Marc Maron - Brain Cancer - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 22. 02. 2015
- Marc Maron goes to a neurologist to find out if the brain cancer he made up is actually real.
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really don't want to cringe any more than i am after watching this... oof... i'd say this fella's whole standup career is an insane fail
A tip: you can watch series at flixzone. Me and my gf have been using it for watching lots of of movies these days.
@Jay Khari Yea, I have been using Flixzone} for since november myself :)
"when you google symptoms know in your heart that all you're doing is look to confirm that you are dying" That is such an incredibly true statement
All google roads lead to cancer.
Me: I have a headache.
Google: That's because you got AIDS.
Lol nah I do it hoping it's something... cuz my ego NEEDS/IS right
Luckily I'm stupid and wrong ALL THE THE TIME...No matter what I smoke/inhale
well really when you google anything related to beliefs/concepts all you're doing is looking for confirmation of a thing you haven't yet admitted to yourself that you already believe. You're smart enough to not be able to fool yourself, but not enough to not use other people to fool yourself.
The test the doctor did on the feet is called the Babinski test. He's seeing if the reflexes have altered due to alterations in the neurons.
chaosawaits thanks Genuinely my brain damaged butt couldn’t remember the word “Babinski”
this is a comedic act
@@wc6046 this is a pointless comment. Cheers for the fact chaosawaits!
This is all my experience, he just stole it😭😂
oooo someone's gonna get layed in college
1:29 Marc Maron states he probably has a brain tumor; guy behind him shrugs and thinks to himself, "yeah, probably."
Lolol 😂😂
😂😂😂
Please make thousands of these
This Is Not Happening is my favorite stand up of all time
It cured my brain cancer
ImposterDaniel not without my favorite Jew!
Yeah but they should be more careful about the people they put in the background. That douche in the blue polo shirt was annoying and distracting AF.
@@williejohnson3866 Lmao imagine having a 'favorite jew' as if we don't hate all of them.
I really like this guy he is so good at pulling you and he literally has you thinking like him in the moment
Moore Core yes he does. I'm an alcoholic and plan a sober life but if I get brain cancer I'm definitely going back to the sauce
This is shot 10 times better than any special I've ever seen.
Comedy Central would double their views simply by skipping the intro and starting when the comic comes on
Yeah too bad there's no way to do that yourself eh?
I like the intros, so for every douche like you there's someone who actually enjoys them.
ItsBTrue these guys are tripping that intros annoying I totally feel you
Josh Reitz huh?? da fuq you talking about? think you might have gone off on a tangent there...
Manuel Amador ItsBTrue is one of “these guys tripping that intros annoying”....
think you maybe mixed up..
I had tingling in my hands and feet once. I also had heart palpitations and dizziness and nausea. I was absolutely convinced I was dying... then my doctor put me on an anti anxiety medication and it went away. Now I manage my anxiety with regular exercise to avoid those weird terrifying physical symptoms.
cool story sis
I relate, bro.
Cool story bro
i was bleeding from my ass once. thought it was hemorrhoids. turned out to be lymphoma. these things happen. moral of the story is, always hope for hemorrhoids.
i have all these symptoms along with intense visual/auditory disturbances. i've tried anxiety meds but got no relief...
R.I.P Marc Maron
"He had the best tumors"
So, soon to be Trump's new healthcare minister?
He's not dead..
🎵 _Every breath you taaaaake..._ 🎵
🎵 _Every move you maaaake..._ 🎵
“I’ll be watching you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
@@PostalPatriot556 r/WOOOOOSH
"This is not happening" is my favorite thing on youtube. Such honesty and reckless edits that it's just perfect.
On the internet, every possible conceivable symptom eventually leads to some horrific incurable terminal illness.
For me it's my anxiety that makes my hands and feet tingle....also when I am dehydrated...
Uncensored is the way!
My hands and feet tingle and then go numb every time I have an anxiety attack. It's incredibly scary when you don't understand why it's happening, though, and because you are already freaking out you do think you're dying sometimes.
periphreal neuropathy :)
Greatest story about someone not having cancer I've ever heard
I relate to Marc Maron on every level
One of the greats! I hope this series continues for a long time I seriously can't get enough.
His show on Netflix/IFC is pretty good, reminds me of Louie, doesn't quite have the same charm, but it's pretty good.
Seeing this story play out on the show was pretty funny
Blacksnyder Yes. The episode with Joey Coco Diaz 1st time on the show is among the greatest TV comedy episodes EVER.
