World Cup Off To A Completely Normal Start
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5-1 loss to Colombia is a thing that happened 😭
U gone come back and speak when Brasil practices necrophilia on mexico
I feel nothing but pain. I hate Gregg and our backline
@@haydaboss231yep, and don’t get me started on turner, horrendous goalkeeping
Yeah holy fuck that was humbling
@@haydaboss231Berhalter the fuck OUT, that dude is poison
Also shoutout to AFC Group B that forced Japan to visit not one, not two, but THREE FUCKING WAR ZONES
gives new meaning to group of death💀
-ish. The North Korea home game got called off and the Syria home game was in Saudi Arabia. But they DID have to go to Myanmar!
@@SuperJNG18 Oh I knew about the North Korea but didn't know they moved the Syria one too. Omitted that fact because jokes
AFC should concider a neutral stadium to host a war countries' matches
Syria's home games aren't played in Syria
Lesotho at the world cup would be the most hilarious thing ever, it sounds so awesome.
Thee funny thing is, there may be multiple minnows in the WC from CAF💀
Sudan is also in the middle of a civil war 💀
Well it's not looking well for us.
But we managed to get to 2021 Afcon after beating South Africa and Ghana so you never know. Though it's nice to see us up there but there are still 7 matches to go and I doubt we can keep the consistency. Hopefully we manage to pull it off because evem if we got 2nd there is almost no way we make it to the world cup by getting 2nd.
I'm sudanese and it's honestly awful, i'm pretty sure sudanese league matches have been cancelled
@@Z7E4 yeah mate i think the sudanese league is the least of your concerns 😭
inshallah the situation improves though, it's awful to see what's going on there
@@Infimet Nah man sudanese league was entertaining before the war
"Which the abreviation is CAR
Vroom vrooom"
I completely forgot that the CONCACAF-qualification would become a free-for-all, and it might become the most entertaining thing that football has ever seen.
Only for Africa to become a football anarchy.
This guy looks like an engineering major and a drunk uncle at the same time
So, a druncle?
Nice to see a Zealandism video with a "proper" title instead of something like "what was that?"
Give it time…
Nah, I like the weird titles
CZcams videos almost need the weird titles for the clicks
I only click the video if it has a proper title or I can see the thumbnail to know waht is it about
I’m South African and I can tell you right now, NO ONE is surprised Lesotho is on top. They outperformed everyone in the last COSAFA Cup. They literally came second. We all knew they were going to place high, they’re definitely better than us and Zimbabwe. I remember the frenzy in the country during COSAFA, Lesotho was like unofficially being pushed throughout the nation as the team to support after SA gets knocked out. Lesotho is good bro, no one but you is surprised Zealand
South Africa is better than Lesotho we just lack consistency
Dikwena Held Ivory Coast 0-0 In The AFCON Qualifiers.
Who tf actually takes cosafa cup seriously
@@sfisob8814 results don’t lie, we are not better, we just think we are. It’s like a - let’s say Chelsea for example, finishing below Brighton 2 seasons in a row and still claiming they are better because they are ‘supposed’ to be better. It counts for nought
@@that3401 you answered your own question
'International Football Roundup' is my favourite type of Zealand video, so I'm glad they still exist over here on Zealandism!
Never thought I'd see Zimbabwe in a thumbnail for any football video🤣
Deadahh
What Website is he using
Madagascar and Comoros ahead of Ghana and Mali, just normal stuff here
Also the South Sudan x Sudan derby 👀
Ready to face our Southern brothers👊
That Djibouti Joke got me😂. A real thinker that one
Brazil being underneath Ecuador is crazy,
Brazil being underneath an Ecuador that has a 3 point penalty right now is even crazier! o.o
I blame it on Diniz.
@@queenzoroarkI blame CBF instead. Tite announced a whole fucking year early that he would be out after the World Cup and CBF made 0 plans ahead to find a successor. Then the collective fever dream of the idea of Ancellotti becoming the manager happened, they decided to go all in on a dumb bet and brought Diniz as interim.
It's just a pathetic clown show at every stop.
It's probably the worst Brazil team of all time.
@@kats1646 I said it as a joke but I agree, but CBF itself is a joke on its own.
