The Belle Delphine Mystery & Our New Studio - H3 Podcast # 246

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  • @trendsweater2273
    @trendsweater2273 Před 3 lety +3627

    I notice that Dan did NOT get his zero gravity work station. You really need to get on that, Ethan. You know Dan deserves it.

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +22

      You expect them to buy an insane piece of equipment like that in 2 weeks? Come on

    • @KevinContrearas
      @KevinContrearas Před 3 lety +200

      @@hcaz5818 yes. yes we do 😌

    • @jamiewilson2550
      @jamiewilson2550 Před 3 lety +61

      i love dan, but honestly id rather see ethan in it

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KevinContrearas sick, next level

    • @turducken77
      @turducken77 Před 3 lety +46

      I think they’re working on it. Ethan mentioned something when they were talking about Mayo king Zach’s possibility of winning like 10,000. Can’t find the exact timestamp but Ethan said something along the lines of “You better win that money. It’s basically already spent” I think for sure they’re planning on getting one of those. These are the people who bought a Gatsby just for the goofs 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @mixtersushi
    @mixtersushi Před 3 lety +1818

    I don't know if Ethan will see this, but it looks like whatever weight loss routine he's doing right now is working. He might not see it in his waistline, but I can see the difference in his face. I'm rooting for you, dude

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 Před 3 lety +57

      I agree with this. He’s looking good

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 3 lety +62

      _we_ might not see it in his waistline because we don’t get nearly enough booty shots of him on h3 these days & I blame the wikifeet story arc

    • @capric0rpse
      @capric0rpse Před 3 lety +2

      Mhm

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 Před 3 lety +28

      It’s definitely the personal training in addition to the diet. At least I think it is and he’s just stopped talking about it. I felt bad he was almost obsessing and getting so upset and quitting after less than a week for each previous diet so I’m glad he’s found something that he can stick with and is working for him!!

    • @teacheramy4657
      @teacheramy4657 Před 3 lety +2

      I can definitely see it in his face. Hello jawline! He's looking so happy and healthy.

  • @christiangomez4810
    @christiangomez4810 Před 3 lety +703

    “I’m sorry i should’ve considered the vibe” lmaooo why is that so funny

  • @HayRoJo
    @HayRoJo Před 3 lety +921

    Ethan calls him Faze Blanks so often that I forgot that's not actually his name 😂

  • @bobbyvillarreal2560
    @bobbyvillarreal2560 Před 3 lety +1501

    The new office gave me a concern because I thought for a sec that I wouldn’t be able to hear Dan’s laugh in the background of Ethan’s mic but thank god we can still hear him, his background laugh honestly is a staple for this podcast now. With peace and love never take away Dans background laugh TY.

    • @turducken77
      @turducken77 Před 3 lety +51

      It makes me laugh more than the actual joke usually. He really should have won the laugh contest IMO.

    • @bradr9669
      @bradr9669 Před 3 lety +4

      Whose laugh is at the 41 min mark seems planted to me. With peace and love ofc

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +6

      Lols it's only there because everyone has loved it... I bet you a year ago when they were originally supposed to move to new studio it was never planned to be in the background

    • @jacqueline3782
      @jacqueline3782 Před 3 lety

      100%

    • @oddllive4138
      @oddllive4138 Před 3 lety

      yo that is so true :joy:

  • @TheRocketmaster6
    @TheRocketmaster6 Před 3 lety +3658

    Okay Ethan is actually looking really skinny now. There's no such thing as a coincidence

    • @dr.avalanche4994
      @dr.avalanche4994 Před 3 lety +107

      And in white too! Not to mention that his shirts are lot more looser than they use to be! I gotta get onto what he’s doing

    • @CSOOC
      @CSOOC Před 3 lety +163

      MONEY BABY

    • @Wanda-mh6hv
      @Wanda-mh6hv Před 3 lety +61

      @@CSOOC YEAH ETHAN MONEY BABY MONEY

    • @kalaperr
      @kalaperr Před 3 lety +5

      BRUH

    • @_memohh
      @_memohh Před 3 lety +27

      Right! He his double chin is going away!

  • @maryjanemaldonado7878
    @maryjanemaldonado7878 Před 3 lety +287

    Now my 5 year old is walking around whispering “It grows the economy.” 😭😭

    • @LanaAndHearts14
      @LanaAndHearts14 Před 3 lety +10

      This made my day. We're all going around doing this. Before I went shopping the other day I whispered that in my car lmfao.

    • @cloutelfin8323
      @cloutelfin8323 Před 3 lety +3

      AWHH LMFAO

    • @Skibidibobobeebop
      @Skibidibobobeebop Před 3 lety +3

      grows the economy

  • @d.2542
    @d.2542 Před 3 lety +825

    “Why is everyone focusing on the 16 year old what about the fucking weirdo?”
    And this is why I love Dan. Societies are built to blame the women, in every situation!

    • @g.h.7661
      @g.h.7661 Před 3 lety +26

      I adore dan so much

    • @yonicepaprika7534
      @yonicepaprika7534 Před 3 lety +1

      What’s time stamp when he talks about this?

    • @deathstr1ker6666
      @deathstr1ker6666 Před 3 lety

      No, they're built to blame those who can't spell.

    • @d.2542
      @d.2542 Před 3 lety +105

      ​@@deathstr1ker6666 I'm Turkish so I made a typo. -Atleast I don't expect everyone in the world to speak my language without an error.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf Před 3 lety +23

      At the time it happened I knew high-school girls either dating or married to 30+ year old guys so I honestly wasn’t that weirded out I just thought it was becoming a common thing. A decade later I’m like why the fuck was this such a casual thing.

