Pretending To Partner With A Scammer

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  • čas přidán 29. 05. 2020
  • This "Amazon Refund Department" scammer says he gets a few percent of everything he refunds. We hatch a plan to make millions of dollars together. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
    Full Call........ / 561641731
    ..................... / 561926605
    Patreon........ / kitboga
    Twitter.......... / kitboga
    Twitch.......... / kitboga
    Merch........... teespring.com/stores/kitboga
    Reddit........... / kitboga
    Edited By...... / truedits
    Guest............ / miltontpike1
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  • @will11lliw
    @will11lliw Před 4 lety +1461

    "I used to be a banker but then I lost interest" 🤣🤣🤣 amazing puns off the cuff

    • @JoanRubra
      @JoanRubra Před 4 lety +7

      Not native, what's the pun?

    • @teammoonlight1625
      @teammoonlight1625 Před 4 lety +3

      Hahahaha.

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 Před 4 lety +18

      @@JoanRubra interest rate
      in loans and stuff

    • @crusatyr1452
      @crusatyr1452 Před 4 lety +24

      @@JoanRubra Basically, if you have interest in something, then you like it. That thing is interesting to you.
      So, if you lose interest in your job, you will quit your job.
      Interest is... a little complicated, but the point is that it has to do with money, and especially loans and banking.

    • @michaellh04
      @michaellh04 Před 4 lety +5

      Omg now it makes sense. Thought he said baker.

  • @PyrokineticFire1
    @PyrokineticFire1 Před 4 lety +1149

    when the scammer is so bad that Kit doesn't think it's worth HIS TIME to waste a scammer's time...

    • @kia-oracho-cho170
      @kia-oracho-cho170 Před 3 lety +17

      well said

    • @irl8796
      @irl8796 Před 3 lety +95

      It does make sense though. Why waste a bad scammers time when it’s more beneficial to get a good scammer tied up and waste their time

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 Před 3 lety +40

      @@irl8796 that's true, though on the entertainment side bad scammers can be worth more laughs because they have no idea what they're doing.

    • @thethingfromanother7118
      @thethingfromanother7118 Před 10 měsíci

      @@kia-oracho-cho170road rqq

  • @meatbot.404
    @meatbot.404 Před 4 lety +472

    Maybe the real scam was the friends we made along the way

    • @mcguffers
      @mcguffers Před 3 lety +12

      This made me laugh out loud

    • @meatbot.404
      @meatbot.404 Před 3 lety +8

      @@mcguffers I dunno if it was deserving of that but thank u hehe

    • @santaslayer3354
      @santaslayer3354 Před 3 lety +2

      And the probable relations

    • @goosechuck
      @goosechuck Před 3 lety +4

      I almost spit my tea out reading this comment.

    • @joshua565
      @joshua565 Před 3 lety +3

      @Catplop Underrated! Hahaha

  • @moth_belly
    @moth_belly Před 4 lety +677

    I lost it when he said, "Sir, stop it-bop it - twist it- pull it - stop it - bop it."
    LMAOOO

    • @zipzappzopp453
      @zipzappzopp453 Před 3 lety +12

      Flick it...

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 Před 3 lety +7

      I think that's from a toy commercial.

    • @HikaruLychee
      @HikaruLychee Před 3 lety +13

      HAHAAHHAAHAHAH saaame I was doing something else while listening to this and I could swear I heard him saying PULL OUT! I turned around and was like WAAAAAAAAATTT

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 Před 3 lety +8

      @@louistournas120 it's the Bop It the toy itself actually says it

    • @respectwishes
      @respectwishes Před 3 lety

      To flicking funny!

  • @Zeroshiki
    @Zeroshiki Před 4 lety +1004

    My jaw just dropped when the scammer actually made the "pshh" sound like a walkie. 💀

    • @pedrosaraiva
      @pedrosaraiva Před 4 lety +19

      man I read your comment just as it started

    • @Zeroshiki
      @Zeroshiki Před 4 lety +11

      @@pedrosaraiva Lol that's always the best.

    • @Stephnooob
      @Stephnooob Před 4 lety +12

      i'm dying laughing at it

    • @bluewolf8577
      @bluewolf8577 Před 4 lety +3

      @@pedrosaraiva same

    • @czechchicklet6890
      @czechchicklet6890 Před 4 lety +20

      I haven't gotten there yet and I'm laughing in anticipation.

  • @tomhendrickson4079
    @tomhendrickson4079 Před 4 lety +685

    2 minutes in: "you're about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine"
    oh this is gonna be a good one

  • @derekplus
    @derekplus Před 4 lety +379

    Can't solve a math problem .... "do you smoke weed?"

  • @ozmarichardson6524
    @ozmarichardson6524 Před 4 lety +346

    I love when they stick around after the reveal to talk to you honestly.

    • @angiez1342
      @angiez1342 Před 3 lety +37

      Ikr? The scammer even still called kit “big papa” at the very end 🤣

    • @calmctabber
      @calmctabber Před 2 lety +6

      @@angiez1342 what a happy ending lol

  • @ohno5507
    @ohno5507 Před 4 lety +925

    "Do you know about hackers"
    "Like a lumberjack?"
    "Yes"
    I'm starting to doubt the legitimacy of this operation.

    • @msinfo32
      @msinfo32 Před 4 lety +4

      LOL

    • @gamerdogthedog
      @gamerdogthedog Před 4 lety

      🤦‍♂️

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 Před 4 lety +4

      Yevhenii Diomidov ....also, lumberjacks sleep all night and work all day.....whereas hackers do the reverse....

