Casually Explained: The Spectrum of Intelligence

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  • @blur2212
    @blur2212 Před 8 lety +4536

    "Fuckin smoked him in the 100 meter dash."

    • @Blazegamingcentral
      @Blazegamingcentral Před 8 lety +118

      "Fuckin smoked him in the 100 meters"* close tho

    • @abbyb3100
      @abbyb3100 Před 8 lety +16

      there was an attempt

    • @dsadad21
      @dsadad21 Před 8 lety +49

      shut the fuck up abby

    • @ericg4006
      @ericg4006 Před 8 lety +12

      +dsadad21 tf did Abby do?

    • @jakobwilcyn7437
      @jakobwilcyn7437 Před 8 lety +3

      +eric g Some elephants are thought to be as intelligent as an eight year old child.

  • @BBgamerz261
    @BBgamerz261 Před 6 lety +15215

    “Smoked him in the 100 meters” lol i had to pause it

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Před 6 lety +479

      "Jesus could turn water into wine, I'm not a jew"

    • @loganchasen3307
      @loganchasen3307 Před 4 lety +10

      Smar

    • @sadeedehsan5513
      @sadeedehsan5513 Před 4 lety +45

      Subham Anand Steven hawking can’t walk

    • @r2d2fromstartrack83
      @r2d2fromstartrack83 Před 4 lety +8

      @@chivikp5485 he would've hated that! Kinda fucks up his theories if a wormhole just gets infront if him and he ends up on the finnish line

    • @r2d2fromstartrack83
      @r2d2fromstartrack83 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chivikp5485 yeah i know. Still would've hated it xd

  • @fredthewreckyt
    @fredthewreckyt Před 5 lety +6429

    The entire comment section is basically a library of his quotes in this video

    • @RaeionFlash
      @RaeionFlash Před 5 lety +13

      Stop using the five year old Chinese thing for creepy shit, you sick fucks.

    • @leno7492
      @leno7492 Před 4 lety +121

      Thats the entire comment section of every video on youtube nowadays

    • @stefn7084
      @stefn7084 Před 4 lety +72

      kuqi yeah, most youtube commenters really lack any original thought

    • @mascar1lha
      @mascar1lha Před 4 lety +5

      Ahhh you got the gist of social media comments I see

    • @stefn7084
      @stefn7084 Před 4 lety +4

      semih yılmaz nighterterter youre being ironic i hope

  • @LordAJ12345
    @LordAJ12345 Před 6 lety +5736

    "Asking for a haircut without rehearsing beforehand." Impossible, it's even hard with rehearsing. There's a reason I have long hair.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave Před 6 lety +139

      same. if you do not rehearse for like a week every day for 20 minutes then you will either:
      a. Absolutely fucking assrape your conversation with the barber.
      b. Absolutely fuck up and make yourself awkward as fuck
      c. Accidentally miss out an important detail on how you want your hair done.
      or D, From not rehearsing you accidentally say something stupid like ''I want a number 16'' when you should have worded it to ''i just want my hair to be trimmed a little there''' because they will say there is no such thing as a number 16. (But technically there is)
      I'm going to get my hair cut in 2 days and i don't think i'm even ready yet. I always ask for the same hair cut but still, you easily get out of practise. I think the only time you don't need to worry about rehearsing if you been going to the same barber often so you made kind of like ''friends'' with them. I'm even worried about saying ''hello'' as i walk in because either i won't be heard by anyone, but that one person that will chuckle afterwards or there will just be a silence the moment i say hello and nobody will answer so i will just feel stupid for the whole time. This is why i don't think i will even say hello this time. In fact, no fucking way. I'm not saying hello when i walk in this time. Too risky.

    • @jazzmusicstops374
      @jazzmusicstops374 Před 6 lety +17

      Good luck my guy

    • @thefakepie1126
      @thefakepie1126 Před 6 lety +12

      right ??? I hate getting haircut , I'm probably never gonna get a haircut again , it's been 1 year I haven't cut my hair ...

    • @DrCooch
      @DrCooch Před 5 lety +23

      @@thefakepie1126 I don't like barber shops with a bunch of people . They just look at you with their vagina lipped eyes everytime you get in the chair and they keep fucking doing it the entire time , only occasionally looking away to look at someone else . It's an awkward experience

    • @DiabloMet
      @DiabloMet Před 5 lety +18

      I can’t relate to this in the slightest is something wrong with me

  • @souravzzz
    @souravzzz Před 8 lety +11400

    I can turn wine into pee.

    • @tune_m
      @tune_m Před 8 lety +446

      Take that, jesus!

    • @eliran-rdt
      @eliran-rdt Před 8 lety +140

      I can do the same trick with beer..... And I also can turn beer to a belly...
      Take that Jesus... :-P

    • @Momohhhhhh
      @Momohhhhhh Před 8 lety +331

      I can turn wine into regrettable mistakes

    • @doyouseeme27
      @doyouseeme27 Před 8 lety +5

      +Eliko RDT But OH HO HOOO BEER I ALREADY PEE

    • @eliran-rdt
      @eliran-rdt Před 8 lety +7

      Soothing Fire Note to self: "If you ever find a beer named 'Soothing Fire' do not drink!!!"
      Thanks for the head start :-)

  • @jwtgaming657
    @jwtgaming657 Před 8 lety +5330

    "Gorrillas are really smart, so if you ever thought dropping your kid in a dolphin cage is fun..."

