Schlatt Ranks Your CURSED Business Ideas
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- čas přidán 6. 12. 2023
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Streamed on 12/02/23 and 12/05/23
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CREDITS:
Waifu Deodorant - Aegis / Aegisblaze - @aegisblze
The Backup Glizzy - Aleks - @AleksWorkshop
Circumcision Thing - Alex - @renewaz1985
Perma-Mewer - Altrive - @Altrive
Schlatt Reaction Machine - ApprovedTrash - @approvedtrash
CBT 3000 - Arron (ayroron) - @ayroron
Accordion Man - atom gamer - @adamyessdvx1111
Stealing Street Signs - Big Joofus & Corrble - @jamietiffen3204
Red Button Blowing Up India - Blackhole & Abrupt - @whyblackhole
Mini Schlatt Creature - Blubber Boat - @BlubberBoat
Uno Reverse Card - BlueToothGrenade - @BlueToothGrenade
Converting To Mormonism - BS - @bsmith2990
???? (H.E.L.L.) - CAKEIM - @cakeim
Call Of The Void - Celeste - @feelscheeki
Why Smoking Is Good - Charborg - @CHRBRG
Zap Drink - Chico - @ChicoStopMotion
How To Make a YT Video - Cosmic from ClownTown - @TheCosmicChannel_
Cool-Friend-Spray - Decker - @yaboi5999
Reaction CZcamsr Package - Derrrel - @judebornfleth1129
Schlatt's Awesome Community - DrDerpGamer - @DrDerpGamer
Sausage Chef - Dy3 - @TheSausageChef
Uranium for School Lunches - Eclipscycle - @eclipscycle
GamerSupps Jet Delivery - Erusean Dog - @whatdadogdoin419
Cumpy - Faxxer - @FatherFaxMannington
How To Avoid Getting Pushed In The Subway - gi0_is_swag - @gio_is_swag
Better Pet - Heather - @TabbyOwner
Fryer 9000 - HonaHearts - @honahearts
Jschlatt Potion - Hypnostonic - @Hypnostonic
Lack of Driving Entertainment - i control the s&p 500 - @ict_snp500
The Bear Bomb - I’m_Strange - @im_strange4218
Schlattue - iceenotallowed - @iceenotallowed
Eyes of Zeus - IrrationalMango - @IrrationalMango
Skylanders - itchybarn - @itchybarn
Reddit 2 - Jawsh - @JawshYT
Schlunchies - Juampiece - @JuampieceBasement
Emergency Exit - KrillikVA - @KrillikVA
S*x Mattress - Krorez - @Krorez_
Wall Insulation - Abrubpt - @abrubpt
Sleep Deprived Merch - L0ID_0NLINE - @L0ID_0NLINE
Disposing of Viewers - Lateen - @Lateensl
Wallet That Electrocutes Your D*ck - LEECHY! - @LeechyBoi
Translator 3000 - Leon Sky - @leonskyofficial
Cr*ck. - levi erdman - @levierdman
Monkey Webcomic - Lumiex - @lumidotexe
Grabby-Hand Dealie - MajorityGP - @8-bitwaterbottle386
Cyberpunk 2977 - markodpolo - @markusmoore5144
Fish Magnet - Maxplaysgames - @theactualrealmaxplaysgames
P** Instrument - Maxwell James - @MaxwellJames
AI NFT Goonfuel - Maxyde - @Maxyde
Kalmarunion 2 - Mazzie - @maziken1965
Funny Stuff - megadust - @megadustone
Goontanyl - Michael/Xtopia - @soupbanter2065
Ted's Toyota Tacoma - Mooosho_ - @Mooosho_
Holy Water In A Bottle - MrMush - @MrMushDoodles
Comeback - DrDerpGamer - @DrDerpGamer
Bong Hero - Nightmare Engineer - @More-Nightmares
Mr. Shredz & Mr. Flipper - PixelzwithaZ - @pixelzwithaz
The Clown-o-Tron 500,000 - Pluteanium and SpoiledMilk - @pluteanium
The iTurret - PossiblyAxolotl - @PossiblyAxolotl
Rat's Pet Alcohol - Ratmilk - @RatMilk_Art
4D Gaming Setup - RealNooshie - @RealNooshie
Splag Kidnapping - Sah_Dude_ - @sarahharman9879
The Scootski - Sam - @cloudisaurus
Rent a Podcast - Samantha & Nick - @ProUnprofessional
