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Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
BGM: davidcuttermusic.com/ - Komedie
Henry: Why do you think young girls buy horses Jeannie?
Jeannie: To ride them.
Me: Exactly ;)
(¬‿¬ )
I swear I had my first O on one of those coin operated mechanical horses. So horse girls would definitely not be crying if they get any kind of horse except maybe tears of happiness. (I know, it's a joke, but still)
Your degeneracy rivals my own... well played!
Priapism, aka an erection lasting more than 4 hours, is named after Priapus, a Greek fertility god, who was also a god of horses, and was once depicted as a centaur with a penis so large that it required 4 handmaidens to carry it in front as he walked. Your welcome, MxR fans. No sauce.
I saw Jeannie's cleavage and that makes me happy
Henry: "why do you think young girls buy horses Jeannie?"
Jeannie: "to ride them."
me: _well_ _yes_ _but_ _actually_ _no_
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bad comment.
Other way around
Worst part is how common it is.
George Washington *No comment*
The next person can have that one... (Where's that Family Guy cutaway when you need it)
The I'm 22 and have the body of a 16 year old, is saying he has a dead body of a 16 year old in his freezer.
Yeah that went over their heads big time lol
REPHRASE FOR MORE LIKES!!!!!
r/woooosh
Yup
@@MarkLeeuwis they got it
Henry: "don't do drugs kids"
Also Henry: "respect coca cola for putting cocaine back in!"
Ketamine is actually an FDA-approved treatment for severe depression, so yes, it can bring happiness, or at least not-sadness.
Numbness u mean? It numbs everything body and soul.
That what i said before i snort 5mg of ketamine
@@luthaeris1 It has to do with making your brain release the correct chemicals after being dosed, and the dosages are very low.
Also, it's a dissociative, so it doesn't numb anything. People who use it recreationally (in larger doses than the depression treatment) still feel pain and such, they just don't _care_ because they're essentially disconnected from their body.
Robitussin is also a dissociative in high doses. I hear that a 'Tussin high is pretty hellish.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug
so can a hammer beating you unconscious
Jeannie: "See, but a *female* pastor? She's gonna have soo many members."
Me: PLEASE tell me it was pun-intended.
。。。*ding*
We all know Jeannie can be dank and has dark humor so yeah i would think it was pun intended for sure.
Wait... I don't get it 🤣
@@esdrasvincent5184 female pastors aren't really a thing
@@elimang_8923 yeah but how is that a pun
Jeannie: "What's that on your hand"
Henry: *starts sweating profusely"
So I see 3 titles.
Only illegal minds will find this funny.
Only gross minds will find this funny.
DAD, NO PLEASE.
"She is gonna have so many members"
Heh...
yeah, she just slid that one in there
Where do I sign up
lol this is the comment i was looking for.
Wait... I don't get it 🤣
Immediately scrolled down to find this comment, glad i wasn't disappointed XD
4:16 Wait hold up...
Disturbing how celebrities and pedo acceptance seem related...
@@nevergrewup5430 She was joking...
@@soulextracter that is nothing to EVER joke about AT ALL
@@Countryboycrimson Everything is something to joke about! Especially when the joke in question is so obvious that it practically has a foot note.
@@soulextracter absolutely not, pedophilia is never ok to joke about. Anyone who thinks so is sick.
Henry: "Don't take drugs to make you happy. Drugs are bad, m'kay."
Me: * looks at my antidepressants *
Take your antidepressants, Henry was referring to less than legal drugs
@@michaelmckinnon1591 was a joke, dude.
@@brocksamson3282 Am I a joke to you?
@@Mohammad__M__ Are you threatening me? I am the Great Cornholio!
@@michaelmckinnon1591 the irony is it’s the opposite
I want you guys to know how much better you guys always make me feel. Times are hard, and I’ve been feeling my lowest but you guys always can seem to make me smile. Thank you two for making me so happy, or as happy as I can be
Finally caught your mash-up with Nux. I never thought I'd see the day when Henry was uncomfortable lol. That was a fun video though, kind of like an all-stars of my sub list haha.
