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  • @texasbutter1341
    @texasbutter1341 Před 3 lety +1566

    French: Germans don’t know how to have fun
    Germans: that last time we had fun the Americans had to save you

  • @mortenbund1219
    @mortenbund1219 Před 5 lety +4683

    In Germany we call FIAT "Fehler in allen Teilen" which translates to "Every part is faulty"

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg Před 5 lety +452

      the Italians called them Flaming Coffins.

    • @dalde0534
      @dalde0534 Před 5 lety +197

      That makes so much sense they call them flaming coffins

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 Před 5 lety +233

      In hungary we just call it a piece of shit.

    • @deanprowell7947
      @deanprowell7947 Před 5 lety +112

      In 'Merica we call it fuckin' pathetic

    • @justinpiche564
      @justinpiche564 Před 5 lety +24

      EmslandballMapping I fucking love it

  • @LilXezon_1121
    @LilXezon_1121 Před 3 lety +3025

    Fun fact that could save your life: IF a tornado looks like it isnt moving, its coming toward you.

    • @verniemc1663
      @verniemc1663 Před 3 lety +382

      Fun fact: If the tornado looks like it isn’t moving, Your trial for life has expired

    • @humbunger9379
      @humbunger9379 Před 3 lety +243

      Fun Fact: Superman's dad didn't know this and he lives in Kansas. That's why Clark's an orphan.

    • @RockyPixel
      @RockyPixel Před 3 lety +99

      Tornados terrify me so now I’m even more scared. Thank fuck I don’t live in tornado alley.

    • @toasteronyt9847
      @toasteronyt9847 Před 3 lety +61

      really, this tornado in my area is moving what a coinciden- oh, *OH*

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Před 3 lety +29

      @@RockyPixel if u did you would walk outside as soon as u here a nasty thunderstorm

  • @Sleepy_Sleepy
    @Sleepy_Sleepy Před 2 lety +509

    6:13 "It's against the rules of war to shoot at a paratrooper with a flak gun"
    *loads tank shell with malicious intent*

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 Před 2 lety +12

      Oh but, we aren't in war right now. It's a peacekeeping m

    • @DeathDragon1730
      @DeathDragon1730 Před rokem +6

      Never said anything about other weapons.

    • @jarrettatkins3062
      @jarrettatkins3062 Před rokem +5

      @@DeathDragon1730 welcome to the logic it's not a war crime the first time

    • @mochiman9524
      @mochiman9524 Před rokem +2

      @@elijahjarman2837NO it’s time for fun and look what Russia did to ukraine

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 Před rokem +2

      @@mochiman9524 I'm half quoting zach hazard

  • @gypsydanger0496
    @gypsydanger0496 Před 5 lety +2116

    FIX.
    IT.
    AGAIN.
    TONY.

    • @samanthaweinert1263
      @samanthaweinert1263 Před 4 lety +14

      Tony is tony

    • @epicnightmare3336
      @epicnightmare3336 Před 4 lety +22

      Tony stank

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 Před 4 lety +20

      I don't know why that was so damn funny

    • @usafa886
      @usafa886 Před 3 lety +5

      the fiat 3000 is the light tank from BF1

    • @TheSpinkels
      @TheSpinkels Před 3 lety +9

      @@usafa886 It's not. Fiat 3000 was an Italian copy of the Renault FT-17, which is the one seen in BF1. Since the FT was essentially the first conventional tank ever made, after WW1, just about every nation that was watching made copies of it.

  • @balboboogins2511
    @balboboogins2511 Před 5 lety +3696

    I feel like War Thunder and World of Tanks are badjur’s divorced parents and they get custody of him every other month, and that’s why he makes videos of them separately

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 Před 3 lety +267

    6:15 This is partially correct. You can shoot at paratroopers, but not at people who ejected from a plane in distress. They have no intent to engage in combat and therefore it is against the Geneva Convention to shoot at them.

    • @johnwebb7411
      @johnwebb7411 Před 2 lety +25

      He was jumping out of that su-35 on purpose to shoot us I swear. No I didn't see the flaming backpack that threw him out of the jet.

