This “Alpha Wolf” Fanfiction Show is Crazy
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Hey, the actor that played Zeke here. Yeah, I know my dialogue was bonkers, but it paid. What are you gonna do, LOL?
Great job
You did what you could with what you were given, there's no making this script sound good 😭
+Hitting the end and apparently there was barely even a working script, whatever they paid you all wasn't enough
Hey you didn't write it! Hope it gets you more (better) jobs
$20 do be $20
Secure the bag
Mia’s reveal was genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever seen
Oh!
That's CRAZY
Truly isn’t that crazy or exciting.
Agreed. I feel so bad for her and the rest of the cast; at least she got to laugh about it afterwards and go public with all the awkwardness that would follow
@@SomebodywithaCZcamsaccountJust a normal day in the life of a working actor tbh. I have met many who just learn to live with it.
I NEED a longer interview with Mia! Every detail about this production sounds unbelievable
Me too! I also love the fact that she’s not afraid to just completely trash the movie and even gave Ted the idea to make the video in the first place!
deadss like TWELVE HOUR long days??? insane
@@oliviacarr2968That is pretty normal for a production to be honest. 10 straight 12 hours days is what’s not.
I love how they describe it as "Twilight meets 50 Shades of Grey meets Fanfiction" when 50 Shades of Grey was a Twilight fan fiction when it was first written. Truly iconic.
Yes I was looking for this comment!! 🙌🏾
and twilight was harry potter fan fiction
@@HandyMouse1234it wasnt😭 twilight was written when SMeyer was inspired by My Chemical Romance and their aesthetic, and MCR was inspired by 9/11, 9/11 > MCR > Twilight > fanfic > 50 shades > the fall of the Ellen Show
@@cyb3r404 Of course Twilight has roots in 9/11
@@Kai-no9os 9/11 caused a lot of domino effects, especially in movies because you can take it even further. 50 shades was a Twilight fanfic movie, which lead them to make After (a Harry Styles fanfic movie), and then all those other movies based on Harry Styles fanfics, which lead to all the alpha type movies after everyone saw how well movies based around harry styles fanfic were doing (because a lot of Harry Styles fanfics were omegaverse fics or werewolf fics)
Ted knowing the female lead of the the show is absolutely insane and incredibly funny.
I also love hearing how the actors knew how silly this movie was lol
She is so beautiful!
Have you heard of Tod's radio show
Spoils
@tristinsmith1220 dont read the comments before watching a vid then.....
Ted unexpectedly diving head first into the Omegaverse and not knowing anything about it is exactly what I'm here for
Same-
It is crazy to watch someone without knowing it discover the omegaverse and see the reactions to the way things are like heat, mating and general world building
The fact you know what the omegaverse is just outed yourself big time as a degen
@naxcngfvuucna120 or they could just watch stanzi potenza, she does some videos about the omegaverse
@@naxcngfvuucna120 You literally can’t insult someone for knowing something without admitting you know it yourself. I know you think of yourself as a degenerate, but did you also know you're also a hypocrite?
13:49 Ted's little singsongy "I"m the Alpha! I'm the Leader!" kills me
I WAS LITERALLY SINGING IT IN MY HEAD A SECOND BEFORE HE SAID IT 💀💀
thanks for the timestamp now i can keep replaying it and laughing like a lunatic
If you haven’t already seen the entire movie/music video of it, it is hilarious.
IM THE ALPHA IM THE LEADER IM THE ONE TO TRUST
Mia was honestly an amazing actor, I kept thinking that she was acting circles around all of the male actors. Absolutely incredible.
I 100% agree, she was actually a great actress especially for the material given. She was professional, put her all into it and yes I agree, acted circles around all the male actors and even some of the other actresses.
She actually managed to make the most unhinged dialogue sound almost natural. Like the part when they were looking into the pond and admiring their wolves (BAHAHA) - what she said was bonkers, but the way she said it made it feel normal to the world she existed in. That’s pretty impressive. I hope she gets some more legit roles.
don't blame the male actors. they're ovulating.
