Schlatt Ranks Your CURSED Business Ideas

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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2023
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    Streamed on 12/02/23 and 12/05/23
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    CREDITS:
    Waifu Deodorant - Aegis / Aegisblaze - @aegisblze
    The Backup Glizzy - Aleks - @AleksWorkshop
    Circumcision Thing - Alex - @renewaz1985
    Perma-Mewer - Altrive - @Altrive
    Schlatt Reaction Machine - ApprovedTrash - @approvedtrash
    CBT 3000 - Arron (ayroron) - @ayroron
    Accordion Man - atom gamer - @adamyessdvx1111
    Stealing Street Signs - Big Joofus & Corrble - @jamietiffen3204
    Red Button Blowing Up India - Blackhole & Abrupt - @whyblackhole
    Mini Schlatt Creature - Blubber Boat - @BlubberBoat
    Uno Reverse Card - BlueToothGrenade - @BlueToothGrenade
    Converting To Mormonism - BS - @bsmith2990
    ???? (H.E.L.L.) - CAKEIM - @cakeim
    Call Of The Void - Celeste - @feelscheeki
    Why Smoking Is Good - Charborg - @CHRBRG
    Zap Drink - Chico - @ChicoStopMotion
    How To Make a YT Video - Cosmic from ClownTown - @TheCosmicChannel_
    Cool-Friend-Spray - Decker - @yaboi5999
    Reaction CZcamsr Package - Derrrel - @judebornfleth1129
    Schlatt's Awesome Community - DrDerpGamer - @DrDerpGamer
    Sausage Chef - Dy3 - @TheSausageChef
    Uranium for School Lunches - Eclipscycle - @eclipscycle
    GamerSupps Jet Delivery - Erusean Dog - @whatdadogdoin419
    Cumpy - Faxxer - @FatherFaxMannington
    How To Avoid Getting Pushed In The Subway - gi0_is_swag - @gio_is_swag
    Better Pet - Heather - @TabbyOwner
    Fryer 9000 - HonaHearts - @honahearts
    Jschlatt Potion - Hypnostonic - @Hypnostonic
    Lack of Driving Entertainment - i control the s&p 500 - @ict_snp500
    The Bear Bomb - I’m_Strange - @im_strange4218
    Schlattue - iceenotallowed - @iceenotallowed
    Eyes of Zeus - IrrationalMango - @IrrationalMango
    Skylanders - itchybarn - @itchybarn
    Reddit 2 - Jawsh - @JawshYT
    Schlunchies - Juampiece - @JuampieceBasement
    Emergency Exit - KrillikVA - @KrillikVA
    S*x Mattress - Krorez - @Krorez_
    Wall Insulation - Abrubpt - @abrubpt
    Sleep Deprived Merch - L0ID_0NLINE - @L0ID_0NLINE
    Disposing of Viewers - Lateen - @Lateensl
    Wallet That Electrocutes Your D*ck - LEECHY! - @LeechyBoi
    Translator 3000 - Leon Sky - @leonskyofficial
    Cr*ck. - levi erdman - @levierdman
    Monkey Webcomic - Lumiex - @lumidotexe
    Grabby-Hand Dealie - MajorityGP - @8-bitwaterbottle386
    Cyberpunk 2977 - markodpolo - @markusmoore5144
    Fish Magnet - Maxplaysgames - @theactualrealmaxplaysgames
    P** Instrument - Maxwell James - @MaxwellJames
    AI NFT Goonfuel - Maxyde - @Maxyde
    Kalmarunion 2 - Mazzie - @maziken1965
    Funny Stuff - megadust - @megadustone
    Goontanyl - Michael/Xtopia - @soupbanter2065
    Ted's Toyota Tacoma - Mooosho_ - @Mooosho_
    Holy Water In A Bottle - MrMush - @MrMushDoodles
    Comeback - DrDerpGamer - @DrDerpGamer
    Bong Hero - Nightmare Engineer - @More-Nightmares
    Mr. Shredz & Mr. Flipper - PixelzwithaZ - @pixelzwithaz
    The Clown-o-Tron 500,000 - Pluteanium and SpoiledMilk - @pluteanium
    The iTurret - PossiblyAxolotl - @PossiblyAxolotl
    Rat's Pet Alcohol - Ratmilk - @RatMilk_Art
    4D Gaming Setup - RealNooshie - @RealNooshie
    Splag Kidnapping - Sah_Dude_ - @sarahharman9879
    The Scootski - Sam - @cloudisaurus
    Rent a Podcast - Samantha & Nick - @ProUnprofessional
    Homeless Hunger Games - Schlanman - @Schlanman
    Shark Army - Shelly - @SoupGoup
    Bunga Booga - smiling - @TsuraiSMNL
    Tot - SmolBeanSoda - @LeSmolBean
    Jambofy Extension - Sopeamy - @Sopeamy
    Schlaby Monitor - SunnyIsOnline - @SunnyIsOnline
    Schluppet Companion - Tako Balls - @Tako_Balls
    Schleezer Poster - ToaLegend - @ToaLegend
    Crammy - Tony - @WrigglyVT
    Downer Upper - Tretins - @tretins3380
    Zanket - Warkikia - @warkikia
    “My Belt” - Wispy - @wip.mp3
    Schillow - Zorafine - @zorafine
    Schloxxed - tachophobicat - @tachophobicat
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  • @gumsgang1216
    @gumsgang1216 Před 6 měsíci +4823

