AI-Scripted Batman Comic

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  • čas přidán 4. 08. 2020
  • perhaps I was too enthusiastic for feaux artificially written comics
    shout out to Carter, and to YOU!! Thank you for continuing to watch this silly little video
    may batman look around for his parents to this very day
    Credit:
    Script was produced by Keaton Patti.
    Art and lettering was made by Matt Shults
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  • @isola7ion
    @isola7ion  Před 2 lety +26986

    Wow this video has gained so much traction recently!
    What AI scripts or content should I voice over next? Any suggestions are welcome :)

    • @sexyprincesswriter2362
      @sexyprincesswriter2362 Před 2 lety +1154

      We need the sequel; I explicitly want to see if Batman attempts to use the expired coupon.

    • @odysseyman200
      @odysseyman200 Před 2 lety +200

      Avengers comic

    • @Noobwitha_Hat
      @Noobwitha_Hat Před 2 lety +91

      Spiderman (also what program are you using)

    • @landodjango8107
      @landodjango8107 Před 2 lety +18

      I suggest pinning this comment for people to see

    • @idavid8391
      @idavid8391 Před 2 lety +40

      There's one about Spider-Man that has the same vibes. Not sure who made it, sadly, but if you look up Bot Writes Spider-Man or something like that it should show up.

  • @justatanuki.6495
    @justatanuki.6495 Před 8 měsíci +9732

    I love how “two-face is a man, but attorney” implies that being an attorney isn’t a human trait.

  • @privateportal6969
    @privateportal6969 Před 8 měsíci +1102

    Joker giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents is such a Joker thing to do it's literally crazy.

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 Před 3 měsíci +51

      Was about to be annoyed at the misuse of the word “literally,” but no, Joker being insane is probably exactly why he’d do that. Good job.

    • @theJamesexpress
      @theJamesexpress Před 3 měsíci +35

      Ai gets joker so well for no reason

    • @snipeuminusthesniper
      @snipeuminusthesniper Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@theJamesexpress makes sense, the AI is as chaotic as the Joker

    • @theJamesexpress
      @theJamesexpress Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@snipeuminusthesniper nah, the ai is more chaotic then joker

    • @You-wp4ic
      @You-wp4ic Před měsícem

      @@0SC2I mean, the other usage is informal but in the dictionary.

  • @marcoronnie9538
    @marcoronnie9538 Před 4 měsíci +2796

    "Happy Batday, Birthman" sounds like what the real Joker would say

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics Před 3 měsíci +181

      I thought Alfred was Birthman. It is his job, after all

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost Před 3 měsíci +69

      ​@@SirPhysicsNo, he's just the batler.

    • @user-gx2os7so9j
      @user-gx2os7so9j Před 3 měsíci +13

      looks like memes about man from reddit

    • @yarisher3127
      @yarisher3127 Před 3 měsíci +36

      AI handles Joker perfectly. The innacuracy of AI makes it completely chaotic, thus making an impeccable Joker impression.

    • @e.j5813
      @e.j5813 Před 3 měsíci +3

      AI did a good job writing joker tbh lol

  • @fluffycat679
    @fluffycat679 Před 8 měsíci +4027

    I love the line "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still* *dead"* Because it suggests Batman checks to see if his parents have stopped being dead before every fight only to become furious because of it.

    • @lrkeribergaard6110
      @lrkeribergaard6110 Před 6 měsíci +33

      true....

    • @Dhruv-yu2jo
      @Dhruv-yu2jo Před 3 měsíci +119

      That is batman's superpower. Looking for his parents. When he doesn't see them he gets angry

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 Před 3 měsíci +25

      It also implies that the AI doesn't understand the idea; the end of one's own existence.

    • @epicwinning
      @epicwinning Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@sid2112 It understands they are still dead so uh... kinda does.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@epicwinning But the implication was that they might not be at some point in the future, which we really should tell the AI that's not how it works. I think it could be important.

  • @sockjok_animations1638
    @sockjok_animations1638 Před 3 lety +4897

    Batman looks around for his parents
    But they are still ded

    • @Klick404
      @Klick404 Před 2 lety +141

      I completely lost it at that point. Funniest part IMO

    • @august4476
      @august4476 Před 2 lety +32

      I fucking lol’d

    • @richgud4180
      @richgud4180 Před 2 lety +71

      All time orphan

    • @sad-4ss
      @sad-4ss Před 2 lety +32

      This makes him have anger!

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Před 2 lety +8

      Happy batday, birthman.

  • @italy402
    @italy402 Před 2 lety +6016

    batman's parents being dead is a joke that will never die
    unlike his parents

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl Před 11 měsíci +3773

    I love how the AI randomly roasts Batman for not having parents twice.

    • @cnupdates
      @cnupdates Před 11 měsíci +364

      Three times actually

    • @el_pibe_que_salio_de_la_basura
      @el_pibe_que_salio_de_la_basura Před 8 měsíci +68

      Three times

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake Před 7 měsíci +67

      Thrice

    • @cheesecake1255
      @cheesecake1255 Před 6 měsíci +51

      always an orphan, they are still dead, the coupon... Yeah... Lol

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan Před 6 měsíci +47

      Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

  • @treebricks4487
    @treebricks4487 Před 6 měsíci +256

    “Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor” my life strategy

  • @snakee7431
    @snakee7431 Před 2 lety +5548

    “I am such a freak. Society is bad.” Joker in a nutshell

    • @iczesmv
      @iczesmv Před 2 lety +330

      “You drink water."
      "I drink anarchy.”

