She came on very strong, but this man's response was absolutely perfect
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Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
BGM: davidcuttermusic.com/ - Komedie
Jeannie hears a cricket: "I'm out"
Also Jeannie sees a rat: "no problem"
T o be fair the rat was in someone elses house. The cricket was in their own. Social distancing you know...
Also Jeannie with moth....
One was real. One was pixels on a screen.
My dad's the same way
Because cricket is smaller and quicker also you want see it coming when it suddenly lands on you also also rats run away and scurry on the ground crickets jump
Henry: *asks a question*
Jeannie: "think about the statement you just made"
Me: 😐
Being pedantic and missing the point.
But without violence how the heck do we crusade for the queen?
@@sirbarryoftacoboyz i think you just broke the matrix :)
9:05 is my video lol. please believe
16:02 She Came on very strong, but this man's response was absolutely perfect
Thank U gad
Pssh. Why didn't he remove his jeans so she could try them on?
Suace?
@@WANDERER921 no pls no
@@patrickheard3650 Stopping being an asshole when someone wants to get them a nut.
"cause everyone watches these at 3 AM in the morning"
me: looks at clock
clock: almost 3 AM here in Germany
me: that's some black magic f**ery she pulled there
Halts maul
RIGHT!? i was like they do not... *looks at pc clock* 2: 45 am......HOW!!??
Well, 3PM for me, but close enough since that's still 3
Ich gucke es heute und wir haben genau 3 Uhr wtf alter 😂😂😂😂😂
Sonofabitch...2:56 here
Cat's will fight upside down sometimes so they can grab with front paws and claw mercilessly with back paws.
Kangaroo kick jutsu
Right. It's a defensive position for sure but by no means was that submission. Little dude was ready to go.
Front paws = arms
Back paws = legs
paw = hand / legs?????
Also known as the stroke my belly then attack your arms
I can confirm from experience my cat flips over suddenly when im petting her and proceeds to turn my arm into ribbons
“Did you get it”
“No.”
“ANGRY PANDA NOISES*”
Having this girl and Marzia in the same room would be epic.
Where Henry jumped i jumped because when he said “giant cockroach” I imagined it coming out as well
Jeannie: *cleary knows it’s a cricket*
Henry: “oh wait it is”
Jeannie: 👁👄👁
Is Jeanie affraid of bugs or something? Why?
What she must think at night in the country? When you can hear thousands of them all around you. Lol
Valo
*That's why Jeannie puts her legs up , because a cricket hopped onto her leg last time*
Yep
Jeanie is Blathers from Animal Crossing.
Yo we crusading crickets now
Cricket crusaders
Sounds like either an English sports team or a chibi knockoff of Jon where they are kids and hunt bugs with big nets cuz dats what Dey do in Japan
Ad: *Plays 'Raid Shadow Legends'*
Me: *about to 'skip ad'*
Ad: *Jeannie reacting with other CZcamsrs*
EXACTLY but that's the only time Jeannie shows up I'm like WTF u get this great advertisement resource and u use it for a split second
I also had that moment when I clicked on the video.
same
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that amazing ad
Bruh yeah
When Henry said quarantine activities he looked at the screen as if to tell men what he really means.
Cat was just pulling guard, there are plenty of viable chokes from guard.
100% truth
Straight ufc shit
Biting is Haram.
Obviously was trying to play his rubber guard
2:39 Jeannie: what good is a man who can't catch a cricket
Me: Who the fuck is scared of a gosh darn cricket... Just punch it and it will die. Just like everything else.
@@livedandletdie I read that as "Just punch it and you will die". I uh... I'm gonna blame the sleep deprivation
@@livedandletdie Ya'll ever just swat a home invader and shoot a fly?
Slap a murderer with a newspaper and stab a bee
Jeannie*
Thot: "Your remind me so much of him"
Man: "Well he is my uncle so its in the genes"
Thot: "Let's get in your Jean's"
Man: " These are shorts"
Destruction 100
"Destruction 100". No, that happens AFTER the clip >.^
@@lawless911sc You right
but then they fucked anyways
@@Anonymous8830 why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Name of vid?
Henry: Why does everyone watch these videos at 3am in the morning?"
Me: Because 3am only happens in the morning.
"Does she have a rooster?"
"No thats bread"
"No... like"
"No.. thats bread" 🤣😂🤣
The deadass straight face he had 🤣😂
“They cannot help it: dogs eat trash,”
Well Alinity’s does at least.
honest to goodness poor doggo
She had it trained well. Always sniffing up her cooch.