    TIMESTAMPS
    0:19 Anime Girl Body Wash Ft. Schlatts crippling addiction to smoking
    3:58 Joes Extreme Circumcision Unit
    8:09 My Business Proposal Ft. Altrive
    11:55 Schlatt Reaction Machine
    16:07 Corporate Business Trainer 3000
    20:00 The Backup Glizzy
    23:10 The Accordion Man
    24:05 How To Steal Free Signs
    29:29 Big Red Button Ft. Clinton Estates
    34:27 Parasocial Relationships
    37:20 Fakeschlatt
    41:12 Convert
    43:38 My Cute Cum Filled Cheeked Bunnies
    45:22 Call of The Void (If you made this one please hit my line)
    48:34 Smoking Is Actually Good For You Ft. Charborg
    51:46 Zap Drink
    53:42 How To Make A CZcams Video
    57:52 Cool Friend Spray
    59:52 The Reaction CZcamsr Package
    1:03:28 JSchlatt Live Fan
    1:08:32 Sausage Chef
    1:12:30 School Lunch
    1:16:00 Cumpy
    1:20:09 How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway
    1:26:12 Better Pet
    1:29:45 The Fryer 9000
    1:31:11 JSchlatt Potion
    1:34:05 Busy Driver
    1:36:20 The Bear Bomb
    1:39:22 The Schllatue Ft. Schlatts Cats
    1:44:42 Eyes of Zeus
    1:48:32 Buy Skylanders
    1:53:16 Reddit 2 Ft. Jawsh
    1:56:58 Schlunchies
    1:58:58 Emergency Exit
    2:00:47 Sex Bed
    2:04:40 Wall Insulation
    2:08:31 Sleep Deprived Merchandise
    2:11:54 No More 9/11 Jokes
    2:13:27 The Wallet That Electrocutes Your Dick
    2:16:33 Translator 3000
    2:19:39 Crack
    2:20:44 Guy With The Fat Ass (Real)
    2:21:56 Monkey Alarm Ft. Macock
    2:24:02 The Grabby Hand Dealie
    2:27:46 Microhard
    2:30:25 The Fish Magnet
    2:32:49 Pisstrument
    2:37:32 AI Generated NFT Porn
    2:40:48 Funny Stuff
    2:44:01 Goontanyl ft. Markiplier, Arnold, and Matpat
    2:49:33 Teds Toyota Tacomas
    2:52:36 Holy Water In A Bottle
    2:55:06 DrDerpGamer Response Video
    3:02:56 Bong Hero
    3:08:32 Mr Shredz and Mr Flipper
    3:12:46 The Clowntron 500,000
    3:14:26 ITurret
    3:16:46 Rats Petalcoholism Ft. Jambo
    3:20:43 4D Gaming Setup
    3:24:52 Carter
    3:28:15 The Scootski
    3:31:30 Rent A Podcast
    3:36:06 Squid Game
    3:39:52 Shark Army
    3:41:28 Bunga Booga
    3:45:39 Tot
    3:49:14 CZcams Jambofy
    3:54:30 The Schlaby Monitor
    3:58:03 Schlankenstein
    4:00:48 The Schleezerposter
    4:03:48 The Crammie
    4:06:16 Downer Upper
    4:08:12 The Zanket
    4:11:03 My Belt
    4:14:39 The Schillow
    4:17:13 Schlatt Gets Doxxed
    4:21:21 Schlatt Gets Doxxed Again
    4:23:12 Schlatt Gets Doxxed A Third Time

    • @gumsgang1216
      @gumsgang1216 Před 6 měsíci +437

      The bar has been raised massively from last year, all of you people are disgustingly talented and should be both proud and ashamed

    • @justanacc2123
      @justanacc2123 Před 6 měsíci +44

      Damn

    • @bloodiedlusts
      @bloodiedlusts Před 6 měsíci +73

      pretty sure the jschlatt potion person is also on tiktok, I’m 99% sure i saw ‘em

    • @user-vs7co4kn8i
      @user-vs7co4kn8i Před 6 měsíci +16

      Thanks

    • @mustangplays5347
      @mustangplays5347 Před 6 měsíci +38

      That deodrant 1st presentation guy probably have spent more time spending making this presentation for schlungus than doing actualy presentation for the college

  • @calvertturanyi8371
    @calvertturanyi8371 Před 5 měsíci +1970

    The engineers of the Jschlatt fanbase have gathered to produce one of the greatest technological feats in the history of mankind.
    We call it:
    The Manschlatten Project

  • @sarahwills4975
    @sarahwills4975 Před 6 měsíci +3189

    these are prob some of the best submissions he’s gotten in any of these

    • @remedy07
      @remedy07 Před 6 měsíci +23

      ryo...

