Food Theory: Wait... Coffee is a SOUP?!

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    We found the answer to the age-old question of "Is a hotdog a sandwich?". Now it is time to make another set of people REALLY angry at me. The coffee people to be precise. What question are we answering today? Well, you read the title but for those of you who may have skipped over it - here you go! Is COFFEE actually a SOUP?
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  • @ThatCybertChannel
    @ThatCybertChannel Před 2 lety +27925

    I don't normally comment, but I needed you all to know my disappointment in this episode. -Head Editor Dan

    • @TGOPoma
      @TGOPoma Před 2 lety +434

      Hey, Dan!

    • @demidemiurge1023
      @demidemiurge1023 Před 2 lety +1100

      I agree. It should be a tea, not a soup.

    • @karmicgal344
      @karmicgal344 Před 2 lety +707

      Sorry Head Editor Dan but your wife is _technically_ correct

    • @mistermanthe4th
      @mistermanthe4th Před 2 lety +619

      I imagine the worst part of this was knowing you'd have to edit the final verdict, whether or not it matched your opinion.

    • @cheeselord8153
      @cheeselord8153 Před 2 lety +216

      @@demidemiurge1023 tea is also soup

  • @SentinalhMC
    @SentinalhMC Před 2 lety +9307

    Episode Idea: How much cheese would Cheetos need to contain to literally be dangerously cheesy

    • @fries4me10
      @fries4me10 Před 2 lety +269

      This is frigging genius

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama Před 2 lety +130

      packed beyond the swarzchild radius of cheese

    • @farhansaber9330
      @farhansaber9330 Před 2 lety +61

      This is really good I want to see this as a video lmfaooo

    • @thtotaku
      @thtotaku Před 2 lety +35

      i mean, if you have cheese powder that's off, it's gonna be a small amount.

    • @deebo429__
      @deebo429__ Před 2 lety +20

      Oh wow, a good CZcams comment recommendation? I never expected this.

  • @trish87563
    @trish87563 Před rokem +679

    I'd actually contend that coffee is not a fruit-seed soup, but rather a fruit-seed stock, because you filter out the thing that you boiled to make the drink. In soups, you still have solids left behind in the finished product, even if they're pureed, but in coffee, you filter the solids out.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před rokem +418

    1:07 "DON'T SAY THAT!" already I can tell this is going to be a great episode.

    • @prince32YT
      @prince32YT Před rokem +1

      Ik! It was tho tbh

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn Před 10 měsíci +1

      Coffee is bean powder infusion

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR Před 2 lety +2449

    The brain storm call at the start is so good. I love seeing the ideation process.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +1628

    8:30
    "Don't believe everything you see on TikTok, friends."
    Don't worry matPat, I don't even believe literally anything I see on TikTok.

  • @littykitty040
    @littykitty040 Před rokem +86

    Cooler: "Let me tell you a secret, coffee is just bean soup"

  • @violetadams4428
    @violetadams4428 Před rokem +100

    Dan's screams of frustration are the best parts of the episode. Lmao.

  • @grumpychat9417
    @grumpychat9417 Před rokem +4121

    "Amy's chugging her bean broth right now"
    "DONT SAY THAT!"
    best moment ever

  • @chrisjohnsonvan
    @chrisjohnsonvan Před rokem +2812

    I can't believe you totally missed that coffee is a POTION. It's brewed, it has magical properties, and if you found a vial of it in a dungeon you'd have to make a very difficult decision about whether to drink it or not.

  • @Simon_Electric
    @Simon_Electric Před 10 měsíci +36

    MatPat you have enough resources and shows to fill an entire cable network. It's amazing how much your channel has grown over the years.

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 Před rokem +70

    I cannot believe I just watched a video about whether or not coffee was a soup or not. AND IT MADE SENSE!!

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 Před rokem +4012

    I like how Mat doesn't bother adding that this explanation automatically proves that Tea is also soup.

    • @-Foof
      @-Foof Před rokem +234

      Leaf soup.

    • @Carbon-cringe-human
      @Carbon-cringe-human Před rokem +19

      What to you mean "also"

    • @loganwolv3393
      @loganwolv3393 Před rokem +86

      @@Carbon-cringe-human It means that soup isn't just made out of well vegetable liquid extract and cofee seed extract but is also made of leaf extract wich is commonly refered as tea.

    • @acegamer9347
      @acegamer9347 Před rokem +113

      “This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!”

    • @bookworm0414
      @bookworm0414 Před rokem +80

      @@acegamer9347 "Uncle, that's what all tea is."

  • @luckyanubis_
    @luckyanubis_ Před 2 lety +920

    I love how when MattPatt heard that tiktokers were making mash-potatoes out of chips, he isn’t even surprised, he just laughs & says “Of course they are”

  • @shugaraddict
    @shugaraddict Před rokem +30

    Dan took this personally. Even in the call he was ready throw hands through the screen 😂

  • @artifexarts2944
    @artifexarts2944 Před rokem +11

    Watching Dan get so upset at mat calling Amy's coffee "bean broth" makes me laugh every single time

  • @ignisofficialgaming
    @ignisofficialgaming Před rokem +312

    As a barista, I'm more partial to the idea that it's a potion. It''s brewed and is magical because it grants the drinker the strength to go about their day

  • @LokiScarletWasHere
    @LokiScarletWasHere Před rokem +1650

    You forgot to mention the classification of an "infusion", or what's commonly called a "tea"
    Soup is very specifically eaten, whereas the remaining broth or infusion is then drank or discarded. But that's the thing. The liquid component is often an infusion, either of meat or bone, or of an herbal source. But just as coffee isn't a puree, so to is it not a soup.

