The TERRIBLE Toy Story Rip Off...
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It's that time again! There's always some crappy animation scraping the bottom of the barrel of film-making. And today we're blessed with The Hero Of Color City, telling the tale of magical crayons that come to life when their kid falls asleep. Also drawings. Also trash bins. Actually, there's a whole lot of holes throughout this film. Let's just get this over with.
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...Do I regret watching films like this that clearly hurt the soul? Maybe. Will I continue to watch this stuff regardless? Of course. - Krátké a kreslené filmy
*"Coloring is overrated"*
-Black, 2014
As an artist i can't agree more. Pls send help I hate coloring
@HelloThere lol
@Marina Animations oh thanks :O
@Marina Animations pretty sure it is
@Vayzer correct me if im wrong, it is
OH MY GOD I WATCHED THIS MOVIE A LONG TIME AGO AND I DREAMT THAT I WAS KIDNAPPED BY THOSE CRAYONS BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD! THEN I WANTED TO RUN AWAY FROM THEM BUT THEY WERE CHASING ME AND EVENTUALLY I ARRIVED AT MY OWN FUNERAL AND SOMEHOW TRAPPED THEM IN MY COFFIN!
S H R E K T
What the fuk
S L A M D U N K
Shrek x Lord Farquaad fan
Dafqak
I feel like ‘Crayon City’ could’ve been a central hub for all crayon boxes maybe? Like the different colors are from different crayon boxes which could explain why there’s more than one of the same color?
Yea
Oooo lore
The crayons look lie di1d0’s and you will never change my mind 😭😭
@@MJJ_2009 no you’re right don’t worry 😭😭
When I was a baby, I used to love this movie. I have been trying to find it again for nostalgia reasons, but then I found this and found out that it’s not as good as I remember it being. This is why you SOMETIMES shouldn’t go back to things from your childhood. Sometimes it won’t be the same.
I'm amazed Crayola isn't responsible for this...
O mk9w right
Same
@Jordan Bustle well contrary more freer (I think I spelled that right but I don't know)
@Jordan Bustle ??
More like crazy art lol
“Oh man where did my crayon go”
“Which color”
*Sheriff*
Ok stop XD
Huh i dont have that color
*Old Man*
You can use my nerd crayon if you want
@@MBLobster I'm more generic than any other character in the whole movie
9:12 They lost the perfect opportunity to make him say "What a sketchy situation"
Here's what I personally would have done for some of the crayon colors
Red- At first, is a very moody, angry, and loud person, but is later revealed to have a more loving, caring side. This can reference the two meanings of the color red- anger and love.
Blue- Instead of just making their personality cool because "cool" is a shade of blue, have them be a very calm, very serene person who never loses their temper.
Pink: Have them be a very happy and loving person, who is determined to make others around her feel happy.
Orange- Have them be a very childish, carefree person. And if you wanna get real corny with it, have them do jokes related to oranges. "Am I the fruit or the color? HAHAHAHAHA-"
I love this concept but it just sounds like orange is having an existential crisis lmao
@@ZippyMcBeans Why not, right? XD
I just love using the color
*S H E R I F F*
Yup
Yea I agree
DONT LIKE ITS AT 69
Mr. P why? That’s wrong with 69. SES at 93
Ike’s how
*likes
I once heard a quote that goes "A true kids movie is one that can Appeal to both kids and adults"
*_S R O K E_*
Aka shrek
South Park
@XenoMorphh your right ya know
Basically The Entirety of Pixar apart from Cars
@@killuazoldyckfan9428 eehhh cars 1 is still good, 2 nope, 3 is actually pretty decent
19:06 but when you're done with a crayon it usually means the crayon is non existent, those things literally get used up completely
pov you get jumpscared by mr hippo in ultimate custom night: 11:36
Lol I don't play the game but I've seen some memes about this.
😂😂😂🤣
Don’t give me PTSD
The more I look at Yellow's character design, the more she looks like a gender bent triangular Spongebob. *thanks, brain. I hate it*
Your brain is evil.