They all did fine, the writing was just awful
@@manboy4720 Stop, this comment has me in tears 😭
The Chosen from Smosh canonically wants to be an alpa wolf
Not me seeing comments about The Chosen and thinking they’re about the Jesus show
Just look at The Chosen's shirt and you can see this is true
@@marinabertuzzelli7508 he was the original Chosen
"Rule number 3. Don't trust Derek. He thinks he's the alpha. There can't be two."
alpa
imagine twilight was set in a margarittaville
Possibly the best thing I've ever heard
😂😂
or the rainforest cafe
it’s a bunch of white conservatives vs youtube niche commentary fans that are probably a little bit gay so that’s definitely the state of our country rn. the scariest romcom i would ever watch.
imagine dragons
The way my jaw absolutely dropped when the actress showed up in person to talk with Ted about it. So wild to hear about the production.
Also, I love the Spy Kids 2 glasses that Ted's wearing in the cutaways to the 'Wolf People' bit. They really bring it all together.
Truly not that big of a reveal, you’re acting like he got fucking Leo DiCaprio on the channel
@@harleyjo4875it's called surprise. Let people have emotions
@@harleyjo4875 Why are you being an insufferable bitch over this of all things? That's weird. You're weird.
Jesus Christ, chill lol. You're acting like people can't fucking be excited for things@@harleyjo4875
The Aiden actor is completely phoning it in lmao he is not trying in the slightest I love it
edit: seriously it is fascinating how wooden he is. He seems like he was formed by pouring liquids from a vat into a mold to solidify and given just enough life force to repeat lines fed to him through an earpiece, but nothing more
Straight omegaverse is always just super ultra sexism. As opposed to regular sexism.
This is so true. It’s actually just the modern version of bodice rippers where the woman is kidnapped by pirates or a racially insensitive “tribe leader.” However, authors have plausible deniability now by saying “he’s the worst possible kind of toxic masculinity because of wolf magic. So it’s not problematic”
That’s why only read gay omega verse looool (jk I read the gay ones bc I’m gay)
@@dino-mite2661i reas gay romance cause it's almost always better than straight romance.
i mean, yeah. 'exaggerated gender politics' is the single most common trope in all erotica ever lol
well. tbf. the gay omegaverse is also often "sexism but what if it could be also be gay," as opposed to regular sexism.
Ted becoming The Chosen is something I never would've expected.
We've never seen them in the same room, whos to say they aren't the same person🤔
I need him to collab with smosh again but have him in a chosen games video 😂
genuinely started cackling when it cut to him as the chosen, so unexpected but i loved it
it’s amazing
Thanks for the spoiler prick
Was not ready for Ted Nivison to join the Chosen multiverse but I'm fully here for it
Please I need help there's so many comments about this what do you guys _mean?_ 🥹
@@unknowable4147 it's a Smosh reference!! There's a character on their channel called the Chosen, usually played by Shayne Topp, but a lot of the other cast members will play the Chosen too on occasion, hence the "multiverse" LOL so now Ted is one of the many Chosens!! I hope that makes sense, it's all a bit silly
@@waluigism ahhhhhh!! Thank you so much for the quick response lol
It makes a lot more sense haha i love silly inside jokes even when I (admittedly) don't get them at first😂
Ted pulling “The Chosen” out of nowhere genuinely scared me.
me scrolling to see if anyone caught that👀
“We are absolutely not doing another trip around the country” sounds like something someone who’s about to drive around the country would say.
Exactly
Sounds like he already did it again
The omegaverse has truly ruined me. The supposed "alpha" doesn't go into heat, they go into ruts 💀💀
Bro is in denial that he’s really an omega /j
BYE I KNOW THEY GOT IT ALL WRONG
I was literally thinking 'heat? That's not right, he's an alpha' and then Ted cut in to say it wasn't right for science reasons- like oh yeah, that too I guess
@@naxcngfvuucna120 I'm aware unfortunately 🤣
same. when Ted was talking about Alphas interacting with Lunas, my internal monologue was something like "..they're not Lunas until after they mate the Alpha, silly"
As someone who was chronically reading fanfic in middle school early high school I can confirm that this is exactly what a watpad alpha/omega fanfic would be like if filmed
19:55 ‘i am one in a quillion’
"So... You must be the new guy. Listen closely, this alpha wolf mating party is a freaking hellscape"
(I was there)
(You're my favorite pizza place)
(so…lookin’ to enter the alpha wolf mating party, eh? i’ve seen many a traveler enter and none return.)
Cool, can I leave
(is he in the room right now?)
that was quite the reveal at the end there. i was so confident that you were just gonna say "i found an ad on instagram and despite my best efforts, i couldn't resist" and then BAM! excellent. chef's kiss.