  • @DylucahPreciado
    @DylucahPreciado Před rokem +5

    I'm more often than not impressed by the sheer quality of the science in any given episode. It's very pleasing and gets my brain started in the best way possible. The "simple" jokes you usually make are excellent and always fit, never taking away from your point you're trying to make...
    This episode made me roll out of my chair laughing so hard at, "DON'T SAY THAT" Legitimately, I was laughing so hard, the video had played to almost the midpoint before I finally got a hold of myself. I gladly restarted from where I left off...

  • @not_found4865
    @not_found4865 Před rokem +26

    Okay- but hear me out. If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

  • @notisaac6041
    @notisaac6041 Před 2 lety +558

    Imagine going to Starbucks and asking, "Can I have some fruit-seed soup?"

  • @TaeRose29
    @TaeRose29 Před 2 lety +445

    You know…I was expecting “Is cereal a soup” on this channel someday, but I’ve got to admit this is better.

    • @JustLetMeUseNPC
      @JustLetMeUseNPC Před 2 lety +16

      Cereal is soup. Change my mind!

    • @dungeontnt
      @dungeontnt Před 2 lety +6

      Cereal is a soup

    • @eugenekrabs141
      @eugenekrabs141 Před 2 lety +6

      @@JustLetMeUseNPC soups are hot, cereal is cold, soup is boiled, cereal is not, based off mats definition it isent

    • @cislife7140
      @cislife7140 Před 2 lety +8

      @@eugenekrabs141 what about those cold soups gazpacho?

    • @coachmcguirk6297
      @coachmcguirk6297 Před 2 lety +3

      @@cislife7140 it's cooked and then chilled before serving.

  • @CeilingOpossum
    @CeilingOpossum Před rokem +7

    My sister and I have a road trip game where we work to identify 73 distinct soups without looking anything up by the time we arrive at our destination, ( it was inspired by an incredibly strange license plate we saw) and I’m DEFINITELY using coffee next time

  • @orientallegendcomics1316
    @orientallegendcomics1316 Před rokem +26

    Let me tell you a secret, Coffee is just bean soup!

    • @coolsteve3214
      @coolsteve3214 Před 9 měsíci +3

      They hated Cooler because he told the truth

    • @imao15
      @imao15 Před 3 měsíci +1

      EATING *BEANS* I SEE

  • @kalebrounds7520
    @kalebrounds7520 Před 2 lety +713

    So, instead of calling coffee "burnt boiled brown bean broth" like I used to, I should start calling it "scorched simmered sepia seed soup?"

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion Před 2 lety +41

      I feel like calling it "coffee" would be easier but you do you.

    • @benrompen7100
      @benrompen7100 Před 2 lety +6

      It can't be sepia unless you're putting squid/cuttlefish ink into it.

    • @FuryMcpurey
      @FuryMcpurey Před 2 lety +11

      @@benrompen7100 sepia is also a color.

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict Před 2 lety +5

      Dirty soggy bean stock

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 Před 2 lety +4

      'Dirty bean water' will always be my go to.

  • @ethanlewis5750
    @ethanlewis5750 Před rokem +567

    as a trained cook: Coffee is closer to a broth then it is a soup. just like when making a turkey or bone soup you remove the material that gives the water its color and flavor. this is a important distinction.

    • @leeeshizzy4296
      @leeeshizzy4296 Před rokem +30

      so ice coffee is a soup

    • @ethanlewis5750
      @ethanlewis5750 Před rokem +13

      @@leeeshizzy4296 I can agree to that

    • @SamWulfign
      @SamWulfign Před rokem +18

      This is the issue I have with matt, chasing the description with this one. As a food channel should also be taking into account culinary knowledge, it would be more a broth because broth is a igredient for soup, and soup is a food of which you use ingredients to derive sustance for the body, technically you could live only on soup. But only Broth... it's hard to say, I'd say probably no, which is the same for coffee in this regard, you can't live only on coffee.
      And if that is still a issue.... could just simply call it a brew, which is boiled ingredients that is used to hydrate rather then sustain a body.

    • @LR_Bushido
      @LR_Bushido Před rokem +8

      Except if you add creamer and other things to it I don't think it would fall under a broth anymore

    • @SamWulfign
      @SamWulfign Před rokem +6

      @@LR_Bushido It still would, as broth has other ingredients that is used to make a Base, Broth/Stock is also another word for Soup Base which is basically a foundation to prepare soup. The key takeaway here is whether it is food or not.

  • @La-Lloyd494
    @La-Lloyd494 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The "DON'T SAY THAT" kind of caught me off guard

  • @Ojamamon67
    @Ojamamon67 Před rokem +2

    I cannot express the happy inside of my being when episodes like this come out lol I LOVE when you get to blows people’s minds with stuff like this or the sandwich episode or even what makes a fruit a fruit lol

  • @paddygutowski9255
    @paddygutowski9255 Před rokem +631

    In Poland we have "kompot". It is a beverage made from boiling fruits in water. Fruits are then removed, add sugar and you have "kompot". I think this fits your description of coffee better than soup.

    • @thelolim___ster
      @thelolim___ster Před rokem +20

      same in Russia

    • @kitkat25195
      @kitkat25195 Před rokem


      Wow.
      We don’t.

    • @lonergothonline
      @lonergothonline Před rokem +8

      in england, its a compote, which seems like a french word to me. so compoté maybe?

    • @meercreate
      @meercreate Před rokem +14

      A little bit further east, and they usually leave the fruits in

    • @ahumanbeing7426
      @ahumanbeing7426 Před rokem +6

      @@meercreate yeah and we call it komposto (or hoşaf) in turkey lol
      I didn't know it had a similar name in other countries though

  • @milkcrisp5586
    @milkcrisp5586 Před 2 lety +573

    I already knew this because any proper food theorist already knows that everything is soup.

  • @ryanfranco7386
    @ryanfranco7386 Před rokem +4

    I haven't watched the rest of the video, but it was neat to peak behind the scenes at game/food/film theory.