I actually found the cd of color city at dollar tree... BIG BRUH
and she has blue eyes. Tails the fox is also yellow with blue eyes. Yellow crayon copied tails.
GalaxyCake Thanks *Brian* I hate it
She looks more like a knock off Princess daisy Xd
If Crayola made a movie, this would be Cra Z Art’s rip-off.
Nightfall cra z art is crayola’s unwanted cousin that always shows up at family gatherings and just stays for like 5 minutes and takes half the food
This is so true. XD
@@mushrooms5601 the cra z art stans have been angered >:/
@@bluntfishtrauma GRRRR
@@mushrooms5601 oh no are you going to pretend growl at me through the internet
I feel like the crayons look absolutely horrifying but the unfinied drawings genuinely looked really damn cool! they actual had some pretty neat designs and textures and werent just really bland and uncanny.
I used to watch this when I was 5-7, and I loved it.
Now I realize how crappy it is..
I have never ever watched toy story, so the crayons thing was all I had that was close to toy story
toys story is literally a toy story. a story about a toy jealous on a new toy and manages to befriend with him. if any movie i have to pick is a toy story rip off, its inside out.
Kid: Mommy look a new crayon color!
Mother: what color is it?
Kid: SHERRIF
Ah yes, my favorite color *sheriff*
@@locosquid9879 yes
Not to be confused with: Woody.
@@SpencerPEvans lol
Go home
Stew up some prunes
This whole movie seems like a comic I'd make when I was 10
Bro I feel this
Wait .....so this was your level of art?...........at 10?......10!? Dang you’re bad at drawing!
Blackcopycat so apparently a 10 year old can draw and animate a fucking movie and you are calling that bad
@GunFi r/whoosh
@@pinkykitty3170 is that so? mine involved me and friends fighting star wars characters, a few of which were made up, in addition to that we had pokemon and a million more references
this feels like the first draft of something that somehow mistakenly got animated, voice acted, and released instead of what was meant to be the final product
I like the yellow crayon's design the most. I know she looks basic but why do they make her so beautiful? Really adore her design so much
"why do they make her so beautiful?"
Cause they're the main character.
@@lasercraft32 Facts.
She kinda looks like a Banana but she still pretty
@@mochicaca123 lol true
Oh no. I think we all know what’s going to happen next.
Imagine being colorblind as a kid and watching this
O h f u c k
mom what color is sheriff?
Lol
Dazz is
Lol I am and still today
"The Terrible Series" sounds like a bad name, Good. It's supposed to be stupid right.
Kidz Vidz that sounds right
@@janewaytheinquisitor6439 I'm laughing that's ihe's staple
*Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moooooooo*
Well technically yes yes it is
Well your not wrong
I recall a buddy getting this for our kids to watch and he was interested in it because Sean Astin had nearly top billing on the DVD box cover. He was not happy to find out he had like 4 lines in the movie.
at the moment that they announced "that if they lose their color source they completely cease to exist". i immediately remembered a way better color based cartoon called rainbow bright that did this movie's theme infinitely better............ in the 1980s
"A movie for babies"?
*Don't insult the children*
Liz Will insult the fucking children
Children are retarded
“No.”
No not the kids
My four year old brother wouldn't even watch something like this, lmao.
That “another yellow” is lime.
Or chartreuse...
yeah you tell him
It feels more like Lemon Yellow 🍋
I think in crayola terms it’s “spring green” or “yellow green.”
@@keyboardguru4212 yeah probably yellow green
I looked at the thumbnail and thought Yellow was a banana 😭
"Then there's a joke about tootie-fruity being multiple colors.. "
"Yeah that makes no sense, tootie-fruity is like a pinkish col-"
_Oh_
It'll only be a matter of time before somebody releases a movie called Man Story. A movie about a man living in a society
Nah. It's going to be Woman Story, or People Story.
Geo From DeltaRune
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him?