    • @alexstjohn9045
      @alexstjohn9045 Před rokem +1

      @@johnwebb7411 c CC CC g vc dad

    • @thechaossociety7453
      @thechaossociety7453 Před rokem +4

      Geneva convention? I think you meant GENEVA SUGGESTION

    • @user-to4xt2ni4k
      @user-to4xt2ni4k Před 5 měsíci

      thanks sir ghostly

    • @SPIKYBOI69420
      @SPIKYBOI69420 Před 4 měsíci

      I think thats why all the pilots where found miles away from thier planes in ww2 germans didn't care and they let that shit glide

  • @magus3872
    @magus3872 Před 5 lety +1275

    Collateral damage, I think that's pronounced "Acceptable Casualties"

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 Před 3 lety +31

      No cyanide, just no

    • @insanity9329
      @insanity9329 Před 3 lety +53

      You call it "Acceptable Casualties"? I call them "Absolutely unneeded Fucking paperwork on my desk".

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 Před 3 lety +21

      You called?

    • @thedodorex7612
      @thedodorex7612 Před 2 lety +9

      I call them “distractions” and “potentially enemy cover” as I say in battle field, “they can’t hide on the objective, if there is no objective, where’s my bazooka?”

    • @shadow1181
      @shadow1181 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh shit ...

  • @TheEventHorizon909
    @TheEventHorizon909 Před 5 lety +994

    2:57
    "HANZ,
    *LOAD ZE ARMOUR PIERCING* "
    Literally less than a second later
    "I was just sniped by the Dicker Max...
    Just like in high school"

    • @aidang7278
      @aidang7278 Před 5 lety +12

      DICKER MAX

    • @gundam2jimmy
      @gundam2jimmy Před 4 lety +6

      You guys should try the TOG II or the KV 2, (KV 2 with the 152mm gun and spam HE rounds only) Those 2 tanks, the Terrible 2's.....Just go watch The Mighty Jingles videos on them, he has several.

    • @justat1149
      @justat1149 Před 4 lety +4

      *ZE DICKER MAX*

    • @domiablack5624
      @domiablack5624 Před 4 lety +9

      @@justat1149 ZE DICKER MAX entered the game
      The us has nuked the game

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 Před 3 lety +6

      Dicker means thickness, so Dicker max basically means “fat tank”
      Edit: I made this comment as soon as I saw it... I now feel sorta stupid for not watching the rest

  • @seanreed6989
    @seanreed6989 Před 5 lety +621

    Badger: Dicker Max
    CZcams: DEMONOTIZED
    Badger: **Thinking**
    Badger: The Richard Max
    CZcams: Aight you good

  • @Anonymous-bz6bv
    @Anonymous-bz6bv Před 5 lety +197

    6:50 “Deleted, Thanks for playing.” 🤣🤣

  • @BeardedDanishViking
    @BeardedDanishViking Před 5 lety +139

    I love how Geuce is just terrified by the prospect of a tank that can destroy bunkers! xD

  • @bertra
    @bertra Před 5 lety +1499

    On behalf on all italian I might say...
    FIAT is kinda shit, yeah.

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan Před 5 lety +38

      Bertra
      Im still mad they used the fiat 3000 instead of the unitmobile fiat 2000

    • @mc08warrior
      @mc08warrior Před 5 lety +6

      You shut your mouth.

    • @shark2521
      @shark2521 Před 5 lety +6

      Ma Che Ci Fai Qua? xD

    • @edyjuran2747
      @edyjuran2747 Před 5 lety +7

      Fiat tank or car couse both are shit just sayin (:

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 5 lety +2

      there is a FIAT plane

  • @hasfloppyears7587
    @hasfloppyears7587 Před 5 lety +2212

    New American tank has a deep fryer for making KFC at the front lines

    • @saint-cetacean
      @saint-cetacean Před 5 lety +109

      When you fry it in the burning corpse of a panzer, it's kaiser fried chicken

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 Před 5 lety +25

      Frying and grilling... terrorist cell leaders.

    • @lameliam5011
      @lameliam5011 Před 5 lety +14

      hasfloppyears how much is it for sale

    • @unclelou7701
      @unclelou7701 Před 5 lety +42

      That’s called TFC
      Tactical Fried Chicken.