She was also raided by Nux Taco in stream, you can see the video on his channel
3.14thon lol nux 🌮
source
@@battlesheep2552 Ryan Higa creating a meme without knowing it =))
Henry : Wallets designed in the 90's.
Me : Looks over at my 1887 moose skin wallet that's been passed down the family.
Darkness Nighthingale the moose didn’t design its scrotum to be a wallet.
that's nearly the '90s. The 1890s!
@@mstandenberg1421 Scrotum? Oh no no, we hear in Canada are civilized. It's made out of the skin from the inner thigh. (At least that's the answer I was given)
Damn is it possible to get a look at it? Sounds awesome!
@@DatGrunt I could try. Just a little warning though, it's gone black over the years.
Henry & Jeannie: *talking about amazon coming in your home*
Me: but does this work with sex toys?
Yesss
69 likes. Nice.
I just imagine this amazon employee lubing up and inserting your buttplug😂
This sounds like the set-up to a porno... In fact, I'm actually willing to bet it already exists lol
Still at 56%...
People: "Masks"
Also Henry: "Maskksksksks"
Adult sheep meat is called “mutton” for those that wanted to know.
Isn't mutton goat?
Oh wait no
Minecraft has taught us well
@@pumpkiespoon8524 so where's my lamb chops
@@nickhuynh8641 Better question would be where is your lamb sauce?
@@OmegaF77 WHERE IS THE FKING LAMB SAUCE
Henry: Most people are still using wallets as I did in the 90s.
Me knowing Henry was born in 1994 because they've mentioned he's 26: ⚆_⚆
I got a wallet when I was 7. I'm 37 now. It's still my main wallet.
@@Lostmymind1 Well that's a bit unusual, but Henry would've been 6 by the year 2000. I've seen enough bad SNL episodes to know he was reading from a script provided by Ridge wallets.
*Designed in the 90s (turn on subs)
@@Moe-gk8xr Damn. I need to get my hearing checked.
@@GetReady4FreddyKrueger yes, yes you do
Henry: "Dont do drugs kids, its bad for you."
Jeannie: sips on alkohol...
Me: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if you put them close together
Me: What?
Necromancer: What?
Necromancy 101 right there: know your spell radius, and be discrete
I've always loved playing as a necromancer since I was little. Just the idea of taking your enemies and forcing them to kill each other just makes me happy.
The guy on the left should make modding videos or something, he seems like a funny commentator. And the girl should stream, I think she’d be pretty successful
ikr
Yes
Yeah. It's strange that they don't do that.
I think she should become a doctor.
they're boyfriend girlfriend simp
Dark/edgy humor is great.
Chewbacca as someone also said it’s like an unvaccinated toddler it never gets old
@Chewbacca Thanks
"Henry, what's that in your hand?"
_pr0nhub music intensifies_
_Me reading title_ : “this is going to be hilarious“
12:39 whoa! careful there Henry, let's not forget that three of his accusers died in very shady circumstances.
Of Spacey's accusers?
@@shadowcat1606 yeah, creepy shit man, almost makes me want to put on a tinfoil hat.
And then those follow-up videos role-playing as his Netflix character... "kill them with kindness."
Did you know that the case falls in favor of Spacey for lack of evidence right?
There's a ton of real actors that have confirmed cases why not joking with them?
Jeannie: What's that in your hand?
Me: His Ridge Wallet!
Henry: My Ridge wallet!
Me: 0.0
Henry: Omigosh, how did you know?
I am constantly blown away about how little Jeanie knows about the natural world.
“Does a hyena laugh?”
“Does a crab grow it’s claw back?”
“Does an iguana loose its tail when it’s scared”
Are you a robot Henry built for himself?
I mean, to be fair these aren’t things your everyday person would need to know
El Gordo who said armpits can’t be vaginas? 🙂
For anyone wondering about the hentai, it's called: "Shoujo Ramune". It's Loli hentai.
