The Lamest Thieves Ever

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  • čas přidán 27. 02. 2022
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  • @CodyKo
    @CodyKo  Před 2 lety +910

    one for the billionaires now out on spotify
    song.link/i/1612379189

    • @alexadell4500
      @alexadell4500 Před 2 lety +15

      banger

    • @braydenpetersen
      @braydenpetersen Před 2 lety +6

      thank you mr. ko

    • @acornbird
      @acornbird Před 2 lety +3

      thanks very cool

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 2 lety +2

      I never even noticed your jacket, Cody. Idk what the lames in the comment section are complaining about. 😒

    • @shelleyakerman9461
      @shelleyakerman9461 Před 2 lety +3

      I honestly love this song..and the dance moves!:)

  • @liammagalhaes6579
    @liammagalhaes6579 Před 2 lety +10581

    Imagine pulling off the biggest heist ever, and then getting clowned for being a dork

    • @Fantastic_Stranger
      @Fantastic_Stranger Před 2 lety +70

      I mean the nerds and dorks are secretly the true villains lol

    • @sharkwang1542
      @sharkwang1542 Před rokem +19

      It’s just like Andrew Tate says, money doesn’t make you cool, it amplifies. A dork w/ money is just a super dork

    • @enoyna9495
      @enoyna9495 Před rokem +67

      @@sharkwang1542 well andrew tate is also a dork with money so i guess game recognizes game

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Před rokem +9

      they didn't really pull it off though if they got caught lol

    • @GrimNephilim
      @GrimNephilim Před 3 měsíci

      True villains my a**, they stole from the rich. They didnt f***in murder lmao ​@Fantastic_Stranger

  • @elizabethbanks2074
    @elizabethbanks2074 Před 2 lety +6132

    “Occasional magician”. Yeah, he can make four billion dollars disappear.

    • @sandersegers8768
      @sandersegers8768 Před 2 lety +87

      I hope he can make his wife's rap carrier disappear

    • @instigator420
      @instigator420 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sandersegers8768
      Same it's not good imo

    • @evansartain1608
      @evansartain1608 Před 2 lety +10

      This comment wins

    • @mikehawk.
      @mikehawk. Před 2 lety +9

      @@evansartain1608 it also wins having the the most bot replies

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

  • @AdamQuigley
    @AdamQuigley Před 2 lety +3145

    Best part is knowing her admission she's a hacker in her song lyrics guarantees that music video will be shown in court to a jury.

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 Před 2 lety +34

      LMAO

    • @BF2Joe
      @BF2Joe Před 2 lety +16

      12:33

    • @TiyasBMenon-td4ti
      @TiyasBMenon-td4ti Před 2 lety +65

      I hope you're right, but works of art are often disallowed as evidence

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 Před rokem +42

      @@TiyasBMenon-td4ti I hope the prosecutor argues that this video is too bad to be intentional art

    • @alleniverson397
      @alleniverson397 Před rokem +6

      @@TiyasBMenon-td4ti Tay K got life in prison basically because of his song the race

  • @antyxwg
    @antyxwg Před 2 lety +769

    The rapper lady honestly scares me. Like she seems to trigger some kind of primal fear response from within my soul.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Před rokem +31

      It’s like if she’s that confident maybe she can actually back it up? Like a honey badger kinda situation.

    • @SoulfulSparks555
      @SoulfulSparks555 Před 5 měsíci +4

      This is actually the evolutionary definition of "cringe"

  • @sidsrivastava2371
    @sidsrivastava2371 Před 2 lety +10235

    “when i think of hackers i think of a dude with 40 monitors” - Cody Ko, Duke University Computer Science graduate

  • @TheGong00zler
    @TheGong00zler Před 2 lety +3403

    She raps like a high schooler who will get extra credit for turning the week’s lesson into a rap lmao

    • @ashleyfloyd3084
      @ashleyfloyd3084 Před 2 lety +34

      SO TRUE OMG

    • @msw3314
      @msw3314 Před 2 lety +25

      I can vouch. I had to do that once.

    • @alow4012
      @alow4012 Před 2 lety +16

      I sucked at Biology. I did this 3 times.

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating Před 2 lety +1

      LMAOOOOO

    • @jdrummerdd
      @jdrummerdd Před rokem +2

      been lookin for a way to describe this type of personality and you just unlocked it for me thank you 😂

  • @BLU_marie
    @BLU_marie Před 2 lety +1081

    I love how Cody can't even write a bad song. Even as a mockery 😂🤣

  • @cameron7202
    @cameron7202 Před 2 lety +230

    Her music sounds like a high school project that should be about Pythagorean Theorem or plant cells

  • @zacharyhassan6352
    @zacharyhassan6352 Před 2 lety +4802

    Her flow sounds like she's reading AI-generated lyrics as fast as she can

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

    • @stephanielopez8347
      @stephanielopez8347 Před 2 lety +16

      Im assuming that’s actually what she’s doing

    • @sarahviola3942
      @sarahviola3942 Před 2 lety +15

      “But she’s not reading very fast” “exactly.”