@@squidkids1642 I'll tell you what you get,you get what you fuckin deserve!
@@squidkids1642 Abandons him And treats him Like trash*
The Joker already released
The colors of the rainbow , red orange yellow green blue purple violet.... S H E R I F
@Brittany Quast Maybe go back to art class...
Sherif is the best color
“every color makes a rainbow....
except B L A C K”
@Bv 40 g a m e t h e o r y m o m e n t
@@Cowboyhatcaterpie it technically is violet is a shade of purple hence still classified purple
I would actually like a movie in the style of the scribbles. Their thick outlines an not totally cemetrical look make them the most stand out part of the movie.
"It's powered by sheer writing incompetence alone." 🤣🤣🤣 Best line ever.
"The black crayon is .........depressed" is it because i'm black.
Edit. Jesus christ, thank for the likes. I didn't think this comment would get here, thanks again
Lmaooo
The only joy that brings him in life is KFC
Egg plant lol
@@eggplant7008 YES
Oml as soon as I read ur comment it gave me a KFC ad-
Movies should not be defended by " It's for children." I know that when i was a child i would still love movies with much character, not ones with bland characters, and i know plenty of people who think the same.
Imagine if people applied this logic to other areas than movies;
"Sure we can let the kids eat the burger I dropped on the floor, kids eat anything" or
"Who cares if the kids are dressed in filthy rags, they're kids, they'll dirty their clothes during playtime anyway".
@@blondbraid7986 *o h*
Same
@@blondbraid7986
Honestly heard people say things similar to that and it’s so horrible
Me who’s favorite movie was this at the age of four: 👁👄👁
I looked this movie up on Wikipedia just out of curiosity and I found out that Tara Strong only voiced Yellow’s singing voice. The rest of her performance was by Christina Ricci. I also discovered that Sean Astin doesn’t voice a color. He voices the drawing of the bee. I also found out that Rosie Perez, Jess Harnell, and Owen Wilson are in this as the voices of Red, Green, and the dragon drawing respectively
Kid: Mom can I get another brown? Mine broke.
Mom: We have another brown at home sweetie.
Kid: Oh really!
Other brown at home: ✨S H E R I F F ✨
The scary thing is, I’ve watched this several times as a toddler.
Same here my friend
same but i loved the movie thomas and the tragic failroad so i understand why i loved this
F
@@KeraClappedYou Kids aren't stupid though. That's why Disney and Pixar are so beloved. Kids and adults can enjoy them. They're made for everyone.
Same when I was a toddler
"It's For Kids" is not an excuse for being bad!
Hi
Tell that to illumination.
Up, Finding Nemo, Shrek, How To Train Your Dragon and many other movies appealed to kids and adults. Don't see why it has to be different nowadays
It's for kids, not for idiots
@@ScoutTrooperTK i don't think you're understanding the point here..
making a movie just for kids, doesn't mean it should be a bad movie because it's only target audience is for kids.
all movies should be engaging and entertaining, regardless of the target audience.
Fun Fact: The Dragon Paper Was Voiced By Owen Wilson In This Toy Story Rip Off
wow
2:15 the greatest speech of all time
Literally anyone: whats your favorite color?
Me : S H E R R I F
s h e r r i f f
S h E r R i F
And refried beans and pink madame
Red sus
czcams.com/video/LEic6bDJCi4/video.html
I present to you,
Funny comment
PenguinInvasion37 Alpha I personally prefer *old man* but you do you
I like the astronaut colour.
Nah, I prefer death color.
Lmao
my favorite color is *y o u t u b e*
13:32 Green really is Nerdy because that made no sense 😂
My teacher put this on when I was in 3rd grade! And everyone was keeping in their laughter 8 years later, I was asking my younger sister what she did at school and she said “We watched the colors in art!” She was in kindergarten btw. And I think that my old school has made this a tradition 😂
why do the characters just look so awkwardly designed? The hair is just weird and uncomfortable looking-
I think it's because of the arms and legs, if it was just eyes it would be more comfortable
Welcome to the uncanny valley
It’s bc they all have a bald spot
God damn imitators
idk why but ripoffs always look so badly designed with the animation and it's just not good to watch.
