The TERRIBLE Toy Story Rip Off...

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  • čas přidán 12. 04. 2020
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    It's that time again! There's always some crappy animation scraping the bottom of the barrel of film-making. And today we're blessed with The Hero Of Color City, telling the tale of magical crayons that come to life when their kid falls asleep. Also drawings. Also trash bins. Actually, there's a whole lot of holes throughout this film. Let's just get this over with.
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    ...Do I regret watching films like this that clearly hurt the soul? Maybe. Will I continue to watch this stuff regardless? Of course.
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  • @RA9archive
    @RA9archive Před 3 lety +648

    *"Coloring is overrated"*
    -Black, 2014

  • @felizjueves3831
    @felizjueves3831 Před 4 lety +7635

    OH MY GOD I WATCHED THIS MOVIE A LONG TIME AGO AND I DREAMT THAT I WAS KIDNAPPED BY THOSE CRAYONS BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD! THEN I WANTED TO RUN AWAY FROM THEM BUT THEY WERE CHASING ME AND EVENTUALLY I ARRIVED AT MY OWN FUNERAL AND SOMEHOW TRAPPED THEM IN MY COFFIN!

  • @destinyrose308
    @destinyrose308 Před 2 lety +434

    I feel like ‘Crayon City’ could’ve been a central hub for all crayon boxes maybe? Like the different colors are from different crayon boxes which could explain why there’s more than one of the same color?

  • @PoorFinancialChoices
    @PoorFinancialChoices Před 2 lety +127

    When I was a baby, I used to love this movie. I have been trying to find it again for nostalgia reasons, but then I found this and found out that it’s not as good as I remember it being. This is why you SOMETIMES shouldn’t go back to things from your childhood. Sometimes it won’t be the same.

  • @skelengeityor7630
    @skelengeityor7630 Před 4 lety +659

    I'm amazed Crayola isn't responsible for this...

  • @Stealing-is-bad
    @Stealing-is-bad Před 3 lety +2668

    “Oh man where did my crayon go”
    “Which color”
    *Sheriff*

  • @SevKast_7
    @SevKast_7 Před 2 lety +74

    9:12 They lost the perfect opportunity to make him say "What a sketchy situation"

  • @user-vz5mh7sq1e
    @user-vz5mh7sq1e Před 7 měsíci +22

    Here's what I personally would have done for some of the crayon colors
    Red- At first, is a very moody, angry, and loud person, but is later revealed to have a more loving, caring side. This can reference the two meanings of the color red- anger and love.
    Blue- Instead of just making their personality cool because "cool" is a shade of blue, have them be a very calm, very serene person who never loses their temper.
    Pink: Have them be a very happy and loving person, who is determined to make others around her feel happy.
    Orange- Have them be a very childish, carefree person. And if you wanna get real corny with it, have them do jokes related to oranges. "Am I the fruit or the color? HAHAHAHAHA-"

    • @ZippyMcBeans
      @ZippyMcBeans Před 3 měsíci +4

      I love this concept but it just sounds like orange is having an existential crisis lmao

    • @user-vz5mh7sq1e
      @user-vz5mh7sq1e Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@ZippyMcBeans Why not, right? XD

  • @alpagan7
    @alpagan7 Před 3 lety +4251

    I just love using the color
    *S H E R I F F*

  • @Xxgxxaxx
    @Xxgxxaxx Před 4 lety +394

    I once heard a quote that goes "A true kids movie is one that can Appeal to both kids and adults"

    • @GoGreenBasti
      @GoGreenBasti Před 3 lety +17

      *_S R O K E_*
      Aka shrek

    • @eggplant7008
      @eggplant7008 Před 3 lety +5

      South Park

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx Před 3 lety

      @XenoMorphh your right ya know

    • @killuazoldyckfan9428
      @killuazoldyckfan9428 Před 3 lety +9

      Basically The Entirety of Pixar apart from Cars

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx Před 3 lety +3

      @@killuazoldyckfan9428 eehhh cars 1 is still good, 2 nope, 3 is actually pretty decent

  • @LinkDing
    @LinkDing Před 2 lety +20

    19:06 but when you're done with a crayon it usually means the crayon is non existent, those things literally get used up completely

  • @reverse_polarity1534
    @reverse_polarity1534 Před 2 lety +21

    pov you get jumpscared by mr hippo in ultimate custom night: 11:36

  • @galaxycakee
    @galaxycakee Před 4 lety +690

    The more I look at Yellow's character design, the more she looks like a gender bent triangular Spongebob. *thanks, brain. I hate it*

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 Před 4 lety +1926

    If Crayola made a movie, this would be Cra Z Art’s rip-off.