Homeless Hunger Games - Schlanman - @Schlanman
Shark Army - Shelly - @SoupGoup
Bunga Booga - smiling - @TsuraiSMNL
Tot - SmolBeanSoda - @LeSmolBean
Jambofy Extension - Sopeamy - @Sopeamy
Schlaby Monitor - SunnyIsOnline - @SunnyIsOnline
Schluppet Companion - Tako Balls - @Tako_Balls
Schleezer Poster - ToaLegend - @ToaLegend
Crammy - Tony - @WrigglyVT
Downer Upper - Tretins - @tretins3380
Zanket - Warkikia - @warkikia
“My Belt” - Wispy - @wip.mp3
Schillow - Zorafine - @zorafine
Schloxxed - tachophobicat - @tachophobicat - Zábava
TIMESTAMPS
0:19 Anime Girl Body Wash Ft. Schlatts crippling addiction to smoking
3:58 Joes Extreme Circumcision Unit
8:09 My Business Proposal Ft. Altrive
11:55 Schlatt Reaction Machine
16:07 Corporate Business Trainer 3000
20:00 The Backup Glizzy
23:10 The Accordion Man
24:05 How To Steal Free Signs
29:29 Big Red Button Ft. Clinton Estates
34:27 Parasocial Relationships
37:20 Fakeschlatt
41:12 Convert
43:38 My Cute Cum Filled Cheeked Bunnies
45:22 Call of The Void (If you made this one please hit my line)
48:34 Smoking Is Actually Good For You Ft. Charborg
51:46 Zap Drink
53:42 How To Make A CZcams Video
57:52 Cool Friend Spray
59:52 The Reaction CZcamsr Package
1:03:28 JSchlatt Live Fan
1:08:32 Sausage Chef
1:12:30 School Lunch
1:16:00 Cumpy
1:20:09 How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway
1:26:12 Better Pet
1:29:45 The Fryer 9000
1:31:11 JSchlatt Potion
1:34:05 Busy Driver
1:36:20 The Bear Bomb
1:39:22 The Schllatue Ft. Schlatts Cats
1:44:42 Eyes of Zeus
1:48:32 Buy Skylanders
1:53:16 Reddit 2 Ft. Jawsh
1:56:58 Schlunchies
1:58:58 Emergency Exit
2:00:47 Sex Bed
2:04:40 Wall Insulation
2:08:31 Sleep Deprived Merchandise
2:11:54 No More 9/11 Jokes
2:13:27 The Wallet That Electrocutes Your Dick
2:16:33 Translator 3000
2:19:39 Crack
2:20:44 Guy With The Fat Ass (Real)
2:21:56 Monkey Alarm Ft. Macock
2:24:02 The Grabby Hand Dealie
2:27:46 Microhard
2:30:25 The Fish Magnet
2:32:49 Pisstrument
2:37:32 AI Generated NFT Porn
2:40:48 Funny Stuff
2:44:01 Goontanyl ft. Markiplier, Arnold, and Matpat
2:49:33 Teds Toyota Tacomas
2:52:36 Holy Water In A Bottle
2:55:06 DrDerpGamer Response Video
3:02:56 Bong Hero
3:08:32 Mr Shredz and Mr Flipper
3:12:46 The Clowntron 500,000
3:14:26 ITurret
3:16:46 Rats Petalcoholism Ft. Jambo
3:20:43 4D Gaming Setup
3:24:52 Carter
3:28:15 The Scootski
3:31:30 Rent A Podcast
3:36:06 Squid Game
3:39:52 Shark Army
3:41:28 Bunga Booga
3:45:39 Tot
3:49:14 CZcams Jambofy
3:54:30 The Schlaby Monitor
3:58:03 Schlankenstein
4:00:48 The Schleezerposter
4:03:48 The Crammie
4:06:16 Downer Upper
4:08:12 The Zanket
4:11:03 My Belt
4:14:39 The Schillow
4:17:13 Schlatt Gets Doxxed
4:21:21 Schlatt Gets Doxxed Again
4:23:12 Schlatt Gets Doxxed A Third Time
The bar has been raised massively from last year, all of you people are disgustingly talented and should be both proud and ashamed
Damn
pretty sure the jschlatt potion person is also on tiktok, I’m 99% sure i saw ‘em
Thanks
That deodrant 1st presentation guy probably have spent more time spending making this presentation for schlungus than doing actualy presentation for the college
The engineers of the Jschlatt fanbase have gathered to produce one of the greatest technological feats in the history of mankind.