    • @King-vs8ly
      @King-vs8ly Před 5 lety +27

      British tanks had built in kettles for making tea so it only fair

  • @christiancoleman7387
    @christiancoleman7387 Před 5 lety +617

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    *ve vill ask ze questions*

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 Před 4 lety +77

    When you're playing artillery and suddenly it says "spotted light tank" 4:08

  • @exseque21
    @exseque21 Před 5 lety +621

    It’s a war between Gajin and Wargaming of who can pay badger more...

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Před 2 lety +48

      He likes OUR Tanks more!
      No he likes OUR Planes AND Tanks more!
      No me!
      No me!
      NO ME!
      NO ME!

    • @jonathanstarz2614
      @jonathanstarz2614 Před 2 lety +19

      honestly I thought they were the same game...

    • @nikzubyk6396
      @nikzubyk6396 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jonathanstarz2614 I’m sorry WHAT!!!

    • @jonathanstarz2614
      @jonathanstarz2614 Před 2 lety +10

      @@nikzubyk6396, got a problem with my inability to tell games apart?

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 Před 2 lety +2

      Proxy war

  • @zangster4708
    @zangster4708 Před 5 lety +223

    Ima keep it Unreal Engine 4 with you Badger. You make your own Rewind, and no matter what you do, it’ll deadass be better than CZcams’s.

  • @anthonygrant4413
    @anthonygrant4413 Před 4 lety +204

    Grouse is a man after my own heart. A fellow Iowan knows the “meh” factor of some twisters.

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm from kansas i know, the joke about grilling happens...... I just wear a helmet incase of hail.

    • @h1rhs33
      @h1rhs33 Před 2 lety +1

      Anyone in Tornado ally be like this
      Source: lives in indiana

    • @Thatoneguy19119
      @Thatoneguy19119 Před rokem

      As a Kansan we go sit on the porch and watch the storm go by

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 Před 11 měsíci

      I live on the east coast in Maryland, so I have yet to see a significant one in person, but we do occasionally get storms strong enough to justify sending out tornado warnings in the area (but I think we've only had them actually form and touch down a handful of times). However, through the magic of the internet, after watching a few dozen tornado compilations and specifically the videos by those tornado chaser guys that keep trying to get their vehicle directly in the path of an active tornado so they can launch their data logging flare thing into it, the bar that the tornado must clear for me to be worried/afraid of it is now probably much closer to the height of a "tornado alley" native's.

  • @Yuri-is5he
    @Yuri-is5he Před 5 lety +299

    I actually live in Kansas and can confirm, that is in fact, a dust devil.

    • @bendrenth441
      @bendrenth441 Před 4 lety +14

      Did you ever have a barbecue canceled by a tornado?

    • @kylersmith5675
      @kylersmith5675 Před 4 lety +20

      @@bendrenth441 no the tornado is invited if it wants to come we dont care

    • @Theogwhitemask
      @Theogwhitemask Před 3 lety +9

      I live in the ends of tornado alley(Ohio) and can say Kansas people have the nuts the size of shrek

    • @gildea47265
      @gildea47265 Před 3 lety +5

      u have no fear of tornadoes to the point u call it"dust devils"
      and u have a nice gametag Yuri

    • @imhvestrok3646
      @imhvestrok3646 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah west Texas boi here that's cousin mark he got a little to angry at the last cookout and isn't invited anymore

  • @cheesyboy4889
    @cheesyboy4889 Před 5 lety +606

    I actually live in kansas. Totally exactly how Kansas is. Lmao

  • @bruhknight6197
    @bruhknight6197 Před 5 lety +490

    TheRussianBadger: I just did 460 damage!
    Flex Seal: *THAT’S ALOTTA DAMAGE!*

  • @kaidenfaulk8894
    @kaidenfaulk8894 Před 4 lety +269

    6:00 Did I hear “death to the MPLA?”
    *Black Ops 2 Intensifies*

  • @mikhailconde1272
    @mikhailconde1272 Před 4 lety +44

    3:46 like "it was like 300 todders... trying to take down a rock" lol that was hillarious

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles Před 5 lety +427

    You know what Ford stands for, don’t you Hank? Stands for fix it again, Tony.
    That’s a FIAT, Dale.