    • @mushrooms5601
      @mushrooms5601 Před 3 lety +166

      Nightfall cra z art is crayola’s unwanted cousin that always shows up at family gatherings and just stays for like 5 minutes and takes half the food

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 Před 3 lety +28

      This is so true. XD

    • @bluntfishtrauma
      @bluntfishtrauma Před 3 lety +30

      @@mushrooms5601 the cra z art stans have been angered >:/

    • @mushrooms5601
      @mushrooms5601 Před 3 lety +12

      @@bluntfishtrauma GRRRR

    • @bluntfishtrauma
      @bluntfishtrauma Před 3 lety +14

      @@mushrooms5601 oh no are you going to pretend growl at me through the internet

  • @sir.crayons
    @sir.crayons Před rokem +15

    I feel like the crayons look absolutely horrifying but the unfinied drawings genuinely looked really damn cool! they actual had some pretty neat designs and textures and werent just really bland and uncanny.

  • @delipixie
    @delipixie Před 2 lety +59

    I used to watch this when I was 5-7, and I loved it.
    Now I realize how crappy it is..
    I have never ever watched toy story, so the crayons thing was all I had that was close to toy story

    • @rinxmacaroni2085
      @rinxmacaroni2085 Před 2 lety +1

      toys story is literally a toy story. a story about a toy jealous on a new toy and manages to befriend with him. if any movie i have to pick is a toy story rip off, its inside out.

  • @luckyanimationideas2448
    @luckyanimationideas2448 Před 3 lety +2539

    Kid: Mommy look a new crayon color!
    Mother: what color is it?
    Kid: SHERRIF

  • @Chris_Elric
    @Chris_Elric Před 4 lety +1503

    This whole movie seems like a comic I'd make when I was 10

    • @halfhorse7996
      @halfhorse7996 Před 4 lety +32

      Bro I feel this

    • @blackcopycat4967
      @blackcopycat4967 Před 3 lety +23

      Wait .....so this was your level of art?...........at 10?......10!? Dang you’re bad at drawing!

    • @wafflebrd2479
      @wafflebrd2479 Před 3 lety +37

      Blackcopycat so apparently a 10 year old can draw and animate a fucking movie and you are calling that bad

    • @blackcopycat4967
      @blackcopycat4967 Před 3 lety +12

      @GunFi r/whoosh

    • @Chris_Elric
      @Chris_Elric Před 3 lety +23

      @@pinkykitty3170 is that so? mine involved me and friends fighting star wars characters, a few of which were made up, in addition to that we had pokemon and a million more references

  • @noyz-anything
    @noyz-anything Před rokem +15

    this feels like the first draft of something that somehow mistakenly got animated, voice acted, and released instead of what was meant to be the final product

  • @ashlxserii
    @ashlxserii Před 2 lety +51

    I like the yellow crayon's design the most. I know she looks basic but why do they make her so beautiful? Really adore her design so much

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 Před rokem +14

      "why do they make her so beautiful?"
      Cause they're the main character.

    • @ashlxserii
      @ashlxserii Před rokem +4

      @@lasercraft32 Facts.

    • @mochicaca123
      @mochicaca123 Před rokem +1

      She kinda looks like a Banana but she still pretty

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 Před rokem +3

      @@mochicaca123 lol true

    • @_smb4568_
      @_smb4568_ Před rokem +3

      Oh no. I think we all know what’s going to happen next.

  • @zack4195
    @zack4195 Před 4 lety +2377

    Imagine being colorblind as a kid and watching this

  • @kidzvidz3262
    @kidzvidz3262 Před 4 lety +1592

    "The Terrible Series" sounds like a bad name, Good. It's supposed to be stupid right.

  • @Wabajck
    @Wabajck Před 2 lety +12

    I recall a buddy getting this for our kids to watch and he was interested in it because Sean Astin had nearly top billing on the DVD box cover. He was not happy to find out he had like 4 lines in the movie.

  • @Everlucky_Clover
    @Everlucky_Clover Před 2 lety +9

    at the moment that they announced "that if they lose their color source they completely cease to exist". i immediately remembered a way better color based cartoon called rainbow bright that did this movie's theme infinitely better............ in the 1980s

  • @yetti_funetti6225
    @yetti_funetti6225 Před 4 lety +590

    "A movie for babies"?
    *Don't insult the children*

  • @cherylberyl8227
    @cherylberyl8227 Před 3 lety +621

    That “another yellow” is lime.