Have you heard of Tod's radio show
i get these recommended ENDLESSLY and it feels so vindicating to have someone review one. absolute perfection
man, so great to see the Chosen giving interviews to small time youtubers, absolutely love this collab.
Her washing her clothes in the pind reninds pf the scene in Kung Fu Panda where master Shifu is training Po and goes, "We do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears."
His impression of someone who thinks they are an alpha wolf is perfect. There are all weirdos
Just wait til you figure out who inspired it
@@annagreen9688to believe that man got married
@@demetriam2408well every 😖 alpha 🐺 😡 😰 has *howl* a mate 😜 😏 😉 ✨✨✨
its the mountain tee for me 🤣🤣
This is a reference to the character of The chosen from the Smosh channel
Thanks for sharing my new show! I hope you like it
Father my children
Did you really make an account just for this lmao
Thats awesome
@@HazelnutButtercuphands off my alpha 😡
can i be your mate
Good luck out there. Nice job
I was thinking Ashira did pretty well with what she had, so good job on Mia there!
A lot of the male actors seemed so incredibly bored and/or uncertain why they were there xD;;; (which might've just been the directing)
Ted bursting into “I’M THE ALPHA-“ every five seconds is so funny to me 🗣️
Did NOT expect The Chosen to make an appearance.
8:37 We’ve got 2 options: either he’s trans, or he’s in a rut and just said the wrong word.
Trans rep?? In MY alpha wolf show?? Lets goooooooo
I mean omegaverse was originally gay erotica some universes don't even have women in it, male omegas and mpreg are the staple of the genre and i can't believe that's a sentence i just wrote.
@@papkinn The archive and tumblr brainrot hits us all hard it seems.
He's actually an Omega and forgot to take his hormone suppressants
nah he just wants to get bitched so bad he said the wrong word to try to entice his beta friend to bitch him.
The show’s got me. I’m hooked. Not even 50 seconds in and the sentence “I can’t let my wolf take control” and I’m in for the ride. Buckled up and ready to ride this coaster
I have the flu and last night I witnessed a 4 hour half-awake fever dream solely about Alpha wolf feudal politics all because this was the last thing I watched last night.
“Wolf Vietnam would have been crazy.” Is my quote for the year
I now want to read, watch or write this.
There’s an episode of Love Death and Robots that might be up your alley, then.
@@miguelcamacho105 omg which one
@@Destiny-ig2fs It's called Shape-Shifters from the first season 👍
Qilliam just sounds like one of those name that Twilight fans come up with that they think sounds really unique and cool like Zanther or Erium or Allicy or Bellulum.
Renesmee
Quillon's gonna get bullied so hard in school... I mean, how could they not? A name like that is really one-in-a-quillion...
or bobert.
Quillan is a real name, I know a guy named that. But pronouncing it "Quillian" means the kid's gonna have a rough time in school
Can only think of Squilliam with that name
17:26 the wolves being Jacob and Leah from Twilight 😭
I love that werewolf names in series like this came from typos that no-one has the time to correct. Qilliam, Tinfanny, its great
We need a gameshow called "THAT"S NOT HOW WOLVES WORK" and force the people who unironically write bad wolf fanfic stuff to participate
we know its not real but it sure is fun
So uhhh not how girls work battle royale? 😵
@@hanifarroisimukhlis5989 that deserves it's own show entirely
I think it'd be more helpful to have that show for manosphere folks, seeing as most fanfic writers don't care at all about real life wolves, Because they're writing fantasy romance. In the same way bronies aren't attracted to real horses, omegaverse fanfiction doesn't use IRL logic.
Manosphere, red pill guys tho...they you use a wake up call about real life wolves
and the sister show that's not how omegaverse works where fic writers teach others about omegaverses
5:15 litteraly just the Chosen
That's what i thought too
Yeah i feel like that must be the inspo lmfao
I’m pretty sure that was half the joke
I was coming to comment this I'm glad someone already noticed
it’s def a chosen bit
her voice is so soft and warm i could listen to her tell me a story and easily fall asleep
20:38
Alright this blew my mind, well done
Oh my god, "Ashira" showing up was amazing
So did he watch his friend doing that
I did a backflip when Ashira came out of the shadow realm.
FINALLY. I've been waiting for someone to do commentary on one of these. I keep getting ads for them and refuse to pay money for them
Ted as “One-Ball” Agnew is an unexpected and under appreciated crossover
Fun fact: the first shot shows Neuschwanstein castle, which is itself a fanfiction structure. It was made in the 19th century, for the purpose of decoration and beauty as opposed to actual defence. Therefore, it is not a castle, but more of a chateau.