    • @orionshield9885
      @orionshield9885 Před 5 lety +21

      ford means Found on road dead

    • @sworntoavenge
      @sworntoavenge Před 5 lety +27

      Fixed
      Or
      Repaired
      Daily

    • @noothernamestothinkof5837
      @noothernamestothinkof5837 Před 5 lety +6

      Thank god someone said this. God damn i miss this show

    • @BrickedUpp
      @BrickedUpp Před 5 lety +2

      no other names to think of Hulu fam. Binging it for the 7th time

    • @noothernamestothinkof5837
      @noothernamestothinkof5837 Před 5 lety

      @@BrickedUpp lol i watched it all the time on Adult Swim and then they dropped it. Now i get my fix on comedy central lol

  • @royalvanoss5556
    @royalvanoss5556 Před 5 lety +237

    I love the people animations in skits

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 Před 3 lety +13

    5:24 Every time I watch this video, I lose my shit at "Ze bane of ze allies, Ze Dicker Max, ja."

  • @MrNobody-me7xl
    @MrNobody-me7xl Před 5 lety +128

    Funny Moments
    0:00 Intro
    1:00 VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS
    1:57 Mr. Johnson
    6:13 Body Blocking
    8:15-8:20 Scotland

  • @anthonyortiz264
    @anthonyortiz264 Před 5 lety +213

    Wait till badger discovers the almost 90% of the soviet heavy tanks were also designed to kill bunkers like the kv2 and every is model after the is122

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 Před 5 lety +6

      @@ISB18872 I can't hear you over the Josef Stalin 2

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 Před 5 lety +7

      Is that why you're able to destroy bunkers during the tank mission in Call of Duty: World at War? Fun fact: you can destroy the bunkers, yet you can't do even a little damage to the train station.

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 Před 5 lety

      @@Gamer88334 because the shell needs a certain amount of armour and distance too detonate

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 Před 5 lety +3

      +Karl Marx I don't think you got what I was talking about. I was talking about the train station you see at the end of the mission. Because if you could destroy it, imagine how many people could troll you by destroying the train station and causing you to fail the mission over and over. Or how many times you might shoot it on accident because you were trying to kill an enemy tank that was about to kill you, you filthy Communist.
      Those last 3 words are just a joke, btw.

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 Před 5 lety

      @@Gamer88334 oh

  • @specter5145
    @specter5145 Před 5 lety +753

    f.i.a.t
    FIX IT AGAIN TONY😂

    • @playboi1544
      @playboi1544 Před 5 lety +10

      yeah that's what he saidd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryandao3047
      @ryandao3047 Před 5 lety +1

      Who’s tony

    • @AoDahRoh21404
      @AoDahRoh21404 Před 5 lety +6

      If Italy enters a new war there tanks will be fiats with a Ak-47 strapped to the top

    • @dominicbegay9355
      @dominicbegay9355 Před 5 lety +7

      @@AoDahRoh21404 *italians use stale breadsticks as AP rounds*

    • @memo57708
      @memo57708 Před 5 lety

      @@dominicbegay9355 those thinye could destroy an Abrams from the front

  • @brodybircheat7273
    @brodybircheat7273 Před 4 lety +68

    6:02 “Death to the MPLA” guys a god

  • @misterdayne2792
    @misterdayne2792 Před 4 lety +17

    10:55 when that KV-2 popped up and started aiming, I physically winced...

  • @alpenjodel24
    @alpenjodel24 Před 5 lety +121

    Just for those who are interested in the "Dicker Max" name:
    "Dicker Max" actually means something like "Big Max".
    "Dick" is the german word for big (sometimes, depending on the context it can also mean "fat") when referring to a person or an object.

    • @aaronnguyen4506
      @aaronnguyen4506 Před 5 lety +11

      so Dick = Big. hmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Ka0s42
      @Ka0s42 Před 5 lety +8

      the german word for "big" is "groß", "dick" only means "fat". I never heard someone telling ANYONE that he got "dick" and meant "big" with it.

    • @karlilves9303
      @karlilves9303 Před 5 lety +1

      Dick is Fat in Germaani

    • @invisiblefan313
      @invisiblefan313 Před 5 lety +3

      dig bick

    • @antares2645
      @antares2645 Před 5 lety +5

      Dick is thick, not fat. Fett is fat

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 Před 5 lety +101

    Can't wait till Gaijin sponsors Badger to play War Thunder 2 weeks later after it XD

  • @plagueman049
    @plagueman049 Před 3 lety +56

    "Tank Destroyers"
    You mean every tank in this game?