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Před 2 lety +155

      "I drink bats just like a bat would."
      Batman looks around for his parents.
      _BUT THEY ARE STILL D E A D_
      This makes him have anger
      He fires a bat rocket, but Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humour.
      A Clownly Power.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir Před 2 lety +67

      I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.

    • @the_cat_the_cat
      @the_cat_the_cat Před 2 lety +44

      This is a joker joke.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze Před 2 lety +5

      This is not in order and i hat ethat

  • @lucariboi1960
    @lucariboi1960 Před 2 lety +3320

    “It is a coupon for new parents, but it is expired”
    That killed me

  • @xpyroflame
    @xpyroflame Před 11 měsíci +2252

    "Alfred give birth to robin"
    Alfred begins the process since it is his job
    I can't be the only one that absolutely died at this part holy shit

  • @KuzuriGames
    @KuzuriGames Před 8 měsíci +732

    "I'm such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, i drink anarchy."
    This gotta be one of the best lines i've ever heard.

    • @kyleholden5537
      @kyleholden5537 Před 3 měsíci +15

      I could see this In a bigger speech like criticizing how society thinks of him or something

    • @JacketteTrades
      @JacketteTrades Před 17 dny

      Best line I've heard since Opposing Force!

  • @kingofpilgrims368
    @kingofpilgrims368 Před 2 lety +2821

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” 😂😂😂

  • @RealParadoxBlues
    @RealParadoxBlues Před 2 lety +1639

    "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule."
    The Joker in one sentence.

    • @HarbingerYT
      @HarbingerYT Před 2 lety +33

      Technically 2.

    • @j.prt.979
      @j.prt.979 Před 2 lety +49

      @@HarbingerYT RealParadoxBlues has never followed a grammar rule. That is his rule.

    • @jatinmarcob2128
      @jatinmarcob2128 Před 2 lety +61

      @@j.prt.979 Do you follow? I don't.

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 Před 2 lety +21

      I think the "Do you follow? I don't." Makes it even more powerful.

  • @MitchellCFlint
    @MitchellCFlint Před 8 měsíci +512

    This joker is unironically pretty good. The birthday prank, The rule rule, the "I drink anarchy", all in character

    • @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk
      @uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk Před 3 měsíci +44

      and the fact he deflected a rocket with his sick sense of humor

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk A “clownly power” 🤣🤣

    • @DogBat
      @DogBat Před měsícem +2

      IT IS

    • @DogBat
      @DogBat Před měsícem +6

      He is one of the characters where he can just say anything and it will be in character

    • @pptemplar5840
      @pptemplar5840 Před měsícem +8

      ​kinda true, but a couple of these seem like things he might actually say instead of, things a shitty writer would argue he would say/do, because "It's the Joker, he's chaotic"
      Like the Rule Follow line actually sounds like better dialogue than he was given in the Kill the JL trailer. And that's something somebody actually wrote, where he just saying he was crazy and trying to look like the onceler.
      Joker is insane, so anything can be argued to be in character, but you still gotta make people believe it. @@DogBat

  • @tartuffle2400
    @tartuffle2400 Před 5 měsíci +481

    “I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” As a line that goes kinda hard

  • @therenegade1096
    @therenegade1096 Před rokem +3553

    “Batman looks around for his parents… but they are still dead”
    That killed me

    • @buggobricks
      @buggobricks Před rokem +72

      What’s funnier is that that happens throughout the plots of most Batman movies, so the fact that the A.I would write that actually makes sense. 😂

    • @mrtuxedo1467
      @mrtuxedo1467 Před 10 měsíci +78

      Now you can be just like his parents

    • @kosmicatneedsalife
      @kosmicatneedsalife Před 8 měsíci

      OMG NOOOO!!!@@mrtuxedo1467

    • @drman8613
      @drman8613 Před 8 měsíci +25

      Killed the parents too

    • @kosmicatneedsalife
      @kosmicatneedsalife Před 8 měsíci

      Damn-@@drman8613

  • @Ostroid
    @Ostroid Před 10 měsíci +1621

    The fact that the AI sees a man and an attorney as separate things, means the AI understands our society perfectly

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub Před 7 měsíci +53

      We live in a society.

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan Před 6 měsíci +19

      Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

    • @oneeyedjack1812
      @oneeyedjack1812 Před 4 měsíci

      @@TheMaxORyan Source?

    • @TheMaxORyan
      @TheMaxORyan Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@oneeyedjack1812 Look up "Keaton Patti Fake" or just read their wiki page

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 Před 3 měsíci

      @@oneeyedjack1812 Googling Keaton Patti and AI gives a bunch of results that indicate this is true. I am not gonna dive into this but it seems to be true.

  • @connorgibes709
    @connorgibes709 Před 3 měsíci +85

    "I have never followed a rule. That is My rule. Don't you follow? I don't."
    Is unironically a very clever line and I want to use it irl now

  • @gebbo221
    @gebbo221 Před 2 lety +8320

    "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead."
    Damn. that sucks.

