Triple H couldn't get his eyes off of them until he touched them
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Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
BGM: davidcuttermusic.com/ - Komedie
11:16 -- that moment when you realize the guy in the commercial is an assassin (he's aiming his rifle out of a hotel room window in the background at the end of the commercial).
Wtf I just realized that
*OH NO*
“good eye”
Henry: has child.
Jeannie: "Don't you do it!"
Henry: *throwing said child in the air on the patio roof of their home* "Do what?"
Baby Immersion: *sails over balcony* first words, "BUT IS IT IMMERRRRRRRRssssssssiiiiiiiiive."
names for kid: boy: M'ersion ... girl: Imersi
Remember the Fallout 4 mod which replaces mini nukes with babies? Now that I think about it, didn't he get a Fat Man from a mail unboxing at one point?
Oh yeah. It's all coming together.
What if they have a daughter called recorder
The speed that Jennie says NO! 😂
Still need wide dancing Jeannie paired with “Dig a tunnel”
How will they show credita
Ram Quait they could put it as the background for their patreon tile
Triple H or The Rock?
5:45 Thats why fucking deserve i laught at that
8:53 German killed me
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The world may be terrible but it's all okay for a moment cos that little girl is so happy to have a puck.
Yeah, that made me happy, that's rare for me.
Feels
@Richard Davis that’s beautiful man
To be fair the world is terrible even with that happy child, happiness is a construct that will soon be beaten out of her by her government and media sources. Yeah I am fun at parties!
@Sean Brown cool, you sound like my cousin and my inner thoughts.
Jeannie would have seen a lot worse stuff than what David Blaine did if she pushed through her Med career
Sir how did that lightbulb get stuck up your ass
ah, yes! A Scrubs Episode
There's no lost and found, but there's a butt box
Having done 4 tours of duty in Afghanistan, there's very little that shocks me anymore, thank God for VET.tv
Commenting Creatively somebody’s colon mustve had a great idea lololol
When henry says he fed his venus fly trap ham
Jeannie: "Let me guess it died early"
Didn't Jeannie overfeed her hamster causing it to die early as well?
OOF!
dude..
Well she doesn't deserve pets then.
@@hellborne7995 hamsters supposed to be fat
@@fattyjaybird7505 Hamsters are supposed to be fat... smoothbrain
Henry: That must be like getting tackled by an NFL quarterback...
Me: of all the positions in football...next you're gonna say something about the millenium falcon
I was like huh! when he said QB lol
@@agent4140 LOL, ikr. I mean, I've been hit by a qb, but it's not exactly something you need to be afraid of. Was I hit? Yes. The real question is, who went down? Hint: he did...hard...
It’s legitimately the position that’s least likely TO tackle someone....
@@irrationalreality8276 QB or the kicker, really. The COACH is more likely to tackle you than either of those two.
I came to the comments hoping this had blown up the way Henry's millenium falcon comment did. But alas, I guess MxR's viewer demographics is low on sports fans. lol
Jeannie: *Freaks out over screwdriver stabbing*
Me: Good thing she became a streamer and not a doctor...
@@silverotter14 ah. that's what it was. all I knew was it was pointy and very stabby.
Yeah, imagine being this freaked out over a magic trick and thinking you could be a doctor (or nurse for that matter).
Plenty of people who study medicine are initially grossed out by dead bodies, blood, screwdrivers impaling your hand etc.......over time they get used to it. Obviously there are people who are not affected at all but that is quite a small percentage.
I was initially disgusted by splattered meaty muscles and brains being shaved off the pavement. I don't care much anymore.
She wanted to be a paediatrician not a surgeon 🤦🏾♂️
15:24 that horse is a simp but tbh if someone that looked like that tried to mount me I would also make it easier
*insert Henry face here*
same here.
That's a mare too, so it's a girl simping on another
I think Triple H just wished he'd given her that pearl necklace.
My hand Slipped and o no lol
@the missile skud He was actually married or engaged to Stephanie McMahon by this point. I believe.
@@DarthTach then its evidence he has a type
"I'm here to plough your daughter"
This will be my go-to phrase from now on, solely for the purpose of reactions :D
How's that working out for you?
