T**** Denies Watching TV During Jan 6 Insurrection | Italy's Far Right Is Ruining "LOTR"
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- Journalist Maggie Haberman says the former president claims he didn't watch the insurrection live on television, and Stephen has a bone to pick with Italian fascists who are misinterpreting the words of J.R.R. Tolkien. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I will be so happy when Trump is no longer news
Can we leave off the word news?
Real talk.
Of course it will be "fake news." 😁
In other sensible countries the failed coup artist will face group of 12
Trump 2024 🇺🇸
Omg he’s actually invoking the Secret Telepathic Unilateral Preemptive Irreversible Declassification (S.T.U.P.I.D.) defense
Good one.......😂✌️
Stop talking about him please
Well Played My Friend, Well Played! 👏🙌👍
That’s good lol
You win!!🏆👍🌼
We could've prevented this by having a security clearance performed on anyone running for President/Vice President. If we are giving this person the key to the one office that has all our security information, that person should be investigated just like anyone else in all the other high security offices.
Yeah, and they can't hand out security clearances to family members (and who knows who else) who don't actually qualify for it.
Had the Republicans done their job and impeached him to begin with, so much of this could have been avoided
@@victoriabaker4400 Trump's family members devil 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
@@hopeful5830 They were unable because the orange one had their gonads in his pocket.
@@hopeful5830 remember that the 🤡 knows all (their) secrets and McCONNELL is scared of what the 👹would do
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted
He clearly said, 'Now let us go over to the Capitol and PEACEFULLY LET OUR VOICES BE HEARD". Stop lying
Do you cut and paste that dumb shit everywhere. 🐑
@@nugeman7779 A "get out" clause for the violence he was stoking for months beforehand, as well as planting the idea that the election was stolen.
Also, when the violence actually broke out, he could have at least sent a tweet reminding them of the "peaceful" part instead of letting rioters commit armed insurrection.
(oh, and improvised weapons still count as weapons.)
He who smelt it insurrected it.
If this guy denies doing something, you know he did it.
I remember a You Tube video that showed the live action backstage after the Trump rally,
watching the Capitol insurrection on a very big screen.
The only thing I’ve ever believed was when he said he would never ride a bike
@@haasman00 I believe he believed it when he said injecting bleach can cure covid also.
If Republicans say they're not gonna do something they've done it or are gonna do it shortly.
@@haasman00 hahaha! Truuuuuue
You’ve either been living under a rock or not listening and paying attention one damn bit for the last six years if you aren’t totally and completely embarrassed that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.
I was embarrassed to learn that we had a fucking reality tv person as president, that is imo the least qualified person you can get.
You got that right!!!
I think the pedophile we have in office is a bit worse I mean have you read what his daughter has said about him scary stuff
Actually his supporters have been paying very close attention and do not care. It’s not that they love him despite of it. They love him because of it. Cruelty IS the point. Stupidity is the facade.
She said she felt her dad sexualized her while they were still taking showers together but yes that guy who tweeted mean stuff was definitely worse things our much better now lol
He said he’s wasn’t watching tv on Jan 6? I distinctly remember WATCHING the video of him in a room with some of his family members LITERALLY DOING exactly that thing! The lies…the lies…THE LIES!!!
Thousands of them during his presidency! Disgusting!
was this real or is this a mandela effect thing? I remember that very clearly, too.
@@italorossid me too
Omg! The camera leaving Stephen when he went on his LOTR rant was hilarious!! 😂😂😂
First Rule of Anything to do with the Mango Mussolini. If he says he didn’t do something he did. & if he says he did something he didn’t.
" I'm building a wall ! And Mexico's paying for it ! "
Yeah you're about the six or seventh guy who has said the same exact thing and I've only read 20 posts think of something new or don't say nothing you're wasting our time keep that in mind for the future
@@danmcgriff1421
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@@danmcgriff1421 Do you have a problem with reading opinions that oppose yours?
@@joenarbaiz1640 I love all your insults about Trump but when you guys repeat the same thing over and over and over what's the point why do you just repeat things that have already been said why do you just repeat things out of already been said why do you repeat things that have already been said you see it's annoying stop it
Richard Nixon: I'm not a crook.
Donald Trump: I'm not a terrorist.
Also Donald Trump:
-I didn't steal state secrets.