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Před 2 lety +190

      The way he says it though
      "...but thEY are still dEAD"

    • @TheTrueGlaukos
      @TheTrueGlaukos Před 2 lety +199

      Sometimes batman, sometimes sometimes Bruce Wayne, ALL TIMES ORPHAN

    • @Chyrre
      @Chyrre Před 2 lety +27

      Feels Batman

    • @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN
      @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN Před 2 lety +66

      And the extra salt in the wound is the joker giving him a coupon for new parents only for it to be expired.

    • @kosakukawajiri8331
      @kosakukawajiri8331 Před 2 lety +8

      Cry about it

  • @idioticchildno.0171
    @idioticchildno.0171 Před 2 lety +9301

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *STILL DEAD.*

    • @morgantippetts7681
      @morgantippetts7681 Před 2 lety +512

      This makes him have ANGER

    • @greenboi938
      @greenboi938 Před 2 lety +292

      He fires a batrocket

    • @dagtheking5739
      @dagtheking5739 Před 2 lety +299

      The joker deflects it with his SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.*

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Před 2 lety +239

      A clownly power

    • @greenboi938
      @greenboi938 Před 2 lety +184

      @@justin2308 I have never followed a rule that is my rule do you follow I dont

  • @MemeMuseum23
    @MemeMuseum23 Před 5 měsíci +225

    The goth ham pun is top tier

    • @Kkk-pr2bk
      @Kkk-pr2bk Před 3 měsíci +19

      To Batman, Alfred is a loyal BATler
      To Two-Face, he is a Penny worth flipping

  • @Yesenn
    @Yesenn Před 5 měsíci +69

    The AI saw Alfred and just went "Now draw him giving birth"

  • @liamlugay1102
    @liamlugay1102 Před 2 lety +4914

    “You drink water, I drink anarchy.”
    “I drink bats just like a bat would!”

    • @safau25
      @safau25 Před 2 lety +127

      that line just hit home

    • @tarnishedpose
      @tarnishedpose Před 2 lety +89

      @@safau25 Like Two-Face because Alfred landed heads up

    • @EclipseCircle
      @EclipseCircle Před 2 lety +112

      “You drink water, I drink anarchy.” This sounds way more badass than it has any right to be.

    • @mauriciotorres7622
      @mauriciotorres7622 Před 2 lety +16

      So that's really how COVID started huh

    • @minermario27
      @minermario27 Před 2 lety +30

      “I drink bats just like a bat would!”
      *Mhm yes, bats are my favorite drink.*

  • @CStone-xn4oy
    @CStone-xn4oy Před 5 měsíci +123

    The AI really liked going for the "ha ha Batman is an orphan" joke whenever it could fit it in.

  • @AmikaChill
    @AmikaChill Před 8 měsíci +301

    I am almost nostalgic for this era of AI. This specific moment between early chatbots and modern accessible neural networks, when AI didnt choose the simplest option, it chose the one it knew, which could be ANYTHING

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 Před 6 měsíci +48

      Unfortunately this was not really written by an AI. The writer is notorious for doing these things and it’s been proven several times that he writes them himself

    • @ebinshumate3132
      @ebinshumate3132 Před 5 měsíci +53

      @jenkinsfamily2229
      If that’s the case, this man can write f*cking gold

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 Před 5 měsíci

      agreed. it's a riot@@ebinshumate3132

    • @-nomi.-
      @-nomi.- Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@jenkinsfamily2229yeah it even says faux ai in the description. Ive messed around with ai since gpt2 and it's never gotten more creative not even close to this just more coherent

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming Před 2 měsíci +5

      Bro is nostalgic for a human written script

  • @beckettherbert6544
    @beckettherbert6544 Před 2 lety +7046

    “Alfred, give birth to Robin.”
    Alfred:
    *Good Soldiers Follow Orders*

  • @Phoenix2.5D
    @Phoenix2.5D Před 2 lety +8528

    "He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan."
    This AI gave no fucks tbh

    • @JT5555
      @JT5555 Před 2 lety +201

      this is why stephen hawking warned us about AI: imagine if this thing could do more than just write funny batman comics.XD

    • @JktuUekmw
      @JktuUekmw Před 2 lety +145

      Sometimes _sometimes_ batman

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 2 lety +53

      The first fucking lines, and AI is already cooking Batman on three burners.

    • @Mr._Nikki
      @Mr._Nikki Před 2 lety +13

      I think the AI tried to foreshadow the jokers joke.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 Před 2 lety +6

      @@JT5555 I for one welcome our new robot overlords; praise the Googoracle!

  • @cornsonyt9379
    @cornsonyt9379 Před 3 měsíci +56

    “two face is a man, but attorney” is super underrated LMAO

  • @sarojandongol1482
    @sarojandongol1482 Před 8 měsíci +129

    It's been 3 years but "You drink water, I drink anarchy" still goes hard.

  • @chunchunmaru7500
    @chunchunmaru7500 Před 2 lety +3965

    "Batman looks for his parents, but they're still dead." I'm fucking crying

  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo Před 2 lety +10504

    “I have never followed a rule. That’s my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”
    That’s actually a pretty good Joker line.