    • @user-zd9uk4yl7n
      @user-zd9uk4yl7n Před 5 měsíci +63

      And he looks much happier too

    • @Skippymcskep
      @Skippymcskep Před 5 měsíci +20

      For years I couldn’t keep Skibidi rizzing

    • @sokaize
      @sokaize Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 Před 5 měsíci +21

      The animated ones were actually fucking insane, the bear bomb one was my favourite out of all of em

  • @electr0cute170
    @electr0cute170 Před 5 měsíci +247

    I like how the moment at 3:45:00 truly shows the mindfullness of schlatt's chat
    The second schlatt noticed a message "nuh uh" literally everyone started denying mammonths, even tho a second ago the chat was full of joy

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan Před 3 měsíci +112

    at 4:00:58, this person used the wrong shade of blue. they used #16a9ce(RGB 22,169,206), but Weezer blue is #189bcc(RGB 24,155,204). this is so important because it shows that i have no life and am going to be the end of my bloodline

    • @sillyman357
      @sillyman357 Před 16 dny +3

      Weezer loss pfp

    • @justinthyme1945
      @justinthyme1945 Před dnem +1

      I, for one, appreciate the attention to detail and the corrections. I have absolutely no use for this information other than annoying Schlatt with Weezer memes

  • @CommentPositionInformer
    @CommentPositionInformer Před 6 měsíci +1033

    Tbh, Schlatt is the only youtuber where I would rather watch the vods than the edited videos.
    Despite being vods from a livestream, they somehow contain the exact same energy as the edited down version, so it's no less dynamic and feels like pretty much watching a longer edited video.

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 Před 6 měsíci +900

    Rule #1 of chat: do not chat. If you chat, especially if the putrid Garbodor of letters you manage to scramble out from your brains is readable, you will be banned.

    • @Sprw
      @Sprw Před 6 měsíci +58

      I'm a fan of the phrase putrid garbodor of letters. Have yourself a good day.

    • @Drheims
      @Drheims Před 5 měsíci +15

      Literally 1984

    • @seen7163
      @seen7163 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Joe mama

    • @tonybishop3686
      @tonybishop3686 Před měsícem

      pokemon

    • @Xratcho
      @Xratcho Před měsícem

      Rule #1 of fight club

  • @tavinprice2310
    @tavinprice2310 Před 5 měsíci +1101

    Watching Schlagg actually get offended by DrDerpGamer and grasp at straws for any possible insult was too hilarious
    I love you DrDerp. Legend.

    • @baid-
      @baid- Před 5 měsíci +52

      yeah but i cant lie his hair line is like 3 times worse than ''shlurps'' is

    • @classvitreehouse3796
      @classvitreehouse3796 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Timestamp?

    • @FaeTheMf
      @FaeTheMf Před 5 měsíci

      @@classvitreehouse37961:03:14

    • @j.jonatha.sanchez9509
      @j.jonatha.sanchez9509 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Are you a alt for dr derp?

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 Před 5 měsíci +8

      ​@@baid- To be fair, he mainly just has a bigger forhead but you're right

  • @gamgam7979
    @gamgam7979 Před 4 měsíci +80

    in all seriousness this is genuinely an incredible way to both make content and to boost what could be the next generation of streamers, video essayists and podcasters

  • @mifiwi3438
    @mifiwi3438 Před 6 měsíci +2176

    5 hours of jschlatt is the perfect way to end my day spent committing tax fraud

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf Před 6 měsíci +51

      Not really the end of the day if you got five hours to spare. Come on. Those taxes won’t evade themselves.

    • @geekzombie8795
      @geekzombie8795 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@alice-dl6mfFiiiinnneeee I’ll get back to it.

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@geekzombie8795 👍🏻

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish Před 6 měsíci +5

      4:23:53*

    • @idokazoo
      @idokazoo Před 5 měsíci +1

      real

  • @imjustlookingformywatch
    @imjustlookingformywatch Před 6 měsíci +304

    There was a frightening amount of effort put into these presentations that has been lacked in past installments.

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 Před 5 měsíci +38

    All of these submissions are made in such high quality, it feels like a lucid dream just how deranged everyone is to freak out or just pissoff Shlatt.