  • @5990babygraceblue
    @5990babygraceblue Před 2 lety +7512

    I wish I knew how she manages to be THAT divorced from reality while also knowing how to steal billions.

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 Před 2 lety +217

      I wonder why she even stayed in the US... Like was she not expecting her crimes to ever catch up to her? Bruh

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 Před 2 lety +100

      @@loveableheathen7441 obviously not lmao, I mean she shouted out hackers, flaunted money, and had a tik tok doing so 😂

    • @aidanbelford7439
      @aidanbelford7439 Před 2 lety +197

      It’s because these people are merely the scapegoat. I highly doubt that these two were the only ones involved, and they were only let in just to be able to take the blame.

    • @christinazyck2910
      @christinazyck2910 Před 2 lety +26

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @xCristianAndres
      @xCristianAndres Před 2 lety +61

      @@aidanbelford7439 something is off about this whole thing.

  • @commando_barrage501
    @commando_barrage501 Před rokem +154

    Love how he doesn't make fun of them for robbing bit coin but makes fun of them for the way they look because they don't match his robber fantasies

  • @jerrykreutzer4326
    @jerrykreutzer4326 Před 2 lety +357

    Honestly, knowing the crypto community, I am not at all surprised that these two managed to pull off that heist.

  • @marliemehrtens6117
    @marliemehrtens6117 Před 2 lety +4248

    Just imagine searching six years for people who pulled off one of the most impressive thefts and this is what you get. Six years of hunting for this. I’d likely die of shame.

    • @jaakko9853
      @jaakko9853 Před 2 lety +3

      How does that even correlate

    • @AndreasMusicWorld
      @AndreasMusicWorld Před 2 lety +26

      i would just let it slide at that point

    • @queertherapy4919
      @queertherapy4919 Před rokem +5

      @@jaakko9853 I think because she made a video shouting out hackers and they couldn’t figure out she was a hacker

    • @LiilYogurt
      @LiilYogurt Před rokem +15

      @@jaakko9853 they spent 6 years looking for someone this stupid and cringy. You expect to find some super smart hacker after 6 years of searching, but instead you find these people, you'd probably be sitting there thinking you're stupid for taking this long to find them

    • @bobcreature2127
      @bobcreature2127 Před rokem +4

      @@jaakko9853 its not that deep
      its not that deep
      its not that deep

  • @saram3449
    @saram3449 Před 2 lety +9070

    I’m just genuinely amazed at her ability to act like a 10 year old in the mid 2000s and not feel any embarrassment

    • @zeejacks8220
      @zeejacks8220 Před 2 lety +99

      wow you hit the nail on the head

    • @antichrist8543
      @antichrist8543 Před 2 lety +57

      This is scarily accurate and I hate it

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Před 2 lety +110

      When you take too much anti anxiety meds and become TOO uninhibited.

    • @PicklyChannel
      @PicklyChannel Před 2 lety +67

      homie the mid 2000s is 2500ish

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 2 lety +1

      @Oli M
      Scary state, that can be.

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin Před 2 lety +19

    You can only find villains like this in the cheapest 2000s Disney Channel movies. I am in awe.

  • @squiddesauce9589
    @squiddesauce9589 Před 2 lety +66

    It's so weird in the internet age, that every infamous criminal or hacker from now on will probably have some kind of online presence, where we can see into their personal life. Imagine seeing the Zodiac Killer's morning routine or their favourite order at a local burger place. (or in this case, a dogshit rapping career)

  • @su37fhiok97
    @su37fhiok97 Před 2 lety +3741

    actually insane how shes criticizing consumerism while having the means to escape the consumerism and staying within it

    • @taylorshaw7156
      @taylorshaw7156 Před 2 lety +39

      LMFAOOOOOOO I DID NOT EVEN THINK OF THIS UR SO RIGHT

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee Před 2 lety +86

      Right like how tf?? If I hypothetically stole billions from a billionaire I'd have already moved over seas and be looking into private islands and just give most of the billions to poor people

    • @jahjarbinks1091
      @jahjarbinks1091 Před 2 lety +38

      How to escape consumerism: become a billionaire?

    • @doncioxasz123
      @doncioxasz123 Před 2 lety +6

      Idk, their lifestyle doesn’t really look as the one of the typical consumer, because they would just spend it on random stuff, like penthouses, islands, designer clothes. Don’t get me wrong i do not support stealing though, but stealing doesn’t equal consumerism.