-I didn't launder money.
-I never worked with the Russian mob.
-I never worked with the Italian mob.
Oh, you said something there. You're right, sadly. Take care.
Donald Trump's not a terrorist.
He's a TRAITOR!
But Trump's OK being called a crook. 😉
"I didn't do it, but if I did, Hillary did it much worse."
Witnessing countries switching to dangerous political ideologies it is not only disappointing but also a testimony that our species is running towards extinction.
At warp speed
I can never get enough of Colbert dancing! He is the best of the best!
All Orange Julius Caesar does is watch TV. The idea that he ever would not is laughable.
Trump has NPD: Narcissistic Personality Disorder - my mother and father do as well. People with NPD absolutely LOVE to watch TV, and they will watch it for hours and hours if they can. People with NPD also do not sleep much - maybe 3 hours at night, and they'll doze off during the day (they don't usually take naps though). So, I'll bet Trump had the TV on 24/7 - falling asleep with it on, and watching it even in meetings.
he watches more than meee, lmao
T.V. is Trumps main source of information, entertainment and recreation.
What a bare-faced lie!
At first I was puzzled by the apparent Orange Julius reference.
Sounds like you know him personally or are you just making things up typical Lefty
If he denies it, he did it. If he actually didn't do it, he says he wish he had done it
Is that it is that your whole point okay now go to bed
Were it anybody else, I would have thought you were referring to passing gas.
Nail on the head
Done what? Trump told the people to be peaceful and they were! Stopped getting brainwashed
Exactly this,Drumph in a nutshell
I laughed way too hard at Gandalf and the demon. ‘Maaamaaaa Mia’ lmfao
When Colbert started quoting the Silmarillion I could have hugged him. The Fellowship of Nerds has in Colbert a great champion!
He watched so much TV during his presidency that the American people were treated to a new concept and phrase that worked itself into the political lexicon: Executive Time.
He literally waddled into work at noon every day because his mornings were spent in front of the "news" programs.
But no, he wasn't watching TV on the 6th. Okaaaay... Pull the other one. It plays Old Town Road...
Pretty certain there’s a pic of him watching the insurrection on tv
He watched so much TV that they had to install a TV in every room trump might be in
@@wintertrooper7918 Just his bedroom and all the bathrooms then?
The only president that worried (tremendously) about television ratings...( "more than anybody ever has; probably the highest ratings ever....we don't know, they're looking into it") 🤡
@@cathieludemann5879 and the dinning room and one on a cart that can be wheeled In pn those rare occasions hrs in the oval office
According to legend, when Tolkien's students didn't want to sit through a boring lecture, they asked him about the history and beings of Middle Earth.
According to rumors, when Stephen's writers want a happy boss for the week, they make him lecture about the history and beings of Middle Earth.
Well yeah. If you wanna see someone happy, ask em to talk about their passions
When Tolkien's students didn't want to sit through a boring lecture, in place of a teacher *THEY WOULD HAVE A KING, NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR!*
_bell rings_
Class dismissed.
Whoever missed the opportunity to sing “That’s A-Mordor” should be ashamed of themselves. 😂
Agree that would be better than “A-Sauron”
@@brianfergus839 they were going with the "eye like a big pizza pie" angle
Thank you for merging scatological humor and space news. You are truly a jewel fallen from the skies for all of us in these dark times!
"Truth is the first casualty of fascism. When the truth can be so easily disregarded, all hell follows."
I've never heard this before... that's a bit scary given our current war on facts...
@@Kelly_Ben
And 90% of the fact declarers are the ultramega left....
Men can have periods and give birth.
Hunters laptop is Russian disinformation.
Biden isnt corrupt.
The border is closed.
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Gaslighting is the new facts machine
And the Libs are the first ones to hide the truth. That's why they are all so brainwashed.
You put it quotes.... care to share who you are quoting?
@@macforme from the book - Life As A Kite by Cliff James
I think he missed a golden opportunity for "that's a-Mordor"
Brilliant!
Ats A BeeUtiful Bella!
You hear that? That's the sound of Colbert cursing JP BROOKS! WE HATES IT FOREVAH! WE! HATES IT! FOREVUAUAUAUAH!!!!!
I love Louis so much. I love seeing him and the band smiling and laughing.
