Mastriano Getting Desperate In PA | Frankie Lasagna Misses Judge's 61st Home Run
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- The GOP nominee for governor of Pennsylvania is taking extreme measures to boost his chances at the polls, and we're feeling sorry for the guy who almost caught Aaron Judge's history-making home run. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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How very sporting: shooting pigs, with some sort of an assault rifle, from a helicopter…
Next time Marjorie Greene goes hunting, I hope who ever she goes with, is from the “Dick Cheney School of Gun Safety”.
I'd trust Dick Cheney with a gun before I'd trust MTG. He's at least smart.
Along with the former guys, two sons who do canned hunting what a bunch of deplorable human beings they are.
It’s just so blatantly ridiculous
Or the trump University of Higher Arms and Weaponry....
MTG has already hunted David Hogg, walking behind him while carrying a gun. Now she is shooting hogs from a helicopter. That escalated quickly.
Ok but seriously why does the news need to have people stand out in a hurricane during 60 mile an hour winds and rain completely blinding them? We know hurricanes are terrible so don't send those people out there, I hope they got triple pay for doing that.
Jim goes there willingly. Check him out.
150 miles an hour for this one. that's not worth my job.
Doubt it
Gladiator vibes
Ratings baby. Ratings.....
I love how Louis instantly recreated that guitar riff 😂
Dan Rather kind of started the "let's film me standing in a hurricane" thing. He did that with hurricane Carla in Galveston back in 1961. That alone garnered him national attention, but he was ALSO the first journalist to air a radar MAP of a hurricane. He did this by getting a meteorologist to draw a rough outline of the Gulf Coast on transparent film then lay it over the actual radar screen, to show both it's form and it's scale. It changed the way people saw hurricanes.
And, Marjorie is getting a divorce and hilariously asked for privacy…
I know right, I can't believe Colbert didn't mention that at all cuz he missed an opportunity to totally roast her ass. Jimmy Kimmel was right on top of it tonight, I love Colbert but he missed it!
And 90% sure that ad was filmed in Texas.
Is she really a woman, though?...Looks trans to me. 🙄
@@oneirishpoet Colbert didn't miss it, he just has class and certain lines he tries not to cross unless it seems absolutely necessary to make a point. MTG makes direct personal attacks on Kimmel a lot more, so not surprised he would hit on that.
@@MeerkatADV Good point, it doesn't really look like Georgia.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is nuts 😂😂😂
He soon to be ex hubby agrees.
Soon to appear in a porno grasping an AR-15 in one hand and and a Mike Lindell "My Vibrator" in the other.
Oh most definitely, something crazy 🤪 with her.
Her day pass from the institution should be revoked.
Hog crazy..
Brett Favre "trying to remember the password to his shoelaces" is such a funny line, I had to rewind twice!
6:28 Gotta love Louis underlining Stephen's air guitar solo. Such a nice display of both their skills.
As a Mississippi citizen who lives close to & works in the city where Farve lives…we all knew he wasn’t a good person. I was a paramedic for several years & we got multiple calls to his property for injuries related to drinking & other unsafe behavior. And of course he *expected* EMS to drop everything else to rush there including for our only rescue helicopter at the time to respond…even if the reported injury wasn’t that severe. He is also typically very rude. But businesses always bend over backwards for him & his family due to his connections with local & state government. No one here except his most diehard fans were surprised to find out he was involved in stealing money from the welfare program to fund a sports building for his daughter. I imagine that’s just the tip of the iceberg of his criminal financial involvement with both local & state gov officials. I hope they keep digging.
Also hope they investigate our current governor, most of the state congress & audit *ALL* of the supposed spending they’ve done! Because citizens here are tired of hearing about billions coming into the state in recent years but not seeing *ANY EVIDENCE* of it being spent to help those it was intended for or spent PERIOD!!
Indeed. Stealing on that level requires the participation of higher ups.
Why are southern states always the corrupt ones? Been seeing this for decades!