@@thisguy4895 2014-2016 was worst, trust me
I think Venezuela is the best team that’s never made the World Cup. They’re a baseball country but have had lots of good football players over the years
I think that's Mali or Uzbekistan
I miss Juan Arango.
@@baekBlackbeen TIL people in mali and uzbekistan play football
Mali always had really talented players tbh but they are serial bottlers
@@inaki5989football newbie?
Thanks Zea I almost forgot about Singapore getting bent over by South Korea until you talked about the World Cup Qualifiers
Might as well let Thailand walk over you on the chance it'll get china off in an embarrassing fashion
The fact that Lesotho, Madagascar and Solomon Islands all have their best chance yet to qualify for the World Cup…
Maybe interesting to know, that both Surinam and Indonesia can select Dutch players (with Sur. resp. Ind. roots or something) in their squads. You will notice a few Dutch names in their line ups, who play in the Dutch eredivisie or second tier, or somewhere else in Europe. This is also the case for Curacao and other former Dutch Antilles islands, but they don't have that many players in the Netherlands.
I'm so glad that somebody is as excited about this as I am. I love following the qualifying from the early rounds onwards. Been doing it for the last few world cups and there's always some amazing stories that go completely unnoticed by the general public, like Syria's miracle run in the 2018 qualifiers.
just ordered my lesotho national team shirt they better not let me down
Rwanda's Striker plays for my USL League 1 side. Imagine a team with a USL 1 team plays in the World Cup lol
international qualifying videos are my favorite subgenre and its not even close
The most insane thing in this video is the fact that Asian World Cup qualifications is almost finished. And the World Cup is still 2 years away. Wild.
No, there are more rounds of qualifying.
All things considered, Bangladesh had some decent performances at home this time around (according to Bangladesh standards), holding Australia & Palestine to 2 & 1 goals respectively and drawing Lebanon, ignore our away record 👀
With the Palestine pulling a Leverkusen
The away games didn't happen
5:20 Actually, there’s also San Marino (who tries to compete in UEFA and FIFA tournaments) and Vatican City both inside of Italy. But Lesotho is the largest, most populated and the only one out of three that isn’t considered a “microstate” 🇱🇸🇸🇲🇻🇦
I get happy hearing the little African countries get shout-outs. One of my best buddies is from Togo.
I'm South African, and I am definitely not nervous 😅😅😅
Hugo Broos is cooking😂😂
Haha me too bru 😂
Same if we learn to convert our chances when we have them we'd be comfortably be top of the group
@@that3401 We cannot lose to Zim at home, surely? If we do we honestly don't deserve to go to the wc😂
God the pronunciation of those countries😂😂😂😂. Appreciate the consistent content brother
As an African, I have long held that Africa has too few qualifying spots. We have as many countries on our continent as Europe, and we have a lot of really great teams that constantly miss the world cup because of weird qualification setups, corruption, and plain bad luck when it comes to drawing groups. On top of that, most of the teams in Africa in general play at a higher standard than in many other parts of the world where there is a large gap between the good teams and the minnows. In Africa, the quality gaps between teams is much smaller, which means that really good teams can miss a world cup by having one below average game. For example, there is no reason to me why a team like Angola, has only been to one world cup. Or why either a team like Senegal or DR Congo won't go to the world cup because they both were drawn in the same group.
Edit: and as a final point - because of the limited spots Africa is alloted, we almost never get a feel good story like Lesotho (who had a great Cosafa cup), qualifying for the world cup like in other parts of the world where it's great to see someone like Panama qualifying for example.
Thank you for covering this I seen no one talking about these amazing matches!
More titles like this, please! I don’t much care for the clickbait titles. We fans are going to watch no matter what they’re called, you mustn’t try too hard cuz it doesn’t really capture the personality of the video otherwise.
Sorry clickbait on the internet is here to stay, it works
Is it just me or did the zealandism videos get quieter? I always need to turn the volume up to actually hear it at roughly the same level as other videos. Just noticed cause i did hardly hear it when it came up while gaming while all other videos have been fine to understand.
No, I agree it is quieter. I think he moved the microphone back a little when he set up the new desk
10:47 YESSSS HE’S BACK
maqwell is probably begging for a miracle in that vietnam group
Interesting thing is that Lesotho plays their home matches IN South Africa which means we only have 2 away matches and 5 home matches left
"Home"
These videos are just gold
Bro is such a nerd that he makes a video after 3 matchdays in groups with 6 teams in Africa, but i love it)
Zealand: The US national team has risen to a very good level.