  • @actualaspienc1279
    @actualaspienc1279 Před rokem +24

    THEORY IDEA:
    Are products that contain coffee (energy shots, candy bars, other things like that) as effective as a cup of coffee? I ask because I’ve had the Kit-Kat Mocha duos and have felt the effects as one would after a cup of coffee (which is odd because caffeine doesn’t wake me up, yay ADD) so I wonder if it’s really something about the coffee that can just be put into ANYTHING and it have the same effect.

  • @rebeccamockerman6132
    @rebeccamockerman6132 Před rokem +1240

    I would love to see a crossover of this and the "the ocean is a soup" argument lol

    • @pkmnmasters2842
      @pkmnmasters2842 Před rokem +14

      Yeeeesss

    • @lathyrusloon
      @lathyrusloon Před rokem +26

      I have indeed heard people refer to the ocean as a soup.

    • @anoyint
      @anoyint Před rokem +3

      The ocean is inedible so no, not a soup.

    • @triparadox.c
      @triparadox.c Před rokem +48

      @@anoyint It is edible
      just once

    • @ianluk6385
      @ianluk6385 Před rokem +41

      @@anoyint the ocean is, technically, edible. Is it palatable? Probably not, especially if you don't prepare that seafood in some manner, but it is technically edible.

  • @thegammagamer3776
    @thegammagamer3776 Před 2 lety +510

    I feel like "tea" would be a more apt definition, seeing as tea is made by soaking the parts of a plant in water: "leaves, roots, etc" And some teas ARE made with the seeds of a plant rather than the more common components.
    edit: Also fruit soups generally end with those seeds still floating around, whereas coffee is filtered through the "beans" but never actually contain the seeds themselves.

    • @kyoxtohru112
      @kyoxtohru112 Před 2 lety +33

      Yes and teas and coffees usually are classified together cause they both are extractions from plant products.
      Honestly the closest thing on the list given was broth, cause with the seed soups they still have the seeds in them. Either chunky or ground finely to a puree with hot liquid added to make it filling.

    • @Sam-rj2qn
      @Sam-rj2qn Před 2 lety +17

      So is coffee tea or tea a coffee?

    • @tanyacarbajal3597
      @tanyacarbajal3597 Před 2 lety +17

      Yes. I expected him to cover this information and end in tea as the answer But I feel he stopped investigating and cut the video short.

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli Před 2 lety +21

      By the mental gymnastics of this episode, tea would either be a soup or broth in MatPat's book. I think it's safe to say the crux of this episode was choosing to ignore that it's served as a beverage under the flimsy argument that part of some soups can be drunk...specifically the broth...which he ruled out coffee being...
      Nothing wrong with it as entertainment, but this is "Sans is Ness" level theorizing.

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 Před 2 lety +20

      @@tanyacarbajal3597 Coffee is a type of tea. Tea can't be coffee because coffee only comes from coffee beans, while tea can come from an endless variety of plants.

  • @riverpubby
    @riverpubby Před rokem

    I honestly love the insight into the theory processes, i would love to see more discussion stuff like that!! (Even post episode releases!!)

  • @alexcastellanosleon
    @alexcastellanosleon Před rokem +2

    i love the intro, please more of the pitch meetings

  • @fabricdragon
    @fabricdragon Před 2 lety +922

    as a note: Turkish coffee DOES actually contain the ground coffee... and while you dont ingest all the sludge at the bottom of the cup, you do eat some.
    its also best seasoned with cardamom

    • @JaceArmek
      @JaceArmek Před 2 lety +6

      I'm glad someone else noticed that.

    • @eagleleft
      @eagleleft Před 2 lety +20

      so then turkish coffee is a puree?

    • @eyal01245
      @eyal01245 Před 2 lety +4

      Turkish coffee is commonly referred to as "mud coffee" and i hate it

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 Před 2 lety +8

      @@eyal01245 Turkish coffee or it being called mud coffee

    • @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei
      @Tenshi6Tantou6Rei Před 2 lety +2

      it is a puree

  • @PoneDtheGuy
    @PoneDtheGuy Před 2 lety +478

    "Let me tell you a secret, coffee is just bean soup." - Cooler, they hated him because he told the truth

    • @kavukkii
      @kavukkii Před 2 lety +16

      You beat me to it, you heathen.

    • @NotMeCuh74
      @NotMeCuh74 Před 2 lety +1

      @@user-jm6qe6sz2p 🧢🗿

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 Před 2 lety +7

      -Ah lythero! my favorite Voice actor!-
      Ah Zyzx_! my favorite side character!

    • @zionfultz8495
      @zionfultz8495 Před 2 lety +5

      OBJECTION, it isn't bean soup it is seed soup

    • @MineCreeperLPs
      @MineCreeperLPs Před 2 lety +1

      @@heartlessnobody1143 Wrong that was Zyzx_ It was in a Lythero video.

  • @The_NW_EngineYT
    @The_NW_EngineYT Před 4 měsíci +1

    You need to do more intro skits like the zoom call rather than the animated puns, that was just pure gold ❤❤

  • @alishaaquatica
    @alishaaquatica Před rokem +9

    EATING BEANS I SEE!?!? Let me tell you a secret, Coffee is just bean soup.

  • @samg461a
    @samg461a Před 2 lety +332

    What are alternative “milks” then? Almond “milk”? Soy “milk”? Oat “milk”? Are they also soup? You grind the seeds/nuts/beans with water and then strain out the grinds to consume the broth, just like coffee. So are they also soup?

    • @majesticsnowleopard
      @majesticsnowleopard Před rokem +13

      Yes.

    • @benito23453
      @benito23453 Před rokem +1

      Ж

    • @maelissakluckman2890
      @maelissakluckman2890 Před rokem +13

      i propose coffee isnt soup its tea and i think non dairy milks are also tea

    • @Spade1350
      @Spade1350 Před rokem +4

      Juice or smoothie depending on the milk alternative. Coffee is also definitely a tea and not a soup.