  • @meaganjune6336
    @meaganjune6336 Před 3 lety +803

    Ethan saying “ugh Dan you ruin everything” is giving me such Michael Scott and Toby vibes with peace and love

  • @ellam641
    @ellam641 Před 3 lety +2180

    Mike Majlak is the type of guy you never let your friend leave with at a party....

  • @ellenforster6822
    @ellenforster6822 Před 3 lety +424

    If Dan's doctor asks why his blood pressure is so high, he should just link this episode.

  • @emme4193
    @emme4193 Před 3 lety +280

    I usually never comment on sponsors but Canva is so legit. I used it for every college presentation and every single one of my profs was blown away at the info graphics and stuff I created not knowing it was so simple. Love Canva for sponsoring.

    • @c.deville1536
      @c.deville1536 Před 3 lety +16

      I completely skipped the ad read but gonna check it out for my program this fall! Thanks for sharing this

    • @hannahkim3386
      @hannahkim3386 Před 3 lety +10

      agreed, my collegiate club uses it for social media and info graphics and it’s so easy to use but looks amazing. vouch for canva!!

    • @cl2090
      @cl2090 Před 3 lety +10

      I use it for my job. I work for Pinterest. Use it for my advertisers!!

    • @southcoast80
      @southcoast80 Před 3 lety +9

      Canva is great even the free version, use it for loads of things

    • @rainehess4322
      @rainehess4322 Před 3 lety +2

      I love Canva! I use it for my job and can’t recommend it more!

  • @ianianianianian
    @ianianianianian Před 3 lety +2217

    my first thought was “damn ethan looks good this episode” and he really does

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza Před 3 lety +912

    MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS
    4:45 - safemoon scam
    10:22 - james charles
    12:00 - the belle delphine mystery
    17:09 - mayo update
    30:20 - faze blanks & mike
    50:48 - chrissy teigen
    1:11:30 - frenemies clip
    1:15:18 - UFO's
    1:31:23 - bryce hall vs austin mcbroom

    • @idajosdal7708
      @idajosdal7708 Před 3 lety +26

      thank you so much actually hahah i couldn't find something :))

    • @adreamingwolf
      @adreamingwolf Před 3 lety +8

      nice this is what I was looking for

    • @Sweetstar00
      @Sweetstar00 Před 3 lety +3

      Bless you lol

    • @FlavioDeFeo
      @FlavioDeFeo Před 3 lety +42

      Hey man, I'm going to watch the whole thing from start to finish, but I appreciate people like you who take the time to put timestamps togehter for the community! Thanks man! 👍

    • @The__Gent
      @The__Gent Před 3 lety +5

      Thank you! We need this every week!

  • @faded3870
    @faded3870 Před 3 lety +313

    Is it me, or is anyone else noticing Ethan’s workouts actually working? He might not be slimming down fast by the waist, but his face is definitely slimming. You got this Ethan, looking good man!!

    • @b00psn00t
      @b00psn00t Před 3 lety +5

      This ^

    • @CADsAnonymous
      @CADsAnonymous Před 3 lety +9

      He’s slimming down everywhere! His profile seemed much slimmer when he was playing around and mimicking Alex Jones, he’s made such great progress!

    • @Skibidibobobeebop
      @Skibidibobobeebop Před 3 lety +2

      Noticed this when almost immediately on this episode

    • @gorygarcia9605
      @gorygarcia9605 Před 3 lety +3

      He’s losing weight because of the rails

    • @Kolek-sun-eater
      @Kolek-sun-eater Před 2 lety +2

      Ethan is gross looking.
      He's like 30 but looks 50

  • @genshinF2Play
    @genshinF2Play Před 3 lety +179

    zach : Eughh 😖 smells like a dirty sock 🤢 . . i kinda like it 😳🧐🤪
    he definitely drank the spit.

  • @Vicequeen
    @Vicequeen Před 3 lety +689

    still surprised they haven’t called him “mike may lack brain cells” lmaooo

    • @cybersucia
      @cybersucia Před 3 lety +9

      LMAOOOOO I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT

    • @chiot2875
      @chiot2875 Před 3 lety +20

      that'd be a good one if anyone knew how to say his last name, i kinda like that he's too irrelevant for anyone to know though

    • @savstras
      @savstras Před 3 lety +2

      SO GOOD

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx Před 3 lety +2881

    Trisha manifested Ethan’s skinniness by speaking about it in the beginning of every Frenemies episode. All I see now is a “skinny legend” when I look at him. Her power…his skinniness.

    • @homaralexanderxg
      @homaralexanderxg Před 3 lety +84

      Our skinineness

    • @sunleo6161
      @sunleo6161 Před 3 lety +13

      @@homaralexanderxg period

    • @marcyc1695
      @marcyc1695 Před 3 lety +23

      He is such a skinny legend I was shocked as soon as this episode started

    • @Gunkgay
      @Gunkgay Před 3 lety +19

      First thing that hit my mind was wow “skinny”

    • @mark_xvii
      @mark_xvii Před 3 lety +27

      Yes discredit Ethan’s hard work and just give all the praise to pseudoscience

  • @lilysgolden1234
    @lilysgolden1234 Před 3 lety +31

    off the rails HAS to be my favorite. the whole crew and ethan all talking with each other is so entertaining.