For a 56 year old man he looks incredible and Got great energy
A simple story. But huge performance. That is art, when you make it look easy.
thank you for The Thing reference
Hell yeah man, best intro!
Really difficult to skip the video to the spot just after Ari exits the screen but before the performance begins.
He killed it. Great stuff.
As someone who has Health Anxiety this made me laugh and cry at the same time.
1:30 watch the guys face in the blue shirt
Dude has no sense of humor. What's he doing at a comedy show? Haha the woman to his right is laughing the whole time
Ive been battling brain cancer for a while. It's true the MRI techs won't tell you. But if you know how to read faces you'll know almost Everytime.
How ya doing?
wow really? no wonder my father passed with stage 4 in a 2 month span of diagnoisis to passing. 56 years old and they said it was so bad and aggressive it should've been noticed long ago. but then again the way my dad is he may have hid it because he didn't want me to worry
Please tell me you made it through.
Wow. We are all witnessing an amazing thing. And that is the world recognizing the late bloom of success of Mr. Marc Maron.
He was one of my favorite comics in the mid-nineties. I don't laugh at much anymore, because look around. But he's had great pull on the podcast. "Success" though?
I have MRI taken regularly due to my MS. I hope I don't suddenly remember "the little person" making the noises next time I'm in the tube because bursting in to laughter might mess the images.
this show could just be Maron and Ms pat telling story after story this show could last for 10 years.
These are soo effing funny
Too good! What's the track playing in the intro btw?
0:51 for the start
holy shit look at the guy in yhe blue shiry at 1:29 when marc says i got a brain tumor
Lol! He's checking your lymph nodes.
0:57 intro skip
This is one of the funniest stand ups I’ve seen in a long time
I like this guy!
I do emergent EKGs for people who have claimed to have "chest pain" in the ER for a living. Every time you walk into an ER waiting room you're being interviewed and if you failed YOUR interview it means YOU'RE not sick. Do not get mad at the triage nurse because YOU'RE not sick enough to get into the ER yet. It's ALWAYS in poor taste.
I worked at Atlanta medical center and a patient told me he had a heart attack in his leg, nasal congestion in his chest, and HIV. He was then evaluated by the PET assessor
That’s always a good healthy thing. Googling if you have cancer.
was diagnosed just about ith ms with the eraser on the foot.
Marc i love
I fucking love Marc Maron
maron's the best.
He is funny! And great on GLOW!
Marc Maron in bullet time. Excellent.
Marc Maron struggled with comedy when he was younger, but now he really has matured into one of the greats. He's up there. He's that good
3:22 they wana see if the inside is hurt, you know like a ripped musle, that would feel like a hole in the inside of the skin; You could also have an injury that didn't heel well (it's pretty common) and is now bugging you
Nice intro. The Thing!!
So true about neurologists lol
I wasn’t afraid that he called me that, M O M
I just wanted some goddamn ICE C R E A M
Dayum, Macaulay Culkin got old!
Aye, its Tony Stark
Iron lung _wishes_ he was this cool
He is in glow on netflix
It is really fucking loud. That is a true fact. They give you the headphones so you can listen to music, but that is not what happens. There's no music in that machine.
ive been in one and it wasnt bad
Had a self diagnosed cancerous Ebola diabetic tumor on my brain, been in remission for 3 years now.
This was gold.
a matrix shot of marc maron's face, it doesn't get more oxymoronic than that.
*IT IS ME 100% EVERY DAY LAST WEEK I THOUGHT I HAD BRAIN CANCER LAST WEEK LEST SEE WHAT MY PANIC SAYS I HAVE THIS WEEK LMAO*
These openings are absolutely awesome!
Ive had headaches every day for a year, I probably have a tumor, im probably going to die, fuck it whatever.
We are all going to die
George Yeah some sooner than others
Nathan Nichols I love you.
Hey are you alive tho?
Marc Maron,fucking legend
as an ex med student, its people like this that made me switch career paths
My ear's clogging up,
I deserve an MRI...
...what do ya get for
a clogged up nose?
MRI's sound like the neatest techno.
That Asian girl in the front row has my heart
That’s idiotic
Show starts at 0:40
So essentially nothing happened, but damn that was entertaining.
Uhm. Usually you dont take your MRI results to your doctor to get the diagnosis. The MRI results are directly analysed by a radiologists, who tells you at the place what is wrong and after that writes a report for your doctor.