I love that I understood every Lotr reference Colbert made. 🔥🔥🔥
"I work hard I'm allowed to have hobbies"!
That hit home...
The one thing
I love about this show is they will never actually use the name of Mr. Orange Bonespurs.
he doesnt deserve it for sure
its literally all he's talked about since 2015
COLBERT COUNTED DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL HE DIDNT HAVE TO SAY HIS NAME ANYMORE
Fake bone spurs, fake grades, fake degrees, fake knock off products (his daughter and her shoe scam), fake riches, fake building valuations, not fake racial and minority discrimination in at least two cities, not fake dumping of clouds of Asbestos all over NYC citizens, fake tax reporting figures, not fake NIL pandemic response, fake election fraud claims, fake intelligence level, fake leadership capacity, not fake sexual assaulting of women, not fake knowledge of fomenting violence and division in our ALREADY GREAT nation!
GITMO4TRUMP2022
Let me entertain you, since Stephen has...
The funniest thing I have seen in a very long time... czcams.com/video/nP8WhJHx2lg/video.html
and even better, Stevie will never stop talking about him cause his ratings will tank 😆
I'm Italian and I am sorry for the outcome of the election ç_ç (and quite worried too...)
I love it when Stephen starts quoting from the Silmarillion!
If the Italian fascists consider LOTR a “sacred text”, someone should tell them what the author thought of fascists. Tolkien would have hated them today just as much as he hated them in the 30s.
You know those fascists are still left than manchin right?as an italian i despise them,but credit where Is due
Well, wouldn't be the first time a fiction novel became the setup of a new religion
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology
You should read her speeches. She and her party are against power from unelected beaurocrats and corporate globalism. So she would be against vacuous corporate mouthpieces like Colbert.
@@robertocorti9845 That's not saying much because Manchin isn't left right or center. Hes green, for his personal wealth.
@@robertocorti9845 according to political scientists and historians, fascism is on the far-right of the political spectrum due to its social conservatism and authoritarianism. It is not “left” nor is Manchin, tbh. He’s whatever he needs to be to get what he wants, thus the constant handwringing from the media about whether he’ll flip parties.
Jabba the Gut claiming he does not watch TV when he has an entire "executive time" set on aside on his daily schedule to do nothing but watch TV is an obvious lie.
Golfing and TV and rallies...if it wasn't for these things, tRump could have done some REAL damage to the U.S. Remember, he very nearly overturned the 2020 election results, and negated the peaceful transition of power that is the bedrock of our nation's governmental operations. In his spare time, he encouraged white supremacists, white nationalists, KKK and neo Nazi groups. He aligned himself with Putin, Kim Jong Un, Erdogan, Assad among others. This Count of Mostly Crisco gave this nation a massive coronary on Jan 6 which it thankfully survived, but left some rather substantial damage to its heart.
I have a higher than average education, a higher than aveage w
@@alisonduffy5119 yet you cannot finish an entire sentence or even make a coherent one. Curious, that.
"Jabba the Gut"!!! I like you very much.
"Jabba the Gut" is my new nickname for TFG! Love it! 😂
That was a great intro. So very good musicians there! Great job, everyone! You rock!
As an italian, this is the first time I heard about the new fascist having the LOTR as a sacred text for them. Most of them cannot read the warnings on a cigarette's packet let alone a book of thousands plus pages. But, in all fairness Giorgia Meloni, mother, woman and christian, might have been dressing as Smeagol. After he found and kept the ring for a while...
As an Italian hear, myself, what do you want for Italy? An Islamic majority, an ethnic Italian minority, the abuse of women, and to have an ancient nation completely destroyed. I doubt you’re a real Italian.
@@philipnealy3441 Keep your bullshit for yourself. Learn something useful instead of the crap fascists use to scare people...
Trump squatting in front of tv for 14 hours a day "I have never watched tv. I don't own a tv. I don't even know who this tv person is."
Or man, camera,..
@@Justusson person woman man camera tv tv tv tv - er sorry I just have to check Fox News to see if I'm still the president
@@Justusson,,,,,,,prison
Oh wait.....didn't he have a Popular show on NBC.....I heard about....never watched it because I could never stand this bullying POS.
Never had a TV....what a Bull$hitter!
They get TV privileges in prison?
