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  • @TheClick
    @TheClick  Před rokem +736

    please be my friend on my second channel, im so lonely *broken heart and finger emojis*
    czcams.com/channels/y2bazLKFKzHX7lYEEEU6Xw.html

  • @samanthadyck5214
    @samanthadyck5214 Před rokem +1172

    The thing that girls want that starts with P and ends with S? It's pockets. We want pockets.

  • @DJAvren
    @DJAvren Před rokem +3165

    We need to set up a The Click (petting) zoo organisation. With how many animals Clicky wants to adopt (today is a baby bat for some reason), we should just fund a zoo near his house so he can finally have the ducks, bats, demons and cats that his little heart desires.

    • @TeethAsSharpAsMyWits
      @TeethAsSharpAsMyWits Před rokem +190

      Don’t forget the land shark!

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 Před rokem +166

      Baby bats are adorable and deserve the gentlest of pats.

    • @TeethAsSharpAsMyWits
      @TeethAsSharpAsMyWits Před rokem +125

      It should be called either the ‘Click to Collect Cuddles Petting Zoo’ or the ‘Mango the Landshark’s Mansion of Cuddles Petting Zoo’

    • @MochiFowl_4412
      @MochiFowl_4412 Před rokem +28

      My favorites would be the demons

    • @DJAvren
      @DJAvren Před rokem +85

      I just realised it should be called a petting zUwU

  • @SuzanneRush
    @SuzanneRush Před rokem +657

    The Bill Gates thing was real. He was doing a rant about how more money was invested into things like hair loss prevention than malaria because rich people don't get malaria, but everyone should care about malaria prevention/treatment...then unleashed the mosquitos. He did clarify afterwards they weren't infectious, but point was well made!

    • @darthbane5357
      @darthbane5357 Před rokem +23

      My respect for bill gates 📉

    • @aidangreene2610
      @aidangreene2610 Před rokem +70

      Bill gates is now my favorite billionaire. I would absolutely love to see it.

    • @ExistentialCrisis1984
      @ExistentialCrisis1984 Před rokem +15

      Heh heh, fucking legend

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 Před rokem

      Remember everyone, he's still a billionaire and what applies to cops applies to billionaires. ACAB

    • @ege8240
      @ege8240 Před rokem +32

      @@darthbane5357 what? you might not like him but this should raise your respect

  • @thetranarchist710
    @thetranarchist710 Před rokem +142

    When I began transitioning I got a call from my doctor's office, they told me I needed to make an appointment to discuss the results of my lab/blood work.
    I lived in absolute terror for the next two weeks, wondering what horrible illness I had.
    I get to the appointment...
    Doctor: Your potassium and sodium levels are lower than I'd like.
    I literally broke down crying and laughing at the same time.

  • @Master_Conner
    @Master_Conner Před rokem +1880

    “So I was like 19 or something“ definitely an underrated line.

    • @senboy9002
      @senboy9002 Před rokem +76

      Cliccy only _started_ figuring out Santa was fake at 19?

    • @StoicVeR
      @StoicVeR Před rokem +98

      "But I was advanced, so it was like 21 or something." nor truer words have ever been spoken

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 Před rokem +13

      @@StoicVeR gifted* 🤓

    • @remy-rz2tf
      @remy-rz2tf Před rokem +15

      i was seven 💀 my brothers helped my mum as they were older and i stayed up to watch (no i was trying to catch santa 😭)

    • @UnofficialTranslator
      @UnofficialTranslator Před rokem +8

      I was 10. I was so confused when he mentioned being 19

  • @inkedgh03st71
    @inkedgh03st71 Před rokem +1508

    Some societies don’t like to see evil geniuses winning

  • @emilylewis660
    @emilylewis660 Před rokem +94

    Once when I was in university, we had those bad religious people who tell everyone they're going to hell, but they had a sign that said dogs go to hell, so a whole bunch of people brought their puppies to the square for everyone to pet and dote over. It was fantastic.

    • @elin_
      @elin_ Před 6 měsíci +2

      Religious people of islam and christianity are freakin unbelievable.

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před rokem +30

    That "Imposter Syndrome" TV show reminds me of a real show I saw where vegans had to spot the fake vegan. In the end, they just gaslit an individual out of being vegan whilst the imposter stood amongst them and said almost nothing 😅 Like, the dude wasn't aware honey wasn't vegan and stood in the interview section afterwards going: "Am I a real vegan?😢" Literally hounded and gaslit a dude until he was convinced he wasn't vegan anymore.

  • @jamesbernadette6216
    @jamesbernadette6216 Před rokem +701

    My family actually pulled that same Santa trick on my cousin. My dad was for the longest time dressed as Santa for my cousins and one year the eldest of my cousins started suspecting what was going on and loudly before the next Christmas started boasting that he knew the jig was up. That's when my grandparents decided to hire a Santa that year and have my dad leave to some other room in the house before the hire arrived in full costume. As expected, when Santa arrived my cousin loudly proclaimed that it was just my dad in a fake beard. That was the cue for my dad to come back to the living room. The shock on my cousin's face was a sight to behold, or so I've been told.

    • @user-nk7uu7ub9z
      @user-nk7uu7ub9z Před rokem +18

      blursed

    • @geekygamergirl7259
      @geekygamergirl7259 Před rokem +16

      The on Christmas had a stepdad he did something I will never forget. He got his boots covered in soot and walked around the living room with them on so we all woke up to see the biggest evidence for Santa ever. Though I imagine the first thing my mom did was go "You better clean that carpet." xD

    • @Morana-mori
      @Morana-mori Před rokem +7

      I read that at “satan trick” and all I can hear is the audio from videos my mom used to watch that just went “mmm satan maybe???”

