52 Před 5 lety +7919

    Imagine in a Catholic school the teacher puts this movie on. And then the busty cat comes on

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails Před 5 lety +717

      Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way...
      I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking

    • @siobhanm9690
      @siobhanm9690 Před 5 lety +790

      Jesus has left the chat

    • @itsnotgood_
      @itsnotgood_ Před 5 lety +393

      I've heard stories of most Catholic Students not ending up religious anyways

    • @JamesPlaysGames95
      @JamesPlaysGames95 Před 5 lety +236

      "The Catholic Church. we made a few.... changes"

    • @muflon5920
      @muflon5920 Před 5 lety +78

      I don't need to imagine...

  • @vinegar4556
    @vinegar4556 Před 5 lety +2958

    Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him?
    That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.

    • @zacharysazama798
      @zacharysazama798 Před 5 lety +195

      I didn't notice that until I saw this comment. But now that I did, I think it's genius.

    • @evelynh6223
      @evelynh6223 Před 5 lety +380

      A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor

    • @Wildman-lc3ur
      @Wildman-lc3ur Před 5 lety +32

      I can kinda see it

    • @ewew4616
      @ewew4616 Před 5 lety +25

      Yeah it kinda makes sense

    • @thepickleofdestiny4536
      @thepickleofdestiny4536 Před 5 lety +45

      What's crazy there's some races extinct from genocide so imaging god with every.single.ethinicity.it would be mind blowing to see that

  • @rainy4902
    @rainy4902 Před 2 lety +95

    Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?”
    Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!”
    Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!”
    And thus, This movie was made

  • @AceMadness59
    @AceMadness59 Před rokem +31

    "Angel! You left the Rainbow on!"
    That cracked me up.

  • @AutisticSoyDaddy
    @AutisticSoyDaddy Před 4 lety +6367

    "Of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."
    Give that writer an award, that was GOLD.

  • @Eggalus
    @Eggalus Před 5 lety +1794

    How do we make sure viewers know what characters are female?
    I know! We'll make them dummy thiCC

    • @fixman88
      @fixman88 Před 4 lety +18

      tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips

    • @juggalobadbear5551
      @juggalobadbear5551 Před 4 lety +13

      @@fixman88 ...what ever grinds your gears I guess.

    • @eriksulzbach1050
      @eriksulzbach1050 Před 4 lety +1

      Fixy Clary im.... worried to click

    • @Noooo23523
      @Noooo23523 Před 4 lety +2

      @@eriksulzbach1050 its dexters mom

    • @mauibread4265
      @mauibread4265 Před 4 lety +10

      I mean women usually have wider hips than men.

  • @somedude5518
    @somedude5518 Před rokem +93

    These animators be having to much fun

  • @laserbean00001
    @laserbean00001 Před 2 lety +56

    Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 Před 2 měsíci +2

      But...Babel hadn't happened yet.
      Talking biblically, it's not consistent. Historically, it's a fun take but also not how accents work.

  • @mrs.inkspadefangirl
    @mrs.inkspadefangirl Před 5 lety +2198

    *"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."*
    Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie
    Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 Před 5 lety +42

      @Mrs.Sunset the painter Baka I know, that got a huge laugh out of me, lol.

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs Před 5 lety +103

      I personally like "Welp, there goes the sweet and tender mother of my future children" when the girl lion basically fucking dies in front of him.

    • @laurieee1705
      @laurieee1705 Před 5 lety +48

      Lol true tho, people only pray like in life or death situations or if they go to church

    • @FGEddie
      @FGEddie Před 4 lety +3

      I literally made this comment have 1000 likes

    • @alextheglitch1101
      @alextheglitch1101 Před 4 lety +14

      God was the best character ngl

  • @ishallconfuseyou5148
    @ishallconfuseyou5148 Před 4 lety +3658

    "He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!"
    He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?