I had to look it up and chateau does apparently have another meaning: A large country house. The only definition I was familiar with was a French castle. So I read this as "It's not a castle, but more of a castle."
@@AlexM-is6ru My fault-I knew that chateau meant castle, but from what I understand it also implies "large manor house". Maybe I should have clarified that 😅
I was surprised Ted didn't recognise one of the most famous castles in the world. The literal fairytale castle.
"youre mine now kitten" STOPPP
Fr that was another jail moment
Couldn't he at least have said "pup", since it's wolf themed?
"Lisan alpha gaib" KILLED me!
21:36 is funny because 50 Shades already is fanfic of Twilight
the fact that multiple scenes of this fucking movie were filmed on an actual catfish farm is so hilarious to me for some reason.
I’ve seen a lot of people talking about these types of movies but I think this is my favorite because we got insider info, it’s good to know that the actors understand how insane this shiz is. I just think it’s so cool to actually talk to the main actors for something so bizarre
Just hope they get paid well
@@demetriam2408 dear lord please
0:20 it changed us all Ted, and don’t lie Ted we know you were an Edward girlie at heart
We love all the actors. I had a similar...train wreck of a project like this and...yeah, anyone CAN be a filmmaker, but not everyone SHOULD
the first ever fanfiction was about kirk and spock. in a 1970s fan magazine.
no the first fanfiction was sir lancelot
Dante’s inferno is self insert bible fanfiction
WRONG star trek was the first to start the ABO trope not fanfiction itself
Truthfully the first fanfic was probably way before it could even be documented 😭
@@maboesanmanthe entire second half of the bible is basically fan fiction and the Jesus part is 50/50
The monotone deliveries are so fucking funny. “There’s an emergency” with absolutely no urgency or care at all 💀
I love The Chosen cameo i can’t believe Ted got him!
you should make this a series, i love the insight from an actor in the films
Ted becoming The Chosen and then later quoting/singing "We Own the Night" from Zombies 2 is my Avengers crossover
out of all the ways he could have found this film i did not think it would be knowing the actress😭😭
It's videos like this that prove to me that Ted is an excellent creator. Finding some crazy shit like this and making a video about it is hilarious and so creative. Keep up the excellent work!!
PLEASE REVIEW MORE OF THESE I LOVE UR VIBES
5:15 Ted briefly inherits the powers of The Chosen
That's what I was thinking
watching ted dive headfirst into wattpad werewolf culture and not understand any of it has made my day
Man I was thinking I needed another Ted breakdown video of a genre/american fantasy. I think Ted is the greatest lore-channel on yt.
Someone needs to give Ted the full rundown on the omegaverse 💀 it gets weirder man
Ted's Alpha Jared character is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Oh there’s plenty more where that came from (we love The Chosen from Smosh)
literally just the chosen from smosh 😭 i threw on this video while i was cleaning up right after getting home and my head SNAPPED to the phone the SECOND alpha jared came on screen because i literally thought a chosen compilation auto played somehow mid video
looks like jawsh
It felt so real I’m genuinely surprised that show doesn’t actually exist already 😂
the fact that Ted had to go through the rigorous training to become chosen for one bit is insane
I loved seeing some behind the scenes of what they thought while filming. I also loved the reality tv show bit
The dancing from Nick at the end is very good. Great vid, Ted! Good job acting with what you were given, Mia!
the fact there's a low budget streaming service which is like 50-90% werewolf fic movies is extremely funny to me, because it comes off like someone with the cashflow to start a streaming service saw the popularity of werewolves in fiction, and specifically omegaverse, and saw it as a market to be cornered, entirely forgetting that when you film these stories instead of write them, it requires a halfway decent special effects budget. They just as easily could have filled the app entirely with vampire romances instead and saved a decent chunk of money in sfx, but the sweet sweet cashflow from omegaverse fans watching an ad between every minute-long episode was just too great to ignore. This is a story of hubris, not just of being fated to my forbidden alpha
I need all the other actors from this to be interviewed too.. especially aiden, LIKE HOW DID HE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE FOR THOSE SCENCES😭
Oh my god that castle at the beginning is schloss Neuschwanstein
ah, omegaverse. truly one of star treks contributions ever.
still laughing about the cost of shirts
I don't think omegaverse has anything to do with star trek. It's originated in Supernatural (2005) fandom
@@martinebonita2658 It actually originated from both, heats and ruts take a lot of inspiration from pon farr which is like vulcan mating cycle in star trek
@@eyone3279Aren’t heats and ruts just animal biology? Like cats. Though no doubt the Vulcan mating ritual was a proto-omegaverse trope.