I think diagnostic MRI work with at least 1 Tesla, to get a magnetic field of that strength you need massive electro magnets spinning really fast. It's going to make a lot of noise.
Any medical imaging tool is only as accurate as the patients ability to lay still. Movement can be account for to a limited extend, but its always going to cost you some accuracy. And people find it hard to lay still normally, more so in a claustrophobic space.
And no technician is ever going to put their ass on the line and diagnose you. Regardless of wetter they're right or wrong, they don't have the responsibility to directly inform you. So why would they risk a reaction?
Why waste budget on all these intros
ramonmonch I love them. I assume the show itself is naturally low budget as it is just footage of small sets in a club so that leaves money for those intros. I don't even think they would be that expensive.
I agree
I don't mind them. They set the scene
Isn't/wasn't it an actual tv show?
I assume it's just the intro and stuff from it, because you kinda have to have a intro like that for a show.
But I agree with many people here that they should just have the Comedy Central 1-second header intro, and maybe 5 seconds of a title screen and a music fade out into Ari introducing the comic.
It's a little obvious that the CC marketing team made some final decisions on how they cut these videos with a "teaser" intro and the full show intro with the music, which is actually a waste of time since it's on CZcams.
They're great, but I fast forward to get to the comic.
Cheetah's is a a weird venue, but it's oddly perfect for certain standups.
3 men in a boat
Those sounds are pretty close
skip first 56 seconds.
I have had an MRI and I can guarantee that the sound was so horrible and loud that I had to wear eartips
Why is the audio not syncing with the video?
The thing is a fucking incredible movie
He should have circled back to the doctor saying "take care of yourself" in response to the "no tumors?" Question right before hanging up. The final closing should have been "So I have brain cancer but I also have an HMO so what can you do?"
Coolest hypochondriac ever
Yeah, I had to totally stop looking at WebMD. My doctor told me to.
Tingling sensations on your hands and feet may be due to lack of vitamin B12. The first thing your doctors should have asked was if you eat well and then send you for some blood tests. Secondly, anxiety and other psychiatric conditions.
We don't send people for MRIs without strong indications
Commissioner Jim Gordon is really funny these days!
the bit has been done a thousand times
Ugh what? That would be Maron's response to everyone if HE WAS THE DR!
pinched nerve
I never knew Bill Adama did standup! And wow, only having to wait until the end of the day when you get an MRI in the morning? Americans with the money for healthcare are overly spoilt. I mean, if it was something urgent I'm sure the NHS would scan a brain quickly, but if a potential hypochondriac got a brain scan appointment on such mild symptoms, it'd be at least a couple months for the scan and then another week or two for the results. You can also do private healthcare/insurance here in the UK, it's not Soviet Russia where they beat you with ...bears(?) for using non-state healthcare, but our _free_ healthcare while generally extremely comprehensive is also rationed out according to need.
lol. a person from the uk complaining about our fucking awesome capitalist healthcare. you and russia take your death panels and year long waiting lists back to north korea where they belong.
nezZario, "death panels" are basically what your country does by default. What you're referring to is simply panels of people who decide where it's the most effective to spend the _free government healthcare money,_ i.e. what will cause the greatest increase in quality of life for the most people. So yes, they'll stop funding healthcare for an elderly cancer patient with two weeks to live, but if that elderly healthcare patient has the money, they're free to go to one of Britain's many private hospitals. The "death panel" thing is something your country does _far_ more because your government is even more stingy about who they'll fund healthcare for.
As for year long waiting lists... sure, if your condition isn't particularly critical that might happen. And again, you're free to choose to go to a private hospital with shorter waiting lists. But when I broke my leg last year, I got surgery the next morning. So, sweetheart... are you a smart enough person to (independently research and verify, and) learn these widely known facts? Or are you someone impervious to logic, reason, empirical facts, and the like? I really hope for the sake of your spiritual growth that it's the former... take care, my angry new CZcams friend! 💜
Finally... you do realise I criticise American policy because I care about and want the best for the American people, right? And that I'm just as critical of the shitty aspects of my own country, for the exact same reason, that I care about my own people? Having a super sexy accent does not invalidate my opinion. I know that unless you're from the south you'll lack a super sexy accent and therefore be somewhat jealous, but do something _constructive_ with that jealousy! Hire a voice coach and get all the ladies, my accent certainly gets _me_ all the ladies! 😁
sounds like you need to go see a doctor, pixel girl. maybe get some fucking valium? some codeine for your obviously overblown mensies? oh wait .. good luck with that year long waiting list. go watch steven crowder's video on canada's healthcare system. they told him he was going to need to wait a year for a MRI or pay $900. lol!! (he's FROM canada!) ... remember honey we don't have fucked up healthcare anymore here. everybody has capitalist insurance and everybody gets MRI's when they actually fucking need them!