  • @OMGitsMACORONI
    @OMGitsMACORONI Před rokem +16

    Therapist: pole danceing chicken can't hurt you. It doesn't exist.
    Pole danceing chicken: 9:39

  • @Falcon-doing-doodles
    @Falcon-doing-doodles Před 2 lety +31

    Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip

  • @PACHIC
    @PACHIC Před 5 lety +3110

    Im from Argentina and I saw this on the cinema...
    I still have nightmares

    • @poof9360
      @poof9360 Před 5 lety +16

      How ?

    • @faunaria7127
      @faunaria7127 Před 5 lety +39

      and my mom is a female diconese (idk how it's spelled) and wow. *_we really need to burn down humanity_*

    • @nekokna
      @nekokna Před 5 lety +56

      Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too

    • @poof9360
      @poof9360 Před 5 lety +8

      @@nekokna I'm a Muslim Canadian so I am confused of this furry movie

    • @Zero2HeroX
      @Zero2HeroX Před 5 lety +38

      10/10 best nightmare a panther touch my pp

  • @ferr.6109
    @ferr.6109 Před 3 lety +2370

    25:30 "Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist." This is already the best Christian movie ever.

  • @josephkoester3217
    @josephkoester3217 Před 2 lety +27

    Not gonna lie that ark model is really incredible. Someone spent many many days on that

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 Před rokem +35

    Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.

  • @lizardfishbird
    @lizardfishbird Před 5 lety +750

    Those aren’t the kind of chicken breasts I ordered

  • @FreeSpiritPaulette
    @FreeSpiritPaulette Před 3 lety +4117

    _“An anthropomorphic bull next to an actual bull... it doesn’t make any sense!!”_ *Goofy and Pluto watching this:* 👁 👄 👁

  • @artisticgarbage708
    @artisticgarbage708 Před rokem +49

    28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.

  • @JamieSwitzer
    @JamieSwitzer Před 2 lety +13

    the way Saberspark describes the attributes of women in these movies sounds like he's... really enjoying it.

  • @nirast2561
    @nirast2561 Před 5 lety +6733

    "Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." ok, that's funny, haha.

    • @some_goomba
      @some_goomba Před 5 lety +182

      radu nicolae and unfortunately true. X-) l-/

    • @ShinParisu
      @ShinParisu Před 5 lety +183

      @@some_goomba Only at the moment of death will men make one final plea to the heavens.

    • @obakeii3193
      @obakeii3193 Před 5 lety +79

      @@ShinParisu r/I'mAnAthiestAndThisIsDeep

    • @ShinParisu
      @ShinParisu Před 5 lety +57

      @@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.

    • @obakeii3193
      @obakeii3193 Před 5 lety +15

      @@ShinParisu Nice. I appreciate that because I would do the same thing

  • @jambalaya1779
    @jambalaya1779 Před 4 lety +3431

    Movie: has references for sex
    Karen: MAD
    Actually story for Noah’s ark: ( . _ .)

    • @familyfun359
      @familyfun359 Před 3 lety +76

      Dolph the Milkman no they are like this 🧿👄🧿

    • @summerjonz
      @summerjonz Před 3 lety +56

      That's gonna make it difficult for me to get the uncensored version.

    • @rebeccahall7142
      @rebeccahall7142 Před 3 lety +46

      I mean.. it does look like it's intended for

    • @theshyguy4932
      @theshyguy4932 Před 3 lety +24

      I thought you were Diesel Patches

    • @utigaraptorRARA
      @utigaraptorRARA Před 3 lety +8

      GET THE BOAT

  • @spicy_shumai
    @spicy_shumai Před 2 lety +12

    I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')

  • @csucskos
    @csucskos Před 2 lety +24

    If the movie is anything you describe it, it's hilarious. I mean there are so unexpected things it hits hard. I wish it was remade but with better quality voiceacting and smoothing out the rough plot points but introducing even more crazy shit. I love these kids of trippy movies.

  • @littlecivet4449
    @littlecivet4449 Před 5 lety +1882

    “That means we’re all going to die”
    She sounded too happy about that

  • @valezareinwaldmarone8043
    @valezareinwaldmarone8043 Před 3 lety +3095

    God was one of the best characters in the movie

  • @hoppa_2184
    @hoppa_2184 Před rokem +9

    29:50 Madness. The furry characters shaking their ass sounds like the best part! xD

  • @EugenioScamardella
    @EugenioScamardella Před 2 lety +14

    In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects. Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience.
    This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I was unable to get while my mother was).

