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Komentáře • 11K

  • @jacksonpowell621
    @jacksonpowell621 Před 2 lety +2395

    15:18 Pronouncing gif as "yiff" is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

    • @jetfrostgaming
      @jetfrostgaming Před 2 lety +58

      HAHAHA, BROOOO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. XD

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 Před 2 lety +52

      2022 already off to a great start.

    • @ausburne5265
      @ausburne5265 Před 2 lety +54

      sniff sniff I smell a tumblr post

    • @FortyTheAlien
      @FortyTheAlien Před 2 lety +51

      This comment has big tumblr energy and i can not decide if that is good or not.

    • @guardedcobalt276
      @guardedcobalt276 Před 2 lety +50

      if I remember correctly I think he is actually quoting a comment on either a tumblr or reddit post that was about the pronunciation actually being "yiff"

  • @Damova1
    @Damova1 Před 2 lety +5121

    I see that “Armor Piercing English” has now been augmented and renamed as “High Impact Constructive Criticism.”

    • @art-lc1dh
      @art-lc1dh Před 2 lety +32

      hurts my feelings

    • @loganmiles7836
      @loganmiles7836 Před 2 lety +75

      It’s the tier II upgrade

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 Před 2 lety +71

      "Armor Piercing English" i am stealing this line. This is mine now.

    • @williamdocherty1816
      @williamdocherty1816 Před 2 lety +34

      wait High impact constructive criticism isn't armor piercing English then whats been hitting my braincells this entire video

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker Před 2 lety +13

      Good ol' HICC ammo.

  • @zendo_gaming4601
    @zendo_gaming4601 Před rokem +1984

    8:31 "You OWN a 5 7?" "Yes because it has a buff against poor people."
    Badger 2021

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 Před rokem +57

      "Wait- Yo you got the STENDO?"
      Badda, Also 2021

    • @boombang0418
      @boombang0418 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Every time I hear the poor people part I have to struggle not to laugh.

    • @user-gf9vb7wj4v
      @user-gf9vb7wj4v Před 4 měsíci

      Pretty sure that was Jello tbh since his color is Cyan ​@@gagejohnathan9641

    • @Scorchinghell
      @Scorchinghell Před 3 měsíci +1

      With a 30round magazine to be exact

    • @alexissmith7005
      @alexissmith7005 Před 3 měsíci +3

      i mean, it's seattle. The buff is needed

  • @travb7772
    @travb7772 Před rokem +1829

    Skulker is that one friend that everyone has that we all actively hate but would also do anything for.

    • @nightart9345
      @nightart9345 Před rokem +151

      The one friend the squad keeps telling to shut up, but if someone out of the squad does the same thing, everyone beats that person to a pulp :'v

    • @bigchungu7698
      @bigchungu7698 Před 11 měsíci +61

      That one friend where you always want them to shut up, but when they do it kinda feels empty.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast Před 8 měsíci +44

      " i hate you. "
      " ill give you 20 bucks to give me 20 bucks and kill that guy in the street. "
      " your on. "

  • @Crayshack
    @Crayshack Před 2 lety +6929

    Skulker is literally "my goals are beyond your understanding" personified.

    • @darkmodeenjoyer3367
      @darkmodeenjoyer3367 Před 2 lety +101

      I wanna see my gaols beyond your understanding but skulker

    • @wannabemoiramain9227
      @wannabemoiramain9227 Před 2 lety +80

      i have never found a better way to describe anyone this shit is gold

    • @EazziOnline
      @EazziOnline Před 2 lety +8

      @@darkmodeenjoyer3367 i just woke up and woke woke up and crying and and woke woke up crying crying and crying crying lol lol yeah i i i just woke up and crying crying and crying lol lol yeah i i just woke woke ww up and crying crying and w

    • @EazziOnline
      @EazziOnline Před 2 lety +2

      wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @keladwynsolkas
      @keladwynsolkas Před 2 lety +31

      I’m pretty sure his goals are beyond even his own understanding

  • @Matthew-nk4fs
    @Matthew-nk4fs Před 2 lety +3564

    When Badger said "I have to address what Skulker did." I immediatelt got up and poured a glass of tequila

    • @adityasahu2103
      @adityasahu2103 Před 2 lety +167

      as you should soldier, as you should.

    • @sierra8070
      @sierra8070 Před 9 měsíci +56

      Was it a tall glass? Because you probably should've

    • @NcKiltman
      @NcKiltman Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@tylerforehand2983CC

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth Před 8 měsíci

      Timestamp?

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer Před 8 měsíci

      @@sierra8070 Pretty sure Skulker needs a nice tall glass of _SHUT THE F*CK UP!_

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings Před rokem +536

    0:55
    I love how Badger even made Skuller's arm stop when the sound stopped.

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 Před rokem +90

    I swear Skulker is like Bumblebee from Transformers, he doesn't have a voice and communicates solely through memes, radio songs and sound effects.