Colombia and Trinidad and Tobago: No.
(Context: they just lost 1:5 against Colombia at home 🤣🤣🤣)
I don't mean to say this offensively but why can't gringos spell Colombia right, lmao
@@SinNombreYQueWea My sincere apologies, I am not an English native speaker and the first autocorrect suggestion was "Columbia" and not "Colombia". Also in my native language of Croatian it is written very close to "Columbia" so yeah. Sorry once again, no harm meant.
@@levi7581 Oh don't worry about it then, it's just very common among Americans to spell it like that, given Columbia is also a city in South Carolina and they're probably used to that name. I'm not Colombian either so no offense taken
@@SinNombreYQueWeawe say kolumbija in Croatian so thats the reason
praying for berhalters downfall after usa crash out of copa america
🇵🇷 Vamos Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
This squad/pool has a lot of potential
with Jeremy de Leon in Real Madrid Castilla, but Ancelotti liking his work ethic so he trained with the main team in Spain & traveled with them even tho he couldn't play
Antonetti scored vs Atletico de Madrid in January in Copa del Rey which was a nice 3 Kings day present in Puerto Rico & was his teams tied top scorer with La Liga teams looking at him
& at lot of guys also taking the chance on MLS Academies like Wilfredo Rivera & Colby Quiñones also there is randomly 1 Puerto Rican in Botafogo 🤣
I have actually been to Mauritania. I sadly didn’t buy their national shirt at the airport and I hugely regret it l.
Best game I ever watched Live and in person... South Africa vs Brasil @ Olympics 2000 in Brisbane. 4-2 Sth Africa won. Was brilliant.
Nigeria have just lost to Benin lol. Also, just discovered this channel it's great stuff, right up my street
The thing that should be mentioned about Libya and Sudan is that whilst their national sides aren't great, their domestic leagues are amongst the stronger ones in africa, which does give them an advantage, particularly when other teams don't have their strongest squads available
well in the case of Sudan it's basically just two clubs, but they do consistently do well in continental comps
big up lesotho
More of these please Zee - love WCQ news!
I understand that CONMEBOL is generally regarded as the toughest qualification path, but you'd think Suriname would fancy their chances if they moved back to their home continent. Hell, they might even get their best players to chose them rather than the Netherlands if they have the opportunity to play Argentina and Brazil every couple of years
Suriname and Curaçao might actually have a chance to progress.
As a Bangladeshi I have to agree our team is very bad 😅 so the draw was quite surprising. Hopefully when I'll be old and dying we'll play in the world cup 😂
I love your optimism 😆
It is always nice to see my country stil on top after 3 matches ahead of Senegal. But looking at our performances and the sitiuation with the Eisa brothers as well as the condition of the country, I doubt we will be able to keep this consistency for the upcoming 7 matches. But hopefully we pull it off.
Also, I don't think our match against South Sudan will be heated. We are actually somewhat chill with them right now.
15:38 Maaaaan, W** happened to Peru? They were really good..
Idk if its just me, but he is fastttt talking this video, feels like the moustache is gone to get the white powder better
this entire video is KEKW
Damn, Lesotho competing against Nigeria, South Africa and Benin for 2 spots with a largely domestic squad is just something else haha.
Whoever wins Lesotho vs Rwanda means their top of the group first the next 9 months. Which means until mid-2025.
Zealand talking about Pakistan football and cricket before GTA 6 😂
"sudan used to be bigger" that's the IR technical term, good job zealand
Cayman Islands got their first world cup qualifying win ever !! Also check out Aedon Scipio from Anguilla, his hair is so long he has a waist band to tuck it into
People talking about the title but thats what these videos are about, they are meant to be unfiltered 😂
Vamos Venezuelaaa!!! Youre a cool guy!!! 😎😎😎
12:01
It's worth mentioning that Malaysia still has a very slim chance to advance to the third round of the World Cup qualification, but ONLY if Malaysia is able to overcome the massive goal difference between them and Kyrgyzstan (which is eight goals in total). And the only way for them to advance further is to obliterate Chinese Taipei by eight goals and hope that Oman will beat Kyrgyzstan in the final group match (though five to seven goals is fine, but they have to hope Oman beating Kyrgyzstan with a bigger scoreline if they didn't beat their opponent 8-0).