Finally found the sauce
yes... but it's not even in this video, only the Thumbnail
Oh no...
@@scp_redacted989 *y e s*
When alot of people where able to identify it at first I thought that it might be something like boku no piko or two girls one cup where people knew about it because it was a meme and it was not something that they did like but no.
"What is the difference between lamb and sheep anyway?"
Oh, my sweet summer child... Sometimes I really worry about the american school system
Just the city kids my dude
@@cole1407 That's a relieve... but still they should learn these things.
@@Seamus.Harper You'd be surprised ... pretty much the most well known brand of chocolate in my country is a brand called "Milka" (i live in Germany, but maybe it's available in other countries as well) and the sorta-mascot for Milka is a purple cow(not sure if it's actually a mascot in the truest sense of the word, but its picture is on their main product and pretty much everyone associates it with the brand). Not an antropomorphic/stylized cow, but an actual cow, just purple. And a couple of years ago, a survey was made amongst children and teenagers and most of the kids from the cities actually believed there are purple cows because of that.
@@shadowcat1606 yeah I am german too. I don't know what age those children were... but Henry and Jeannie aren't children anymore... on the outside.
@@Seamus.Harper For sure they are the majority one sided population that vote on laws against restricting agriculture and such but they don't know the difference of a Cow and a calf, Horse and a foal etc.
10:04 perfect euphemism, soooo many members Jeannie, of so many shapes and sizes.
Henry: "That's what the year books are going to look like"
Me: Laughing more than most, "That's some Marine Corps humour there"
Jeannie's impromtu voice change bits are so fun! haha
Its the middle of the night in Southgermany, MxR Plays new video is 3min up and already has over 400 likes... gonna be a good night :D
Have a nice day on the other side of the globe :)
To be fair Lamb is amazing, a 100% lamb Gyro is at the top of my food chart.
I honestly cant stand the taste of lamb thou it looks and smells really good
Ewes generally reach sexual maturity at six to eight months of age, and rams generally at four to six. Lambs are adults by the time they are 1 years old.
It has a very specific, strong, peculiar taste, though. I like it a lot, but it's definitely not for everyone. And lamb dishes just HAVE to be hot.
fun fact: in myth, vampires cant touch silver, that is why vampires couldnt see themselves in mirrors, mirrors up until the modern day were often backed with silver as the reflective surface. the same is true of pictures, film that needs a dark room captures images with silver compounds on the film that are light sensitive, even the image of a vampire cant touch silver. however in the modern day, cameras use variations of CMOS sensors and dont use silver to detect an image, mirrors are backed in aluminum instead of silver as well. so vampires would seem pretty normal, visible in zoom calls, brushing their teeth and seeing themselves in the mirror, probably get comments about the teeth when getting x-rayed at the airport
It took awhile, but I'm officially subscribed. Time to start digging tunnels.
Henry: working hard on trying to sell the product for the sponsor
Meanwhile Jeannie : oooh! Idc if this isn't a game I will still play with it!
“I identify as a woman.”
“But you have a mans body!”
“You’re right, we should probably get rid of the corpse before discussing gender identities”
that went better than expected.
So is that what is really happening? They actually have that body in the freezer?
@@Zachomara That is correct, Zach, and you will be next! Mwuahahahaha!
I died at Bob the Necromancer.
They naming these titles so the FBI can find us.
2:53 when you conversation just falls down a steep hill of awkwardness
Okay...I think maybe this went unnoticed because not many people are commenting about it...but was Jeannie trying to defend pedophiles with what she said about the meme at 4:22? Really need someone to explain this to me...
I’ve posted a lot of comments about it, and all of them have been deleted. Pretty sus, pissing me off too
@@trevorcoyle517 I really hope they address it in the next video...cause as much as I enjoy watching their videos, defending pedophiles isn't something I can look past and forgive.
@@DillonX-xg7cy same
Jfc people are dense. It was obviously a joke.
aceclark101 didn’t seem like much of a joke
ありがと！this content is always hilarious!