    • @gators9570
      @gators9570 Před 2 lety +7

      Cause these people don’t have actual personalities. They’re at their deepest point insecure and empty

  • @kristennoyes2188
    @kristennoyes2188 Před 2 lety +2818

    The wife was 100% a wolf girl in elementary school

    • @80sbrunnette
      @80sbrunnette Před 2 lety +23

      LOL honestly 💀💀💀

    • @emmanueljazielraj4310
      @emmanueljazielraj4310 Před 2 lety +5

      @Gaming with Matthew tf

    • @idk3241
      @idk3241 Před 2 lety

      @Gaming with Matthew what tf bro I’m sorry bout that don’t know how they let kids do that stupid shit

    • @lucyward5781
      @lucyward5781 Před 2 lety +15

      I had a girl like this in school, always wore clothes with cats on it (this is in grade 7 so not as young as you’d think) and she would run around the field on all fours and and meow and pretend to chase mice and play with them. She was so strange

    • @x_parzy4178
      @x_parzy4178 Před 2 lety +5

      She probably wore cat ears

  • @autumnal2894
    @autumnal2894 Před 2 lety +22

    the way she is absolutely chill as the beat runs away from her

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius Před 2 lety +57

    I mean on one hand, I get why they weren't living like billionaires: imagine how suspicious that would be. A middle class couple just SUDDENLY has billions. It would be like one of those home improvement shows: "Yeah I make raps on CZcams and my husband makes fun of my tiktoks... our budget is two billion dollars!"
    On the other hand, these guys truly are, as Cody put it, dorks. Need I say more?

  • @katelewicki8733
    @katelewicki8733 Před 2 lety +7827

    Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

    • @fressh
      @fressh Před 2 lety +29

      Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

    • @jackieburkhart3268
      @jackieburkhart3268 Před 2 lety +10

      Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

    • @BizarreBassanova
      @BizarreBassanova Před 2 lety +26

      What the fuck-

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

    • @tfoprincess
      @tfoprincess Před 2 lety +59

      Being an ostrich sized billianaire must be tough. (I know what ostracized means.)

  • @juancollazo492
    @juancollazo492 Před 2 lety +8230

    Let us please appreciate Cody's ability to write joke songs that double as absolute bangers.

    • @mediumshrimp9696
      @mediumshrimp9696 Před 2 lety +9

      What are some other videos where he does them?

    • @adamhaney1048
      @adamhaney1048 Před 2 lety +7

      @@mediumshrimp9696 just check out his early music

    • @PapaPercules
      @PapaPercules Před 2 lety

      Did u watch the video

    • @justayari
      @justayari Před 2 lety +34

      @@mediumshrimp9696 he has songs out under Tiny Meat Gang they’re hilarious but slap. Sofia is my fav

    • @juancollazo492
      @juancollazo492 Před 2 lety +11

      @@mediumshrimp9696 check out the end of his Candy Ken video from last year. Or if you just want the song, look up "Ice Out My Newborn"

  • @yadsewnde8699
    @yadsewnde8699 Před 2 lety +69

    The fact that Cody made the keyboard noise instead of clicking and clacking along the keyboard in front of him it's hilarious to me

  • @MaoZeschlong
    @MaoZeschlong Před 2 lety +87

    So happy Cody is comfortable enough with us to make a video in his pajamas

  • @Sammlee94
    @Sammlee94 Před 2 lety +1799

    The most accurate statement is "money can't buy you class" and this is a perfect example.

    • @TiyasBMenon-td4ti
      @TiyasBMenon-td4ti Před 2 lety +37

      You know I actually disagree with that. Cause this ain't tacky, it's just immensely lame. A more fitting statement would be "money can't make you not lame"

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Před rokem +1

      They probably weren’t using the billions of dollars they had. It would be highly suspicious if the anti fraud/cybersecurity couple suddenly started living the billionaire lifestyle after the heist.

    • @ThatMeanderthal
      @ThatMeanderthal Před 9 měsíci +5

      Or happiness. Her IG makes her look quite sad and lonely.

  • @simplysafiyah
    @simplysafiyah Před 2 lety +2878

    It would have made more sense for them to donate the money/help actual people who needed it if they were worried about consumerism, superficiality, and outcasts

  • @newshirrt
    @newshirrt Před 2 lety +164

    Respectfully, Cody looks really good in this video. His hair’s looking luscious af

  • @bharatkesar7076
    @bharatkesar7076 Před 2 lety +207

    Actually she couldn't liquidate all those BTC holdings because it would've caught the government's eyes, so all of the 4.5 bil was paper wealth. The ironic part was that she was a cybersecurity expert.

    • @333dae
      @333dae Před 2 lety +17

      yep they were probably taking some out to cover extras after they use their day job paycheck

    • @VioletValk
      @VioletValk Před 2 lety +27

      here being a cybersecurity expert makes the most sense in my opinion, it’s usually the people who are experts at something who know the ins and outs of how to exploit it

  • @allysondunkerly9843
    @allysondunkerly9843 Před 2 lety +1207

    The "...but seriously what is with airpod...." is her horrifying social commentary in her music. I have to say, really got me thinking about how social media and consumerist. So much so that I shit my pants in fear. I'll have nightmares for weeks because of how horrifying her social commentary was.