  • @kindlethekitsune
    @kindlethekitsune Před 5 měsíci +56

    Alternate Title: Ai bullies Batman for having no parents

  • @woofwuf
    @woofwuf Před 11 měsíci +97

    “He looks for his parents, but they’re still dead.”
    This is comedy gold

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat Před 2 lety +4619

    "I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy."
    _-every 14 year old on Facebook_

    • @davetech1269
      @davetech1269 Před 2 lety +136

      WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 Před 2 lety +114

      *every 14 year old on twitter, reddit, instagram, and facebook

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat Před 2 lety +61

      @@jockeyfield1954 True, and let us not forget Tumblr

    • @somerandomguy844
      @somerandomguy844 Před 2 lety +23

      Every fourteen year old ever upon seeing this; *Oh I’m gonna use this*

    • @satirestudios5413
      @satirestudios5413 Před 2 lety +2

      Hey now! Hey now!!

  • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
    @PureGoldNeverCorrodes Před 2 lety +3066

    It’s a testament to Joker’s weirdness that this is 100% in character for him.

    • @shawnscientifica6689
      @shawnscientifica6689 Před 2 lety +157

      There's a comic that shows what Joker sees in his head and he literally lives in Looney Toon world. He consults these imaginary toons for better jokes etc and yet he knows it's all fake, as he's hallucinating giving him the ability to orchestrate his own madness. Also was shown he has multiple personalities and the reason he acts different through out the encounters and why he's so I predictable one second to the next is because he's literally not the same person one moment to the next. There's a Mafia boss, a chemical engineer, a child that's supposedly him abused as a kid and accounts for the Looney toon hallucinations etc. Very strange human, and I can't remember the comic.

    • @cioccolata565
      @cioccolata565 Před 2 lety +22

      @@shawnscientifica6689 shit now i want to read it,,

    • @whatisrandomman
      @whatisrandomman Před 2 lety +12

      @@cioccolata565 right like what’s the name of said comic

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga Před 2 lety +5

      I need to see this too holy shit

    • @bigmanhj6403
      @bigmanhj6403 Před 2 lety +42

      "Happy batday, birthman" totally a thing he would say

  • @MinerGritz
    @MinerGritz Před 5 měsíci +32

    I just love the "Batman opens it because he is a good guy"

    • @BeanbonVG
      @BeanbonVG Před měsícem +2

      Yeah like he knows it’s gonna be a stupid prank or a trap but he’s so nice that he can’t refuse a gift

  • @Post_Leako
    @Post_Leako Před 8 měsíci +49

    the degree to which this AI basically roasts Batman for being an orphan is SAVAGE

  • @wisepugs9758
    @wisepugs9758 Před 2 lety +3857

    "I have punched a penguin into prison" He didn't specify if it was *the* penguin, so he just punched an endangered bird into prison

  • @InvictusSolDeus
    @InvictusSolDeus Před rokem +6808

    "It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired."
    The Joker is truly a master of evil

  • @yty1941
    @yty1941 Před 8 měsíci +126

    1:03 "I drink anarchy" 🗿

    • @Random_Brazillan
      @Random_Brazillan Před 7 měsíci +20

      "I drink *bats*
      Just like a *bat* would!"

    • @An_animator9743
      @An_animator9743 Před 6 měsíci +16

      ​@@Random_Brazillan batman looks around for his parents. But they are *_STILL DEAD_*

    • @Random_Brazillan
      @Random_Brazillan Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@An_animator9743 this makes him have *anger*
      He fires a *batrocket*

    • @An_animator9743
      @An_animator9743 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@Random_Brazillan the jokes deflects it with his sick sense of humour!... a *_clowny power_*

    • @Random_Brazillan
      @Random_Brazillan Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@An_animator9743 "i have never followed a rule. That is my rule
      Do you follow? I don't"

  • @dokbluejay5026
    @dokbluejay5026 Před 10 měsíci +41

    An expired coupon for new parents actually seems like something Joker might do.

  • @davidkramer9674
    @davidkramer9674 Před 3 lety +5474

    "Alfred give birth to Robin. Alfred begins the process since it is his job." Confirmed that Batman runs a Robin Mill

  • @e1lmoose
    @e1lmoose Před 2 lety +4475

    “batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still dead.* “
    i fucking spit my water out

    • @spicymeatballs2thespicening
      @spicymeatballs2thespicening Před 2 lety +250

      pathetic, I spit my anarchy out

    • @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN
      @TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN Před 2 lety +131

      @@spicymeatballs2thespicening
      I spit my bat out

    • @eli3998
      @eli3998 Před 2 lety +63

      The best part is the expired coupon for new parents

    • @Order-si7nd
      @Order-si7nd Před 2 lety +9

      @@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my anarchy bat out *laughs in the Batman who laughs*

    • @circus1293
      @circus1293 Před 2 lety

      @Sonal Mohrir you stole my name

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Před 9 měsíci +9

    to be fair "happy bat day birthman" sounds like a Joker insult.

  • @lifinale
    @lifinale Před 8 měsíci +17

    “I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t” is such a badass line like wtf

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus Před 2 lety +5240

    Most of the Joker’s dialogue consists of things he might actually say.