  • @bassoongal7879
    @bassoongal7879 Před 3 měsíci +51

    A.I's realism can be so beautiful sometimes. R.I.P Big Man 🕊️🕊️

  • @10fold55
    @10fold55 Před 6 měsíci +678

    It’s actually very easy to find jshlatt
    1: we know what car he drives
    2: we could always go to the nearest supermarket or mall and wait for him to show up
    3: he can’t hide forever

    • @HelloDarkness-sadboi
      @HelloDarkness-sadboi Před 6 měsíci +105

      And also he lives in Chennai, India. 🙃

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke Před 5 měsíci +15

      @@HelloDarkness-sadboiwe will fly there

    • @HelloDarkness-sadboi
      @HelloDarkness-sadboi Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@Ray-ng3ke ¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯

    • @endermengalaxy4221
      @endermengalaxy4221 Před 4 měsíci +13

      On a sleep deprived video he actually let us know what the closest subway to his house is, so we could use that info to either look out for him there, or just drive around the area looking for his car!
      Don't do this, this is illegal, I do not condone these activities, this is just a joke

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@endermengalaxy4221 oh thank you for the information i’ll do just that

  • @fpengu
    @fpengu Před 6 měsíci +337

    1:20:35 I just wanted to say, this one has gone underappreciated, this one is soo amazingly edited and the humor is absolute perfect, the cuomo line had me repeating the video lol

    • @dogmeat2418
      @dogmeat2418 Před 5 měsíci +21

      Yeah well it's kind of everyone's favorite, hot take tho

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Ya it was the best tbh

    • @audenchan9134
      @audenchan9134 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Does anyone know his channel name?

  • @firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818
    @firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818 Před 5 měsíci +67

    3:43:30 Fun Fact: certain Native Alaskan tribes 200-300 years ago recorded that they encountered mammoths and even hunted them for their meat and wool/hide 100 years ago they received a mammoths tusk from a native tribe member as well with fresh blood on it when the man receiving it wrote it down as an observation because he was curious about if they existed in that part of Alaska and genuinely surprising him when he first got it.

    • @rel_human
      @rel_human Před 3 měsíci +2

      that is really interesting

    • @bigplopper
      @bigplopper Před 3 měsíci +3

      I love spreading misinformation online

    • @firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818
      @firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@bigplopper there's literally a show that covered it

    • @Cyclo_Shock
      @Cyclo_Shock Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818 that still dosen't prove its real.

    • @firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818
      @firstnamemiddlenamelastnam1818 Před 3 měsíci

      True, just mentioning they came from valid sources and people that would have something to lose if they agreed to it.

  • @daamien
    @daamien Před 5 měsíci +16

    1:31:11 im so proud of chat for saying 'GHOST LOGO NECKLACE' every 2 seconds, truly a Ghost moment

  • @Beefybuttlord
    @Beefybuttlord Před 6 měsíci +7346

    schlatt never fails to ruin my day

    • @Vaydore
      @Vaydore Před 6 měsíci

      CZcams comments never fail to be the exact fucking same

    • @Zub_Zer0
      @Zub_Zer0 Před 6 měsíci +70

      ​@MercyDrag0n1 you know...

    • @gibuz
      @gibuz Před 6 měsíci +337

      @MercyDrag0n1 like he ruined those peoples days back in 1999

    • @sarcashd3991
      @sarcashd3991 Před 6 měsíci +29

      ​@MercyDrag0n1YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

    • @angelaplays
      @angelaplays Před 6 měsíci +5

      Fr

  • @orange8338
    @orange8338 Před 6 měsíci +2432

    i have watched this 10 times already and can confirm its a classic

    • @nutbuster2815
      @nutbuster2815 Před 6 měsíci +284

      bro is playing this video on 5000000x speed 💀

    • @st_peggin
      @st_peggin Před 6 měsíci +116

      time traveler over here

    • @Duflex
      @Duflex Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@st_peggin lmao

    • @flytrapsmokingafatblunt
      @flytrapsmokingafatblunt Před 6 měsíci +17

      wait a second

    • @Vaydore
      @Vaydore Před 6 měsíci +15

      Yea same. When new Schlatt video? It's been awhile..

  • @themosaicshow
    @themosaicshow Před 4 měsíci +19

    16:59 schlatt’s pause game is incredible

  • @Dr_Coomer170
    @Dr_Coomer170 Před 5 měsíci +16

    the way altrive presents this shit like a five year old and then casually says "i am going to gamble" is fucking gold

  • @approvedtrash
    @approvedtrash Před 6 měsíci +109

    11:55 HE SAW ITTTT :D
    It was an honer that you like my robot so much
    I would gladly give it to you

  • @SergeantDC
    @SergeantDC Před 6 měsíci +2612

    Schlatt never fails to . I can’t believe he would . How dare he.

    • @ThePOVer
      @ThePOVer Před 6 měsíci +33

      real smh

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 Před 6 měsíci +40

      i disliked this comment :(

    • @mooroo2853
      @mooroo2853 Před 6 měsíci +9

      *make excellent content

    • @MikeDoesStuff_YT
      @MikeDoesStuff_YT Před 6 měsíci +44

      I completely agree, he all the times. Like how could he ?