Sounds like he was always a used condom.
Lock them all up. That wasn't free money for them to use to enrich themselves. That money was given to the state for a specific purpose, which they subverted by being greedy d##chebags
There needs to be a full investigation this was a conspiracy and money laundering. I wonder who else got money out of this fund and how much is missing. You want thousands of children to starve so your daughter could play volleyball all you need is a damn net.
"Seen here trying to remember the password to his shoelaces" This is one of the best!
And he has a show on Sirus...talking. Another reason I'll never subscribe
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I love how Stephen and the late show are mindful of people needing help and involve themselves in creating solidarity.
Also, the band is on fiiiiire.
Amazing how anyone could ever trust that woman 😢
She's a joke and a nut.
Her husband filed for divorce. So that's one less.
"When Your rally has more stairs than people"
That part lived Me 😄
Noted
😂
I have no idea what this means but I am going to give it a thumbs up anyway.
@@nooneheremaybe6416 💀⚰️🤣🤣
VOTE BLUE PA!!!
The band picking up the lick by ear was awesome. Colbert sure hired some talented musicians. Cheers.
That and the time between the rehearsal in the afternoon and the show... come on man. But you're so cute to believe so...
@@SpicyMayoVegas Ah I'd like a link of one of your performances then. Keyboard warriors and knowitalls aout inf force today. Lol
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@@SpicyMayoVegas Literally no one asked
they wouldn't have jobs as musicians if they couldn't.
I am from Germany, and whenever I feel the need to make the biggest WTF face for minutes continuously, I am watching this show. Thank you very much Stephen.
Thank you so much for starting off with this urge for donations after Ian. My area of Florida was thankfully spared, but having lived through Michael, I know millions are in real need tonight.
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@@chinhtai9792 - Huh? This isn't the Chinese Alchemy channel, chum.
Maybe Florida's legislature will re-allocate some of those funds they set aside to send Texas' asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard. Oh, wait. That won't be enough. I guess Martha's Vineyard will have to bail out Florida as well as Texas now.
Anyone else feel like their IQ dropped after watching that MTG ad?
Nope! I've already solved the MTG mystery totally! She never had me fooled!
I never thought any female could be so gleefully drop-dead dumb as Ted Nugent, but there she is.
She just wanted to go out for the afternoon and use campaign funds to do it.
Made me glad I learned fractions during some of those years I spent in the 6th grade.
My brain melts a little when I think of the people that could vote for someone like her.
Not Hurricane Ian. Let's call it HURRICANE EXXON. Name these violent storms after the greedy corporations causing the havoc.
Whew... getting pretty obscure there, don't you think?
AMEN to THAT!!
@@1newme425 They probably commented while in a Tesla... Meanwhile, you probably replied from a smokey diesel guzzling pickup, huh?
I know you went through 4 years of President Trumpty Dumpty so I will help you out with what is believed to be your thinking. No Person or company regardless of size or how much money or Magic Marker Sharpie can…. Make happen, redirect the course of or stop any kind of major weather event such as Hurricanes or Tornados.
@@1newme425 Um... Batteries, that don't use fossil fuels.
Green's husband divorcing her says it all. Not even he could put up with her crazy anymore.
Had my fingers crossed that Marjorie would get in the helicopter and say "Seatbelt?! Jesus is my seatbelt!" and fall out at altitude.
Maybe DeSantis should have saved those millions of dollars he spent to ship those people to Martha's Vinyard for a situation like this
Ya think
Nah he will just ask for federal aid obviously.
How many will remind everyone that he and "Little Marco" voted against "Sandy" relief stating it's not the job of government to bail states out after a natural disaster? Cancun Cruz said the "Sandy" relief was a "Blue State Bailout". Now Death-Santis has to ask Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer to pass the $$$ bill.
Kinda the point of the joke there Mr. brilliant... among the myriad (means a lot) of other reasons...