    • @LunaticKD1991
      @LunaticKD1991 Před 3 lety

      Lumberjacks are the most 1337 hackers.

  • @AveryTalksAboutStuff
    @AveryTalksAboutStuff Před 4 lety +715

    "aren't you about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine" 😂

    • @johnd-k3539
      @johnd-k3539 Před 4 lety +23

      Ash tray on a motorbike?

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii Před 4 lety +29

      Periscope on an airplane?
      Gasoline can on a rowboat?
      Stripper Pole on a Jet Ski?
      Bathtub in the ocean?
      Icemaker in Alaska?

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee Před 4 lety +10

      A scammer from a popup ad

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee Před 4 lety +2

      @@DudleyaSetchellii Nice!

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee Před 4 lety +1

      @@johnd-k3539 Lol

  • @britishdantheman
    @britishdantheman Před 4 lety +490

    Man, the world is on fire and I'm going through a divorce right now, so I'm feeling pretty low. This video made me cry laughing. Thank you so much :)

    • @heatheradams8946
      @heatheradams8946 Před 4 lety +18

      I agree we need cheering up

    • @chickenfeet9558
      @chickenfeet9558 Před 3 lety +39

      Going through a divorce is hard but hang in there it will be ok. You will see

    • @Reloecc
      @Reloecc Před 3 lety +9

      @@chickenfeet9558 >hang_in'< is not a best advice..

    • @shirleybarfield5093
      @shirleybarfield5093 Před 3 lety +30

      There is life after divorce, best wishes.

    • @WellWoopdidoo
      @WellWoopdidoo Před 3 lety +17

      I’m sorry you’re going through a hard time, I really hope things have picked up in the last three months, but you can’t just go around starting sentences with “the worlds on fire” like you don’t expect people to read the rest of the sentence to the tune of All Star.
      Genuinely though, I hope you’ve found more reasons to laugh the last few months.

  • @mickeymouse12678
    @mickeymouse12678 Před 3 lety +212

    Kitboga: "If you know I'm not at the bank and you know I'm just at home, then why are you even talking to me?"
    Scammer: "Because I love you."
    Lmao what????? I'm so confused.

  • @tina670
    @tina670 Před 4 lety +755

    "I like it when you call me Big Poppa" - The Notorious K.I.T.

    • @djjoycie27
      @djjoycie27 Před 4 lety +9

      TravelingT spit out my water coming across this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainLoknar
      @captainLoknar Před 4 lety +5

      I can do whatever you want, phhhhchh
      Oh wait no, I take it back, *sucks air*

    • @just13rain
      @just13rain Před 4 lety +2

      @John Henderson and she spit her water 😏😏 as well as coming 😏😏😏 which means😏😏😏😏 idk 😏😏😏😏😏where 😏😏😏😏😏😏 I'm 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 going 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 with 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 this.

    • @Stinkysocksew
      @Stinkysocksew Před 4 lety +16

      Boga Smalls

    • @andylutz3505
      @andylutz3505 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Stinkysocksew LOL The Notorious K.I.T. otherwise known as Boga Smalls

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou Před 4 lety +383

    Both of them saying "psssh" into their microphones after every time they speak will be the death of me holy shit lmfao

  • @BryanLubeck
    @BryanLubeck Před 3 lety +51

    “Switching to comms” is my new way out of uncomfortable conversations.

  • @harganator8515
    @harganator8515 Před 4 lety +67

    The fact you had the scammer full on role playing with you and referring to you as 'Big Poppa' gets me every time 😂😂

    • @sarwall_
      @sarwall_ Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂 if he would have called the scammer “lil papa” I would have lost it lmao

  • @aidangarvey7049
    @aidangarvey7049 Před 4 lety +588

    When the scammer was trying to do math I was thinking "this guys sounds like he's high" and then he immediately followed it up with asking if you smoked weed. Holy shit

    • @Empress.Serenity
      @Empress.Serenity Před 4 lety +2

      Lmfaooo

    • @efijas
      @efijas Před 4 lety +5

      maybe he got mixed up and did meth

    • @mortenrossen5017
      @mortenrossen5017 Před 4 lety +2

      420 likes 😂

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 Před 4 lety +2

      @@efijas how would that be relevant? explain your joke.

    • @goblino3494
      @goblino3494 Před 3 lety

      @@noahnoah2747 probably alluded to the fact that you'd have to smoke half the weed on the planet, to be as dumb as that scammer. Guy sounds about as smart as your average meth head.

  • @bladudemovies
    @bladudemovies Před 4 lety +1534

    We need to get Kit a cowboy hat for his Jebediah character.

    • @sassyinscrubs5206
      @sassyinscrubs5206 Před 4 lety +31

      No jebadiahs in texas..he needs an amish hat

    • @ihateyankees3655
      @ihateyankees3655 Před 4 lety +74

      A trucker cap would be a better fit

    • @goingslightlymad7172
      @goingslightlymad7172 Před 4 lety +45

      I think Jebediah is a propane salesman. :) He needs a "baseball cap" type hat. ;)

    • @Ms_Tania
      @Ms_Tania Před 4 lety +8

      @@ihateyankees3655 Agreed!!

    • @casual_C
      @casual_C Před 4 lety +44

      Either way, can we all agree that this character needs a hat of some kind?

  • @akbub6751
    @akbub6751 Před 3 lety +34

    "Do you think it's gonna be worth it? I mean let me work it, I'll put my money down flip it and reverse it....gosh, I'll bop it, ill twist it." This type of insanely silly shit will forever keep me watching.