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

    • @arianawolf204
      @arianawolf204 Před 2 lety

      @ödīñ ŵïlšøń bruh 💀

    • @lucyyyy16
      @lucyyyy16 Před 2 lety

      Commenting because I needed to give more than just a like to this amazing comment ❤️ you’re hilarious

  • @TheJestBee
    @TheJestBee Před 2 lety +600

    A large scale thief, who's occupation is an occasional magician married to his wife, the rapper Razzlekhan. Honestly, it sounds like a sitcom in the making.

    • @h.w.d8302
      @h.w.d8302 Před 2 lety +9

      The word thief can be used to describe an ancient civilization in Lithuania that controlled the earth’s core

    • @sohotimhot7975
      @sohotimhot7975 Před 2 lety

      *Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
      is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @hannahcoulson3336
      @hannahcoulson3336 Před 2 lety +8

      I’d low key watch the shit out of that.

    • @GRA5S
      @GRA5S Před 2 lety

      Sounds like the characters I play in The Sims game, in fact they look like NPCs with randomized clothing too. lol

  • @frothyfriz9722
    @frothyfriz9722 Před 2 lety +23

    Thank you razzlekhan for giving me more confidence in my rap career then any role model could have.

  • @qalbi_ibn_lari
    @qalbi_ibn_lari Před 2 lety +223

    Love how she claims to be from a nomadic tribe and yet she's one of the whitest people in both appearance and personality.

    • @Ingrid922
      @Ingrid922 Před 2 lety +4

      Gypsies are white, aren't they?

    • @joellezima3506
      @joellezima3506 Před 2 lety +5

      Nahhhh I know your names not “Caleb white” 😂

    • @qalbi_ibn_lari
      @qalbi_ibn_lari Před 2 lety +6

      @@joellezima3506 Yeah. I'm not the biggest fan of it, but it is what it is.

    • @qalbi_ibn_lari
      @qalbi_ibn_lari Před 2 lety +11

      @@Ingrid922 Not that type of white. She's Neon white.

    • @GRA5S
      @GRA5S Před 2 lety +17

      Sámi people are white nomadic tribe. Though they semi-nomadic these days. But she's probably referring to Mongolian nomads with her Genghis Khan comparison. lol

  • @MollyBurkeOfficial
    @MollyBurkeOfficial Před 2 lety +5158

    I love that your parody of her song was better... than her "song" LOL

    • @MrUssy101
      @MrUssy101 Před 2 lety +42

      Cody a surfer and raper too let’s hope he does not turn into fuckboi after hitting 31.

    • @TattoogirlTattoogirl
      @TattoogirlTattoogirl Před 2 lety +4

      Hi molly

    • @havars7141
      @havars7141 Před 2 lety +36

      @@MrUssy101 mate he’s already had his fuckboy arc 😂 I think we’re safe

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 Před 2 lety +123

      @@MrUssy101
      Theres two Ps in Rapper... what you wrote is something way different lol

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Před 2 lety +3

      @@karenamyx2205 do I need to link the song about that?

  • @bumbeeez5459
    @bumbeeez5459 Před 2 lety +997

    the fact she has billions of dollars and won’t invest in a ghost writer, a good producer, or someone to make a good music video….

    • @thechosenone8549
      @thechosenone8549 Před 2 lety +40

      She probably thinks having a ghost writer is “consumerist”

    • @zacharyschwartz5037
      @zacharyschwartz5037 Před 2 lety +18

      @@thechosenone8549 but not buying all those fur coats🙄

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 2 lety +18

      Or someone that can teach her how to actually rap.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 2 lety +10

      It's cause "Razzlekhan" is some kind of surrealist act, as she wrote in her Linkedin. So she's not being 100% serious in this, it's a bit tongue in cheek and meant to be terrible, I guess.

  • @Pip775
    @Pip775 Před 2 lety +16

    Cody has such a natural talent for music it’s crazy

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 Před 2 lety +58

    Take a shot everytime Razzlekhan calls herself a "underdog" or "misfit"

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 Před 2 lety +571

    This whole story is so bizarre it’s honestly perfect for Netflix to swoop in and make a dramatic documentary about it.

    • @heather_doestruecrime
      @heather_doestruecrime Před 2 lety +11

      That was my first thought lol

    • @andr0medaz
      @andr0medaz Před 2 lety +34

      you heard of the tinder swindler, now get ready for: the bitcoin burglars

    • @RAE.ofSunshine
      @RAE.ofSunshine Před 2 lety +6

      I’m sure they are already on it lol

    • @333dae
      @333dae Před 2 lety +3

      @@andr0medaz bitcoin bandits

  • @juancollazo492
    @juancollazo492 Před 2 lety +3003

    This story keeps getting wilder with every detail.
    How did a hacker/part-time magician who goez by "Dutch" and a "nomad" rapper/microinfluencer/cat mom who goes by "Razzlekhan" pull off a billion dollar heist? I am honestly kind of impressed.