@@spk1121 Well, I am yet to encounter a random man to say that to xD there is little in the ways of opportunity here.
For those who don't know, the trick with the guy stabbing into his hand is that there is a channel of scar tissue there. However, just a hole through the hand is super tame compared to the original trick; probably the earliest person doing this kind of thing made channel of scar tissue through his torso so he could no-joke stab an entire sword through himself front-to-back as a "magic trick".
But how?
@@turtlegamer2300 step 1: be crazy step 2: stabby stabby! It's just as bad as you might imagine it to be.
Again, a wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to Crusade!!
Hmm . . .
The crusades failed.....
YES :D
@@nigmonster
No they didn't. They helped this channel a lot of times.
Is what a 30 year old virgin premature ejaculator says after finally having had sex with a girl.
Henry: wouldn't that be a flattering compliment
Jeannie: no
Henry: but what if it was triple h
Triple H nose
ehh, wtf
Of course she doesn't think it would be flattering. ... She's Asian.
@@azazelRising72 Augmented Flames unlocked --> 50% more burn damage
@@azazelRising72 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really loved the music this episode - keep up with that calming lofi!
Where's the sauce
I mean
song?
I've seen that needle trick countless times and I still tense up every time. You'd think I'd get used to it by now, but apparently not lol.
Sorry Henry but no girl has ever complimented me for been quick :(
maybe try being quick at something else
Didn't notice the mistake just had the auto fill thanks
Be sure to be quick at pulling out lol
@@UncommonSense-wm5fd it was just a joke, but ok
@Blood it's a joke I don't have sex
Being tackled by an NFL quarterback probably wouldn't be too bad.
I'd be more worried if it was a linebacker. Those are some beefy boys.
I still don't. get it
No I can think of worse. Being leveled by the punter, or place kicker.
@@ray_isback9116 Quarterbacks don't tackle anyone. Their job is just to throw the ball, and sometimes run it. They're generally a lot less beefy than the rest of the team.
I accidentally clicked on this comment as he said it
6:28 I get the same feeling from select battles in Bay-blade with Sagittarius. One of my personal best feelings from that show.
"That must be like getting tackled by an NFL quarterback!"
Lol SPORTS!
😂 😂😂
I too, am a fan of sportsball
Hah for a second I thought it was an offhand comment he made when not concentrating on word choice, but THEN I realized it was super important and literally 300 people should run to the comments and point it out by creating 300 separate threads of posts.
It's possible he purposely says things slightly wrong so a bunch of people will massively increase his interaction statistics thereby increasing his income.
Or possibly he was distracted by his beautiful gf or already looking at the next meme on the page
The german word for cat is Katze if anyone was curious
Oder mushi.
(but that's an entirely different kind of cat) XD
As a german i can say, i never heard of "Stardenburdenhardenbart". The only part of this word, that is even an actual word, is "bart" which means beard.
(Me, German) "Stardenburden" sounds like "Stauffenberg" for me. That's similar and (at least) a second german "word". But yeah, it's totally nonsense. Kinda like "superkalifragilistischexpialigetisch".
Yeah I haven't either. It's probably something they made up as a joke.
If it's actually an animal call, English has a bunch of them, too, which aren't actually normal words, just sounds that catch certain species attention.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stardenburdenhardenbart It seems to exist, somehow.
@@wizardsummoner9124 yeah but only if you read urban dictionary and think you have a source of education at hand...
the word does not exist in german.. and no, it also does not exist as an "animal call" .. it's made up bullshit and arguing with germans about that makes you look kinda resistant to learning and living in reality...
srsly people thinking urban dictionary is education and tweets are news is what's wrong these days
Congrats on 1.2 Mil 👍🥳
Did the end of that “eye vital lenses” commercial have the guy aiming his rifle out of a balcony window?
In the beginning of every MxR Plays video's
Henry: Jeannie
Jeannie: Yeahhhh
Stardenburtenhardenbart is in fact not a german word, It's just gibberish someone made up.
Germangibberish
Yhea I was about to comment that I've never heard anyone say that. (I'm a 19 year old German)
@mr nom - No because other words make sense, this "word" means nothing anywhere in the world.