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 Před 4 lety +4172

    "The elephant is as smart as a 8 year old child"
    When I was 8 I was still running into glass doors

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus Před 4 lety +146

      I was doing that when I was 14. You're not as stupid as some.

    • @Miscelanou
      @Miscelanou Před 4 lety +132

      In your defence some glass doors and be really hard to see

    • @stefangibbs3361
      @stefangibbs3361 Před 4 lety +10

      When I was 8 I was able to do advanced algebra. #silentflex

    • @ct-tw2ge
      @ct-tw2ge Před 4 lety +46

      At 8 i could eat anything without getting sick

    • @ec6792
      @ec6792 Před 4 lety +14

      I did that like a week ago

  • @facyual9061
    @facyual9061 Před 4 lety +1773

    "smoked him in the hundred meter"
    idk electric wheel chairs can be pretty fast sometimes.

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m Před 4 lety +10

      Especially if mr bean got a hold of it.
      m.czcams.com/video/5u4FU5Q6j8Q/video.html

    • @MainBe04
      @MainBe04 Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh just live the vibe bro bruh bro fr

    • @giannirsb
      @giannirsb Před 4 lety

      리주민 I thought exactly the same...

    • @Alex-uz3fb
      @Alex-uz3fb Před 3 lety +20

      When I was in 7th grade, our teacher would make us run laps around the blacktop in the morning. One day I was running and then this kid ran over one of my friends with an electric wheelchair.

    • @MiniMeags
      @MiniMeags Před 3 lety +1

      As an electric wheelchair user, I can confirm. My current one goes up to 10km/ph 😂😂😂

  • @yupimmclovin9787
    @yupimmclovin9787 Před 8 lety +21100

    "Jesus could turn water into wine"
    "I'm not a Jew"
    Now that's a highlight

  • @EatdyrtTheOriginal
    @EatdyrtTheOriginal Před 7 lety +7474

    "At least it was a business model she can understand.......a triangle" best line.

    • @helas33
      @helas33 Před 6 lety +49

      I dont get that one can you explain

    • @AP0PT0SIS
      @AP0PT0SIS Před 6 lety +398

      Saleh Bhatti pyramid scheme.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 Před 6 lety +62

      Nah, the best line was right at the end.

    • @aminebrahmi8034
      @aminebrahmi8034 Před 6 lety +4

      matthew mcCoy.....I still don't get it...?hahahhhahha

    • @ezeposada1276
      @ezeposada1276 Před 6 lety +21

      @@aminebrahmi8034 lmgtfy.com/?q=pyramid+scheme

  • @The_Captainn
    @The_Captainn Před 6 lety +2016

    I watched this on the day Steven Hawkings died. It took awhile, but your sick burn finally got to him.

  • @mysticalbob8065
    @mysticalbob8065 Před 4 lety +714

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS MORGAN FREEMAN IMPRESSION

    • @arthur5771
      @arthur5771 Před 4 lety +9

      SAME

    • @1hourloops982
      @1hourloops982 Před 3 lety

      @Mistjor tf ur not a fkn god or smth ur pfp is literally well jokes on u im into that shit

    • @Jayberisk3793
      @Jayberisk3793 Před 3 lety +13

      Ngl, I wasn't quite sure if that was him, or an actual clip of Morgan

    • @albionbodle6403
      @albionbodle6403 Před 3 lety

      @@1hourloops982 fuck u

    • @LlhNvV
      @LlhNvV Před 3 lety

      When you mention it it makes it less fun

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723

    I laughed so hard at the 100m Steven hawking joke.

  • @natalieduran1613
    @natalieduran1613 Před 7 lety +3937

    "Some elephants are thought to be as intelligent as an 8 year old, so pretty stupid"

    • @litmitt9133
      @litmitt9133 Před 6 lety +6

      I was the 420th like (;

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe Před 6 lety +20

      Why does he sound like Morgan Freeman there?

    • @Zero-ye2dk
      @Zero-ye2dk Před 6 lety +1

      Look up elephants are gross

    • @jeremynewcombe3422
      @jeremynewcombe3422 Před 5 lety +24

      Natalie Duran Thanks bro. Despite just watching the video, I had forgotten that funny quote. Fortunately, you quoted it with no input of your own so I can rest easy now.

    • @noncedestroyer4020
      @noncedestroyer4020 Před 5 lety +2

      Fair point fortnite’s player base is mainly 8 year olds

  • @mitchellwhisner1200
    @mitchellwhisner1200 Před 4 lety +602

    “Being able to request a haircut without rehearsing beforehand.”
    That truly takes supreme intelligence to do.

  • @user-jw3rl7mk3i
    @user-jw3rl7mk3i Před 5 lety +8556

    Casually explained
    By a five year old Chinese girl

  • @bpeoples4043
    @bpeoples4043 Před 8 lety +3572

    "So, pretty stupid." I'm weak XD

    • @fallen546
      @fallen546 Před 8 lety +40

      That was my favorite line. lol

    • @DeOxygenation_
      @DeOxygenation_ Před 8 lety +129

      "And let me tell you if you thought dropping your kid in the dolphin enclosure was fun.... just a thought"

    • @ruch2976
      @ruch2976 Před 7 lety +2

      Brandy Verdon I bet I could beat you in an arm wrestle

    • @oscarayala1138
      @oscarayala1138 Před 6 lety +1

      Brandy Verdon that had me laughing too lol

    • @JD-jl4yy
      @JD-jl4yy Před 6 lety

      Brandy Verdon and what's wroooong with that?