Don’t vote for him again
When my dad was a little boy he visited Texas right after a historic tornado and found a drinking straw from a soda shop imbedded in a tree. He always told me don't stand in the storm objects can kill you. Or at least get an injury.
150 mph winds are faster than the fastest baseball pitch in the world. Imagine if a branch hit you at those speeds
Lies! You get super powers if you stand in the storm. That's what my dad said.
"It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing....." - comedian Ron White
A friend’s place got hit by straight line winds over 100 mph. They showed us splinters of wood and straw from a straw bale embedded in the wall of their garage.
@@stormwatcher59 same thing been going through my mind.
Best thing to come out of hurricane Ian: the video of that guy who rescued the frightened cat that he saw from his window that was posted to Twitter. So wholesome
😳That’s insane! In those winds he could have been slammed by a mere shingle and lost his life.. !
I live thousands of miles away from PA and that Monstriano still gives me the goosebumps! what a horrible human being!
Let's hope his 40 days of fasting and prayer turns into a lifelong stint behind monastery walls.
I have family still living in Pennsylvania and I feel for them that this buttmuncher is even a possible option for people. Just as I sympathize with the people of Colorado, the people of Georgia and, well, the people anywhere that Republiklans like them hold sway. I would prefer to get the Republican party back, not this fascist, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, white supremacist, antisemitic, anti-Muslim, warmongering pack of prurient hypocritical pissants that seem to be dragging the GOP down to Hell with them. Donnie Dimwit, and I said this since the days of Saint Ronnie (because I saw the initial warning signs then), is not the cause, he is just another symptom of what they chose to become. Moscow Mitch and Cancun Cruz predated Donnie Dimwit. Newt Gingrich predated Donnie. President Dick Cheney predated Donnie. Just some observations.
He did say that WHEN he makes Pennsylvania a Christian nationalist state, the rest of us CAN stay....we just have to abide by their laws...
These are the first wave of fundamentalist Christian Nationalist candidates. They're coming and their goal is to impose a Christian Nationalist Government!
I'm a Pennsylvanian fighting hard against Mastriano!
Greene just showed she doesn't care about taxpayers money. The cost of the helicopter alone is ridiculous.
MTG can suck every dick, but I'm pretty confident that she made her hog shooting trip into an ad specifically so she could legally pay for it with campaign donations.
None of them care about anything other than sticking to their opposition....it's a mean spirited child's game they play and their voters love. Sad
How do you know she didn't use her own money? I am not, by any means, a MTG booster but that was not necessarily a tax payer funded flight or commercial. In fact, he campaign fund might also have paid for it.
She's a good fundraiser for some freaky reason. Probably because she's in bed with Q. Usually the RNC and GOP prefer their woman seen but not heard. Go figure.
@@howardkerr8174 you honestly think she's paying for all that shit with her own money 🤣
Hope everyone in the path of Hurricane Ian gets through it OK. Thoughts to the people of Puerto Rico who are still largely without electricity.
Thank you Stephen and writers all. Comic relief is real.😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Ronnie's trickle down theory was the start of our problems
YES !
Ye old get tricked down the drain
Or as Archie Bunker called it at the time "tinkle down" since those of us with brains have always known this. Only underinformed knee-jerk Republicans ever thought that then elected 2 Bushs and Trump...
Thank You! It's a relief to hear others acknowledge this! Everytime I say that, it's as if I'm alone in a desert.
All it does is get your shoes wet.
Mastrian also was in DC on Jan 6, taking pictures with the attackers. By the way, that guy who didn't catch the ball is Canadian. Jimmy Kimmel had a video chat with him, gave him a ticket to New Year's Eve in New York, so he could watch "the ball drop":)
Yep I just watched Jimmy Kimmel's segment before watching Colbert, Jimmy did a much better job of covering that!
Yea, they missed this one since the guy next to him was baked ziti or whatever...
If it had been a PUCK he would have caught it for sure, eh.