    • @wyrdvora
      @wyrdvora Před rokem +1

      Coffee is a milk alternative 👍

  • @phoneguy4637
    @phoneguy4637 Před 2 lety +296

    botanically, a coffee fruit ("coffee cherry") is categorized as "drupe" or "stone fruit". it thus falls into the same botanical category as the cherry, mango, prune and apricot.

    • @phoneguy4637
      @phoneguy4637 Před 2 lety +18

      @@megadog9305 wrong. a berry doesn't have inner seed chambers like the coffee fruit does. a berry is filled with fruit flesh in which the seeds freely "swim". the coffee fruit has as good as no fruit flesh, but rather hides two seed chambers with a pair of seeds ("stones") inside, making it a drupe. in the wild, coffee fruits often contain only one seed, having two or more is a result of modern selection and breeding. please do your homework.

    • @ARandomStan
      @ARandomStan Před 2 lety

      Have you ever heard of Jordan Schalnsky? Look him up I think you'll love him

    • @PetesGuide
      @PetesGuide Před 2 lety

      So it’s a bisque?

  • @darkarcmiley3388
    @darkarcmiley3388 Před rokem +2

    I love the meeting intro. Please post more of those!

  • @thekingspaceworm
    @thekingspaceworm Před rokem

    I watched the intro in .25 speed, and I just realized how much effort is put into that intro. Great job for whoever made it!

  • @godaistudios
    @godaistudios Před 2 lety +196

    The problem with the "fruit seed soups" is that the seeds are all consumed in the examples. In that respect, it's closer to a broth than a soup. But somebody else commented and it's far more correct to a term that applies to both tea and coffee. Infusion. We are drinking an extract, which is not a soup.

    • @anothergol
      @anothergol Před 2 lety +7

      I was gonna say infusion as well, and turns out it's only half correct, it only applies to one method of making coffee, and not the most common one.

    • @jypsridic
      @jypsridic Před 2 lety +5

      The correct term is either decoction if you're classic or extraction if you're modern.

    • @professionalsleeper6281
      @professionalsleeper6281 Před 2 lety +3

      A broth is a soup tho

    • @Boundless-Boredom
      @Boundless-Boredom Před 2 lety +2

      @@professionalsleeper6281 a broth alone is no soup. It is the base to a soup

    • @josephcalabro2487
      @josephcalabro2487 Před 2 lety +1

      I was thinking of teas, but those only come from the Camellia sinensis plant, so I thought that coffee could be classified as a tisane or infusion like you said.

  • @slipperywhale2486
    @slipperywhale2486 Před rokem +302

    We recently had a discussion over the difference between sandwiches, hotdogs, tacos, cereals, soups, and salads in my AP physics class.This video is very timely.

    • @chris-p5013
      @chris-p5013 Před rokem +3

      just took the ap physics 2 test last friday - how was urs?

    • @kthrnas
      @kthrnas Před rokem +2

      friend's AP physics class often has discussions over whether cereal is a soup or whether cheesecake is a pie. interesting how it's always that class that has the weirdest food debates!

  • @ShichuAkotake
    @ShichuAkotake Před rokem

    This is my most favorite theory of all time!
    Discussions in your meeting must be so fun!

  • @thedudeone6133
    @thedudeone6133 Před rokem +6

    Matpat should make a new channel where he just posts behind the scenes of different videos. They could put stuff like the research, the meetings, etc.

  • @BobBobson
    @BobBobson Před 2 lety +116

    The problem with calling it soup is there's typically something in soup other than just flavored water. Like your example of tomato soup, it's generally pureed tomatoes with seasonings, not water that's had a tomato briefly in it.
    You know, that's a wonderful idea for an episode. You and Steph can try tomato soup made like coffee. 4 minutes of mashed tomato in some hot water that's ran through a coffee filter to take out every bit of solids.
    Coffee is not soup. Coffee is an infusion, which is an option you neglected to mention. Tea is also an infusion.

    • @FriendB
      @FriendB Před 2 lety

      Yes, exactly! I was looking for this!

    • @mmnnnnnmmnnnmnmn6067
      @mmnnnnnmmnnnmnmn6067 Před 2 lety +1

      The best kind of correct

    • @heyspookyboogie644
      @heyspookyboogie644 Před 2 lety +7

      That’s exactly the way I was looking at it too. I’m amazed they completely left tea out of the discussion when that’s the closest comparison to coffee. I’m still not convinced they got this one.

    • @darladay4766
      @darladay4766 Před 2 lety +2

      It's a broth, which is a soup

    • @Ketharuil
      @Ketharuil Před 2 lety +1

      IT'S BROTH

  • @lilkeefmusic
    @lilkeefmusic Před 2 lety +22

    6:18 "I prefer the IV bags!" BRO NO I CANT IM DEAD.

  • @speedwagon1824
    @speedwagon1824 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The taxonomic meaning of "bean" doesn't matter in normal speech. Coffee is bean soup, or ladybugs and bees aren't bugs.

  • @ricardoferns56
    @ricardoferns56 Před 29 dny

    I feel like this is less of a food theory and more of a food clarification and that opening was so excellent. So well edited.

  • @nerdyfoxes8000
    @nerdyfoxes8000 Před rokem +1892

    Mat: "Amy's chuggin' her *bean broth* right now"
    Dan: And I took that personally.
    Edit: Wow, I just looked back at this from like 4 months ago and it has 1.3k likes. Uhm.. thanks! A lot!

    • @blockhead3585
      @blockhead3585 Před rokem +1

      im not liking because this has 696 likes

    • @nerdyfoxes8000
      @nerdyfoxes8000 Před rokem +3

      @@blockhead3585 Should've stopped at 666 likes tho. Or just 69. A shame, a shame

    • @baysingerfam4
      @baysingerfam4 Před rokem +3

      I'm going to ruin it and be the 700th like

    • @nerdyfoxes8000
      @nerdyfoxes8000 Před rokem

      @@baysingerfam4 Excellent

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před rokem +1

      Let’s go to 6969

  • @bunksoup8137
    @bunksoup8137 Před rokem +519

    Not all coffee is boiled/simmered - you’re leaving out cold-press. Isn’t coffee most similar to tea? If so, I think tea is a fundamental enough category to need no further reduction. Otherwise tea is soup too.