  • @invisiblefan313
    @invisiblefan313 Před 5 lety +27

    5:17
    "they're in the ground..."

  • @theprofanedone9604
    @theprofanedone9604 Před 5 lety +37

    “Artillery is only effective from 600 yards.”
    Bert the Avenger takes great offense to that.

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 Před 5 lety +137

    Welcome to world of tanks, Choose your starting tank:
    -Freedom mobiles powered by Mcdonalds Fryer Grease with democratic amour
    -AUF DEUTCHLAND PANZERS VITH ZE HARDERNED SAUERKRAUT UND SLOPED AMOUR
    -Gulag tanks powered by Vodka and semechki with stalinium amour(and blessed by stalin himself)
    -Mobile Tea factories firing tea bags with crumpet armour powered by Darjeeling premium tea and the crew occasionally laughing in British
    -Sugoi tanks from anime land with thin plot amour crewed by a no retreat balls deep crew and is fuelled by asahi and sake
    -Paper masche tanks with auto baguette spamming capability and crew going 'Hon hon hon hon' whenever they kill any tanks and also they are fast as fuck boi
    -Chinese tanks looking a lot like gulag mobiles, has maotsung steel, is blessed by Mao Tze Dong himself and also fueled by the sweat collected in them sweatshops
    -The guys who founded ikea but don't know squat about making tanks and so they copy the french, until they get their shit together and made actual decent tanks, and is fueled by ikea's drink machines
    (Edit:I know i forgot the italians, the czechs and the pols, but you can imagine what is the shit posted introduction to those countries)

    • @floydbaker2240
      @floydbaker2240 Před 5 lety +1

      How do you know it's from hent-I unless... you watch it yourself :o

    • @aheccingdegenerate3859
      @aheccingdegenerate3859 Před 5 lety +1

      @@floydbaker2240 if it makes you feel any better someone made a ahegao face from dropout into his youtube profile pic

  • @nothingexistence6411
    @nothingexistence6411 Před 3 lety +14

    The reason that tank that has "7 health" felt invincible is because it is a heavily armored track and you need to target its weak points. That particular task you need to shoot is the TC's hatch or unangled rear armor

  • @crazyflame5307
    @crazyflame5307 Před 4 lety +23

    5:14 “How does a tank destroy a bunker there in the ground?” WRONG KIND OF BUNKER!!!!!

  • @fuze896
    @fuze896 Před 5 lety +74

    6:13 STOP GETTING IN THE WAY MORTAL

  • @paulc83
    @paulc83 Před 5 lety +229

    1:00 German officer interrogating Russian spy (remastered and colorized)
    Wtf why so many likes.

  • @matthewgerardo6036
    @matthewgerardo6036 Před 5 lety +44

    “Big Thonk”
    Kills me every time

  • @docphoenix2619
    @docphoenix2619 Před 5 lety +5

    Actually, before nuclear weapons became more common, bunkers were basically just thicc cement houses that protected you from bullets

  • @callsign_rot
    @callsign_rot Před 5 lety +75

    Low-key just want to get the
    "FIX IT AGAIN TONY"
    And an alarm clock

  • @owo1744
    @owo1744 Před 5 lety +187

    Badger. Stop. Hitting. The. Same. Spot.
    *Pulls on glasses*
    Tanks got different armour values on different spots.

  • @drewbowen9937
    @drewbowen9937 Před 3 lety +13

    I’ve watched this video like ten times and “Fix It Again Tony” gets me everytime.

  • @raytheuglymusician2453
    @raytheuglymusician2453 Před rokem +4

    Fun fact: The Dicker Max was only able to destroy bunkers due to a manufacturing error that allowed the tank to be slid underneath the door.

    • @TheLordOfBeans
      @TheLordOfBeans Před 5 měsíci +1

      sorry, UNDERNEATH THE DOOR? how fat are those doors my man

  • @lololol4271
    @lololol4271 Před 5 lety +142

    0:59 I'm dying

  • @theretardedamericanchild4905

    4:47 "Ze n-word max"
    badger: "yeah."

