Freak sounds like he's smoking a family of five. Why bring up hunting? Dude isn't smoking salmon brisket or wild boar ribs. That lizard people thing is horseshit, but on God this man is a damn Lizard.
@DmY808 idk if Facebook was supposed to be as big as it was nor did he imagine his face was going to be so prominent and he'd be forced to be so politically involved.
Congress : Why is there smoke coming out of your smoker, Mark ? Mark : Uh... oh! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
@@newbtuber333 nice try but next time choose your words carefully. There is a difference between He put a video on the net BBQing and THIS is the video of him doing said task. C for effort though!
Check your smoker Mark. Way too much white smoke brother... Dirty smoke... You're going to end up with bitter meat. Guess smoking meat isn't as easy as you think it is.
This is literally 1 minute of Mark trying to convince people he's human
Yup.
Yeah I was about to say what a lizard!
literally 1 day and counting of people still not that convinced that this was not real
gave himself away pronouncing "salmon"
I was dead ass thinking the same thing lmfaoooo
âWhat are you guys making for dinner?â âSir this is a congressâ
Lmao
âthey taste doubly better when u actually hunt the animalâ sounds like something an undercover alien would say
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also sounds like something Joe Rogan would say...
Freak sounds like he's smoking a family of five. Why bring up hunting? Dude isn't smoking salmon brisket or wild boar ribs. That lizard people thing is horseshit, but on God this man is a damn Lizard.
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I could see the Nuge saying that not Cuckerberg!
He sounded like he was giving a high school science class presentation thatâs worth 50% of his grade.
lmao
He said half of the joy is being connected to what you kill. He's sick!
@@AQUARIUM1984WTW you're sick
@@RealSelene you right I am....Gimme ya leg!
thats the way of life baby. The predator eats the prey. Go in cage and trying convincing a lion that.@@AQUARIUM1984WTW
Normal guys dream of being billionaires. Billionaires dream of being normal guys, apparently.
@DmY808 most people dont even have a garage lol
@DmY808 idk if Facebook was supposed to be as big as it was nor did he imagine his face was going to be so prominent and he'd be forced to be so politically involved.
NO,rich will never want to be a poor
"I must convince humans that I'm not an Alien but how?...."
* Smokes Brisket
You have issues hillarious
@@xPR0SP3RITYx apparently at least 49 other people have issues too.
Exactly!
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âItâs doubly better when hunted yourself đ€ â
Aww hes trying so hard to be human, Its adorable.
Yep cock
@KingInTheNorth PepeLaugh
Its a fake
@@cadavres2930 dont tell him PepeLaugh
Here him talk about VR its kinda legit
Congress : Why is there smoke coming out of your smoker, Mark ?
Mark : Uh... oh! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
only real ones will get this reference đđ... IT'S AURORA BOREALIS
Dam simps they work in every situation
@@KennyChuiOfficial bruh anyone who has been on the internet in the last year will get that reference
@@sauceandtoss7039 I've been on the internet since before you were born, probably. And i don't get the reference.
@@th3unmaker Many people consider the mainstream internet the only internet (sadly)
man i wish so badly this actually happened like this.
It did đ
Mark zuckerberg: Look Iâm normal. Iâm not an AI with the most generic looking nerd ever.
Mohammed Hussain: Look I didn't copy the guy's comment with 200 likes yesterday.
Oh no the ai has gain taste bugsđą
Zuckerberg: "Look I am human you can tell because I like smoked meats like those Texan fellas"
I think itâs called âtexicanâ people
@@MN-de texan.
@@MN-deThose are called tejanos
M N itâs not
Are we good here?
Whoever made this needs an applause right now.
He is trying to convince everyone that he has to eat food like regular humans. He is doing a very bad job
I'm surprised that a guy with this much pure charisma had to create a website just to get laid in college...
At least he's using that Sweet Baby Ray's.
Your prfp is so fitting
Iâm glad heâs not using Cookies
Georgeâs the best
facts!!! hahah
pshh stubbs is where its at yo
It's brilliant fake for anyone wondering.
Lol
Who could have figured
You mean the shitty low income backyard didn't give it away!??!?!?!?!?!
This isnât fake lmao he actually put a video on Facebook of him smoking meat. The congress thing is absolutely fake lol. The video isnât.
@@newbtuber333 nice try but next time choose your words carefully. There is a difference between He put a video on the net BBQing and THIS is the video of him doing said task. C for effort though!
I'm now 100% convinced there's human meat in that smoker.
Hey everyone, hope you enjoy the video I made - feel free to sub to our channel or follow us on twitter!
Holy crap you guys are awesome! Hope you don't mind the repost. I pinned this comment and linked Eliot's Twitter post in the description.
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@@headassofficial Why didnt you clarify in the description?
@@headassofficial where's the link and pinned comment?
Zuckerberg: Hi, Im human. Human human human.
Just look at my grill
Check your smoker Mark. Way too much white smoke brother... Dirty smoke... You're going to end up with bitter meat. Guess smoking meat isn't as easy as you think it is.