    • @Elerantula_
      @Elerantula_ Před rokem +1

      WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK why did they do that choice c__c

    • @magicuniverse4ever647
      @magicuniverse4ever647 Před rokem +2

      Omg fellow Italian here and I had no idea he was voiced by Accolla (but I knew the panther was voiced by Monica Ward), I remember him sounding completely different

    • @EugenioScamardella
      @EugenioScamardella Před rokem

      @@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.

  • @queenandgoodomensfan6359
    @queenandgoodomensfan6359 Před 4 lety +1700

    No one:
    Noahs Wife: *" So we're all going to die "* 🙂

    • @genderlesspotato1857
      @genderlesspotato1857 Před 4 lety +74

      Shes a fucking mood

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter Před 4 lety +78

      She has it all figured out.
      *death is approaching*
      Noah's wife: oh finally. ☺

    • @GeckyWecky
      @GeckyWecky Před 4 lety +40

      We are going to die 😀

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane Před 4 lety +30

      Death is nigh. 😃👍

    • @SerperiorChaos
      @SerperiorChaos Před 4 lety +25

      When someone says that flood is from a rain:
      "I know what a flood is"

  • @dannyrussell7667
    @dannyrussell7667 Před 5 lety +1310

    "Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."
    I laughed way too hard at that

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety +30

      *Cuts to WW2 archive footage*

    • @strawberryjuno
      @strawberryjuno Před 5 lety +20

      SAAAME, THAT WAS THE BEST THING

    • @Doughboy123x
      @Doughboy123x Před 5 lety +19

      So funny because it's true.

    • @tepid480
      @tepid480 Před 5 lety +10

      HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO DAMN ACCURATE IRL

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Před 5 lety +17

      God is basically an overworked tech support guy, except without any accountability.

  • @Tired_asf124
    @Tired_asf124 Před 2 lety +7

    19:54 the song is kinda familiar with Rio 2 when Nigel start to sing on the audition

    • @Potatopatch
      @Potatopatch Před 3 měsíci

      Well, it’s a real song released in 1978, so it’s in a lot of media

  • @elmonlikesfanta1044
    @elmonlikesfanta1044 Před rokem +6

    5:25 when I heard seven deadly sins I thought we were watching anime…..💀

    • @theninjabird9510
      @theninjabird9510 Před rokem

      -Average anime fan

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad Před rokem +1

      ​@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")

  • @brandonmtb3767
    @brandonmtb3767 Před 5 lety +4525

    The bible is NOT family friendly

    • @inkbendy3524
      @inkbendy3524 Před 5 lety +219

      Hmm. Fair point.

    • @themorningping9075
      @themorningping9075 Před 5 lety +139

      The Bible mentions killing you should not read the Bible until you're most likely the age of like 9 or 10 and the movie makes the Bible on holy it must be destroyed we need to get the Pope the Crusaders and the Templars

    • @oopsalltes2
      @oopsalltes2 Před 5 lety +83

      @•o• All three, perhaps?

    • @HospitableSpirit
      @HospitableSpirit Před 5 lety +53

      Jesus was in a relationship with a freaking prostitute

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx Před 5 lety +9

      Indeed

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 Před 4 lety +10465

    Can we appreciate that the stripper was a chicken? You all got to see a chicken strip.

  • @jairocantu9777
    @jairocantu9777 Před rokem +5

    i think i watched this movie as a seven yr old
    uncensored

  • @kitkatpita6703
    @kitkatpita6703 Před rokem +9

    “That means we’re all going to die!”
    She said, calmly.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 Před 5 lety +927

    "Well, there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children"
    This movie has so many incredible quotes, I can't decide which is the best

    • @mysticgirl4722
      @mysticgirl4722 Před 5 lety +9

      OwO

    • @jourteen7795
      @jourteen7795 Před 5 lety +61

      My favorite is "I know what a flood is, were all going to die"

    • @stonkybi
      @stonkybi Před 5 lety +50

      “Of course, when they’re in trouble they remember I exist”

  • @myowncomputerstuff
    @myowncomputerstuff Před 5 lety +1702

    27:58 So let me get this straight. A _whale..._ is going to be saved from a flood... by being kept on a boat.