  • @kennyfordham6208
    @kennyfordham6208 Před 4 lety +369

    I love how these scammers are totally oblivious to American slang or references, yet they claim to be calling you form California. 🙄

    • @Barbara-zu4pl
      @Barbara-zu4pl Před 4 lety +28

      Yeah, because we have so many call centers relocating from India to Cali. For 'each and every Ting'. 😝

    • @mateuszabramek7015
      @mateuszabramek7015 Před 4 lety +13

      There was a romantic comedy about such center, but in the movie scammers were really good prepared and had exams about US culture. I can't remember the title...

    • @geozil6782
      @geozil6782 Před 4 lety +12

      California, New Delhi

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom Před 4 lety +5

      @@geozil6782 ☆ A Suburb, No Doubt.

    • @suryakumars
      @suryakumars Před 4 lety +1

      Mateusz Abramek Are you referring to “Outsourced” ?

  • @strongxhands
    @strongxhands Před 4 lety +139

    Between the unprompted weed remark, the odd homoerotic fantasies, the two-way radio sound effects and continuous ‘Bop-It!’ routine, this bass-ackward (refund?) scam was beyond entertaining. Bravo Kit, bravo sir!

  • @datapa9an
    @datapa9an Před 4 lety +113

    He was a surprisingly good sport at the end

    • @M0VER
      @M0VER Před 3 lety +16

      I know right it’s like he admired Kit for a second there, hopefully might make him reconsider previous life choices lol

  • @ShiroR3aper
    @ShiroR3aper Před 4 lety +71

    Nobody:
    Scammer: "I smoke weed, I smoke weed, you know?"

  • @badgalcreah
    @badgalcreah Před 4 lety +488

    Kit: "you can call me Bert."
    Scammr: "okay, so butt... Do 1 ting"

  • @mattb4554
    @mattb4554 Před 4 lety +171

    40:24 Kit: "What do you think I'm doing right now?"
    Scammer: "Right now... You are at your home. I know that. Or you are somewhere else. I don't know where you are."

  • @Hitman61547
    @Hitman61547 Před 4 lety +66

    Favorite part is when he merged the calls and the scammer asked the other scammer if he bought something from amazon. Guy said what like he was experiencing inception.

  • @peony4175
    @peony4175 Před 4 lety +299

    This guy says 'Jesus Christ' like hes 12 and was told hes allowed to cuss for once.

    • @soulspin
      @soulspin Před 4 lety +1

      😂🤣

    • @kia524
      @kia524 Před 3 lety +5

      Maybe he has some humanity left after all.

    • @kia524
      @kia524 Před 3 lety +4

      Vanessa A It bothers me as well.

    • @12341saleh
      @12341saleh Před 3 lety +1

      @@PunsandPixels actually we do swear by Allah name lol

    • @flyingsandwich9987
      @flyingsandwich9987 Před 3 lety +4

      @@PunsandPixels because god isnt real, so what are they doing wrong?

  • @lyssaearland618
    @lyssaearland618 Před 4 lety +386

    The "Bop It" variations crack me up every time

    • @MikeStoneJapan
      @MikeStoneJapan Před 4 lety +21

      click it, spin it, crunch it...

    • @ANDREA-kk2gx
      @ANDREA-kk2gx Před 4 lety +5

      I KNOW IM CRACKING UP 😂😂😂

    • @anniewarbucks9697
      @anniewarbucks9697 Před 4 lety +1

      and I’ve been addicted to using it about each and every 2nd day.

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk Před 4 lety +1

      Oh god, flashback to one boring Xmas day at a family member's house, where I was made to play that game. Drove me nuts.

    • @sarwall_
      @sarwall_ Před 2 lety

      I can’t stop laughing hahahahaha I lost it at flick it 🤣🤣😂

  • @brady1045
    @brady1045 Před 4 lety +291

    "Do you smoke weed? I smoke weed." Lmao what the hell is this guy trying to accomplish with that

    • @MikeStoneJapan
      @MikeStoneJapan Před 4 lety +41

      rapport building...complicity in common vice..i unno

    • @bryceschug486
      @bryceschug486 Před 4 lety +30

      That change in topic hit me so hard I got whiplash.

    • @lazarus8237
      @lazarus8237 Před 4 lety +6

      Sometimes they feel connected , by the extended imagination and humor

    • @Barbara-zu4pl
      @Barbara-zu4pl Před 4 lety +1

      Cute pic. 😘

    • @chemicalimbalance7030
      @chemicalimbalance7030 Před 4 lety +2

      Bryce Schug on the real though do you smoke weed?

  • @LadyAtoli
    @LadyAtoli Před 3 lety +22

    No he's accurate. As a former employee of Amazon. It's the worst company in the world.

    • @nissan_skyline
      @nissan_skyline Před 2 lety +1

      What team did you work for while at Amazon? They have 30+ teams like, fulfillment & operations, Amazon Web Services, digital media, transportation services, finance & global business services etc. etc. Plus they own a bunch of subsidiary companies, like Twitch and IMDb. The company employees 1.46m people, so I can't imagine that they're as bad as you guys say they are. And how is the scammer accurate when he's just pretending to work for Amazon lol.

    • @LadyAtoli
      @LadyAtoli Před 2 lety +1

      @@nissan_skyline AVP1 warehouse. And yes they treat their employees like hot garbage.