C'mon even trash can be used to recycle, that bi- tho- THING can't
No No. It's her cat that eats the trash.
I hate and love this at the same time.
geanie:we have a 4 year old upstairs
me: what oh they live in a condo
Brighton BariNwizug Jeannie* sorry
I want to know who spells Jeannie with a g never met a real geni
Someday, but not today
One day...
@@greyarea805 Thats an Epic Npc with 0,000199% chance of appearing
I love how the one who runs away from the cricket sounds indignant that the other person has not caught it yet
Jeanie was so terrified she froze like monaka did. That clip definitely startled me hahah
“What kind of world would this be without violence.”
-Henry
Well spoken
A world with religion or possessions. XD
@@markchristensen23 religion is like the third or forth biggest cause of war...
@@arningroenewald156 What are the top 3?
@@markchristensen23 economic gain and territorial gain. Religion is number 3
@@arningroenewald156 Economic gain and territorial gain are both possessions. Plus, many of those have been incited by religion, as well.
14:54 Is nobody going to say anything but home boys singing voice? Falsetto like that takes *mad* talent.
nuru666 where is this from that’s a great voice even for a meme
Thats a pretty good belting
@Isfet Shadow and not sound like shit? I doubt that.
This kid isn't making a TikTok video he's trying to kill his gran for his inheritance, he's just disguising it as a TikTok. 14:01
"because everyone watches this at 3am in the morning" I look over at the clock, 2:57am >.>
On god, it’s 02:57 right now💀😭
(Here in Luxembourg EU)
was 2.55AM for me
Jeannie: What's the cricket doing!?
Henry: it's just sitting there MENACINGLY
Jeannie has been apart of the dark side for a while now but this time of isolation is causing it to show little by little
Which one is jeanie?
Which one is jeanie?
@@TowkayCC do I really need to answer this?
@@TowkayCC the one trying to hide the corruption
Do you mean "a part" or "apart"?
Cats kick like rabbits. also singing breaks them momentarily
"well let's get on your genes" "no these aren't jeans they are shorts"
Best comeback ever
@BaldBippy
Why is it sad that this is from a porno?
It doesn't matter, the comeback was fucking golden.
@BaldBippy I am certain they know it is from porn, they are both adults. There is a reason they clickbaited it and put it in the end of the video.
@@Frozander R/woosh
But is there sauce?
Henry: who would watch this at 3AM in the morning?
A person somewhere in the world: Oh boy 3AM! *grabs phone to watch videos*
I'd laugh but it's literally like 2:30am as I'm watching this.
I stayed up till 7 am just to prove him wrong!
I really should just go to sleep
Bruh thats my life
I play games until 4am so.....its a slight difference.
Who watches this at 3 am
Me:Awww damnit 😓
Jeannie: "Did you get it?"
Henry: devilishly say no
Lmao.
Henry: Thats a vibe
Jeannie: THATS A MOOD
OMG I jumped so bad at the dustmop....lol these are hilarious!
12:35 apparently cats lie on their back so they can use all their limbs to fight
Yup, it's not a submissive position as it would be with dogs. Cats use that position to grab a neck and kick with the back legs to open up the belly while biting the neck (thats why cats and kittens perform kitty/bunny kicks on toys). Also, cats have a flap (called primordial pouch) over their belly that protects it from those kicks.
"Who Watches these at 3 AM in the morning"
Patrick: "Oh boy, 3 AM!"
*cough*4am*cough*
hahaha, it's 3:15 here :)))
@@salankiandrei5944 same
Ha! I watch this at 2:47AM because I am responsible.
3:39 boiz
I'm watching this at 3:00 a.m. in the morning & that's the only time you get left alone to watch this!!
The kid doing the "trust fall" got the "memo", he just didn't trust the people behind him. Lol
Jeannie turning into a sailor when the cricket shows up was the funniest part of this vid 😂
Correction: A dad
Hahahahah
Kenpachi Fried Chicken
@@brown_sugar_da_rapper That's my name, don't wear it out!
I like that pfp my good friend
6:35 that actually scared the absolute shit out of me. i jumped so hard.
these are all good memes tho. i like
Ikr that was scary
Sinsanatis I threw my phone 5 ft away
Imagine seeing that on a 72" plasma. 😱
Dropped my phone on my face
I was like ratatouille
The Cat with the dude singing brought me to tears 😂😂😂.
I love these! Thanks MxR and Jeannie!