“The black one is depressed.”
Me, a black person: Finally, representation just for me!
*slavery rate drops to 0*
@@hartenny damn u got the whole squad laughing
@Isabella Blum 0👄0 lol
@@hartenny U👄U
👁👄👁
🗿👄🗿
17:50 Actually, if you look after the credits, White does get in the spa
I like how the white crayon has the sharpest point. Because literally no one uses white crayons
I didn't know anything about "The Hero of Color City" until now!
I saw it on Netflix when I was like 4
@Jordan Montgomery lol
I saw it on Netflix when I was 6 and I loved it! I watch it now, “Homeward flashback.”
I forgot about it until now.
Meh tooo bruh
Crayon: gets snapped in half
Kid:
Crayons: **silent screaming**
That's pretty messed up if you ask me.😨
Me, as a child: *Sucking on the crayon, then, crushing it by putting weights over it*
My little sister: *Eats the crayon*
that old device that melted crayons together into new ones after that gets to small.
@@Fun-K-Board you were giving the crayon head 😂😂
I remember going to a diner (at least I think it was a diner) and I think they were playing this "movie". I was about 3 or 5. The colors were so bright I slammed my head on the table and closed me eyes until the "movie" was over. As I got older I tried finding this movie to make fun of it or to just see if it exists. And now, when I've finally forgot abt it, I found it.
This is the first dazz video I’ve watched and watching it again 2 years later gives me nostalgia.
I genuinely think if this was made by a better studio, say Pixar, this could legitimately be a good movie
It has a few decent ideas in there. It would probably be a bit more on the very innocent side, but that's okay.
Good Point
It has!
Its called "Toy Story"
This is a pretty good movie...and it can be better if...you have practice!
Also god's thinking about updating life! check that out
People defend things by saying that they're "for kids" or "for babies"
They're basically just admitting that people with actual STANDARDS can't enjoy them
Catfight Animations I think that saying that is for children is stupid. Adults made this s***. Anyway Earthbound was made for kids... and that game is dark with a very complex plot
@@redaknight Exactly! Lots of things "for kids" have deep meaningful plots and can be enjoyed by adults!
It's got to be just an excuse for lack of effort. If the writers and directors are lazy enough, they can just slap on 'for children' and get away with the lacking quality.
@@therealcannon7450 Pretty much. "Children's entertainment" has some of the lowest standards for all forms of quality I've ever seen
@@KittyLitterYT Damn you, COPPAAAAAAAAAAAA!
7:03 I love how the 2D Super Mario Odyssey music is being played here, lol.
NOBODY IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TERRARIA MUSIC AT 4:11?
EVERYBODY it's talking about it
these unfinished sketches: *actual drawings*
my unfinished sketches: **laughs in circle**
My unfinished sketches: laughs in white or no shades
My unfinished schetches: Just a head
my unfinished sketches: **laughs in map of the world without australia and antarctica**
My unfinished sketches: a dragon without limbs
My unfinished sketches: *a l i n e*
It’s obvious:
*BLACK IS THE BEST CHARACTER*
Edit: 666 likes? *PERFECT FOR BLACK*
Can relate
yep
Black isnt a color but okay
MOCHI it’s a joke but ok
MOCHI *if black isn’t a color, does black even exist?*
whoever wrote the captions,
i love you, and i wish we were friends
Jesus Christ, the Yellow Crayon looks like some weird Heather McNamara rip-off
Mixed with a dollar tree version of Isabelle from Animal crossing
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAIISISISKWKWKMSNXNXJDI
SHUT UP HEATHER sorry Heather Welcome to my candy StOre YA GIRL bIg fUn (idk the rest
That makes the boat scene actually mean something
YOU’RE RIGHT
All the colours killed my eyes
Also, didn't the sheriff break his ARM?