    • @obkb774
      @obkb774 Před 5 lety +121

      L o g I c

    • @tarry1972
      @tarry1972 Před 5 lety +132

      From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist

    • @thetwelfthsystem7755
      @thetwelfthsystem7755 Před 5 lety +12

      🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR Před 5 lety +7

      It seems so.

    • @a.velderrain8849
      @a.velderrain8849 Před 5 lety +65

      @@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals.
      The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.

  • @dontme8174
    @dontme8174 Před rokem +5

    I remember watching the uncensored on some christian holiday in school when I was in grade 3. My older friend and I noticed the mature themes immediately and couldn't understand how it was supposed to be a religious film I guess the teachers had never seen it before.

  • @CR-ji3kf
    @CR-ji3kf Před 2 lety +6

    i like how zero sounds careless that his girlfriend just died lmao "well there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children"
    wait why is the panther singing i will survive

  • @someoneimportant2870
    @someoneimportant2870 Před 5 lety +948

    *The God in this movie is a mood also being the most relatable character*

    • @milesyuen3926
      @milesyuen3926 Před 5 lety +144

      "Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."

    • @anon_serenade
      @anon_serenade Před 5 lety +9

      yes

    • @strawberryjuno
      @strawberryjuno Před 5 lety +6

      I know, right

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT Před 5 lety +25

      i like this god he is sass

    • @lworthy2518
      @lworthy2518 Před 5 lety +6

      @@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian.
      But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏

  • @m1l22
    @m1l22 Před 5 lety +433

    *_This is the reason why Satan hides in Hell._*

    • @nuclearthefurfag153
      @nuclearthefurfag153 Před 5 lety

      He gay?

    • @user-bl3fo7dz3o
      @user-bl3fo7dz3o Před 5 lety +5

      Nah mate, this is what happens when he leaves Hell.

    • @sonic3224Gamer
      @sonic3224Gamer Před 5 lety +10

      I read "Santa" instead of "Satan"

    • @rectoraakor8843
      @rectoraakor8843 Před 5 lety +2

      This is the biggest misconception people have about Satan and hell. Hell is the final and eternal punishment for unbelievers and Satan and his fallen angels. Satan actually resides on Earth and tries to manipulate and convince people to do evil in all forms.

    • @turtlebot323
      @turtlebot323 Před 4 lety

      Rector Aakor so true that’s exactly right

  • @evei2310
    @evei2310 Před rokem +5

    Oh my god, I remember watching this film as a kid, we had the uncensored version for some reason. Little me was very scared afterwards 😭

  • @entransnake
    @entransnake Před rokem +9

    23:28 Bro he sounds like Donald Trump that's stuck in a mood-

  • @imatiredSara
    @imatiredSara Před 5 lety +1802

    "So that means... *we're all going to die* "
    I LOVE HER 🤣

    • @lunarcat3283
      @lunarcat3283 Před 5 lety +64

      SaraDerps I love how calmly she looked and said it lmao

    • @lxvcid
      @lxvcid Před 5 lety +35

      @@lunarcat3283 same here
      "Really?"
      we're all going to die".

    • @lunarcat3283
      @lunarcat3283 Před 5 lety +5

      M&M_RatPack adoption maybe

    • @jeremyoliver8035
      @jeremyoliver8035 Před 5 lety +3

      she said it so calmly

    • @Robin.xxbinn
      @Robin.xxbinn Před 2 lety +4

      She literally even smiled when she said that- XD

  • @sci-fiaction6576
    @sci-fiaction6576 Před 4 lety +815

    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**
    **THERE IS A WHALE!!**

  • @Noahcrow
    @Noahcrow Před rokem +1

    Bro, you explain things so well. I swear, it first started off with your explanation of why the company that ran scooby-doo fell under, and i was blown away. Hook, line, and sinker.