"Then why were they digging a tunnel?!" I dont think Henry knows who they is
Does that mean that Henry thinks meerkats are people?
11:43 i see, spoken like a true veteran, right henry?
Henry: Why do you think young Girls buy horses Jeannie?
Jeannie: To ride them
Hol Up.........
She's got her horses in her back
Lamo
*Me looks at my ability to bring everything i draw to life*
Thanks, Henry, Jeannie.
I'm so drunk I'm listening to dig a tunnel on repeat I love this channel Crusaders don't get mad lol
I have the body of a 16 year old...the 16 year old is "in the freezer"!
How did the not understand that
SecretSociety06 don’t know. I thought it was funny that it went right over their heads.
What? Henry clearly understood it
@@heyimanameheyimalastname Yep. That's why he laughed that usual way he does when it comes to dark humor.
He was just making fun of the opener after.
Jeannie "If you're blind why would you be driving?" Henry's Mind *Sees car going by with driver in darkest glasses* "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK" Henry "No no, it makes perfect sense."
2020, the year where Santa becomes a christmas ninja.
7:40 santa will just mail him his presents that year.
2020:
The Year Santa got shot down over Denver Airport.
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
I’m watching you
Can we at least blame it on the Space Force?
Zach Omara Unlikely, Santa coordinates with NORAD every year. Noradsanta.org
4:22 Jeanie just gave us another good reason to not accept this thing of “I identify as this, so I am this”.
Pedos are disgusting, they need serious help
"Someone give him the sauce."
What a homie.
Drawing: "Can I be pretty?"
Artist: "Lengthens hair."
Short-Haired Girls: *Angry Glare*
I'm a simple man, I see Shoujo Ramune, I click.
Yeah, but where was it in the video? I feel cheated!
Let me guess, off-brand?
@@Connor_Montgomery Yep.
"We had a sponsor, so, the video today is about horse drugs and sex with horses"
Exactly
Necromancer unboxing would be pretty cool. Alot of interesting stuff.
This video made me laugh so much thank you having a hard day, my family is deicing if they should put down one of my dogs because he can't walk and they said if a medication doesn't work then we have to put him down
I've just started watching this channel and I cant stop someone pls help me
It's too late now
You are too far in. The first video is the last chance of escape.
The is no escape and it only get worse you well start to find 1 video every day isn't enough
Jeannie's depiction of how the "P"s see themselves is disturbing... Henry levels of disturbing.
I really hope she is not ok with them trying to do that because the way it was phrased in the video made it seem like the might be
@@notNIKITAzed Agreed. That creeped me out. There is a line for "just let people live their lives" and harming children crosses it.
Yeah no kidding... I'm a little concerned now
@@volkskrieg8735 The comment she made on pedos lacked foresight and context so it sounds *REALLY* sus. Ngl tho, she annoys me too, but only cause she seems cold, standoffish and like she creates problems out of every little thing Henry does. Plus her running off camera constantly, her rejection of most of Henry's affections, the minimal effort she puts in while Henry has to walk her through every video. And this is coming from a 3-4 year fan of MxR.
Bruh she was so clearly sarcastic, she's obviously not OK with p-files. It's just a little bit of dark humour.
Is it scary that I'm understanding these dank memes so quickly?
Henry, and Jeannie really get a variety of sponsors; Ridge wallets, RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, and Adam & eve
*sees the thumbnail*
Ah yes. Much yogurt is consumed in that one.
Can agree.
Yes... Yogurt.. All 3 of them.
@@Dextomos The freshest of yogurt, direct from the source.
Might I inquire as to the name of the show in which they enjoy this yogurt, for a... Friend of course
Well, i wouldn't know myself, but i believe its something along the lines of (R)hojo (S)amune i might have the first letters mixed up. But of course i have no experience with this so i can't be sure.