  • @jamescollins2068
    @jamescollins2068 Před 2 lety +5235

    This settles it. Skulker isn’t an ai. He’s a metaphysical agent of unbridled chaos that will one day destroy the world.

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor Před 2 lety +41

      Google?

    • @jome2284
      @jome2284 Před 2 lety +149

      I love it when Skulker is in Badger's videos. We can't get enough of his shenanigans.

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 Před 2 lety +124

      "You can't call me mommy either,
      you guys are fucking weird"
      Skullker, 2021

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx Před 2 lety +72

      Skulker is Tzeench in disguise

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Před 2 lety +6

      Your welcome James, as of the writing of this comment on your comment, it now has 667 likes so the nutty christian people can eff off

  • @OFather_of_Giants
    @OFather_of_Giants Před 2 lety +5430

    Skulker went from his usual chaotic nuetral energy to become chaotic evil for a large section of the video

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider Před 2 lety +292

      The AI has gone rogue.

    • @jametsuchan
      @jametsuchan Před 2 lety +100

      @@warped_rider cyberpunk music plays

    • @tsarbombahoney2764
      @tsarbombahoney2764 Před 2 lety +85

      he was boolied to hard about not being human he had to take it out on us

    • @justin6346
      @justin6346 Před 2 lety +22

      @@warped_rider doc ock arms without the chip

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 Před 2 lety +11

      He was charging his energy

  • @nikodevil993
    @nikodevil993 Před rokem +269

    Bagder clips + 3 hours of sleep = laughter strong enough to cause your gag reflex to show up from nowhere

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yep I’ve had that happen before that’s not a fun time😅 but mostly, I just enter a massive coughing fit whenever I laugh too hard

  • @Jonzerker15
    @Jonzerker15 Před 7 měsíci +74

    10:56
    The fact that heavenly and geuce are the doom slayer and an elite guard makes this even funnier to me

  • @Lusassle187
    @Lusassle187 Před 2 lety +10312

    “Don’t make fun of the furry community, if they can afford a $2000 dollar fursuit they can afford a $10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox.” Master chief
    I love furrys please do not leave pipe bombs in my mailbox 🤠

    • @StardustCorvid
      @StardustCorvid Před 2 lety +578

      Exactly, your heavy flamers may have range, but they don't have *that* much range

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian Před 2 lety +290

      me, whos mailbox hole is too thin for a pipebomb:

    • @nightfurynick998
      @nightfurynick998 Před 2 lety +366

      @@BlackoutGootraxian its called duck tape it to the door

    • @RebDoesStuff
      @RebDoesStuff Před 2 lety +97

      Me who already knows how disable pipebombs

    • @damen9578
      @damen9578 Před 2 lety +89

      2k, haha! Try more like 10k.

  • @starshinehero
    @starshinehero Před 2 lety +806

    "It's Ezekiel's horn. The lord is coming back for us. TAKE ME GOD!"
    That made me laugh harder than expected.

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 Před rokem +84

    1:40 honestly, the "Eh, you never know when you gotta set your house on fire" was funnier to me than the entire "heating dinner up with a BIC" conversation.

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 Před 8 měsíci +22

    Skulker went from just holding the chat hostage with autotuning to duplicating his friends' voices with AI and becoming their evil clones.

  • @rustycastle3787
    @rustycastle3787 Před 2 lety +548

    “Of course you have a 57”
    “Yeah cuz it has a buff against poor people “
    -TheRussianBadger 2021

    • @astro2121
      @astro2121 Před 2 lety +15

      I mean, he aint wrong

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 Před 2 lety +19

      Totally, he totally ain't wrong.
      It has special effect applied if get shot to poor people.

    • @hondozed9953
      @hondozed9953 Před 2 lety +5

      50% more damage to people on welfare

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal Před 2 lety +1

      Best line of the vid 😂

  • @lowkeylaw
    @lowkeylaw Před 2 lety +855

    "Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just *MAP* " - this made me grin very hard.

    • @ivanhvk8042
      @ivanhvk8042 Před 2 lety +11

      If I remember correctly you can make the map even bigger to take up the entire bottom right side of your screen, but that could be in World of Warships only.

    • @firestargaming9521
      @firestargaming9521 Před 2 lety +4

      "Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just MAP " - this made me very hard.

    • @firestargaming9521
      @firestargaming9521 Před 2 lety +2

      i hate myself

    • @wardenbias554
      @wardenbias554 Před 2 lety

      @@firestargaming9521 huh

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian Před 2 lety +3

      @@ivanhvk8042 With a mod, Its not limited. You can take the whole screen if you want. Without mods, its basically the whole right side of the screen, depending on screen size and resolution.
      Sincerely,
      A salty WOT player

  • @Maneir
    @Maneir Před rokem +444

    Bingeing your videos has been the boost of dopamine I've needed to get me through the day after dealing with a sudden tragedy. Thank you guys for being such chaotic bastards.