We call it:
The Manschlatten Project
Schloppenheimer
@MethBrewer it's just one of these blowjob machines.
@@MethBrewer sloppenheimer
@@thegreatjan sloppyheimer
@@kingofsomething3250Slop to Heimer
these are prob some of the best submissions he’s gotten in any of these
ryo...
And he looks much happier too
For years I couldn’t keep Skibidi rizzing
😂😂
The animated ones were actually fucking insane, the bear bomb one was my favourite out of all of em
I like how the moment at 3:45:00 truly shows the mindfullness of schlatt's chat
The second schlatt noticed a message "nuh uh" literally everyone started denying mammonths, even tho a second ago the chat was full of joy
at 4:00:58, this person used the wrong shade of blue. they used #16a9ce(RGB 22,169,206), but Weezer blue is #189bcc(RGB 24,155,204). this is so important because it shows that i have no life and am going to be the end of my bloodline
Weezer loss pfp
I, for one, appreciate the attention to detail and the corrections. I have absolutely no use for this information other than annoying Schlatt with Weezer memes
Tbh, Schlatt is the only youtuber where I would rather watch the vods than the edited videos.
Despite being vods from a livestream, they somehow contain the exact same energy as the edited down version, so it's no less dynamic and feels like pretty much watching a longer edited video.
Yep, agree
and you can skip what you want to skip
Rule #1 of chat: do not chat. If you chat, especially if the putrid Garbodor of letters you manage to scramble out from your brains is readable, you will be banned.
I'm a fan of the phrase putrid garbodor of letters. Have yourself a good day.
Literally 1984
Joe mama
pokemon
Rule #1 of fight club
Watching Schlagg actually get offended by DrDerpGamer and grasp at straws for any possible insult was too hilarious
I love you DrDerp. Legend.
yeah but i cant lie his hair line is like 3 times worse than ''shlurps'' is
Timestamp?
@@classvitreehouse37961:03:14
Are you a alt for dr derp?
@@baid- To be fair, he mainly just has a bigger forhead but you're right
in all seriousness this is genuinely an incredible way to both make content and to boost what could be the next generation of streamers, video essayists and podcasters
5 hours of jschlatt is the perfect way to end my day spent committing tax fraud
Not really the end of the day if you got five hours to spare. Come on. Those taxes won’t evade themselves.
@@alice-dl6mfFiiiinnneeee I’ll get back to it.
@@geekzombie8795 👍🏻
4:23:53*
real
There was a frightening amount of effort put into these presentations that has been lacked in past installments.
All of these submissions are made in such high quality, it feels like a lucid dream just how deranged everyone is to freak out or just pissoff Shlatt.
A.I's realism can be so beautiful sometimes. R.I.P Big Man 🕊️🕊️
It’s actually very easy to find jshlatt
1: we know what car he drives
2: we could always go to the nearest supermarket or mall and wait for him to show up
3: he can’t hide forever
And also he lives in Chennai, India. 🙃
@@HelloDarkness-sadboiwe will fly there
@@Ray-ng3ke ¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯
On a sleep deprived video he actually let us know what the closest subway to his house is, so we could use that info to either look out for him there, or just drive around the area looking for his car!
Don't do this, this is illegal, I do not condone these activities, this is just a joke
@@endermengalaxy4221 oh thank you for the information i’ll do just that
1:20:35 I just wanted to say, this one has gone underappreciated, this one is soo amazingly edited and the humor is absolute perfect, the cuomo line had me repeating the video lol
Yeah well it's kind of everyone's favorite, hot take tho
Ya it was the best tbh
Does anyone know his channel name?
