BATMAN: A Story by Keaton Patti's Bot
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- čas přidán 6. 10. 2019
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Original Story posted by Keaton Patti via his Twitter:
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Animation by C4DNerd:
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So... how about that new Battinson movie, eh?
loved it, my favorite batman movie just after the dark knight (unless you count dark knight as a joker movie more than a batman movie, then my THE favorite batman movie)
havent checked it out yet, but i plan to! ive wanted a new batman movie for so long!
"It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired." Savage.
This is a joker joke
That was my favorite part.
that was what sent me
1K BOI
@Java Space You're welcome!
"I drink Anarchy" should be the new "We live in a society"
Nice profile pic, but maybe make the color of the blood darker. The current red doesn’t look right
@@randomthe0ne You might need to tell tarantino that not me
Nah “Society is bad.”
Yeah
Man, Uma Thurman is beautiful
This whole thing is amusing, but "Alfred lands heads-up, which means Two-Face goes home" still gets me every time.
The “Alfred, give birth to Robin” is my favorite
What about "a clownly power"
The best part about that is it is something Two-Face would actually do.
“You drink water, I drink anarchy” gets even funnier every time I watch it
It’s because his name is Pennyworth.
"Batman looks around for his parents but they are still dead, this makes him have anger" - should just replace any future renditions of his origin
Alfred lands heads-up which means Two-Face goes home.
The bot is somehow more comic book accurate than Suicide Squad.
*claps in actual great respect*
Or Batman Forever.
I too love the comic accuracy of Two-Face flipping Alfred
At this point, you're not even beating a dead horse, you're just hitting air. That's how dead that horse is.
Alfred PENNYworth
"I drink bats, like a bat would". And now we know who caused all this mess with corona. Thanks, all-times orphan.
Turns out The Soup guy is bat guy Now, I know the real reason why Superman was angry with him earlier
At least it was a well roasted bat! 😂
"You drink water, I drink anarchy!"
I'm not sure if that's just funny or if it's the perfect way to describe the Joker...
“I have never followed a rule! THAT is my rule! Do you follow? I don’t!”
I drink BATS
The classic Reddit Joker.
I drink BATS just like a BAT would
The question still remains: Did Alfred ever give birth to Robin?
Yes?
@@NerdOdyssey It is his job, after all.
Miscarriage
Find out next time, Same bat place, same bat time!
No the coupon made him have anger and shoot alfred with the batzooka
Sometimes Bruce Wayne,
Sometimes Batman!
*ALL-TIMES ORPHAN!*
i hope thechnoblade doesn't know that...
czcams.com/users/clipUgyEWkd6JG4cjMsqrB94AaABCQ
@@jordy_de-zee well batman can just use his stuff to kill technoblade imagine that batman the orphan vs technoblade the orphan killer
@@Invicted2810 kill?
thechnoblade never dies
JTJTGK4JFFERKEDJEFRCJEFJ NOOOOOOOOOO
@@Invicted2810 like this czcams.com/video/2wzMKoEvkdk/video.html oh wait…
The parents coupon is definitely some shit Joker would do
I would do that to an orphan
I love how the bot, in its desire for rhythmic coupling, puts being "insane" for Joker and "attorney" for Two-Face on the same level.
And it's even better when you think that his two good and evil personalities are Harvey Dent and Attorney respectively lol
Dont be fooled, a human wrote this
Might be on to something??
"Man but attorney"
"A clownly power"
"Happy bat-day birth-man"
"This is a Joker-Joke"
Lol
“Alfred, Batmans loyal BATler, carries a tray of GOTH HAM”
“Eat a dinner, mattress Wayne?”
The puns omg
It's wild how accurate the bot got Joker. While his lines are funny they totally sound like something he would normally say in a comic book.
You mean Keaton himself not actually the bot lol
@@infernoisreal I'm talking about the Joker. Keaton did not play the Joker...
@@infernoisreal well, I can tell that this was made by feeding the ai using batman movie scripts, or feeding it with the subtitled movies, ai can predict climax etc from the background music. All in all, Its just botnik algorithm.
@@r3zaful keaton said he wrote it not the bot after a while
@@r3zaful yeah Keaton wrote the scripts. He's trying to profit and puts "bot-generated" in quotes to have deniability: www.amazon.com/Forced-Bot-Write-This-Book/dp/152485834X?
0:48 "I am such a freak! Society is bad!" Wait a minute... did this bot actually write the script for Joker?
It supposedly was shown a bunch of scripts of Batman and then used an algorithm to write a script that was similar
I mean Joker is more what happens when an abused child breaks after years of improper care and an hatred of the high class
@@Joshua-pt8hb ALFRED GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN
the dude clearly wrote it himself then claimed a bot did it to make it seem funnier
@@neurotica5461 no he didn't
Bat-ler?
…I mean, it isn’t wrong.
I pray for the day we see a big screen Joker state: "I drink anarky."
I had a bad day, but this legit made me laugh until I cried and then some. I couldn't stop laughing at the "Two-face is a man, but attorney" line. Bless you for making this and I hope the guy who programmed the bot becomes a screenwriter.
Alfred gives birth to Robin. 😂
0:23 "Explosion explodes!" Get that bot onto the next Michael Bay film, stat!
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't" is actually like great writing
"Two-Face and One-Face?" Someone call Atop the 4th Wall about this bot joke!
"it contains a coupon for parents but it's expired" is the best punchline
You know. If joker knew about batmans origin I think the coupon for new parents expired thing wouldent be too far off. He is the joker after all
Finally, a comic-accurate Batman movie.