  • @noahhales
    @noahhales Před rokem +4

    8:21 love how she calmly says that everyone will die

  • @theamiller7966
    @theamiller7966 Před 3 lety +3281

    "I guess Mickey was more of a furry than we *thought* "
    Also Mickey: *a litteral mouse*

  • @commandermickey
    @commandermickey Před 5 lety +1022

    God: *create a people*
    People: *creates this* Its Christian!
    God: *i beg your pardon*

  • @Walrus-fg8ch
    @Walrus-fg8ch Před rokem +3

    Fun fact: the person who voiced king louis is also named louis
    He also formed American jazz. louis prima

  • @JapperKnowsTwoo
    @JapperKnowsTwoo Před rokem +4

    Maybe Noah’s family having different accents and ethnicities is the movies explanation as to how there are so many different ethnicities in the world. They were the ‘first’ family after all. I can imagine that’s how you could explain the origins of diversity to a kid

  • @indyrex5396
    @indyrex5396 Před 4 lety +4973

    Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-

    • @marinacastellanorodriguez9304
      @marinacastellanorodriguez9304 Před 3 lety +206

      God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 Před 3 lety +84

      Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized

    • @Garry503
      @Garry503 Před 3 lety +120

      You: Christian
      Your profile pic: a demon
      This movie: an affront to nature
      Hotel: trivago

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Garry503 lol

    • @Garry503
      @Garry503 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah I’m Christian and I saw it.

  • @euphoric_junebug3776
    @euphoric_junebug3776 Před 3 lety +3407

    *”A flood you say?”*
    *”Well that means we’re all going to die”*
    How can you be so chill-

  • @shinkuakuma1118
    @shinkuakuma1118 Před 2 lety

    This thing was buried in my Watch Later List. Great Video Sabre.

  • @Yuki_Qween
    @Yuki_Qween Před 9 měsíci +3

    I wanna recomend a kids show from my childhood, the show is called "octonauts" it was made in 2010 in britan, the show is basiclly about a group of anthro animals helping and saving ocean creatures and the flora.
    One thing to meanction of the show is that it feels like it's kinda all over the place, but not chaotic, and it's also has more than 3 movies where all of them are on netfilx and all of the show is on youtube, i would really recomend this show, not just because of nostalgia but
    A: the OST slaps
    B: it's genuinly entrenaining
    C: the characters are well made
    D: it's accualy entrateinig

  • @markimlem
    @markimlem Před 5 lety +839

    "when they're in trouble, they remember I exist" alright movie that was a good one

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 Před 5 lety +34

      @Markimlem The best line in the whole film, honestly. 😂

    • @skyzedos7155
      @skyzedos7155 Před 4 lety +2

      Parents and They're kids.

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 Před 4 lety +2236

    when is this world being added to kingdom hearts

    • @professionalperson356
      @professionalperson356 Před 4 lety +26

      Bruh

    • @TheDoctor2500T
      @TheDoctor2500T Před 4 lety +37

      Kingdom hearts 10 in the year 3000

    • @isaiahbuchanan5639
      @isaiahbuchanan5639 Před 4 lety +31

      After the furries all die so that they can reincarnate the souls of the poor kids who watched this movie, bringing the new age of furries. This cycle will continue till the end of time with new fur bait movies coming. Though the production is pretty bad as we saw in Cats they will still come out every ounce and a while bringing the new age of furries

    • @porkboi1142
      @porkboi1142 Před 4 lety +8

      You weren’t supposed to do that.

    • @SE7EN306
      @SE7EN306 Před 4 lety +4

      What ? (are you asking a question or something I don’t get it)

  • @jackahh
    @jackahh Před rokem +21

    I have no desire of checking out the full movie ever but lemme just say I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS

  • @Mary-jm7qx
    @Mary-jm7qx Před 2 lety +2

    after 4 years of waiting i finaly wathed the movie... on my religion class and it was the uncensored version. I just loved faces of my class and the teacher X3

  • @Studoku
    @Studoku Před 3 lety +834

    "I tried my best to find a high-quality version of the original"- I shudder to think what your google history must look like.