    • @Im_Jakon
      @Im_Jakon Před 6 měsíci +21

      This nerd is making half jokes

  • @TheDarkLadyOfTheNight
    @TheDarkLadyOfTheNight Před 4 měsíci +14

    2:52:36 Watching the ad for holy spray made me realize how much I'd like Schlatt do a playthrough of faith unholy trinity

  • @sirsponge9633
    @sirsponge9633 Před 5 měsíci +25

    Ok unironically I want to know the names of pretty much every animator because they are talented.

    • @macaraegg
      @macaraegg Před 4 měsíci +3

      There’s a whole yt video, it’s a group of animators that turned their jackbox ideas into submissions

    • @macaraegg
      @macaraegg Před 4 měsíci +2

      It’s by pinopine

    • @tiredandanxious8541
      @tiredandanxious8541 Před 2 měsíci

      I agree! I am obsessed with the art style of the dude who made the Bear Bomb at 1:36:23

    • @ThickGuySam
      @ThickGuySam Před 2 měsíci

      For Cumpy, it was an individual who goes by the name “Faxxer”

  • @ManikFerret
    @ManikFerret Před 6 měsíci +129

    what i have learned:
    Buy a decommissioned road sign
    record a video of yourself claiming its stolen while repeating that its free
    chat loves you
    schlatt believes you actually stole a sign
    Profit??
    its that easy baby 😎

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 Před 5 měsíci +30

      Or you could actually just take a sign, they are free you know

    • @fungle.
      @fungle. Před 5 měsíci +34

      imagine paying for something thats free

    • @The_Hydration_Police
      @The_Hydration_Police Před 5 měsíci +1

      Where can I find it on the subreddit, I wanna watch the full thing

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing Před 3 měsíci

      But it's not freeee

  • @linusblindfold
    @linusblindfold Před 5 měsíci +17

    I like how at 2:42:12 Jambo jumps in sync with the explosion

  • @prtypsn
    @prtypsn Před 5 měsíci +9

    Why is schlitoris so angery

  • @clarethecat5199
    @clarethecat5199 Před 6 měsíci +103

    1:23:23 Interesting fact for anyone familiar: Wilbur Soot's song "Jubilee Line" was written about his disgust at witnessing people's uncaring reactions to deaths resulting in delays on the London underground, just like what Schlatt's describing in NY. More specifically about suicides though, as is made clear in the lyrics, but also I'm pretty sure London doesn't have a prevalent "unhinged maniacs pushing strangers on to the tracks" problem. Such a specific experience that I'd never heard before hearing him talk about the song, so I'm really surprised to be hearing it again from someone in a completely different area.

    • @Evilf
      @Evilf Před 6 měsíci +11

      Wilbur soot and lovejoy enjoyer letsgooo

    • @noah.leis.na.puca.
      @noah.leis.na.puca. Před 6 měsíci

      Humanity is disgusting

    • @selthboy
      @selthboy Před 5 měsíci +6

      I've lived in NYC, and it's a pretty big thing here. If anything, I'm surprised it's a phenomenon in London too

    • @qualitypudding
      @qualitypudding Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Evilfthis is awkward

  • @TheInfamousSimp
    @TheInfamousSimp Před 6 měsíci +759

    I like the part where Schlatt "Ranks" the cursed presentations.

    • @MonkeyCookieClicker
      @MonkeyCookieClicker Před 6 měsíci +10

      I have completed my mission and will now vanish into non existence.

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ Před 6 měsíci +3

      Before i watch a four and a half hour video, does he actually rank them this time?

    • @spoopandstuff3494
      @spoopandstuff3494 Před 6 měsíci +25

      ​@@jc_art_ no he never does

    • @jc_art_
      @jc_art_ Před 6 měsíci +14

      @@spoopandstuff3494 its fine, i watched it anyway

    • @thatwaterriver3824
      @thatwaterriver3824 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@spoopandstuff3494 he ranks them as he goes ... not everythings a tierlist

  • @snomvish
    @snomvish Před 5 měsíci +27

    3:13:02 I feel so bad for this person cuz they made a beautiful ass animation but Jshlatt wouldn’t stop talking about how everyone was saying “clussy” during it

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema Před 5 měsíci +13

      I checked out the animators channel, and in the comments for the submission she said that it made her extremely uncomfortable. I'm really glad that Schlatt put that to a stop immediately.

    • @snomvish
      @snomvish Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@Harurema who's the animator?

    • @snomvish
      @snomvish Před 5 měsíci +8

      @pluteanium is the animator btw

    • @tallyholads4620
      @tallyholads4620 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@Haruremaclussy got me actin a lil goofy

    • @Harurema
      @Harurema Před 4 měsíci

      @@tallyholads4620 the real clown is you though.