  • @AHH_IM_DYING
    @AHH_IM_DYING Před 8 měsíci +6

    Badger, I have found a bullet even more stupid than 700 nitro express, and it is so powerful it actually scares me. It it .950 jdj, which is a 20x110mm casing which legally makes it a Canon round and it is legal to own in the United States. To put into perspective how powerful this round is, I have heard that a 50 bmg can kill a man without hitting him. A .950 jdj would literally turn a man into red dust.

  • @wyntyrqueen1609
    @wyntyrqueen1609 Před 2 lety +2291

    Skulker is the embodiment of a toaster oven. He may be chaotic as shit to deal with, but his timing is immaculate and we need him.

    • @maninthechair6033
      @maninthechair6033 Před 2 lety +36

      That is an amazing profile pic

    • @Mills5041
      @Mills5041 Před 2 lety +28

      I just can't help but think of the toaster from New Vegas

    • @neothefox5205
      @neothefox5205 Před 2 lety +13

      Every time I see that profile picture I say IM MA EAT THAT

    • @WARnerSpec
      @WARnerSpec Před 2 lety +12

      Skulker is precious and must be protected at all costs

    • @gravewalker7411
      @gravewalker7411 Před 2 lety +7

      If Skulker is not an AI then I'll be damned if he isn't a Tech Priest Jawa looking Gobin.

  • @timothye.2902
    @timothye.2902 Před 2 lety +677

    11:20 I love how Clu's wording ("I wanna bring Prince Charles back to life just so I can kill him again") implies Clu killed Prince Charles the first time.

    • @AiryAary
      @AiryAary Před 2 lety +12

      Shhhhhhhh

    • @hirthviktor3215
      @hirthviktor3215 Před 2 lety +11

      What Clu was trying to do was a double tap my guy

    • @NinjaBomberman
      @NinjaBomberman Před 2 lety +5

      It also implies prince Charles died - he's still alive! Phillip died

    • @joebennett9422
      @joebennett9422 Před 2 lety +3

      @@NinjaBomberman He's already going to come back, fucker looked like a lich

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 Před 2 lety

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) I can't tell if you're a bot, a troll or just schizoposting

  • @crazycat_4013
    @crazycat_4013 Před rokem +128

    My personal fav parts:
    0:54 Why are you like this?
    1:55 You know what I'd do?
    ((2:08 Dementia))
    4:17 Goblin laugh
    4:27 Up my ass
    5:43 Making anthrax
    7:57 I hate living in Detroit
    9:08 Increase autotune
    ( 10:06 Computer died )
    10:55 Server mute
    14:50 GIF or JIF?
    ((17:47 How many arms do you have, badda? ))
    ((18:00 I found my jaw under my bed ))
    18:14 The bowl's last
    18:23 Add blocker
    (18:36 Can't call me Mommy, either)

  • @seanchapman1566
    @seanchapman1566 Před rokem +30

    7:44 made me laugh my ass off for no reason

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT Před 2 lety +515

    9:42 This just makes me want to have Skulker as an AI in Halo Infinite. His name already sounds like it could fit an AI. Added bonus could be that for every kill through the game, the auto tune goes up by 1%. Multikills double the auto tune percent by double.

    • @PurpleSaturn726
      @PurpleSaturn726 Před 2 lety +55

      “M-m-M-mUlTiKiLl-*VIGOROUS BELCHING*”

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT Před 2 lety +35

      @@PurpleSaturn726 This. Just... This. I love this.

    • @helljumper5601
      @helljumper5601 Před 2 lety +14

      Get in touch with 343i and Frankie O’Connor and let Skulker bully them into doing it

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Před 2 lety +9

      Make him says quotes similar to Philip from Total Recall and I'm in.

    • @cKorn027
      @cKorn027 Před 2 lety +9

      And the name of the AI: GL-17CH aka Glitch

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity Před 2 lety +3406

    “Of course you own a 5.7”
    *”Yeah cause it has a buff against poor people”*
    Are we just gonna ignore this LMAO

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 Před 2 lety +252

      Its also armor piercing, so it has a buff against the middle class

    • @FirstRunTanker
      @FirstRunTanker Před 2 lety +117

      also againts poor people since each bullet is a dollar fifty cents...
      DAMN

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder Před 2 lety +24

      Normal badger

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 2 lety +43

      Is it also a buff against rich Democrats?

    • @FirstRunTanker
      @FirstRunTanker Před 2 lety +51

      @@andyfriederichsen yes, armor penetration

  • @Kenan_soffera
    @Kenan_soffera Před rokem +90

    15:35-15:50 is probably my favorite bit

  • @Kazarus_Doom
    @Kazarus_Doom Před rokem +77

    I love how this whole video is an ad for world of tanks and and the guys being insane, love this.

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad Před 2 lety +1218

    Knowing that Badgur is basically doing interpretive dances in a mocap suit to the beats of his friends shit talking makes these videos 100 times better

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier Před 2 lety +3

      Basically xDDDD

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah right? I love knowing this fact

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 Před 2 lety

      It's no longer badger its BADGUR

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier Před 2 lety

      @@GHOST49759 It's just a really bad attempt at growling.

