The TERRIBLE Toy Story Rip Off...
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It's that time again! There's always some crappy animation scraping the bottom of the barrel of film-making. And today we're blessed with The Hero Of Color City, telling the tale of magical crayons that come to life when their kid falls asleep. Also drawings. Also trash bins. Actually, there's a whole lot of holes throughout this film. Let's just get this over with.
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...Do I regret watching films like this that clearly hurt the soul? Maybe. Will I continue to watch this stuff regardless? Of course. - Krátké a kreslené filmy
OH MY GOD I WATCHED THIS MOVIE A LONG TIME AGO AND I DREAMT THAT I WAS KIDNAPPED BY THOSE CRAYONS BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD! THEN I WANTED TO RUN AWAY FROM THEM BUT THEY WERE CHASING ME AND EVENTUALLY I ARRIVED AT MY OWN FUNERAL AND SOMEHOW TRAPPED THEM IN MY COFFIN!
S H R E K T
What the fuk
S L A M D U N K
Shrek x Lord Farquaad fan
Dafqak
Kid: Mommy look a new crayon color!
Mother: what color is it?
Kid: SHERRIF
Ah yes, my favorite color *sheriff*
@@locosquid9879 yes
Not to be confused with: Woody.
@@SpencerPEvans lol
Go home
Stew up some prunes
I feel like ‘Crayon City’ could’ve been a central hub for all crayon boxes maybe? Like the different colors are from different crayon boxes which could explain why there’s more than one of the same color?
Yea
Oooo lore
The crayons look lie di1d0’s and you will never change my mind 😭😭
@@MJJ_2009 no you’re right don’t worry 😭😭
9:12 They lost the perfect opportunity to make him say "What a sketchy situation"
“Oh man where did my crayon go”
“Which color”
*Sheriff*
Ok stop XD
Huh i dont have that color
*Old Man*
You can use my nerd crayon if you want
@@MBLobster I'm more generic than any other character in the whole movie
*"Coloring is overrated"*
-Black, 2014
As an artist i can't agree more. Pls send help I hate coloring
@HelloThere lol
@Marina Animations oh thanks :O
@Marina Animations pretty sure it is
@Vayzer correct me if im wrong, it is
When I was a baby, I used to love this movie. I have been trying to find it again for nostalgia reasons, but then I found this and found out that it’s not as good as I remember it being. This is why you SOMETIMES shouldn’t go back to things from your childhood. Sometimes it won’t be the same.
Here's what I personally would have done for some of the crayon colors
Red- At first, is a very moody, angry, and loud person, but is later revealed to have a more loving, caring side. This can reference the two meanings of the color red- anger and love.
Blue- Instead of just making their personality cool because "cool" is a shade of blue, have them be a very calm, very serene person who never loses their temper.
Pink: Have them be a very happy and loving person, who is determined to make others around her feel happy.
Orange- Have them be a very childish, carefree person. And if you wanna get real corny with it, have them do jokes related to oranges. "Am I the fruit or the color? HAHAHAHAHA-"
I love this concept but it just sounds like orange is having an existential crisis lmao
@@ZippyMcBeans Why not, right? XD
I just love using the color
*S H E R I F F*
Yup
Yea I agree
DONT LIKE ITS AT 69
Mr. P why? That’s wrong with 69. SES at 93
Ike’s how
*likes
I'm amazed Crayola isn't responsible for this...
O mk9w right
Same
@Jordan Bustle well contrary more freer (I think I spelled that right but I don't know)
@Jordan Bustle ??
More like crazy art lol
pov you get jumpscared by mr hippo in ultimate custom night: 11:36
Lol I don't play the game but I've seen some memes about this.
😂😂😂🤣
Don’t give me PTSD
I used to watch this when I was 5-7, and I loved it.
Now I realize how crappy it is..
I have never ever watched toy story, so the crayons thing was all I had that was close to toy story
toys story is literally a toy story. a story about a toy jealous on a new toy and manages to befriend with him. if any movie i have to pick is a toy story rip off, its inside out.