  • @Yourlocalmess24
    @Yourlocalmess24 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I looked at the thumbnail and thought Yellow was a banana 😭

  • @maurice9713
    @maurice9713 Před 2 lety +6

    "Then there's a joke about tootie-fruity being multiple colors.. "
    "Yeah that makes no sense, tootie-fruity is like a pinkish col-"
    _Oh_

  • @markm.8286
    @markm.8286 Před 4 lety +2691

    It'll only be a matter of time before somebody releases a movie called Man Story. A movie about a man living in a society

    • @willblack7353
      @willblack7353 Před 4 lety +163

      Nah. It's going to be Woman Story, or People Story.

    • @squidkids1642
      @squidkids1642 Před 4 lety +51

      Geo From DeltaRune
      What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him?

    • @spiderdudeproductions
      @spiderdudeproductions Před 4 lety +47

      @@squidkids1642 I'll tell you what you get,you get what you fuckin deserve!

    • @pickle5337
      @pickle5337 Před 4 lety +26

      @@squidkids1642 Abandons him And treats him Like trash*

    • @lmaowhodidthis
      @lmaowhodidthis Před 4 lety +65

      The Joker already released

  • @Cowboyhatcaterpie
    @Cowboyhatcaterpie Před 3 lety +1239

    The colors of the rainbow , red orange yellow green blue purple violet.... S H E R I F

    • @Cowboyhatcaterpie
      @Cowboyhatcaterpie Před 3 lety +20

      @Brittany Quast Maybe go back to art class...

    • @BulbminGaming8135
      @BulbminGaming8135 Před 3 lety +30

      Sherif is the best color

    • @bread-muncher
      @bread-muncher Před 3 lety +26

      “every color makes a rainbow....
      except B L A C K”

    • @BulbminGaming8135
      @BulbminGaming8135 Před 3 lety +7

      @Bv 40 g a m e t h e o r y m o m e n t

    • @0nlytati.2x
      @0nlytati.2x Před 3 lety +5

      @@Cowboyhatcaterpie it technically is violet is a shade of purple hence still classified purple

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 Před rokem +13

    I would actually like a movie in the style of the scribbles. Their thick outlines an not totally cemetrical look make them the most stand out part of the movie.

  • @HangryOnPaws
    @HangryOnPaws Před 2 lety +7

    "It's powered by sheer writing incompetence alone." 🤣🤣🤣 Best line ever.

  • @mr.snappy2096
    @mr.snappy2096 Před 4 lety +460

    "The black crayon is .........depressed" is it because i'm black.
    Edit. Jesus christ, thank for the likes. I didn't think this comment would get here, thanks again

  • @thesmallcat
    @thesmallcat Před 4 lety +1068

    Movies should not be defended by " It's for children." I know that when i was a child i would still love movies with much character, not ones with bland characters, and i know plenty of people who think the same.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 Před 3 lety +72

      Imagine if people applied this logic to other areas than movies;
      "Sure we can let the kids eat the burger I dropped on the floor, kids eat anything" or
      "Who cares if the kids are dressed in filthy rags, they're kids, they'll dirty their clothes during playtime anyway".

    • @arvo-noon
      @arvo-noon Před 3 lety +13

      @@blondbraid7986 *o h*

    • @thegenderman8582
      @thegenderman8582 Před 3 lety +4

      Same

    • @clintdona4586
      @clintdona4586 Před 3 lety +33

      @@blondbraid7986
      Honestly heard people say things similar to that and it’s so horrible

    • @drowsydr
      @drowsydr Před 3 lety +7

      Me who’s favorite movie was this at the age of four: 👁👄👁

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 Před 2 lety +4

    I looked this movie up on Wikipedia just out of curiosity and I found out that Tara Strong only voiced Yellow’s singing voice. The rest of her performance was by Christina Ricci. I also discovered that Sean Astin doesn’t voice a color. He voices the drawing of the bee. I also found out that Rosie Perez, Jess Harnell, and Owen Wilson are in this as the voices of Red, Green, and the dragon drawing respectively

  • @gottahavefaithtv1514
    @gottahavefaithtv1514 Před 2 lety +3

    Kid: Mom can I get another brown? Mine broke.
    Mom: We have another brown at home sweetie.
    Kid: Oh really!
    Other brown at home: ✨S H E R I F F ✨

  • @unluckychucky3979
    @unluckychucky3979 Před 3 lety +3116

    The scary thing is, I’ve watched this several times as a toddler.

    • @bernardwalsh8444
      @bernardwalsh8444 Před 3 lety +63

      Same here my friend

    • @amirhamzah5859
      @amirhamzah5859 Před 3 lety +37

      same but i loved the movie thomas and the tragic failroad so i understand why i loved this

    • @Blubableful
      @Blubableful Před 3 lety +6

      F

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 Před 3 lety +66

      @@KeraClappedYou Kids aren't stupid though. That's why Disney and Pixar are so beloved. Kids and adults can enjoy them. They're made for everyone.