And then Thailand made the first omegaverse BL show. It's international now.
@@eyone3279Heats and ruts just come from normal animal biology.
Fun fact Ted: Fifty Shades of Grey is an adaptation of a Twilight fanfic called "Masters of the Universe" which was written BY E L JAMES! This film is quite literally "Masters of the Universe"
Then where the fuck was skeletor?
Crazy how you got the Chosen to come join your video. Big ups Ted!
this is so awesome. I've been watching people make fun of these kind of movies, and I've been wondering about who makes them. I can't believe we actually get to learn about the behind the scenes
That ending reveal is great. Genuinely adds a lot of context and insight
Ikk, I want to watch it again because she'll actually be a likable person to me
5:32 didn't expect to see chosen from smosh on here
i keep seeing the tiktok ads for this and was hoping someone would do this thank you for your service ted
PLEASE do more of these, they're so fucking funny brooooo
I desperately need the same writing staff and acting crew to make a cyber hacker movie. I assume 90% of the shots can be reused and they just dub "wolf" over with HACKING. The Alphas eyes can glow green instead of red, too!
I know the guy who made this,. All his work is pretty much the same lol
4:45 Ik like how when Ted did the most soulless lineread, he still put more emotion into it than the actual alpha guy
This was my exact thought
@@reubenparnell1604Mine, too, I was like, "Nope, not emotionless enough"
I wasnt expecting the chosen to make a cameo in this video
I could listen to Alpha Jared all day. I hope he starts a vlog.
Shayne is gonna fanboy so hard when he sees the Chosen in Ted form
Have you heard of Tod's radio show
5:09 this is a real thing! There’s a CZcams documentary about this polycule of teens that identify as wolves. It’s where the “on all levels except physical I am a wolf” vine comes from. I can’t remember what’s it called but it’s definitely on CZcams.
I'm pretty sure that's the dude he's basing that character on
@@blanket4763 I think it's actually based on the Smosh character "The Chosen", he has a similar shirt, sunglasses, and talks in the same nasally way
@@blanket4763fun fact: the on all levels except physical i am a wolf person is a trans woman :)
@@blanket4763nah she didn't wear sunglasses
@@mpnb2162what does this even mean
I love how Ted not only was The Chosen in this vid but also in his sdmp streams as well
you're mine now kitten... is this like a 15 year old delulu ass discord scenario here or-
Ted nivison>>>> my school work
Fr
FR
me casually doing my civics work as i watch this
Me, who should be writing a history essay:
Real I'm sitting in English rn
I need more videos with Alpha Jared. Or a collab with Alpha Jared and The Chosen from smosh.
Ted I just found ur channel, and “hey how’s it going? I did something nobody asked for again” I thought that was hilarious for some reason, I go to your channel and the first thing I see is “call me alpha” followed by “I am Ted.” I am now subbed and probably soon to be a loyal fan, I’m also dying laughing
New watcher here, but genuinely I think he's one of the few youtubers that genuinely make me laugh out loud and it's like unprovoked laugher. Very refreshing also born in the same year as me, definitely thought he was older lol, nice to see someone funny my age
The fact that the baby’s name was supposed to be William really adds a fantastic layer to this 😂
We need a collab between Alpha Jared and The Chosen NOW
FR all I could think about was the similarity between the two characters lmaoo
Impressive......
Insane reveal I was absolutely not ready for this
His videos has best volume ever. I vacuum the whole house and still hear his voice. Best channel for cleaning ever
ao3 had a whole system for this stuff that the writers just, like, chose not to use. it was RIGHT THERE
I feel like they knew they wouldn't have copyright rights over it if they did that lol
50 Shades actually started as a fanfic based on the Twilight Series. Idk how I can remember that useless info but not where I parked lol.
teds reality tv show alpha wolf inpression is literally the chosen, we need a chosen smosh episode with ted as a chosen
just saw the description, knew it
Ted’s reaction shots are everything 😂
The goofy thing is about this is that 50 Shades Of Grey is a fanfiction of Twilight. so this one is a double whammy. its literally a fanfic of a fanfic but mazed out lol. Good job Ted