The Witcher 3 - Funny moments and dialogue
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- čas přidán 29. 05. 2017
- Some funny moments and dialogue from the Witcher 3: wild hunt.
Sorry about frame rate freezes in some of the clips, this was an issue I discovered after recording them, I have since resolved this and it shouldn't be a problem anymore. - Hry
“Defacating in the sunrise, downright Glorious…” - what a Legend
What a chad
When Geralt said to the goat "Bear! Run you stupid piece of shit"
that line caught me off guard too 😂
That shit makes me cackle as much as the “crimson asshole” line
The saddest part about the knight who had to battle a 100 other knights is that Bilberry's actually his deceased daughter, the most innocent and fairest of all maidens. He went insane and is looking for death.
Yeah, sure.
@@twinzzlers Are you stupid? Play the game and actually pay attention next time smooth brain.
@@twinzzlers that is actually true
@@234zuscoutjango9 Source?
@@twinzzlers It's true, u can find a note about him in the game
5:49 the knife wasn't the only thing he was tryna sheathe.
lmao
I never understood why the crone tells you to sheath your already sheathed weapon...
1:32 geralt looking at the camera like "is this bitch serious"
poor ronvid of the small marsh, first person he challenged is probably the best swordsman in the world xd
A tryst with Triss. -Geralt of Rivia
Pam param, Pam Pam paraaaam, Pam paraaaaam
Omg watched this while stoned couldn't breath
On Fisstech?
Geralt ratting out the dwarves in the bushes all makes me laugh
Love this lmao
I forgot little Johnny the Godling 😂😂
The first one always gets me.
1:20 If you killed this guy youre a bad person
same, thought it would just get into another cutscene when he hits 0 hp but as I slash him, his legs flew off and no cutscene....
People stupid enough to provoke an expert swordsman so blatantly, and as many times as he did, are unworthy of life.
Miant 😐 ...ok
I think the only way not to kill him is using Axii?
Elaini Gaming you can tell him to go home
"fine. I'll get your goat" XD
My man really said sheesh with da rat shit joke😂😂😂
Who else came here after watching The Witcher on Netflix?
Tigon hi
How is it?
KryptonicMatter not bad better than the new Star Wars movie
Tigon I have been enjoying the Witcher! I actually like Henry Cavil as Geralt. Not a big fan of Triss or Yen, Yen looks too young in my opinion, and Triss just isn’t as enthusiastic as she is depicted in the game here. Also she doesn’t have her flaming red locks :/ Also it’s following along well with the books. Finally - toss a coin to a Witcher
Dragon Llig much clever
You missed the guy when Geralt went to the Thieves in Novigrad the guard who says something about his brother in law
Watch out, there are Nekker's
Here we go again... (reinstalling witcher)
Geralt? Jaki Geralt? - Z Rivii, kurwa
What armor you wearing?
_Gehralt: ..the ROrks are training to be witchars?! ThAt shoulD bE iNteRestIng.._
*Emhyr: ..do thEy aLso Secretly bEloNg tO yOuR sChOoL oF ThE Peacock?*
_Gehralt: NO! ..tHeY aRen'T hOnoRaBle eNOugH tO belOng tO.. hEy!! hOw diD yOu knOw?!_
*Emhyr: ..your answer ..iN tHe brothel ..tHat, anD yoU queSt (iN sPeCifiCaLLy rEmOtE SpoTs..) arOund fOr girls thAt hAven'T seEn normal sized ..eh, rOostErS*
_Gehralt: .. ..thAt oBviOus, hUh?_
The video constantly flashes black. This doesnt happen with any other video
Yeah! It's odd and definitely a rare anomaly
geralt's hair looks a bit different here
He is playing with Hairworks on.
How could you forget the scene about lesbomancy!? Smh.
That was witcher 2
Are u using Amy grapic mods. ? Your Version Looks so detailed . Even more than Mine .. :o
Doesn't look modded to me.
@@Shalyn-ln9tu but the normal graphics where ...crap.. this is by far , better ..
@@Syriane_Delomere maybe just ur pc is crap, the graphics look great for its time
@@caencorpse9503 with an rtx 3060 and 4k Monitor... I Dont think so.
I play on switch and it looks similar to this? And it’s worse on switch
What armor is that, I forgot the name
which one?
@@thatdudewelove8498 Armor at 0:29 (i dont need the name anymore)
wtf? Summon the bitches isn't here?
NOPE MISSED FUNNIEST MOMENTS GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME
My face the whole time 😐
I don’t give a shit
I can't watch this it's lagging out.
Same
Cursed videoo
Rotate your phone to vertical and watch like that to break the curse
Wow the Polish version is soooo much better.
Holy moly, english version sounds horribly
Green Coconut What’s the original language?
Meh, its ok. I just dont understand why everyone has an english accent but the witchers all have American accents. Makes no sense.
@@TheDocbach 2 years late, but Rivia (where Geralt comes from) is suposed to have a different accent from the rest of the continent. They choose english as that accent
Damn, I feel sorry for those who play Witcher 3 with English dubbing.....
Polish is better, yeah
Why feel sorry? There's nothing wrong with English Dub
It's the best dubbing.
Jeezy, I just can't stand the english version of Geralt's voice. It sounds soooo weird. xD Polish version of the game is much better. Geralt sounds so.. weird in english. :'D I really need to try to start a new game with english language to check if I can try to get used to it sometime.
Hmm... I'm a Croat, and although I don't speak Polish, it kinda flows more naturally in my head, as a Slavic language. Plus I read the books in Croatian, so English version should throw me off as well... But I've been connecting Geralt with Doug Cockle for 13 years, since witcher 1, so first time I heard Polish version of wild hunt, I was like, woah, it doesn't feel natural at all... Although Polish version has great voice acting too... I guess it's all about what you get used to. If you'd play only English versions from day 1, and never hear the one on Polish, your reaction would probably be just like this one. I'd have an awkward grin on my face If I heard Geralt say: "Geralt iz Rivije, profesionalni ubojica čudovišta." :D Even with the book reading I mentioned. On the other hand, I personally never played any game in any language except English, so that would be ruling factor as well... :D