Sick sense of humor a clownly power
0:35 Oh, okay. Alfred was the Bat-ler. The bot knew that Batman's devices often began with Bat-, so of course he would throw his Bat-ler at Two-Face. It all makes sense. :D
Ah
“Society is bad.” Just based on that I refuse to believe this was written by AI.
Don’t forget the “I drink anarchy”, “Happy batday, Birthman” and “I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t”
AI is getting too advanced
Whoever did the voice of the Joker did a great job of sounding like Mark Hamill.
Troy Baker and Mark Hamill need to read this
Wouldn’t mind hearing Kevin Conroy, either.
Ooo yes 👍
They’d probably die laughing reading it.
All of the joker's lines are gold
I will treasure this video for many years to come.
Underrated joke when he calls Joker "One-Face". That got me.
“Matress Wayne” and “This is a Joker Joke” are underrated moments
"Artificial intelligence is a threat to civilization"
Meanwhile Artificial intelligence:
AI right now is just a toddler that likes making fanfiction, doing very simple tasks, and engaging in affectionate human interaction. They aren't a threat, at least not yet.
@@tazienIt’s still a better fan fiction than My Immortal
"I am such a freak! Society is bad!"
Sums up Joker's character really nicely.
Batman: "I drink Bats! Just like a Bat would!"
I think I know who started COVID-19...
Batman throwing Alfred at Two Face gets me every time
"Two-Face flips Alfred likes coin."💀
"Alfred begins the process, since it is his job."💀
Alfred has been trough a lot on this movie 😔
0:21 The timing and animation of "Mattress Wayne" makes the joke.
i can't never forget "All-time orphan" now
This is disgustingly underviewed... utter genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alfred beginning the process by lying down and then the bump appeared made me laugh so much 🤣
This is art
Okay, some of this was expected of a bot and some of it was actually genius-level XD
Nah he gave the coupon to the wrong guy, Alfred was the one giving birth so he must be the "Birthman" Joker speaks of.
i would honestly pay to watch a full version of this
0:43
OH GOSH, BATMAN'S TEETH
he clearly hasn't been to the dentist in a while.
He refuses to brush his teeth.
Just like a Bat would.
He eats too much goth ham
@@asurashun9695 LMAO
Asura Shun and drinks too much bats
Nerd Odyssey plagiarizing piece of shot))
That Parent Coupon Joke is Quite Intricate for an A.I
thats because it isnt wrote by an AI. Keaton Patti, the dude who claims to have fed the bot is actually a comedian and made all of these as some kind of big joke
@@Dicaso9 for real??
This is a Joker Joke indeed XDD
*"Happy batday birthman"*
This has a real Half Life: Full Life Consequences vibe to it and I love it.
"I drink Bats, just like a Bat would"
Thus a Pandemic begins...
"alfred, give birth to robin" had me laughing so hard my drink spilt throw my nose..!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't breath, someone send help, my eyes are watering
Man I need to see more of this bots work 😂
Whoa, goth ham.
Why has no one ever made that connection before?
Put Snyder on this ASAP
I dunno, I think this might be a little too dark for Snyder to tackle.
Written by a bot or not, I love the expired coupon for new parents joke. lol best joker joke ever
happy batday birthman!
I just want to thank you for giving The Joker the voice I had in my head when I read the script, doing God's work lad.
i love how joker is still completely in character
I don't know how much videos of this script I had seen
There has to be more of this. I would unironicly watch this on TV. HULU, get on it.
My favorite part is when batman looks around for his parents.
_ALFRED GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN!_
This treats attorneys like a separate species
This is the single greatest piece of parody I've ever consumed.
Anyone else noticed that two faces flipped alfred because his last name is pennyworth?
1:27 BRUUUUUHHH ABSOLUTE SAVAGE
"batman looks around for his parents but they are still dead"
I like how Two-Face flips Alfred then goes home
dang your joker is on point
I appreciate this effortless animation
I like that you put quotes on the bot
Honestly it got Joker’s whole spiel completely on point.
This was BAT-shit crazy. Hilarious!
This is amazing. Where can I get some goth ham?
At the black market.
@@justinl.994 In the the "long pig" section?
@@zacharyrollick6169 yres
the "same bat place, same bat time" is what really sells this, more so than you not at any point loosing it over the script
This is beautiful!
It's so savage that the AI make three orphan jokes
"Happy Bat-day, Birthman!" lol
Don't you just hate it that an AI can produce a better Joker than the Jared Leto Joker?
“Alfred! Give birth to Robin!”
Oh no… 🤣
I am so desperate for a second part of this.
I. Cant. Stop. Laughing.
HELP ME
This deserves WAY more views
This is fantastic
The coupon expired the day after I was born. Weird.
are you joking or??
@@silliestofcritters No, I’m not joking.
You know I really think the "dead parents" jokes here are generated from the what so called the "sixth sense of humor"
Almost died of laughter, but it was worth
I only became angry when you failed the rule joke. Better eye be the hand
LAUGHS IN ADOPTED
"Happy batday, Birthman" is so hard to say for some reason lmao
And no one noticed it!
happy batday, birthman
I wonder how Home Alone script created by bot would sounds like.
I love how the serious movies mixed up with the stupid series so now this is the result
Need to use this in some movie
Sounds like a batman version of Dragonsball Pee.
The expired parents coupon is absolute genius. LOL
"Alfred birth robin"
This is hilarious!! Well done