  • @tylerbrass4002
    @tylerbrass4002 Před 3 lety +28

    I just want to tell everybody how much I appreciate everyone involved in the show. This is literally the only show I watch regularly (TV, online, period.) Frenimies, Off the Rails, and Afterdark, they're all great, and I LOVE IT.

  • @beana42200
    @beana42200 Před 3 lety +429

    “My head is full of hotdog” should be a sound byte I scream laughed 💀

  • @indirect977
    @indirect977 Před 3 lety +837

    The best part about the new studio is how well we can hear Dans laughs.

  • @Ovoxorose
    @Ovoxorose Před 3 lety +87

    "oh god i don't wanna think about Hila when i'm off the rails" LMFAOOOOO (0:26)

    • @MScrista24
      @MScrista24 Před 3 lety +4

      Thank you for actually putting a time stamp lol

  • @sophiabatista6167
    @sophiabatista6167 Před 3 lety +75

    Just wanted to mention that Ethan is indeed becoming a skinnier legend by the episode. It seems like once he stopped doing keto and focused on eating better it's been working!! Congrats king

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d Před 3 lety

      and he's working out now

    • @pickleeggs3340
      @pickleeggs3340 Před 3 lety

      lol with keto you are eating right,plus to lose body fat you eat less calories than you burn daily

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d Před 3 lety

      @@pickleeggs3340
      There are multiplediets that work fine for different people under different circumstances, so Keto can be right but it doesn't necessarily have to be the right way...
      Depending on your activity level carbs can even be helpful and with any diet that excludes foods you have to be aware of your vitamin, mineral and fiber intake.

  • @abigails4139
    @abigails4139 Před 3 lety +867

    Can we all take a minute and point out how much thinner Ethan is, I know how hard it is to lose weight and it feels good when your hard work gets noticed!! Keep going Ethan, don't lose motivation 🤗✨✨

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 Před 3 lety +19

      yes I just commented this myself and then saw you already had! So it's not just me then! Great moves Ethan!

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual Před 3 lety +5

      I think we need a weigh-in

    • @anubisthacutest4752
      @anubisthacutest4752 Před 3 lety +5

      I agree. He should’ve started with this instead of that stupid Keto diet lol

    • @FlavioDeFeo
      @FlavioDeFeo Před 3 lety +9

      Honestly (and I know this sounds weird but it's true) he's kinda inspiring me to lose the quarantine weight!

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual Před 3 lety +2

      @@FlavioDeFeo if you wanna be inspired, follow Action Bronson's weight loss journey. He was very obese, and he's become a legit strongman and lost tons

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 Před 3 lety +203

    Ethan: “take a sniff Dan or you’re fired.”
    😭😭

  • @memama4389
    @memama4389 Před 3 lety +144

    "I don't wanna think about Hila when I'm off the rails 😩" lol she's his concsious

  • @highasduck5282
    @highasduck5282 Před 3 lety +28

    so the fact that all trisha said was 'they probably have allegations' and they go straight to 'we never did anything with underage girls' makes me think they're guilty of something bc that has to be a freudian slip

  • @Fjado
    @Fjado Před 3 lety +1360

    It's nice seeing all the guys in such clean HD instead of just Dan lmao

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +4

      You really care about that?

    • @Bekah9126
      @Bekah9126 Před 3 lety +114

      And now the cuts to them are so clean and quick and there’s no lag lol... I’m so happy! The gangs all back together and they’re OFF THE RAILS YEAH BABY FUCK

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Bekah9126 calm the fuck down it ain't that next level

    • @moh4842
      @moh4842 Před 3 lety +44

      @@hcaz5818 u big mad honey

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +3

      @@moh4842 you know it baby

  • @cillawilla444
    @cillawilla444 Před 3 lety +355

    “if mike leaned over too far, ground beef would come out of his ear” 💀💀💀

    • @brokencookie2
      @brokencookie2 Před 3 lety

      😂🤣😂 I’m weak

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna Před 3 lety +1

      I felt that didnt get the reaction it deserved lol

  • @AlexinoTheCasino
    @AlexinoTheCasino Před 3 lety +62

    that chrissy tegan segment has me dead bro. The gospel music in the back while ethan is just say damn that was viscious

  • @aaronoldchannel
    @aaronoldchannel Před 3 lety +860

    Anyone else feel hyped as F that everyone is in the same studio? 👀

    • @quinn9598
      @quinn9598 Před 3 lety +13

      For sure, it’s a hype house up in here 🤟

    • @deathstr1ker6666
      @deathstr1ker6666 Před 3 lety +7

      It's cool, but I'm not really having a kitten over it, lol

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 Před 3 lety +6

      @@deathstr1ker6666 meow 🐱

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf Před 3 lety +18

      It be more hype if Dan got his 360 desk

    • @getthegoods420
      @getthegoods420 Před 3 lety +3

      i feel weird that h3h3 did a 360, accusing someone of dating underage hypocracy just like keem star did, no scope for the L

  • @_mattsongz
    @_mattsongz Před 3 lety +750

    Dan’s energy is (as Hila and Trisha would say) “literally everything”

    • @SaaraM95
      @SaaraM95 Před 3 lety +19

      Does hila say that? Feels more like a trisha thing

    • @_mattsongz
      @_mattsongz Před 3 lety +18

      @@SaaraM95 yeah Hila’s said it before! She’ll usually give the nod out to Trisha for the phrase and it’s kinda cool. I feel like that’s when they started getting along :)

    • @lewyluvsllamas
      @lewyluvsllamas Před 3 lety +2

      Logan does rule

    • @Zoroaster4
      @Zoroaster4 Před 3 lety +5

      Dan's energy is that of a hater.

