Kurzgesagt Roasts You [Fan Made Edit]
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Ey Kurzgesagt if you need a voice over for roasting haters, slide in my email 😉🤪🔥💯🍆
yey
Very good kek confirmed 👍
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I literally thought you were the narrator.
Imagine Kurgesagt randomly stumbling upon this video, liking it and complimenting your impression of him
The “scheißeposter” is what made me chuckle.
He did a little chuckling
@@FuriousKnob indeed
Scheiße dont forget the E
@@amongusztav655 whoops, didn’t see the typo
That means in german: shitposter lol
Scheißeposter almost had me choke my water
Don't choke your water. It hasn't done anything wrong.
lmao
@@Hoot The water had choked me tho. At last I will have my revenge.
@@Hoot My kind of humor.
@ Hoot
Maybe it’s into that kind of stuff.
"in the future, you should favor:
the non-shit ideas"
this line was so good that I revived and all the hair in my bald head grew back
Wig unsnatched
Callback of the century. I love it.
"Or I may explode."
@@thebucketheadgaming skibidy baboom dada...
@@thebucketheadgaming coca cola espuma
The “I want to… well… die” was so on point 😂
I heard the empty silence in many Kurzgesagt videos, in which he says something like "the power is... well... extreme" so the fact that he included that silence is hilarious 🤣🤣
Kurzgesagt: “These birds you see in my videos are bigger than your 'bird'. These birds even got laid when they were an egg.”
BRUH
These accounts with same pfp are totally alts,
*or are they?*
@@wawa-vh7zt Nah bro this account is legit
@@wawa-vh7zt Vsauce michael here
these birbs
"You're not a clown, not even the circus,
You're the entire comical entertainment industry"
-the narrator
Sadly they would just say “at least I’m funny”
"Atleast i have a purpose unlike you"
-Some guy
@@ZeldaGamer "And my purpose is not laughing at your jokes"
-Narrator
""You're not a clown, not even the circus,
You're the entire comical entertainment industry"
-the narrator"
- The comment reviewer"
you're Thalia, the Greek god of comedy
0:12 "to scale on your monitor"
Always make sure to watch this on the biggest flatscreen TV you can find.
You mean the smallest phone.
That pause for the "extra virgin.. oil" was hilarious
‘The world is a big clown car and you’re one of the clowns in it’
Ty for this god roast.
That's stupid though, mentioning that the world is a clown car suggests that most people are clowns, which makes the roasted person seem avarage. Not a roast really.
@@jonasdj2950 yeah, you're just basic
@@sheepcommander_ What do you mean, the joke isn't even a roast, would be a bigger roast without the clown car
@@jonasdj2950 yeah i need the joke explained to me as well
@@jonasdj2950 well you're still basic
Why do i feel like this is specifically targeted?
Not specifically targeted. More of a "general tool".
Idj
@@Hoot You're a general tool....
Tool for entertainment because I absolutely love your vids, keep it up man :P
plz tell your waifu to stay out of my pulls ty 😂💜
@@Hoot what a shame
This voice acting is better than most movies
"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it" goes way too hard, wtf
Can we appreciate how "The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it" is unironically an amazing line.
Yep. I appreciated it
its honestly true
Life is just you getting a ticket to the freak show
Is everything else you say always ironically?
@@manuellanthaler2001 let people unironically use the phrase Ironic (lets be honest they probably think ironic means made of iron😂😂😂)
Just kidding just kidding
If this was the kurzgesagt voice, I would not be disappointed lol
Oh I wish sir verified guy
hello verified guy
Same
I was actually convinced ngl
Hello verified random guy that doesn’t know how to write kurzgesagt
0:20 if you put close attention to the bird being sliced in half, you can hear a Minecraft “oof” sound 🤣😭
I love how you actually provided a link in the description of how big of an explosion it would be.
Favoriting this for reactions whenever I need it. Thanks.
Definitely sounds like something someone like you would use
....indeed.
Less go Gregor got another tool to react with.
you must have really felt like using this when arguing with your friend over valorant recoil lol
wheres your checkmark gregor
Hoot out here just casually dropping a god tier Scheißepost out of nowhere
*no replies*
@@khalilalabiat8064 *there is reply*
@@Xtars *replied*
@@khalilalabiat8064 *an another reply*
@@khalilalabiat8064 another one
I would donate my kidneys to make Kurzgesagt make this with his voice.
I love this. Thank you so much
Hoot is now a certified meme wizard and one of the greatest _Scheißeposters_ of all time
He gives us non shit ideas
No hoot is not a shitposter
@@youwantmyname9208 we may not explode
Pronounced Sheisseposters for anybody who needs help pronouncing it (Sh - eye - za - posters)
you know what scheißeposter means ?in what language ? dont say things you dont know the meaning of
Holy crap, this genuinely feels like what Kurzgesagt would do if he became a memelord
EDIT: Thanks for all the corrections! I genuinely didn't know Kurzgesagt wasn't a person but a group.