  • @matthewharner1744
    @matthewharner1744 Před 5 měsíci +19

    Honestly the most fun I’ve had watching a VOD, genuinely.

  • @nobody_special0001
    @nobody_special0001 Před 5 měsíci +32

    24:35
    Two businessmen: *introducing themselves*
    Shark: "NO YOU'RE NOT."

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 Před 5 měsíci +10

      The funny thing is that those are our actual names😭

  • @niaswift3
    @niaswift3 Před 6 měsíci +20

    36:13 to the person in chat that said "Schlabbergasted.":
    i am approaching your location at a rapid rate

  • @Cyclo_Shock
    @Cyclo_Shock Před 4 měsíci +7

    this stimulates my brain enough, i forget the voices and the walll people constantly scratching at my eyeballs and ripping my organs out and devouring them.

  • @ericbrown9825
    @ericbrown9825 Před 3 měsíci +3

    FUN FACT: Toy's R Us still has a shop in the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, where they sell trading cards, lego sets, and other misc. toys and merchandise

  • @nik.alodeon
    @nik.alodeon Před 6 měsíci +369

    Every time I see Schlatt uploads I actually feel genuine happiness. I am never having a dull moment watching this man. Rip Schlatty Tatty though, love finding the old clips. 🕊️🕊️

  • @Beesuh
    @Beesuh Před 6 měsíci +436

    My presentation didn’t make it in. But now I’m thankful that I escaped embarrassment 😄

  • @underscore_3944
    @underscore_3944 Před 5 měsíci +5

    AI has improved drastically, but not enough to replace “Schlinky”. You will be forever missed 🕊️

  • @B_R_E_A_D_
    @B_R_E_A_D_ Před 5 měsíci +4

    Ive binge watch the same old classic reaction videos here for months now. Im so glad to put this in the list. I just cant get enough of it. Its like a good movie or it is. I think im going insane, man.

  • @araara2341
    @araara2341 Před 6 měsíci +719

    ShatGPT has gotten too good that it can even stream now. RIP miss him everyday 🕊️

  • @cammyman32
    @cammyman32 Před 6 měsíci +82

    Oh my god the Doors or Wherls guy’s part was hilarious, it was good to see him return again in a Jschlatt video, hopefully more creators we’ve seen before in other videos do so as well, I’d love to see more of them and their content more than once.

    • @deathdealer3333
      @deathdealer3333 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Does that guy have a channel?

    • @scouthedog
      @scouthedog Před 5 měsíci

      When?

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ngl the fetus guy even though he was DEFINITELY way to much for schlatt had me choking and I do wonder if his presentation can be found somewhere (or if he has a channel)

  • @detroityeet7048
    @detroityeet7048 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I loved this! It's so much better when you're reacting to us, not just some TikToks.

  • @Little_albertfingernoodle
    @Little_albertfingernoodle Před 3 měsíci +3

    Rest in peace jschlatt

  • @hirukouchiha-dd5rt
    @hirukouchiha-dd5rt Před 6 měsíci +107

    I understand this may be schlatt's last reaction video, but on the off chance he may do a future one, he should start a list of people he won't take commissions from. Whoever the hell blew out everyone's ear drums with that huge ass explosion should be top of the list.

    • @zekerolando5140
      @zekerolando5140 Před 5 měsíci +36

      no he's still doing these reacts - it's community centered. He's not doing the general tiktoks.

    • @selthboy
      @selthboy Před 5 měsíci

      Honestly fuck that animator lol

    • @colingreen5553
      @colingreen5553 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@zekerolando5140Not until he needs money to buy a new yacht at least

  • @KrillikVA
    @KrillikVA Před 6 měsíci +52

    1:58:56 - Emergency Exit
    Sold you say? You know where to find me Schlatt, right here
    Also the knot is called a trinity knot! I consider it my good luck knot.

    • @snailed__
      @snailed__ Před 6 měsíci +3

      You can talk really fast

  • @danieldoesgaming6243
    @danieldoesgaming6243 Před 5 měsíci +4

    My name is Jim, Scrungle Jim

  • @Walleyedwosaik
    @Walleyedwosaik Před 5 měsíci +7

    2:45 as an Australian cigarette boxes scared the sh't out of me when I was a kid I went to a Dubai airport one time and I seen a cigarette box without a shrivelled up dead foot with a tag on their toe and I was thinking HOW IS THIS LEGAL and I realised that I am the weird one

  • @ThatOneIsSus
    @ThatOneIsSus Před 6 měsíci +36

    3:23:30 the realization hits him like a hijacked plane

  • @roox5470
    @roox5470 Před 6 měsíci +20

    Holy shit theperfect timing of "Jambo" jumping and the gun going of at 2:42:15 is "truly" stunning

  • @thinkingcapstudios3002
    @thinkingcapstudios3002 Před 5 měsíci +5

    5:24 bro got sent to a holiday in cambodia 💀

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 Před 4 měsíci

      Avoid the killing fields, and you should be fine. If you see a guy named Pol Pot, just run.