I once heard a quote that goes "A true kids movie is one that can Appeal to both kids and adults"
*_S R O K E_*
Aka shrek
South Park
@XenoMorphh your right ya know
Basically The Entirety of Pixar apart from Cars
@@killuazoldyckfan9428 eehhh cars 1 is still good, 2 nope, 3 is actually pretty decent
If Crayola made a movie, this would be Cra Z Art’s rip-off.
Nightfall cra z art is crayola’s unwanted cousin that always shows up at family gatherings and just stays for like 5 minutes and takes half the food
This is so true. XD
@@mushrooms5601 the cra z art stans have been angered >:/
@@bluntfishtrauma GRRRR
@@mushrooms5601 oh no are you going to pretend growl at me through the internet
I feel like the crayons look absolutely horrifying but the unfinied drawings genuinely looked really damn cool! they actual had some pretty neat designs and textures and werent just really bland and uncanny.
I like the yellow crayon's design the most. I know she looks basic but why do they make her so beautiful? Really adore her design so much
"why do they make her so beautiful?"
Cause they're the main character.
@@lasercraft32 Facts.
She kinda looks like a Banana but she still pretty
@@mochicaca123 lol true
Oh no. I think we all know what’s going to happen next.
This whole movie seems like a comic I'd make when I was 10
Bro I feel this
Wait .....so this was your level of art?...........at 10?......10!? Dang you’re bad at drawing!
Blackcopycat so apparently a 10 year old can draw and animate a fucking movie and you are calling that bad
@GunFi r/whoosh
@@pinkykitty3170 is that so? mine involved me and friends fighting star wars characters, a few of which were made up, in addition to that we had pokemon and a million more references
“The black one is depressed.”
Me, a black person: Finally, representation just for me!
*slavery rate drops to 0*
@@hartenny damn u got the whole squad laughing
@Isabella Blum 0👄0 lol
@@hartenny U👄U
👁👄👁
🗿👄🗿
19:06 but when you're done with a crayon it usually means the crayon is non existent, those things literally get used up completely
this feels like the first draft of something that somehow mistakenly got animated, voice acted, and released instead of what was meant to be the final product
The colors of the rainbow , red orange yellow green blue purple violet.... S H E R I F
@Brittany Quast Maybe go back to art class...
Sherif is the best color
“every color makes a rainbow....
except B L A C K”
@Bv 40 g a m e t h e o r y m o m e n t
@@Cowboyhatcaterpie it technically is violet is a shade of purple hence still classified purple
Imagine being colorblind as a kid and watching this
O h f u c k
mom what color is sheriff?
Lol
Dazz is
Lol I am and still today
I recall a buddy getting this for our kids to watch and he was interested in it because Sean Astin had nearly top billing on the DVD box cover. He was not happy to find out he had like 4 lines in the movie.
at the moment that they announced "that if they lose their color source they completely cease to exist". i immediately remembered a way better color based cartoon called rainbow bright that did this movie's theme infinitely better............ in the 1980s
The more I look at Yellow's character design, the more she looks like a gender bent triangular Spongebob. *thanks, brain. I hate it*
Your brain is evil.
I actually found the cd of color city at dollar tree... BIG BRUH
and she has blue eyes. Tails the fox is also yellow with blue eyes. Yellow crayon copied tails.
GalaxyCake Thanks *Brian* I hate it
She looks more like a knock off Princess daisy Xd
It'll only be a matter of time before somebody releases a movie called Man Story. A movie about a man living in a society
Nah. It's going to be Woman Story, or People Story.
Geo From DeltaRune
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him?
@@squidkids1642 I'll tell you what you get,you get what you fuckin deserve!
@@squidkids1642 Abandons him And treats him Like trash*
The Joker already released
I looked at the thumbnail and thought Yellow was a banana 😭
"Then there's a joke about tootie-fruity being multiple colors.. "
"Yeah that makes no sense, tootie-fruity is like a pinkish col-"
_Oh_
Literally anyone: whats your favorite color?
Me : S H E R R I F
s h e r r i f f
S h E r R i F
And refried beans and pink madame
Red sus
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"The Terrible Series" sounds like a bad name, Good. It's supposed to be stupid right.
Kidz Vidz that sounds right
@@janewaytheinquisitor6439 I'm laughing that's ihe's staple
*Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moooooooo*
Well technically yes yes it is
Well your not wrong
Kid: Mom can I get another brown? Mine broke.