    • @TheSurvivor637
      @TheSurvivor637 Před 10 měsíci +4

      My uncle had a friend who was in ever way a perfect match for Santa. Portly, white hair and beard, and had a perfect Santa voice.

  • @bruna3620
    @bruna3620 Před rokem +392

    Fun fact: you can wrap a plastic skeleton on trash bags and use a hairdryer to melt the plastic into it and paint it, making a uncomfortably realistic corpse

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 Před rokem +54

      Yeah, but the melting plastic fumes are toxic and potentially carcinogenic.

    • @shinerstheseagull
      @shinerstheseagull Před rokem +120

      @@CrusaderKnight2000 Then you'll have a real corpse. It'll probably be you, but it's still a corpse

    • @weldawoolda9832
      @weldawoolda9832 Před rokem +33

      @@shinerstheseagull bro this reply💀

    • @nuisancekat-8619
      @nuisancekat-8619 Před rokem +7

      @@CrusaderKnight2000 they are not reaaaaaly melting it I think, it should not turn into a liquid or release a gas I think

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 Před rokem +5

      @@nuisancekat-8619 He literally used the word "melt" in his comment.

  • @emmaward5489
    @emmaward5489 Před rokem +8

    21:51 funnily enough, that's exactly what we did for a halftime show during my undergrad freshmen year. We were set to memorize "Come on Eileen" but it secretly had two endings. The band director would signal us which ending to play so the audience was none the wiser, until the actual halftime show (there is always tailgate pregame preview). Actual halftime rolls around and before we march onto the field, he signals us for the RickRoll ending. We proceed to RickRoll an entire American football stadium

  • @jecicox7605
    @jecicox7605 Před rokem +36

    My kid and I love Click's devilishly wholesome humor. So, naturally, when we adopted 2 kittens yesterday, my kid named one of them Cliccy Kitty. He's the sweetest little fluffed ever with the most sensuous purr...
    The other is Techno. He is a Fierce Boi and utter Chaos Gremlin.
    We love them both. Doggo has opinions....

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Před rokem +4

      Kitties are hilarious, but they can be little jerks sometimes

  • @darkdragoness5
    @darkdragoness5 Před rokem +592

    As a kid I loved jigsaws, so my parents got me jigsaws with certain tricks to them, like a circular jigsaw or one where the image on the box isn't actually on the puzzle. I had one that really wanted to screw with you, not only did it have repetitive butterflies as its image, it was designed to have no edges and 5 extra pieces that won't fit anywhere.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl Před rokem +46

      That's fucked up

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 Před rokem +21

      Did you finish it?

    • @blumoogle2901
      @blumoogle2901 Před rokem +72

      There's an even eviller one I saw on one of the puzzle channels: it's ALL edge pieces, every one of them.

    • @sarahvunkannon7336
      @sarahvunkannon7336 Před rokem +24

      I heard this idea for a tricky jigsaw puzzle once from a family member. Tell me if anyone's made it reality: a jigsaw puzzle OF an unfinished jigsaw puzzle.
      And one I came up with myself: an otherwise normal jigsaw puzzle with spots in it composed of seeming edge pieces.

    • @artistryanxiety6132
      @artistryanxiety6132 Před rokem +17

      There are ones now days where the pieces aren't just squares, but shaped oddly or like animals, etc. My mom bought me one last Christmas and it's pretty cool.

  • @ElementalofAir
    @ElementalofAir Před rokem +218

    On the topic of traumatizing your children, I heard this comedian tell a story about his stepdaughter learning to lie. She had taken some candy out of the kitchen and eating it in the middle of the night, but had left the wrappers on the floor and tried acting like she had no idea where they came from. So his idea was to say, "If it wasn't you, it must have been that monster that visits our house sometimes. Thank goodness that candy was there, or he might have eaten you." And then, for further trauma, she would put candy on the floor to feed the monster, and he would sneak in in the middle of the night and eat it and leave the wrappers behind.

  • @volpenvieh
    @volpenvieh Před rokem +33

    18:18 this is very disturbing and reminds me a lot of a murder case (that was initially thought to be an accident) which got solved years later because a kid witnessed their mother drowning his little sibling in the pool...

  • @vli9375
    @vli9375 Před rokem +12

    11:14 you know what would be even more evil? If you photoshopped Waldo out of only a few pages (30% let's say, distributed more heavily in the mid to late section). So they will have the hope of finding him from previous attempts rather than realising the entire book is screwed

  • @momoshikadora
    @momoshikadora Před rokem +623

    When I watch these videos I'm always torn between "why are these people so mean?" and "I wish I was half as evil as these people". Like my morality and my repressed anger towards the world are battling inside me!

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Před rokem +11

      That is not healthy. "repressed anger towards the world", you should really find a way to deal with your issues without harming others.