    • @veroniqqaa
      @veroniqqaa Před 3 lety +12

      @@Zoroaster4 and that's literally everything

  • @lanes8292
    @lanes8292 Před 3 lety +1632

    AB, with peace and love of course, we’re gonna need a BTS tour of the new studio as soon as possible, thank you
    Edit: bts means behind the scenes idk anything about kpop (once again with peace and love)

    • @LizzieHernandez
      @LizzieHernandez Před 3 lety +102

      also need more lights on the guys asap

    • @Lucas-up9wq
      @Lucas-up9wq Před 3 lety +32

      @@LizzieHernandez also more life for the crew part of the set and seating for possible guests

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 Před 3 lety +8

      And for ab not to wear a jersey for a cry baby team lol

    • @ItsALaughYT
      @ItsALaughYT Před 3 lety +12

      @@LizzieHernandez not sure what Korean music has to do with this but ok

    • @phia1817
      @phia1817 Před 3 lety +34

      @@ItsALaughYT bts = behind the scenes

  • @cristinaalquisira5415
    @cristinaalquisira5415 Před 3 lety +102

    I saw on a Steve-Os podcast clip that Post Malone heard that Ethan was sad that they don’t talk anymore and said he got his number again and is going to reach out! I hope it makes Ethan’s day and their friendship blossoms! PEACE AND LOVE
    PEACE AND LOVEEEEEEE!

    • @amybudafulldisaster3646
      @amybudafulldisaster3646 Před 3 lety +2

      That was a good podcast Steve-O did

    • @ayylmao8562
      @ayylmao8562 Před 3 lety +2

      He didn’t reach out

    • @genericsocks7542
      @genericsocks7542 Před 3 lety +2

      Ayy Lmao yeah his manager reached out for Ethan’s number but Posty never hit him up. Still nice for Ethan to hear.

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 Před 3 lety

      Holy shit I saw that interview but didn’t watch all the way through.
      Do you remember what part?? I might just watch the whole thing. That’s awesome to hear though.

    • @cristinaalquisira5415
      @cristinaalquisira5415 Před 3 lety

      @@ayylmao8562 I’m sad now. 🥺

  • @ABeautyConnectionx
    @ABeautyConnectionx Před 3 lety +20

    I started watching h3 in the pandemic (thanks for the countless hours of comfort watching!!) and having everyone in the room together is TOP TIER

  • @honor8586
    @honor8586 Před 3 lety +362

    The way Ethan goes over a topic in 100 different ways before dropping it is actually really satisfying to my brain lol. It’s probably annoying to others but I like when something is looked at at all angles until it’s all been 100% covered

    • @madisonk2397
      @madisonk2397 Před 3 lety +26

      I am the same way, it’s also how great teachers teach!

    • @frankstrasser6108
      @frankstrasser6108 Před 3 lety +5

      Me too

    • @thaliakalli4207
      @thaliakalli4207 Před 3 lety +8

      Me tooo it’s so unsatisfying when parts of it isn’t covered

    • @ismahenelarbi5403
      @ismahenelarbi5403 Před 3 lety +2

      You are probably an Ne user in mbti and so is he.

    • @ibroughtyoudrawings
      @ibroughtyoudrawings Před 3 lety +1

      Same!! I find it annoying when people on the show don’t let him do that or they say no Ethan move on....no ETHAN KNOWS BEST

  • @phia486
    @phia486 Před 3 lety +469

    Loved how Ethan apologized for any implied false allegations towards banks/mike. He handles these situations well and knows when to be serious (especially when it comes to SA). He’s just as funny as he is mature and it’s a great balance that makes these podcasts so amazing

    • @valkrrixy6458
      @valkrrixy6458 Před 3 lety +4

      I disagree he made false allegations against someone and laughed it off it's a serious thing to be accused of. He also glossed over the underage part completely. Man needs to do more research before he accuses people of such serious crimes.

    • @zalii3306
      @zalii3306 Před 3 lety +2

      Frenemies does it a bit too often and a bit too aggressively with confidence for it all to just be later dismissed as "actually, I don't think we actually did-- Oh? We did? Oopsie. I apologize. I guess I'll just go assassinate your character for other things to justify my aggresiveness and hostility towards you". Last bit doesn't really apply too much with banks or keem, but he keeps doing the same thing over and over only if he gets caught doing it. Imagine all the times the other people don't fire back.

    • @sadmochineko
      @sadmochineko Před 3 lety +14

      ​@@valkrrixy6458 i have seen them publicly support Jake and David on the basis of "they are my bros" / " they seem like nice people" and that is PEAK frat boy behavior. like what others have mentioned, there is no reason for this behavior, except that they have skeletons in their closet themselves and are scared it will spill over onto them, when victims start recognizing that they have power over their abusers by speaking out about it.
      apologizing for IMPLIED false allegations definitely ranks morally superior over supporting actual abusers while admitting that they know jack shit.

    • @kaitlinwalker6066
      @kaitlinwalker6066 Před 3 lety +2

      He in a lawsuit can’t handle more😂

    • @phia486
      @phia486 Před 3 lety

      @Maze Same here :)!