Mom: We have another brown at home sweetie.
Kid: Oh really!
Other brown at home: ✨S H E R I F F ✨
I looked this movie up on Wikipedia just out of curiosity and I found out that Tara Strong only voiced Yellow’s singing voice. The rest of her performance was by Christina Ricci. I also discovered that Sean Astin doesn’t voice a color. He voices the drawing of the bee. I also found out that Rosie Perez, Jess Harnell, and Owen Wilson are in this as the voices of Red, Green, and the dragon drawing respectively
That “another yellow” is lime.
Or chartreuse...
yeah you tell him
It feels more like Lemon Yellow 🍋
I think in crayola terms it’s “spring green” or “yellow green.”
@@keyboardguru4212 yeah probably yellow green
Crayon: gets snapped in half
Kid:
Crayons: **silent screaming**
That's pretty messed up if you ask me.😨
Me, as a child: *Sucking on the crayon, then, crushing it by putting weights over it*
My little sister: *Eats the crayon*
that old device that melted crayons together into new ones after that gets to small.
@@Fun-K-Board you were giving the crayon head 😂😂
I would actually like a movie in the style of the scribbles. Their thick outlines an not totally cemetrical look make them the most stand out part of the movie.
"It's powered by sheer writing incompetence alone." 🤣🤣🤣 Best line ever.
"A movie for babies"?
*Don't insult the children*
Liz Will insult the fucking children
Children are retarded
“No.”
No not the kids
My four year old brother wouldn't even watch something like this, lmao.
"It's For Kids" is not an excuse for being bad!
Hi
Tell that to illumination.
Up, Finding Nemo, Shrek, How To Train Your Dragon and many other movies appealed to kids and adults. Don't see why it has to be different nowadays
It's for kids, not for idiots
@@ScoutTrooperTK i don't think you're understanding the point here..
making a movie just for kids, doesn't mean it should be a bad movie because it's only target audience is for kids.
all movies should be engaging and entertaining, regardless of the target audience.
Fun Fact: The Dragon Paper Was Voiced By Owen Wilson In This Toy Story Rip Off
wow
2:15 the greatest speech of all time
The scary thing is, I’ve watched this several times as a toddler.
Same here my friend
same but i loved the movie thomas and the tragic failroad so i understand why i loved this
F
@@KeraClappedYou Kids aren't stupid though. That's why Disney and Pixar are so beloved. Kids and adults can enjoy them. They're made for everyone.
Same when I was a toddler
why do the characters just look so awkwardly designed? The hair is just weird and uncomfortable looking-
I think it's because of the arms and legs, if it was just eyes it would be more comfortable
Welcome to the uncanny valley
It’s bc they all have a bald spot
God damn imitators
idk why but ripoffs always look so badly designed with the animation and it's just not good to watch.
My teacher put this on when I was in 3rd grade! And everyone was keeping in their laughter 8 years later, I was asking my younger sister what she did at school and she said “We watched the colors in art!” She was in kindergarten btw. And I think that my old school has made this a tradition 😂
13:32 Green really is Nerdy because that made no sense 😂
I present to you,
Funny comment
PenguinInvasion37 Alpha I personally prefer *old man* but you do you
I like the astronaut colour.
Nah, I prefer death color.
Lmao
my favorite color is *y o u t u b e*
Color City: "Can I copy your homework?"
Toy Story: "Sure, but change it a bit so no one notices"
Color City: "OK, one of the characters is this one cowboy sheriff guy that-"
Toy Story: "I SAID CHANGE IT YOU MORON"
Lol
lol
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I like saying “I SAID CHANGE IT YOU MORON!” In Woodys voice
I remember going to a diner (at least I think it was a diner) and I think they were playing this "movie". I was about 3 or 5. The colors were so bright I slammed my head on the table and closed me eyes until the "movie" was over. As I got older I tried finding this movie to make fun of it or to just see if it exists. And now, when I've finally forgot abt it, I found it.