nezZano, sweetie, if I needed some codeine that would be a GP appointment, and that would be _at worst_ a waiting list of two weeks, with the option to come in the same day you phone (on a priority queue) if the doctor feels you _really_ need to see them. The only time I've ever had waiting lists even _close_ to a year was when I waited three months to see a sleep specialist, and I'm a severely disabled woman so I frequently need medical attention. If someone really needs an MRI, they will get an MRI, however if someone's just hypochondriac, I think it'd take severe hypochondria to get an MRI on that basis alone (although to be fair, I got a chest x-ray on what I fully admitted to the GP probably was moderate hypochondria). Now here, not everyone has private health insurance, because most people don't see the need and view the nationalised health service as sufficient. Over in the US not everyone has health insurance, but the main difference is those people are simply buttfucked.
By the way, what part of me calmly and rationally providing information to correct some of your rather inaccurate beliefs makes you think I need to shove diazepam (or "Valium" if you want to be a slave to silly brand names) up my hoo-hah to stem the blood flow? I mean admittedly there's membranes in there that'd probably lead to a nice high from vaginal administration, but I don't think that's what we're going for. And do you not see just a _smidgen_ of hypocrisy in your first message, which laments the criticism of US healthcare by a filthy foreigner and then almost immediately goes on an uneducated rant about SOVIET DEATH PANELS and waiting lists which do not exist unless your medical problem is both minor and esoterical enough to need a specialist consultant in high demand? Your assertions simply do not fit the facts. However I have to say, if you're just trolling, I guess... well done on making me waste time writing out reasoned responses to a character who literally cannot understand anything beyond the political rhetoric he/she/they have been brainwashed with? But, you lose points for not actually provoking an emotional response beyond "hey I'd like to correct this poor misinformed sweetie's highly erroneous perception of the implementation of healthcare in my country, this is a sad example of what political extremism does to a person's brain, it's not their fault they were suckered in... the poor dear... let's try to help them out". So like, 6 out of 10? But you know, either way, whether you're Poeing me or not, I really wish the best for you in the future. I'm a pacifist hippy "love everyone" girl, soooo probably not the easiest of targets for trolling? But hey, maybe you like a challenge 😂
@@nezZario You're knowledge of other countries healthcare systems were acquired by watching Stephen Crowder?haha. You invalidated every inkling of credibitly you have by admitting that, not like you had had any before that anyway. Why don't you do some actual research into the matter rather than listening to some extremely biased far-right moron? You know, like someone who actually knows what they're talking about?
P.s. if our healthcare system is so great, why do families go $100,000's in debt just to pay for a loved ones cancer treatment? Why are diabetics dying due to them not being able to afford insulin? Why are people having to only take half of their require dosage?
Dude in the background audience on the left DOESNT LAUGH OR SMILE ONCE! Someone check his basement for bodies.
Why does he remind me of Leon trotzky?
Mor pleeez
You should have caught that ball dude. Wouldn’t even have been scared of cancer
He was around kinison in the coke days and he tells this story? cmon mark have you seen this series before?
Anxiety is a hell of a drug
This audience was not giving the laughs a lot of this material deserved!
Cancer... can,sir.
What’s not funny is that 2 years ago I started off with those same symptoms, and within 7 days time I could not walk. I had a MRI, and they found that in my neck my spinal cord was being compressed so badly that it had started to actually hemorrhage. I had to emergency surgery, and my neurosurgeon told me that I had been only one accidental bump to my neck away from being a quadriplegic. THAT got my attention! The only permanent damage I have is my balance is kind of messed up, and I probably fall more than most people do. But, I’m just extremely grateful that I didn’t end up a quadriplegic! BTW-I don’t know your beliefs, but while I am grateful to my neurosurgeon, I am also most grateful to God!!!
I liked it though
He could be Tim Kennedy’s dad
0:56 to skip intro
MRIs aren’t that bad...HIDA scan sucks
2 hours in a square tube that’s like half the size of the mri chute. Glad Marc’s okay
Waiting for doctors.. that's real shit. Pray to god you don't actually have something wrong with you...