3:43:30 Fun Fact: certain Native Alaskan tribes 200-300 years ago recorded that they encountered mammoths and even hunted them for their meat and wool/hide 100 years ago they received a mammoths tusk from a native tribe member as well with fresh blood on it when the man receiving it wrote it down as an observation because he was curious about if they existed in that part of Alaska and genuinely surprising him when he first got it.
that is really interesting
I love spreading misinformation online
@@bigplopper there's literally a show that covered it
@@firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818 that still dosen't prove its real.
True, just mentioning they came from valid sources and people that would have something to lose if they agreed to it.
1:31:11 im so proud of chat for saying 'GHOST LOGO NECKLACE' every 2 seconds, truly a Ghost moment
schlatt never fails to ruin my day
CZcams comments never fail to be the exact fucking same
@MercyDrag0n1 you know...
@MercyDrag0n1 like he ruined those peoples days back in 1999
@MercyDrag0n1YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Fr
i have watched this 10 times already and can confirm its a classic
bro is playing this video on 5000000x speed 💀
time traveler over here
@@st_peggin lmao
wait a second
Yea same. When new Schlatt video? It's been awhile..
16:59 schlatt’s pause game is incredible
the way altrive presents this shit like a five year old and then casually says "i am going to gamble" is fucking gold
11:55 HE SAW ITTTT :D
It was an honer that you like my robot so much
I would gladly give it to you
GOAT
Hello schliachel schleeves
AYOOOOOOO THAT ROBOT WAS AMAZING
Schlatt never fails to . I can’t believe he would . How dare he.
real smh
i disliked this comment :(
*make excellent content
I completely agree, he all the times. Like how could he ?
This nerd is making half jokes
2:52:36 Watching the ad for holy spray made me realize how much I'd like Schlatt do a playthrough of faith unholy trinity
Ok unironically I want to know the names of pretty much every animator because they are talented.
There’s a whole yt video, it’s a group of animators that turned their jackbox ideas into submissions
It’s by pinopine
I agree! I am obsessed with the art style of the dude who made the Bear Bomb at 1:36:23
For Cumpy, it was an individual who goes by the name “Faxxer”
what i have learned:
Buy a decommissioned road sign
record a video of yourself claiming its stolen while repeating that its free
chat loves you
schlatt believes you actually stole a sign
Profit??
its that easy baby 😎
Or you could actually just take a sign, they are free you know
imagine paying for something thats free
Where can I find it on the subreddit, I wanna watch the full thing
But it's not freeee
I like how at 2:42:12 Jambo jumps in sync with the explosion
Why is schlitoris so angery
1:23:23 Interesting fact for anyone familiar: Wilbur Soot's song "Jubilee Line" was written about his disgust at witnessing people's uncaring reactions to deaths resulting in delays on the London underground, just like what Schlatt's describing in NY. More specifically about suicides though, as is made clear in the lyrics, but also I'm pretty sure London doesn't have a prevalent "unhinged maniacs pushing strangers on to the tracks" problem. Such a specific experience that I'd never heard before hearing him talk about the song, so I'm really surprised to be hearing it again from someone in a completely different area.
Wilbur soot and lovejoy enjoyer letsgooo
Humanity is disgusting
I've lived in NYC, and it's a pretty big thing here. If anything, I'm surprised it's a phenomenon in London too
@@Evilfthis is awkward
I like the part where Schlatt "Ranks" the cursed presentations.
I have completed my mission and will now vanish into non existence.
Before i watch a four and a half hour video, does he actually rank them this time?
@@jc_art_ no he never does
@@spoopandstuff3494 its fine, i watched it anyway
@@spoopandstuff3494 he ranks them as he goes ... not everythings a tierlist
3:13:02 I feel so bad for this person cuz they made a beautiful ass animation but Jshlatt wouldn’t stop talking about how everyone was saying “clussy” during it
I checked out the animators channel, and in the comments for the submission she said that it made her extremely uncomfortable. I'm really glad that Schlatt put that to a stop immediately.
@@Harurema who's the animator?
@pluteanium is the animator btw
@@Haruremaclussy got me actin a lil goofy
@@tallyholads4620 the real clown is you though.
Honestly the most fun I’ve had watching a VOD, genuinely.
24:35
Two businessmen: *introducing themselves*
Shark: "NO YOU'RE NOT."