This is the first dazz video I’ve watched and watching it again 2 years later gives me nostalgia.
these unfinished sketches: *actual drawings*
my unfinished sketches: **laughs in circle**
My unfinished sketches: laughs in white or no shades
My unfinished schetches: Just a head
my unfinished sketches: **laughs in map of the world without australia and antarctica**
My unfinished sketches: a dragon without limbs
My unfinished sketches: *a l i n e*
"The black crayon is .........depressed" is it because i'm black.
Edit. Jesus christ, thank for the likes. I didn't think this comment would get here, thanks again
Lmaooo
The only joy that brings him in life is KFC
Egg plant lol
@@eggplant7008 YES
Oml as soon as I read ur comment it gave me a KFC ad-
NOBODY IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THE TERRARIA MUSIC AT 4:11?
EVERYBODY it's talking about it
I like how the white crayon has the sharpest point. Because literally no one uses white crayons
Movies should not be defended by " It's for children." I know that when i was a child i would still love movies with much character, not ones with bland characters, and i know plenty of people who think the same.
Imagine if people applied this logic to other areas than movies;
"Sure we can let the kids eat the burger I dropped on the floor, kids eat anything" or
"Who cares if the kids are dressed in filthy rags, they're kids, they'll dirty their clothes during playtime anyway".
@@blondbraid7986 *o h*
Same
@@blondbraid7986
Honestly heard people say things similar to that and it’s so horrible
Me who’s favorite movie was this at the age of four: 👁👄👁
Well you could say 2020 is a “terrible series” of events so far...
I’ll go now
[EDIT] my first ever 1k liked comment and it’s on a bad pun...yeah thanks guys (but jokes aside, thanks guys)
@THAT1BANANA thats a very fabulous description.
Hi
if it was a series i would give a 3/10
needs more action.
(also please dont have anything in march)
A series of disappointing events....
I remember watching this in art class in elementary school and this is how i learned about my colors
Children learn fastest when they're really young, its part of why they're able to figure out how to do really hard tasks that seem simple like walking and talking just by seeing or hearing their parents and those around them... it bothers me how many kids shows are just so dumbed down, because if a child is exposed to _smarter_ things earlier on they'll be more likely to grow into smarter people.
It’s obvious:
*BLACK IS THE BEST CHARACTER*
Edit: 666 likes? *PERFECT FOR BLACK*
Can relate
yep
Black isnt a color but okay
MOCHI it’s a joke but ok
MOCHI *if black isn’t a color, does black even exist?*
People defend things by saying that they're "for kids" or "for babies"
They're basically just admitting that people with actual STANDARDS can't enjoy them
Catfight Animations I think that saying that is for children is stupid. Adults made this s***. Anyway Earthbound was made for kids... and that game is dark with a very complex plot
@@redaknight Exactly! Lots of things "for kids" have deep meaningful plots and can be enjoyed by adults!
It's got to be just an excuse for lack of effort. If the writers and directors are lazy enough, they can just slap on 'for children' and get away with the lacking quality.
@@therealcannon7450 Pretty much. "Children's entertainment" has some of the lowest standards for all forms of quality I've ever seen
@@KittyLitterYT Damn you, COPPAAAAAAAAAAAA!
7:03 I love how the 2D Super Mario Odyssey music is being played here, lol.
17:28
Lmao I Don't think he even purposely did it
I didn't know anything about "The Hero of Color City" until now!
I saw it on Netflix when I was like 4
@Jordan Montgomery lol
I saw it on Netflix when I was 6 and I loved it! I watch it now, “Homeward flashback.”
I forgot about it until now.
Meh tooo bruh
Yellows hair looks like a Banana
Ooh ooh ah ah
How to end racism
Step one:
Make a random sentient black crayon ur favorite character
*SFV Ken intensifies*
I was about to say that lol
@Sir Remy Me too. When I saw the thumbnail, I thought she is plastic food toy or something, since me and my siblings used to have plastic foods to imitate cooking.
Honestly, im so glad the sponsor is put at the end of the video and it is also very brief
Thank you
3:41 guy looks like one of the crayons
this movie is available for free on youtube and i got it randomly recommended. So in my 3am sleep deprived stupor i watched it, the next day i wasn't even convinced it was real.