1:27 Jeannie "Hyena's don't eat humans"
Oh you sweet summer child, to most predators in their natural environment, or stupid ppl who crawl into zoo enclosures, people are slow moving tasty morsels, meat is meat to predators.
Correct. Only humans see other humans as human. We're just hairless primates to everything else.
I just went on the subreddit before today.What a coincidence!
Nice Work
Did the sponsor actually write down "wallets designed in the 90s?"
Pretty sure fold wallet has been around for centuries.
*gasp* did you assume their Decade? I mean there are centuries worth of "90's" to choose from! ;)
@@reginthehoneybadger8957 The first paper currency in the US was back in 1690 and the earliest recorded form of paper currency as we would deem it was in China all the way back in the later 900's. That is a bit more than two centuries ;)
1490s
Talsauron new currencies in America date only back to 1860
@@reginthehoneybadger8957" *new* " currencies...means there were " *old* er" currencies before those.
Wait was the title of this video changed because i clicked on "Dad, No Please" and now the title is different and longer.
These videos make my they there so funny and help me escape my sad sad life 😅
Those Amazon packages are upside down! Also get recording cameras for the front door delivery persons take pics of delivered items but take then with them as they go, seen few videos
Because of you i have bought ridge wallets for my entire family
guyz, you seriously need to clarify that bit about the pedos.
It looks oddly cut and edited. What Jeannie said there and the way she said it needs massive context.
Pedis do not see themselves as children and its definitely not "love" they want to engage in with children. Where the hell did you get this from?
SHE WAS JOKING! Do you seriously believe that Jeannie would say something like that and mean it?! In today's society you can say you identify as a female, and then go break some female sports records, because no one wants to offend anyone. She was joking about it being completely ok for pedos to join LGBTQ+ because "they clearly just identify as a kid and thus can be with kids" It was a joke.
The horrible story of a man that was forced to connect his youtube account to google+ Jeanie has said dumber things (in this video alone) and meant it so sometimes it’s hard to tell
Obviously, she knows they don't want to 'love' the kids. She's saying that's the argument the pedos are using to justify their actions. It's not true to what's actually happening, though. Basically there are pedos on twitter etc. designating themselves as 'MAP's which is a Minor Attracted Person. They're still attempting to find legitimacy by co-opting the LGBTQ banner, though.
Came here to say basically the same thing. It definitely felt off from their typical joking and oddly sincere.
The horrible story of a man that was forced to connect his youtube account to google+ she said it dead ass serious tho, that’s why it doesn’t seem like a joke. I have no doubt that she doesn’t actually believe what she said but she didn’t say it in the joking way that they usually say shit.
When you live in a world where a state is gonna make it a misdemeanor to have relations with a minor down to 14 years old as long as they are the same sex and it’s within 10 years plus that same state already made it only a misdemeanor to knowingly spread AIDs without telling the partner that you have it, the way she said it just needs clarification because if that was cut out of context and posted for malicious intent, it would most likely get a lot of negative attention
Love ya guys
An answer to the Tarzan question.
Most groups of gorillas consist of 1 male, the females, and their children.
The females are the ones to initiate and only ever go to the lead male(in this case it would be Kerchak).
This means that Kerchak was the only one to mate with any of the females, but not all of the females had to mate with him.
Since Terk was most likely Kerchak's daughter, Terk would have to leave the group and find a potential male.
So one might think that Terk and Tarzan could have gotten together, but if Tarzan starting mating then Kerchak would have had to chase Tarzan out of the group since he would be seen as a threat to Kerchak and his group, no matter what Kala said.
A gorilla is often considered an adult by 10, Terk and Tarzan were raised together, Terk wasn't full size like Kala by the end of the film, a gorilla has an estimated lifespan of 30-40 years, and Kala and Kerchak were still not elderly by the end of the movie.
All of this together means that Tarzan is most likely still a teen by the events of the movie.
TLDR: Tarzan can't have been with the gorillas since it would mean he would be kicked out, no matter what, and that the females would have to initiate, which they only do to the head gorilla(Kerchak). Unless they are his daughters which means if they mate they would also be kicked out with the mated male. It is also likely that Tarzan is between 15-20 years old.