Kurzgesagt isn't a person fyi, but some of the things said in this video legitimately sound like something they'd put in a script
Kurzgesagt isn’t a person it’s a team but yes i can see that
Meme-empire*
?
@@MP-vc4nu imagine the possibilities...
@@MP-vc4nu memepire
That was actually very useful. I’ll keep it in mind.
0:38 “or i may explode.” got me dying
Kurzgesagt's videos are very good, I enjoy watching them
Yea I'm surprised that he knows about them
@@adamsamer5516 kurtgezagt is quite a popular channel that is often on treding. most people that watch youtube avidly have likely seen a video from them.
That’s great man
yes
Longneck Engineer gaming
This is, no joke, one of the most elaborate roasts I've ever seen. I laughed for a while. Good job.
Can we send 1 tonne of shit into interstellar space?
First reply to 1.7k likes
Dang this guy's never gonna give us up
*sigh*... days without me getting rickrolled: 0
Never gonna let us down
Imagine having an anime pfp💀
@@Shin_Gojira2 imagine hating on people's pfp 💀🤡
@@soupofdoom4542 it’s fucking cringe🤡
I don't know how you can dislike this. You clicked for Kurzgesagt roasts you and you got Kurzgesagt roasts you.
"You're not the clown, you're the entire circus"
_Roast 100_
"This world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it"
*_[I N S U L T 1 0 0 0]_*
Favourite Insult of all time
I'm a going to use that insult whenever someone act like a clown.
@B makes sense. Guess we're all clowns after all
"And you aren't just the clown, you're the clown car"
"You're not s clown, a circus or even the parade, you're the entire entertainment industry.
This man can voice-act, animate, and edit. Like if he was the last person left on CZcams it would actually be totally fine
I don’t think he animated these I’m pretty sure he took clips from their videos and added text.
@@orangutangsusan917 i think he meant sfm
don't forget script writing and studio production!!
@@Maunomanly oh yeah that makes a lot more sense I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.
Timing and editing are always under appreciated art
Okay but this is pretty spot on!!
'to scale on monitor'
person watching this in the movie theater:
*I am four parallel dimensions ahead of you...*
How did you nail their style of writing so precisely I JUST CAN'T AAAAAAAAA
HYPER FUNFUN
@@Akaeru definetely he did
Tumblr cringe
The tumblr wheel of reactions spun and you picked “AAAAAAAAA”
OMG NO WAY U JUST CANT AAAAAA 💅✨
I was having a good time the whole video, but when he said "in the future, you should favor the non-shit ideas" I burst into laughter.
Me too bro. Also when he said "the greatest Scheißeposter of all time". That also made me burst into laughter!
@@LeotheJapaneseLion9890 💀
How many time have u watched this? Me: yes
That aint no roast that third-degree murder.
This hurt my head because i legit thought Kurzgesagt actually posted it for a minute
Kurzgesagt became big Scheißeposters
@@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225 Nooo, do not utter that word or the necromancer is gonna get ya!
@@2000joh1 ah yes "In short it became big shit posters" thanks google translate
you seem to be the type of of person who ignores video titles
This looks like a legit video but you find out that it isn't by looking at the uploader's username
this is not even masterclass anymore, this is a masterpiece
master ba-
@@Wm7forthewinit
Scheißeposter got me lmaooooo 🤣 😂
Wannabe
I NEED MORE OF THIS IN MY LIFE
"The world is a big clown car and you are one of the clowns in it" that is the best quote i've ever heard. I love that.
But clown cars are tiny and earth is big.
@@toddboyce3599 no shit
*Honk-honk*
@@toddboyce3599 Bro is onto absolutely nothing💀
Kurzgesagt needs to see this masterpiece
I can't believe he hasn't already. I am just waiting for a reply from him.
exactly
@@vertabiamusic *they. kurzgesagt consists of 43 people and a dog ;)
@@BorgAce What is the job of the dog? Does he voice act?
@@vertabiamusic he barks
"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it"
Ain't that the truth! XD
Thats me when I see my CZcams recommendations 💀
Best Scheissepost I've seen in a while! Everything's so on point.
To be honest thinking about how many people don’t know what scheiseposter means so they have to google it makes me chuckle
This is amazing.
We need the actual guy to re-record this.
Blobbery
The voice from the kurzgesagt is a hired voice actor. They always have his link in all of their videos. so its possible.
@@ms.yawhaw8831 Blobbery doooh dahh dingleberry bongers binger bungle grungle
Du hast die Animationen sehr gut getroffen!
That big explosion in the description was very informative
I like the idea that when Kurzgesagt roasts you, *they post sources.*
why do I find touhou fans everywhere I go, I am becoming crazy
@@capitaopacoca8454 ikr
@@capitaopacoca8454 well, so how about we waiting kurzgesagt make a touhou related one?