  • @ixl911ixl
    @ixl911ixl Před 8 lety +1887

    "At least it's a business model she could understand: A triangle."
    Fuck me dead, subbed.

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus Před 8 lety +57

      I liked the subtle "increasingly diluted client base" jab immediately before it.

    • @reecehoward6848
      @reecehoward6848 Před 8 lety +6

      Captain obvious strikes again

    • @wiertara1337
      @wiertara1337 Před 8 lety

      +

    • @RyanCantDrum
      @RyanCantDrum Před 8 lety +6

      yeah this guy is lit

    • @isakrehn6873
      @isakrehn6873 Před 8 lety +26

      Well sometimes it's nice to have a captain obvious because I didn't get it initialy :P

  • @BuzzSahas
    @BuzzSahas Před 4 lety +148

    "fuking smoked him in the hundred meters" this killed me dude

  • @khatharrmalkavian3306
    @khatharrmalkavian3306 Před 4 lety +550

    Wanna get depressed?
    The thing about intelligence vs hard work is close to the truth. IQ is mostly genetic, but conscientiousness, the trait relating to hard work and the ability to implement ideas, is also mostly genetic.

    • @naonao7473
      @naonao7473 Před 4 lety +87

      @Likeaboss Gamer so you're at the essential oil business too ? xD

    • @albinocake
      @albinocake Před 4 lety +2

      @@naonao7473 essential oils business lmao

    • @albinocake
      @albinocake Před 4 lety +7

      @Likeaboss Gamer I also have pretty decent intelligence but lazy af. Why tho

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 Před 4 lety +2

      Ikr, like I can remember model numbers and play some songs by ear but good luck finding me out of bed at a reasonable hour.

    • @verapamil07
      @verapamil07 Před 4 lety +20

      Without starting a flaming war, IQ is a pseudoscientific measure invented by psychologists so they look like "real science" , read like physics

  • @cheeseclo
    @cheeseclo Před 7 lety +3578

    I did not expect that ending. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @davidmullenix3757
      @davidmullenix3757 Před 5 lety +11

      Really, that ending got me so good

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq Před 5 lety +10

      David Mullenix the ending “quacking” according to autocaptions is “Franck ribéry quickly”.

  • @ctrlshiftn2132
    @ctrlshiftn2132 Před 7 lety +3425

    The whole "Plugging in USBs after only 3-4 tries" was a homerun.

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ Před 6 lety +12

      Usually the usb is upsidown and I do it once or twice

    • @PotatoMC1
      @PotatoMC1 Před 6 lety +11

      I don't understand the struggle people have with usbs... just put the empty side on top and push the thing in...

    • @kiruuttori8539
      @kiruuttori8539 Před 6 lety +33

      @@PotatoMC1 when its 2am and you are drunk becouse you finally managed to go out its suprisingly difficult

    • @PotatoMC1
      @PotatoMC1 Před 5 lety +14

      Kiruuttori oh that makes sense. I guess I don’t relate because I never leave the house.

    • @kiruuttori8539
      @kiruuttori8539 Před 5 lety +3

      @@PotatoMC1 i though so about a half year ago as well, htne university came...

  • @tycisaughticy8137
    @tycisaughticy8137 Před 5 lety +777

    "Im not a Jew"
    Me: *chokes on tea*

    • @BayBugra
      @BayBugra Před 3 lety +4

      i dont get the joke can you explain?

    • @jogandsp
      @jogandsp Před 3 lety +19

      @@BayBugra the whole joke is just a perpetuation of baseless hatred for jews.

    • @BayBugra
      @BayBugra Před 3 lety

      @@jogandsp thanks

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jogandsp baseless? BASELESS???!!! IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO GO? YOU GEN Z ####?!

    • @jogandsp
      @jogandsp Před 3 lety

      @@chloroplast8611 ??

  • @DustyHoney
    @DustyHoney Před 4 lety +20

    I have a blue tongue skink. When I was researching about them before getting mine, I learned they are “friendly and intelligent”. I didn’t realize they meant friendly and intelligent for a lizard. I know this video isn’t about lizards, but, I just remembered that.

  • @DDazzle1
    @DDazzle1 Před 7 lety +2494

    "A triangle." This channel is too good.

    • @helas33
      @helas33 Před 6 lety +8

      i dont understand that one plz explain

    • @Zilver95
      @Zilver95 Před 6 lety +155

      Saleh Bhatti Pyramid Scheme business model

    • @DaBomb5309
      @DaBomb5309 Před 6 lety +21

      And conspiracy/Illuminati pun

    • @PenguinApple
      @PenguinApple Před 6 lety

      that made me smile

    • @josephaurelius5567
      @josephaurelius5567 Před 6 lety +29

      Saleh Bhatti a pyramid scheme is a company that tried to recruit people to sell their shitty usually scam product by word of mouth. No actual employees usually get paid next to nothing and they are very illegal

  • @kylethomas9640
    @kylethomas9640 Před 7 lety +222

    Fucking smoked him in the 100 meter dash

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana Před 6 lety +84

    "At least it's a business model that she could understand.... ..... ... a triangle."
    HAHAHAH

  • @ethanthrowawaybeats
    @ethanthrowawaybeats Před 3 lety +42

    Gifted people
    Me: "Hey I get straight A's a lot!"
    "Intense and prolonged focus"
    Me: "nevermind"

    • @thomasgeorge6819
      @thomasgeorge6819 Před 3 lety

      Hey I can get that for a solid 5 minutes, a prolonged 5 minutes that is.