PS this also means the Kerchak was actually really overly kind to his family because it likely means he didn't try to chase off the males when they became of age. So he was willing to protect his whole family even if there was a chance that some of them would over throw him.
DAD, NO PLEASE! or only illegal minds will find this funny
Did I Find a glitch in the Matrix?
I think this is the firat time the thumbnail wasnt in the video
Where the heck's the thumbnail?!
It's actually a good plot if your brother got reanimated with a mind of his own and joins you in a quest for revenge before he rests in peace
Nice segue! 0:05 "But holdup!"
I hope Jeanie was joking about the nonces being ok bc they identifying kids
She was explaining their reasoning. She did not say it was okay as in it's acceptable but as in they think it's okay
Why the hell is no one else talking about this? That was said completely monotone with no explanation or condemnation. Either she or both support it or the editor is doing them a major disservice.
I mean she’s a big anime fan ... 2+2=4.
@@chris909090 no. I like anime and am completely against that shit. But I'm a sane person.
When your so early, the thumbnail changed.
@@Dethmeister I watched the whole vid just looking for the part from the thumbnail. Kinda pissed tbh
@@uselessprotaganist7444 Shoujo Ramune
@@92rumar92 I know the hentai, I meant the meme reaction.
@@uselessprotaganist7444 Same! We have been bamboozled!
7:30 my parents would've just said " yeah, that's why no presents this year"
I still remember one year there were a lot of tsunamis so apparently Santa was helping them and didn't have the resources to make the presents so I got a wrist rest for a computer keyboard. I was 6 ,I didn't use a computer.
I think I've only gotten Santa presents once and everything was wrong. I guess it was my parents way of teaching me people are unreliable.
For anyone wondering what the "Offbrand anime" Is in the thumbnail it is Shoujo Ramune
"To ride them"
Ah, Jeanie. You have no idea how right you are.
Fortunately I live in Iowa where 16 is legal.
4:38 legend has it his dad was actually dio this whole time
whoever edits these videos is my kind of guy tbh
Apparently the thumbnail of Shoujo Ramune didn't make the cut?
Yeah it had one thumbnail when I started I finished watching it now has another thumbnail that I never saw on the video wonder what that's about don't need I'll be watching and see if I missed it somehow
Thumbnail is Shoujo Ramune episode 1. You're welcome
Dam already knew that but surprised there weren't more comments
@@dragonlord7015 probably cuz a lot of people just click on to the notification without looking and the thumbnail wasn't featured.
Did anyone else notice how Henry’s sleeve keeps vibrating because he has a fan on him?
6:37 sometimes i really worry about them like- wheres your common knowledge😭😂
Wait did Jeannie seriously say pedophiles are okay 4:20
She'd probably change her speech if a "nice" pedo was involved with her child.
@@nevergrewup5430 yep you never grew up
No she wasn't serious at any point during that comment! She was joking about how you can technically identify as anything now a days, and get your way.
@@volkskrieg8735 Well that's on you then, if you wanna believe that Jeannie is literally sympathizing with pedos, in a random joke video on CZcams.
There's a reason why that hyena is on the other side of the fence
To protect it from the humans?
Surprisingly hyenas are not as aggressive as lion king made them out to be specifically the males they are very docile
Also yes to protect him from the humans
That thumbnail tho. Mxr is a man of culture I see
Sheep meat, including mutton (old), is increasingly only retailed as "lamb", so it's not necessarily calf, although younger means more tender, so it often is.
I just bought a ridge wallet with discount code MXR.
does it have a coin pouch?
Last time I was this early Jeannie didn't find panda's cute
Impossible
CZcams asked me to rate this video.. So i gave it 5 stars and said it was heartwarming
12:42 this is an old mene there is a video on the MxR Plays channel that has this same meme,
I don't know which but I know it's there
Can you link the meme itself ?