That jimmy kimball. Jsmh
That Green ad is like the drawing in a kids locker that gets him sent to the school councilor.
I’m from St Pete Fl, and I and the people of St Pete and the rest of Florida thank you for your commitment to helping us rebuild. Oh and those botanical gardens are the sunken gardens, great place.
No wonder MTGs husband filed for divorce. 😂
He was against an inter-species marriage...no horses allowed.
did he have to narrow it down to one reason on the papers?
He didn't want to be her hog anymore..
@@jackharrison7613 - "I'm married to MTG"
My only question is how the hell he survived this long.
Pennsylvania should do the same thing that New Mexico did with a commissioner who partook in January 6th insurrection - a judge signed an order and she was removed from office! 😁 We need to do that same thing with masteriano, and 147 GOP insurrectionists
Absolutely!!
New Mexico judge set precedent so I would expect to see more
I agree with you, 💯%!
Except, that it was a man. I know that fact; because, I am from New Mexico.
100%
Agreed. I like the way you think.
I would expect a Mississippi motivational speech to be "Get out of Mississippi and make something of yourself"
Lolllll
This was a great show tonight. Steven was on FIRE. Love seeing mastriano reap what he's sown!
Apparently, Doug mastriano couldn't afford an indoor space.
He could have rented my living room...
$100,000 an hour, minimum 2 hours.
Pretty sure I could fit them all in.
I went to school with a member of the Unlimitedbreadsticks family in Olive Gardens, FL. Those were our salad days.
Thank you Steven Colbert and staff for your contribution to the effort to salvage Florida! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Even if I was inclined to agree with her, I feel like I'd be turned away by the image of her hunting pigs from, with an assault rifle, from a helicopter. It's such a ridiculously insane level of excessive force and tactics that even if I didn't care about the pig itself, which I did, I'd still consider her to be extremely pathetic.
Seriously.
No way MTG's parents aren't related.
I lived in Houston most of my life and have never understood why reporters feel the need to be out in the hurricanes.
Jim does it willingly.
It’s exciting!
They don't need to be, they just enjoy it, well the big network reporters.
Because people will do as they’re told for money…not much of a surprise.
Ratings
“..Bobby Unlimited Breadsticks” 😂😂😂
You know a clip will be good when Stephen starts by reassuring us that the person in it is fine.
When it comes to roasting the real arseholes in our society, Stephen Colbert never fails to deliver! You can quote me on that ☺️
Nothing like a big bowl of steaming hot roasted arseholes...seen nightly on FOX.
How does one quote a fellow too fearful to use his actual name?
P.S. You can quote me on that.
He definitely holds back. The guy is too nice to be REALLY good at roasting
Good writers and media props accent his talent even more.
Never heard arseholes I luv it! I don’t like to curse around my 2 (grown) kids lol so instead of texting aholes I can use arseholes. Ok so I live an isolated life. Has everyone but me heard that expression? 🤔
".....This ad is like reading a MadLib filled out by somebody on bath salts....."
LOL!
Sadly, if Mastriano loses, he will claim that it was stolen from him and set up multiple lawsuits to drag things out.
nothing projects "winner" like a confederate soldier in Pennsylvania . . . that's a great line, Steven
I’m surprised that the reporter who protected her microphone with a condom wasn’t accused of ‘grooming’ by Floridian Republicans!!
We will miss you Noah....one of the greats.
@@ecboston1892 Sorry, didn’t like my first comment, at the same time you answered :)
Give it a few days. Someone will get there with the lame stream media and grooming the general pubic, errr, public.
The sight of the microphone with the raincoat made Donald jealous and Melania despondent.
The monologue tonight was on 🔥 tonight! I was drinking wine and laugh mid swallow and it squirted it out my nose! So worth it!
Same! Cheers! 🥂
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I have loved the "Hold for booing" thing since Colbert first mentioned it, so I appreciate the callback.