    • @momoshikadora
      @momoshikadora Před rokem +22

      @@justafurrywithinternet317 thanks for the tip, I'll do it right away

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Před rokem +4

      @@momoshikadora Nice :)

    • @shadowraven137
      @shadowraven137 Před rokem +33

      Be the evil genius you were meant to be. We need more entertaining villains

    • @user-nk7uu7ub9z
      @user-nk7uu7ub9z Před rokem +11

      the replies above me contradict each other wow

  • @emmamarie3001
    @emmamarie3001 Před rokem +769

    With Click's puns, I've come to the theory that it's half he is just proud that he can do them, half him just being a dork

    • @wow-roblox8370
      @wow-roblox8370 Před rokem +8

      you have managed to beat out the hearted comments, god speed!

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před rokem +4

      Nah, he's always a dork. A great dork, but a dork nonetheless.

    • @Nyx_karma0
      @Nyx_karma0 Před rokem

      Or he’s secretly sans from undertake just human and not all that lazy

  • @VampiraVonGhoulscout
    @VampiraVonGhoulscout Před rokem +11

    The best chaotic evil prank I've ever heard of: Jason Momoa was tired of Amber Heard's shitty behaviour on the set of Aquaman. She's the kind of person who is constantly reading on set. So he started ripping out the last couple of pages out of every book so that she would never find out how it ends.

    • @elin_
      @elin_ Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂

  • @howtocookazombie
    @howtocookazombie Před rokem +16

    @8:48 Imagine you sign a contract and the ink disappears after 48 hours, leaving no trace that you signed anything.

  • @AspiringToFailure
    @AspiringToFailure Před rokem +631

    If you told me that Click was Satan, at this point, I would believe you. All that's missing is a forked tail.

    • @tsdey6512
      @tsdey6512 Před rokem +19

      And horns

    • @lorifiedler13
      @lorifiedler13 Před rokem +28

      Please. Do you really think a demon, or the devil, would resort to such a cliche. Click is not a cliche.

    • @TheRadioknight
      @TheRadioknight Před rokem +7

      accurate he replaced Gray a long time ago

    • @TotallySquirrel
      @TotallySquirrel Před rokem +23

      I mean, are we sure he doesn't have a forked tail? We don't even know if he has legs!

    • @gachanoob1012
      @gachanoob1012 Před rokem +16

      @@TotallySquirrel no, we see his legs in multiple of his videos. But he could be hiding it

  • @Manthab
    @Manthab Před rokem +425

    Can we appreciate Clicks singing voice, the lyrics in the song, then the burp afterwards 😂❤

  • @mujiescomedy279
    @mujiescomedy279 Před rokem +21

    6:08 - there’s fun Satan but then there’s abuse

  • @DasIllu
    @DasIllu Před rokem +60

    I actually one day noticed a hair growing in my palete. I couldn't reach it even with tweezers so i had my doc remove it. Once he pulled it out he admired it under a magnifying glass stating "It's complete, even the root is there. Please, if this happens again, see me ASAP."
    Luckily this was a one off "Hello, it's me your body, i think i screwed up something, will never happen again" thing :D

    • @caramelldansen7336
      @caramelldansen7336 Před rokem +3

      Omg I read it like "had my dog remove it" wth is wrong with my eyes

    • @DasIllu
      @DasIllu Před rokem +1

      @@caramelldansen7336 I kindly advise you to turn to normal adult content in the future 😛

  • @Shinyspddmn
    @Shinyspddmn Před rokem +47

    If you have a dog hating neighbor who harasses people constantly, send their address to the Church of Scientology and say they're interested, they'll be getting harassed FOREVER

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 Před rokem +8

      Don’t see where dog hating comes in but if anyone is harassing you, put those random noise makers somewhere in their stuff.

  • @demiviral95
    @demiviral95 Před rokem +6

    18:30 reminds me of something my nephew did once upon a time, he had a small spade and was digging a hole, and turned to me and asked if I could get a bigger shovel for him, I ask why he needs a bigger shovel, and his response was "This little shovel will take a long time to Dig a hole big enough for a body!" Yea needless to say was mildly freaked out by that, he was I think 5 or 6 at the time.

  • @definitelynotagent8192
    @definitelynotagent8192 Před rokem +4

    25:28 actually the guy that has the garden doesn’t mind the groundhog, it only takes 1 fruit or veggie per day

  • @Syllaren
    @Syllaren Před rokem +252

    The edge piece thing was likely innocent. Many of the old-timers will throw out the edges to make the puzzles more difficult. Likely someone passed away and their kids/relatives sold the puzzles without knowing.

    • @blumoogle2901
      @blumoogle2901 Před rokem +29

      If you are interested in a challenge, you can get puzzles where every single piece is an edge.

    • @ineverknowdoyou
      @ineverknowdoyou Před rokem +8

      @@blumoogle2901 ... a lot of people solve puzzles edge first, so i dont think that will be too hard

    • @maidenreligion12
      @maidenreligion12 Před rokem +31

      ​@@ineverknowdoyou Actually it's more difficult because you can't just organize pieces from edges and non-edges. So you'll have a 1000 piece puzzle but every single piece has a flat edge to it or is a corner shape. I guess if you want to be semantic, it's not technically all-edges because most will have to go into the middle but that's the idea.

    • @d33p345
      @d33p345 Před rokem +10

      @@ineverknowdoyou EVERY piece is an edge... even the ones that arent on the edge in the solution...

    • @chakatfirepaw
      @chakatfirepaw Před rokem +7

      Or it could be like my mother: She doesn't like spending the time to sort out the edge pieces so when she's done with a puzzle she puts those in a separate bag from the rest. It wouldn't be a big step from there for the edge bag to somehow get lost, (e.g. placed in the wrong box so one box is missing the edge and another has two sets).