    • @watermelonkingjus2677
      @watermelonkingjus2677 Před 3 lety +4

      Same when I was a toddler

  • @InnocentDoodles
    @InnocentDoodles Před 4 lety +484

    "It's For Kids" is not an excuse for being bad!

    • @penguinmaster2361
      @penguinmaster2361 Před 4 lety

      Hi

    • @kara-mari9909
      @kara-mari9909 Před 4 lety +16

      Tell that to illumination.

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK Před 4 lety +28

      Up, Finding Nemo, Shrek, How To Train Your Dragon and many other movies appealed to kids and adults. Don't see why it has to be different nowadays

    • @TheFruitiestCake
      @TheFruitiestCake Před 4 lety +8

      It's for kids, not for idiots

    • @KeewiAnimationsAndMore
      @KeewiAnimationsAndMore Před 4 lety +14

      @@ScoutTrooperTK i don't think you're understanding the point here..
      making a movie just for kids, doesn't mean it should be a bad movie because it's only target audience is for kids.
      all movies should be engaging and entertaining, regardless of the target audience.

  • @cedricthunderzed96
    @cedricthunderzed96 Před rokem +3

    Fun Fact: The Dragon Paper Was Voiced By Owen Wilson In This Toy Story Rip Off

  • @MichaelPottsGaming
    @MichaelPottsGaming Před 2 lety +7

    2:15 the greatest speech of all time

  • @wavetrancesleepingmedicati6873

    Literally anyone: whats your favorite color?
    Me : S H E R R I F

  • @user-ki8ef2uj1r
    @user-ki8ef2uj1r Před 4 lety +4024

    I present to you,
    Funny comment

    • @EnbyBat
      @EnbyBat Před 4 lety +177

      PenguinInvasion37 Alpha I personally prefer *old man* but you do you

    • @DragoNugget
      @DragoNugget Před 4 lety +84

      I like the astronaut colour.

    • @dayxbobob5078
      @dayxbobob5078 Před 4 lety +72

      Nah, I prefer death color.

    • @alipali
      @alipali Před 4 lety +20

      Lmao

    • @angrybirdsfan9826
      @angrybirdsfan9826 Před 4 lety +33

      my favorite color is *y o u t u b e*

  • @xtoxicxxkitten8875
    @xtoxicxxkitten8875 Před 8 měsíci +2

    13:32 Green really is Nerdy because that made no sense 😂

  • @Goofycatman
    @Goofycatman Před rokem +4

    My teacher put this on when I was in 3rd grade! And everyone was keeping in their laughter 8 years later, I was asking my younger sister what she did at school and she said “We watched the colors in art!” She was in kindergarten btw. And I think that my old school has made this a tradition 😂

  • @redeyesdrgn
    @redeyesdrgn Před 4 lety +511

    why do the characters just look so awkwardly designed? The hair is just weird and uncomfortable looking-

    • @mintyflores7378
      @mintyflores7378 Před 4 lety +25

      I think it's because of the arms and legs, if it was just eyes it would be more comfortable

    • @-Gug-
      @-Gug- Před 4 lety +14

      Welcome to the uncanny valley

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 Před 4 lety +13

      It’s bc they all have a bald spot

    • @dexterkiwibird1745
      @dexterkiwibird1745 Před 4 lety

      God damn imitators

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer Před 4 lety

      idk why but ripoffs always look so badly designed with the animation and it's just not good to watch.

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 Před 3 lety +1295

    “The black one is depressed.”
    Me, a black person: Finally, representation just for me!

  • @Rainbowlightning08
    @Rainbowlightning08 Před 2 lety +2

    17:50 Actually, if you look after the credits, White does get in the spa

  • @hairlessgrizzly559
    @hairlessgrizzly559 Před 2 lety +1

    I like how the white crayon has the sharpest point. Because literally no one uses white crayons

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 Před 4 lety +560

    I didn't know anything about "The Hero of Color City" until now!

    • @parmsnik
      @parmsnik Před 3 lety +18

      I saw it on Netflix when I was like 4

    • @parmsnik
      @parmsnik Před 3 lety +4

      @Jordan Montgomery lol

    • @hurricanes1023
      @hurricanes1023 Před 3 lety +5

      I saw it on Netflix when I was 6 and I loved it! I watch it now, “Homeward flashback.”

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 Před 3 lety +3

      I forgot about it until now.