There is no way in hell MTG could have made that shot from a helicopter. Even though well trained soldier couldn't do that unless they were specially trained to. The mental calculations that you have to make are tremendous. Someone shot the hog and she just took a picture next to it.
I was thinking of the same thing when Stephen said the flamingos were doing coke in the bathroom. 😹😹😹😹
I’ve never wanted to see a helicopter crash more than I just did.
I'm with you on that!
Let's make politicking great again! 😀👍
Except maybe with the Orange Maggot on board.
or if she just fell out.
@@jackharrison7613 And accidentally shot herself on the way down!
It's not hunting when you are "shooting them from a helicopter". It's just killing.
Quick before I forget: “…Floridians are finding catfish in their front gardens, and to make matters worse, they’re nowhere near as hot as their profile pictures…”😂😂😂😂😂
A flamingo party in a public bathroom during a hurricane is about as Florida as you could possibly get. You say gators would be more Florida? I say "Nay!" You would expect a gator party in the bathroom, but Flamingos? Never. And that my friends is the epitome of Florida.
Actually, I'm pretty sure this exact scene was in the opening credits of Miami Vice. 🦩🦩🦩🤔😆
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@@henrymccoy7171 so you extremic? right? nasa see you and good luck for you?
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DUHsantis threw Floridians 12 million dollars into the Air. What a true CONSERVATIVE. As much as a Cruz to Cancun
How many will remind everyone that he and "Little Marco" voted against "Sandy" relief stating it's not the job of government to bail states out after a natural disaster? Cancun Cruz said the "Sandy" relief was a "Blue State Bailout". Now Death-Santis has to ask Biden, Pelosi, and Schumer to pass the $$$ bill.
Yeah Florida could have used that money for emergencies.
DeSantis can always send them to Martha’s Vineyard!
😅😂😂
DUHsantis
👍
I'm surprised Desantis didn't order a nuke strike on the hurricane
Stephen Colbert strikes me as one of those completely wholesome people with nothing but goodness in their hearts. Him and his eous wife seem like genuinely wonderful people. Also, is there a name more Italian than Franky Lasagna?
"Egg with dentures" 🤣
Just when one couldn't think MTG could get more reprehensible, she's shooting at a soft target, a defenceless animal, from a helicopter.
Just like her role models...the Palins
To be fair, boars are a problem
also, in Georgia it's unlawful to hunt from a vehicle.
@@ser132 But...she's a white politician. The laws don't apply to her. I hope she won't get re-elected, I know she will be though.
@@bobxyzp That may be so but surely there are more humane ways to deal with them. This, however, was clearly a stunt for the gratification and egotism of MTG to show off and "own" the Libs.
Much love to ANY and ALL holding on through storms... Both Physical & Metaphorical... Peace!
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Bless your heart, dear.
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@@chinhtai9792 - Who asked for a Voodoo doctor??
@@henrymccoy7171 so you need advisor? your homeland? and your address?
I just watched the opening monologues of kimmel, fallon, meyers, corden and noah on YT today. To me, Colbert is the best. He has the most intelligent and funniest monologue. Keep it up Stephen.
“Mastriano was following in the footsteps of Jesus, which makes sense, because Jesus was also never the governor of Pennsylvania.” 😂 🔥
Praying for Everyone in Florida , Georgia and the Carolina 's🌀🌪️🌩️🌨️ 🌊
Praying for your god to mitigate the disaster he created? What is wrong with you?
Also praying they see a blue wave in November
@@tzvikrasner6073 Yes Tzvi, I fear ALL waves. but only if it comes from Mother Nature and one of the Seven Seas... I do not mix politics and religion... 🌀 I especially fear SEA SURGE WAVES like the ones that come with hurricanes!!🌀🌨️🌩️🌊🌊🌊🌨️🌩️
And blue Waves in November? Really? My comment was not political. Hurricanes do not care what "color" your state is! Hurricanes will strike and create chaos no matter what "color" your state is, no matter who you are, or what kind of house you live in, no matter how much money you make, who you voted for, what kind of car you drive, or who you might think your president is. Hurricanes don't care one way or the other! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌀Hurricanes got game.
Puerto Rico needs help too.
Very true...thanks to despicable trump , the $$$$$ never got to Puerto Rico, because they hadn't given him what he wanted concerning a golf course ......All they got were paper towels , rudely thrown at them by that orange-faced , weird-combover , fat and flabby , pretence of a president .....
Embrace the suck - Nancy Pelosi
"Brett Favre seen here trying to remember the password to his shoelaces" my God that cracked me up.
They gotta stop torturing my Weather Daddy Jim 😩
Good to see reporters practice safe microphoning.
So is Trojan ....lol
Trojan: in any weather we are there
Be it clothed or be it bare.
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when muller charge manafort for things nothing to do with russia hack but let podesta go for same reason =blackmail dc/Britain(thank Blair Iraq france stolen libya gold) to support blame russia to cover up fact 2 party system failed since mccain-hillary all did united fruit company scandal 2.0 but remain rich
recall fbi never look at physical evidence just crowdstrike/hillary words, cia break glass 2017 inauguration with media claim russia stolen election
left wing media give protest t-shirts to san quan mayor for lying about never receive maria supplies
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Is that a mic in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
Lol! This reminds me of the report about the Johnny Cash water tower in his home town. He was painted up on the tower and then someone shot him in the crotch. As he is peeing on his hometown, the local reporter stood under the stream with an umbrella to tell the story..
Sorry! It had to be done!🤣🤣🤣
"Jim are you alright?". As Jim blows away in 120 mph winds.🤣
These were good jokes tonight awesome 🌟
Omg, the wild hogs air guitar is the BEST 👌 🤣
Wow, Marjorie Taylor Greene opened fire on her family members on a hog farm from a helicopter.
I love the line from Ron White: "It's not THAT the wind is a'blowin'. It's WHAT the wind is blowin'. If you get hit with a VOLVO, it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did that morning."
"I'm going to complain about energy prices while letting the helicopter run behind me while re retake this bit 50 times."
I didn’t think I could hate her any more than I already did.
Not hate for me, just endless disgust.
@@carolekjellander8917 that is a more accurate description of how I feel as well. Thank you.
She is a deplorable. Hillary was on point on so many many things.
I see her husband has finally had enough too.
@@carolekjellander8917 AGREE! she isn't worth that much emotion of hate. only thing I'd like to say to her is ..... Send Flowers to Congress!
"Ronald Reagan is a triumph of the embalmer's art." - Gore Vidal
Ah, Gore Vidal. He was sooooo accurate in so many things.
Gore Vidal was brilliant; it's to our detriment that so many Americans are unaware of brilliance and biting, acerbic wit.
Goddamn. 😆
Yeah...a lot of us thought Jim was dead for awhile..glad to hear he's okay 👍
That helicopter ad: all I could think was here's MTG bringing Congressional pork home again...
MTG should be careful. She might be mistaken for one…
I agree: but pigs are better than that!
"Our hearts go out to the people of Florida right now." For some reason I expected the punch line to be about our governor being DeSantis.
Same.
"As you all know, Florida is currently suffering from a major disaster, also know as Ron DeSantis
Honestly, so did I. He's the only thing with more hot air than Ian.
I’m sorry you have to deal with him. I’m shocked the Republicans didn’t try to shoot the hurricane with all of their guns. That’s what happens when you scared of everything and want to be the victim.
Deathsantis.
Yes, but the line to punch DeSantis is getting way too long for Stephen to wait in.
This makes me SO MAD!! There is absolutely ZERO reason to have these reporters standing outside in the middle of an ALMOST CATEGORY FIVE!!! HURRICANE to give their report. The atrocious disregard for safety and lives is infuriating! They can give their reports from inside of a hurricane shelter just as well. We DO NOT need the "dramatics" of them standing out there risking themselves and their filming crews for the fkking ratings!
