As i sit watching this 4 minute clip my eyes are streaming, there are many comedians who seem to have gone down the same path of story telling but no one can do it like Billy, absolute legend 👏 👏👏👏👏
ONLY Billy Connoly could have made this joke so funny. It was a miracle he and no one else was right on the spot to witness what he describes. In a First Class cabin because this is a first class joke.
Got into a service lift at an international airport when I was doing some work there with a trolley of tools and bits! A young sweetheart departed the lift with a huge smile and nod as I pushed my gear in, when the door closed my god, what had that girl been eating!😅
I remember when my parents used to watch this guy 40 years ago. We even had tapes (the old tdk). I must have been 5 or 6 so I got used to listening and watching thr 'The Big Yin' To this day I've never seen a funnier guy. Billy will always have a place in my heart. Love him
God bless you Billy. My dream was to go on holiday for a week or two, find a cottage in Scotland, with my little Jack Russell. Go in winter, a walking holiday. Go walking, find a pub in the middle on nowhere. It would be snowing or at the very least raining. We would go in, a roaring fire, there we would find Billy, entertaining people, by just talking, telling stories. If heaven exists, it would be just like that. God bless you Billy.
Billy Connolly one of the greatest comedians ever always great entertainment from him !! an evening in his company must be fantastic a very very very funny man 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
So fucking funny as usual, wonder where he wandered off & came back to it 2 hours later when everybody has forgotten the joke/story he was telling in the 1st place (he is the master of that art) :- )
Same here. It's a testament to his amazing storytelling ability that of all the fart stories I've heard over the years this one I could remember almost word for word.
This has to be my alltime favorite Billy Connolly joke! I saw his standup live, and when I heard him do this joke, I damned near pissed myself laughing! To the point I couldn't breathe!!!
The funniest comedian ever born and ever will be. Let's all hope his strength gets him through his poor health. If you ever need to be happy, watch The Big Yin. A legend whom is adored by many but all of Scotland xxx Love you big man xx
Being Scottish I’m lucky enough to have seen Billy live quite a few times. For something hysterical listen to The Crucifixion. You will be offended but you won’t care you will be crying so much with laughter.
The bit where he says about Errol Flynn jumping at the sail with a knife is Billy en pointe. He sets the image in your head before filling in the gaps. You know what he's going to say before he gets there, but he teases you with visuals and pantomime and when it finally comes it's just pure magic.
Haha love how it's on the way to Australia. Great being from a Country where we love laughing at ourselves. Thanks Billy for that one. He mentioned Errol Flynn to make up for it.😂
LOL Is that ever true. My family is from Scotland...we're fucking hilarious. The witty comebacks come out like crazy lol. Get my brothers together and you'll be crying with laughter. One time, my brothers were travelling to deliver some products by Transport truck for our company. Our family ALWAYS had a thing for Tim Horton's and if you live in Canada or are familiar with the Company, you'd know why (For anyone who doesn't know, it's like Dunkin' Donuts of Canada). My oldest brother thought it would be hilarious to take an empty doughnut box and take a shit in it and surprise our other brother with it lol. So he got back to the truck with the "doughnut box" and said, "I left one for ya" lol did Zack ever get a surprise. Of course, not everyone would find that funny, but I was 10 years old and when they came back and told me that, I almost died in laughter lol
There are two people who have mi dos on a different level to us. They make humor out of the weirdest things. Billy Connerly and Robin Williams. Sadly we have lost Robin let us cherish Billy while he is here. Absolutely hilarious
This was from almost 40 years ago, and it’s still cracks me up!
The day this man leaves Earth will be the saddest day in its history,no other comedian can touch this man. Utter legend
Bonoscot
Very true words my friend x
He is happy now, which is so good
George Carlin was just as funny, just a very different style.
@@josefk1980 Carlin was a fantastic comedian , the Big yin has no equal.
AY😭 It WAS⛰️🙏RIP🙏🏞️🏴👼🇹🇻👼
Agree with you there
The tears ran down me legs! Billy keeps me in stitches with his standup, singing and acting! Probably one of the greatest the UK produced!
"And then the smell came" 🤣I'm in pain laughing. Billy, I just adore you 💗
As i sit watching this 4 minute clip my eyes are streaming, there are many comedians who seem to have gone down the same path of story telling but no one can do it like Billy, absolute legend 👏 👏👏👏👏
It will be a very sad day, when he leaves this earth. He’s right there with Robin Williams.
Mah EYES WERE BURNING!! THE PAINT WAS CHANGIN COLORS! *crying*
ONLY Billy Connoly could have made this joke so funny. It was a miracle he and no one else was right on the spot to witness what he describes. In a First Class cabin because this is a first class joke.
My eyes were burning!
Every bit as breathtakingly funny (literally) as it was when I was 14 years old.