That’s BS ... Don Jr had a live video during the Insurrection... laughing with Mark meadows and giving thumbs up 👍 and Trump was six ft behind about six ft away from the tv screen watching and smiling
The funniest part isn't that he asked himself the question, it's that he answered it so badly!
Man, I love whenever that writer does that voice-over. It's so funny.
Turns out -- Former Guy's presidency? Not good.
💯🙏
Compared to the current one it's incredibly good.
Maybe Roger stone believes him, but I doubt it.
Not good because...."I hAtE dRuMpH bEcAuSe tHe Tv toLd mE tO, mOmMy!!!"
All things considered, turns out Republicans.... not smart.
I absolutely love Stephen’s Silmarillion tangents and would pay good money to just listen to him nerd out over Tolkien
No matter how disturbing the monolog news ....even though delivered with a brilliant comedic twist....my peace is restored listening to the band wrap things up. Love Stephen, the band, the guests and appreciate all the hard work that goes into it.
Great segment. Brilliant as usual. Got me with the LOTR part. 😂
By all reports, he spent 6-8 hours a day watching fox
You're making that up you don't know nothing why do you do that does it make you feel important
@@danmcgriff1421 When several ex staffers say so, and they all agree, sane people believe them.
@@tabo01 I bet you're one of those who still believe in the whole Russia collusion thing don't you well better yet Trump's a Russian spy the people are pathetic
So Dan. Given when he woke up each day and when his calendar started tell me what he was doing?
And he was on Fox and Friends deranged, talking toilets and windmills
@@danmcgriff1421 "President Trump spends at least four hours a day watching television, according to a new report.
People close to Trump told The New York Times that Trump spends at least that much time in front of a TV each day, and sometimes spends as many as eight hours watching television.
The Times reports that Trump begins each day around 5:30 a.m. by turning on CNN before quickly flipping to Fox News’s “Fox & Friends.” He occasionally watches MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” because it works him up, Trump’s friends told the Times.
{mosads}
Trump’s favorite programs include “Fox & Friends” as well as Fox News primetime shows from Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Jeanine Pirro. Trump sometimes “hate-watches” CNN host Don Lemon, according to the report.
The Times also reports that the only people allowed to touch the remote control for the White House television are Trump and White House technical support staffers.
During his trip to Asia last month, Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t watch much television at the White House because he’s busy “reading documents.”
“Believe it or not, even when I’m in Washington or New York, I do not watch much television,” Trump said. “People that don’t know me, they like to say I watch television - people with fake sources. You know, fake reporters, fake sources.”
“But I don’t get to watch much television. Primarily because of documents. I’m reading documents. A lot,” Trump continued. “I actually read much more - I read you people much more than I watch television.”
The Times reports that Trump told reporters about his TV-watching habits after the newspaper presented the White House with a long list of fact-checking questions, including one about how often he watches television.
The Hill
Donald Trump once said he didn't have enough time to watch television.
Donald Trump on Thursday said he had watched more than seven hours of Fox News programming since Wednesday night, listing off the prime-time shows he tuned in to on the right-wing propaganda network.
"I watched Liz MacDonald - she's fantastic. I watched Fox Business. I watched Lou Dobbs last night, Sean Hannity last night, Tucker last night, Laura. I watched 'Fox & Friends' in the morning," Trump said at a news conference from the White House, referencing Fox's prime-time line-up as well as its three-hour-long morning show. Trump's constant watching of Fox News - and repeating of its talking points - is well known.
He often tweets about things he sees on the cable network, and the network often parrots Trump's messaging.
For example, Trump and his campaign have continued to falsely claim Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden has been hiding in his basement, a claim various personalities on Fox News made 322 times in the span of just two months.
However, Trump has publicly said numerous times that he doesn't watch a lot of television because he doesn't have time.
"Believe it or not, even when I'm in Washington or New York, I do not watch much television," Trump said in November 2017. "People that don't know me, they like to say I watch television - people with fake sources. You know, fake reporters, fake sources."
In December 2017, Trump tweeted: "Another false story, this time in the Failing @nytimes, that I watch 4-8 hours of television a day - Wrong! Also, I seldom, if ever, watch CNN or MSNBC, both of which I consider Fake News. I never watch Don Lemon, who I once called the 'dumbest man on television!' Bad Reporting."
He made the claim that he doesn't really watch TV in an interview with the New York Times in July.