    • @SillyHorrorFreak
      @SillyHorrorFreak Před 3 lety +1

      Meh tooo bruh

  • @Noobwitha_Hat
    @Noobwitha_Hat Před 4 lety +420

    Crayon: gets snapped in half
    Kid:
    Crayons: **silent screaming**

    • @herminiasworldenidfowler5134
      @herminiasworldenidfowler5134 Před 4 lety +15

      That's pretty messed up if you ask me.😨

    • @Fun-K-Board
      @Fun-K-Board Před 4 lety +31

      Me, as a child: *Sucking on the crayon, then, crushing it by putting weights over it*

    • @BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts
      @BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts Před 3 lety +4

      My little sister: *Eats the crayon*

    • @Zthewise
      @Zthewise Před 3 lety +5

      that old device that melted crayons together into new ones after that gets to small.

    • @CTHNetwork
      @CTHNetwork Před 3 lety +1

      @@Fun-K-Board you were giving the crayon head 😂😂

  • @mirrorcore.7469
    @mirrorcore.7469 Před rokem +3

    I remember going to a diner (at least I think it was a diner) and I think they were playing this "movie". I was about 3 or 5. The colors were so bright I slammed my head on the table and closed me eyes until the "movie" was over. As I got older I tried finding this movie to make fun of it or to just see if it exists. And now, when I've finally forgot abt it, I found it.

  • @ericjohnson3140
    @ericjohnson3140 Před rokem +1

    This is the first dazz video I’ve watched and watching it again 2 years later gives me nostalgia.

  • @nonsensegaming753
    @nonsensegaming753 Před 2 lety +996

    I genuinely think if this was made by a better studio, say Pixar, this could legitimately be a good movie

    • @emeryltekutsu4357
      @emeryltekutsu4357 Před 2 lety +74

      It has a few decent ideas in there. It would probably be a bit more on the very innocent side, but that's okay.

    • @ChaosDragon3401
      @ChaosDragon3401 Před 2 lety +8

      Good Point

    • @makermod
      @makermod Před rokem +62

      It has!
      Its called "Toy Story"

    • @paxtonTheEpic
      @paxtonTheEpic Před rokem +3

      This is a pretty good movie...and it can be better if...you have practice!

    • @paxtonTheEpic
      @paxtonTheEpic Před rokem +2

      Also god's thinking about updating life! check that out

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT Před 4 lety +436

    People defend things by saying that they're "for kids" or "for babies"
    They're basically just admitting that people with actual STANDARDS can't enjoy them

    • @redaknight
      @redaknight Před 4 lety +20

      Catfight Animations I think that saying that is for children is stupid. Adults made this s***. Anyway Earthbound was made for kids... and that game is dark with a very complex plot

    • @KittyLitterYT
      @KittyLitterYT Před 4 lety +15

      @@redaknight Exactly! Lots of things "for kids" have deep meaningful plots and can be enjoyed by adults!

    • @therealcannon7450
      @therealcannon7450 Před 4 lety +9

      It's got to be just an excuse for lack of effort. If the writers and directors are lazy enough, they can just slap on 'for children' and get away with the lacking quality.

    • @KittyLitterYT
      @KittyLitterYT Před 4 lety +6

      @@therealcannon7450 Pretty much. "Children's entertainment" has some of the lowest standards for all forms of quality I've ever seen

    • @Luna-dw2px
      @Luna-dw2px Před 4 lety +2

      @@KittyLitterYT Damn you, COPPAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @shadowbonnie2314
    @shadowbonnie2314 Před 4 měsíci

    7:03 I love how the 2D Super Mario Odyssey music is being played here, lol.

  • @vincentvega3076
    @vincentvega3076 Před 2 lety +6

    NOBODY IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TERRARIA MUSIC AT 4:11?

  • @notoriousnosk8876
    @notoriousnosk8876 Před 3 lety +1009

    these unfinished sketches: *actual drawings*
    my unfinished sketches: **laughs in circle**

    • @EvilMeganium
      @EvilMeganium Před 3 lety +43

      My unfinished sketches: laughs in white or no shades

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster Před 3 lety +41

      My unfinished schetches: Just a head

    • @aaale376
      @aaale376 Před 3 lety +24

      my unfinished sketches: **laughs in map of the world without australia and antarctica**

    • @UglyPotato34
      @UglyPotato34 Před 3 lety +18

      My unfinished sketches: a dragon without limbs

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ Před 3 lety +21

      My unfinished sketches: *a l i n e*

  • @izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414

    It’s obvious:
    *BLACK IS THE BEST CHARACTER*
    Edit: 666 likes? *PERFECT FOR BLACK*