  • @Gysmo4026
    @Gysmo4026 Před 5 měsíci +7

    2:14:50 I can’t get over the fact with Terry Cruise

  • @tacos300l
    @tacos300l Před 6 měsíci +1283

    Jschlatt NEVER fails to spread our cheeks ❤

  • @HoneyKrisp246
    @HoneyKrisp246 Před 6 měsíci +28

    The artists in Schlitzal community are wonderful, good job boys (AND GIRLS)

  • @dr_popcorn
    @dr_popcorn Před 5 měsíci +15

    Who made that amazing animation at 3:12:47? It's really good and I wanna see more of their stuff!

  • @Astra_za
    @Astra_za Před 4 měsíci +3

    All hail Cumpy

  • @jaypotato666
    @jaypotato666 Před 6 měsíci +22

    I love how we still don’t know the name of Schlatt’s void and he’s had him for months now

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ Před 5 měsíci +13

    I like how consistently schlatt is absolutely over stimulated even tho he asked specifically for stimulating content.
    Especially all the infomercials ones.

  • @casualhavoc
    @casualhavoc Před 5 měsíci +6

    44:50 The pure rancidness of this man was enough to make even the "big guy" of '99 flustered. (If anyone wants to send a call of the void or two you will have my undying gratitude)

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Honestly tho I think he should do some kind of spinoff on this series where he allows absolute chaos and out of pocket stuff like that😭 he feels way to special to just “let go” and forget
      (Oh and also does anyone actually know where you can watch the full presentation? Or if he has a channel somewhere?)

    • @yupsure6016
      @yupsure6016 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@bluscout1857I would also like to know

    • @johndarksoul
      @johndarksoul Před 18 dny

      ​@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.

    • @johndarksoul
      @johndarksoul Před 18 dny

      ​@@bluscout1857 It's on the @cakeim channel.

  • @HeyItsMeShade
    @HeyItsMeShade Před 5 měsíci +6

    Added the jambo youtube thing and the first thing I got was jambo looking like he’s laughing on a tribute video for Andre braugher. 💀

  • @RiverNyx9
    @RiverNyx9 Před 6 měsíci +76

    2:35:10 ... SCREAMING I AM SO EXCITED
    catching this stream live was so much fun oh my god

  • @jetpackdino5703
    @jetpackdino5703 Před 6 měsíci +17

    All of those Skylander figurines would have cost thousands of dollars if he bought them new. Holy hell.

  • @xcheesytoex
    @xcheesytoex Před 5 měsíci +1

    I was here for the second stream! Absolutely amazing.

  • @Yuewaix
    @Yuewaix Před 4 měsíci +1

    0:50 gotta love how quick shlart can transition from smiling to dead serious

  • @adnankhalid8457
    @adnankhalid8457 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Finally I've been waiting so long for another one of these i can't wait to rewatch it fifteen times before a new one comes out

  • @lakeystoic
    @lakeystoic Před 6 měsíci +142

    rest in peace big guy. so glad that AI has gotten to the point that i can still watch him as if he were still alive today ❤

    • @user-cv9nq3xi4t
      @user-cv9nq3xi4t Před 6 měsíci +6

      Right man. I really miss the real him, you know?

    • @LemonGarlic133
      @LemonGarlic133 Před 6 měsíci +5

      1:07:39 the AI is learning

    • @snailed__
      @snailed__ Před 6 měsíci +1

      Bro thinks he’s denzel💀

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Ngl I'm getting tired of these jokes

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@brodyratliff7441please don’t call his death a joke. It’s not funny.

  • @ModerationLabs
    @ModerationLabs Před 5 měsíci +8

    57:03 YEESS, I was waiting for that

  • @jamesfitzpatrick250
    @jamesfitzpatrick250 Před 4 měsíci

    I love the 4 hour videos. Its like a season of a show. I can watch for 30 mins and come back later over and over for more

  • @royaldz1273
    @royaldz1273 Před 6 měsíci +11

    39:55 schlandella catalogue

  • @manny72512
    @manny72512 Před 6 měsíci +158

    So sad we can never have the 14 hour schlewing and schlooning stream. If only he was still with us 🕊️

    • @SpongeBob-lt8mu
      @SpongeBob-lt8mu Před 5 měsíci +4

      He died after the first, the pure extract was too much. Fly high 🕊

  • @Gingersnap08
    @Gingersnap08 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I can’t wait to see the growth in the saga of jshlatt vs cosmic and his consistent misleads

  • @GabrielStarkey-Simpson
    @GabrielStarkey-Simpson Před 3 měsíci +6

    gotta love the they/them pronouns coming up and immediately EVERYONE IN CHAT spams "WOMAN WOMAN"

  • @jpshy1130
    @jpshy1130 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Schlatt saying “is that true???” To someone saying that your foreskin weighs 50 pounds is so fucking funny

  • @Ne0nZ3bra
    @Ne0nZ3bra Před 6 měsíci +7

    Cumpy seems like something Charlie Slimecicle would invest in

  • @JazzyChazzy6910
    @JazzyChazzy6910 Před 5 měsíci +8

    52:38 How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

  • @E_maile
    @E_maile Před 4 měsíci +10

    43:38 i need to see the full version of this

    • @matthueloose7172
      @matthueloose7172 Před měsícem

      Same, I can't tell which it is in the creator list...!