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon978 Před 7 lety +1729

    "Jesus could turn water into wine. I'm not a Jew."
    GOD DAMN. I was expecting "I can turn wine into water" or something.

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Před 6 lety +3

      Ikr

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 Před 6 lety +51

      IceDragon978 I can turn wine into urine

    • @Nikola95inYT
      @Nikola95inYT Před 5 lety +2

      tshred666 which is basically a water with some ammonite. But still won't drink it

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 Před 5 lety +37

      Nikola95inYT *Adjust nerd glasses* Um, actually urine is basically water with *ammonia,* an ammonite is a cephalopod similar to the modern-day nautilus that went extinct during the same extinction event as the dinosaurs.

    • @Nikola95inYT
      @Nikola95inYT Před 5 lety +9

      Bob Willson You are goddamn right.

  • @InsertGamerThere
    @InsertGamerThere Před 8 lety +309

    "Fuckin' smoked him in the hundred meters" OH MY GOD I DIED

    • @briansierzega
      @briansierzega Před 8 lety +1

      Hahaha! No shit! Did not see that one coming!

    • @aezzil3536
      @aezzil3536 Před 8 lety +2

      I feel like that was a bit to far

    • @hunimoonz
      @hunimoonz Před 8 lety +2

      wow hilarious makes me crack up get it because he is disabled right so its funny because he cant smoke weed in a 100 meter dash

    • @chrisemmett8979
      @chrisemmett8979 Před 8 lety

      if you don't find that funny explain why. that was hilarious

    • @dmoneyswagg64
      @dmoneyswagg64 Před 8 lety

      +Mark Donald I think you have a shitty sense of humor.

  • @unclet9305
    @unclet9305 Před 4 lety +20

    2:34 “fuckswithducks”
    Wot.

  • @kyanh6587
    @kyanh6587 Před 4 lety +519

    “The best way to give up on your dreams is to type them into the CZcams search bar followed by done by a 5 year old Chinese girl”
    Ahh yes the classic poem;
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    There is always an Asian
    who is better than you

    • @davidwillis7991
      @davidwillis7991 Před 3 lety +5

      There might be a few 5 year old chinese girls who can do things better than me but there's probably over 5 million of them and I bet the only thing most of them do better than me is speak Chinese (and use chopsticks and ...)

    • @loafoffloof3420
      @loafoffloof3420 Před 3 lety +32

      David Willis I bet a 5 years old chinese girl is better at being a 5 years old chinese girl than you

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 Před 3 lety +11

      @@davidwillis7991 5 year old chinese children do a lot of things well...
      Like making my iPhone and Nike's

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ingenuity23 that’s only if their IQs lower than 270, the smart ones can work outside of the sweatshops

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 Před 3 lety

      @@kja6336 *the joke flew right over that head didn't it*

  • @thedragonflytapes5727
    @thedragonflytapes5727 Před 8 lety +3153

    Jesus turned water into wine
    I turned water into piss

  • @10timesover42
    @10timesover42 Před 8 lety +424

    That "I'm not a Jew" really caught me off guard. Glad not every succumbs to political correctness

    • @MarquosXoloVanda
      @MarquosXoloVanda Před 8 lety +24

      *Semitcal correctness

    • @memorizingmemorias3653
      @memorizingmemorias3653 Před 8 lety

      Glad some grammar good english...

    • @Likeaboss5656
      @Likeaboss5656 Před 8 lety +29

      >Making a joke now makes you anti-PC
      Wow its fucking nothing

    • @Barnaclebeard
      @Barnaclebeard Před 8 lety +11

      No, Danny, in this context, it's saying, "I'm better than a Christian or a Muslim." He was saying that he was better than Jesus because Jesus is Jewish and he's not. It's a highly questionable "joke" intended to be slightly shocking but relatively safe since humour is important to Jewish identity.

    • @anonymoususer6334
      @anonymoususer6334 Před 8 lety

      It is a statement, and a) True, b) in no way an insult c) funny because it is unexpected d) obviously raised your estrogen levels, which btw I find funny
      Before your panties get bunched, if you want to go off do so at the right targets. The channel didn't upset you, if it did you aren't smart enough to navigate to it and were helped. The video obviously did identify some barely smart enough to comprehend words convey meaning and I see in their comments much one might consider offensive because they are. That they identify the statement as reason to spew hatred is a lie and red herring. Go after the haters that RAIN ignorance.
      PS. It is exactly the same as saying I am not Christian or I am not Muslim or I am not Tall or I don't drive a Car or I don't have any Scars. None of which are insulting statements intended to harm or hurt anyone in the context written.

  • @JNCressey
    @JNCressey Před 4 lety +35

    Line savers: "{ on same line as the condition"
    Sepratists: "{ on its own line"
    Casualy explained: 0:19 "} at less indent than the condition"

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 Před 4 lety +3

      That caused me physical pain when I noticed, I just thought it was just mismatched braces at first.