Brett seen here trying to remember the password to his shoelaces 🤣😂
🤣🤣😂😂 he said I want to feel the Disaster ‼️ Jimmy & Stephen been having me rolling 🤣🤣
haha don't "Boo!!!" lol VOTE!!! 🤣
Thx for spreading word on mastriano. Scary here in PA that he’s running. MastriaNO!!!
Gqp, trumpets GOING DOWN BABY, OH YEAH!...
I didn't think I would live long enough to see it but it's happening!!! Leticia is restoring the rules of law!!! My hero!
Check if Frank Lasagna isn't just Matthew Calamari trying to disguise himself.
I have decertified the hurricane over Mara-largo.... hence I'm declared safe and free from any damages or charges.
DJT
I just had some surgery and Stephen Colbert is making me laugh, and it _hurts._ I'm not kidding. I'm laughing till it hurts, but thank you Stephen!
I live in Wilmington at the state line near Philly. SADLY, I’ve has to see Oz & Mastriano ads any time I turn on the TV.
So I can’t watch at mealtime. 🥴🤢🤮
Frankie Lasagna and friends? Missed opportunity to mention Matthew Calamari!
Turns out that that's not the guy's name after all. Jimmy Kimmel had him on tonight, he's a Blue Jays fan and seems like a nice guy (Canadian, eh!) Jimmy sent him tickets to see the "ball drop" on New Year's eve in Times Square!
Thanks for your thoughts about us Stephen, we're much appricating them. You can make punchlines about DeMoron another day, I'm just glad you're thinking of us. I've always been a northerner in this state so I've avoided the windbags, politicans or otherwise, but I know others aren't so lucky. My heart's been with the rest of my fellow Floridians this week.
We're praying too! 🙏🏼✝️🙏🏼
I send you thoughts of safety and i am sorry this is happening. Please know the rest of the country is thinking of the floridians and feel awful. Wish I could do something.
@@katybenson4172 Nuland Hillary McCain podesta deeply involved start ukraine crisis strike first blood but use woman that put severed finger in wendy chili 2.0 tactic shameless blame russia, recall podesta on putin files
when muller charge manafort for things nothing to do with russia hack but let podesta go for same reason =blackmail dc/Britain(thank Blair Iraq france stolen libya gold) to support blame russia to cover up fact 2 party system failed since mccain-hillary all did united fruit company scandal 2.0 but remain rich
recall fbi never look at physical evidence just crowdstrike/hillary words, cia break glass 2017 inauguration with media claim russia stolen election
left wing media give protest t-shirts to san quan mayor for lying about never receive maria supplies
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2001 pentagon memo kill occupy iraq to syria
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I live in land from the coast in the panhandle. After the devastation I have seen with this one, if I am told to evacuate I will.
@andrew tate - *Reported* for spamming better people's content. Try improving your crappy content if you want more viewers, chuck.
Wild hogs are a problem. But, where she was hunting did NOT look like farmland! 😂
Thanks Stephen. You, your band, and writers are the best.
Oscar goes to that microphone's wind protection
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Trojan : ok marketing.......but tasteful
" Trojan Maaan, in any weather "
She MacGyvered that microphone. Way to think outside the box!
Shapiro for PA Gov and Fetterman for Senate 💙💙
Absolutely.
Yes!!
I love John Fetterman. I get hilarious texts from his kids and his dogs trying to outdo each other fundraising. And the petition to elect Oz to the New Jersey Hall of Fame! Not only is he a smart, caring, progressive, he and Giselle have wicked senses of humor. Most interesting campaign I've ever seen.
You know, I think you folks are brilliantly funny and Stephen is the best at delivery, but I had genuine loud guffaws at multiple points in this monologue.
You guys are the best thing since vaccines to combat Covid🥳👍😍👏
Sarasota was a bit rough with 110 mph gusts. Trees, traffic lights, cell, internet, power all down....and we were lucky.