"I don't watch very much TV. Nobody knows what I do," Trump said. "I work very long hours, actually, very long hours, probably longer than just about anybody. And I think more importantly, I think I work effectively."
Published with permission of The American Independent Foundation.
What about all those witnesses that said you where WATCHING the insurrection like a little kid WATCHING cartoons
And he was excited with the violence for him
I saw a cop beat a woman to death on Jan six and continue to beat her lifeless corpse , on video. Not funny at all.
yeah, that!
Exactly. So pathetic.
Witnesses? There's VIDEO! He was watching it with his comedy up son and Kimberly the Shrieker while sipping champagne.
excellent monologue
Brilliant monologue as ever. Thanks Mr C.
Thank you, Stephen. L'Shana Tovah to you too. I think a Jan 6th hearing is a great way to start off the year.
He wants to say he wasn’t watching TV so he can claim he had no idea what was happening at the Capitol. Of course he won’t say that under oath. He will just plead the 5th.
He knew what was happening when he talked to McCarthy.
😂look at this guy dancing after he made that SHART joke. You did it buddy, you made them laugh.
I love when Stephen recites Silmarillion, made my day!
She should keep in mind how Mussolini ended up.
Hanging by his heels.
But should she be taken to an Auto Repair Shop in Turrin, too?
Traitors are hung by their feet so their arms reach toward hell. Benito set the stage for dealing with traitors.
That is because the Moose wasn’t as smart as his Spanish counterpart, Gen Franco…..whose fascist state lasted into the 1980s simply by laying low and staying quiet….this is what this new PM is aiming towards!
Biden needs to take trump at his word, and _THINK_ that trump is indicted.
That was after all what trump practically was telling Hannity and the rest of us; that if you are President, all you need is to think that something is done, for it to be done.
And afterwards, trump can be packed into a box and sent to Jail, or "wherever".
I was 30, she was 12 lol
Biden or trump you all fall for the same bs and this is the show you follow. A guy that posts about trump to drag attention every day damn sucks
🤣 🤣 🤣
We think you're right 👍🏻.
@@Bolero1961
Naw. He's got his cult for that.
Not jail, the loony bin. He's completely meshugah.
Love a good Tuor and Turgon reference on a late-night tv show
I love stevens lotrs rants. We need more of this
Welcome to episode 399 in my long running segment called "Why the fuck hasn't this show won an Emmy yet?" Absolutely gold from start to finish, and the LOTR/Italian mashup almost made me fall out of my chair. I love any instance where Stephen gets to say "Oh, you are coming after LOTR in MY house? You don't know the righteous fury that is about to rain down upon you." Loved it.
A bit offensive caricature of Italians, no? Racist jokes funny?
@obnoxious
Caricature? I didn't see or hear any caricature.
The show & Stephen have won Emmys!
Emmys must have a low bar
@@obnoxiouslakerfan _Mama mia_ 🤌
I knew this is gonna be a fun one when that whole Lord of the Ring thing is mentioned. Do NOT mess with LOTR in front of Stephen!
I wonder if she knows Tolkien hated fascists?
I don't consider Amazon's LOTRS canon. This is SOOOO DUMB.
@@redbarchetta8782 Yes he did. That doesn't necessarily mean he would have supported or recognized Britain today. There were plenty of anti fascists before, during and after WW2 who had racist views.
Stephen mentions Ulmo and Tuor from the Silmarillion but the chapter before that was focusing on Turin, which by itself could've been one season of RoP because there's a f*cking dragon in it. I was hoping Mr Colbert will weigh in on the Amazon show but so far nothing
@@RedDragonM1 The Jackson trilogy aren't exactly canon either. Aragorn wasn't a reluctant king. He waved Anduril around like a giant glowing magic penis and rallied men to his cause through sheer force of will. He's also great friends with Bilbo, the one who wrote for him the 'All that is gold does not glitter' poem, they never even meet in the movies.
While the beacons of Minas Tirith being lit as an epic scene, Denethor actually lights them while Gandalf and Pippin are riding toward the city, and it's not meant to reach Rohan, they are sent the Red Arrow. Denethor was driven mad by his Palantir, but he wasn't stupid, he did try to defend Gondor as best as he could.