The funny thing is that those are our actual names😭
36:13 to the person in chat that said "Schlabbergasted.":
i am approaching your location at a rapid rate
this stimulates my brain enough, i forget the voices and the walll people constantly scratching at my eyeballs and ripping my organs out and devouring them.
Wow
FUN FACT: Toy's R Us still has a shop in the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, where they sell trading cards, lego sets, and other misc. toys and merchandise
Every time I see Schlatt uploads I actually feel genuine happiness. I am never having a dull moment watching this man. Rip Schlatty Tatty though, love finding the old clips. 🕊️🕊️
Schlatty Tatty 💀💀💀
It's like he never left. 😔
Fly high "Schlatt"... 🤟🤟🙏🙏
1:07:45
Who's "Schlatt"? Do you mean jschlattvods?
My presentation didn’t make it in. But now I’m thankful that I escaped embarrassment 😄
Same 😅
Maybe you didn't make enough 9/11 jokes or whatever other dead joke there is
same lol
Soon.
@@hyperspacesushi what
AI has improved drastically, but not enough to replace “Schlinky”. You will be forever missed 🕊️
Ive binge watch the same old classic reaction videos here for months now. Im so glad to put this in the list. I just cant get enough of it. Its like a good movie or it is. I think im going insane, man.
ShatGPT has gotten too good that it can even stream now. RIP miss him everyday 🕊️
SchlattGPT is actually a banger pun.
Gone too soon 😢🕊️
1:07:45
Miss that big man every day
Gone but not forgotten 🕊️🕊️🕊️
Oh my god the Doors or Wherls guy’s part was hilarious, it was good to see him return again in a Jschlatt video, hopefully more creators we’ve seen before in other videos do so as well, I’d love to see more of them and their content more than once.
Does that guy have a channel?
When?
Ngl the fetus guy even though he was DEFINITELY way to much for schlatt had me choking and I do wonder if his presentation can be found somewhere (or if he has a channel)
I loved this! It's so much better when you're reacting to us, not just some TikToks.
Rest in peace jschlatt
I understand this may be schlatt's last reaction video, but on the off chance he may do a future one, he should start a list of people he won't take commissions from. Whoever the hell blew out everyone's ear drums with that huge ass explosion should be top of the list.
no he's still doing these reacts - it's community centered. He's not doing the general tiktoks.
Honestly fuck that animator lol
@@zekerolando5140Not until he needs money to buy a new yacht at least
1:58:56 - Emergency Exit
Sold you say? You know where to find me Schlatt, right here
Also the knot is called a trinity knot! I consider it my good luck knot.
You can talk really fast
My name is Jim, Scrungle Jim
Someone saw my presentation!!
2:45 as an Australian cigarette boxes scared the sh't out of me when I was a kid I went to a Dubai airport one time and I seen a cigarette box without a shrivelled up dead foot with a tag on their toe and I was thinking HOW IS THIS LEGAL and I realised that I am the weird one
3:23:30 the realization hits him like a hijacked plane
Holy shit theperfect timing of "Jambo" jumping and the gun going of at 2:42:15 is "truly" stunning
5:24 bro got sent to a holiday in cambodia 💀
Avoid the killing fields, and you should be fine. If you see a guy named Pol Pot, just run.
2:14:50 I can’t get over the fact with Terry Cruise
Jschlatt NEVER fails to spread our cheeks ❤
Real
Real
These comments always fail to be original tho
SIR WHAT
And you never fail to be unoriginal.
The artists in Schlitzal community are wonderful, good job boys (AND GIRLS)
Who made that amazing animation at 3:12:47? It's really good and I wanna see more of their stuff!
@pluteanium
All hail Cumpy
I love how we still don’t know the name of Schlatt’s void and he’s had him for months now
I like how consistently schlatt is absolutely over stimulated even tho he asked specifically for stimulating content.
Especially all the infomercials ones.
44:50 The pure rancidness of this man was enough to make even the "big guy" of '99 flustered. (If anyone wants to send a call of the void or two you will have my undying gratitude)
Honestly tho I think he should do some kind of spinoff on this series where he allows absolute chaos and out of pocket stuff like that😭 he feels way to special to just “let go” and forget
(Oh and also does anyone actually know where you can watch the full presentation? Or if he has a channel somewhere?)
@@bluscout1857I would also like to know
@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.