I love your name.☺
Oh my gosh your here
I see u
Swiftpaw, go back to starclan man
No wonder it’s free
“If you haven’t heard of hero of colour city. Your living a blessed live.”
WELL NOW I HAVE HEARD OF IT. SO I GUESS IM NOT ANYMORE.
Same
I saw a crappy red hood riding movie
@@slicedbombings8402 I oddly remember that...
@@WorlWyrm i really don't know why we had to watch it
@@slicedbombings8402 I literally got Vietnam flashbacks of it when I read the "crappy red riding hood movie" part.
I vividly remember watching this movie when I was super young but don’t remember anything that happened 😭
Revisiting this video after CZcams just asked me for real money to view The Hero of Color City unprovoked while the ad directly above it was for downloading and streaming it illegally. What the hell even is CZcams anymore
I genuinely think if this was made by a better studio, say Pixar, this could legitimately be a good movie
It has a few decent ideas in there. It would probably be a bit more on the very innocent side, but that's okay.
Good Point
It has!
Its called "Toy Story"
This is a pretty good movie...and it can be better if...you have practice!
Also god's thinking about updating life! check that out
Jesus Christ, the Yellow Crayon looks like some weird Heather McNamara rip-off
Mixed with a dollar tree version of Isabelle from Animal crossing
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAIISISISKWKWKMSNXNXJDI
SHUT UP HEATHER sorry Heather Welcome to my candy StOre YA GIRL bIg fUn (idk the rest
That makes the boat scene actually mean something
YOU’RE RIGHT
Guessing a pink crayon will be screaming “WE’RE ALL JUST TRASH” in the 3rd one.. 💀
what dazz said about kids being smarter than they are given credit for is absolutely true. of course im 13, meaning im not a little kid anymore, and i definitely dont consider myself smart at all. but when i was little i still (sort of) understood deeper stories in actually good animated movies.
i truly dont understand why bad parents and terrible animation companies think that children are so sensitive to things like interesting stories and action films. kids literally watch marvel all the time, how is that translated to 'animated movies must not have any violence, deep meanings, or interesting characters' ?
I feel like the puns may be the strongest part of this film
"navy blue" and "aquamarine" being military types
the "drawing inside the lines" bit on the river
the unfinished scribble being named "king Scrawl" with 'scrawl' meaning 'to write something in a hurried, careless way'
and I feel like it's REALLY worth mentioning that the ship's name was the "SS RGB Huey"
I would also like to give credit to DazzReviews for describing the film as "non-toxic", that made me laugh
Don’t forget Baby Blue being a baby
@@lilacdragon44 aww
Strongest...but still hella week
the movie may be low quality, but the crew definitely had fun with those puns
In the first Toy story movie we evidently see crayons located in Andy’s bedroom, the presence of these crayons gives me the belief that Toy story in fact copied this Peter Jackson like masterpiece
Wut
Liam Prestidge lol
There are movies worse than this. Peter Johnson. Peter Johnson and The Lightning Thief
@batvaleska absolutely, the Percy Jackson movies can go and die in hell where they belong.
@@failure4452 the musical however is 'mwah' *AMAZING*
16:24 "oh Thanks Tracer" lmaoooo this killed me💀
Wierd memory I unlocked: I was watching this on Netflix, it was on a Wii for some reason, and I was probably 2-4 years old at the time
4:38 Baby blue as a baby...
Ok that's actually smart.
Kinda cute but not really
🤢
Parsley Botch Fangirl no not cute
They said smart
not really, any writer with a brain would've done that
And navy blue is dressed as a sailor! There was so much unused fun potential in this movie.
Our teacher literally made us watch this in second grade, I was about to straight up leave the classroom
My and my classmates in the 3rd grade watched it every Friday at lunch time. Though I did not notice it was so bad
In my school, you couldn't leave the classroom for no certain reason - everytime the teacher would show a cringy movie, I would say I needed to go to the bathroom and just wait there 1 hour and go back
If I was forced to watch this I flat out would have just left, weather I’d be punished or not.