I love Stephen Colbert. This monologue was so darn funny! I especially enjoyed your dance moves. Not the first time I’ve seen you shimmy, but you really moved me (wink wink) this time. Lol. So thank you Stephen, for the distraction of everything going on and please keep on making America’s seniors happy😋
During his LOTR rant Stephen’s kids were at home saying “Oh great, Dad’s at it again!”
Every week night I look forward to Stephen posting his monologue at about 8:30 PST. I need the laughs before turning in. Thanks, Stephen.
I'm watching it in the morning at around 8 CEST, typically like 3h after it's uploaded
In The UK we tent to watch these around 8 am
its a timely reminder there are 350 million dummies living in the USA !
@@mcfcguvnors
Hey. 280M of us just may resent that statement. Suggest something helpful if you must interject.
@@mcfcguvnors but you watch!
I usually watch before heading to college....about 5.30am here in the UK.
Does anyone remember when we actually had a lie counter on TV trying to track all of trumps lies/misrepresentations. Until I think it broke and they just couldn't keep up. "Oh yeah, the good ol days."
Yeah ! Thank goodness we have a real guy now Making America Great Again...........Border WIDE OPEN Just think none are tested or Vaxed ,and there are citizens going though hell for not wanting the Jab , Crime rising Country wide, Senseless murders You had a guy kill an 18 year old by RUNNING him OVER with his car...because he was Republican Thats NUTS, The Feds are raising the interest rate Monthly at this rate by the end of Biden it will be 10% You think its a mess now...Wait ,Our retirement and investments are much less now, Gas is 50% more than was 3 years ago, Food cost rising and availibility scarce in some places . Our debt as a country is ..... has become a BS number because nothing can run with that kind of debt.... and want to add TRILLIONS more. The GREEN new deal is a mirage a pipe dream if you are for the new deal LOOK at yourself ...... are you? part of the solution or part of the Problem if you use any fossil fuels YOU are part of the Problem and you have no argument. We are too worried about Nonsense non issues, and about peoples Feelings We should all have the same feeling right now and should be thinking What the Hell is going on. You are chanting for vilification for that waste of time protest labeled the Jan. 6th "Insurrection" One Murder on that day ...an Unarmed Woman protester shot in the neck by a Fed Cop and We are JAILING Policemen for shooting Criminals with lengthy history...Come on man Trump is gone you cheated him out, just trying to Defame him. Just a big waste of time Lets Go Brandon!!!!
I think that odometer has rolled over... well lie counter.
There's so much can be said in 9 seconds especially if the receiver of the call already knows who is calling and what the topic of the convo will be like a command to attack or not.
I love when Stephen’s nerd comes through.
Can’t wait to to hear Ginni Thomas clear up everything.
😳 ok
I don't think she is mentally stable. She was involved in that whack cult when she was young. Do think it left her
God told me not to say this... but, she's the older church lady whose having an affair. Sorry , Father in heaven, but I'm stressed.
"I plead the 5th X 1000"
~Ginni Thomas, seditous conspirator~
LOL, yeah that's gonna happen. Thomas will bring out her voodoo dolls and Tarot death cards and start speaking in tongues.
Why did he even run for president?!😒😫 what the hell man.. 🗣GO AWAY!🙄
Fame.. his words
@@jasons4937 heard that too
You had to ask? I guarantee you he made money off the Presidency! Those files at Maralardo weren't there collecting dust! And any other place he hid them!🤔
And spite too; spite over Obama cracking jokes at 'Littlefingers' expense during the White House Correspondents Dinner, and then the following day announcing the death of Osama bin Laden; which Dumpy took as a deliberate act to draw eyes away from the premiere of his new season of The Apprentice.
You talking about Joe Biden he sure has messed this country up been less than 2 years so tell me how do you think the country is doing now inflation gas prices open borders tell me one thing that Biden has done that has improved your life improved your life I'm waiting
Dear Stephen, Iranians, mainly young girls, are risking their lives against the tyranny by going out on the streets shouting they want freedom. How about a shout out to these young people?
Love your show!
Dumold Tramp is the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
😂🎯
If you're a writer for this show, I imagine finding a connection between any topic an LOTR feels like finding the golden ticket!
It's Stephen's pReCiOuS...
The puppet show for fluffing the Bidens...lol. Stephen is the best fluffer of all.