  • @pixulita
    @pixulita Před 3 lety +54

    I love how Ian is in a little trench of his own

    • @77derya77
      @77derya77 Před 3 lety

      I Love how calm he always is

  • @stephaniew8677
    @stephaniew8677 Před 3 lety +46

    31:14 can we soundbite “Dan, you ruin everything” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @memotattoos23
    @memotattoos23 Před 3 lety +1054

    The way Ethan prolongs a joke or topic reminds me of trying to prolong my 1,000 word essay. Man repeats himself in 50 other ways before he says “ ok I’m done “

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted Před 3 lety +29

      Dan needs to help a bro out by giving him some hand signals when stuff is getting weird.
      I dunno why prominent Christian figures would get stunlocked on the morality of Chrissy Teigen attacking Courtney Stodden, but damn, Ethan made sure to remember _all_ of them. 😆

    • @Somewhereslump
      @Somewhereslump Před 3 lety +15

      So over the Chrissy Teigen @God stuff. So unfunny had to skip it.

    • @ChronicSynchronizer
      @ChronicSynchronizer Před 3 lety +14

      @@Somewhereslump Omg cry

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 Před 3 lety +1

      Thats what he thinks "comedy" is

    • @Somewhereslump
      @Somewhereslump Před 3 lety +6

      @@ChronicSynchronizer Yeah I replied to a comment about Ethan making things linger and I'm crying lol.

  • @TechKaboom
    @TechKaboom Před 3 lety +7206

    yessss why does the gap between frenemies and off the rails feels so looong 😩🥵🙏😭

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes Před 3 lety +56

      I felt the same. Can you help me? So friendenemies comes out mondays for members Tuesday for regulars, off the rails come out on Thursday and Friday the h3 show with hila and the crew?

    • @dmjess15
      @dmjess15 Před 3 lety +61

      @@-Yikes I believe this show comes out wednesday for members, thursday for regulars and friday is h3 after dark live

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes Před 3 lety +10

      @@dmjess15 thank you so so much!!! I was really confused.

    • @Migzee
      @Migzee Před 3 lety +80

      Same I don’t watch anything else on CZcams anymore

    • @kelfora5289
      @kelfora5289 Před 3 lety +35

      Remember when there was one episode a week

  • @mw1567
    @mw1567 Před 3 lety +43

    At first I was really worried because I didn’t see Ian in the new studio.

  • @lalicloud1553
    @lalicloud1553 Před 3 lety +10

    “dan take a smell or you’re fired” LMAO i’m dead

  • @madshauerslev
    @madshauerslev Před 3 lety +245

    I forgot how much better the banter is when they are all together. Freaking excited for the many eps to come in the new studio!

    • @jessicatavi116
      @jessicatavi116 Před 3 lety

      Yea the banter is pretty great now that they're back!!!

  • @kateh2078
    @kateh2078 Před 3 lety +615

    Ya, they never said "underage", Trisha just said they all have allegations.
    Freudian slip...? 😂

    • @il3077
      @il3077 Před 3 lety +40

      What I’m thinking 🤐

    • @khyati7733
      @khyati7733 Před 3 lety +9

      Oof 🤣

    • @Naejakire3
      @Naejakire3 Před 3 lety +6

      I swear I remember them saying underage.. Trisha did off the side while they were yelling

    • @il3077
      @il3077 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Naejakire3 watch the video again and get back to us

    • @theharbingerofconflation
      @theharbingerofconflation Před 3 lety +9

      Did she even say sexual? Cause I don't remember that. Either way somebody has small skeletons in the closet. Hopefully not in a literal sense.

  • @4looming
    @4looming Před 3 lety +27

    Now that everyone is in the same room the dynamic works so much better.

  • @thisishersong
    @thisishersong Před 3 lety +23

    Courtney’s life has been very sad. She went on Celebrity Rehab and it was disclosed her mom was trying to sleep with her husband. Her mom set the entire relationship up with him.

    • @Alexia-vi7gp
      @Alexia-vi7gp Před 3 lety

      Courtney now goes by they / them I believe

  • @jake213hmn3
    @jake213hmn3 Před 3 lety +437

    I love the fact that Ethan is willing to spend so much money in the name of the memes. We need a billboard for The Golden Boy

    • @dominickdarpino5584
      @dominickdarpino5584 Před 3 lety +9

      He’s becoming more like frank Reynolds everyday

    • @llic0307
      @llic0307 Před 3 lety

      @@BorderlineBuddha ???

    • @jayce6172
      @jayce6172 Před 3 lety

      @@dominickdarpino5584 LMFAOOOOOO

    • @Breakinghate
      @Breakinghate Před 3 lety +1

      @@llic0307 the Jake Paul and thriller law suit

  • @MyChannel-dl8if
    @MyChannel-dl8if Před 3 lety +170

    There’s something so surreal about them all being there in person together, I’ll lowkey miss the zoom vibes what an era, but I’m excited for the new space!

  • @mimi-jj8rg
    @mimi-jj8rg Před 3 lety +17

    The heaven's gang tweeting at chrissy teigan has me dying, ethan really went off the rails with that bit

  • @sydney4517
    @sydney4517 Před 3 lety +11

    You've actually convinced me to get Canva Pro with this ad read... I never thought I'd see the day

    • @taylorcoleman2175
      @taylorcoleman2175 Před 3 lety

      Honestly, bc I use the free version for my poetry so I’m pretty hyped

  • @AngeMaree
    @AngeMaree Před 3 lety +819

    "Off the rails" is now my favourite personality trait

    • @Muscleman8562
      @Muscleman8562 Před 3 lety +5

      I just ate lit cigarettes in a video 💪

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Muscleman8562 nice self promo

    • @Muscleman8562
      @Muscleman8562 Před 3 lety

      @@HighTide_808 Thank you bro 💪😉💯

    • @c0c0s0leil
      @c0c0s0leil Před 3 lety

      @@HighTide_808 ppp

    • @Wanda-mh6hv
      @Wanda-mh6hv Před 3 lety +1

      Anyone notice how Ethan kept using the wrong pronouns for Trisha?