Could it just be like "sooie/sooy/suey" used for pig calls in English? Animal calls tend to just sound like words, but not actually mean anything. Sometimes they're unique to a particular animal species, or group of farmers.
@@Dr.Fluffles Nah, it's literal gibberish. The only "german" part of it is the ending, -bart. Which is the german word for beard.
Thas Wild Frank with the Otter! You should check him, he’s great showing and teaching about animals!
I got a little too angry when Henry said “like being tackled by a Quarterback... “ imma pretend he meant cornerback at least.
Quarterbacks are the one's that yell 'FORE!' as they sweep in front of the birdie, right? I'm pretty sure those guys tackle too.
I thought quarterback was the part of the cow that has the rump and such
Dammit Henry! Not again.
that's not a real word is it
He's talking about Rugby ofc, those are actual tackles, nfl mostly has grabs
0:15
Henry: "How is this cold and mine is warm?"
Jeannie: "Because mine is awesome"
Henry: * Switching drinks *
He said getting tackled by an NFL Quarterback...maybe he meant the rarity of that actually happening b/c I can almost 100% guarantee getting tackled by an NFL Quarterback wouldn't hurt NEARLY as bad as getting rammed by a deer that is in full on REEE mode.
I've seen the kind of damage hitting a deer does to a car, there's no way a quarterback - even one in full gear - could do half that damage.
It was only a glancing blow so I think the comparison could be a valid one.
It's possible he's talking about Rugby tho, there are quarterbacks in Rugby too
Won't lie the thumbnails get me every time😂😂
one of the immersive content ive watched so far for this channel
a lot of over-reactions too!!
noice
Im jaded af but that clip of the little kids and the hockey pucks, almost got me.
Its why hockey is the best sport :) Hockey players are down to earth types :)
@@michaelriddick7116 facts
Yesterday most of our town didn't have wifi because of a storm, and today we went to a hotel, so now I get to watch 2 new mxr vids in 1 day, epic mode
I had a storm yesterday as well. the entire electrical system was frelled for quite a while. I wasn't home for most of the stormy event, but I was still in the storm.
"Just complain, that's what you do in America."
- Yep, you should always pay extra money for something to not get it.
Maybe he was being legit?
_Jeannie having empathy for a mosquito_
Meanwhile the mosquito be like: t(o.o)t
Dieee mosquito
Wasn't Jeannie gonna be in the medical field? Why does she have such a visceral reaction to shark objects puncturing skin?
Hey it's a pretty healthy way of reacting to things xD
Probably because she knows how serious having a blade completely pierce through your hand is she is disturbed seeing someone willing do it. Doesn't help that even though it's fake he makes it look so real.
Super Smexy Santa Alter because it is actually real. If you see how he does it, the trick is literally that he has pierced that exact spot so many times that it’s calloused and won’t bleed
@@andrewj1216 Damn.
Baby shark?
They guy robbing the place....its not about his belt being loose...he accidently threw his gun over the counter
And the magazine fell out
He also didn't wear gloves, what an idiot lol his finger prints are all over the gun 😂
No it caught on his shirt, that's why you're supposed to clear your shirt if you're appendix drawing
It's about the fact that he failed at every step of the attempt, from losing his gun , to failing to get over the counter, to the stupid kick at the door as he ran, and the fact he left with nothing but a handful of his pants falling at his ankles. I'd say he'd have been better off if he had just sold the gun, but he'd probably would've fucked that up too.
"Give me you- (drops the gun) forgiveness!
Now that was a SICK magic trick!... And NO, I wouldn't ask to touch a woman's, especially Eve Torres, pear necklace! 🚫
*_10:52_*
*_Me in marksmanship trying to make an excuse for having zeros on my target_*
8:52 As a German i can confirm that I have never heard the word ever in my life before
The HHH joke fails in that no sensible person would touch real pearls with their bare fingers.
Yes, I was that much fun at that one party I ever was.
Watching in 144p in 6-10sec intervals because of a Storm in my area so bad cellphones having a hard time Worth it tho and just an excuse to watch it again later keep up the great work you 2!
I did that "magic trick" by mistake a couple of decades ago.
I was taping Drywall in a house under construction. I was nearly done when I realized I'd left one of my tools on the 2nd floor, so I jogged up the stairs to get it.