    • @jonathanodude6660
      @jonathanodude6660 Před rokem +51

      nope, tea is a specific category. it always refers to leaves, and it often refers specifically to the leaves of the tea tree. youre probably thinking of an infusion which was debated in a higher comment.

    • @zhazan42
      @zhazan42 Před rokem +30

      @@jonathanodude6660 Raspberry Hibiscus tea would like to have a word with your manager.

    • @jonathanodude6660
      @jonathanodude6660 Před rokem +4

      @@zhazan42 “often”

    • @mr.bennett108
      @mr.bennett108 Před rokem +11

      @@jonathanodude6660 Wrong. If you take dried mushrooms and boil them to reconstitution, the left-over liquid is called "mushroom tea." However, because the bean is roasted, not dried, it's probably more accurately classified as a "liquor" than a tea.

    • @dmark8993
      @dmark8993 Před rokem +12

      @@zhazan42 doesn't tea have a lot of variation like herbal tea,fruit tea etc.???

  • @setheaves9608
    @setheaves9608 Před 8 měsíci

    I come back to this opener so many times. I don't know which is better: Dan angrily screaming "Don't say that!" or Tom and Jason just sitting quietly and enjoying the chaos

  • @carlchapman4053
    @carlchapman4053 Před rokem +1

    Greggs in England found a legal tax loophole because 'Hot food' has a higher tax band than 'cold food' and even cooked foods put on unheated shelves (such as bread) count as 'cold food' so they get around the rule by heating the display counter when empty, turning the heater off before opening the shop and putting the freshly baked foods in the (hot but no longer heated) display counter it stays warm without actually heating the food, so it can be sold as 'cold' at a lower tax band.

  • @capture_diaries
    @capture_diaries Před 2 lety +378

    Since the only hiccup this theory is that the word "soup" is commonly used to describe food and not beverage, I would say coffee is a lot more similar to tea. In fact, some coffee brands even sell coffee grounds in little baggies for you to brew as you would tea. Besides, most soups typically needs to have more than 2 ingredients to be called "soup". Maybe "broth" is a much closer comparison (also, one "sips" both coffee and broth, while soup is "eaten" or "slurped"). To me though, coffee is a "fruit-seed tea". Maybe Dan is right.
    But hey, that's just a theory...A COMMENT SECTION THEORY...aaaaaaaand *click*

    • @justinwhite2725
      @justinwhite2725 Před 2 lety +27

      Tea requires tea leaves. Herbal tea requires herbs.
      Coffee seeds are neither.

    • @demetrian7856
      @demetrian7856 Před 2 lety +26

      Well tea can also be classified as a soup, so I don't get this point.

    • @lennaerthondelink7374
      @lennaerthondelink7374 Před 2 lety +3

      Nah I be drinking my soup

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams Před 2 lety +8

      also with soup you never filter them and eat the content/ingredients that were used aswell and, as matt straight up said, people don't ever eat the paste that was used to make the coffee

    • @patax144
      @patax144 Před 2 lety +9

      yeah in spanish we have this term, "agua aromatica" aromatic water, we use it when we talk about hot beverages based off fruits, and herbs, and whatever might aromatize the water, for me tea and coffee are part of that group, but because of their extra popularity they have their own label.

  • @rogervanaman6739
    @rogervanaman6739 Před 2 lety +135

    Just to be clear, there is coffee gravy. It's called red-eye gravy. Made with coffee and (most often) ham and made primarily in the southern US.

  • @Wolffang1996Hyano
    @Wolffang1996Hyano Před rokem

    came back to rewatch the beginning of this video. It's hilarious & I love it.

  • @animefans2420
    @animefans2420 Před rokem

    The beginning was reaaaally cool cause its cool
    Too see how they make the epesodes
    Oh and thank u all people who work on these videos
    We all love ur work keep going ❤

  • @haeherfeder0221
    @haeherfeder0221 Před 2 lety +245

    Well I was expecting a cereal-soup theory but… coffe?

    • @v.crowley
      @v.crowley Před 2 lety +9

      Already discussed cereal-soup .. it's not.. because cereal doesn't involve cooking

    • @FlowerMcBoi
      @FlowerMcBoi Před 2 lety +1

      This is interesting

    • @malym9494
      @malym9494 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah

    • @malym9494
      @malym9494 Před 2 lety +1

      @Zis co bot

    • @malym9494
      @malym9494 Před 2 lety +3

      @@benito23453 bot

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před rokem +975

    Infusion: "a liquid extract... prepared by steeping or soaking."
    Infuse: "to steep or soak (leaves, bark, roots, etc.) in a liquid so as to extract the soluble properties or ingredients."
    Coffee is an infusion. Not a soup.

    • @alexhutchins6161
      @alexhutchins6161 Před rokem +31

      Nice. This comment should be the number 1 putting and end to this video.

    • @reychiu2581
      @reychiu2581 Před rokem +24

      Wouldn’t it be both?

    • @alexhutchins6161
      @alexhutchins6161 Před rokem +12

      @@reychiu2581 if it is soup. Does that mean all kinds of coffee are soup

    • @alexhutchins6161
      @alexhutchins6161 Před rokem +17

      @@reychiu2581 is cold brew soup. Is instant coffee soup. If instant coffee is soup then wouldn't that mean things like Gatorade ate soup.
      While the definition of soup can work on some types of coffee. The most common one for sure. It does not include all kinds of coffee. So when 2 does work. We choose the one that works the best. And if one does not work all the time then it is not the best.