  • @themexicanpablo
    @themexicanpablo Před 7 měsíci

    whoever wrote the captions,
    i love you, and i wish we were friends

  • @JulyBaby
    @JulyBaby Před 3 lety +276

    Jesus Christ, the Yellow Crayon looks like some weird Heather McNamara rip-off

    • @jellygirljude
      @jellygirljude Před 3 lety +29

      Mixed with a dollar tree version of Isabelle from Animal crossing

    • @BoomBoom-bq9xj
      @BoomBoom-bq9xj Před 3 lety +3

      BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAIISISISKWKWKMSNXNXJDI

    • @Iam_thefrog
      @Iam_thefrog Před 3 lety +15

      SHUT UP HEATHER sorry Heather Welcome to my candy StOre YA GIRL bIg fUn (idk the rest

    • @normaltuesday1872
      @normaltuesday1872 Před 3 lety +5

      That makes the boat scene actually mean something

    • @toastspencer6779
      @toastspencer6779 Před 3 lety +1

      YOU’RE RIGHT

  • @xtroro5672
    @xtroro5672 Před 4 lety +160

    All the colours killed my eyes
    Also, didn't the sheriff break his ARM?
    Why then does he have a crutch for his LEG?

  • @ZZDoesStuffYT
    @ZZDoesStuffYT Před 7 měsíci +1

    Honestly, im so glad the sponsor is put at the end of the video and it is also very brief
    Thank you

  • @nakedmaneatinginadumpster6242

    Moment of silence for the unsuspecting parents who put this on for their toddlers and were then forced to watch it over, and over, and over afterwards.

  • @makotoyuki345
    @makotoyuki345 Před 4 lety +1218

    Well you could say 2020 is a “terrible series” of events so far...
    I’ll go now
    [EDIT] my first ever 1k liked comment and it’s on a bad pun...yeah thanks guys (but jokes aside, thanks guys)

    • @tylerhoffman4251
      @tylerhoffman4251 Před 4 lety +11

      @THAT1BANANA thats a very fabulous description.

    • @penguinmaster2361
      @penguinmaster2361 Před 4 lety

      Hi

    • @osdesinteligentes7946
      @osdesinteligentes7946 Před 4 lety +1

      if it was a series i would give a 3/10
      needs more action.
      (also please dont have anything in march)

    • @DragoNugget
      @DragoNugget Před 4 lety +1

      A series of disappointing events....

    • @Diamondsword221
      @Diamondsword221 Před 4 lety

      I remember watching this in art class in elementary school and this is how i learned about my colors

  • @samuellasky7771
    @samuellasky7771 Před 4 lety +330

    I feel like the puns may be the strongest part of this film
    "navy blue" and "aquamarine" being military types
    the "drawing inside the lines" bit on the river
    the unfinished scribble being named "king Scrawl" with 'scrawl' meaning 'to write something in a hurried, careless way'
    and I feel like it's REALLY worth mentioning that the ship's name was the "SS RGB Huey"
    I would also like to give credit to DazzReviews for describing the film as "non-toxic", that made me laugh

  • @durriyaimad2371
    @durriyaimad2371 Před 2 lety +4

    17:28
    Lmao I Don't think he even purposely did it

  • @yes.i.am.dave._.
    @yes.i.am.dave._. Před rokem +1

    Guessing a pink crayon will be screaming “WE’RE ALL JUST TRASH” in the 3rd one.. 💀

  • @KartKidPlush
    @KartKidPlush Před 3 lety +394

    “If you haven’t heard of hero of colour city. Your living a blessed live.”
    WELL NOW I HAVE HEARD OF IT. SO I GUESS IM NOT ANYMORE.

    • @chizlerofficial
      @chizlerofficial Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @slicedbombings8402
      @slicedbombings8402 Před 2 lety +3

      I saw a crappy red hood riding movie

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm Před 2 lety +1

      @@slicedbombings8402 I oddly remember that...

    • @slicedbombings8402
      @slicedbombings8402 Před 2 lety +1

      @@WorlWyrm i really don't know why we had to watch it

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm Před 2 lety +5

      @@slicedbombings8402 I literally got Vietnam flashbacks of it when I read the "crappy red riding hood movie" part.

