The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Parody
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- čas přidán 23. 07. 2015
- "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Parody" is a based on the popular Witcher video game series --- (Easter Egg Hints/Answers Below)
*2 Easter Eggs:
*Egg 1: (Stone Unturned)
*Egg 2: (Fickle Flame)
(find the answers at the bottom)
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*Easter Egg ANSWERS:
*Egg 1: (Stone Unturned) 0:57 Looks like you found another stone of barenziah, sitting on the sack behind the witcher.
*Egg 2: (Fickle Flame) 3:31 There one second gone the next, the fire in the Innkeep's stove is a fickle thing. - Komedie
it's not a gambling problem if you don't loose...
Disastermaster lose*
#StayWoke lol
More like a gambling solution, to everything.
Disastermaster that makes no danm sense
- But you just did lose.
No, I didn't.
- LOL, what? Obviously you did.
OK, so maybe I have a lying problem. But I do not have a gambling problem!
Really thought they would make a Siri - Ciri joke
right? totally missed the mark there.. and with the rest of the video too
There's another video that made the siri/ciri joke
Tyler Thomas Which one?
Ciriously
Missed opportunity.
"What the hell is a cookie monster?" XD
Geralt saw a chance to make coin. Perfect delivery too.
Its not because he saw a chance for gold, its because its a monster he has no knowledge of. whitch is unacceptable. witchers need to be on top their game. dont want to fight a monster you know nothing about.
cmon Geralt chalanges fate all the time
it is Gonzo!
The thing is that "phone" did not answer :D
Yeah small heights seem to be Geralt's true enemy haha!
***** It amazes me how many people complain about fall damage and haven't figured it out through hours of play.
Uncle Drew serious?
Uncle Drew WHAT? I've played like 250+ hours and I have absolutely no idea of this mechanic...... You make me want to do a 4th run through LOL.
Chuang Yao Is't a new feature from Patch 1.08 (07.08.2015): "Players can perform a roll just before landing to significantly reduce the damage caused by falling"
schrefi what a relief. I finished my playthrough long ago and that mechanic is definitely new. So it is time for a forth playthrough?LoL
"What the Hell is a cookie monster?"
I just picture Geralt falling into a depression as he desperately tries to find the elusive 'Cookie Monster.'
gets into sesame street and brutally slaughters the cookie monster in front of the children
@@kyle18934 the cookie monster would kick Gerald's ass
@@Asterion_Mol0cGerald of Rivera???
@@beanz3089 yes
"You've got a problem mate"
After hours and hours hunting gwent players I can only laugh. :D
+BlackBunik
After dozens of hours, I can only say that The Witcher 3 is mainly a cards game with some cool side quests of hunting monsters.
+BlackBunik Gwent, specifically.
+BlackBunik I avoid gwent like the plague. I fucking hate it.
i love gwent blood and wine you can play this guy B B he has every deck with the strongest cards buff with gwent difficulty it's a challenge
I used to hate it to. Was heart broken by the loss of dice poker. But the game finally broke me. i like Gwent now. :(
2:13 Nothing has ever been truer about Witcher 3.
A three foot fall and you are fucking dead.
halo has better insurance and i'm talking original C.E
you know that you can do a roll after falling to prevent dmg right?
not the point
Lajos Manolakos but not at launch.It was added way after
unless u know how to roll :)
Next episode the witcher is hired in Sesame Street to find Cookie Monster. XD
Garelt: "Hm..Half eaten cookie dropped on the ground. Looks like the monster was disturbed before he could finish his meal." XD
MultiGG2 lmao
I read it with Geralt voice also you forgot something: No footprint a strong scent... cookies...
*quest log updated*
*follow the scent of the cookies, into the cookie monster's den*.
i read that in my mind in his voice XD
Elmo: "HAI IA'M EALMO!"
Garelt: "Damn you're ugly!"
at 1:04 there's a Stone of Barenziah in the background.
That thief really hid them, huh?