  • @setofreakinkaiba8553
    @setofreakinkaiba8553 Před 3 lety +348

    Them saying Scrubs and Criminal Minds are the same. It kills me. 😂

    • @makrivera7988
      @makrivera7988 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @littlewifethatcould
      @littlewifethatcould Před 3 lety +4

      Right? I was like “what?! How are they the same?!” One is about crime and the other is a sitcom about nurses and doctors. Two totally different worlds. 😂 This tells me none of them have seen either.

    • @Ariana-yl3ww
      @Ariana-yl3ww Před 3 lety +3

      @@littlewifethatcould honestly it's such an ethan thing to say I wasn't even phased

  • @JB-wg1vr
    @JB-wg1vr Před 3 lety +35

    Mike is the equivalent of the people who challenge Simon Cowell to sing after he tells them they can’t sing

  • @kristenmiles1600
    @kristenmiles1600 Před 3 lety +10

    The god tweeting bit is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen on the channel in years 😂😂

  • @brendans.9515
    @brendans.9515 Před 3 lety +576

    Mike honestly just loves hearing himself talk because at some point in his life a girl told him they liked hearing him talk, and now he thinks everyone is blessed when he speaks.

    • @FlavioDeFeo
      @FlavioDeFeo Před 3 lety +17

      You might actually be spot on

    • @lm1629
      @lm1629 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol ☠️

    • @GaaraFan01
      @GaaraFan01 Před 3 lety

      Lmfaooo truth

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 Před 3 lety +1

      I feel like a compliment wouldn't change someone's world like that.

    • @brendans.9515
      @brendans.9515 Před 3 lety +10

      @@sirmel11 that’s how narcissistic personalities work.

  • @maryjjaneeee
    @maryjjaneeee Před 3 lety +394

    "it's literally worthless and it STILL lost value" yeah honestly same.

  • @Koley411
    @Koley411 Před 3 lety +7

    I audibly gasped when I clicked on this episode! His face and neck are looking a lot thinner, and his facial hair looks really good at this length. He’s like actually glowing this episode!
    I hope he’s feeling better about himself! It sucks when you don’t like the way you look!

  • @Iamtherealtsk
    @Iamtherealtsk Před 3 lety +41

    I feel like Ian isn’t even apart of the show anymore. He barely talks or gets camera time.

    • @NatalovesLilly
      @NatalovesLilly Před 3 lety +4

      What does Ian do? Like what‘s his job at the podcast? I‘m new to H3 😊

    • @Iamtherealtsk
      @Iamtherealtsk Před 3 lety +10

      @@NatalovesLilly He controls the camera views as well with other things. All the guys have their own roles.

    • @laurenrc5956
      @laurenrc5956 Před 3 lety +6

      Whenever Ethan talks to him he keeps it short. he basically has to beg him to respond. Doesn’t seem like he wants to talk too much tbh
      I wish Ian voluntarily spoke more on his own like the other guys do

  • @celineayesha
    @celineayesha Před 3 lety +346

    LMAO i love that ethan couldn't understand the old format of quote tweets and thought chrissy was asking ppl to rt her

    • @dogdude9883
      @dogdude9883 Před 3 lety +28

      Boomer moment lol

    • @barraza7795
      @barraza7795 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dogdude9883 epic bruh moment

    • @averya7443
      @averya7443 Před 3 lety +3

      I didn’t understand it either I was so confused and I’m 22 lol if Dan hadn’t have said anything I wouldn’t have known otherwise

    • @celineayesha
      @celineayesha Před 3 lety

      @@averya7443 i’m 22 as well and tbh i forgot they looked that weird. i just thought it was funny how ethan kept saying RT lmao

  • @ZackTheDad
    @ZackTheDad Před 3 lety +215

    2019: "Sweet and innocent Zack, we love him, so innocent"
    2021 "It kind of smells like a dirty sock, I like it" "Yeahhhhh you like it YOU FREAK"
    Oh how the times have changed

    • @sophiebanana
      @sophiebanana Před 3 lety +2

      hes innocent and dirty at the same time. Truly the golden boy 😇

    • @ZackTheDad
      @ZackTheDad Před 3 lety +1

      @@sophiebanana Yea he's made some serious character growth ever since he had challengers for the H3 heartthrob title xD

  • @kybstack
    @kybstack Před 3 lety +6

    omg the gregorian chant chrissy tegan bit is one of the funniest things ethan has done on off the rails i am losing it

  • @KirbaZ
    @KirbaZ Před 3 lety +5

    I love Dan in the background trying not to laugh while AB is lying during the Canva ad

  • @haileewinegar8029
    @haileewinegar8029 Před 3 lety +659

    The james Charles “oh no” sound bite makes me laugh so hard every time

    • @maddogbird
      @maddogbird Před 3 lety +13

      I fucking love that sound bite

    • @amybudafulldisaster3646
      @amybudafulldisaster3646 Před 3 lety +7

      💨😆💨 I've noticed I say that all the damn time 😆💨😆

    • @katlozbee
      @katlozbee Před 3 lety +3

      My 19 yr son and I say it to each other all the time 😭😂😂

    • @bjetsz9359
      @bjetsz9359 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too 😂😂