@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.
Added the jambo youtube thing and the first thing I got was jambo looking like he’s laughing on a tribute video for Andre braugher. 💀
2:35:10 ... SCREAMING I AM SO EXCITED
catching this stream live was so much fun oh my god
I clicked this and got a Christmas ad about a gopher
@@alice-dl6mfy34h th4ts wh4t th3y 4r3 3xc!t3d 4bout
Bro what?
All of those Skylander figurines would have cost thousands of dollars if he bought them new. Holy hell.
I was here for the second stream! Absolutely amazing.
0:50 gotta love how quick shlart can transition from smiling to dead serious
Finally I've been waiting so long for another one of these i can't wait to rewatch it fifteen times before a new one comes out
Hey sis?
rest in peace big guy. so glad that AI has gotten to the point that i can still watch him as if he were still alive today ❤
Right man. I really miss the real him, you know?
1:07:39 the AI is learning
Bro thinks he’s denzel💀
Ngl I'm getting tired of these jokes
@@brodyratliff7441please don’t call his death a joke. It’s not funny.
57:03 YEESS, I was waiting for that
I love the 4 hour videos. Its like a season of a show. I can watch for 30 mins and come back later over and over for more
39:55 schlandella catalogue
So sad we can never have the 14 hour schlewing and schlooning stream. If only he was still with us 🕊️
He died after the first, the pure extract was too much. Fly high 🕊
I can’t wait to see the growth in the saga of jshlatt vs cosmic and his consistent misleads
gotta love the they/them pronouns coming up and immediately EVERYONE IN CHAT spams "WOMAN WOMAN"
Schlatt saying “is that true???” To someone saying that your foreskin weighs 50 pounds is so fucking funny
Is it true tho
Cumpy seems like something Charlie Slimecicle would invest in
52:38 How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum
43:38 i need to see the full version of this
Same, I can't tell which it is in the creator list...!
czcams.com/video/JTuXHdkdiU4/video.html
34:18
For those who don’t know, the number leads to a call where a woman asks if the person who called them wants a “picture” of them
Are you talking about the decker co website?
1:06 The way the deodorant ad one answers him lmao
I miss “Schlatt”. It’s sickening to see an A.I generated version of him trying to replicated. R.I.P Big Guy.
i got brain damage
2:14:00 this guy could make so much money doing legit infomercials
you never fail to make me kill myself ❤
Bros a time wizard.
Bros a was shlabergasted
2:05 schlatt got a new idea
When Jschlatt say purple subscribe button the subscribe button turns purple I swear to God watch at 40:49
Watching this live was like a fever dream
Schlonky donkie always gives us fire content
Genuine round of applause for the fan base in this video. Most of these had a greay production quality or showed off a great talent
Schlart is blessed to have so many animators and artists in his community
Nvm i saw the sex bed
YES! NEW CONTENT. Now i can stop rewatching the same 5 videos over and over
His reaction at 28:46 has me in fucking tears, HOLY mother of god that was hilarious
Glad you liked it 😉
@@corbble72 CORBBLE?!??!!!!!?
@@weirdobeardo735 yes, it is I, he who takes what is his
35:21 that was horrifying what the fuck 😭
what the fuck is it genuinely i short circuited when i saw it
The best thing is the cool friend spray at 59:21 is actually buyable at that site along with gooning spray for 19.99$ and nothing for 1000.00$
these have to be some of the best submissions he's had yet
now being at 3:19:52 i can safely say these have to be some of the most unhinged submissions he's had yet
30:49
4 dabloons for 95% stake means that his company has a valuation of 4.20 dabloons. Nice.
1:05:09
Split second image that pops is a babe in a pyro mask with the captions: "Average JschlattLive Fan" and "*For clarification yeah thats a guy"
Even better
@@LeGabrielManayo bro
I love these vids cuz they take me multiple days to finish
This was amazing, I can't wait for the next episode of Schlark Tank
3:49:56 i downloaded this extension mid stream and not even a minute later I had jambo on top of a 9/11 video
21:30 you know what? I'm adding this weapon if I ever write another scifi. Just tweak some of the dumbshit and it would be sick as hell
It sounds like something form warhammer😂😂
15:42 Clone jschlatt has joined the short wars!