    • @zacksima8333
      @zacksima8333 Před 4 lety +1

      welp there goes google hiring him

    • @eloiskret6074
      @eloiskret6074 Před 2 lety

      He did say he dropped out of school in "causally explained: fomo"

  • @antiloser70
    @antiloser70 Před 6 lety +2

    This is my favorite video of yours! Nice work

  • @bonrind
    @bonrind Před 8 lety +440

    "Im not a jew" jesus got rkt

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy Před 8 lety +1

      SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
      OHHHHH MY FICKING GODDDD

    • @AlexMartinez-cu5bw
      @AlexMartinez-cu5bw Před 8 lety +18

      get 360 crucified

    • @Mrmoe198
      @Mrmoe198 Před 8 lety

      Damn, I'm a Jew.

    • @charterhold1469
      @charterhold1469 Před 8 lety

      +Mr Mo
      i am also a jew...

    • @powerkidO7
      @powerkidO7 Před 8 lety +1

      Hahaahahahahahahah
      That's the way do be smart in this world
      Taylor swift fucks around
      I don't +1

  • @SokiHime
    @SokiHime Před 8 lety +2975

    "I'm not a Jew"
    NOT expected on one of these huge channels
    LOL

    • @flamin34
      @flamin34 Před 8 lety +55

      yeah that caught me out

    • @evergreatest3986
      @evergreatest3986 Před 8 lety +47

      TRIGGERED

    • @ghettobrown209
      @ghettobrown209 Před 8 lety +130

      Being not a Jew is great, try it

    • @krn_ndy
      @krn_ndy Před 8 lety +14

      SHOT FUCKING FIRED

    • @Jokestur
      @Jokestur Před 8 lety +132

      "One of these huge channels" He basically popped out of nowhere in the last few months.

  • @JamesBond-jh6xl
    @JamesBond-jh6xl Před 4 lety +23

    Haircut without rehearsing hits way to close to home

  • @austin09jj
    @austin09jj Před 6 lety +3

    Rome 1 popped up and i got some nostalgic ass feels. You just tricked me into subbing

  • @TheWhiteLionn
    @TheWhiteLionn Před 8 lety +156

    Rome Total War, those were the good times.

  • @danielc.5724
    @danielc.5724 Před 7 lety +599

    That Morgan Freeman imitation tho

  • @trailorboi7733
    @trailorboi7733 Před 3 lety

    So I’ve been binging your channel for the last hour and I’m so grateful I bumped into your content. Thank you 😌

  • @mrmonday2000
    @mrmonday2000 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how you always add some random C code for random facts in your videos, makes it funny as a software dev

  • @alfiesmart7452
    @alfiesmart7452 Před 8 lety +351

    congratulations, you have been blessed by the front page of reddit

    • @mortaccio4241
      @mortaccio4241 Před 8 lety +51

      "blessed"

    • @ZhenLiZhao
      @ZhenLiZhao Před 8 lety +1

      Which sub? I haven't seen it yet.

    • @Dan-uq5ot
      @Dan-uq5ot Před 8 lety +5

      Ridiculously Cursed*

    • @xelgringoloco2
      @xelgringoloco2 Před 8 lety +1

      Can't wait for the athiesm comments on every video for now until the end of time

    • @xeno942
      @xeno942 Před 8 lety

      my brover knows u

  • @Zefo_No
    @Zefo_No Před 8 lety +96

    1:57 "A triangle" damn, this is just too funny for how bored he sounds!

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch Před 8 lety +15

      It's called deadpan.

    • @MIMA1793
      @MIMA1793 Před 6 lety +6

      One might almost say it's like a pyramid

    • @psuedonym9999
      @psuedonym9999 Před 6 lety +1

      Or a reverse funnel...

    • @foxbritten
      @foxbritten Před 6 lety

      I know savage

    • @ensy7612
      @ensy7612 Před 6 lety

      Julien Gómez yeahh it's always sunny in Philadelphia

  • @santtutonttu9275
    @santtutonttu9275 Před 3 lety +151

    I haven't been able to find a video of a 5 year-old chinese girl deadlifting 800lbs so if anyone could share a link that would be nice.
    Or maybe it's just so common that they don't bother filming those videos.

    • @lynxcs145
      @lynxcs145 Před 3 lety +14

      Link me a video of you deadlifting 800lbs using your inteligence

    • @collinsepulveda8873
      @collinsepulveda8873 Před 3 lety +15

      @@lynxcs145 if you do that with your intelligence you're practically charles xavier

    • @lynxcs145
      @lynxcs145 Před 3 lety +2

      @@collinsepulveda8873 lmao

    • @rabokarabekian409
      @rabokarabekian409 Před 3 lety

      Stoopid, they don't have poinds in CHina, they got killergrams. Besides - falun gung.

    • @thezombiekat7506
      @thezombiekat7506 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rabokarabekian409 i'm acually a 9 year old chinese girl and no i do not live in china and cant do einstein maths

  • @gringofajitas8914
    @gringofajitas8914 Před 4 lety +3

    2:52 directions unclear, ended up on the hub, FBI at door, help

  • @Nemenon
    @Nemenon Před 8 lety +1458

    I may have graduated with a 2.4 gpa but I can probably kick your ass in world of warcraft

    • @Nemenon
      @Nemenon Před 8 lety +21

      ***** I was trying to make a joke

    • @Nemenon
      @Nemenon Před 8 lety +103

      ***** I'm too busy playing world of warcraft to go to college

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Před 7 lety +12

      I have the brain of a child, but I am good at physically choking other scared humans...