A couple of steps from the top I slipped on some debris & fell forward. I put my hands out to catch the edge of the top step.
The funny part is I'd been up & down those stairs half a dozen times that day...
and never noticed that there was a dropped 1.5" drywall nail with the head caught in the join of 2 boards on the top so the point was sticking up.
I sure noticed it when I fell though... as it tented the skin on the back of the hand up 1/2 inch.
What was the magic part of my trick?
I didn't hit any veins or arteries
Oh yeah and that I pulled it out with my other hand without breaking every window in the house when I yelled.
Does anyone reading this know the unique feature of Drywall nails???
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For those that don't know, Drywall nails are "ring fluted" over their length (basically the whole nail is barbed) to prevent them from accidentally pulling out.
What if you did that and she actually was the type of girl to want you to touch them imagine the sad face
"...like getting tackled by an NFL Quarterback." LOL
Drew Brees comes in with a strip six
i am dead 😂
SPORTS!
Yeah getting absolutely destroyed by johnny manziel 😂😂
Tom brady with the sack
14:05 i saw a similar magic before. It can be done by avoiding the vital nerve and muscle or something.
8:51 that cat is just reacting to how aggressive German sounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a German, i can swear i never heard that word before. Also a cat is eine Katze
Isn’t it a way to get the attention of animals and not actually meant to be real german?
I speak german too and also never heard of it bevore xD
@@manubra5853 the description did say it's originally from German language
@@Cibbic Who cares what some urban dictionary description says? It's not a german word. Not even german phonetics.
The important thing was he said it in the German tone of voice, the words aren’t important. Anyone speaking German sounds angry as fuck. That cat was probably scared shitless.
I literally clicked on this video before I got the notification
That grenade landing in the pocket on that pool table in that game (it's Rainbow 6: Siege, btw) is one hell of a throw considering that's a second-story window he threw the frag through.
The eye drop commercial had the guy pointing the gun out the window in the end 🤣
I'm from germany too, but i don't know this word " stardenburdenhardenbart" and never heard this word. This word is just nonsense!
That girl on the stairs definitely was a friend of Cotton-Eye Joe's.
I remember seeing that little girl on the news. That puck made her so happy. 😃 everyone in the room went awwww
Jennie giving that I want babies now look after the little girl got the puck
Jeannie bot, get to work!
Henry: "That must be like getting tackled by an NFL quarterback"
Henry, quarterbacks are the ones who get tackled
@Xero the deer looking one
He's talking about Rugby ofc, they have quarterbacks there and is probably more closer to getting hit by a deer than in nfl
you know he gave her his own pearl necklace after the interview
I’ve accidentally done the hand thing before no blood just a small metal beam from those really old LEGO wheel parts going through my hand and I didn’t even notice till I went to pick something else up it’s actually really cool
Keep on keeping on you two go well together great banter
"That's like being tackled by an NFL Quarterback"
Literally any defensive position: Am I a joke to you
So is no-one going to talk about how the grenade landed PERFECTLY into the hole in the pool table?
I wanna know what damn game it was from...
@@TheGreatJon rainbow six seige
*MASSIVE POWER MOVE* FROM TRIPPLE H. Not only did he 'explain' why he looked down and was distracted but he also got to look like a huge troll AND if you look closely he moved his left hand so he could get a better look at her PEARLS. *A TRUE MAN OF CULTURE*
that piercing thing is what mystics and fakir of old used to do to, they basically pierce themselves a little at a time in various places over years to build scar tissue tunnels. then they can insert swords through their abdomen and all sorts of crazy shit
"I didn't know horses would do that for you." If they're well trained they do.
The horse was like: "You are pathetic, let me help you."
Lost my sh*t when the kid bounced the bottle into its own face!
Just wanted you to know I finally subscribed (sorry, I tought I had before) and that "stardenburdenhardenbart" is not german, it's just sounds like something a german would say in an WWII-Movie.
Anyone can do the one with the ice pick, it takes practice and a high threshold for pain. I used to do it with pin and needles that kids brought from home. Eventually the blood vessels will go around that spot hence no blood. But like I said it takes a lot of time and practice otherwise you'll end up bleeding all over the place. It helps if your blood vessels are visible through your skin also. There's courses you can even take to teach you how. But it's not for people squeamish or faint at the drop of a hat.