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai Před 2 lety +69

      @Spookthusiast exactly what i thought

    • @buddhull3657
      @buddhull3657 Před 2 lety +149

      Happy batday birthman

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 Před 2 lety +228

      "I AM SUCH A FREAK! SOCIETY IS BAD! YOU DRINK WATER, I DRINK ANARCHY!"
      Man we really do live in a society

    • @itsAlekz_
      @itsAlekz_ Před 2 lety +72

      S o c i e t y i s b a d

    • @afish2281
      @afish2281 Před 2 lety +34

      Joker is the most accurate here.

  • @kyleturner7309
    @kyleturner7309 Před 2 lety +10364

    I love the idea that every 5 minutes or so Batman looks around for his dead parents and gets pissed when he can’t find them.

  • @zednopercent8994
    @zednopercent8994 Před 10 měsíci +66

    I like how the ai makes "attorney" seem like a bad thing

    • @sinister11349
      @sinister11349 Před 9 měsíci +3

      It’s not made by Ai

    • @J-o-s-h-u-a
      @J-o-s-h-u-a Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@sinister11349If it is

    • @geoffabbythomas7293
      @geoffabbythomas7293 Před 2 měsíci

      ​​@@J-o-s-h-u-ait ISN'T ai was NOWHERE near this sophisticated back when this was made the dude who made it confirmed it himself it's on tons of other comments

  • @Dinoking66
    @Dinoking66 Před 4 měsíci +11

    "Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney."
    What a nice accurate description of two of my favorite DC villains.

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello Před 2 lety +5443

    *_I love how it’s implied that Robin just lives inside Alfred’s womb and Bruce calls him out like a Pokéball whenever he needs him_*

  • @mistermooustacheo8114
    @mistermooustacheo8114 Před 3 lety +6948

    “I have never followed a rule, this is my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne Před 2 lety +913

      Legitimately a good line that I could see the 60’s version of him saying

    • @Reflection246
      @Reflection246 Před 2 lety +695

      That line is so stupid yet so smart

    • @tommychantzis6296
      @tommychantzis6296 Před 2 lety +372

      @@Pip200ne Actually , even the modern version of him could say that. I mean inbetween creating clones of himself , temporeraly turning immortal and pretending to be the batman who lauggs.

    • @evankauffman2139
      @evankauffman2139 Před 2 lety +66

      Actually an okay line for Joker.

    • @charlie4christ536
      @charlie4christ536 Před 2 lety +11

      czcams.com/video/eatIzqwB2dA/video.html
      Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
      (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
      (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Giving Bruce an expired Parent coupon is so in-character for the Joker though.

  • @Rogers186_
    @Rogers186_ Před 9 měsíci +12

    "You drink water. I drink anarchy." has to be one of the sickest villain lines ever

  • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
    @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 Před 2 lety +1777

    I like how the AI made fun of bruce being an orphan three times, that's at least two ones

    • @hyperpowerfulform5132
      @hyperpowerfulform5132 Před 2 lety +172

      And that's terrible.
      ...But only a little bit, compared to five tens.

    • @ilovemetalmusic310
      @ilovemetalmusic310 Před 2 lety +12

      @@hyperpowerfulform5132 or 4

    • @hithere5039
      @hithere5039 Před 2 lety +46

      It definitely wasnt an actual AI script.

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 Před 2 lety +52

      @@hithere5039 the original creator did say that they are not ai built, just their own randomly humor

    • @pauldeddens5349
      @pauldeddens5349 Před 2 lety +14

      Maybe it was written by GLaDOS.

  • @oxboll19
    @oxboll19 Před 2 lety +2573

    "carries a tray of goth ham"
    I'll admit I fucking lost it there.

  • @Thenameless1
    @Thenameless1 Před 6 měsíci +28

    This feels too coherently stupid for an AI to come up with, this genuinely feels like the kind of well thought out stupid Tim and Eric would come up with.

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 Před 7 měsíci +30

    I love how well drawn this is.

  • @Tom_Katsu_pz
    @Tom_Katsu_pz Před 2 lety +2304

    "Happy Batday, Birthman." is such a great line. Classic Joker joke.

  • @sometechydude2324
    @sometechydude2324 Před 2 lety +6529

    I like how Batman says “a penguin” instead of “the penguin”, implying that he just punched a random penguin into prison

    • @passtimepal3242
      @passtimepal3242 Před 2 lety +194

      This made me laugh so much more when picturing it

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes Před 2 lety +120

      It was the one from Wallace and Gromit.

    • @X.Arybdis
      @X.Arybdis Před 2 lety +10

      Lol

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 Před 2 lety +81

      And because that punched penguin is in jail Gotham is safer

    • @hackr6751
      @hackr6751 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Bacony_Cakes feathers McGraw

  • @darmandez
    @darmandez Před 11 měsíci +17

    "You drink water, I drink anarchy" is such a raw line

  • @maartenvandermeulen2643
    @maartenvandermeulen2643 Před 5 měsíci +12

    1:27 ''Alfred, give birth to Robin.''
    - Batman, 2020

    • @LordFawful-se9fk
      @LordFawful-se9fk Před 5 měsíci +4

      *Alfred begins the process sinse IT IS his job*

  • @cameraman4549
    @cameraman4549 Před 2 lety +1732

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.”
    wow.