@@ianoconner3051 Yes, he is good at fluffing for sure. Kind of a shill for J. Biden.
@@rooster1274 100 percent shill for the crime family in D.C.
@@ianoconner3051 He is a good fluffer ask POTUS.
Best part is when quoting the LOTR, he's not even using a teleprompter
😂 🧝♀️🧙♀️
I refuse to believe that there is _any_ time at which Trump is not watching TV.
The late show with Stephen Colbert is my Emmy winner... 🙌🏆
Colbert is one of the few people these days who makes laugh out loud. I probably sound like a hyena when I do it because I forgot how.
It could be do you having a low IQ
I’m with you.
Laugh. It’s so good for you 😂
If you laugh out loud at this vitriol you're fng brain dead.
"It was all about me and my supporters... but i didn't see watch tv that day" so it only takes an attempted coup to get the maniacal mango off the sofa.
Witnesses have said he was riveted to the television in delight as the attack on Congress happened. Sooo... TFG has been known to take a few liberties with the truth.
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250 million grift on his own magats priceless💃💃💃💃💃💃
But he WAS watching the insurrection on TV. We ALL saw the video.
How's the country doing now big mouth
"Maniacal Mango"... very good. How about "Maniacal MAGA-Mango"??
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very sad for Italy.
Colbert’s got mad dance skills - love it.
All credit to the band who have the task of keeping up with Stephen's monologue!
@@aronob yes, because trump isn't providing us with NEW idiocies to laugh at 🤦🏽♀️🙄
@@aronob wanna try that again in English?
Really wish they would not play along. So irritating, really hoped when the pianist left it would stop.
I've now got an image of the Jan 6 committee doing the rumba as they take to their chairs.🤣 I wonder if Pence will like that🤔
@@aronob Half-watt illiterate BOTwipe. Not one of the best ivans, but most of Puty’s best botrunners and script writers who had much better English got sent off to Puty’s war and they had to replace them with the hacking-programme 3rd rate wash-outs and flunk-outs. No more linguists from the old Kremlin and KGB pits.
LOTR is about the fight against people like her...
_"Do you want Fries with that?"_ 🤣
The 9 second call was a code word. All planned out in advance.
You help me stay sane, Stephen, Thank You -- 🎉🎉🎉🙋💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸😂
I'm sorry to tell you but you probably aren't
You are past that stage, buddy
Has Trump ever told the truth? Ever? Really, honest question.
Never.🌼
"if Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her". Possibly the only truth he's told.
@@lw3269 Nah, as hideous a woman as she is, I'd still believe she'd ghost him.
That's a good one. I'll have to think on it for five seconds. Its a real thunker. Never.
He did just by thinking about it may be. Like think about the truth and then how to spin it to his favor. The sheer gluttony of it is revolting.
I find it totally mind-numbing that Captain Blunderpants ever held public office, let alone the Presidency of the U.S. I give up on the fact that we lost four years of any resemblance of a normal reality...
Happy New year! Have a sweet and healthy new year. May you be like the head and not the tail!
Pillsbury duh boy is perfect and hilarious. I’ll probably refer to him like that now. 😂 hats off to whoever came up with that one.
If you rewind to the slide that contains the Tweet, you can see who sent it in.
I love it when Stephen is so skippy happy. And as much as I miss Jon and his sound effects when SC puts things away, Louis Cato is so adorable. My nightly ritual of watching the show never disappoints.
Yeah. I keep waiting for the sound effects. But Louis is doing well.
Oh, I thought Jon was on vacation. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏽Belated welcome, Louis Cato!
I miss the putting away sounds.
Louis is doing a great job, bless him. I hope John is as happy as he made us!