    • @lauraraynor-williams7498
      @lauraraynor-williams7498 Před 3 lety +2

      I definitely use it in everyday life and no one ever knows what it’s from 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @ciarraRizzuto9
    @ciarraRizzuto9 Před 3 lety +298

    “What’s wrong bae, you haven’t even touched your special edition faze blanks hamburger helper”

    • @ciarraRizzuto9
      @ciarraRizzuto9 Před 3 lety +2

      @crycharlie aww thank you 🙏🏻

    • @morgthestallion
      @morgthestallion Před 3 lety +2

      i’m dead

    • @ciarraRizzuto9
      @ciarraRizzuto9 Před 3 lety +1

      @@morgthestallion 😭😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

    • @audreymaize
      @audreymaize Před 3 lety +5

      “The hamburger helper smells like the hotdog flavored hamburger helper”

    • @urmum2051
      @urmum2051 Před 3 lety +1

      that sentence just gave me depression

  • @Xnataliebrown
    @Xnataliebrown Před 3 lety +5

    DAN MENTIONED MASS EFFECT my favourite video game series. Well.. I love him even more now 🙃🌌🤍

  • @egjowogopwro
    @egjowogopwro Před 3 lety +6

    1:09:59 at this point Dan is just like "You know what? Go ahead dude, say whatever, youtube is gonna fire us soon but it's ok" hahahaha

  • @estelleohia8686
    @estelleohia8686 Před 3 lety +1351

    Dan is a legend. He makes off the rails a million times better, can’t imagine this podcast without him at all ✌🏼

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx Před 3 lety +243

    I didn’t think I’d be sitting here watching people smell a jar of Belle Delphine’s evaporated, decaying spit…yet here I am.

    • @morgthestallion
      @morgthestallion Před 3 lety +6

      i gagged every time someone took a whiff
      also nice pfp 😛

  • @kiyoshibelluscio
    @kiyoshibelluscio Před 3 lety +10

    Dan is my favorite. Intelligent and sets everyone straight. Ha ha.

  • @wavywoman1494
    @wavywoman1494 Před 3 lety +16

    I’d love to see some Chrissy Tiegen content like how they pull Joe Rogen calling in 😭😭😭

  • @emrazum
    @emrazum Před 3 lety +117

    Dan is quickly becoming the best part of Off the Rails

  • @CNosaj
    @CNosaj Před 3 lety

    New set! Congrats on everyone getting there!
    I wish you all nothing but the best!🙌🏼

  • @River739
    @River739 Před 2 lety +2

    i love watching the old off the rails episodes to show the progression of the intro😂 it’s funny to see how this sound byte was just a short train crash but now it’s fkn pure insanity LOVE IT

  • @nickyrick503
    @nickyrick503 Před 3 lety +232

    I will never get over that Dan is always making such great jokes that they all just seem to ignore

  • @chrissieduplessis1111
    @chrissieduplessis1111 Před 3 lety +300

    “2005 James Charles was the age of his victims.” 😂

  • @AJ04029
    @AJ04029 Před 3 lety +2

    The best sound bites in a podcast
    I see other podcast trying to do the same but I can’t help to say H3 has the best sound bites and perfect timing every time👍🏻

  • @kellyamato6898
    @kellyamato6898 Před 3 lety +15

    The dude was on lost, which was really popular at the time. It was on every grocery store magazine. My parents used to punish me if I didn't go on dates with all these random rich dudes I didn't like...I didn't realize that wasn't normal until I was in my 20's. Edit* I was 15.

    • @NeonColoredRain
      @NeonColoredRain Před 3 lety +1

      That's gross I'm sorry you had to go through that.

  • @heatherkay6340
    @heatherkay6340 Před 3 lety +310

    Oh my god, Ethan looks so skinny and handsome, when did this turn into beautiful world?

  • @ElizabethButters1111
    @ElizabethButters1111 Před 3 lety +598

    I will never get over the way Ethan says the word “sing-ging”

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes Před 3 lety +24

      Same shoutout to your famoly

    • @naizark
      @naizark Před 3 lety +32

      Everytime he says it, it reminds me of that time when Austin (Post Malone) mentioned it lol

    • @moh4842
      @moh4842 Před 3 lety +13

      And ‘sing-ger’

    • @jameshalligan6142
      @jameshalligan6142 Před 3 lety +25

      Post Malone mentioned that on the pod because he thought it was hilarious. Ever since then I’m painfully aware every time Ethan says it.

    • @ElizabethButters1111
      @ElizabethButters1111 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jameshalligan6142 yeah I was glad that post said something cuz it is a pretty epic pronunciation lol

  • @chocolatesprite
    @chocolatesprite Před 3 lety

    Loving the new format, the vibe with everyone in the room really brings out the best of this podcast

  • @savstras
    @savstras Před 3 lety +1

    LOVEEEE the new set up where we can see all the guys! H3 is honestly better than ever

  • @bhoffz
    @bhoffz Před 3 lety +154

    Ethan-“If you’re out there buying yummy coin I can’t help you” 🤣 hahah

  • @nabbyash
    @nabbyash Před 3 lety +322

    there’s definitely a more “just guys being dudes” feel now that they’re all in the same room together instead of virtual lmao

  • @ExplorationUnexplained
    @ExplorationUnexplained Před 3 lety +6

    When he sets the jar down after the smell it makes a perfect "bonk" sound effect

  • @cails178
    @cails178 Před 3 lety +13

    Ethan fricken ASCENDED after smelling Belle Delphine's spit jar

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. Před 3 lety +468

    i don’t know who this “Faze Banks” is that’s mentioned in the title.
    I only know about *Faze Blanks*

    • @bruno0_u
      @bruno0_u Před 3 lety +20

      Maybe you've heard of Faze Banks' alter ego "Faze Beta"? Ring any bells?