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 Před 2 lety

      @@Jorkier ?

  • @vincentmartineau2006
    @vincentmartineau2006 Před 2 lety +534

    “You could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.”- ZE DICKER MAX

  • @optomispower7297
    @optomispower7297 Před rokem +7

    “Shockwave! What is the charge on the ultimate weapon? The auto bots are getting closer!” 9:29

  • @DedZepp
    @DedZepp Před rokem +52

    i did not know he came to my home state how nice to know a legend like badger came to the museum of the rockies

  • @Bobcat205
    @Bobcat205 Před 2 lety +1022

    "Kentucky is just farming, coal, fried chicken and horses."
    As a resident of Kentucky, you're correct.

  • @aiseanaivalu2143
    @aiseanaivalu2143 Před 2 lety +1878

    "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

    • @FSGTACHANKA
      @FSGTACHANKA Před 2 lety +23

      Damn right

    • @professionalmoron2039
      @professionalmoron2039 Před 2 lety +30

      Thats the ringa ding move baby

    • @alexbueno5815
      @alexbueno5815 Před 2 lety +11

      "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

    • @lil_jackie_ch4n336
      @lil_jackie_ch4n336 Před 2 lety +8

      I lived in the mojave. And you ain’t wrong. The crackheads there are absolutely nuts bro.

    • @ranger_117
      @ranger_117 Před 2 lety +8

      I fell down into that dark casam the flame burned on and on but I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around

  • @nathanhancock6278
    @nathanhancock6278 Před rokem +20

    6:05 - 6:18 this is where badger’s quest for a pipe bomb begins.

  • @The-Mic-Drop
    @The-Mic-Drop Před 8 měsíci +7

    7:53
    Triceratops got horns, why he need to punch that dude? Kick him? Hoof him? Bludgeon him. I'mma go with bludgeon.

  • @enderbyte7486
    @enderbyte7486 Před 2 lety +2750

    I like to think that Skulker’s soundboard is surgically implanted into his chest and wirelessly connected to his computer.

  • @mistermaxie6487
    @mistermaxie6487 Před 2 lety +473

    Skulker is the embodiment of "God has let me live another day and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile Před měsícem +4

    "Hey guy who called me a rat, where do I go next?" - "up my ass"
    Doesn't matter how often I see that part, it always makes me tear up from laughing my ass off xD

  • @nikaelkeanretiza1074
    @nikaelkeanretiza1074 Před rokem +8

    Titan charging his melta canon: *71 PERCENT*

  • @dewpye
    @dewpye Před 2 lety +813

    5:13 The fact that Badger was doing that irl truly puts a smile on my face.

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 Před 2 lety +492

    "That's way I own a 5.7 with a 30 rounds magazine"
    -Badger 2021

    • @maggle4046
      @maggle4046 Před 2 lety +36

      It got buffs against poor people

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 Před 2 lety +7

      Somebody makes bank... Yo shoot me over some .45 no pun intended... Ok I lied pun intended but still I'm running low on .45 so pwease!?!?

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 Před 2 lety +1

      I own a 5.7 and I got that stendo

    • @jonkraft6218
      @jonkraft6218 Před 2 lety +1

      Man, everyone I know who has a 5.7 has to debate whether to shoot them or beat them to death with it cause that ammo be fuckin expensive!

    • @bhimbonggames3206
      @bhimbonggames3206 Před 2 lety +1

      Atf has entered the chat

  • @icarusavill4025
    @icarusavill4025 Před rokem +12

    Every time he interacts with his chat it’s like a boys locker room playing Russian roulette with a blindfold and a tennis ball

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 Před rokem +4

    “I’ll Paul Walker myself off a cliff” god dammit I am so going to hell that one got me good

  • @yessir6919
    @yessir6919 Před 2 lety +752

    7:18 "I can't believe I 1v1'd that dude with like 8 people's help."
    "I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."
    How the hell do you guys keep pulling hilarious jokes like these from your ass back-to-back?

    • @KePzez
      @KePzez Před 2 lety +18

      That's the power of being with dabois

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 Před 2 lety +7

      They do it on daily basis, just like what the bois do.

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 Před 2 lety +10

      @@KePzez Hell yeah, dabois! Last night me and the bois have a chat in discord just to argue about eat 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is better than microwaved cereal with ketchup for breakfast.

    • @yessir6919
      @yessir6919 Před 2 lety +7

      @@literallyhuman5990 I don't know which is better, but both of those choices are cursed in my books. Oreo/cereal and ketchup/mayonnaise on the other hand...

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 Před 2 lety +6

      @@yessir6919 all of us agree on eating 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is the most cursed things, because we already proved it. So microwaved cereal with ketchup is not that cursed.