The last time I was this early I couldn't find out what the sauce was
Eve torres ?
That hockey player is just setting the scene for 16 years later... fact.
Tru
That ping ping one had me in tears lol🤣
it is insane how patient those rhino sized units are
And this is the real reason Jeannie switched careers. LUL
anyone know the background music?
I get it
Freddie Dredd - Viva não mais
10:46 the way he turns around made laugh for some reason
I like that they were too busy talking about the hole punch trick to notice the ad ends with him aiming the rifle out of a hotel window.
First video I've ever heard henry say 'our daughter' instead of 'my daughter'
13:28 Yes, Jada, we know Will is the only one not allowed to "plunge his knife" into you.
Oof. Yeah, I was like aww like how happy he was before the betrayal...and his face became a meme.
13:25 That's called geek magic. It's from the old carnivals side shows. The geeks were people without physical abnormalities, so they made their bread by doing incredible/disgusting acts. Some just bit the heads off chickens, but other developed trick build around hurting themself without permanent damage. Hammering nails into their nostrils, ice picks through their hands and so on.
There is no trick. They actually do those things. There is nothing mystical about it, simply a deep knowledge about the human body and iron nerves and self discipline needed to go through with it and bear the pain. Like I said it's really "simple".
It's still really impressive even if you know how it's done.
With every video I grow more relieved Jeannie gave up on the medical field
ummm did they totally miss the end of the shooter one??? the guy was literally aiming a gun out an apartment window!!!! Assassin confirmed?
probably a former black-ops soldier.
Notification gang
i don't have notifications just pressed on it as soon as it was uploaded lmao
Dude, in the commercial at the end it show the guy trying to snipe somebody off lol
12:08 Meanwhile if not hundred or thousands of people have already done it on "Got Talent" show. Also big difference between when you push it slowly rather than forcefully.
I wouldn't be able to stop staring at those either...
Anyway this will probably be lost in a sea of comments, but if anyone does see this, I hope you will have a good day and are staying safe. :)
I jus learned that Henry's greatest love is Gatorade nd also realized he's drunk everythng but gatorade on camera
*Hmm!*
>>Cat ignores me
>>Starts playing Rammstein to get its attention
Venus FT are carnivores though....Henry feeding it ham is a good thing lol
Wait, did no one notice that grenade go in the hole before exploding?
Just me?
Ok. . .
I know everybody wanted it to be true but unfortunately Stardenburdenhardenbart is not a German word.
Source: I am German
I can confirm XD
Ganz genau 😁😁
Hä Laber kein BS das ist doch eine... Gängige Floskel
I laughed so hard when I saw the fake definition website!
Stardenburdenhardenbart ist geil. Source: I'm not German.
That stardenburdenhardenbart shit is hilarious to me, I dont know if the cat responded because it worked and it understood him or because it was about to jump out of its fur from the abrupt change in his tone.
I'm subbed already, geez!
6:38 Poor Jeannie literally has no idea what he's talking about.
This thread should be called “what are the chances” instead
I can only imagine Jeannie playing Outlast after that reaction 😂😂😂
16:23 haha the SWIFTEST NO hahahhaa
"tackled by an NFL quarterback...." you aren't familiar with the sport are ya?
It's all SPORTBALL!
I think he only knows basketball. Lmao
well at least he didn't say, "tackled by a kicker".
To be honest, of all the players on the field, the quarterback is probably the one who would make the most similar impact than what the dog did.
Probably way way worse but not nearly as bad as linemen and linebackers.
So he said something kinda not wrong trying to be hyperbolic.
@@duranpredur1098 Except it was a deer, so he should have said something like linemen
Jeannie was screaming at the clip that might have shown blood
Didn’t she want to be a dr
Touche
well you can be squeamish about this shit but when shit hits the fan be totally ok.
We need the crusade to show her the way.
Maybe it was her parents that wanted her to be a Dr. 🤷♀️
Samantha Cousland With Asian parents it’s doctor or concert pianist / violinist.
8:45, yeah, I lost it right there too 🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe she wanted to be a doctor. As a nurse I have always found such situations hilarious. :)