  • @feistycone3395
    @feistycone3395 Před 4 lety +30

    I’m waiting for a raid shadow legends video where he’s sponsored and actually plays it

  • @mystic_games8144
    @mystic_games8144 Před 3 lety +3

    9:16 that tornado has a lot of balls approaching that Russian tank

  • @goldencookie641
    @goldencookie641 Před 5 lety +338

    > When you learn German to make jokes on World Of Tanks

    • @beaumoses4414
      @beaumoses4414 Před 5 lety +12

      He spoke German in pretty much all his old videos

    • @GrandAdmiralTentales
      @GrandAdmiralTentales Před 5 lety +1

      Shit you rite

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg Před 5 lety +13

      He actually took german classes because he was hitting on an asian chick who was in said classes.
      all his old videos had an outro in german.

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 Před 5 lety

      @@xmm-cf5eg i really, really miss his old BF4 vids.

    • @fbi6909
      @fbi6909 Před 5 lety +2

      Das ist gay

  • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

    Hey guys sorry for not being consistent.
    Episode 3:
    Damn badger, taking a long time for that Battlefield 4 PDW guide, right? You don't wanna disappoint a fan right?

  • @eliyxhelli7122
    @eliyxhelli7122 Před 3 lety +13

    7:36 artilleries can turn into tank destroyers when they are waiting for you to turn up near them

  • @jacksonthorns1821
    @jacksonthorns1821 Před 2 lety +2

    6:46 skulker didnt even miss a beat

  • @lameliam5011
    @lameliam5011 Před 5 lety +610

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I like my comments
    Cuz not even Badger do

  • @tatedelarosa3307
    @tatedelarosa3307 Před 5 lety +3623

    poggers

  • @ex_vitae
    @ex_vitae Před 5 lety +12

    Holy crap, I’ve never watched you before and that was amazing. You played with Kryoz so I figured I’d come over. When I was like 13 I played WoT and it’s cool to see people actually playing and making good jokes. so, thank you and ya got another sub.

  • @jonathanevans3853
    @jonathanevans3853 Před rokem +4

    I'm watching this for years later and now I'm thinking back to Russia versus Ukraine at exactly 10:15 "man this is going to age well in 40 years"
    Man it aged well in only four

  • @felipecardenasjr
    @felipecardenasjr Před 5 lety +7

    2:19 I too also live in the Bay Area and can confirm the phrase “Hella” is used quite a bit here in yee old bay

  • @itsyaboicheeseburgur
    @itsyaboicheeseburgur Před 5 lety +31

    Badjur ur saying it wrong the toddlers are "acceptable casualties"

    • @guywithbread7873
      @guywithbread7873 Před 5 lety +5

      vossinator ipga Let me correct you
      There a *NEEDED CASUALTY*

  • @x121x
    @x121x Před 3 lety +10

    13 seconds into the video and I'm dying of laughter, badger, you never cease to make me laugh

  • @orphanchopshop6537
    @orphanchopshop6537 Před 3 lety +7

    "How is a tank supposed to destroy a bunker, it's in the ground"
    Ever hear of the KV-2?

  • @RoyalGaming1234
    @RoyalGaming1234 Před 5 lety +37

    Dude, next time try the KV-2 a.k.a. Stalin's Communism Launcher
    With the meme cannon and HE ammo for maximum gulag of course

    • @rapdogg_3827
      @rapdogg_3827 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes, my communism launcher is a formidable weapon

    • @DarnTwine
      @DarnTwine Před 5 lety

      what bout the cruiser ii

    • @rapdogg_3827
      @rapdogg_3827 Před 5 lety +2

      @@DarnTwine I have many wonderful capitalist destroyer but i have no favorite, i have an equal love for all of them

    • @sovietdz15
      @sovietdz15 Před 5 lety

      dude all my tanks a soviet tanks my most powerful tanks at the time are the kv-1 and the t-34

    • @jace8705
      @jace8705 Před 5 lety

      @@sovietdz15 keep going, the sov bias is real lmao

  • @edwilliams7523
    @edwilliams7523 Před 5 lety +52

    Russian badger should have been in youtube rewind

  • @morganrunnels8889
    @morganrunnels8889 Před 5 lety +25

    Hanz... *LOAD ZE ARMOR PIERCING*

  • @bigboybill335
    @bigboybill335 Před 4 lety +5

    2:00 sarcasm at its best

  • @mtf-epislon9555
    @mtf-epislon9555 Před 5 lety +180

    Hey Badger, Can you do a BF5 video and just have grouse do his thing?