Bruh lmao
HAHAHA nice to see you here Greg! Hilarious.
lmao!! this was the first thing I noticed
It's for effect. Once the camera was turned off he was like "Okay, somebody throw this crap out."
Who calls their dogs a "crazy beast"? He's not human. It's obvious at this point.
Dogs are crazy beasts |:-)
As you can see here Zucc is trying to fit in with the human male while explaining the human idea of dinner
He is adapting at a rather fast rate it seems. Hopefully he can get the ratio of sunscreen down to a human level soon enough.
You fooled me for half a sec. I actually thought zuc had a sense of humor.
I like to cook human food on my human food cooker with my human hands.
I like to cook human for food on my humanfood cooker with my human hands recipe.
"BBQ goes great with a glass of adrenochrome " - Mark Zuckerberg
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what is adrenochrome i see it everywhere
@@garrett9248 who is Q? (for clarity, I'm mucking around, not making the claim)
Stealthor ????
I got your anderchrome right here buddy. In ma pp
Ah damn instead of Congress.exe
Camping.exe had been initiated ,fatal error
Run âWater Cooler Talkâ.exe
He thinks humans just go hunt regularly đđ
Man he's really doing everything to prove he's human
The leader of the facebook aliens plays a convincing human.
The Unconscious synchronicity symbolism is so great, it confirms everything we know about the DÔn: His a Avatar of Zeus
Sounds like what a lizard would say about BBQing
American politics is in a currently stranger place than normal.......
Imagine how fun it would be being him doing this shit knowing people will go insane over it
The context of how he lift the dog after talking about hunting and eating đ
His smoke is looking a little dirty, he needs to check his firebox.
That shit looks like a train engine
Shit looks like the end of a fumehood lol
Yesss
Needed this
Zack: Meat. You are being grilled. Meat: No. You are being grilled.
This editing is gold.
THE END đ€Łđđđ "oh yea he's crazy, crazy beast" and the dogs ponytail wttff lmao
Thank you Eliot for this đ
lizardman
Mark is mos def a lizard alien đœ đŠ
Headass he hunts people
Bro roasting congress đđđđ
"Smoking meat" sounds like he's been smoking other things.
Yeah right, Microsoft Sam. The briskets will jam your gears as soon as you shove it down.
1:16 Jeff Bezos coming in like âwhat the fuck am I watching?â
Such a powerful video. Kids will study it in schools 50 years from now
The sheer amount of effort that he puts to just look normal has started to amuse me
The sweet baby rays in the background should be holding up some books mark smh
LOL Sundar and Tim just like wtf.
Mark is 36 in human years
Zuck seems really connected to hunting wild boars.
I loved the remake of this one with Sweet Baby Rays!
thank you Eliot
So he hunted a cow and harvested a brisket ? Lmao
Say what you want, but those lizard eyes wonât fool me đ
Congress man: Mr speaker whens lunch?
he legit looks like an alien, trying to convince everyone hes not an alien by smoking meat like humans
âDoubley goodâ
Good video edit
The number of lawyers and marketing experts that must have collaborated on this 1-minute play...
Internet today!
"I smokes the meats"
he doesn't eat meat. he eats pizza
Haha! đ heâs shitting on them cuz heâs living his best life!
Way to go Mark! I love it!!!
Whoopty do Iâm a human guy doing human things
This sounds like a commercial
Thanks for watching! Subscribe to be invited to the bbq đ
Your whole channels basically republican meme propaganda. Please delete it, thanks.
The DeadCreator You mustâve missed our Toddler Trump video
@@headassofficial o my bad haha, just saw 3 videos of yours all attacking the democratic party
The DeadCreator Itâs all good! Let me know what you think about it
@@headassofficial it was good but he didnt say "fake news" enough. 5/10
I like how this is in the food section of CZcams
tim cook just sippin' his tea there :_)
Haha 1:17 Jeff join in and heâs like what the hell
Headass gang
The Space Bar Gang gang đȘ
i have never needed more context
Bruh I swear those lizard memes might be fucking real. This is fucking scary. haha
I think just allowing the burger to travel from his eyebrows to forehead in the sun is a sufficient grill already.
you cant tell me thats not a porn title.
Some brilliant lawyers and advisors at work.....
Thank you Z U C C
Very cool
I'm a *M E A T C H E F*
hes so trying to sound like a robot its almost not funny, im kinda scared
Heâs trying to sound human, he actually is a robot.
You cant fool me you lizard! :3
Can't help but imagine him being accused of murder while he makes his human brisket.
*That cold stare*
Correct me if I'm wrong but is smoking ribs ... and maybe.. .just maybe ... brisket
Alexa thought him alot
This is beautiful
I'm getting a Sheldon Cooper trying to act like normal people vibe lol
Most awkward "human being" in existence đœ
Excellent
This is excellent.
Funny. Nice mash up!
Brisket timeđ
Looks like something from a movie
Don't forget that sweet baby Ray's
He looks like shaldon
Bbq baby for sure.
Sounds like something Hannibal Lecter would do
Lmfao! Who made this? Hey! That's pretty good
Smoking human meat that is...
He's hamming it up. đ
The ginger teaching cooking.