  • @AspiringToFailure
    @AspiringToFailure Před rokem +132

    Fun animal fact: Lions aren't the King of the jungle, they're Royal Consorts at best.

    • @annlion4142
      @annlion4142 Před rokem +12

      Lions dont live in the jungle?-

    • @madhimeno6181
      @madhimeno6181 Před rokem +23

      @Danbi In terms of predator efficiency it’s probably African wild dogs. In terms of animals dangerous to humans probably hippos!!!

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před rokem +11

      ​@@annlion4142 Actually, there is an African language (don't remember the name) where Savana (from our definition) means jungle to them.
      at least I think that's what it is

  • @arcticdragon8593
    @arcticdragon8593 Před rokem +8

    I am dumbfounded by the fact that he is such a good singer. He started singing and it was legitimately baffling how good he was at it...

  • @paultaverne2788
    @paultaverne2788 Před rokem +8

    27:28 I had something similar once: I was playing a game of werewolf (kinda like among us but as a card game (pre covid)) basically each round consists of werewolves killing someone and voting someone out. There is also always someone not playing, announcing which role to play and moderating the game. One round however, the moderator gave himself the werewolf card while we were voting each other off until the end... Since then I wait for the opportunity to do the same

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne Před rokem +134

    I remember one time during the summer in Canada I was sleeping in the attic. I had left the window open to let in the cool night air. I woke up to the sun shining and the neighbor mowing his lawn. Although, when I got up to head downstairs I realized to my horror that the neighbor actually wasn't mowing his lawn early. Instead, the steady engine noise came from the bug screen, where what seemed like around 100 mosquitos where desperately trying to get in to FEAST ON MY BLOOD!
    Canada has pretty big mosquitos, unlike Germany where we only have gnats. Needless to say this terrified the hell out of me.

    • @thunderrain789
      @thunderrain789 Před rokem +17

      Jesus Christ if that was me I'd be scarred for life

    • @blumoogle2901
      @blumoogle2901 Před rokem +16

      Not even mosquitoes, we call them El Mosco.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před rokem +20

      This is why I own a bug zapper, which I placed outside my window. I can't step outside without getting eaten alive, but at least now I get to WATCH THEM FRY.

    • @suugiart
      @suugiart Před rokem +9

      That is fricking TERRIFYING.
      Quite recently I discovered my fear of seeing more than 3 bugs at once. The screen in our bathroom is bent and I needed to use the toilet. I opened the door to find bugs all over the ceiling, including leather jackets. Leather jackets are where I draw the line. I'm deathly scared of those things for no reason other than they look freaky when they're flying.
      I said frick it and didn't go until the next morning.

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 Před rokem

      @@suugiart what is a leather jacket

  • @wesleyrodgers886
    @wesleyrodgers886 Před rokem +74

    Company bought us out "your jobs are safe." Sacked us all. Signed them up to about 30 mail order magazines.

  • @insertcreativehandlehere

    17:56 *New torture method unlocked for Mosquito!*

  • @lordreega8994
    @lordreega8994 Před rokem +11

    4:30 if that happened to me i think I would straight up cry

  • @timaeusdelpueblosecretodel6801

    Still asking myself why he didn’t call the 2nd channel “left click”

  • @stacynonyabizz4241
    @stacynonyabizz4241 Před rokem +121

    the story about the groundhog is even better. the guy noticed his vegis disapearing, so set up the camra. after seeing it he decided to just share the garden with the groundhog. well after a bit he noticed 2 on the camera, then a few smaller ones and relised the groundhog had mated and had a family and it was too much for his garden to handle while still getting veggies for himself. instead of scaring them off or killing them, he planted a second garden

  • @TikoVerhelst
    @TikoVerhelst Před rokem +8

    26:16 about this.....
    In the 16th and 17th century, if you were a very naughty person in the Netherlands, you would get a "punishment combo". The thing is, we all know medieval punishments like "stealing means cutting the hand off and lying means pulling the tongue out". Well....., these could be comined in the Netherlands resulting in Danganronpa-ish deaths for for example armed robbery (where you break multiple laws at the same time).
    Usually deaths weren't this extreme. These extreme combo's were only used when the public wanted revenge. One example is Balthasar Gerards who murdered the first true king of the Netherlands; Willem I/Willem the Silent. (He's to us what George Washington and Colombus are for America.)
    This was his punishment as officialy stated, translated with Google Translate;
    "His right hand, with which he participated in the murderous act, will be pinched off with hot tongs; then one will pinch the flesh to the bone with hot tongs in various places on his body, such as his arms, legs and toes where most of the meat is. Then he will be quartered alive, starting from below, after which the heart will be cut from his chest and thrown in his face. Finally, his head will be cut off, after which his four parts, which have been pulled apart, are to be exhibited at the Haagpoort, Oostpoort, Ketelpoort and Waterslootsepoort. (the main four gates of The Hague, the political capital of the Netherlands) His head is to be impaled on a stake and then placed at the prince's former home. His possessions are confiscated and for the good of the Lord."
    BUT THERE'S MORE :) In 1728, a woman had murdered her husband and two children and then let it look like the husband killed the two children and after that himself. The judge saw through this and give her the following punishment;
    "Before Jacomina was beheaded, her right hand (the hand with which she wielded the murder weapon) was cut off and she was broken on the wheel. She was then stabbed three times in the neck with the murder weapon she used. Jacomina's headless body was put on display on the gallows field "until her body shall be consumed by the birds of the heavens and the air.""
    (The first one was original, this version was quoted from Dutch Wikipedia.)
    I have more examples. Let's just say; goverments are sometimes insanely good in common up with horror movie level deaths.