    • @marielijauregui4302
      @marielijauregui4302 Před 3 lety +31

      I only know beta blanks

    • @AnimeOverdose1
      @AnimeOverdose1 Před 3 lety

      I only know of Father Banks, if you know you know

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes Před 3 lety +6

      @Joe R Ethan calls him faze blanks instead of faze banks because he shoots blanks. Also, there’s a sound byte of faze banks saying “faze blanks” so that was even funnier. The beta is as in alpha/betas

    • @colbylogler9958
      @colbylogler9958 Před 3 lety +1

      I am infinitely smarter than you...

  • @justrosie
    @justrosie Před 3 lety +276

    Dan: “Criminal Minds and Scrubs, they have the same premise.”
    I thought Ethan was the one supposed to be Off the Rails?

    • @squattibbits6396
      @squattibbits6396 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao glad someone said it

    • @bonbon5189
      @bonbon5189 Před 3 lety

      🤣

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 3 lety +3

      An ensemble cast makes occasional jokes about serious shit, it's over simplified but it's basically true

    • @fangsfangs
      @fangsfangs Před 3 lety +1

      Everyone is off the rails

    • @lunasol609
      @lunasol609 Před 3 lety +6

      pretty sure he was joking guys

  • @MegaGossipgirl411
    @MegaGossipgirl411 Před 3 lety

    NEW STUDIO YESS this podcast killing it!! The banter between them is awesome and refreshing lol

  • @katiee_b
    @katiee_b Před 3 lety +2

    It’s so cool to see the crew all together :’)

  • @matthewmccartney
    @matthewmccartney Před 3 lety +297

    Ethan, Hila, Dan, Ian, AB, Zach, Love, Trisha and Moses I love every single one of you ❤️
    Edit: and Alfredo and Shredder 🥺

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 3 lety +7

      I have the blacklight poster of your profile pic in one of my closets because I’m embarrassed to have a blacklight poster of a skeleton on a shroom

    • @matthewmccartney
      @matthewmccartney Před 3 lety +2

      @@kevindube7096 don’t be embarrassed bro I had it on an iPhone case and used to stare at it when tripping ahah I also used to bite my nails a lot like the skeleton is ahah

    • @matthewmccartney
      @matthewmccartney Před 3 lety +1

      @@man.itz.ashton how could I forget?

    • @anakinshitposter2796
      @anakinshitposter2796 Před 3 lety

      What about us bro?

    • @valentinagomez9560
      @valentinagomez9560 Před 3 lety +1

      I haven’t watched Off the Rails for 3 months and I have no idea who Love is! Is he a new member of the show? Can someone fill me in!?

  • @HannahLeigh0
    @HannahLeigh0 Před 3 lety +2249

    Pleasaase consider a distribution centre in the UK for Teddy Fresh I would buy that shit in a HEARTBEAT

    • @googleuser859
      @googleuser859 Před 3 lety +19

      I thought the UK could get it shipped

    • @maryjjaneeee
      @maryjjaneeee Před 3 lety +99

      @@googleuser859 they can, she probably doesn't want to pay shipping😂

    • @Neil-qg9cw
      @Neil-qg9cw Před 3 lety +162

      @@maryjjaneeee Import and duty is 36.7% on top of the item price and shipping, over a certain amount 💀

    • @haiou4575
      @haiou4575 Před 3 lety +227

      @@maryjjaneeee well I live in Europe and if I for example want to buy something that's 100$, then its 120$ with shipping, and then it's a total of 190$ because of import fees. The shipping is almost the same price as the item I wanted to buy at that point

    • @MrKiingpin
      @MrKiingpin Před 3 lety +103

      @@haiou4575 I think it's even worse for the UK now after brexit

  • @kittymochi
    @kittymochi Před 3 lety +2

    Omg I was so surprised to see that Canva sponsored you guys! I actually use it all the time for graphic design work hahahaha

  • @lydiahanlon3378
    @lydiahanlon3378 Před 3 lety +4

    So happy to see the the new studio! Can’t wait for Hila to join and make the move official ☺️🎉🎉🎉

  • @zulani
    @zulani Před 3 lety +304

    I’ve been watching Ethan for 5 years and I have never seen him make the faces he made when he smelt the inside of the spit container.

  • @elijah4785
    @elijah4785 Před 3 lety +158

    “There's no such thing as a coincidence” is my new favorite sound bite

  • @OssianMills
    @OssianMills Před 3 lety +5

    "Ooooo I like this Mass effect music music we have going..." -Dan
    Me: playing Mass Effect LE while watching - "we are aligned, nothing is a coincidence"

  • @yanngie
    @yanngie Před 3 lety +6

    To quote from one of my favourite game about Ethan’s 0 = infinity idea:
    “It's like the number zero... It's empty, but at the same time holds infinite possibilities.” - Igor, Persona 3

    • @yanngie
      @yanngie Před 3 lety

      @illicitlitmisfit Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @saniyahphillips1210
    @saniyahphillips1210 Před 3 lety +381

    Ethan always looks his best when he grows his hair and beard out