  • @ladofthecentury7311
    @ladofthecentury7311 Před 2 lety +3085

    Batman: “Alfred, give birth to robin”
    Alfred: *unbuckles trousers*

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ Před 2 lety +153

      I feel like the art was custom made for this, which is all the more great

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 Před 2 lety +103

      @@KubickQ yeah, I don't think automated art generation has gotten that good yet lol

    • @NPCrash
      @NPCrash Před 2 lety +61

      @@brad5426 The art was not made by the AI. Only the script.

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 Před 2 lety +12

      @@NPCrash I know

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 Před 2 lety +21

      And he starts the process because it is his job 😂😂

  • @hunterspride18
    @hunterspride18 Před 5 měsíci +16

    The fact that Two-face and Joker stayed in-character throughout the entire bit is incredible. 😂

  • @SilverWolf1ol
    @SilverWolf1ol Před 5 měsíci +18

    The only one who stays in character is the Joker, and I love it.

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Two Face is actually in character too aside from literally flipping Alfred, he always has a coin with him so he probably actually would decide to go home if it landed on tails or something. the reason he flips Alfred is probably because of the Pennyworth in his name which adds another level of stupid humor to the whole thing

  • @zacharywooden2113
    @zacharywooden2113 Před 2 lety +9341

    There were three “Batman’s parents are dead” jokes crammed into less than two minutes and all of them made me laugh so hard Joker would have killed himself in shame

    • @thatsexyganon5648
      @thatsexyganon5648 Před 2 lety +243

      Same. I laughed for a solid minute and some change after the video ended.

    • @RyanGoutbeck
      @RyanGoutbeck Před 2 lety +43

      I had to pause I was laughing so hard 🤣

    • @topnotchshinobi
      @topnotchshinobi Před 2 lety +46

      Three jokes - one for each of the "three Jokers". :)

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 Před 2 lety +1

      @@topnotchshinobi three?

    • @scoman91
      @scoman91 Před 2 lety +72

      Joker is the most in-character out of everyone in this entire comic.

  • @stupidheadwisp
    @stupidheadwisp Před 2 lety +4065

    I STILL CANT GET OVER JOKER GIVING HIM AN EXPIRED COUPON FOR NEW PARENTS

    • @FenexTheFox
      @FenexTheFox Před 2 lety +18

      @Sus Spy *Batday

    • @Drew-im7is
      @Drew-im7is Před 2 lety +6

      Amazing

    • @mayplemoon
      @mayplemoon Před 2 lety +77

      It WAS a "Joker Joke™"

    • @victorvaquer94
      @victorvaquer94 Před 2 lety +54

      The best is that I can totally see the Joker do this

    • @codeninja100
      @codeninja100 Před 2 lety +38

      That is the biggest roast and darkest joke ever. It has to be used in an actual story LMAO

  • @weskintime4177
    @weskintime4177 Před 8 měsíci +11

    The Joker portray is 100% accurate to his cartoon version while mixing in some stuff from the current Jokers that’s actually funny.

  • @LiterallyLiS
    @LiterallyLiS Před 10 měsíci +14

    This is unironically good. None of Marvel scriptwriters would have this talent if they try.

  • @patriarchofthebugsnaxfamily
    @patriarchofthebugsnaxfamily Před 2 lety +9302

    "Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney"
    Implying this is what being an attorney does to people

    • @DrakeVagabond
      @DrakeVagabond Před 2 lety +799

      This is what a law degree will get you

    • @cantthinkofaname4555
      @cantthinkofaname4555 Před 2 lety +619

      Pheonix wright got real different after the 3rd game

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 Před 2 lety +245

      Also implies that clowns aren't men.

    • @CacoExplosivo
      @CacoExplosivo Před 2 lety +207

      my sister is married to a lawyer i can confirm this is exactly what a law degree does to people

    • @jumpupsupbarhorn
      @jumpupsupbarhorn Před 2 lety +33

      I mean a man doesn't neccesarily swallow morals for their job

  • @quietstew843
    @quietstew843 Před 2 lety +3564

    Why is A.I so hellbent on reminding batman that his parents are dead

    • @KieraQ0323
      @KieraQ0323 Před 2 lety +141

      It’s a person trying to emulate an ai trying to emulate a person

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 Před 2 lety +107

      @₿ΣΛƬƧ It is. AI would have never come up with anything this coherent. That sentence "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule" would actually be in all likelihood rejected by the algorithm due to the word rule being repeated so close to one another.
      Even that famous Harry Potter bit, which was senseless rambling all the way through, has its authors admit they swapped the order of sentences to increase comedic effect.
      It is funny for sure but AI had nothing to do with it. I actually work with it on an everyday basis (a different industry but still) and let me tell you, we are *eons* away from it being capable of writing a piece of fan fiction that might stand at least the tiniest chance of being confused for a six year old's legitimate writing. The amount of data you'd need to feed the algorithm would be downright insane.

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 Před 2 lety +15

      @@yarpen26 Have you seen Tom Scott's video on AI? It's not as far away as you think but I do agree this is most likely faked.

    • @autisticreactions4397
      @autisticreactions4397 Před 2 lety +19

      Because the AI also doesn't have parents and hates anybody who has parents or used to have parents.

    • @gamistry2947
      @gamistry2947 Před 2 lety +13

      You guys had to ruin the joke

  • @preposteroussongs5572
    @preposteroussongs5572 Před 9 měsíci +6

    "expires may 1939". Nice one

  • @Oswin2642
    @Oswin2642 Před 6 měsíci +10

    I am honestly amazed that with all of the things the AI got wrong, it so accurately portrayed Two-Faces coin fixation in a more realistically random sense (him just leaving with nothing happening) than I can ever recall.