Arent those from elder scrolls?
there's also nirnroots strung to one of the poles
And there is a guy in novice robes later on in the video
"fuck these things"
Stack of barrels in the background. Just like in any home you own in Skyrim.
"What the hell's a cookie monster" - that line lol.
Mortimer Cooper pretty sure he was planning on slaying it.
Mortimer Cooper I want that dlc now
Cpt_kalashnikov - Obviously. That was the (subtle, good) joke.
Kevin Barber - Blood and Wine good ending path has a segment that comes close.
you see this medallion? it means i don't give a shit okay?
That was priceless.
LMFAO
the gwent player that is playing against geralt is wearing adapt mage robes from skyrim
I need two of those. One for each shit I can't give people XD
I have a whole warehouse full of them. I'd give you a couple...if I gave a shit.
Witcher 3 is about playing gwent and visiting brothels!
i think their is also some side content where you kill some monsters too but i'm not sure
Just liked you to say "nice"
Something about the apple assistant siri as well.
What there to do in brothels beside playing gwent?
And all the killing of monsters is quite important. You do need some money for gwent wages.
2:04 i absolutely love what you did with Geralt's eyes
i absolutely love what he did with Keira's ... eyes
The fact that his pupils NARROW at the Cookie Monster bit CRACKS ME UP.
Gwent wraiths are real, I got attacked by one when I reached 100 hours of time spent playing Gwent. (damn thing tripped the circuit breaker in my house)
I'm imagining Geralt joining a support group for RPG Card Mini-Game Addicts along with Squall from FF8 and Darth Revan from KotOR.
Also, Zidane from FFIX.
Seriously, the fall damage is so shit. Witchers are supposed to be incredibly strong and fast and yet Geralt seems to die from heights that wouldn't even phase a child. It makes no sense from a story or gameplay perspective. Who the hell on the development team thought it was a good idea?
You are exaggerating a little bit man
Nah it's just hella realistic
@@StefEndz idk if u joking but he honestly is bruh, babies are tougher than geralt, give a baby a grandmaster ursine set and it'll be damn near immortal
Calm down.. Just don't fall off the cliffs its not that hard. I died propably one time because of that and couple times i almost died. It really comes down to whether youre a fucking idiot or not.
I feel like im the only person that knows you can hold the jump Burton in air to take lese fall damage
2:12 This exactly the reason i died most of the time. Boss fight or mosh pit? Nah. Falling off small height? OH NO, DEATH AWAITS!
Press b to roll m8
+Arch Stanton that is dodge not roll roll is a while pushing a direction
DJP
WHEN FALLING PRESS B TO ROLL FORWARD AND NEGATE DAMAGE
Don't forget barehanded thugs in close quarters, a real danger vs. some lame older vampires. (Yes, I know the post is old))
If you do more of these in the future, you must have Cookie Monster as a contract target.
*Stranger begging me to help them cause they're bleeding out*
"How 'bout some gwent?"
1:06 ERMEHGAWD behind Geralt, there is a strange gem from skyrim!
omf yeah! I hate those things.
Ronan Ward fair point.
Some of the herbs in the behind Keira are Nirnroot from Skyrim as well
:D so many skyrim references
Ronan Ward :D
The way Geralt is acting is just like Archer for the Archer series
Gwent Wraiths... Are you fucking serious?! XD
hey hey you see this medallion it means I don't give a shit xD
Your art style and sense of humor are amazing! Subbed!
Thanks man :)
My Witcher 3 death breakdown:
25% Monsters
5% That one time I got killed by guards and found out they just steal yo stuff and let you live
10% Ciri segments where I forget I don't have potions
60% Fall damage
With me all monster deatgs happen either while
Being off guard afk because loading screen
That one royal wyvern that I always fight when I'm like 10 levels underleveled and always almost kill it until it gets stuck in the cave and the fight becomes impossible.
Being stuck and getting hit
Fall damage
@@nicobaur3076 Do you mean the Royal Wyvern east of Oxenfurt? I almost forgot about that contract, so didn't do it until I was like 5 levels above it.