  • @kaylasadan7753
    @kaylasadan7753 Před 3 lety +17

    "then why are you even talking to me?"
    Scammer: "because I love you ya know? Ur very smart" 💀💀💀

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez Před 4 lety +348

    Gotta love how they just say "yes sir" and move one with whatever they were saying, no matter what you say. :P

    • @Ms_Tania
      @Ms_Tania Před 4 lety +10

      Never fails,....they just skip right pass whatever is said as if it wasn't even said.

    • @andreaellerbeee
      @andreaellerbeee Před 4 lety +2

      Here in lies the greatest content

    • @FilthTribeFTP
      @FilthTribeFTP Před 4 lety +16

      It's because they are going off a script and they either don't know how else to respond or they straight up aren't really listening because they are putting all their attention on focusing towards their bullshit script.

    • @simonfairey2339
      @simonfairey2339 Před 4 lety +4

      Because they go with a script they only concentrate on that and not what's going off around them divvy fuck nuggets 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @devrajsengupta9979
      @devrajsengupta9979 Před 4 lety +2

      Ya there's only smart guy in the scam center who hands over the script to everyone with a negative iq

  • @jasminekuehn5133
    @jasminekuehn5133 Před 4 lety +228

    How all legit businessmen describe themselves:
    “I’m a businessman, I do business”

    • @jetjock8079
      @jetjock8079 Před 4 lety +1

      Eddie Murphy -- first scene in Beverly Hills Cop

    • @Empress.Serenity
      @Empress.Serenity Před 4 lety

      Riiight 😼

    • @stealthyshadow567
      @stealthyshadow567 Před 4 lety +2

      KGB officers getting interrogated by the CIA

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk Před 4 lety +2

      Any member of the Mafia, or any organised crime.

    • @lanog40
      @lanog40 Před 4 lety +6

      Vincent Adultman in Bojack Horseman. He works at the Business Factory.

  • @theycallmeken
    @theycallmeken Před 4 lety +66

    That hold music while he's calculating his "bonus" is so classy Kitboga!

    • @britevision
      @britevision Před 4 lety +8

      Bill Williams some of the worlds greatest mathematicians are Indian. I love these videos. These scammers are shite, but there’s no need to make a generalization about Indians. Most of them aren’t like these pos’s.

    • @msc2u1
      @msc2u1 Před 2 lety

      I was in stitches!

  • @jasmer6754
    @jasmer6754 Před 3 lety +35

    "This just dills my pickles" I'm going to start saying that lol

  • @AleixCastells
    @AleixCastells Před 4 lety +395

    You should start a scammer BINGO. Make a list of things scammers might say, and when they say all of them they get a prize. Or a plot twist or change characters or some trolling... idk.

    • @resurrekt3273
      @resurrekt3273 Před 4 lety +16

      Doesn't Jim Browning do scammer bingo?

    • @AleixCastells
      @AleixCastells Před 4 lety

      ResurREKT oh nice. ill go see.

    • @TheRiviaWitcher
      @TheRiviaWitcher Před 3 lety +29

      "Each and every thing"
      "Behind the bars"
      "My goodness"
      "I will lose my job"

    • @cbb7307
      @cbb7307 Před 3 lety +8

      I'm pretty sure there's a scammer bingo on his twitch page

    • @AleixCastells
      @AleixCastells Před 3 lety

      @@cbb7307 nice! ill check it out

  • @captainrednek9301
    @captainrednek9301 Před 4 lety +337

    I wasn’t sure if this was a scam, then the guy told him to “fill up the form with each and every thing”. Then I knew. Whew, close call.

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey Před 4 lety +52

    You can call me John, I'll call you Butt.
    I'm dead.

    • @iamarok
      @iamarok Před 3 lety +3

      He called him so is that a Butt dial? 😂

  • @papipc1271
    @papipc1271 Před 4 lety +55

    You should say “yes” when they say did you make this order? That will throw them for a loop.

    • @sozeytozey
      @sozeytozey Před 4 lety +2

      Except why would he be calling if he placed the order? It’d pretty much give it away that he’s just tryna waste their time

  • @Ninja-The-Red-Shinobi
    @Ninja-The-Red-Shinobi Před 4 lety +288

    you two playing wakie talkie is just priceless

    • @andreaellerbeee
      @andreaellerbeee Před 4 lety +4

      It is!

    • @15lumen
      @15lumen Před 4 lety

      Hahah

    • @theravenpirate4744
      @theravenpirate4744 Před 4 lety +18

      I loved how it all came back at the end and through it all the scammer still laughed and called Kit big papa. As strange and awful as the situation is in some ways that felt so sweet.

    • @byte01010101me
      @byte01010101me Před 4 lety +11

      When Kit started making the pshshshtt sound, the scammer did it too.

  • @nick4k539
    @nick4k539 Před 4 lety +276

    Scammer: Gets home
    Wife: how was work
    Scammer: *big papa*

  • @foxhaley8311
    @foxhaley8311 Před 3 lety +13

    that grimy “did you see what i put on the notepaaad” 💀

  • @janusfenix
    @janusfenix Před 4 lety +71

    I loved the full 'actual' reveal. Beyond just 'I was messing with you and wasting your time' reveal to the "I record these calls and share them with millions of viewers" reveal. You can just hear the resignation in the scammer's voice at the end, it's delicious. Are there other videos where it's gotten all the way to that point?