One day this man the funniest man on earth wont be here THAT day should be a day iof mourning for the UK
Alex Bannatyne the godfather
Billy Connolly is from Scotland buddy not UK
@@VisionTheLyricalOne POh right Buddy and when did Scotland stop being in the UK? ;)
Love Billy so much
OH Billy-------scat humor you the best. That sail ripping fartsound is right up there with the "wee jobbie" at the shipyard.
Can I watch this so many times and Still Not Laugh? 'I think Not'!! Haaaa
Possibly the funniest and most relatable comedian ever to walk the planet. Thanks Billy - hope you remember my Dad from school!
Windswept and interesting. 💕 This man forever
Got into a service lift at an international airport when I was doing some work there with a trolley of tools and bits! A young sweetheart departed the lift with a huge smile and nod as I pushed my gear in, when the door closed my god, what had that girl been eating!😅
I really, really want this on dvd!!❤😂
Billy Conolly, what a comic legend,, just brilliant😂😂
I wish it had gone on to the end.... wanted to hear how he ended that wonderful riff 😂😂 xx
The duck noise at the end got me❗️👏🏽😆
I remember when my parents used to watch this guy 40 years ago.
We even had tapes (the old tdk).
I must have been 5 or 6 so I got used to listening and watching thr 'The Big Yin'
To this day I've never seen a funnier guy.
Billy will always have a place in my heart.
Love him
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
God bless you Billy. My dream was to go on holiday for a week or two, find a cottage in Scotland, with my little Jack Russell. Go in winter, a walking holiday. Go walking, find a pub in the middle on nowhere. It would be snowing or at the very least raining. We would go in, a roaring fire, there we would find Billy, entertaining people, by just talking, telling stories. If heaven exists, it would be just like that. God bless you Billy.
You’d be disappointed then, he used to frequent my local country pub, was so foul mouthed and loud all the locals fucking hated him!
@@Diana-yr8wp says more aboot your local than anything else cos everyone else things he's fucking hilarious
@@Rybo-Senpai Probably Milngavie where the Golfers hog the bar and have their Volvo's all parked ootside.
At the very least raining ? Its scotland ,I'll bet ma hoose it's raining
@@Diana-yr8wp My god 🤦♂️ id pay ££££££ to be sat in that bar if true 🤣
Billy is the bomb. Love all his appearances. Live long.
I'm currently in a cafe, crying with laughter and everyone looking at me - and I couldn't give a damn. My god that's funny!
The way he explained the story WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Dilara Ç You should come to Glasgow😉
MrWho76 Is that his accent? Sounds bloody beautiful.
I LOST it at "it sounded like cloth tearing"
Me too, the errol flynn analogy was hilariously accurate
That was so funny. Tears coming down my eyes. What a way to tell a story.
That was the smell of the fart made your eyes tear
This guy on the plane has to be related to my Great Dane 😂😂😂😂😂
Sir Billy
The best storyteller of my generation!
Billy is such a brilliant comedian!
Billy is 76 now & still funny as all hell.
Billy is the absolute best. What a funny man he is.
Billy Billy you are the best and always will be, love ya mate.
One of the best from the best!
Billy Connolly one of the greatest comedians ever always great entertainment from him !! an evening in his company must be fantastic a very very very funny man 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This is a stand up comedian I would gladly go to see and hear. Yes; I'm from America.
thanks for letting everyone know you're from America - not enough of you do that.
Billy Connolly is great, the long buildup to the joke, the release of the anticipation. Brilliant.
NO doubt he is a brilliant comedian!!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
The greatest story teller ever
the man is a riot
Billy Connolly is absolutely brilliant!
Only ever saw him once in Melbourne. Great show. He’s not well. Bless you Billy.
Wild and Free as ever. Our other National hero, the other being Sir Winston Churchill. Everyone loves Billy.
Holy shit, my grandma just showed me this and my throat hurts from laughing so much
When he made that noise, I absolutely lost it, had to pause this video multiple times because i was laughing so hard I could not breath.
I love how he says squirrel. I still laugh after all of the time that has past since this was first aired.
Brilliant as Ever Big Yin, thanks for making my day and Stay Safer Today, XX
I needed a good laugh. Billy is one one the best.
So fucking funny as usual, wonder where he wandered off & came back to it 2 hours later when everybody has forgotten the joke/story he was telling in the 1st place (he is the master of that art) :- )
OMG, couldn't stop laughing. Brilliant. Played it a few times now after a rough day. Hilarious.
billy can tell the funniest stories.
I just couldnt stop laughing after he said.. And he curled up into a little ball.. Like squirrel.... XD
Superb. Probably the best.
I remember watching this on HBO and we fell off the couch laughing!
Giggling uncontrollably with tears streaming down my face!
And my hair was blowing up like this......