  • @rileyhiggins3028
    @rileyhiggins3028 Před 2 lety +1167

    Badger - "The Dicker Max is a loooooong range tank"
    Also Badger - *proceeds to point-blank the next 4 tanks with the Dicker Max*

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Před 2 lety +6

      I spontaneously point black no scoped an enemy flanking tank with a Bison artillery. Only moment I remember playing and I love it every time.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Před 2 lety +2

      That was the equivalent of using a .50 cal sniper rifle on someone that's less than 50 metres away

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 Před 2 lety

      @@thomasnolastname8734 that's what I used to do. God I miss my friends.

    • @Crep35
      @Crep35 Před 2 lety

      @@literallyhuman5990 r/cursedcomments
      I ain't putting this on reddit, I'm too lazy to

  • @MoonBlinked13
    @MoonBlinked13 Před rokem +27

    15:35 I have a dog fursuit (a pitbull too!), and I wore it to a Christmas work team building day (one of the mentors said I could). Fursuits are hot as hell AND I was wearing an onesie, so I'm already overheating. I flop like a corgi on the floor near where some others a playing video games and all I hear is 'what the dog doing?' Let me tell you, I almost died XD

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 Před rokem +12

    It’s motion captured based humor like this that leaves me on the floor after passing out after laughing that hard

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry Před 2 lety +419

    Q: What add blocker does Skulker use?
    A: His personality

  • @wyrminaround
    @wyrminaround Před 2 lety +18064

    Russian badger is just my monthly dose of concentrated happiness, man is like a drug.

  • @OfficialParadaG
    @OfficialParadaG Před 8 měsíci +4

    This is an older video, and I doubt it'll be seen, but thanks Badger for all your content and the work you put in. I've been binging it all for a good amount of laughs even if I've watched everything several times. Can't get enough, can't wait for the next vid!

  • @Ariana321
    @Ariana321 Před rokem +7

    "Yes, because it has a buff against poor people." I absolutely lost it at that.

  • @braxtonalan927
    @braxtonalan927 Před 2 lety +658

    Grouse: *Isn't in the session to make a "Reduced to Atoms" joke*
    Bajur: *Fine, I'll do it myself.*

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +2061

    Skulker in this stream was like one of those myths where some powerful being starts causing havoc before an even more powerful guy (heavenly) deletes him entirely

  • @DragonLordTheDragonlord
    @DragonLordTheDragonlord Před rokem +5

    Badger: "I have to move my turret."
    Me: What turret?

  • @nighthawk4744
    @nighthawk4744 Před rokem +9

    You underestimate how entertaining these videos are. Immediately after this video I play another 20 min one of yours.

  • @broderickratliff8411
    @broderickratliff8411 Před 2 lety +663

    Skulker literally went " with each donation I grow stronger..."

    • @chaoticclonestudios
      @chaoticclonestudios Před 2 lety +17

      Then he became to powerful for this reality

    • @broderickratliff8411
      @broderickratliff8411 Před 2 lety +5

      @@chaoticclonestudios why do a want to see a halo game but instead of master cheif and cortana it's jello and skulker

    • @chaoticclonestudios
      @chaoticclonestudios Před 2 lety +3

      @@broderickratliff8411 because itd be chaotic

    • @demounus4174
      @demounus4174 Před 2 lety

      What is the timestamp on twitch for the autotune

    • @burpoi
      @burpoi Před 2 lety

      @@demounus4174 9th minute of the vid my man

  • @JasakutheLeafeon
    @JasakutheLeafeon Před 2 lety +1126

    "Don't underestamate furries"
    All i could think of is "If a furry can pay thousands of dollars on a fursuit they can pay the 10 bucks for materials to make a molotov cocktail."

    • @ghoulkinggruul7345
      @ghoulkinggruul7345 Před 2 lety +133

      If they can afford a $1000 fursuit they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mail box

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen Před 2 lety +66

      And the exact ingredients to make Anthrax

    • @snibetisnab211
      @snibetisnab211 Před 2 lety +25

      @@ghoulkinggruul7345 hey hey people.

    • @mcclassy1206
      @mcclassy1206 Před 2 lety +50

      I believe over 30% of furries are engineers too so we could Rube Goldberg you into outer space If we wanted

    • @limantate2105
      @limantate2105 Před 2 lety +34

      @@mcclassy1206 we? You said we

  • @jakepat8603
    @jakepat8603 Před rokem +7

    I don't think Ive ever heard badger laugh as hard as he did when skulker turned his soundboard back on XD

  • @SpawnHades
    @SpawnHades Před rokem +1

    'Immerse yourself in a shower' and 'You smell like beans' are two of the greatest insults I'e ever heard.

  • @marcusdaloia2974
    @marcusdaloia2974 Před 2 lety +1063

    18:08 it is a little known fact that the tooth fairy is a domesticated variety of the much larger and more aggressive Bone Fairy.

    • @chumbucket3475
      @chumbucket3475 Před 2 lety +102

      Also; unlike the tooth fairy, the bone fairy is not limited to waiting until the bones fall out

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 Před 2 lety +66

      @@chumbucket3475 Neither do tooth fairies if they go feral.