  • @jetpackdog3427
    @jetpackdog3427 Před 3 lety +255

    Yellows hair looks like a Banana

    • @fe26lover45
      @fe26lover45 Před 3 lety +5

      Ooh ooh ah ah

    • @Asel_AZ
      @Asel_AZ Před 3 lety +5

      How to end racism
      Step one:
      Make a random sentient black crayon ur favorite character

    • @bumblerinteractive1554
      @bumblerinteractive1554 Před 3 lety +3

      *SFV Ken intensifies*

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster Před 3 lety

      I was about to say that lol

    • @vernyulkisasszony4708
      @vernyulkisasszony4708 Před 3 lety +2

      @Sir Remy Me too. When I saw the thumbnail, I thought she is plastic food toy or something, since me and my siblings used to have plastic foods to imitate cooking.

  • @TheMagic1412
    @TheMagic1412 Před 2 lety +1

    I forgot about this movie's existence And then I saw the thumbnail. I thought it was boring when I saw it. Then again I was a teenager. And was forced to watch it twice in one week while watching some young kids.

  • @sinanyldz8913
    @sinanyldz8913 Před 9 měsíci +2

    3:41 guy looks like one of the crayons

  • @treble_maker
    @treble_maker Před 3 lety +404

    Ever since Wayne Brady voiced the "chocolate squirrel" in Food Fight I realized... heeeeee's not picky with his VO work. 😬🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @CiphersVII
      @CiphersVII Před 3 lety +26

      he felt bad for the people in food fight, they lost all of their original work and had to restart after more than a decade of work

    • @pokefanalex9504
      @pokefanalex9504 Před 3 lety +19

      @@CiphersVII yeah it is a shame cause the movie had potential to look a bit nicer at least
      I actually have heard theories (take them with a massive grain of salt though) that the director was the real thief and destroyed the work cause he wanted to start production in a new direction. Though it may remain one of the biggest mysteries as to exactly who was the real thief

    • @SeanCampbell_iRacing
      @SeanCampbell_iRacing Před 3 lety +12

      Neither is Mike Pollock, the VA for Eggman.
      He had a role in ratatoing

    • @kayleighlehrman9566
      @kayleighlehrman9566 Před 3 lety

      Either that, or he cant escape the shadow of Whose Line from the 90's

    • @weenieboi3536
      @weenieboi3536 Před 2 lety +2

      oh god, not the chocolate squirrel.

  • @Jacqueline_Oat
    @Jacqueline_Oat Před 3 lety +137

    The bit where you have to slow it down to listen to it makes him sound like he’s just drunk rambling.

  • @Feriorem
    @Feriorem Před 2 lety +1

    "am i the villian of this story" *dies* THE FLASHBACKS

  • @tiredadmiral6758
    @tiredadmiral6758 Před 2 lety +1

    Woah what is that high ass quality space video that you used early on

  • @LostSwiftpaw
    @LostSwiftpaw Před 4 lety +310

    this movie is available for free on youtube and i got it randomly recommended. So in my 3am sleep deprived stupor i watched it, the next day i wasn't even convinced it was real.

  • @davidgligorov9901
    @davidgligorov9901 Před 3 lety +355

    The fact that the teachers in kindergarten forced us to watch this is even worse than the film. I was literally the oldest one there and still got scared

  • @matymajuk
    @matymajuk Před rokem

    16:24 "oh Thanks Tracer" lmaoooo this killed me💀

  • @sleepyguyxx
    @sleepyguyxx Před rokem +1

    I vividly remember watching this movie when I was super young but don’t remember anything that happened 😭

  • @_bludie_
    @_bludie_ Před 3 lety +164

    I actually kinda like the idea each color having its own personality. Kinda feels like inside out. But horribly horribly worse.

    • @EvilMeganium
      @EvilMeganium Před rokem +5

      Maybe thats the reason why i used to like this movie

  • @starkillersneed
    @starkillersneed Před 3 lety +858

    Color City: "Can I copy your homework?"
    Toy Story: "Sure, but change it a bit so no one notices"
    Color City: "OK, one of the characters is this one cowboy sheriff guy that-"
    Toy Story: "I SAID CHANGE IT YOU MORON"

  • @brick4690
    @brick4690 Před 2 lety

    background song at @18:40?

  • @BreadTheIdiot
    @BreadTheIdiot Před rokem +1

    Wierd memory I unlocked: I was watching this on Netflix, it was on a Wii for some reason, and I was probably 2-4 years old at the time

  • @liamprestidge5125
    @liamprestidge5125 Před 4 lety +467

    In the first Toy story movie we evidently see crayons located in Andy’s bedroom, the presence of these crayons gives me the belief that Toy story in fact copied this Peter Jackson like masterpiece

    • @hanan.the_moonpanda4687
      @hanan.the_moonpanda4687 Před 4 lety +3

      Wut

    • @redaknight
      @redaknight Před 4 lety +1

      Liam Prestidge lol

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska Před 4 lety +18

      There are movies worse than this. Peter Johnson. Peter Johnson and The Lightning Thief

    • @failure4452
      @failure4452 Před 4 lety +13

      @batvaleska absolutely, the Percy Jackson movies can go and die in hell where they belong.