LMAO! Oh shit that was a funny story!
really brillllliant mate....
billy is the best ever.....
i really wish he does more stand up shows now.
thanks billy. u r a legend.
I remember watching this years ago on HBO. I literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
Same here. It's a testament to his amazing storytelling ability that of all the fart stories I've heard over the years this one I could remember almost word for word.
'Don't inhale, you'll get cancer!" LOL
This has to be my alltime favorite Billy Connolly joke! I saw his standup live, and when I heard him do this joke, I damned near pissed myself laughing! To the point I couldn't breathe!!!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Made me cry from laughing so hard!
Oh my goodness.sitting here laughing my arse off with tears rolling down my cheeks..that is hilarious !! :-D
This brought a fair amount of tears to my eyes and a whole lot of pain to my sides. LOL
I am crying and I think I just developed abs. Thanks Bill!
The funniest comedian ever born and ever will be. Let's all hope his strength gets him through his poor health. If you ever need to be happy, watch The Big Yin. A legend whom is adored by many but all of Scotland xxx Love you big man xx
God love Billy he's the best all time comedian and always will be .even the up coming comedian's should be made to watch him.all the best billy
The Master at work.
Bill Connolly = Like a Boss
To stand on stage in front of a group of strangers and tell a story to try and make them laugh is pure gold and art in itself!! LOL!!
Well baked goose haha 😂 cheers Billy ❤️
I just screamed laughing. This is the most i've laughed since i saw im talking about a colonoscopy.
Well watch more
Billy tells a great story !
I don't live in Australia and this was fucking hysterical.
Being Scottish I’m lucky enough to have seen Billy live quite a few times. For something hysterical listen to The Crucifixion. You will be offended but you won’t care you will be crying so much with laughter.
I'm dying, This was hilarious, especially the way he described the fart.
Hey that fart is common your not alone if it happens too you.Bless you Billy for sharing it ,!!
"Dont inhale, youll get cancer!" I died.
oh my god im dyinggg LOOOOL "oh fk i thought the plane was on fire" LOOOL
omg.. I havent laughed so hard in ages.
Must go see him live when he comes back to Perth.
The bit where he says about Errol Flynn jumping at the sail with a knife is Billy en pointe. He sets the image in your head before filling in the gaps. You know what he's going to say before he gets there, but he teases you with visuals and pantomime and when it finally comes it's just pure magic.
The film was CAPTAIN BLOOD.
@@jwrobin21 yep
Peter Currie
@@jwrobin21 Close, but no cigar. It was Douglas Fairbanks in The Black Pirate, 1926.
@@bayadere8308
WRONG.
The Black Pirate 1926 was a SILENT film so I don't see how any sound could be heard (or am I suddenly being silly as per usual?)
@@jwrobin21 I didn't say that any sound could be heard. But you can imagine it, yes?
I laughed so hard and long I almost choked
He is the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen
This. This is the single funniest comedy routine on the face of the Earth.
lmao!!! tears in my eyes!
Haha love how it's on the way to Australia. Great being from a Country where we love laughing at ourselves.
Thanks Billy for that one.
He mentioned Errol Flynn to make up for it.😂
Yip ,the police state it's now become is beyond hilarious.
My Glasgow compatriot funniest man that ever lived
Billy and Benny Hill; the two greatest comedians I know
God bless you Billy.
Very well done ..... I usually don't laugh at potty jokes but this made me tear up laughing so hard
Best comedian ever.
My eyes were burrning. HAHAHA!
What do you mean, for a Scotsman? The Scots have some of the funniest comedians ever
LOL Is that ever true. My family is from Scotland...we're fucking hilarious. The witty comebacks come out like crazy lol. Get my brothers together and you'll be crying with laughter. One time, my brothers were travelling to deliver some products by Transport truck for our company. Our family ALWAYS had a thing for Tim Horton's and if you live in Canada or are familiar with the Company, you'd know why (For anyone who doesn't know, it's like Dunkin' Donuts of Canada). My oldest brother thought it would be hilarious to take an empty doughnut box and take a shit in it and surprise our other brother with it lol. So he got back to the truck with the "doughnut box" and said, "I left one for ya" lol did Zack ever get a surprise. Of course, not everyone would find that funny, but I was 10 years old and when they came back and told me that, I almost died in laughter lol
Billy is the funniest man on earth.
Absolute genius.Fuckin love ya billy
I haven't laughed so much for ever!
Billy is a genius
There are two people who have mi dos on a different level to us. They make humor out of the weirdest things. Billy Connerly and Robin Williams. Sadly we have lost Robin let us cherish Billy while he is here. Absolutely hilarious
Genius! :)
I think you might have been sitting next to my dad on that flight 😂 You described him to a Tee
"Don't inhale you'll get cancer!" Lost my shit.
The uk will greave when he leaves the ultimate legend