    • @slugrancher
      @slugrancher Před 2 lety +15

      that sounds AWESOME

    • @pepsiking5712
      @pepsiking5712 Před 2 lety +20

      Yes but how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 Před 2 lety +11

      @@pepsiking5712 out here asking the right questions!

  • @TexasTaterSalad
    @TexasTaterSalad Před 2 lety +2269

    The 5.7 having a buff against poor people might be my favorite line on this channel.

    • @agentzero8898
      @agentzero8898 Před 2 lety +16

      I’m not sure I get the joke

    • @Kgosha
      @Kgosha Před rokem +154

      @@agentzero8898 A Five-seveN typically costs over $1000, aka way more than any handgun a normal person buys.

    • @agentzero8898
      @agentzero8898 Před rokem +16

      @@Kgosha okay gotcha

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 Před rokem +49

      If Badger and Brandon Herrera ever do a collab I want that joke to resurface

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox Před rokem +28

      @@ReformedSooner24 AK Daddy plus Russian Badger would be a glorious crossover.

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I Před rokem +1

    You're one of the few creators I just plain don't leave videos early on. Seriously, you have this energy that I have to soak up in my life lol

  • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
    @ToastyMcMarshmallow Před 6 měsíci +7

    2:21 "I MIGHT BE 29 YEARS OLD WITH DIMENTIA! CAUSE I FORGOT ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY!!"

  • @kalcibone
    @kalcibone Před 2 lety +2035

    Demand: Skulker doing a female voicechanger for an entire episode.

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 Před 2 lety +211

      I've never disagreed but wanted something more in my life

    • @bgreer3067
      @bgreer3067 Před 2 lety +58

      Yes, I wouldn’t even know what to do with it but yes

    • @primalryuu54
      @primalryuu54 Před 2 lety +51

      Oh my god. That would hilarious to watch.

    • @aricohen5960
      @aricohen5960 Před 2 lety +33

      Fuck yeah dude. F-fuck yeah.

    • @darkmodeenjoyer3367
      @darkmodeenjoyer3367 Před 2 lety +46

      The chaos
      Do you how much chaos that would be

  • @mikaelbh4515
    @mikaelbh4515 Před 2 lety +1834

    Seeing skulker abuse everyone is the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for.
    Merry Jesus day Russian badger person man guy dude lad mate

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 Před 2 lety +4

      Ok

    • @maktshu
      @maktshu Před 2 lety +11

      What soundboard does skulker use

    • @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
      @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 Před 2 lety +16

      @Don't read profile photo it's not funny anymore. it was funny in 2015. i am so tired of seeing these. cease

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 Před 2 lety +8

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 agreed

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang Před 2 lety +4

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 ikr

  • @goosegaming5821
    @goosegaming5821 Před rokem +7

    My brain thinks in either the source engine or anime, I should see a doctor

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Rough? Hell no! You’re clusterfuck of humor, awesomeness and sweet MoCap SFM model action is what keeps me coming back for the chaos that would make Jevil cower in fear.

  • @iTwineOG
    @iTwineOG Před 2 lety +425

    "A 5.7 has a buff against poor people"
    -The Russian Badger

    • @demicus
      @demicus Před 2 lety +19

      Lost my shit when he said that. Now I need to get one.

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 Před 2 lety +4

      H&K has a more powerful buff tho.

    • @storyofus3943
      @storyofus3943 Před 2 lety

      H&K got more rounded buff than 5.7

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 Před 2 lety

      Yo, he got the stendo

  • @ChaosComplete1
    @ChaosComplete1 Před 2 lety +474

    "It's not mini anymore, it's just map." Words to live by.

  • @thedoggogamer939
    @thedoggogamer939 Před rokem +5

    1:55 the carcinogens must really boost the flavor

  • @pokemonchase9876
    @pokemonchase9876 Před rokem +4

    Hey badger just wanted to say that wet rack have a hidden downside you might not of known. Since there is water on them they don’t explode unless you put a block of sand in it while it activates.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +1708

    15:19 The second someone said “yiff” I immediately felt my soul fade away

    • @mewk3213
      @mewk3213 Před 2 lety +72

      Yep, and I was very relieved when it didn’t continue down that path of where that conversation was going

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +8

      @@mewk3213 😐

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +51

      @@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 you clearly don’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes

    • @jacobcordero8569
      @jacobcordero8569 Před 2 lety +85

      @@Anonymous-73 that seems like a poor choice of words

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +42

      @@jacobcordero8569 you say that as if it wasn’t intended

  • @BlueInkAlchemy
    @BlueInkAlchemy Před 2 lety +1137

    10:51 The aggression with which Heavenly mutes Skullker gives me life. I mean, I love Skullker's shenanigans as much as the next gamer, but DAMN.