Why then does he have a crutch for his LEG?
IKR!
Oh I never even noticed-
I never really noticed and cared
Honestly, im so glad the sponsor is put at the end of the video and it is also very brief
Thank you
Moment of silence for the unsuspecting parents who put this on for their toddlers and were then forced to watch it over, and over, and over afterwards.
Well you could say 2020 is a “terrible series” of events so far...
I’ll go now
[EDIT] my first ever 1k liked comment and it’s on a bad pun...yeah thanks guys (but jokes aside, thanks guys)
@THAT1BANANA thats a very fabulous description.
Hi
if it was a series i would give a 3/10
needs more action.
(also please dont have anything in march)
A series of disappointing events....
I remember watching this in art class in elementary school and this is how i learned about my colors
I feel like the puns may be the strongest part of this film
"navy blue" and "aquamarine" being military types
the "drawing inside the lines" bit on the river
the unfinished scribble being named "king Scrawl" with 'scrawl' meaning 'to write something in a hurried, careless way'
and I feel like it's REALLY worth mentioning that the ship's name was the "SS RGB Huey"
I would also like to give credit to DazzReviews for describing the film as "non-toxic", that made me laugh
Don’t forget Baby Blue being a baby
@@lilacdragon44 aww
Strongest...but still hella week
the movie may be low quality, but the crew definitely had fun with those puns
17:28
Lmao I Don't think he even purposely did it
Guessing a pink crayon will be screaming “WE’RE ALL JUST TRASH” in the 3rd one.. 💀
“If you haven’t heard of hero of colour city. Your living a blessed live.”
WELL NOW I HAVE HEARD OF IT. SO I GUESS IM NOT ANYMORE.
Same
I saw a crappy red hood riding movie
@@slicedbombings8402 I oddly remember that...
@@WorlWyrm i really don't know why we had to watch it
@@slicedbombings8402 I literally got Vietnam flashbacks of it when I read the "crappy red riding hood movie" part.
Yellows hair looks like a Banana
Ooh ooh ah ah
How to end racism
Step one:
Make a random sentient black crayon ur favorite character
*SFV Ken intensifies*
I was about to say that lol
@Sir Remy Me too. When I saw the thumbnail, I thought she is plastic food toy or something, since me and my siblings used to have plastic foods to imitate cooking.
I forgot about this movie's existence And then I saw the thumbnail. I thought it was boring when I saw it. Then again I was a teenager. And was forced to watch it twice in one week while watching some young kids.
3:41 guy looks like one of the crayons
Ever since Wayne Brady voiced the "chocolate squirrel" in Food Fight I realized... heeeeee's not picky with his VO work. 😬🤷🏾♀️
he felt bad for the people in food fight, they lost all of their original work and had to restart after more than a decade of work
@@CiphersVII yeah it is a shame cause the movie had potential to look a bit nicer at least
I actually have heard theories (take them with a massive grain of salt though) that the director was the real thief and destroyed the work cause he wanted to start production in a new direction. Though it may remain one of the biggest mysteries as to exactly who was the real thief
Neither is Mike Pollock, the VA for Eggman.
He had a role in ratatoing
Either that, or he cant escape the shadow of Whose Line from the 90's
oh god, not the chocolate squirrel.
The bit where you have to slow it down to listen to it makes him sound like he’s just drunk rambling.
"am i the villian of this story" *dies* THE FLASHBACKS
Woah what is that high ass quality space video that you used early on
this movie is available for free on youtube and i got it randomly recommended. So in my 3am sleep deprived stupor i watched it, the next day i wasn't even convinced it was real.