    • @_.-Skitterbug-._
      @_.-Skitterbug-._ Před rokem +2

      I am now both scared and intrigued of the Netherlands.....

  • @adamschank7703
    @adamschank7703 Před rokem +4

    Dark Souls 2 also had a "feature" where everytime you died, a little bit of your maximum health was decreased, enough that it mattered, but not enough for you to notice right away. The only way to reverse the effects was to get your hands on and use an effigy.

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 Před rokem +151

    "That is so evil"
    I would say it's awesome, protecting thousands of bats and pissing off assholes, perfect combo XD

    • @gachanoob1012
      @gachanoob1012 Před rokem +10

      R/witchesagainstpatriarchy

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Před rokem +2

      Also a great form of inexpensive pest control.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld Před rokem +3

      Rabies are a horrifying thing though...

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 Před rokem

      @@welcome2myhappyworld Yeah, but it's exceedingly rare ^^'
      In the past 60 years, 62 cases of rabies had been attributed to an infection by a bat, and the last death of rabies was a man in the Illinois, in 2021, after three years without any death. Why did he died? He refused the anti-rabbic vaccine....
      Don't be an idiot and take the vaccine after being bitten, if you're bitten one day, and you'll be fine ^^

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah Před rokem

      @@welcome2myhappyworld True, but nowadays only the anti-vaxers will die from it. At least in countries which distribute the rabies vaccine.

  • @bellablue5285
    @bellablue5285 Před rokem +74

    Bats are helpful for keeping the insect population under control.
    However, having bats in one's attic or chimney, or waking up at 0-dark-thirty to find one sitting on your arm, not so much
    Edit: the tunnel with the Roadrunner next to it is brilliant actually, at the very least to see how observant people are

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 Před rokem +9

      Yeah, I've had a bat in my apartment. Was not fun. Went from sleepy to wide fucking awake in 0.2 seconds when that sucker flew less than a foot in front of my face.

    • @ferretqueen2908
      @ferretqueen2908 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yeah they eat their body weight in mosquitoes every night :)
      Hooray I hate mosquitoes

  • @Komi83
    @Komi83 Před rokem +10

    The evilest thing my grandpa ever did is waking us up. Me and my sister arrived with a night train around 3 AM to spend the holliday with our grandparents and grandpa, being the prankster he proudly called himself to be, came into our room at 5:30 with a leaf blower and turned on that satanic device. My sister refused to talk to him for the whole day.

  • @azamean
    @azamean Před rokem +4

    28:30 that was in Dublin, she's always roaming around the city centre with her signs 😂

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies Před rokem +91

    Holy crap, the man with VIP tickets to Hell ironically sings like an angel.

    • @phoebethompson5278
      @phoebethompson5278 Před rokem +16

      Because he's a fallen angel

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Před rokem +7

      Lucifer was the most beautiful angel, with the most beautiful voice, gods favorite.... 🤫

    • @MissOnana
      @MissOnana Před rokem +2

      He actually has a side channel for singing, if Im not mistaken. I don't have the link on me, but it's easy enough to find.

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 Před rokem +19

    The bat rooster reminds me of my grandparents who hate their neighbours (rightly so because the neighbours are awful). My grandparents have a bird house that they built right near the boundary of their property and they put random food around it so loads of birds and especially lots of seagulls come around and poop and sit on the neighbour’s car.

  • @alienangel777
    @alienangel777 Před rokem +9

    Regarding the shampoo yogurt prank, a funny thing happened to me at the airport one time. I had been given this super awesome body lotion and wasn't aware it was over the limit in volume, so I asked the airport people what my options were, and they said that I could either throw it out, or put it in a FedEx bag which was available right next to the lines. I was like, are you sure? They said yes, there is no limit for liquids/gels in bags, because the law stipulates that it only concerns bottles. Wow, that was a mind blowing loophole and I can't believe they told me about it. I enjoyed the lotion when I got home. :)

  • @nyalakurta5329
    @nyalakurta5329 Před rokem +6

    17:02 ….That’s Smile Dog. WHAT THE FRACK!?

    • @_.-Skitterbug-._
      @_.-Skitterbug-._ Před rokem +1

      I forgot about Smile Dog and now the memories are flooding back in

  • @imaadahere
    @imaadahere Před rokem +39

    My cat brought a frog into the bedroom in the middle of the night, it then proceeded to keep tapping it to get it to 'ribbet' until I eventually got pissed off enough to get up...cat then demanded food.

  • @0Quiwi0
    @0Quiwi0 Před rokem +98

    If that mosquito thing is true I just have to say "Well done Bill". Our mosquitoes are pretty much harmless, just annoying, but we should help malaria countries to get rid of those assholes

    • @medievaloriginal6427
      @medievaloriginal6427 Před rokem +21

      The mosquitoes weren't infectious, but yes he indeed just release the mosquitoes into the audience after saying that and actually convinced people.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch Před rokem +7

      Even for me, who gets really bad blisters from mosquito bites, has to say that that was a perfect idea.

    • @zebfirehd9102
      @zebfirehd9102 Před rokem +2

      Actions speak louder than words.