  • @callistaberesford7421
    @callistaberesford7421 Před 3 lety +3314

    25:30 - I literally stan God in this movie, he spittin straight facts

  • @haferbreivernichter274
    @haferbreivernichter274 Před 2 lety +5

    I haven't watched this video in a long time and when the David Lynch bit showed up in the beginning, I started to laugh hysterically.

  • @phoemix7043
    @phoemix7043 Před 2 lety +3

    I just noticed the lips aren’t synced with what the characters are saying, so I assume this was made for an intended country

  • @kbarts316
    @kbarts316 Před 4 lety +1467

    “Do you think....god stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”

    • @CariHere
      @CariHere Před 3 lety +57

      Shit man, I'm in fear of what we've created!

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 Před 3 lety +6

      i don't think, i know

    • @hugorodriguez8672
      @hugorodriguez8672 Před 3 lety +5

      @Fatima Galaxy168
      Why you can't tell jokes about him? It's not like you are going to hell for it

    • @hugorodriguez8672
      @hugorodriguez8672 Před 3 lety +7

      @Fatima Galaxy168
      I know that for you this is sacred but I mean, really you go to hell for something that simple?

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hugorodriguez8672 obviously

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 Před 4 lety +1819

    Honestly, this is the only time that I’m fine with Christian parents complaining about a movie

    • @evanv7420
      @evanv7420 Před 4 lety +23

      @Aidan Makes Things I like your profile picture

    • @cakestalker
      @cakestalker Před 4 lety +12

      Why? There was nothing in this movie that warranted any complaints.

    • @isaacgray2909
      @isaacgray2909 Před 4 lety +64

      Props to that person who recommend Veggitales.

    • @admin.slayerenryu5217
      @admin.slayerenryu5217 Před 4 lety +1

      *Yes*

    • @Caercutta30
      @Caercutta30 Před 4 lety +11

      @@bigredwolf6 Singing about vore and shid.

  • @Epic11705
    @Epic11705 Před rokem +3

    14:48
    Ok, I get what KK is saying; because Meloni is Zero’s chosen mate, KK chooses not to insult her out of respect to his royal highness

  • @nightdog4183
    @nightdog4183 Před 2 lety +4

    I have seen it when i was young, i don't remember what version it was but i liked this movie, and *really liked the characters ;D*
    I want to re watch that club scene ngl, thanks Saber. 😁👍
    Also i think that ending scene where Zero looks at Noah, it shows that Noah is indeed died. Noah is transparent a little which might indicate he is a ghost.

  • @koye4427
    @koye4427 Před 5 lety +829

    You should rename your channel to "Christian Furry Movie Reviews"

    • @Flaxdosh
      @Flaxdosh Před 5 lety +3

      That a little too specific think big about it

    • @theflyingbanana717
      @theflyingbanana717 Před 5 lety +9

      The King of Muffins this is a Christian server keep scrolling or you’re going to hell

    • @mymyrrah
      @mymyrrah Před 5 lety +5

      The flying Banana You mean hecc you heretic

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird Před 5 lety +4

      Max Schultz how about “the furry files”

    • @TheLostAge
      @TheLostAge Před 5 lety +5

      Max Schultz And yet there have been enough "Christian Furry Movies" to at least create a Playlist in this channel.

  • @keanureeves6197
    @keanureeves6197 Před 4 lety +787

    “If only we could spend more time together! Especially at night!”
    *_STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!_*

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R Před rokem +2

    Idk, furry stuff aside, this movie is pretty radical in it's interpretation of gods and human religion. The fact they acknowledge that Christian God is not only aware of the other gods, but that they are older and he's jealous of them is honestly genius. I can see why Christians got their nickers in a knot, if not for getting that historically accurate joke, than for the fact that God wasn't a buff white dude. Honestly, the furry stuff was probably an afterthought to them.