    • @quartermaster6235
      @quartermaster6235 Před 5 lety +2

      Battlefield V is ok, but I think it's too off the board for Badger to do it, if that makes any sence

    • @Raizoken0
      @Raizoken0 Před 5 lety

      @@quartermaster6235 Sorry I have to do this. *Sense

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety

      *_D E S T R O Y E D_*

    • @jackhanlon9810
      @jackhanlon9810 Před 5 lety

      Sjw retards fuck bf5

    • @jude07041
      @jude07041 Před 5 lety

      Jack Hanlon theres Woman in a video game guys the sjws have taken over

  • @thereallordkillerbee1325
    @thereallordkillerbee1325 Před 5 lety +46

    Hanz LOAD ZEE ARMOR PIERCING

  • @Panzer-535
    @Panzer-535 Před 2 lety +1

    5:03: yes, it has a Maybach. Maybach produced the engines and drivetrains almost exclusively for German armor.

  • @MixelMan0106
    @MixelMan0106 Před 7 měsíci +1

    6:19 You eject from your plane in a naval battle and on the deck of a nearby ship you hear "AYO WATCH THIS FADE!!!!!"

  • @recruitlegionary
    @recruitlegionary Před 5 lety +34

    Hell yeah were doing the FIAT you know FIAT stands for don'cha Spencer? F I X I T A G A I N T O N Y

  • @xuriosuchiha3273
    @xuriosuchiha3273 Před 5 lety +6

    i really just wanna sit and listen to the real time talk between you and all your friends while playing a game with y'all

  • @TheTrueNoble
    @TheTrueNoble Před 4 lety +13

    My friends dad's car keep messing up and his dad's friend is named Tony so Fiat is very very common for me to hear XD 0:07

  • @mattinghas4124
    @mattinghas4124 Před 3 lety +2

    @7:54 'im just gonna pull up in this guys soviet bloc'

  • @kkkwhhh
    @kkkwhhh Před 5 lety +211

    ''Knock knock''
    ''Whos there''
    ''*slaps face*''
    ''Ve vill ask ze Qvestions!'' Hahahahhahaha
    Omg thanks for the likes guys
    Xtra
    ''Ze great vall of china vill be ours
    Oh wups were in swedish''
    Xtra xtra
    '' aww dude Are we doing the fiat 3000?''
    ''Hell ye were doing the fiat y'know what that stands for doncha spencer *FIX IT AGAIN TONY!''* ''slaps face''

    • @thenutbucket5971
      @thenutbucket5971 Před 5 lety +4

      1:00

    • @20fupusplayer2
      @20fupusplayer2 Před 5 lety +1

      I remember seeing that in one of the episodes of suits.

    • @BrickedUpp
      @BrickedUpp Před 5 lety +2

      Did you watch the video? I couldn’t tell

    • @kkkwhhh
      @kkkwhhh Před 5 lety +1

      @@BrickedUpp yes i did and why?

    • @BrickedUpp
      @BrickedUpp Před 5 lety

      pixies hart because I couldn’t tell

  • @neilherries8751
    @neilherries8751 Před 5 lety +10

    This is honestly one one of the funniest videos you’ve made. Was in stitches from start to finish. Love the highly edited way of doing your videos 😂😂😂

  • @lawbringerprestige3038
    @lawbringerprestige3038 Před 4 lety +3

    5:43, The Housing Crisis HEADASS

  • @jamasa0074
    @jamasa0074 Před 2 lety +7

    I remember when i used to camp at base with artillery look at the enemy base and try to see the muzzle flashes and then i just shot the artillery without them being spotted

  • @santinoloffredo5034
    @santinoloffredo5034 Před 5 lety +58

    Hans, GET ZE LUGER!