    • @darthbane5357
      @darthbane5357 Před rokem

      Bill gates is satan😂

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 Před rokem

      If I’m right those were male mosquitos. And if I’m right they don’t take blood

  • @Rain-ie3xm
    @Rain-ie3xm Před rokem +1

    18:55 my classmates did this to me during school, and when i opened my eyes, they were on the oposite side of the schoolyard, and people was staring at me, so this clip gave me traumatic flashbacks🤧

  • @Erissa
    @Erissa Před rokem +4

    When I saw the mosquitos one, I did not think it could possibly be true, but... it is.

  • @EdwardCa_A
    @EdwardCa_A Před rokem +312

    Click, your content is amazing. You are in the list of my favourite CZcamsrs, I like a lot your opinions and your wholesomeness and chaotic good have helped me through sad moments. Keep giving us such contentttt

  • @duckerdoo
    @duckerdoo Před rokem +49

    10:48 That's actually a good idea. Why should a party mix be limited to pretzels, cheesies and cheerios? Now if there was a package of uncooked scalloped potatoes thrown in as well...

  • @Vannila_Sundew
    @Vannila_Sundew Před rokem +3

    32:00 If I remember correctly. A assortment of different meat and such but together to form a creature can be know as a "Cockatrice," Due to a Cockatrice being a half rooster, half lizard creature. But then again I can be completely wrong. As I am just going odd of this from memory! Anyways, I love your channel and your content! I also enjoy your personality! I have re-watched this like 7 times. Have a good day!

  • @nattandroses
    @nattandroses Před rokem +6

    18:10 why do i feel bad for the mosquito tho

  • @coronastern
    @coronastern Před rokem +57

    For the santa story:
    My parents worked for years hard on tricking my brother and I into beliving santa was real. Once we did come up with the "dad" theory ... so a Friend of my Dad shoed up in Costum and he was there. One year we tried to be totaly sneaky about it and my Parents put up a Role play with fake voices to convince us and keep the magic alive ... I was almost 11 when I got that everything was play ... but then I helped to keep it alive till my younger brother was old enoug. I love them for this!

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 Před rokem +33

    13:14 I love the fact that whoever painted that fake tunnel also painted a little roderunner next to it.

  • @SkullpunkArt
    @SkullpunkArt Před rokem +2

    27:00
    Instead of what does the fox say I would have a metronome. That way they can never ignore the passage of time.

  • @SamirCCat
    @SamirCCat Před rokem +2

    About monsters in the closet... I had two spiders coming towards me as I lay in bed three nights ago, and I'm horribly scared of spiders! So the last two nights I've laid awake for hours in bed, looking terrified at the closet, expecting more spiders to come! I have bipolar disorder and sleep is very important, but I'm literally scared of monsters in the closets...

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl Před rokem +58

    2:48 I'm really proud that I came up with this myself: I work as a nurse in a hospital and just a few months ago I thought it would be funny to grab an empty bottle of disinfectant and use it as a drinking bottle. While my colleagues already aren't fazed by it, meeting new people like this is quite fun.

  • @rahelulla5638
    @rahelulla5638 Před rokem +38

    this makes me feel better about myself. the worst thing ive done in my life was yell at an 8 year old because she was bullying my friend who's a tran man. the girl was yelling "emo girl"

    • @breakfast.431
      @breakfast.431 Před rokem +12

      You did the right thing to stand up for your friend. Even if you feel bad about it remember that you weren't in the wrong, they were c:

  • @pavelZhd
    @pavelZhd Před rokem +2

    18:42
    You know what is the most unsettling thought?
    Maybe the kid is action out a baptism of their younger sibling they had to attend recently...

  • @solgaleo3533
    @solgaleo3533 Před rokem +4

    21:00 I’ve never played the game, what exactly is it doing? Does it spawn you in with half health? Does it remove upgrades to your health? Does it reduce your max health until you do something similarly to Hollow Knight’s soul meter?

  • @madinsomniac5765
    @madinsomniac5765 Před rokem +11

    26:45
    Even my demons thinks that is exesive

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 Před rokem +29

    4:50 - she should have sang WAP and made everyone else feel as awkward as she did. That's how I deal with my social anxiety (by making everybody around me feel extremely umcomfortable)

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Před rokem +10

      Omg, yes! And claim how it's his favorite song ever. Just pick the worst song ever. Two can play this game.

  • @eight_littlenightmares
    @eight_littlenightmares Před rokem +5

    2:17 I figured it out at like ten or eleven 😭

  • @renegadethesandwing02050
    @renegadethesandwing02050 Před 8 měsíci +1

    4:10 "fly puppy" FLUPPY!! I love this

  • @Ishlacorrin
    @Ishlacorrin Před rokem +73

    9:35 Just so everyone knows, the chest ALWAYS spawns at 9,9 in the chunk it's in. If it's not at that spot then it didn't spawn or has been removed. To anyone not playing on Java, to bad so sad I can't help you.

    • @oboo1225
      @oboo1225 Před rokem

      For me on bedrock edition i use chunkbase it's very useful for all sorts of things

  • @Thefoxthatbecameawolf
    @Thefoxthatbecameawolf Před rokem +44

    13:00 that is downright animal abuse... Hope those people get what they deserve

  • @LT0124-Mythica0
    @LT0124-Mythica0 Před rokem +5

    16:18 POCKETS

  • @atomicskies_
    @atomicskies_ Před 11 měsíci +2

    3:05 Wasn’t planning on doing it a home, they said at an airport

  • @i.s.9451
    @i.s.9451 Před rokem +15

    Love the new Collab between Emperor's New Clothes and Emperor's New Groove. 15:23

  • @Redbeardian
    @Redbeardian Před rokem +53

    20:00 This one is great, in general, but I also like to believe there was at least a few people that were near the door and just took off running and no one was able to tell them it was a prank. They'd go the rest of their lives telling this story and everyone would think they're just crazy. Muwhahahahah!