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Před 7 lety +12

      Kyubea Thank you!

    • @renjia3504
      @renjia3504 Před 7 lety

      Nemenon you only have 2400 rating gpa reflects rating lol... I can't get past 1900... ;(

  • @M0ree
    @M0ree Před 8 lety +1490

    Last 10 seconds of the video ---> subscribed

  • @BLKWDW
    @BLKWDW Před 4 lety

    You're jokes were so funny and hit so hard 😂 😭

  • @danieldruce2953
    @danieldruce2953 Před 6 lety

    By far my favourite vid of yours

  • @bbwfiona
    @bbwfiona Před 6 lety +795

    There are lots of people taller, stronger, smarter, and prettier than me... but I can fold a fitted sheet in under a minute. \m/

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 Před 8 lety +114

    So I didn't understand any of this...but I think he's trying to call me stoopid.

    • @GhostsOfAzrael
      @GhostsOfAzrael Před 8 lety +25

      u r stoobid

    • @twitchster77
      @twitchster77 Před 8 lety +13

      *****
      I is :(

    • @GhostsOfAzrael
      @GhostsOfAzrael Před 8 lety +1

      twitchster77 very

    • @Pleaseunderstand
      @Pleaseunderstand Před 8 lety +2

      I am so smart. I am so smart. S.M.R.T.... I mean S.M.A.R.T.

    • @The9gods
      @The9gods Před 8 lety +1

      God damn it Ugin! This is what happens when you don't kill the Eldrazi, then you die, then a planeswalker goes back in time to stop you from dying and you sleep for a thousand years. Sorin and Nihri would be so disappointed in you if they were acting like cunts!

  • @pterranadon
    @pterranadon Před 4 lety +4

    You actually missed one before jellyfish and worms: "My teammates on League of Legends"

  • @tylerperkins5694
    @tylerperkins5694 Před 6 lety

    Your content is too good😂 more like this please

  • @yupimmclovin9787
    @yupimmclovin9787 Před 8 lety +1440

    casually explain communism ;)

    • @thecupcake4724
      @thecupcake4724 Před 8 lety +6

      that's a really good one.

    • @jamport5973
      @jamport5973 Před 8 lety +14

      Communism v capitalism

    • @pukingpanda1803
      @pukingpanda1803 Před 8 lety +115

      He should title it: How to cripple your economy with these 5 easy steps.

    • @jorj1357
      @jorj1357 Před 8 lety +2

      caminaplism

    • @felixniedermeier8811
      @felixniedermeier8811 Před 8 lety +7

      +Puking Panda as we see if we compare for example north and south korea or east and west germany :)

  • @buddyvanpeer
    @buddyvanpeer Před 8 lety +235

    I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!!
    My opinion below:
    ▶ 🔘──────── 00:17

    • @seabb
      @seabb Před 8 lety +11

      Oh. Wow. (-_-)b

    • @Fortunaatp
      @Fortunaatp Před 8 lety +29

      You fucker hahaha

    • @jrod2738
      @jrod2738 Před 8 lety

      🙊👌👌👌

    • @sabz20005
      @sabz20005 Před 8 lety +50

      People that fall for these things are the ones that do the iq tests on fb

    • @jrod2738
      @jrod2738 Před 8 lety

      +sabz20005 well put lol 😂

  • @francod.7752
    @francod.7752 Před 4 lety +8

    3:32 looks like somebody predicted Untitled Goose Game

  • @rudolphclaus9565
    @rudolphclaus9565 Před 2 lety

    0:19 That code was absolutely masterful! I do hope Google hires you! XD

  • @alphiek309
    @alphiek309 Před 7 lety +754

    0:55 is that real morgan freeman?

  • @CultureCrash
    @CultureCrash Před 8 lety +86

    This sarcastic humour will never get old, and the art is perfect. Loved this channel ever since "Is She Into You?" came out.

    • @nothingmuch1129
      @nothingmuch1129 Před 2 lety

      Same. I’ve also been watching sam o nella for some while so this channel was right up my alley

  • @sparkyk24
    @sparkyk24 Před 6 lety

    WOAH that last line I did not expect that kind of humor from this channel I'm dyin'

  • @Luca-sz5uy
    @Luca-sz5uy Před 5 lety +21

    I always have the feeling that being somewhat clever is kind of weird sometimes.
    If you say you’re normal and do something they consider hard it is wrong
    If you say you’re somewhat clever everyone is going to hate you instantly „yeah, sure“

  • @ToX1cPythonz
    @ToX1cPythonz Před 8 lety +88

    Hey im currently a level 1 fetus i would like some tips in putting my skill points into the required skill tree. thanks.

    • @somethingfunny9402
      @somethingfunny9402 Před 8 lety +58

      Dump most of them into intelligence, sure you may get bullied at school by people who focused DEX or STR but they scale horribly into the late game.