    • @xenophanes.
      @xenophanes. Před 10 měsíci +7

      I agree man.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před 7 měsíci +12

      Honestly, I would’ve convinced heavenly for him to keep going, despite a pounding headache, because that crap is hilarious to me. Any type of voice modulation makes me crack up in a way that you will not physically understand which is why I love text to speech shit, which is guaranteed to make me roll on the floor in hysterics

  • @Randomfactsofwar
    @Randomfactsofwar Před 8 měsíci +1

    The fact that badger mentioned that it was a nashorn instead makes of a dicker max pleased me, because I was screaming that he had the wrong tank

  • @burgessgamers298
    @burgessgamers298 Před rokem +5

    skulker's idea with his auto-tune was actually brilliant, he knew people would donate bits as it would drive all of you insane.

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 Před 2 lety +1385

    The attention to detail on 5:56 where there was a cloud of dust after that clap is just phenomenal.

    • @bebop-lj7yv
      @bebop-lj7yv Před 2 lety +70

      Because badger is the definition of quality over quantity

    • @catskeleton2110
      @catskeleton2110 Před 2 lety +53

      @@snansundernail8229 i mean, they on a battlefield, mans is in a knight suit, shit adds up that he has dirty hands

    • @lynx4082
      @lynx4082 Před 2 lety +5

      Ah yes I love the detail where you clap with armoured hands but it makes a normal hand clap sound

    • @luci417
      @luci417 Před rokem +4

      Better details then vanguard ngl

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 Před rokem +5

      That was the anthrax

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites Před 2 lety +642

    Badger: "Yo, I'm so fast. I'm so fast. I am so fast. I am 'so' fast."
    Also Badger: (Drives off a cliff)
    11:45

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 Před 2 lety +14

      You watched the video too? Ain't that crazy

  • @rhysb7228
    @rhysb7228 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "No it's not pronounced yiff"
    Yeah I spat my drink too.

  • @preettygoood7774
    @preettygoood7774 Před 4 měsíci

    I love that everyone's models are from different military shooters but Badda, befitting his personality as shown in this video, is just a TABG model.

  • @memeboibutworse1400
    @memeboibutworse1400 Před 2 lety +656

    “Kentucky is literally farming coal friend chicken and horses.”
    -therussianbadger 2021

    • @TimeToDie-rh1mo
      @TimeToDie-rh1mo Před 2 lety +5

      #Kentucky Gang

    • @Phantom_Boi
      @Phantom_Boi Před 2 lety +6

      Thing is that quote as someone from Kentucky that is entirely true

    • @wolkin7810
      @wolkin7810 Před 2 lety +3

      From Kentucky can confirm

    • @ImMrFlannel
      @ImMrFlannel Před 2 lety +2

      as a Kentuckian. I can confirm this to be true.

    • @ryanr3804
      @ryanr3804 Před 2 lety +3

      Listen as someone from Kentucky, we have a chicken restaurant on every corner and half the people I know either are or were coal miners while the other half are all horse girls. Shits accurate as hell

  • @Stonewall5101
    @Stonewall5101 Před 2 lety +360

    If they were a D&D adventuring party Jello would be the exhausted GM, Badger would be the confused fighter that barely knows what’s happening, and Skulker is the chaotic neutral Artificer/Bard.

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 Před 2 lety +27

      rule #2 of being a D&D GM: give your players options A, B, and C and they will always go for D

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide Před 2 lety +16

      I feel like Skulker would be an Illusion Wizard due to how many noises he’ll make with minor illusion.

    • @houston4077
      @houston4077 Před 2 lety +16

      Would you put Grouse as a paladin?

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 Před 2 lety +9

      @@houston4077 i dont know i think hes the warrior
      or is it heavenly
      or is heavenly the monk

    • @noctva185
      @noctva185 Před 2 lety +5

      boy I think Badger is gonna be the Artificer
      mainly because there's a chance that he might make a gun
      then again same applies to Geuce and Grouse

  • @Zerethos
    @Zerethos Před 7 měsíci +1

    9:28 Skulker definitely sounding like a character from Transformers there though I don’t know which one he sounds closest to.

  • @N0_Name693
    @N0_Name693 Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:05 “TAKE ME GOD” killed me

  • @HiddenPlayerEX
    @HiddenPlayerEX Před 2 lety +254

    15:25 "I dunno I always feel like furries have such a huge power level that they're not to be trifled with"
    As a wise man once said, "If they can afford a $2000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mailbox"

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 Před 2 lety +21

      That is actually really fucken true,like,they pay hundreds,thousands of dollars for one single fursuit,then they can even send a pipe bomb to your home via mailbox.

    • @Fujimokou985
      @Fujimokou985 Před 2 lety +11

      Good thing furries are a bit of a push over, like most of the time people who hate furries are more agressive when insulted then furries who are insulted.

    • @Fujimokou985
      @Fujimokou985 Před 2 lety +17

      Of course as a wise man once said "The probability of a furry being a domestic terrorist is low but never zero" so you probably shouldn't chance it.