Fortunately for Malaysia, as they are playing in their home ground in the final group match, so did Oman.
Nice Beerschot shirt, my best affiliate on current save.
"Vroom vroom"
Zealand fix your desk 😂
Lightning Mcqueen should be the mascot for Vroom Vroom FC
volume's been low for a few videos now, idk if that's just me
tried turning it up perhaps?
@@why772 no shit, genius
I'm just surprised these groups aren't regional. Surely the budget of the FA of Eswatini is not so big that flying a team to Libya is not a massive, massive expense?
Ouch!! That hurt. I know we are bad but I'd take 2-0 loss against Australia rather than 10-0 that everyone was expecting in the recent match.
The most insane thing is that Zealand has not built his background yet (PS go for a run!)
as a salvadoran i have no hope that we’ll even get through the second round. we haven’t won a game in 2 years! we couldn’t even beat BONAIRE in a recent friendly. so i’m not expecting much for these last 3 games.
"lesewto"😂
Google how to pronounce it I dare you
Oops, where im from we say it diffrent
How about the 5-1 😊
Equatorial guinea should still make it in the second place hopefully 😅
I think you pronounced about 5 countries names right so 4 more than most American's
Bro I'm hungry and have nerve damage, hope you're well.
Really rooting for a US vs Afghanistan matchup at the WC
Crazy to think that Lesotho is 3 spots ahead of south africa even though their land is inside them
as a proud sierra leonean, we can dream of beating egypt haha
You're a rare pearl my friend thats all i can say
I'm south African and didn't even know Lesotho had a national team 😂 well done to them 🫡
“South Sudan split from North Sudan, I’m not exactly sure why.”
“Ok so there was this movie called ‘Oceans 11’…”
CAF looks more unpredictable than AFC to be honest. The only notable, worth watching group matchups here are
Thailand - China and Kuwait - India. The rest of groups are either too predictable or having three bad teams thus ppl do not care abt who win 2nd place in those groups. Tajikistan is decent, but Jordan and Saudi are too good, thus also make it predictable.
South African here. You're flattering us regarding us vs. Lesotho. If memory serves correctly, we've beaten them like 1 in 7 games. We're a nation brimming with potential, but we're one of the worst managed countries of all time wrt football. If we qualify for ANY tournament, we're surprised.
You said "Nein, as in No in German" and then I dropped my medicine and shouted instinctually "Nein"
6:56 Blasphemy right here
As a Nigerian watching our group I’m getting scared, we didn’t qualify for 2022 World Cup, it would be crazy if we don’t qualify for 2026.
We need to win the remaining 7 games 🇳🇬🇳🇬
Let's go Lesotho!! See you in 2026!!
Will you keep us up to date on Oceania qualification when it begins in September
el salvador are beyond cook, we are cremated
havent won a game in 2 years, 23 games winless
havent beaten an island team since 2021 which was st. kitts which was during the 2022 wc cycle
C'mon man, we're trying our best out here man... - Bangladesh football team
Puerto Rico dominated El salvador,Salvador didnt come to play futbol. Very good result for Puerto Rico and youll see them getting better results.
I went on a 36 hour trip to a NWSL game out of state and I missed six videos on this channel 💀
As a Syrian, the loss against North Korea was quite embarrassing and the team is at high risk of elimination. The team only had to draw to advance to the next stage, but they lost and now have to beat the mighty Japan or pray North Korea choke their Myanmar matchup
We cooking boys ( I'm from Lesotho)
Ahh yes, Lesotho are for sure the dark horses
(Edit) Can someone tell me what application he is using for reviewing the table?
It's the website Flashscores
Website called flashscore
Flashscore
@@joshbrain3295 Cheers mate!
AFCON moments
I have hope with what my national team is cooking 🇵🇷
7:09
Eritrea withdrew because the government was afraid their players would use the opportunity to flee the country.
i wouldn't know about this stuff if it weren't from you
Clicked because I saw my group in the thumbnail 😂
What is that website called?
The puns in this video are nice, but I was expecting "Dr. Congo" and it didn't happen, that was a mild disappointment.