I love your name.☺
Oh my gosh your here
I see u
Swiftpaw, go back to starclan man
No wonder it’s free
The fact that the teachers in kindergarten forced us to watch this is even worse than the film. I was literally the oldest one there and still got scared
F modern school
Reject school
Return to jungle
Ha
💀💀💀💀💀
16:24 "oh Thanks Tracer" lmaoooo this killed me💀
I vividly remember watching this movie when I was super young but don’t remember anything that happened 😭
I actually kinda like the idea each color having its own personality. Kinda feels like inside out. But horribly horribly worse.
Maybe thats the reason why i used to like this movie
Color City: "Can I copy your homework?"
Toy Story: "Sure, but change it a bit so no one notices"
Color City: "OK, one of the characters is this one cowboy sheriff guy that-"
Toy Story: "I SAID CHANGE IT YOU MORON"
Lol
lol
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I like saying “I SAID CHANGE IT YOU MORON!” In Woodys voice
background song at @18:40?
Wierd memory I unlocked: I was watching this on Netflix, it was on a Wii for some reason, and I was probably 2-4 years old at the time
In the first Toy story movie we evidently see crayons located in Andy’s bedroom, the presence of these crayons gives me the belief that Toy story in fact copied this Peter Jackson like masterpiece
Wut
Liam Prestidge lol
There are movies worse than this. Peter Johnson. Peter Johnson and The Lightning Thief
@batvaleska absolutely, the Percy Jackson movies can go and die in hell where they belong.
@@failure4452 the musical however is 'mwah' *AMAZING*
4:38 Baby blue as a baby...
Ok that's actually smart.
Kinda cute but not really
🤢
Parsley Botch Fangirl no not cute
They said smart
not really, any writer with a brain would've done that
And navy blue is dressed as a sailor! There was so much unused fun potential in this movie.
The blank sheet of paper pun you made is better than every pun in the movie combined
This is the movie we all somehow watched as toddlers/babies and have very faded memories of it
Yellow looks like genderbent Spongebob with banana hair
MelodicDragon97 beautiful words
I remember this movie when it was free on CZcams, and everyone in the comments were shipping the blue and yellow crayons
Wait really
No... just no. Why?
Why. Just why.
Great first it was a woman and a bee and now it’s crayons what’s next
.....what the actual FUCK
Yellow straight up feels like a Tumblr SpongeBob revision
This is the kind of movie that you think was a dream until you spit it in a dollar store
Oh geez, I saw this in a Dollar General and was like: "What the heck is this????"
DruidPC
I found it in some sort of place where you can rent movie discs, and I was d i s g u s t e d
@@CrimCrim I used to watch this on Netflix we both watched pretty stupid movies when we were little
Anthony Serna
I watched this countless times when it was on Netflix when I was little, too. I'm so happy that they removed it
@@CrimCrim I know lol
Well I just bought the Hero of Color City movie from Mission Valley Dollar Tree two years ago and I was feeling interested in it. Right?
"Is this what death feels like?"
Actually, that part with Heliotrope is what School feels like...
Unsurprisingly accurate.
What's the movie name at 1:37 ? I saw this movie as a kid and I can't figure out its name
This feels like an episode of a cartoon rather than a movie
this looks like some sort of fever dream I would have at the age of 3
Our teacher literally made us watch this in second grade, I was about to straight up leave the classroom
My and my classmates in the 3rd grade watched it every Friday at lunch time. Though I did not notice it was so bad
In my school, you couldn't leave the classroom for no certain reason - everytime the teacher would show a cringy movie, I would say I needed to go to the bathroom and just wait there 1 hour and go back
If I was forced to watch this I flat out would have just left, weather I’d be punished or not.
Well if they put toy story on would you leave? XD I wouldn’t but this knock off can just “knock off”
@@HirstMovies Possibly for the amount of times I’ve had to watch it
I love how you edited a video of like a ride and like you edited the sound of them saying weeeeeee
Fun fact: Owen Wilson, McQueen's VA, also voices Ricky.
* Everyone talking about *sheriff* *
Me: So we gonna Ignore tooty fruity being a fucking *COLOR SHIFTER* ?
@Glitchtopia That sucks, but where's my color shifter crayon?