@@hoodiesticks I was just checking undiscovered locations and that mf always ( I fought him 4 times so far) gets stuck in the cave if you take too long to kill him. I come back 10 levels above and kill that mf in like 3 swings. It really gets on my nerves because I enjoy the game when underleveled. But I never get enough XP so I'm not underleveled but can't use the God tier gear lol
Ciri segments are a fucking nightmare on Death March. No potions and no Quen.
Man, that Shia Lebeouf thing was unexpected. I wonder if he regrets doing that yet.
Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) I honestly believe he meant it to be parodied over and over. Why else would he film it in front of a green screen?
Regret? It made him a Living legend, why whould he regret? We are the ones with lots of regrets in our "patetic" lives, not him.
I'm shure i have more things to regret then him. I regret not been a millionare, he doesen't, cause he is.
Money alone can't bring you happiness bud. Shia is a perfect example; the dude's lost his shit.
badik10 i always found that saying to be grossly inaccurate, with money you can buy A lot of things that would bring you happiness, joy and amuzement...now Love on the other hand, That makes sense. Money cannot buy you love = accurate AF.
I love how he got an almost hungry look in his eyes when he said "What the HELL is a Cookie Monster!?" That was absolutely priceless!
Why is there only one of these? This shit's hilarious.
"What the hell is a cookie monster >:(?" Thank you Geralt, You'll save this world's cookies once you defeat that vile creature.
2:56 Did you draw that guy with the Novice Robes from Skyrim?
There’s also a stone of barenziah
McGhostly kinda looks like it lol
New quest: slay the monster in the town eating all of the cookies
I knew this art-style was familier. You made the Skyrim Parody episodes. Nice
"what the hells a cookie monster" was probably the most in character part about this whole episode
1:04
is that a unusual gem/stone of berensia from skyrim in the backround?
yea it's the last one I fucking need
OMG! This is really amazing. Funny as always, very detailed, impressive face expressions. You really worked hard. Congratulations!
Taty Alves Awesome! Thanks
So true. Falling a meter and then dying, and the overtaking gwent addiction lol
please tell me you are making this a full series! Love your work ;)
Season 5. Just do it! Lol
We wouldn't have expected less from you man, good job and keep up the good work for us.
Berk Demirci Will try berk, thanks for watching
Soooo funny man! Please do more of these! Would love to see a regular series
ah man that was funny was really starting to miss your videos
make more Witcher stuff mate,you're hilarious 😁👌
You got me with the cookie monster xD.
Awesome!))) Waiting for more of course)) I wish you patience and inspiration =)
Anton Garagulya awesome thanks man
The detail in the animation! The small touch with his pupils slitting was perfect
Most things like that are probably lost on people since most peeps view the vids on mobile.
This is fucking awesome! It should be a weekly series.
Great work as usual Sean (-: love this game and your animations, the references were on point.
***** sdrowkcaB smiley threw me off lol nice, first time i've seen it (and such a simple thing). Thanks for the comment
Wow I LOVE the way you drew the main character here! His eyes are my favorite haha
- what the hell is a cookie monster?
"I am sad that I have no friends..."
"The hell's a cookie monster?"
Classic
I actually saw this before playing the game.
Now that I've played it, I understand how brilliant these jokes are 🤣
This is even funnier while buzzed. Love these vids. They should never stop coming.
That, was awesome Sean, please make more
I must go on a long journey to slay the Cookie Monster
Geraldo of Riviera 😂😂😂😂
Yeah that's sound so funny Geraldo of riviera
2:25 playing every plowing merchant,peasant and Noble for gwent cards to win the big gwent contest in novigard.
Always THE best parodies hahaha, please make more of those witcher ones!
"What the hell is a Cookie Monster?" xD
That intro was hilarious XD
LMAO. I just found this. Its gold. This should be a show. Couldn't stop laughing. Hope there are more. Subbed.
Keita Metz : Breaker of Chain, Mother of Wyvern and Basilisk
Do a bunch for the Fallout series!