"Try not to laugh: HARD MODE" - Trying not to laugh at people doing 'Try not to laugh' challenges. Not only do have to survive the various clips, but you have to survive all the crazy faces people make when they are trying to hold in laughter.
~JD
But i do that all the time when markiplier uploads one and dont laugh!
@@Nezha_Main too true
Jeannie puts up with all of Henry's shit: Still here
Cricket in the house
Jeannie: NO NO NO I'M OUT
Rett Bull would’ve hopped out like that frog 🐸 quicker than a hiccup 🤣 I’d pay to see that
why are you scared of a criket... I'ts a fucking criket it's not gonna do anything.
Zech0 Women
@@Aegis-_- nah my mom and sister are not scared of crikets.. might be because where I live scropions don't even scare us anymore.
@@dimyxer5913 Australia?
Henry: "is that the only time to watch these videos?"
*Looks at clock*
Clock: 3:31AM
Man:
Goat:
Man: "c'mon" makes goat sounds
Goat:
Man: "yo, I guess my goat doesn't want to..."
Goat: *"FUS RO DAH!!!"*
Geanie: “I’M BAB-!”
*_[MENACING CRICKET AURA]_*
“OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Also Geanie to Henry:"KILL IT BEFORE IT LAY EGGS!!"
“JEANNIE”
“JEANNIE”
Shouldn't she be like: "Kill it with Fire! For the love of my Sleep!"
Hey that says 18 mins ago and vid 5 mins old so ye
The girl from the thumbnail/end of video is Sarah Jessie
:D
You sir, is a HERO.
Legend!!🥺
Yes, time for research
my hero
It's 5 am and I'm rolling around laughing hysterically, because of the grandma part.
She: "He's probably cheating on me right now :("
He and the Boys: 11:54
She would be relieved, and disappointed. 😅
The cricket scared the queen
Boys it's time to crusade
DEUS VULT
@Boi Begone heretic!
@@lukum55 boi was that cricket
We ride at dawn
how the hell are you gonna crusade against a cricket? it cannot be catched and its nowhere to be found at all
Got two Raid: Shadow Legends ads with footage of the Lord and Lady's trip while watching this... Yay monetization!
"3 AM in the morning."
Henry, When else is 3AM, if not in the morning?!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Love you guys, by the way!!!!
Wow i rewatch this two times exactly at 3 in morning 😂
7:50: That was a Dovagoat. Ya know, like the Dovadeer and Dovacows!
that's a male sheep
FUS RO BAAAA
it's just a male sheep bruh
So
The Stalker bruh bruh bruh bruh
Moth: Hi MxR, I’m a huge f- *Jeannie Runs*
Cricket: Oh man! The Panda Que- *Jeannie Runs*
Me: *Starting to think Jeannie is afraid of bugs*
The one guy holding the cat while singing has got some vocals on him. He's really talented.
8:33 Henry: "Is that God?"
Arianna Grande: "Yoooouuuu know that goood is an Aaasiaan."
16:11
the girl name was Sarah Jessie
don't thank me. Thanks Google image search
The worst girl to gives us sauce mhm
@@Thughunter2023 uh how bad was it z.z
Very bad, i really hate it and i regret reading it out of my curiousity
@@Thughunter2023 aight thanks for your sacrifice!
@@Nezha_Main nah he just a butthurt normies who hate it cause the book was better than twilight saga
When the rat comes
Me: * jumps *
Phone: bai bai
LoL i accidentally closed CZcams ...
I actually yelled out loud.
I smashed my knee on the desk o,0
Jeannie was fine with the cricket for 5 seconds and then was like “I’m out”
that sweepinh under the fridge got me. good. it woke me up. watching these videos to get me to sleep. now i'm wide awake at 0400 am. thanks.
Anyone who scares their grandmother is asking for trouble, it's all fun and games untill she has a heart attack.
Solid assumption that's what his plan was, remove the mirror and no evidence. Plus he screamed to heighten the terror.
Hey, that inheritance won't come to you itself
Sorry grandma, student loans wont pay for themselves
Henry: Who watches this at 3 am?
Patrick: *Oh boy, 3 am!*
0:56 I actually flinched LMAO HOW DID I GET SCARED BY AN EGG
I'm legit watching this at 3:38 in the morning because I can't sleep.
Henry: How do they know we're watching this at 3am
Jeannie: Cuz everyone is watching at 3am
Me: *Looks at clock* Well damn, it's 2:30am. Close enough
nearly 2am here
2:43am... huh.
I cant be the only one who likes Jeannie's normal voice over the baby one
you're not alone, soldier.