  • @maxwellkowal3065
    @maxwellkowal3065 Před 2 lety +4

    Back when Saber had the booming, low-riding voice that gave us all chills

  • @jeredgibb5064
    @jeredgibb5064 Před 5 lety +693

    ''Looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought."
    … I mean, he IS an anthropomorphic mouse

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 Před 5 lety +13

      Huh. I suppose he is. So, if he likes humans, do that makes him what? A skinny?

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 Před 5 lety +1

      I think that's the joke

    • @georgeduke2752
      @georgeduke2752 Před 5 lety +4

      Don’t forget those gloves are sexy af...😳

    • @killmeuwu559
      @killmeuwu559 Před 5 lety

      U hav 666 likes r u stan? And i type bad on prupose

  • @SmartAlec1
    @SmartAlec1 Před 5 lety +691

    Stop it, I escaped deviantart for a reason.

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 Před 5 lety +31

      I'm glad I never went to devientart.
      I just escaped Draw Something 2

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 Před 5 lety +6

      Out of the frying pan...

    • @vegetavsluigi
      @vegetavsluigi Před 5 lety +33

      One does not simply escape DeviantArt.

    • @florbingo9871
      @florbingo9871 Před 5 lety +11

      One also does not simply escape the furry craze alive and unscathed.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 Před 5 lety +9

      @@florbingo9871 Yeah, you'll just end up in SoFurry, Furaffinity, Weasyl, Hentai Foundry, E621, Rule34, and etc, etc...

  • @KatOwO2235
    @KatOwO2235 Před rokem +4

    the internet archive has the uncut version, in HD too

    • @Mystik_Music
      @Mystik_Music Před rokem +2

      Cool
      I've been wanting to watch something weird with my friends

  • @Snow_Sailor
    @Snow_Sailor Před rokem

    I love how this is Saber's second most viewed video.

  • @heruel8693
    @heruel8693 Před 5 lety +6680

    this is pretty unholy for a movie that was supposedly based off of the bible
    edit #2: someone please make an r/whoosh compilation and edit this comment section in

    • @phoenixmarktwo
      @phoenixmarktwo Před 5 lety +45

      What's that supposed to mean... :|

    • @galaxyhunter4515
      @galaxyhunter4515 Před 5 lety +308

      @@phoenixmarktwo this movie has sexual characters for a movie that is supposed to be about the bible

    • @user-bl3fo7dz3o
      @user-bl3fo7dz3o Před 5 lety +265

      No, you see, they’re trying to attract the attention of furries with busty cats (that sentence made me want to hang myself) and then use that as a trap to convert those unholy pagan scum.
      (edit) Shit, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment. Deus vult, anyone?

    • @phoenixmarktwo
      @phoenixmarktwo Před 5 lety +28

      @@galaxyhunter4515 Ah, I knew that was going to be a part of the response to me. I was just worried that they were implying that furries were sinful.

    • @TheBoldImperator
      @TheBoldImperator Před 5 lety +39

      @@galaxyhunter4515 Because the animals on Noah's Ark didn't fuck? If they didn't, where did all the animals on Earth come from?

  • @dcornect53
    @dcornect53 Před 3 lety +613

    There was a guy being sold as a slave... A human guy. I FOUND THE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE PART

  • @lol387
    @lol387 Před rokem +2

    Noah from heaven: "my God what the hell is this movie"

  • @onomuknub
    @onomuknub Před 4 měsíci

    this may be a FAQ but is there a reason why you're doing the dubbed version instead of the original? Is there not a a Spanish version of this film? There are good dubs out there, but a lot of the ones that aren't done by major studios are trash. Might not have made much of a difference for this film, but I'm always interested in the original language. I'm wondering if maybe they went through more than one studio during production or more than one writer/lead designer on this. The character designs and animation are weirdly disparate.

  • @v3ntarii
    @v3ntarii Před 5 lety +484

    *I GUESS MICKEY IS MORE OF A FURRY THAN WE THOUGHT*

  • @grrrrrrBARNATNARK
    @grrrrrrBARNATNARK Před 5 lety +714

    Scar on his younger days was rough.

  • @meteormeadow64
    @meteormeadow64 Před rokem

    I keep coming back to these older uploads. They're familiar and remind me of better times, if that makes any sense.