    • @alexhutchins6161
      @alexhutchins6161 Před rokem +6

      @@reychiu2581 how would you define soup to include instant coffee?

  • @regentgray762
    @regentgray762 Před rokem

    I love that you showed the meeting, I wish you did it more ;-;

  • @Songman-xj5ix
    @Songman-xj5ix Před rokem +1

    ‘Technically correct: the best kind of correct’
    How has Matpat never done a Futurama episode on Film Theory. Is Fry a secret genius? Is Planet Express Delivery Service actually profitable? So many cool ideas!

  • @winchesters4life34
    @winchesters4life34 Před 2 lety +115

    I loved that opening, seeing how theory videos are made is so interesting

  • @arborealmole8079
    @arborealmole8079 Před 2 lety +252

    While I haven’t watched the full video yet, I do have several other questions along the lines of the title-
    Is cereal a grain salad?
    Is ketchup a jam?

    • @drewe2331
      @drewe2331 Před 2 lety +14

      There's a lot more to unwrap on that ketchup question. Historically ketchups are sauces made but preserving something in vinegar. Mushroom ketchup was very popular for a long time. What we eat is tomato ketchup. What CAN be posited is that mustard is ketchup.

    • @KrepsyK
      @KrepsyK Před 2 lety

      Yes? I think?

    • @pressplayulysses
      @pressplayulysses Před 2 lety +7

      Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @topazlynx2228
      @topazlynx2228 Před 2 lety

      Well that is a good question, is Ketchup a jam? Cause if it is that means there is a jam I like.

    • @belmontparkers
      @belmontparkers Před 2 lety +1

      Jams are just Jellies with seeds. Jams/Jellies are mashed or pureed fruits mixed with sugar and pectin/gelatin and then left to thicken into a mass of wobbly rigidity.
      Ketchup is missing the pectin/gelatin and flows... so no.

  • @Thesquare0-0
    @Thesquare0-0 Před 7 měsíci +2

    When you think about it, the sea is soup.

  • @Insane_GlassesGuy
    @Insane_GlassesGuy Před 5 dny

    Gotta love the delay in the phone call before Dan get’s mad at “bean broth”

  • @cica517
    @cica517 Před 2 lety +84

    Wouldn't it technically be tea? I mean tea would also have to be soop by this logic, but like you said soop is a word to describe food, not a beverage. But we already have a word for making hot beverages by putting in stuff for only flavor, and taking it out before consumption: tea

    • @talesoftableiii1584
      @talesoftableiii1584 Před 2 lety +9

      I was thinking of this, but I think that tea technically has to be made with leaves. I could be wrong about that, but I think no. Though I will say that Infusion would work better than soup imo.

    • @TheCowboyMartyr
      @TheCowboyMartyr Před 2 lety +4

      dawg had two chances and didn’t spell it right either time lmao

    • @TroublesomeOwl
      @TroublesomeOwl Před 2 lety +5

      No .. tea is made with tea leaves. there are a lot of things that masquerade as "tea". most of the herbal teas are not really tea, but would fall under the same category as coffee does.

    • @maximelepage7664
      @maximelepage7664 Před 2 lety +2

      Tea is made with tea leaves.
      Herbal tea are not tea same as coffee isn't tea.
      The 3 of them are infusion though.
      The big question that needed to be addressed in that episode is "are all infusion soups?"

    • @berryman5145
      @berryman5145 Před 2 lety +3

      Like tea, coffee is an infusion, but no, I don't think coffe is tea.

  • @TheOrigamiGenius
    @TheOrigamiGenius Před 2 lety +21

    6:07
    Dan: I appreciate the advice but I'm not gonna listen to it
    Me: Seems like something I'd say

  • @ihavespoken_shorts
    @ihavespoken_shorts Před 9 měsíci

    "DON'T SAY THAT!"
    Golden Moment! I literally rolled off my bed, laughing.

  • @liamtyler10
    @liamtyler10 Před rokem +3

    You guys should do an episode on the hydrating / dehydrating effects of differing caffeine content of coffee, and prove whether it hydrates you more or less than the counteracting diuretic effect.

    • @NotSoNormal1987
      @NotSoNormal1987 Před rokem

      I've gone days and weeks without anything but coffee and caffinated soda. If it was dehydrating I'd be dead by now.

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 Před 2 lety +96

    It’s official! Dan is my favorite member of Team Theorist! He is seriously hilarious, especially when it comes to ‘absurd comedy’. Not that I didn’t find him funny before this (he was my favorite part of the Tootsie Pop and Mountain Dew episodes), but the recording booth scene cemented his position as my favorite.

    • @theoutsiderjess4869
      @theoutsiderjess4869 Před 2 lety +2

      He was my favorite after he took over for Mattpatt when he was sick

    • @TylerNovakYT
      @TylerNovakYT Před 2 lety

      He has his own YT channel called ThatCybertChannel

    • @michaelnelson1127
      @michaelnelson1127 Před 2 lety

      @@TylerNovakYT Don’t worry; I’ve been subscribed to his channel for years.

  • @dunlopchop54
    @dunlopchop54 Před rokem +288

    *Extracted "coffee juice" would actually sound like the healthiest alternative to what I have right now since they don't have to always follow the laws of carton juice*

  • @MrCapybara227
    @MrCapybara227 Před rokem +1

    I love how Dan in the beginning was like don’t say that! I was laughing so hard from that

  • @nathanaelutz4566
    @nathanaelutz4566 Před rokem

    I love that behind the scenes stuff at the beginning

  • @MaxRobertoErikson
    @MaxRobertoErikson Před 2 lety +79

    Regarding soup as a beverage, I actually drink tomato soup out of a mug every morning as part of my breakfast.

  • @r4nd0mguy99
    @r4nd0mguy99 Před rokem +270

    “légume” is literally French for “vegetable”, so it’s weird that it’s specifically a name for beans. Coffee being a soup makes sense, but the biggest difference is the filtration. You don’t use a filter for soups.