  • @vladspellbinder
    @vladspellbinder Před rokem +2

    11:50 It was the emote that pushed this one over the top for me and had me laughing.
    20:53 Dark Souls 2 also reduces your max health for every death, up to a 50% reduction. I _tried_ to play it normally but just couldn't deal with that so I downloaded a mod that made it so the Ring of Life (0 through +2, didn't work with the +3 version sadly) acted like the Ring of Life Protection so when you died you kept your souls and health and made it so Rings of Life Protection didn't break. Took up a ring slot but made the game much more enjoyable without being too game breaking. I'm so glad Dark Souls 3 doesn't have that mechanic in it.
    Thanks for the video Click.

  • @TheChaotix14
    @TheChaotix14 Před rokem +4

    17:09 It looks like the windows on that side of the building also have fences in front of them and the top part seems to be blocked off with wood completely... Something tells me they had a lot of trouble with the school kids breaking their windows.

  • @bobiboulon
    @bobiboulon Před rokem +7

    20:41 If I remember correctly, it was done to advertise some show or series.

  • @sharingheart13
    @sharingheart13 Před rokem +38

    18:30 Considering how the girl kissed the doll before submerging it, I wonder if she was just pretending she was a priest and was performing a baptism, so while she was pretending to do God's work, the rest of the world thought she was Satan.

    • @dmitrijohnson8678
      @dmitrijohnson8678 Před rokem +4

      Na she slammed it

    • @sharingheart13
      @sharingheart13 Před rokem +11

      @@dmitrijohnson8678 Slamming people into the water is how baptisms were done at the church I was raised in...I'm not even kidding...

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 Před rokem +1

    31:29 just go to a couples hotel, leave a board or a card or something with "let's break up 😘", "I hate you", "Marry me" or something written on it and leave a $50 next to it with a note telling the cleaning lady to leave it up for the next tenant

  • @Nirakolov
    @Nirakolov Před rokem +6

    6:45 ish - it would be bad cuz unexpected, but chocolate and cheese is pretty good together if you know it's coming

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Před rokem +102

    I'd say, that feeding laxatives to seagulls is animal abuse... Poor birds.. 😑

    • @cmqptkloacjko
      @cmqptkloacjko Před rokem +10

      To be fair though birds can’t hold in cloaca anyways so it’s just a difference of when for them

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 Před rokem +14

      ok but consider this: seagulls steal your lunch

    • @sha1060
      @sha1060 Před rokem +8

      @@Techy404 or crap on it... I'm not traumatized at all

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před rokem +4

      No, animal abuse would be breaking up alka-seltzer and stuffing it into something dry like bread or a box of crackers.
      Or leaving out edibles [though only in places where marijuana is legal].

    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 Před rokem +18

      yeah if birds get diarrhea they can dehydrate and die very quickly.
      source: i own birds and telling apart healthy poops from sick poops is very important

  • @ATiredTripleA
    @ATiredTripleA Před rokem +27

    I love Click, it's like having a cool dad who may or may not be the wholesome minion of Satan. It makes me smile every time he shoves the phone in the camera like an excited dad going to show his kids.

  • @dcjokerhs
    @dcjokerhs Před rokem +1

    17:20, that's an old building, that little roof fence is there to stop any loose shingles/roof-tiles from falling on people's heads.
    (I know because they recently had to get one installed on the Quaker Meeting House my mum helps run)

  • @maywolf9443
    @maywolf9443 Před rokem +7

    14:35
    The bottom middle one is a 5 btw

  • @bigjuicybread
    @bigjuicybread Před rokem +34

    12:30 Since no one was gonna comment on it I feel like I should:
    THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE
    Seagulls will be harmed from prolonged and/or serious diarrhea since that can lead to serious dehydration, and inability to absorb nutrients. Both of which can make living creatures really ill, or even kill them.
    Also, even if the laxative substance itself were ok for the seagull (which let's be honest it probably isn't) any doses meant for people would be just enormous for seagulls. Even human babies and children can not take the same doses of medications that adults can. And seagulls are even smaller than babies.
    Sorry to rain on everybody's black parade but I won't stand for this amount of cruelty especially against innocent animals.

    • @zooballoons
      @zooballoons Před rokem +8

      Oh my… YES, ABSOLUTELY!! Those poor seagulls, and the people, all are suffering while being innocent

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Před rokem +3

      @@zooballoons "suffering while being innocent" Welcome to this subreddit!

    • @zooballoons
      @zooballoons Před rokem +5

      @@justafurrywithinternet317Yes, but this could literally kill

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Před rokem +6

      @@zooballoons I was being sarcastic. This subreddit mostly just glorifies shitty behaviour. Breaking up random relationships, bullying children, animal abuse, property damage, ruining random people's lives you name it! All being shown in a good light.

    • @zooballoons
      @zooballoons Před rokem +3

      @@justafurrywithinternet317 Ohhh ok, thanks for clarifying. I take things too literally sometimes, haha. Have a good day!