    • @hellodoink
      @hellodoink Před 4 lety +10

      to be honest i kind of wish he'd post more videos of him ending it by being straight up with them and telling them everything he does. like the scammer was super surprised to hear he'd exposed 2000 scammers and almost sounded scared. but i understand that if he did that then scammers would warn other fellow scammers and they'd catch on quicker

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective Před 3 lety +9

      @@hellodoink he doesn't reveal as much anymore as far as I can tell. He prefers to leave them guessing

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hellodoink I think actually the scammer really started to respect him by the end, which was kind of sad.

  • @psych9079
    @psych9079 Před 4 lety +230

    "do you know about hackers, sir"
    "oh you mean like a lumberjack?"
    lmao

    • @jordanburkert6208
      @jordanburkert6208 Před 4 lety +13

      And the thing is that the scammer said yes

    • @Jay-jm3do
      @Jay-jm3do Před 4 lety +7

      Thats how they have to get through your firewoodwall

    • @supergobblin1
      @supergobblin1 Před 4 lety +3

      He just keeps going ignoring what he's saying lol

    • @andrewgrandma2816
      @andrewgrandma2816 Před 4 lety +3

      @@supergobblin1 like hacking up a lung. "Yes sir." Like your amazon account. Get a pen and paper.

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii Před 4 lety +1

      Ran away with that script... trolled so bad scammer agg-R-eed.

  • @bbbbeeeaar
    @bbbbeeeaar Před 4 lety +312

    "I smoke weed. Do you smoke weed?
    we're in boys

    • @starchaser2489
      @starchaser2489 Před 4 lety +25

      PASS IT AROUND
      (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅KUSH_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے

    • @badgalcreah
      @badgalcreah Před 4 lety +4

      "You can put your weed in here"

    • @clarenceboddicker6679
      @clarenceboddicker6679 Před 4 lety +10

      I don't need drugs to get high, I'm high on autism

    • @MrPatriickzz
      @MrPatriickzz Před 4 lety +6

      Isn't weed like super illegal in India. Like you get a death penatly or a really long time in jail?

    • @bbbbeeeaar
      @bbbbeeeaar Před 4 lety +1

      @@MrPatriickzz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MyCovertNarcissism
    @MyCovertNarcissism Před 4 lety +39

    This was one of the best ever, the guy sounds so full of hope, yet totally defeated both at the same time.

  • @xkrollx
    @xkrollx Před 4 lety +34

    *" do you know weed? "*
    "*I smoke weed you know?*"

  • @devins4686
    @devins4686 Před 4 lety +254

    "who gives you money" Kit: "my friends"
    We love you kit!

    • @blazereho811
      @blazereho811 Před 4 lety +20

      That was so wholesome

    • @emmkatt
      @emmkatt Před 4 lety +29

      He always calls his viewers his friends. We do love you Kit 💚

  • @stevesteezy2628
    @stevesteezy2628 Před 4 lety +153

    “You can call me John, and I will call you butt” 😭😭😭

  • @ko7302
    @ko7302 Před 4 lety +27

    "This is you, I'm feeling male pattern balding" lmao 😂😂❤

  • @dawnmccarthy3000
    @dawnmccarthy3000 Před 4 lety +14

    I love it each and every time the scammer calls Kit Big Poppa!😂

  • @civ34
    @civ34 Před 4 lety +109

    I choked on hot coffee when the scammer said Bert Ernie

  • @jabso
    @jabso Před 4 lety +42

    Scammer almost caught telling the truth when he let slip "Amazon is the worst company in the world".

  • @shawnikaross4396
    @shawnikaross4396 Před 4 lety +28

    The Eyebrow work though lol I love his “whoa” expression lol I’m hooked on this channel!!

  • @hope_canyon
    @hope_canyon Před 3 lety +14

    I'm a software dev who usually listens to your show at work without necessarily watching it. But I'm watching this one for a change and I'm realising there's a whole side to what you're doing that I've missed! And I'm so impressed because there's no way I'd be able to keep someone distracted on the phone whilst editing a JSON file with information from the browser like that, especially with that same person actively navigating the website being edited. Kudos to you dude, holy fuck

  • @OMGZALLAMA
    @OMGZALLAMA Před 4 lety +52

    "Amazon never keep single dollar from any customer" sounds legit.

  • @SEOshogun
    @SEOshogun Před 4 lety +296

    Why do they think "I will explain each and everything" is reassuring to anyone?

    • @DudleyaSetchellii
      @DudleyaSetchellii Před 4 lety +17

      It's a cultural thing. If it weren't a scammer, it wouldn't be fun to mock their speech patterns. But... it is, so it is.

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 Před 4 lety +6

      Whoever taught them enough English to read the script probably?

    • @raycestg3447
      @raycestg3447 Před 4 lety +45

      @@joebobby1412Allow me to speculate a little; these scripts might be derivatives of derivatives of derivatives of some primordial scammers' script which is probably older than time itself. The script authors sell the same garbage-tier "English" template with blanks were call centers can just insert their name/method/variations etc. The authors sell them with the marketing like "they totally work bro" and the buyers aren't good enough in English to correct bad grammar, spelling and so on. The buyers, whom often are the bosses of call centers I suppose, are just interested in the potential "revenue" the scripts can generate. The actual callers later just follow the script because "they totally work bro" and most likely don't know enough English themselves either. If you ever hear them going off-script, you hear them often struggle making basic sentences.
      Thank you for reading my essay. Feedback is happily received at e-mail microsoft-tech AT 1492149afmwopa.exe (I am Microsoft)

    • @PinkMopsi
      @PinkMopsi Před 4 lety +1

      @@raycestg3447 Best explanation I've read ever.