@@capitaopacoca8454 okay person with a remilia pfp no hate tho
@@krescented why there would be hate lol
He actually put the link in the description. HE ACTUALLY PUT THE LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION AND IT IS AMAZING.
Putted
@@somekek6734 fixed
@Ali Onur Alp *placutted
@@FatihYudhistra puttedn’t
Glad to see he actually did link a video to how strong he would explode in the desc.
*"Your brain:* to scale on your monitor"
Me, using a TV:
The fact that it has subtitles makes it even better. Now I only need Kurzgesagt to acknowledge this and my life will be complete.
Actually, if you pay the $75 Patreon, they the kurzgesagt narrator will literally say anything you want.
"The world is a big clown car; and you are one of the clowns in it"
Holy shit my sides
“To scale on your monitor”
Me watching this on a tv:🗿
Never give up keep going bro love you
The fact he translated shit poster into German just makes it better
Germans will actually unironically say "Scheißepfosten" to mean "shitpost" on Reddit. It's obviously a parody on the English phrase though, as both words are translated literally
@@prim16 Germans-
@@prim16 German Reddit is so cringe. Bunch of boomers
@@julianw1010 you legit think r/ich_iel is a bunch of boomers
If I don't see a supernova sized explosion hoot I'm gonna be disappointed
I'm going to use this as a reaction video quite a lot
Wow this is really good! And I like the clown background and how they move too😂😊
"In the future, you should favor the NON-shit ideas, or I may explode."
Comedy gold my friend.
Nitrogen - Oxygen - Nitrogen? Please explain
I love Kurzgesagt content and I did not ever expect memes on them so this is a wonderful surprise
they're a propaganda channel funded by billionaires
"Well i want to- die"
My brain in school:
as a German guy this makes this 100% better
*The voice is like an alternate voice for the original, The editing(?)/burns are fantastic. Keep this up.*
This is highly enjoyable
This is fantastic
POV: You have no idea what I got these likes for
ha ha ha ha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👌👌👍👍
Yeah truly
I need more of this TOP shitpost
Dam Tanya pfp
@@yuurichito1439 What series is she from? I mistook her for Koishi from Touhou.
“To scale on your monitor”
Me watching this on a projector
Big brain
@@josaca87 time
Pfp checks out 👌
oh yeah this is big brain time
Just to note I did actually watch this on a projector
My last post: "Nice logo! Btw I just returned from school. I had a geography exam"
This is a thing of beauty
I can't imagine if real one voices this.
Aired
The “We have a example on that in the description” got me laughing to death
most perfect video cuts ever
0:11 People with phones are screwed.
Hearing Kurz saying "Meme Wizard" just kills me XD
I REMEBER WATHING THIS VIDEO AND I DIDNT KNOW U MADE IT also idk how many times i have watched you
Funniest thing I've seen in quite a while... I will be using this.
"The world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it."
Me: Shit I gotta write that down
All I can think of now is a legit fully-featured video by Kurzgesagt where they explain to a specific politician about exactly how and why they are incapable of critical thinking and are wrong, using beautiful tailor-made graphics.
YES
By specific politician do you mean drumpf??? 🤣🤣🤣
@Gold Ingot 555 please do not disrespect my POTUS, Russian.
He's probably talking about Roosevelt
why specifically politicans?
literally what i would say to "The Hated One"
the calmest roast if i have ever heard one
"Your brain *to scale on your monitor*"
Me an intellectual: watching on a tv😎
A "TV" is like a Monitor
A Monitor is just a Device that displays information in pictorial or text,
And the "TV" does that
So clearly your joke doesn't make sense
@@charlesescano '--------------------------------------------------' ...
@@charlesescano a tv is bigger than a monitor isnt it??? lmao
I love the science sounding part of "you're composed of a strange matter"
This is awesome ngl
I literally just woke up in 4 am and watched this right now.
"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it."
is a really good fucking put down
man... :(
4/10 roast
The voice is a bit too gravelly, but otherwise on point!
I think that’s his voice himself mannerism is on point though
If only he could perfectly mimic other people's speech
@@Chaz1871 well there is a program doing just that tho would say it either would be 100% perfect
He's not Kurzgesagt bruh.
@@mikethespike056 Kurzgesagt is not a man. It's an idea.
I love the pause in "extra virgin... oil"
Lol😂
I need to use this for responses
This is a YTP with class. Excellent, tickled my funny bone.
Thing
This isn't YTP, this is a parody
"And I want to... well, die."
on point
Very "Aperture/Portal" esq this :D Love it
how just how is this so good
*to scale on your monitor*
People using ultra wide TVs: "I don't have such weaknesses"
Who doesn't go downstairs to use the extra wide family TV to watch shitposts...
Oh god this is so good. It genuinely feels like one of their videos through and through, well done.
"Is your brain."
(to scale on your monitor)
*I was literally dead when I was watching this on a phone.*
Bro that’s heat ngl
Bruh all I posted recently was that my dog had surgery and is recovering, sorry hoot next time I’ll keep it to myself