Where's destiny 7 been waiting for 10000000 years
+Ayden Deleon If they pick up some traction I'll continue them but as of right now I'm working on a few other things
***** It's always been the same length
+I'm Bored Try waiting harder.
Yay another vid, I've missed these alot. My favorite part is when Geralt got mangled from that small jump.
Wtf. I remember watching this parody as if it was just like a few months ago but it's been 3 years.
It was very funny, but I missed Yen and the stuffed unicorn lol
what the hell is a
cookie monster lmao he totally wants to find one to kill
2:05
Great to see new work from you!
Keep it up.
Martijn Boom Glad you liked the new stuff :)!
You damn near nailed Metz' voice hahaha
This made me SO HAPPY. :D
Megan Wright Ha :) good to hear
Ok ok, only people that play Witcher will find this funny. People that don't get it would you kindly piss off.
I agree
+atombrain111 same ._.
I play witcher and I don't find this funny
you my friend do not have a sense of humor
The cookie monster bit was funny af.
Also this kind of reminds me of -cartoon-/*adult* swim's Archer so chances are if you like archer you might enjoy this, however it is true that sense of humor can vary from person to person so if it's not your cup of tea, no big deal. No need to announce it here though.
I tought he was gonna fight a cookie monster, especially during that jump.
Now I would love to see Geralt joining the Dragonborn to hunt monsters. From either or both universes. :) Roach vs. Skyrim horses? Skyrim (lack of) fall damage vs. Witcher fall damage? Signs vs. Shouts? Possibilities are endless. :D
LOL a Gwent wraith. i pissed myself
+Hazord 606 I'd piss myself if I saw a gwent wraith. It would probs force me to play that shit game with it.
Is this a good time to point out that Blood and Wine actually had a Gwent wraith of a kind?
Please do a Fallout 4 Parody!
+King George I will ;)
+seanzoz Thanks for replying!
thanks for making it
Good to see you back seanzoz, great episode
I wish you'd had made more of these
DAMM everyone seems to have loved GWENT, i FCUKING hated that mini game, it took me so far away from what i wanted to do, it wasnt fun at all
Once I saw a video on how to win it, it wasn't so bad. It's messed up if you haven't figured out how to play, but I find the associated missions kind of pointless.
not as funny as skyrim parodys though
"The hell is a Cookie Monster" I fucking died. I can just imagine him going "I HAVE A NEW THING TO KILL!"
Amazing, way better than other recent stuff, keep it up
I've been watching you vids since skyrim and i would love to see more work from you on the Witcher!
Keep up the great work! :D
TimorosGR Timors thanks for watching mr
+seanzoz what happened to the destiny videos? finally we were getting some story in destiny.
Did not see that cookie monster part coming.
XD loved it.
LOL Loved seeing the Stone of Barenziah in the background at the beginning!
"what's a cookie monster?" Priceless. XD
Awesome Seanzoz! I also like you art style. Nice work. Didn't know you, but I do now thankfully.
Deplode **high five**
*double high five* ;-)
Super awesome! "What the hell is a cookie monster?" Love it!
We need a video of Geralt facing off against the Cookie Monster.
Loved Senile Scribbles and Destiny OG. I hope you make the Witcher a series as well. Thanks for the laughs
0:19 is what I yell at the seanzoz channel when there are no new Game of Thrones videos.
"JUST DO IT!"
"what the hell..." ahaha
Aw yiss. Definitely going to need to make more of these.
I wanna meet this Geraldo of Riviera.
did anyone else notice the stone of baranziah in the background with keira lol
"What the hell is a Cookie Monster?" 😂😂
I always love seeing your videos , they are always well animated and funny, and Id love to see a bit more on the witcher 3 and bloodborne , kind of like you did with skyrim and game of thrones.
where’s this full series👀
The way he was so serious about the cookie monster cracked me up
"what the hell is a cookie monster" fucking love it XD
real subtle stone of Barhanzia in the beginning.
But if I give up giving up... Then I'm giving up.