    • @vey3933
      @vey3933 Před 4 lety +6

      It's mostly down to how different cultures think about grammar/language. It's very similar to 'do the needful' phrase. It's a normal phrase for Indian-English but sounds completely off for those speaking British or American English.

  • @inspiredbylove1432
    @inspiredbylove1432 Před 4 lety +15

    Scammer: 'I couldn't sleep allll night thinking about you' 💲$💲$💲$

  • @JoJo-oi2yp
    @JoJo-oi2yp Před 4 lety +18

    Kit gets 1M and WE are the ones getting this gift?
    Congratulations! 🎊🎉

  • @andreaellerbeee
    @andreaellerbeee Před 4 lety +31

    "I know...I know your at home or somewhere else" most profound statement on this video lol

  • @demontamerbf18
    @demontamerbf18 Před 4 lety +65

    22:22 "Do you want me to put my finger in my..." That was hilarious, when the scammer rages is so funny.

    • @joesavag
      @joesavag Před 3 lety +10

      Was looking for this comment. Glad it didn't go unnoticed lol.

    • @Loud2013
      @Loud2013 Před 3 lety

      Tpshhht-uh

  • @pattierotondo1108
    @pattierotondo1108 Před 4 lety +13

    "I'm a businessman. I'm doing business here."
    Yeah, right.

  • @rv7733
    @rv7733 Před 3 lety +7

    "You can call me Bert"
    "Okay. So Mr.Butt"💀

  • @ruiningtheworstdays
    @ruiningtheworstdays Před 4 lety +20

    "This just dills my pickle" I love you, Brother.

  • @Pellerinen
    @Pellerinen Před 4 lety +133

    "You can call me Burt." -"Mr Butt? Butt? Ok, Mr Butt." That got me.

    • @exporteur4391
      @exporteur4391 Před 4 lety +3

      He meant „Bud“, I guess. Short form of Buddy.

    • @ayesacc
      @ayesacc Před 4 lety +3

      Exporteur I think he was trying to say Bert but his accent made it sound like butt

  • @denise8791
    @denise8791 Před 4 lety +12

    The static sounds .... absolutely hysterical. I cant believe he was doing it too🤣

  • @Space_Wanderer.
    @Space_Wanderer. Před 4 lety +32

    What happens when a scammer realises you aren't using windows lol.

    • @uwuster
      @uwuster Před 3 lety +3

      Do it on Mac or Linux lol they can't syskey it

  • @TheRealFumigator
    @TheRealFumigator Před 4 lety +43

    I really think this guy is one of the better scammers out there. And he's terrible. It gives me hope.
    The best thing about him learning there are Kitbogas in the world is he will be more likely to suspect an actual victim of being a scambaiter and will hang up on actual victims. Hopefully.

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 Před 4 lety +76

    "Big papa, do you read me? Over."
    *phone static* 🤣🤣🤣
    Reminds me of the Spongebob and Patrick's astronaut scene in the camping episode

    • @bwah9481
      @bwah9481 Před 4 lety +1

      i cant believe they started roleplaying

  • @sujothedork
    @sujothedork Před 3 lety +21

    52:50
    Scammer: Who gives you money for this?
    Kit: My friends.
    *That one went straight to the feels!*

  • @kennawonders390
    @kennawonders390 Před 4 lety +12

    “I do a little bit of STONKS as well,” LOLLLLLL

  • @xrcs2002
    @xrcs2002 Před 4 lety +72

    EACH and EVERYTHING, this phrase never fails to show up each and everycall

    • @15lumen
      @15lumen Před 4 lety +1

      I think this phrase is mandatory in their English learning process :P Surely they get top grade for saying this during the exam :)

    • @NicolonCancer
      @NicolonCancer Před 4 lety +3

      As well as “just wait a moment, leave your mouse”

    • @vtmorphine
      @vtmorphine Před 4 lety +4

      And "Are you handy with a pen and a paper?"

    • @Justme-bp2rn
      @Justme-bp2rn Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @T90Official
    @T90Official Před 4 lety +264

    That lumberjack joke had me lol!

    • @unknownability4257
      @unknownability4257 Před 3 lety

      @@telsonater didjdksmsmmsmdmdms lmfaooo

    • @trashcan3000
      @trashcan3000 Před 3 lety +4

      t90 official liking a lumberjack joke... typical

    • @bastipotter84
      @bastipotter84 Před 3 lety +2

      WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE LMAOOOO
      I literally watched a video of you RIGHT BEFORE THIS ONE and now i see you there ???

    • @zimon129
      @zimon129 Před 3 lety

      T90? at least time stamp it so i could find it LUL

    • @just.tiramisu
      @just.tiramisu Před 3 lety +1

      @@zimon129 I’m late but it was like within the first four minutes of the video, can you not watch 4 minutes of a video?

  • @Blendsoft
    @Blendsoft Před 4 lety +11

    Seriously so funny how he got him to make the Walky Talky sounds XD XD

  • @glitchyvibes
    @glitchyvibes Před 4 lety +32

    I know he’s a scammer and all but he’s the first one that I actually thought was kinda cool and him trying to do the math for the percentages was hilarious 😂😂🤣

    • @alecharlow4270
      @alecharlow4270 Před 4 lety +7

      Totally agree 😂😂 as weird as it is to say that-I guess it was the fact that it seemed so childish and goofy. It was like a planned out script and yet it wasn’t, it was just a scammer who was energetic and ACTUALLY willing to respond to what Kit was saying, instead of the usual “move along” typical scammer mindset.