    • @lotus-eater
      @lotus-eater Před 4 lety +6

      @@failure4452 the musical however is 'mwah' *AMAZING*

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust Před 4 lety +134

    4:38 Baby blue as a baby...
    Ok that's actually smart.

  • @kevinamos3797
    @kevinamos3797 Před rokem

    The blank sheet of paper pun you made is better than every pun in the movie combined

  • @twicethegalo
    @twicethegalo Před 2 lety +2

    This is the movie we all somehow watched as toddlers/babies and have very faded memories of it

  • @MelodicDragon97
    @MelodicDragon97 Před 4 lety +85

    Yellow looks like genderbent Spongebob with banana hair

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 Před 4 lety +4

      MelodicDragon97 beautiful words

  • @jellygirljude
    @jellygirljude Před 3 lety +72

    I remember this movie when it was free on CZcams, and everyone in the comments were shipping the blue and yellow crayons

  • @jommisalami
    @jommisalami Před rokem +1

    Yellow straight up feels like a Tumblr SpongeBob revision

  • @cursedfurby8399
    @cursedfurby8399 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the kind of movie that you think was a dream until you spit it in a dollar store

  • @DruidPC
    @DruidPC Před 4 lety +146

    Oh geez, I saw this in a Dollar General and was like: "What the heck is this????"

    • @CrimCrim
      @CrimCrim Před 4 lety +1

      DruidPC
      I found it in some sort of place where you can rent movie discs, and I was d i s g u s t e d

    • @anthonyserna317
      @anthonyserna317 Před 4 lety

      @@CrimCrim I used to watch this on Netflix we both watched pretty stupid movies when we were little

    • @CrimCrim
      @CrimCrim Před 4 lety

      Anthony Serna
      I watched this countless times when it was on Netflix when I was little, too. I'm so happy that they removed it

    • @anthonyserna317
      @anthonyserna317 Před 4 lety

      @@CrimCrim I know lol

    • @rachelklueck9264
      @rachelklueck9264 Před 4 lety

      Well I just bought the Hero of Color City movie from Mission Valley Dollar Tree two years ago and I was feeling interested in it. Right?

  • @janluus9590
    @janluus9590 Před 3 lety +140

    "Is this what death feels like?"
    Actually, that part with Heliotrope is what School feels like...

  • @rayane_06
    @rayane_06 Před 2 lety

    What's the movie name at 1:37 ? I saw this movie as a kid and I can't figure out its name

  • @Benjamingaming398
    @Benjamingaming398 Před 2 lety

    This feels like an episode of a cartoon rather than a movie

  • @iiomqfaderz
    @iiomqfaderz Před 4 lety +190

    this looks like some sort of fever dream I would have at the age of 3

  • @morianistarr
    @morianistarr Před 3 lety +919

    Our teacher literally made us watch this in second grade, I was about to straight up leave the classroom

    • @karamelkatte
      @karamelkatte Před 3 lety +45

      My and my classmates in the 3rd grade watched it every Friday at lunch time. Though I did not notice it was so bad

    • @ADHDgoldfish
      @ADHDgoldfish Před 3 lety +62

      In my school, you couldn't leave the classroom for no certain reason - everytime the teacher would show a cringy movie, I would say I needed to go to the bathroom and just wait there 1 hour and go back

    • @Arrhy
      @Arrhy Před 3 lety +21

      If I was forced to watch this I flat out would have just left, weather I’d be punished or not.

    • @HirstMovies
      @HirstMovies Před 3 lety +7

      Well if they put toy story on would you leave? XD I wouldn’t but this knock off can just “knock off”

    • @morianistarr
      @morianistarr Před 3 lety +4

      @@HirstMovies Possibly for the amount of times I’ve had to watch it

  • @themanwiththegoldensmile7558

    I love how you edited a video of like a ride and like you edited the sound of them saying weeeeeee

  • @kenrichgumanid9235
    @kenrichgumanid9235 Před 2 lety +1

    Fun fact: Owen Wilson, McQueen's VA, also voices Ricky.

  • @luvvlymorrigan
    @luvvlymorrigan Před 3 lety +105

    * Everyone talking about *sheriff* *
    Me: So we gonna Ignore tooty fruity being a fucking *COLOR SHIFTER* ?

    • @bonedude1286
      @bonedude1286 Před rokem

      @Glitchtopia That sucks, but where's my color shifter crayon?