Yeah ! Thank goodness we have a real guy now Making America Great Again...........Border WIDE OPEN Just think none are tested or Vaxed ,and there are citizens going though hell for not wanting the Jab , Crime rising Country wide, Senseless murders You had a guy kill an 18 year old by RUNNING him OVER with his car...because he was Republican Thats NUTS, The Feds are raising the interest rate Monthly at this rate by the end of Biden it will be 10% You think its a mess now...Wait ,Our retirement and investments are much less now, Gas is 50% more than was 3 years ago, Food cost rising and availibility scarce in some places . Our debt as a country is ..... has become a BS number because nothing can run with that kind of debt.... and want to add TRILLIONS more. The GREEN new deal is a mirage a pipe dream if you are for the new deal LOOK at yourself ...... are you? part of the solution or part of the Problem if you use any fossil fuels YOU are part of the Problem and you have no argument. We are too worried about Nonsense non issues, and about peoples Feelings We should all have the same feeling right now and should be thinking What the Hell is going on. You are chanting for vilification for that waste of time protest labeled the Jan. 6th "Insurrection" One Murder on that day ...an Unarmed Woman protester shot in the neck by a Fed Cop and We are JAILING Policemen for shooting Criminals with lengthy history...Come on man Trump is gone you cheated him out, just trying to Defame him. Just a big waste of time Lets Go Brandon!!!!
Someone should pay Johnny Depp to portray The Donald in a prolonged comedy sketch.
Donny Rump NOT watching television?
He says a lot of implausible things, but that is one of his least believable claims ever.
As an italian currently dead inside for our situation, I laughed. And I'm ready to gatekeep LOTR from the right party.
I'm sorry for what happened. I hope it will get undone quickly.
@@victoriabaker4400 thank you so much. I'm hoping for some fall of the government, since it happens anyway every few months💀
@@berenice7592 unless she states a coup Trump style!
@@Slo-ryde I didn't think about that. New fear unlocked.
@@berenice7592 That's what I was thinking about. Here in the US we don't have that possibility, so our situation is different. Don't think about the suggestion that she might stage a coup-- I think that whatever Italy does, the people are not truly interested in going back to fascism, even though they don't seem to understand that's exactly what they've voted for. Berenice, take care.
I would think the question trump is asked most would be, "What are you talking about?".
Somebody please explain 'SHART' to me and the big laugh it got.
Air-drop Colbert into Italy, rescue all the copies of LOTR
Mag-A-Lardo's defense: "I was trying to order some hamberders to throw to the walls!"
If there is one Lord of the Rings fan you should never piss off, it's Stephen Colbert
As he's a known fan with wide reach.
You really coulda hit em with a “dats.. a-Mordoooor”, and went with Sauron?? My guy… 🤦♂️😂 hehehe much love and respect to you all from the Misty Mountains of North Carolina 💜🙏👽
That short dude that makes the voice overs is such a gem. He has that perfect sarcastic intonation.
Trump: Want to see Biden in Prison
Biden: What makes Trump believe I would visit him in Prison
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🥁 You have won the internet today.
Never gets old
God, I hope Trump ends up in prison. No domestic terrorist should be free to walk the streets
trumpski was getting his thoughts through "Q" (aka, Roger Stone - playing the penguin... poorly) who DOCUMENTED his insurrectionist actions via a legit VIDEO CREW!!! Donny, he is not up to "the Roy Cohn standard" of evil ... and he WILL be the key to your ruin... Have a nice day🤣🤣🤣
This monologue was hilarious. Bravo writers🤣😂😁
Like Stephen, I too am a politics junkie. And sadly I go through an obsession over politics. Time for me to a take a month away from it. So this was a perfect video clip to begin my political fast with.😂
Good Luck!! 😂🙋 I have never been able to go a month!! 💥 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
I will take a political fast if Democrats win in the midterms. If Republicans win, I will still be on "Republican authoritarian takeover" watch.
I feel you. I find myself getting irritated and feeling helpless, so I take a week or two off. Unfortunately everyone around me is talking about it, but it really does help. Good for you.
When the smoke in the sky burns your lungs and your eyes that’s a Mordor.
9 seconds is more than enough time to say a code word or phrase that was predetermined to signal to end the riot.
Why not the "Spatial Hazard Interception Technique"? Or the "Orbital Hurling Spatial Hazard Interception Technique"?
I see you've got this labeling sh1t handled.
Fun fact my dad and his bro made their own secret elvish language based off of Tolkien when they were kids
Wᴇʟsʜ ?
@@D._Eath It's definitely Welsh.
By the way, it's pronounced "Dee-ath", I'm guessing? Like the actual surname an actual doctor in my town had. It couldn't possibly be said any other way, right?
Yours faithfully
St. John Cockburn
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That's very sweet.
I always love it when Stephen goes on his LOTR kicks.
I would pay to watch a livestream of him watching the new series so I could get his insights.
I love hearing Louis’ snickers from the background.