Well if they put toy story on would you leave? XD I wouldn’t but this knock off can just “knock off”
@@HirstMovies Possibly for the amount of times I’ve had to watch it
Story: I used to help my mom babysit kids that lived in the middle of nowhere
One of the kids asks if we can watch "the crayon movie" and I had absolutely no idea what that was, and then they put this movie on. It was a weird movie, but the message was straight forward (as far as I remember) and the voice actors were mediocre at best, to be honest, it was a pretty ok movie.
This is the movie we all somehow watched as toddlers/babies and have very faded memories of it
teacher: alright class what’s your favorite color?
Kid 1: Green! :D
Kid 2: yellow! :)
Kid 3: *S H E R I F F*
That one kid in the back blood
Sheriff is not a creative color 🙄
The kid in the corner:
*D E A T H*
* Everyone talking about *sheriff* *
Me: So we gonna Ignore tooty fruity being a fucking *COLOR SHIFTER* ?
@Glitchtopia That sucks, but where's my color shifter crayon?
Fun fact: Owen Wilson, McQueen's VA, also voices Ricky.
I remember watching this with my brothers and myself when we were younger and I remember creating my own version of the song "hee hooo off we go it's time to save the day" and always sang it. Though when I sang the original version I sang it wrong. I liked this movie, for my younger self I thought it was interesting.
"hee hooo off we go it's time to eat some shades (hooray) from the giant who's trying to kidnap my day " - my own version that not rlly different
"69 theaters"
My brain: *Joseph Joestar voice* N I C E
lol
BERI NISU SHIZA-CHAN
Haha jojo funi
@cheems_the_pupper Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Me: hey mom can we get Toy story?
Mom: we have Toy story at home
Toy story at home:
You must have a horrible childhood
I like this movie
for some reason CZcams KEEPS RECCOMENDING THIS TO ME, one time they recommended this film, one time i searched because they reccomended this movie on almost every page... i couldn't escape it.
bro as a kid the "emotional breakup" scene was just so stupid to me. yellow draws a mouth on the king so he could speak and everyone else is like "oh what you're on their side now?" And I was like "oh boy, its this part of the movie"
The fact that the teachers in kindergarten forced us to watch this is even worse than the film. I was literally the oldest one there and still got scared
F modern school
Reject school
Return to jungle
Ha
💀💀💀💀💀
this looks like some sort of fever dream I would have at the age of 3
This remind me slighty of a kids book where the crayons send letters to their kids saying that they are tired
One of the letters that i remember was of a glow in the dark that his letter said something like 'we had much fun when you painted scary stuff in the walls of the basement and we scared your sister,it stopped being fun when she ran and you ran after her and forgot me,i quit' or something like that
Woah what is that high ass quality space video that you used early on
Yellow looks like genderbent Spongebob with banana hair
MelodicDragon97 beautiful words
Black is probably my favorite character. He is me in school.
Same
My favorite color is purple
@@ariannagorbet6674 same
White, because I'm completely useless!
Mine is red.she is me in my dreams
"Sometimes you have to color outside the lines"
Why should you color outside the lines? will it affect anything in your life? what a stupid moral and lesson
Did anyone realise black and white isn't a colour and is actually a FRICKING SHADE
All the colours killed my eyes
Also, didn't the sheriff break his ARM?
Why then does he have a crutch for his LEG?
IKR!
Oh I never even noticed-
I never really noticed and cared
Ever since Wayne Brady voiced the "chocolate squirrel" in Food Fight I realized... heeeeee's not picky with his VO work. 😬🤷🏾♀️
he felt bad for the people in food fight, they lost all of their original work and had to restart after more than a decade of work
@@CiphersVII yeah it is a shame cause the movie had potential to look a bit nicer at least
I actually have heard theories (take them with a massive grain of salt though) that the director was the real thief and destroyed the work cause he wanted to start production in a new direction. Though it may remain one of the biggest mysteries as to exactly who was the real thief
Neither is Mike Pollock, the VA for Eggman.
He had a role in ratatoing
Either that, or he cant escape the shadow of Whose Line from the 90's
oh god, not the chocolate squirrel.
Fun fact. Heliotrope is based of a flower color/name
Why would the crayons be happy about being recycled? Do they want to be melted down and their liquified bodies mixed with others of the same color?
The bit where you have to slow it down to listen to it makes him sound like he’s just drunk rambling.