I completely agree bro, everytime I hear the voice I'm like 🙄... But if she's happy and he's happy then more power to them. And I guess I don't hate it that much since I watched the whole video lol
Her normal voice is sexy
I like both voices, and one girl having both of them is a double win. But yea I think the baby one would get old fast if that was the only one or if it got overdone.
Present!
2:33 cricket: " hey! not cool man! I love my mom!"
My wife's cats don't get near my food. Cats walk in their toilets. Some people call them litter boxes.
2:32 well great now we’re against crickets. Can’t say I blame Jeannie though.
Jeanie from cute to batshit cursing scared and running out......so adorable.
I loved most of your clips. The dog humping the show off was hilarious. Thanks guys.
"Did he not get the memo?" Ifkr😂😂
when cats go into that prone upside down position its their fighting stance
that have 4 limbs and each limb has claws so when they are on their back they get to use all their weapons.
when that dude threw the trash over the trashcans, I thought something was gonna throw it back, ngl
But if it throws it back, can u handle that
Maybe... Maybe not.
I didn’t need to get called out like that about watching this at 3am.
That headstone was grandma she had a heart attack when she saw herself in the mirror! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's what I was thinking too.
Why is Jeannie afraid of crickets? They are the most harmless insect ever.
she is scared of insects i think
They are scary when they jump right straight into your face.
@Isfet Shadow Well, I never really saw roly-polys as insects, but if you include them I guess you have a point.
Rapsy cricket says hi
@Isfet Shadow I guess this mistake comes from the English speaking people calling them pillbugs, since in Portuguese we don't call them that we end up not correlating them with insects
Jeannie: "Literally everyone watches this at 3 in the morning."
Me: "No they don't."
Me: *looks at clock*
Me: "Oh..."
6:20
Fun fact about lava:
It's actually so dense trying to swim in it would be like diving into a road. Not to mention it'll burn you at a certain range before you even touch it.
10:20 No way... I was there! I never thought I'd see this video up in your channel.
Henry: unfortunately these are not my memes, they are somebody's else's memes.
CZcams: Copyright claimed and demonized!
We shall have to exorcise it!
loving watch my lord then going to watch the queen in action slaying the zombies
For a moment, I thought you were commenting on a zombie game ad I just watched at the beginning lol
@@Im4T89 nah jeanie got twitch channel and currently playing last of us
I will also watch the Queen
So many of these are perfectly cut screams :o
Jeannie sees a cricket... would have been a perfect time to end the video xD
But crickets are like cutest of all insects...
When you get to the point where they ask who watches this at 3:00 in the morning and it just strikes three as I'm watching it.
"These are not my memes"
....
"These are somebody else's memes"
....
*A wild Jukin appears!*
Every new video Jeannie and Henry are more close, the most wholesome couple in the CZcams is becoming more and more cute
This type of immersion I cannot possess
**Cries in single language**
3:47 That cat act the exact same way my little sister did when she was trying her best to annoy me. Aah, sibling fights, the best kind of fight.
i love how he said "Oh HELL yeah!" when reaching past the beers to the bible
Henry: How do they know we're watching this at 3:00am in the morning
Me: Looking at the time on my pc saying 3:14am ....
When some (not all) cats fight, they will sometimes "flop" onto their backs or sides but not as a gesture of submission. By doing so it allows them to deploy ALL their claws, not just the front ones.
14:53 This guy's voice, though, my frikkin GOD! No wonder the cat stopped gnawing on his hand and instead stared at him and got frikkin paralyzationizer-hypnotized, like "Yo, what the FUCK, dude?!"
This Voice control is godlike. This shit's awesome.
Overbye is most likely a way Scandinavian immigrants turned their last name "Øvreby" more English-sounding.
When cats are approached by a charging attacker, they usually try to roll under them so they can bite at the throat. Look at lions hunting in Africa. A group chases the prey toward one member who does almost the exact same thing this cat did and bites the throat killing it quickly
13:38 I looked away to take a sip of water and i looked back and realized we are drinking out of the same cup
Her little voices are awesome 👏
I F-ing DIED at 8:55
That Teletubbies head lmao
woow, indeed she gets scared of the smallest things,... like that cricket
I dyed when you said "immersive" 😁
I mean, we need a count of how many times you've said this word on the channel
What color did you "dye?" Don't you mean "died" you moron?
@@ORWELL_USA it was a wordplay about the vid he commented to be "immersive". I guess he says that too often for it to be obvious
Have you seen the video? Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Been up all night watching your videos
5:10 The Forest, an absolutely great game!