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 Před 2 lety +218

      Dang Juan, you got all the biotches in your thread son.

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 Před 2 lety +70

      @Ardo Kazul
      Bruh, we all go to the hub. For free. Endless content. No one clicks this. It doesn't work.

    • @imaDUCKIE11
      @imaDUCKIE11 Před 2 lety +32

      @@karenamyx2205 is just a bot not a real person

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 Před 2 lety +5

      Because crypto

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 Před 2 lety +15

      @@imaDUCKIE11
      Aw, sweetie. I realize this... obviously.
      It was more of my figurative confusion towards the logic of the originator, rather then a literal response to the specific bot. Unless its skynet, a real person is responsible somewhere in this nonsense.
      So...
      My point stands. Theres enough FREE pr0n on the internet, of any and every conceiveable kink, to spank your monkey til it falls off. It's literally 3 clicks away rn.
      So... WHO TF CLICKS THESE BOTS?!?!

  • @kittykat2049
    @kittykat2049 Před 2 lety +12

    "If you have four billion dollars, you should not have a tik tok account"
    spitting straight facts bro

  • @bricklikeshaq6733
    @bricklikeshaq6733 Před 2 lety +13

    This man not only clowned these people, but made a banger for all the outcasts that are billionaires, what a legend

  • @simonsoutdoors6009
    @simonsoutdoors6009 Před 2 lety +1676

    Imagine being the FBI agent that identified them. He must have looked at their social media accounts and been: Damn they definitly didnt steal all that money we gotta keep lookin😂😂😂

    • @simonsoutdoors6009
      @simonsoutdoors6009 Před 2 lety +4

      Thanks for all the likes😂🤙🤙

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples Před 2 lety +108

      I have to wonder if that’s part of the reason it took so long to arrest them lmao. Just the disbelief that people this numbskulled could be THOSE high profile criminals

    • @simonsoutdoors6009
      @simonsoutdoors6009 Před 2 lety +3

      @@CharlieApples frrr

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 3 měsíci

      ''Ladies and gentleman we ... didn't get them let's keep looking''

  • @setheus
    @setheus Před 2 lety +1199

    She looks like the posterchild for a girl who smokes EXCLUSIVELY other people's weed, and doesn't want non-violent drug offenders let out of prison

    • @TheGong00zler
      @TheGong00zler Před 2 lety +7

      AHAHA😂💀

    • @bf7592
      @bf7592 Před 2 lety +5

      I was gonna leave a like, but this is sitting at 420 at the time of writing.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Před 2 lety +4

      Why do you think she wouldn't want nonviolent drug offenders released from prison?! She seems like the opposite type, she's obviously anti-government to the other extreme. But yes probably true about smoking other people's ganja

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating Před 2 lety

      💀💀💀💀

    • @marynoble9464
      @marynoble9464 Před 10 měsíci

      ​​@@LunarEleven she's anti government for herself and her five idiot friends

  • @mmmchestnut4085
    @mmmchestnut4085 Před 2 lety +33

    Yeah I know your parody song was better, I feel like that was kind of the point. But, your parody song, from a melodic and technical standpoint, was just simply overall good. If you continue producing music of that kind of sound and tone, I’m all for it. I liked that a lot.

  • @TheTrevorBrady
    @TheTrevorBrady Před 2 lety +630

    Her rap career was born out of the overconfidence that having billions of dollars in your bank account causes

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee Před 2 lety

      That tracks

  • @mk1k
    @mk1k Před 2 lety +233

    Who would have thunk the information age's equivalent of "Bonnie and Clyde" would be called "Razzle Khan and Dutch"

  • @emclovin6962
    @emclovin6962 Před 2 lety +10

    her airpods rap is like what i walk around singing when i actually can’t find something.. not something i record to post on tiktok lol

  • @tobybartlett
    @tobybartlett Před 2 lety +21

    “If you’re worth billions of dollars you shouldn’t be on TikTok” Yes please don’t let Elon Musk get TikTok

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 Před 2 lety +209

    “I hate consumerism”
    5 seconds later: “WHERE ARE MY AIRPODS???”

  • @iamsmrtonyt
    @iamsmrtonyt Před 2 lety +607

    I just don’t understand how you can consciously make the worst music on the planet and steal enough money to fund a whole country at the same time! 💀

    • @2cool0
      @2cool0 Před 2 lety +1

      idk man i think jake pauls songs were worse lol

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia Před 2 lety +1

      @Hannah Heron nah nobody is innately an artist, it's all about self improvement and skill development- her problem is not having enough humility and amplifying her art unchecked before going through that process of learning and developing a solid style.

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia Před 2 lety +1

      @Hannah Heron I agree artists are embedded in their socioeconomic conditions and also think that part of that is what incentivizes technical artists to proliferate in our economy. Though I do think people can redeem themselves and adopt a more enlightened perspective within their already intrinsic drive to create. Another trope that bothers me is the tortured artist, and expressing trauma being a marketable niche- I don't think you need to have very unique origins to empathize and reckon with such a screwed up world- and also we shouldn't idolize wallowing in isolation for the sake of culture.