  • @felixjanda483
    @felixjanda483 Před 5 lety +40

    Always laugh at the germans 😂
    Die gegner haben einen dicken max bitte hilfen sie uns

    • @antoniogarcia-tx1gp
      @antoniogarcia-tx1gp Před 5 lety

      the opp have a fat max pls help smacks : ve will ask the questions

  • @mochiman9524
    @mochiman9524 Před rokem +7

    The way he said from a small green geako 😂😂😂

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Před rokem +10

    Like not even joking badger has a really good German accent

  • @bassboostedcringe4749
    @bassboostedcringe4749 Před 5 lety +171

    Hey wait it’s his 500th vid

  • @Dark_Talon22
    @Dark_Talon22 Před 5 lety +10

    I've actually had a bbq in my garage during a tornado

  • @jamesmartinez2749
    @jamesmartinez2749 Před 4 lety +3

    8:42 and not only will they come through it, they'll also do it cheaper with the most casualties.

    • @musras9998
      @musras9998 Před 4 lety +1

      What abaut afew farmers on skees #wintterwar

  • @jacobgrainger7410
    @jacobgrainger7410 Před 2 lety +3

    When badger said that artillery is only from 600m I just remember the time I slapped a light tank that got too close with a HEAT round

  • @davidwindfeldt9009
    @davidwindfeldt9009 Před 5 lety +4

    1:15
    Swedish: Den Kinesiska muren kommer att bli vår!

  • @PhantorumPrime117
    @PhantorumPrime117 Před 5 lety +3

    These videos will never cease to entertain me, I've watched some of your stuff at least 2 times by now

  • @Mrdestoryer1
    @Mrdestoryer1 Před 5 lety +5

    "Ve vill ask ze questions" I don't know why but I was half asleep and I hear "Viva Las Vegas"

  • @sheller153
    @sheller153 Před 2 lety

    Your talking about Kansas reminded me of something hilarious! I live in Kansas, and a town a little ways away once hosted some German POWs. They escaped one day and decided they might have a decent chance of leaving the continent through Canada so they started heading north. After five days of walking they made it into a town and tried to figure out if they were in Canada yet.
    They hadn’t even reached Nebraska, the state directly north of Kansas. They promptly had someone call their prison to come pick them up.

  • @thejaffawolf9950
    @thejaffawolf9950 Před 5 lety +3

    After 15k hours over 6 years. there is still new stuff to learn, dis makes it funnier. Thanks Badger :)

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 Před 5 lety +299

    like War Thunder, but you have to download 3 separate games

    • @evo3s75
      @evo3s75 Před 5 lety +1

      so true xDDDD

    • @evo3s75
      @evo3s75 Před 5 lety +17

      and more tanks, heli's, planes and for now some boats but everything is better in wt

    • @jamiecole5433
      @jamiecole5433 Před 5 lety

      Minifridge and they are much worse

    • @thedoritomlg
      @thedoritomlg Před 5 lety

      And you are still missing helos

    • @shreyasganesh7476
      @shreyasganesh7476 Před 5 lety +1

      HP bars on vehicles. 'nuff said

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 Před 3 lety +3

    7:35 *CRIES IN WHEELED TANKS*

  • @lil_static_6869
    @lil_static_6869 Před 5 lety +60

    Fix
    It
    Again
    Tony

    • @VantasticJackson
      @VantasticJackson Před 5 lety +3

      🛠

    • @boiamondo
      @boiamondo Před 5 lety +1

      As an italian this joke made the rest of the clip worthless...
      ... 'cause i couldn't follow it by my laughs XD

    • @guywithbread7873
      @guywithbread7873 Před 5 lety

      BUTZ THEZ ENEMY TANK IS THY *DICKER MAX*

  • @linksnwalt1790
    @linksnwalt1790 Před 5 lety +18

    I play WOT since 2012, and I love this game like Rainbow

    • @sanzero651
      @sanzero651 Před 5 lety

      if you played for 6 years plz tell me.... did you and if yes how much did you pay for gold and how many X tiers you have?

    • @ryancook6452
      @ryancook6452 Před 5 lety

      @@sanzero651 I played for 2 years with a standard account and only got a handful of tier 8s. They were all wank and I had more fun fucking around at tier 3 before I outright switched to war thunder

  • @comradetachanka8872
    @comradetachanka8872 Před 5 lety +2

    5:15
    Looks at KV-2.
    "So come on, tell me, how do you do it?"

  • @peterkaufman4312
    @peterkaufman4312 Před 3 lety +1

    As someone from Kansas I can confirm we do be watching from a dangerously safe position.

  • @Johnny-mc3ye
    @Johnny-mc3ye Před 5 lety +7

    I love badger he and his friends are hilarious