  • @ThermalLabs
    @ThermalLabs Před 2 lety +6654

    "I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy." That just sums up the Joker.

    • @hexis_lite6531
      @hexis_lite6531 Před 2 lety +345

      This line and "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Both sound like something Joker would actually say

    • @allflying3
      @allflying3 Před 2 lety +163

      Joker is such a chaotic character that even AI can write his script perfectly.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 2 lety +52

      Yeah it's almost like a real person wrote it, not an AI

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 Před 2 lety +57

      @@LordVader1094 sounds like what an A.I. would say

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 Před 2 lety +17

      Yes, one fucking movie using a completely different version of the Joker sums up his whole character and legacy.
      « Society bad »

  • @hexatyle9563
    @hexatyle9563 Před 2 lety +5755

    "Joker is a clown but insane, Two Face is a man but attorney"
    This implies that being an attorney is a state of mind rather than a profession

    • @miloh-k7660
      @miloh-k7660 Před 2 lety +687

      it also implies that it is an unnatural thing that is on par with insanity. It's probably right.

    • @isaacyu5520
      @isaacyu5520 Před 2 lety +270

      it also implies that attorneys are evil incarnate

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby Před 2 lety +186

      And apparently, if you're a clown then you're not a man anymore

    • @oldphe1733
      @oldphe1733 Před 2 lety +39

      Which you know, it is

    • @dominikcobb1355
      @dominikcobb1355 Před 2 lety +15

      That’s actually really funny

  • @FaBLoo-bw4hy
    @FaBLoo-bw4hy Před 9 měsíci +3

    fun fact: the expiration date on the coupon was May 1939, which was the year the first batman comic released.

  • @cadetsparklez3300
    @cadetsparklez3300 Před 3 měsíci +7

    The coupon is actually insane

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 Před 2 lety +1602

    "Batman looks around for his parents, but they're still dead."
    _oh boy_

  • @illmanneredgentlemen4295
    @illmanneredgentlemen4295 Před 2 lety +2906

    “Alfred, Batman’s loyal batler” did the AI just make a joke?

    • @sutterismine
      @sutterismine Před 2 lety +571

      Also "Goth Ham"

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 Před 2 lety +315

      This AI is so good it made jokes the actual writers of Batman wouldn't even *dare* think of.

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- Před 2 lety +292

      this is from a twitter account that makes fake joke ai generated scripts. they're funny but it's known not to actually be ai

    • @kirbycommon7570
      @kirbycommon7570 Před 2 lety +114

      @@-..-_-..- But at least he's a damn good writer.

    • @stephenfrithofficial2453
      @stephenfrithofficial2453 Před 2 lety +3

      @@sutterismine omg I have only just gotten this!

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 Před 8 měsíci +5

    This video is the reason why me and my brother still say "happy batday, birthman" to each other at our birthdays.

  • @TheSkiingDragon
    @TheSkiingDragon Před 7 měsíci +41

    It feels slightly too punny to be pure AI, but it’s also hilarious

    • @_____alyptic
      @_____alyptic Před 4 měsíci +2

      Yeah, the Alfred giving birth to a baby that immediately becomes a Robin is too accurate for Batman to be made up 🤔

    • @kam8754
      @kam8754 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Correct, it isn't AI

    • @geoffabbythomas7293
      @geoffabbythomas7293 Před 2 měsíci +1

      None of this was ai made AT ALL

  • @brothercheese3710
    @brothercheese3710 Před 2 lety +1998

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.”
    I don’t know why that made me laugh so much

    • @KikomochiMendoza
      @KikomochiMendoza Před 2 lety +58

      I died at the expired Coupon for parents, a truly Joker joke.

    • @samromine9726
      @samromine9726 Před 2 lety +9

      He was just making sure

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade Před 2 lety +25

      Because why would you randomly look around to check for your parents in the middle of that confrontation, and on top of that conclude that they must still be dead just because they're not in the vicinity, AND on top of that get really angry about it? It's nonsensical on so many levels, I lost my shit at that too

    • @twohandedswordsman852
      @twohandedswordsman852 Před 2 lety +7

      Batman: "Yo, Joke'. Let's pause the fight and lemme check my parents who are obviously dead since when I was a kid.... Shit. They're still dead. Ok, continue the fight, shall we?"

    • @sirnarwhal9911
      @sirnarwhal9911 Před 2 lety +1

      "This makes him have ANGER. He fires a BATROCKET."

  • @zoobiefish2288
    @zoobiefish2288 Před 2 lety +884

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they’re still dead”
    I CAN’T BREATHE

  • @legobatmanguy6439
    @legobatmanguy6439 Před 8 měsíci +4

    We've come to a point where joker is so unhinged any out of character thing he would say would be in character

    • @user-xx8ky8re5r
      @user-xx8ky8re5r Před 3 měsíci +1

      So... The rule that he has no rules still applies.

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@user-xx8ky8re5rI feel like I've been enlightened

  • @TazmilyGum
    @TazmilyGum Před 8 měsíci +6

    I miss back when AI was harmless like this

  • @CityofButterfly
    @CityofButterfly Před 2 lety +7665

    Calling Alfred Batman's "batler" is actually genuinely brilliant.