    • @zhazan42
      @zhazan42 Před rokem +31

      You might, especially when you're skimming raw bone broth at home through something like a cheese cloth.
      I always thought of coffee more as a type of tea!

    • @crazysasha1374
      @crazysasha1374 Před rokem +6

      I'm pretty sure the French word for the word "legume" MatPat is using here is "légumineuse", which as you can see shares the same root-word.

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 Před rokem +1

      @Marcus W
      bone BROTH, not soup

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 Před rokem +2

      and if it doesn't use tea leafs it ain't tea, no matter how many people misuse it

    • @mikeallevesque18
      @mikeallevesque18 Před rokem

      Funnily enough, a legume in French is légumineuses and is plural by default.

  • @zoezilla3710
    @zoezilla3710 Před rokem +5

    I truly wish my 83 year old grandma lived long enough so I could argue with her about the validity of coffee being a soup it would've been good times..

    • @abha9002
      @abha9002 Před 3 měsíci

      Same thing with me and my Grandpa, this seems like exactly the thing we would debate about over breakfast

  • @dancesmokesmile344
    @dancesmokesmile344 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Wouldn’t this depend on what country you’re in? I know some foods are classified differently in different countries because countries have different definitions of what qualifies as what, if that makes sense. Like here in Norway, it actually isn’t soup by the official definitions. Here it says the official definition of soup includes that it has to be a dish/food, while coffee and tea isn’t a dish or food by definition here. It would also has to be able to be a meal that could be served as a main dish or appetizer etc (it’s kinda hard to translate it right now, my brain isn’t braining), which coffee and tea can’t. It’s by definition not a meal here, so by the definition here, it can’t be soup. There’s dessert soups, which aren’t main dish or appetizer, but it is a meal. Coffee can be part of a meal, but isn’t a meal. Just like some countries the bread at subway by definition isn’t bread. And isn’t pizza classified as a vegetable in some places in the US? I’m so confused.
    (I haven’t slept for two days, and I’m on heavy painkillers because of string pain, so so might not make sense, sorry)

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king Před 2 lety +33

    0:09 the fact that this is a normal work conversation for them

  • @BlackSunCompany
    @BlackSunCompany Před rokem +82

    Quick point of order around the 9:28 mark - what you're considering "normal, rational" coffee is very limited in scope and not universal. There are many different ways to prepare coffee that still include the grounds in the final drink.
    Have you ever had Turkish-style coffee brewed in a cezve? Because the grounds are extremely fine and still in the pot while poured and served, the resulting brew is thicker and richer (especially with the foam, quite similar to the crema you get with espresso) than you get with drip coffee. It's closer to a puree than a soup.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 Před rokem +8

      I was about to comment that.
      There are so many ways to prepare coffee and the "normal, rational" way of running hot water through ground coffee beans in a coffee filter is a very modern invention and robs coffee of much of its flavor.
      Been to Istanbul a couple years ago and had the best cup of coffee in my life! It was so much more than that coffee bean flavored water that comes out of a filter...
      And supposedly it's good for your health bc you're actually drinking some of the ground seeds which contain a lot of minerals and vitamin.

  • @franklyons9754
    @franklyons9754 Před 6 měsíci +2

    OK. Now for the follow up theory. Since Coffee "Beans" are actually fruit seeds, what other seeds can coffee? Can you roast the pit of a peach? If you pluck all the seeds off of some strawberries, can you grind them into delectable coffee grounds? What other seeds when put through a similar process result in a coffee?

  • @lebowskigaming5240
    @lebowskigaming5240 Před rokem +1

    As someone who works for a popular coffee shop, it would be great for marketing if we rebranded as a soup shack!

  • @Ahab1765
    @Ahab1765 Před rokem +135

    Two things:
    1.Coffee is a fruit seed liquid extract, but
    2."Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is understanding that it doesn't belong in a fruit-salad"
    Or we could just call it a brew. Beer, tea and coffee among other various concoctions of the boil and bubble variety.

    • @M_S_Blanc
      @M_S_Blanc Před rokem +24

      I've always been told point 2, but I've been thinking lately...
      Tomato is botanically a fruit.
      A mango is a known fruit, and so is a pineapple. Peaches too. And Jalapeños are also botanically fruits.
      I would argue that a salsa IS a fruit salad!
      That's actually another episode idea: "Is salsa a fruit salad?"

    • @carpdog42
      @carpdog42 Před rokem +6

      Ahh bit Charisma is being able to convince your friends that tomatoes are actually an even more traditional component of fruit salad than they are familiar with.

    • @LokiScarletWasHere
      @LokiScarletWasHere Před rokem +4

      Charisma is the ability to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

    • @jeandevine7835
      @jeandevine7835 Před rokem +3

      Actually, tomatoes do belong in a fruit salad if the fruits being used are what we normally call vegetables, but they have seeds and are technically fruits. 😉😁

    • @paulblichmann2791
      @paulblichmann2791 Před rokem +3

      Akxschually...if the tomatoes are really really ripe cherry tomatoes, it could be quite delicious.

  • @felipew101
    @felipew101 Před 2 lety +92

    I've had "coffee fruit" before, when I lived in Indonesia, it actually tastes good, so I was a bit surprised that the "coffee juice" failed.
    Also in Indonesia, kopi tubruk, coffee made with superfine grounds, have the grounds left in the cup to settle on the bottom. I assume many other cultures do the same.

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain Před 2 lety +2

      In the United State's "old west" times that was how coffee would be made, just add grounds to boiled water and drink the gritty mess down. If memory serves I had a (late) uncle who insisted on doing this. I think he was just weird but to each there own, not like I am drink a brew of muddy water.