  • @mickeyp6639
    @mickeyp6639 Před rokem +2

    Even his ads are hilarious. His little grin when he thrusts the "online security" segue out of the chasms of nothingness at 4:43 is hilarious

  • @AdamQuigley
    @AdamQuigley Před 2 lety +4

    16:22 The Human Baby is reasonably priced since it's a delicacy but $12 for a Grilled Cheese is outrageous.

  • @chlo384
    @chlo384 Před 2 lety +550

    imagine being a skilled hacker and having a website that looks that shitty lmao

    • @h.w.d8302
      @h.w.d8302 Před 2 lety

      Sobek the god of the Nile is calling you. Answer him join him become him

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 2 lety +45

      A lot of hackers websites are "shitty", just not in the way that the one here is. They're shitty in more of the "still looks like web 1.0" way, if that makes sense.
      Edit: oh, I hadn't actually watched the video yet, but I just got to the point with her website. Perhaps surprisingly, that's actually a pretty standard "hacker website". You can't make it _too_ fancy or you risk opening up security vulnerabilities, so the rudimentary design is kind of the norm.

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen Před 2 lety +4

      @@idontwantahandlethough A little bit of HTML and CSS never hurt anyone.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn Před 2 lety +4

      As Tighe pointed out above, it's the norm for these really low-level programmers to not bother with web design just because their code is THAT complex. And by low-level, I mean literally low-level languages that are basically machine code that look like hieroglyphics to 95% of programmers.

  • @shakespear7735
    @shakespear7735 Před 2 lety +2822

    Cody is looking more and more like a surfer.
    Couple videos later and he'll start shooting his videos at the beach.

    • @MrUssy101
      @MrUssy101 Před 2 lety +4

      Hope he doesn’t turn into fckboi!!!!

    • @jpns007
      @jpns007 Před 2 lety +17

      Probably reminds the old man of the times him and his old buddy Noel had back in '63

    • @jackiswack
      @jackiswack Před 2 lety +1

      And then on a surfboard...

    • @MorningStarMidnightSun
      @MorningStarMidnightSun Před 2 lety +5

      With the ded walrus

    • @bichen-up-ur
      @bichen-up-ur Před 2 lety +1

      Riding waves while roasting cringe

  • @lindsayc3322
    @lindsayc3322 Před 2 lety +6

    I never comment on youtube videos man but your music is so genuinely good it's crazy how far youve come. like youve seriously found your voice man

  • @SpicyHerbz
    @SpicyHerbz Před 2 lety +6

    10:28 dude photobombing with a peace sign

  • @annap4743
    @annap4743 Před 2 lety +703

    I cannot believe how perfect this is. The magician, the rapper for misfits🥺, the lisp, the wonderfully awkward tiktoks and raps, it’s all just so poetically beautiful

    • @ac3tate909
      @ac3tate909 Před 2 lety +38

      Seriously the lisp puts it over the edge for me
      It’s really unfortunate this goofball can be so confident
      Shame really needs to make a comeback

    • @kassandra818
      @kassandra818 Před 2 lety +9

      lmfao the lisp

    • @nevam333
      @nevam333 Před 2 lety +4

      😂😂😂 I was wondering if someone was gonna say something about the lisp hahaha

    • @RelatableRoyalty
      @RelatableRoyalty Před 2 lety +2

      This 100% needs to be a biopic

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

  • @heathledger6386
    @heathledger6386 Před 2 lety +510

    Why does Cody’s outfit look simultaneously like pajamas and something you’d wear in Vegas

    • @mollygoldman7034
      @mollygoldman7034 Před 2 lety +12

      for the first 3 minutes of this video i was tryna figure out if they were pajamas or just a shirt LMAO

    • @sohotimhot7975
      @sohotimhot7975 Před 2 lety

      *Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
      is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 Před 2 lety +8

      jfc these bots are getting out of hand

    • @annapruitt5546
      @annapruitt5546 Před 2 lety +8

      @@worstusernameintheworld9871 DUDE I STG it’s fucking ridiculous and super annoying. I try to report as many comments and accounts as I can but it’s obviously not doing anything. I don’t understand why they’re so pervasive

  • @gooeygaster30
    @gooeygaster30 Před 2 lety +3

    2:23 HES STEPPING ON HER DRESS

  • @morganclark3153
    @morganclark3153 Před 2 lety +6

    Cody you are so hilarious and creative❤ your parody videos are awesome 😂

  • @pascal_case
    @pascal_case Před 2 lety +864

    These people could have been the real life Robinhood. They had the opportunity to give back to the people who need it, make some genuine changes, even if it's on a local scale only. They could have been regarded as heroes, but nah they're just rich and cringe

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

    • @knightingirl
      @knightingirl Před 2 lety +8

      Robin Hood was a thief too, when you think about it. Stealing and giving to the less privilege doesn't make anything better, doesn't make you good. Maybe work hard for your money and give to the less privilege if you care so much, instead of stealing?