    • @Fortunaatp
      @Fortunaatp Před 8 lety +29

      Invest them all into the big dick tree

    • @TheMajorpickle01
      @TheMajorpickle01 Před 8 lety +6

      Alternatively speccing into a high CHR female is a good buildpath

    • @ToX1cPythonz
      @ToX1cPythonz Před 8 lety +2

      Thanks guys i have decided to dump quite alot of my skill points into Intellect,Muscles and a big dick! when i get more i'll invet into some other things as well :D

    • @venomsbite3925
      @venomsbite3925 Před 8 lety

      Kappa

  • @ChakibTsouli
    @ChakibTsouli Před 8 lety +27

    That pause at Harambe ...

  • @nolantate951
    @nolantate951 Před 4 lety

    I love this channel!

  • @andrehirschler5442
    @andrehirschler5442 Před 3 lety +1

    Sometimes I watch your videos and worry if you're truly a toxic nihilistic being but then I'm laughing and realize at least if you are you're making the best content with it (shouts out Rome TW)

  • @NickVanzwol
    @NickVanzwol Před 7 lety +156

    Can plug in a USB after 2 or 3 tries

    • @sadisticgirl_
      @sadisticgirl_ Před 4 lety +6

      I went to one try somewhere after 20.. there is a hope!

    • @44r0n-9
      @44r0n-9 Před 3 lety

      @@sadisticgirl_ Liar. Noone can do that in one try.

    • @echobounce2945
      @echobounce2945 Před 3 lety

      I can plug in usb's first try. But my career is in I.T., so...

    • @somethingelse9228
      @somethingelse9228 Před 3 lety

      I do it on first try

  • @MattMusky
    @MattMusky Před 8 lety +105

    omg i love this, i think i might subscribe already

    • @MattMusky
      @MattMusky Před 8 lety +297

      ok, i finished every single video

  • @justinlumpkin1874
    @justinlumpkin1874 Před 4 lety +1

    Your IMACS voice was amazing

  • @thrownsofaraway9978
    @thrownsofaraway9978 Před 3 lety +4

    4 years old and I still feel the need to comment about the mouse cord sticking out the back of the mouse.

  • @Cd5ssmffan
    @Cd5ssmffan Před 8 lety +69

    Jesus can turn water into wine? Well I can turn wine into urine. BEAT THAT

  • @andrewleonardi3351
    @andrewleonardi3351 Před 7 lety +87

    The last 30 seconds are amazing.

  • @wojciechklisz8597
    @wojciechklisz8597 Před 6 lety

    Loved it! Witty and smart humour with unexpected puns.

  • @azuretao
    @azuretao Před 3 lety +12

    [Insert unoriginal joke: "Are you sure about that?"]

  • @mtb416
    @mtb416 Před 7 lety +540

    I have an IQ of 560 and go 0-60 in 3.2 seconds.
    Yeah, I'm pretty badass.

    • @aj3k840
      @aj3k840 Před 6 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @teemodo
      @teemodo Před 6 lety +32

      m y G T R i s f a s t e r a n d s m a r t e r

    • @Minty_Mentos_
      @Minty_Mentos_ Před 6 lety +37

      mtb416 but can you play competitive pokemon

    • @antton9623
      @antton9623 Před 6 lety +5

      *Ur pretty bad and an ass

    • @StonedCoconut96
      @StonedCoconut96 Před 6 lety +1

      You're Superman?

  • @C-64
    @C-64 Před 8 lety +110

    Did my boy just say he's better than Jesus because he's not a Jew? 😂

  • @firstnamelastname8220
    @firstnamelastname8220 Před 3 lety +2

    The last one took tenth of a second to be understood....but...it was great!

  • @EarthNationCeramics
    @EarthNationCeramics Před 6 lety

    This is the best one I have seen thus far.

  • @seth.heerschap
    @seth.heerschap Před 8 lety +57

    You can brag about being dedicated or motivated, but if you should brag about your IQ you're immediately thought of as a prideful, arrogant, sinful dweeb.

    • @meepster554
      @meepster554 Před 8 lety +1

      "lul i huv iq uf 200000000000 lik tutully" is what you'd usually hear from stupid ass people

    • @ShitMist
      @ShitMist Před 8 lety

      Taco.

    • @meepster554
      @meepster554 Před 8 lety

      Jack Beam thanks I edited it

    • @ShitMist
      @ShitMist Před 8 lety

      Meep Ster Np, dude.

    • @MegaMadman64
      @MegaMadman64 Před 8 lety

      Absolutely. Didn't Donald Trump once say "my IQ is one of the highest"?

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX Před 8 lety +12

    "At least it's a business model that she could understand. A triangle."
    Lines like that are why I subscribed

  • @aaronmccauley5499
    @aaronmccauley5499 Před 4 lety

    Entertaining video - you won my subscription!

  • @chak9360
    @chak9360 Před 4 lety +13

    "But knows how to Google something before giving up" 😂

  • @fullmindstorm
    @fullmindstorm Před 8 lety +146

    "Jesus turned water into wine" "Im not a jew"😂😂😂😂

    • @fullmindstorm
      @fullmindstorm Před 8 lety +5

      Subscribed😆👍

    • @fullmindstorm
      @fullmindstorm Před 8 lety

      +Radical Memes as low, as not having anything else to do in life,but nitpick into random strangers comments.

    • @fullmindstorm
      @fullmindstorm Před 8 lety

      +Radical Memes I am pretty low,but then that makes you even lower just now.