    • @anonymousse4138
      @anonymousse4138 Před 2 lety +3

      Ever had turkish coffe

    • @avoidant560
      @avoidant560 Před 2 lety

      Kopi luwak is good.

  • @aerialapexgamer3121
    @aerialapexgamer3121 Před rokem

    I want to see more of the cold open! I almost feel like you guys could have a Podcast of just discussing video ideas

  • @lucid111
    @lucid111 Před rokem +1

    watching this while drinking coffee gives me 50 additional years to my life

  • @zwelinzima5134
    @zwelinzima5134 Před rokem +60

    Food Theory Idea: My family and I have recently discovered that Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate tastes different depending on what country you buy it from. We tried it with Australian chocolate vs South African chocolate. Australian chocolate tastes like it has more sugar, while South African chocolate tastes like it has more coco. I would be interested to know why this is the case, and if it's the same in other countries.

    • @araara6388
      @araara6388 Před rokem +4

      It’s because of food regulations and where the chocolate was made

    • @zwelinzima5134
      @zwelinzima5134 Před rokem +1

      @@araara6388 Ahhhhh okay. Interesting, where did you find this, I'm curious?

    • @araara6388
      @araara6388 Před rokem

      @@zwelinzima5134 becuase of local distabutioning and i used to work at a stockware house for a food retailer in australia

    • @zwelinzima5134
      @zwelinzima5134 Před rokem

      @@araara6388 ohhhh okay, that's really cool!

  • @zuki_san8735
    @zuki_san8735 Před 2 lety +169

    I wonder how Matpat gets this kind of idea. Cooking food inside of a dryer, Bread gloves, Cannibalism week and now Coffee is soup? This is just more evidence for me to believe that Matpat is going nuts
    Edit: i swear people just really got to be angry for some reason, listen when i got the notification i already got the comment idea on my head. And yes when i comment i dont listen to the video for awhile so i didnt know how did Matpat get this idea. People these days gotta really chill

    • @user-lk2ex7ng8r
      @user-lk2ex7ng8r Před 2 lety

      тппт

    • @mariomaster101official
      @mariomaster101official Před 2 lety +2

      I have a feeling this comment will get popular

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Před 2 lety +9

      Obviously he gets inspiration from the petty arguments of domestic couples lmao

    • @squisheey4270
      @squisheey4270 Před 2 lety +4

      Well the cannibalism theory was inspired by cooking companions over on GTLive

    • @ArcaellusV427
      @ArcaellusV427 Před 2 lety +6

      It literally shows how he got this idea in the beginning of the video

  • @minetomek
    @minetomek Před rokem

    I love how many references are in the intro!

  • @carlcarmichael28
    @carlcarmichael28 Před 9 měsíci

    Coffee is an extract or infusion depending on what you're referencing.
    Extract: You leech the flavor out of the seeds via steeping & use as base or flavor(espresso) in another beverage.
    Infusion: You flavor the water with coffee extract via steeping. Coffee infused sugar water. Coffee infused iced milk.
    I feel tea would fall into a similar category.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před 2 lety +62

    It's not bean broth, it's an infusion.
    Essentially like tea, but instead of leaves it's ground coffee pits. Would you consider tea or any other infusion/extract drink like that to be a soup?

    • @nob7995
      @nob7995 Před 2 lety +1

      Watch the whole video

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson Před 2 lety +10

      @@nob7995 It still doesn't qualify as soup as much as it does an infusion.
      Infusion: "a liquid extract... prepared by steeping or soaking."
      Infuse: "to steep or soak (leaves, bark, roots, etc.) in a liquid so as to extract the soluble properties or ingredients."
      Soup: "a liquid food made by boiling or simmering meat, fish, or vegetables with various added ingredients."

    • @nob7995
      @nob7995 Před 2 lety +2

      @@micahphilson there's different kinds of soup bro not only that
      Did you really watch the ENTIRE video?
      It's a fruit-seed soup
      Not a bean soup
      MatPat had to be specific so that you could understand it but you still couldn't

    • @zionfultz8495
      @zionfultz8495 Před 2 lety

      @@micahphilson inaccurate, begone

    • @torazely
      @torazely Před 2 lety +2

      You know what?
      Infusions are soup now too lol

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +16

    0:39
    Dan's Wife : "All Coffee are Soup !"
    Editor Dan : _"If it's Beans, IT'S A DRINK !!!"_

  • @Henriku37
    @Henriku37 Před rokem

    I literally had a debate about this when I was in highschool. The fact I used the same point that Matt makes in the video makes me feel impowered in a whole new way that I never thought I could achieve.
    For those wondering, this debate happened in 2019 and I was the only one on the side of Coffee being a soup at the beginning of the argument. Proud to say that I was victorious in the debate. Thanks Matty for confirming my evidence.

  • @Okzicoton
    @Okzicoton Před rokem +3

    11:02 Gotta get that Egussy Soup

  • @kennethacuna9996
    @kennethacuna9996 Před 2 lety +64

    Actually when I was young, 20-25 years ago. We use coffee as soup sometimes when we don't have anything else besides our rice here in the Philippines. Rice then mixed with hot coffee. It's actually good.

    • @Guevonas0
      @Guevonas0 Před rokem +1

      Ok. Im interested. There ita a name for that dish. I use coffe for a lot of dishes. But never this way. Sounds like something i would like to try

    • @allanmasanegra9523
      @allanmasanegra9523 Před rokem

      True! Filipino here!

  • @ozthebeeman
    @ozthebeeman Před rokem +8

    9:36 so tukish or greek coffee is by definition puree that is awesome

  • @losmidos8756
    @losmidos8756 Před rokem +1

    As a 6 year barista, this just fills me with joy. all my customers technically slurp up my seed soup. that sounds so wrong and i love it.

  • @Gamerz4LifeX
    @Gamerz4LifeX Před 9 měsíci

    These channels literally exist to make question the very exitance of things, and also myself because I'm just now learning that coffee is... soup like why!?