    • @PetraAndNastja
      @PetraAndNastja Před 2 lety +108

      @@knightingirl I think stealing from corporations and billionares is totally fine haha money for them is a mega illusion

    • @knightingirl
      @knightingirl Před 2 lety +4

      @@PetraAndNastja How is that fine?

    • @1990PK1990
      @1990PK1990 Před 2 lety +76

      @@knightingirl nah, stealing from the super rich and giving to the poor is fine.

  • @dylanmax.
    @dylanmax. Před 2 lety +315

    I honestly can't believe these two are even capable of stealing half of that money. genuinely a walking parody

    • @meepandteep
      @meepandteep Před 2 lety +13

      Half that money is still over a billion dollars 😂

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 Před 2 lety +9

    i couldve gone my entire life without knowing these people exist… but i couldnt have gone without this vid: thanks cody, keep it up!

  • @blockmonster2812
    @blockmonster2812 Před 2 lety +337

    Honestly being a billionaire must make you feel really marginalized. I'm so glad I got this glimpse into their struggle

  • @DarthNoswad
    @DarthNoswad Před 2 lety +972

    Why does it take Cody discovering a new level of awful music to decide to make his own

    • @Ingrid922
      @Ingrid922 Před 2 lety +36

      HIs song was actually worth listening to, and without my ears bleeding.

    • @lillywantsheranchovypizza107
      @lillywantsheranchovypizza107 Před 2 lety +24

      To put balance in the world, i suppose.
      For every bad song, there’s a good song about to drop.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Před 2 lety +27

      It's just amazing how much better the production value was in his video and she has enough money to at least make it look good 😆 like if that's her hobby then why not go all in? I can't imagine having that kind of money and just not using it in situations where you obviously should.

    • @tobybartlett
      @tobybartlett Před 2 lety +8

      @@LunarEleven Absolutely! Her video looked like it was shot on an iPhone by a stranger she asked to hold it.

  • @allanyakendall5132
    @allanyakendall5132 Před 6 měsíci

    i watched this before work and had your song stuck in my head the whole time thank you

  • @justanotheryoutuber6972
    @justanotheryoutuber6972 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "aren't we all occasional magicians?" DEEP

  • @slayrae872
    @slayrae872 Před 2 lety +159

    As a teller that got robbed, i can thoroughly agree that I wish the robber looked cooler

    • @lillyjean2391
      @lillyjean2391 Před rokem +7

      Literally same lmao he robbed 8 places total but looked like a grandpa at 32

  • @yeahok8259
    @yeahok8259 Před 2 lety +374

    I love how every time he does a joke song it turns out to be super catchy

    • @sohotimhot7975
      @sohotimhot7975 Před 2 lety

      *Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
      is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @Mikaelamofu
      @Mikaelamofu Před 2 lety +4

      Right??

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

  • @hanakkimmm
    @hanakkimmm Před 2 lety

    as always Cody and his bars are pure perfection

  • @alitadiposho
    @alitadiposho Před 2 lety

    I love that all your ironic songs are amazing

  • @isabellabroome7895
    @isabellabroome7895 Před 2 lety +615

    thank you for this cody, i am worth 4 billion and i've always felt kinda different, kinda like a misfit. now i know its okay to avoid the government when they're hunting me to pay my taxes.

    • @newciouss
      @newciouss Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/CWtmrD7REGE/video.html

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 Před rokem

      Thank you for coming forward to share your story. You're so strong 😭

  • @fantasygurus8272
    @fantasygurus8272 Před 2 lety +463

    Cody's jacket looks like it's straight from the Rainforest Cafe gift shop

  • @gracie2207
    @gracie2207 Před 2 lety +1

    THE SPONGEBOB MUSIC 0:57 I CANT😭😭😭😭

  • @kBoogi005
    @kBoogi005 Před 2 lety

    Didnt know how much I needed a new cody song until now 🤧💛

  • @TheAdamDundas
    @TheAdamDundas Před 2 lety +151

    "Aren't we all occasional magicians?" I need this on a shirt.

  • @cullenbrant2524
    @cullenbrant2524 Před 2 lety +289

    Cody's straight up dressed like an Animal Crossing character and I'm here for it

    • @zona872
      @zona872 Před 2 lety +17

      it's okay, you can say Tom Nook, he can't find you here

    • @rVnsunshine
      @rVnsunshine Před 2 lety +2

      @@zona872 That’ll be 100,000 bells please.
      The Bank of Nook does not tolerate any nay-saying against the esteemed Mr. Nook or any Bank of Nook employee. Regards,
      W E A R E A L W A Y S W A T C H I N G.

    • @samdiazzz
      @samdiazzz Před 2 lety

      lmaoooooooo

  • @arianagrandeismyqueen6166

    I wish I had the amount of self unawareness she has

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love Razzlekhan. She's so aggressively awful that it wraps back around to being funny.