    • @thereaIitsybitsyspider
      @thereaIitsybitsyspider Před 4 lety

      It's funny but also sinister because he probably thinks that Jebediah has autism or some other disability. It's like manipulating a kid to steal his parent's wallet.

  •  Před 4 lety +358

    kitboga, must say how much this means to me and all of us. obviously, your efforts have saved many from being scammed. apart from that, this is top quality content. world class. you deserve everything good coming your way. personally, it's almost like asmr. and i mean it in the best and most sincere way. thank you. and please keep it up!

    • @Funksinthehouse
      @Funksinthehouse Před 4 lety +7

      Same here and I live in Canada. Same scam different country.
      Now I do the same not like Kit. Just try keeping them on the line then tell him he's a complete moron. How upset they get😂. So yes I agree tnx for what u do 👍

    • @rejinyahel2170
      @rejinyahel2170 Před 4 lety +3

      I am from india ... Y cant u report theese scammers to police ??

    • @johnbuttler915
      @johnbuttler915 Před 4 lety +7

      @@rejinyahel2170 the police doesn't do anything about the scammers.

    • @comtnmist
      @comtnmist Před 4 lety +3

      I want to know why SOOO many of these scammers all sound the same.

    • @flabitron9548
      @flabitron9548 Před 4 lety +10

      @@rejinyahel2170 watch Jim Browning here on CZcams. He has some good videos about busting scammers. He gathers information and reports them.

  • @charforeverbiotch
    @charforeverbiotch Před 4 lety +116

    BOP IT TWIST IT PULL IT PASS IT PULL IT BOP IT TWIST IT STOP IT PASS IT PICK IT TWIST IT BOP IT FLICK IT PULL IT

  • @Junior4466
    @Junior4466 Před 3 lety +7

    One of my favourite scammers forreal. Can’t believe the did the scammer did the walkie talkie “pshh”. And that he called you big papa. And when the scammers found out they were in the same room was gold! And at the end, John was a good sport. Wish he wasn’t a scammer. I’d smoke a bowl with him.

  • @Wisprea
    @Wisprea Před 4 lety +7

    ‘I love you’ wth was this guy thinking??? 😂😂😂

    • @ickidierlam7364
      @ickidierlam7364 Před 3 lety

      He was thinking about$$$$$$. He loves money. 🤸😂

  • @tc1390
    @tc1390 Před 4 lety +54

    Just wait a moment sir

  • @nky.z
    @nky.z Před 4 lety +60

    I love how the scammer ended it with a “good, big poppa” 😂

  • @GameInDorf
    @GameInDorf Před 3 lety +4

    Sometimes you hear lightheartedness and genuine sense of humor coming through in these scammers and it makes you wonder what happened to them or where they went wrong. Sometimes it feels like you really get through to them Kit, and everytime I hope they actually reflect about it and quit.

  • @Wisprea
    @Wisprea Před 4 lety +11

    Lmaooo ‘Big Papa’ and ‘Level 5’ Kitboga is a genius!

  • @愛
    @愛 Před 4 lety +28

    kitboga: i know youre scamming me
    scammer: exaaaactly

  • @Phoenix_blue
    @Phoenix_blue Před 4 lety +58

    PS you really need to do a "Karen", I will personally find and send you the perfect wig!!!

    • @magnificentsir7274
      @magnificentsir7274 Před 4 lety +6

      I wonder what happens if you try to speak to their manager 😮

    • @louloulouthoughts
      @louloulouthoughts Před 3 lety +9

      @@magnificentsir7274 they step away from the phone for a second, then the same person magically comes back as "the manager" 😅

    • @chantiawhissell1650
      @chantiawhissell1650 Před 3 lety

      Pleaseee

  • @sleapyGazelle
    @sleapyGazelle Před rokem +1

    I love that scammers say “I love you” to Kit often enough that he has a special background for it

  • @steph_fergi
    @steph_fergi Před 4 lety +16

    I Love when you get to finally break character sometimes and speak to them frankly after they were so convinced they outsmarted some poor individual. The genuine advice you try offer these people who walk a negative and unlucky path always makes me hope one of them will actually try to change their life for the better. Good stuff KitBoga, your doing Damn good stuff 👍

  • @deadlydecidueye4970
    @deadlydecidueye4970 Před 4 lety +119

    CONGRATS ON ! MILLION KITBOGA!!!!

    • @sharon94503
      @sharon94503 Před 4 lety +1

      YESSS!

    • @4Isaac
      @4Isaac Před 4 lety +1

      You mean 1*

    • @MA-dq8wd
      @MA-dq8wd Před 4 lety

      It was about time he's the best!

    • @radmerlady9377
      @radmerlady9377 Před 4 lety +2

      The twitch stream on Friday 5/29 was excellent! Definitely give it a watch, if it’s still available. I hope he uses parts in a future million sub video.

    • @jamieop
      @jamieop Před 4 lety

      @@radmerlady9377 like, comment, and subscribe!