    • @fullmindstorm
      @fullmindstorm Před 8 lety

      +Radical Memes Yes, I would know how low you are,just how low you know I am with your lowness.

    • @fullmindstorm
      @fullmindstorm Před 8 lety

      +Radical Memes To the window!!!!!!!

  • @OverLordGoldDragon
    @OverLordGoldDragon Před 8 lety +123

    Jellyfish are immortal.

    • @ItsMathematics
      @ItsMathematics Před 8 lety +16

      So are lobsters.

    • @leejuicy
      @leejuicy Před 8 lety +8

      Jellyfish are immortal in a sense that some of jellyfish's cells are capable of degenerating and reforming into new individuals.
      But if you consider that immortality, then if you clone yourself with your own cells, you would be immortal. (which is definitely doable barring ethical/financial issues aside)

    • @iSTABABIESWITHCRAYON
      @iSTABABIESWITHCRAYON Před 8 lety

      Also lobsters aren't biologically immortal just have amazing longevity. It isn't uncommon for some species to exceed 100 years of age. And now I am realising that I have a tiny head so this joke could have flown over it.

    • @needynerds
      @needynerds Před 8 lety

      I have both tattooed for this very reason. Be sure you're mentioning "biological" immortality, instead of just immortality. Then you don't get these smart assess correcting you. If they do, you circle back and emphasize BIOLOGICALLY immortal.
      The only reason lobsters die, is starvation at older ages. They continue to grow (increasing caloric requirements), and don't have enough time in the day to meet those increased requirements over time. If this need was met, they'd continue to live on. Forever.

    • @lyonnguyen3353
      @lyonnguyen3353 Před 8 lety

      so is Jesus P.S. " I'm not a Jew"

  • @swod1
    @swod1 Před 4 lety +1

    That last joke really hit the nail on the head

  • @Aj-gn7cj
    @Aj-gn7cj Před 6 lety

    great video mate!! funny as

  • @PictureFit
    @PictureFit Před 8 lety +28

    Jessica got rekt.

  • @gizzy15gazzy
    @gizzy15gazzy Před 6 lety +1985

    And those who watch Rick and Morty are the pinnacle of intelligence

    • @epsi9923
      @epsi9923 Před 6 lety +31

      They're more like the Death Valley dwellers of intelligence. *cough*

    • @justadude420
      @justadude420 Před 6 lety +13

      True level bitch....

    • @Thundermikeee
      @Thundermikeee Před 6 lety +58

      those who say that can quote 2-3 lines from the show and like to feel smart, those who are smart realise that the humor in Rick an Morty is basically reskinned simpsons or southpark, with a little BBT added ( big words that say nothing mixed with inaccurate or falt out wrong scientific statements)...
      buut who knows, maybe I am the dumb guy

    • @Thundermikeee
      @Thundermikeee Před 6 lety +7

      Josue Santana i wouldnt go that far, its simply unoriginal, but what isnt these days

    • @uneaverageME
      @uneaverageME Před 6 lety +12

      Thundermikeee I mean it's only unoriginal because it works in terms of being popular. Most stories out there, be it movies or books or shows, are just resins of older stories. We all kinda like the same things. That being said, I do think there are unique elements to every new show,which makes a lot of them fun to watch nonetheless. Especially blazed

  • @SchokoAprikose
    @SchokoAprikose Před 6 lety +1

    I like how you add always some code :)

  • @bluebyrd1300
    @bluebyrd1300 Před 2 lety

    The animation quality on this vid is top notch

  • @chretienli6405
    @chretienli6405 Před 8 lety +7

    I've been playing the violin for nearly 10 years now and there's always that ONE FUQIN CHINESE 5 YEAR OLD GIRL THAT MAKES U FEEL LIKE SHET

  • @ramuk1127
    @ramuk1127 Před 8 lety +1534

    "I'm better than Jesus because I'm not a Jew." This legend dissed two religions in one sentence. ^^^

  • @Maya-jg7wp
    @Maya-jg7wp Před 5 lety +1

    you are hilarious, idk how im just finding you

  • @Forstrei.
    @Forstrei. Před 6 lety

    I lost it at the duck... couldn't breathe for like 4 solid seconds

  • @ADOG51412
    @ADOG51412 Před 8 lety +62

    The mouse wire should be on the other side

    • @mikenechifor1342
      @mikenechifor1342 Před 8 lety +3

      +derpy153 shh that's design and innovation (lenny face)

    • @aka5
      @aka5 Před 8 lety +7

      I think it was supposed to be a tail

    • @tylerblack9394
      @tylerblack9394 Před 8 lety

      Originally, that's where they put the cord

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 Před 8 lety

      +Mike Nechifor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here, copy and paste (if you're on pc)

    • @tuscanykeepsake3273
      @tuscanykeepsake3273 Před 8 lety

      I think he wanted to replicate a real life mouse with that illustration

  • @jhroenigk
    @jhroenigk Před 6 lety +35

    "I'm actually really smart" = potentially moderately smart, but with extremely low self-esteem.

  • @stevenbadger6936
    @stevenbadger6936 Před 4 lety

    Hahah the jellyfish code part was hilarious

  • @dasho1234
    @dasho1234 Před 6 lety +15

    I laughed so hard and for so long that I had difficulty breathing when I heard the line:
    "At least it's a business model she can understand.... A triangle"
    My word that was brilliant.