  • @rvh1020
    @rvh1020 Před 2 lety +186

    The crime isnt them stealing the billions of dollars, the real crime is her music

  • @ganeshasapu2636
    @ganeshasapu2636 Před 2 lety +501

    cody's shirts get wilder and wilder

  • @tambo5247
    @tambo5247 Před 2 lety

    That music video you made is priceless🤣🤣. I love it

  • @itsOmarlol
    @itsOmarlol Před 2 lety +3

    What a banger, so relatable and real stand up for the misfits

  • @MountainJew69
    @MountainJew69 Před 2 lety +3180

    Sweet video Cody “Ko” haha. I really enjoyed the part where you made all those jokes. And also when you commentated on that cool video. Great luck to you friend!

  • @jOeCHEM
    @jOeCHEM Před 2 lety +1

    I can't stop coming back here to listen to the song.

  • @alankritgaur
    @alankritgaur Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so glad Cody mentioned Mr Robot, one of the greatest TV shows of all time.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Před 2 lety +513

    congrats to Cody on the 4 bill, shoutout to the misfits

  • @RedExo
    @RedExo Před 2 lety +393

    The lengths Cody goes for comedic effects is always hilarious. On top of that he makes another banger. He must be stopped.

    • @breadlyss
      @breadlyss Před rokem +5

      he can't keep getting away with this

  • @k4rma810
    @k4rma810 Před 2 lety +3

    i love how cody tried to make a bad song but made something gorgeous

  • @noface3641
    @noface3641 Před 2 lety

    somehow they both don't make any sense and make perfect sense at the same time. I love it.

  • @bailey5269
    @bailey5269 Před 2 lety +391

    Tbh Cody, I imagined a raccoon with a mask and a revolver on his hip... But maybe that's just me

    • @nickharrison1477
      @nickharrison1477 Před 2 lety +4

      Limga

    • @mackenziejoy600
      @mackenziejoy600 Před 2 lety +1

      Same lmaoo

    • @sohotimhot7975
      @sohotimhot7975 Před 2 lety

      *Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
      is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @TheRockLobsterMafia
      @TheRockLobsterMafia Před 2 lety +8

      Don’t you mean a big iron on his hip?

    • @bailey5269
      @bailey5269 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheRockLobsterMafia haha yes

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler Před 2 lety +795

    It makes me feel good that there is finally someone who’s made a voice and is speaking up for those poor ostracized millionaires. #FreeRazzNotHerHusbandThoCuzHeCheatedUsingMultipleBurnerFlipPhones

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 Před 2 lety +24

      He cheated? With... Women? I always assumed that they were both gay and used each other as a front... Cuz I don't see how any woman could be attracted to that guy lmao

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 Před 2 lety +77

      @@loveableheathen7441 and why do you think any guy would be attracted to him?

    • @loveableheathen7441
      @loveableheathen7441 Před 2 lety +18

      @@lvbboi9 bottom/sub vibes ig

    • @minodhij9056
      @minodhij9056 Před 2 lety +33

      @@loveableheathen7441 what 😭😭

    • @alanbossdon1386
      @alanbossdon1386 Před 2 lety

      @@loveableheathen7441 uhhhh found the sigma alpha chad thundercock male hahahaha.

  • @berryaries
    @berryaries Před 2 lety +4

    Kinda felt bad about the 8 burner phones for side chicks but the pancake dance at 7:13 made me feel for dude

  • @yanncalderwood4900
    @yanncalderwood4900 Před 2 lety +4

    I heard you guys talking about this on the TMG podcast and couldn't stop laughing. glad to see Razzlekhan making an appearance on the channel lmao

  • @deadlikedisco4726
    @deadlikedisco4726 Před 2 lety +83

    This is the kind of shit that makes me feel like I can really do anything as long as I try.

  • @Seth_Desu
    @Seth_Desu Před 2 lety +105

    you just know that while the FBI was investigating her, they had to watch her rap videos and see her shout out the hackers. homie was def grinning ear to ear with that bar lmao

  • @n0tsrry
    @n0tsrry Před 2 lety +2

    3:49 was my reaction to your sweatshirt dawg

  • @heyitsbrene8052
    @heyitsbrene8052 Před 2 lety +2

    Dude the menu he was reading off of in the parody is hilariously absurd 🤣🤣😭 “human baby” and the “chinchilla soup” took me out 💀

  • @baileyobrien8045
    @baileyobrien8045 Před 2 lety +44

    They sound like they're trying to buy a house on one of those HGTV shows. He's a a part-time magician and she's an underground (VERY underground) rapper. Their budget us 20 million.

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 Před 2 lety

      the guy definitely smashes potatoes for work and she has a butterfly orchard

  • @rileygestwa5042
    @rileygestwa5042 Před 2 lety +142

    Cody literally flexing his math on us in the first 5 mins, we get it you made an app dude