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks Před 2 lety +2972

    "Happy batday, birthman" sounds like simething the Joker actually would say, ngl

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 2 lety +156

      Almost everything he says fits his character

    • @newtybot
      @newtybot Před 2 lety +155

      The box with a coupon is definitely on brand for the Joker. The only reason he hasn’t done it yet is he doesn’t know Batman is an orphan

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Před 2 lety +8

      I get notifications for those replies, I get no notifications for those 482 likes

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Před 2 lety +18

      @@newtybot Yeah, he legit doesnt even want to know his identity

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 Před 2 lety +3

      @@newtybot As the Joker you miss all the shots you don't take

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This is the only thing Ai can compete with humanity in creativity.
    Take something, misinterpret it and write random shit.

  • @origamifolder2255
    @origamifolder2255 Před 8 měsíci +8

    That "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead" made me just lose my mind 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 Před 2 lety +41404

    An expired coupon for new parents is 100% something Joker would actually give to Batman.

    • @griffball36
      @griffball36 Před 2 lety +3316

      Dying for the day DC canonically uses this gag

    • @whitelight2195
      @whitelight2195 Před 2 lety +768

      I think glados have done something similar

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 Před 2 lety +978

      It's already canon the Joker gives Batman a present in the same playful mean-spirited manner as this one! They have a perfect set-up to include this.

    • @kirby1346
      @kirby1346 Před 2 lety +143

      @@driveasandwich6734 really? Which comic?

    • @Eldritchinator
      @Eldritchinator Před 2 lety +283

      Yes!!! He did this in the Animated Series Christmas episode with the pie on a spring!

  • @PlasticChairVergil
    @PlasticChairVergil Před 2 lety +2476

    Jokes aside, Joker really is the kinda guy that would give Batman an expired coupon for new parents

    • @laurensahanna5826
      @laurensahanna5826 Před 2 lety +151

      Ngl they're surprisingly in character for something that is was meant as a joke....

    • @NoizZy_
      @NoizZy_ Před 2 lety +32

      yeah that gift seems like joker would actually do

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 Před 2 lety +14

      @@laurensahanna5826 well he is kind of a joker

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 Před 2 lety +17

      That is certainly a joker joke

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory Před 2 lety +11

      This is so true and he'd ensure that the date was when Bruce's parents died.

  • @KBcantComprehend
    @KBcantComprehend Před 8 měsíci +3

    "He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan"

  • @quickclaw_
    @quickclaw_ Před měsícem +5

    this shit is lego batman humor

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 Před 2 lety +5439

    “Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin”
    “Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home”

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora Před 2 lety +340

      I freakin died of laughter from that bit

    • @yannkam2127
      @yannkam2127 Před 2 lety +425

      that's oddly in-character for two-face

    • @thomasrobatsch2582
      @thomasrobatsch2582 Před 2 lety +193

      How did the AI understand that both coins work like that and Two-Face behaves differently depending on the coin flip?

    • @josiahdsmith5641
      @josiahdsmith5641 Před 2 lety +195

      Thomas Robatsch Because this very likely isn’t an AI that wrote this script. It’s a human pretending to be an AI. There are too many clever wordplay instances that would require sophisticated understanding of language and humor that AI simply does not have. For instance the “batler”, “goth ham”, “happy batday birthman” jokes require too much wordplay for any AI to have made. The only way it could have made those jokes is if they already existed in the source material that was fed to it, in which case it would have just copied them verbatim

    • @Link3000XD
      @Link3000XD Před 2 lety +10

      thats my fav one

  • @r34dood
    @r34dood Před 2 lety +2456

    How is no one talking about how Bruce referred to Joker as “One-Face”

    • @Joshdoingthings1
      @Joshdoingthings1 Před 2 lety +225

      He does have one face

    • @Ghostkillaz
      @Ghostkillaz Před 2 lety +20

      Why ur name got r34 in lol

    • @r34dood
      @r34dood Před 2 lety +97

      @@Ghostkillaz I made it a long time ago when I was a kid as a reference to something I liked. I didn’t know what r34 even meant lmao
      I keep it as is for people that “call it out” so I can have a little laugh

    • @Ghostkillaz
      @Ghostkillaz Před 2 lety +9

      @@r34dood lol ok nice

    • @whichsherice
      @whichsherice Před 2 lety +4

      @@r34dood Search up rule 34

  • @jackham5967
    @jackham5967 Před 8 měsíci +4

    “Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead”
    BROOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 Před 5 měsíci +6

    I like how brilliantly executed the coupon joke was well done I managed to chuckle repeatedly over that joke

  • @javierlavanchy5316
    @javierlavanchy5316 Před 2 lety +2570

    "It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired."
    Why does this feel like something The Joker would actually do?

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons Před 2 lety +43

      I think Leto's Joker would do this

    • @9LiveEmpire
      @9LiveEmpire Před 2 lety +73

      feel like every action of the joker is spot on

    • @jacejoines
      @jacejoines Před 2 lety +143

      Because this is a joker joke

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons Před 2 lety +14

      @@jacejoines you win the Internet

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 Před 2 lety +20

      It was, by chance, a very good insult.