  • @86Timewarp
    @86Timewarp Před 4 lety +120

    I'm waiting for the day one of two things happen:
    1. A scammer actually catches on to the pop-culture references you make
    2. You have someone "role-play" with you, but they actually speak Hindi so you can shit-talk the scammers, but only faintly in the background so it's almost audible to the scammer

  • @dezzy151
    @dezzy151 Před 4 lety +6

    Oh man, how long it took him to calculate, and you played that elevator music....i was laughing so hard. This guys is soooo excited! But then he KNOWS about Doug Dougson

  • @ut971
    @ut971 Před 3 lety +3

    I think those scammers live in a really bad environment and people in a bad environment produce bad results. Scammer said "all people are scamming" - this is just a bad environment they live in. I am absolutly against with what they are doing and they should go to jail for that but on the other hand, imagine you would be born in a society where everyone around you is scamming other people and even your dad work in scam center. At the end of the video, when everything is revealed, even scammer laugh and make joke about walkie-talkie sound and realizes how stupid it was. That proves to me that he is still a human like everyone else who just live in a bad environment and because of that he has evil mindset who want to take advantage of vulnerable people. Kitboga, keep doing your work, because your videos are really funny and hilarious and I really love watching them. And also, I hope you will change their environment bit by bit, so they will stop with their evil doing :)

  • @mog6301
    @mog6301 Před 4 lety +54

    That one felt weirdly, almost wholesome at the end, big papa.

    • @aikoulovelove
      @aikoulovelove Před 4 lety +3

      KSSCHH

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah, I actually hope this guy gets out of scamming.

    • @hunterbralish7973
      @hunterbralish7973 Před 4 lety +1

      For real kitboga should work with him for a episode against other scammers then pay him for it or we rais money for him in a stream??

    • @LetGoNoControl
      @LetGoNoControl Před 4 lety

      @@hunterbralish7973 You mean raise money for the scammer?

    • @PerspectiveEngineer
      @PerspectiveEngineer Před 4 lety

      @@LetGoNoControl teach a man to fish...
      I meant er fish, well
      I guess the kid wants to
      Save one plus scsmmers.
      If that dose and probably does
      It really doesn't matter in the scheme of things,
      But it is always funny when kit can get some scammers to work other scammers...
      Kind of like watching cops commit crimes on TV by hitting a anchorman/woman
      Cuz I'm not a sexist.

  • @mroinkster2181
    @mroinkster2181 Před 4 lety +54

    You should put a million dollars in your bank account and see the scammers reaction

    • @emor6100
      @emor6100 Před 4 lety +10

      One time he put a lot of money in his account and they hung up. They thought it was a joke I think.

    • @lazarus8237
      @lazarus8237 Před 4 lety +1

      Like a half wouldn't turn heads . That's a half trillion in many countries

    • @TheLifelongdream
      @TheLifelongdream Před 4 lety +2

      Scammer Payback do that often. And then the scammer will attempt to ask the "victim" to go to the bank, cash out a 5 figure amount and use FedEx/DHL/UPS to send to a proxy address of theirs in the States.

  • @GauravThakur-vx9hy
    @GauravThakur-vx9hy Před 4 lety +4

    I'm never gonna get tired of that into.😂😂
    Just wait a moment 😂😂

  • @kate2klava
    @kate2klava Před 4 lety +8

    "what do you do for business, mr Butt?"

  • @raylansgivens
    @raylansgivens Před 4 lety +32

    the scammer sounds like he just learned the word jesus christ, because he said it non stop the whole time he was on call ....

  • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
    @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns Před 4 lety +84

    That scammer is so unknowledgeable and useless, he's just like real Amazon support.

    • @kuzmavolkov
      @kuzmavolkov Před 4 lety +16

      I dunno most of the time the amazon support have been pretty decent and chummy to me. Always had my orders fixed. Maybe that's cause I'm prime?

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk Před 4 lety +2

      @@kuzmavolkov Way to ruin a perfectly good joke :)

  • @costaricarich9641
    @costaricarich9641 Před rokem +2

    Wow what a rare call where Kit actually tells them off at the end in his regular voice. So amazingggg.

  • @codmobster5229
    @codmobster5229 Před 3 lety +1

    When you conference called the other guy and he started his pitch and the other guy said WHAT? I lost it! That's some funny stuff right there😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @rightpa
    @rightpa Před 4 lety +284

    Scammer: Everyone is a scammer.
    Kit: No, that's not how it is.
    Scammer: What do you do?
    Kit: I scam scammers.
    Scammer: ...
    Kit: ...

    • @KarolynHerreraBookEditor
      @KarolynHerreraBookEditor Před 4 lety +9

      No he said that he CALLS scammers.

    • @cookiemonster-ky9ru
      @cookiemonster-ky9ru Před 4 lety +18

      Karolyn Herrera I mean... he tricks them into wasting their time through calling them... and if you take time=money then he is technically wasting money which means he is technically scamming scammers

    • @christophersavignon4191
      @christophersavignon4191 Před 4 lety +19

      @@cookiemonster-ky9ru
      Nope. To be a scam, it needs to include personal gain that is obtained at their expense through unrightful deception.
      Also if time is money, their time is other people's money, not their own.

    • @cookiemonster-ky9ru
      @cookiemonster-ky9ru Před 4 lety +9

      Christopher Savignon your looking at it from our point of view... not theirs. Everyone watch gets a personal gain of entertainment and seeing the scammers time wasted and it can be considered unrightful deception to the scammer because if he reveals they just hang up. Now I’ll hit you with the worst part about this... yes it is saving other people’s money but, to them it just appears to be a higher paying job and really nothing more.

    • @cookiemonster-ky9ru
      @cookiemonster-ky9ru Před 4 lety +4

      Christopher Savignon don’t get me wrong I love kit and everything he does but you could consider it a scam by looking at the overall picture (and imo I think the scammers deserve to be scammed because it can show them a taste of their own medicine)