  • @ChaoticCottonClover
    @ChaoticCottonClover Před rokem +40

    So since you called bat flying puppies, here's a little fun fact:
    Fruit bats in german are called Flughunde, which directly translates to flying dogs

  • @westonmarks925
    @westonmarks925 Před rokem +2

    When I was a kid and stopped believing in Santa, you know, when I was 19 or 21 or a freaking adult.” Oh man that made me laugh.

  • @damiangarridoarias4029
    @damiangarridoarias4029 Před rokem +9

    7:06 i have searched it and it is real!!! You can found the video of that ted talk on youtube

  • @Warutteri
    @Warutteri Před rokem +31

    Bats are super cute for sure, one of the proudest moments of my childhood was when I found a bat that had fell into the lake next to our summer cabin and was clearly just too exhausted to pull itself out and was hanging on to a rock but still half in the water, shaking from being cold, and I fished the bat out and put it on a warm rock under our pier so that it would warm up and get itself dry but also had some protection from other animals and could go hang under the pier until the night 😊
    Went to check later in the evening and saw it happily sleeping hanging under the pier and in the morning it had flown away 😁
    They're such cute animals that get far too little love IMHO, since we had some living in the rafters of our summer cabin I've seen them around my whole life and we would even sometimes hang a old bed sheet in the garden during the night so that bats would fly into it (but not hurt themselves) so we could see them close up, obviously didn't do that more than once a year or so to not bother them too much but it definitely helped foster an appreciation of these amazing animals that are actually a pretty important part of the ecosystem (they eat a lot of bugs on their nightly flights and thereby help keep pest numbers down) and whose unique immune systems may hold solutions for treating several different diseases (and I've even heard some theories about how genetically engineering human beings with similar immune systems might be our best tool for safely spreading to other planets without having to worry too much about local diseases)

  • @NiramBG
    @NiramBG Před rokem +11

    17:07 honestly my first thought was that it's probably there to stop the balls from clogging the drain since they probably wont be able to get past it anyway.

  • @dyrepoliti
    @dyrepoliti Před rokem +1

    I have 2 stories regarding Santa:
    1: was about 9/10 something and my parents had a family friend /neighbour coming over dressed as santa and he took off the mask during the visit and that's how I and my brother found out santa wasn't real.
    2: don't remember exactly when this happened, but it before my dads side cut contact(long story). 2.of my dads brothers(?) and one of them had their kid with them, instead of giving gifts stole the biggest gifts to us kids. That fitted perfectly to this video.

  • @Kel-IRL
    @Kel-IRL Před rokem +5

    I can't tell you how far I scrolled and I couldn't find it. I was beginning to think I imagined the whole thing. But here: 5:08

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail Před rokem +20

    04:55 To ENSURE that such a travisty never happens again, there really is only one song. Thats right. Baby shark.

  • @AmayaMaka
    @AmayaMaka Před rokem +15

    17:25 I'm not an architect, but if I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure roofs are peaked because you WANT snow and ice to fall off of them. Like yeah you don't want it dropping on people, but the weight of snow on a roof is really dangerous for the structure. So that fence is there purely to catch sports balls. XD

    • @sterfakelig1743
      @sterfakelig1743 Před rokem +2

      I believe the little fences on the roof are to prevent leafs from clogging up the rain gutters.

    • @AmayaMaka
      @AmayaMaka Před rokem +1

      @@sterfakelig1743 makes sense though they don't look like they'd stop leaves. But they'd certainly stop large volumes of leaves.

  • @Riomy13
    @Riomy13 Před rokem +4

    32:30 Actually the "Alien Isolation" game did this, too. xD
    There's a moment in the game where you enter a dark room with motion sensored light that takes just a tad bit longer to turn on. The pillar in the middle of the room looks so much like an Alien standing there just waiting for you.
    Considering the game is about you desperately trying to evade the Alien this puts you on edge. Even worse since its at a point of the game where you think you just reached an area in which you're safe for the time being.

  • @childeofepickness
    @childeofepickness Před rokem +5

    0:40 Nah, that already exists
    It’s called “Having long hair”

  • @tipsythecat
    @tipsythecat Před rokem +77

    The Click: Chaotic good
    One Topic: Righteous good
    Kalbus: Neutral evil
    Robin: Righteous evil
    This subreddit: Chaotic evil

  • @hades429
    @hades429 Před rokem +18

    3:12 “Don’t do this at home” No, I’ll do it at an airport

  • @ceu160193
    @ceu160193 Před rokem +6

    29:32 that's way too evil. I think only thing more evil would be using texture pack, that swaps textures of water and lava. So some poor soul jumps down into "waterfall" and burns and loses all their stuff there too.

    • @oboo1225
      @oboo1225 Před rokem +1

      I have something MUCH more evil. I'm just going to tell you some facts about dripstone. 1. dripstone doubles fall damage 2. dripstone can be waterloged 3. dripstone's hitbox is slightly taller than water's 4. dripstone's texture (using 2 2d planes in the same way flowers do) makes it invisible from above.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Před rokem +2

      @@oboo1225 So, just put some dripstone under lava then.

    • @oboo1225
      @oboo1225 Před rokem

      @@ceu160193 the idea is find somewhere where someone has a deep hole with water at the bottom to get down fast (like a mine) them place dripstone in the water.

  • @deathracoffee
    @deathracoffee Před rokem +6

    32:11
    There is a show like this on YT on the channel Babish Culinary Universe
    They cook a lot of dishes seen in movies etc.