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 Před 2 lety +3

      no joke
      you and i
      thinkin the same thing
      although i didnt know pipebombs costd 10$

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Fujimokou985 honestly,i have been talking about this everywhere where furries were mentioned.
      Furries are actually not that bad as society shows them like. Just because they are in fursuits,that does not mean that they are different species. They are showing that they love making fursuits and meeting others who also like making fursuits. Yeah,there's the dark side of every social group,including them furries now,but that is not as much as people think so. So yeah,i think that society pushes over the topic of furries and the judgemental acts towards them.

  • @Burgley_
    @Burgley_ Před 2 lety +206

    15:25 to quote Master Chief:
    “If they can afford a $2000 fur-suit, they can afford a $10 pipe-bomb in my mail box.”

    • @zehilereviews9016
      @zehilereviews9016 Před 2 lety +4

      you are correct

    • @SergeantDC
      @SergeantDC Před 2 lety

      Your damn right

    • @Droidsbane
      @Droidsbane Před 2 lety

      When the hell did Chief say that?

    • @edwardianedwardian1323
      @edwardianedwardian1323 Před rokem

      I've got news for you buddy, they upgraded recently, they have realistic fur-suits for about $22k now, and they can afford that. We're fucked, man.

  • @Frickll
    @Frickll Před rokem +2

    This group never fails to embody the best parts of any friend group. Makes me miss mine 😭😭

  • @tranterminus
    @tranterminus Před rokem +9

    Not gonna lie badger, once I saw the entire soviet armored division at 6:15, I was gonna ask "Why the hell do you have that many soviet tanks?", then my brain slapped me on the face and said "Yo stupid-ass, he doesn't call himself *RussianBadger* for nothing."

  • @aconstantbore5219
    @aconstantbore5219 Před 2 lety +420

    Badger: "20 minutes. I know, I know, it's long to sit through."
    Me: *enjoying every second*

  • @imfreezer5908
    @imfreezer5908 Před 2 lety +274

    Skulker’s autotuned “71%” made me have a covid coughing fit. Thank you for making my covid quarantined Christmas that much better Bajur!

  • @The_Reaper_Cat
    @The_Reaper_Cat Před rokem +1

    Badger, your videos are flippin amazing, I love them a lot. They make me smile, they make me laugh, they make me wheeze sometimes too. Keep up the good work :)

  • @LithiumBC
    @LithiumBC Před rokem +1

    I always find myself coming back to this video, this is a definite certified hood classic

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 Před 2 lety +2888

    If Bing did break his neck, I like how Badger knew he'd immediately help pay medical bills and just moved on to knowing he'd be annoyed by it says everything about his dynamic with his crew.

    • @NukaVader76
      @NukaVader76 Před rokem +157

      The Russian Badger equivalent to wholesomeness

    • @yaylife171
      @yaylife171 Před rokem +199

      Basically, "I will help you, but I will shitpost the entire time"

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Před rokem +63

      @@yaylife171 I'm pretty sure Bing would want tht,

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue Před rokem +18

      @@yaylife171 a good vibe to have.

    • @TalosAcephalos
      @TalosAcephalos Před rokem +16

      ... sugar daddy badger

  • @TorinnReacts
    @TorinnReacts Před 2 lety +3852

    "Kentucky is literally just farming, coal, fried chicken, and horses."
    As someone who lives there, I can confirm this. The only thing missing is "grass", if you know what I mean.

    • @Inkastar-tz8yd
      @Inkastar-tz8yd Před 2 lety +57

      first time seing that i thaught you said glass imagine farming glass

    • @darkkinggaming7988
      @darkkinggaming7988 Před 2 lety +38

      Can't forget bourbon

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 Před 2 lety +54

      Western Kentucky here, I second that, but it’s regional. West is farming and coal, East is chicken and horses. ‘Grass’ is universal.

    • @VutheoVR
      @VutheoVR Před 2 lety +42

      @@colasupernova2196 mid kentucky here... We have meth and lexintgon... thats all

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 Před 2 lety +34

      @@VutheoVR Meth seems to be the universal constant.

  • @Lynoz
    @Lynoz Před rokem +1

    If I ever have a bad day I just come back to this video or his battlefront ones they cheer up in about 5 seconds

  • @musiccraze8797
    @musiccraze8797 Před rokem +1

    "its not mini anymore its just map"
    gotta love it

  • @aaroncoddington884
    @aaroncoddington884 Před 2 lety +239

    Badger's the only youtuber who can make a sponsored CZcams video about a game i don't play and still get me excited.

  • @hurb8741
    @hurb8741 Před 2 lety +954

    Felt like my Christmas wasn’t complete without badger, and now it is

  • @litrize1
    @litrize1 Před rokem +1

    I just wanna say..... The FN 5.7 is still one of my favorite firearms to shoot. If you are interested look into a CMMG banshee. There is one chambered in 5.7x28 and is totally worth getting (in my opinion) cause bonus... It takes FN5.7 mags. IK you probably wont see this but my gamer. It is awesome.

  • @tristantucker5719
    @tristantucker5719 Před měsícem +1

    Bro, when that auto tune hit, the skulker sounded like star scream actually screaming in transformers prime!😂