    • @johndarksoul
      @johndarksoul Před 18 dny

      czcams.com/video/JTuXHdkdiU4/video.html

  • @SpyGuy13
    @SpyGuy13 Před 6 měsíci +8

    34:18
    For those who don’t know, the number leads to a call where a woman asks if the person who called them wants a “picture” of them

    • @green7449
      @green7449 Před 5 měsíci

      Are you talking about the decker co website?

  • @itsjustaviper
    @itsjustaviper Před 6 měsíci +9

    1:06 The way the deodorant ad one answers him lmao

  • @shadyourracer3967
    @shadyourracer3967 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I miss “Schlatt”. It’s sickening to see an A.I generated version of him trying to replicated. R.I.P Big Guy.

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK Před 5 měsíci +2

    i got brain damage

  • @zeldaguy32
    @zeldaguy32 Před 6 měsíci +10

    2:14:00 this guy could make so much money doing legit infomercials

  • @bromadi0lone
    @bromadi0lone Před 6 měsíci +45

    you never fail to make me kill myself ❤

  • @Name-gy6xq
    @Name-gy6xq Před 5 měsíci +5

    2:05 schlatt got a new idea

  • @SappyVespidae
    @SappyVespidae Před 5 měsíci +6

    When Jschlatt say purple subscribe button the subscribe button turns purple I swear to God watch at 40:49

  • @50_shades_of_Jay_
    @50_shades_of_Jay_ Před 6 měsíci +73

    Watching this live was like a fever dream

  • @StrikeMachine
    @StrikeMachine Před 6 měsíci +25

    Schlonky donkie always gives us fire content

  • @tavinprice2310
    @tavinprice2310 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Genuine round of applause for the fan base in this video. Most of these had a greay production quality or showed off a great talent

  • @cheeseboogar
    @cheeseboogar Před 5 měsíci +7

    Schlart is blessed to have so many animators and artists in his community
    Nvm i saw the sex bed

  • @fatetheanimator9580
    @fatetheanimator9580 Před 6 měsíci +3

    YES! NEW CONTENT. Now i can stop rewatching the same 5 videos over and over

  • @Elbow_le_Shelbow
    @Elbow_le_Shelbow Před 6 měsíci +19

    His reaction at 28:46 has me in fucking tears, HOLY mother of god that was hilarious

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Glad you liked it 😉

    • @weirdobeardo735
      @weirdobeardo735 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@corbble72 CORBBLE?!??!!!!!?

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@weirdobeardo735 yes, it is I, he who takes what is his

  • @nixeo2099
    @nixeo2099 Před 4 měsíci +7

    35:21 that was horrifying what the fuck 😭

    • @murd3rbasket
      @murd3rbasket Před 14 dny

      what the fuck is it genuinely i short circuited when i saw it

  • @smol_man
    @smol_man Před 2 měsíci +2

    The best thing is the cool friend spray at 59:21 is actually buyable at that site along with gooning spray for 19.99$ and nothing for 1000.00$

  • @lunanovaa_
    @lunanovaa_ Před 6 měsíci +26

    these have to be some of the best submissions he's had yet

    • @lunanovaa_
      @lunanovaa_ Před 6 měsíci +5

      now being at 3:19:52 i can safely say these have to be some of the most unhinged submissions he's had yet

  • @gammagames1413
    @gammagames1413 Před 6 měsíci +6

    30:49
    4 dabloons for 95% stake means that his company has a valuation of 4.20 dabloons. Nice.

  • @cookietree2994
    @cookietree2994 Před 5 měsíci +4

    1:05:09
    Split second image that pops is a babe in a pyro mask with the captions: "Average JschlattLive Fan" and "*For clarification yeah thats a guy"

  • @Ryuu28_voidgames
    @Ryuu28_voidgames Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love these vids cuz they take me multiple days to finish

  • @SkaR
    @SkaR Před 6 měsíci +3

    This was amazing, I can't wait for the next episode of Schlark Tank

  • @schloofers
    @schloofers Před 6 měsíci +9

    3:49:56 i downloaded this extension mid stream and not even a minute later I had jambo on top of a 9/11 video

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 Před 5 měsíci +5

    21:30 you know what? I'm adding this weapon if I ever write another scifi. Just tweak some of the dumbshit and it would be sick as hell

    • @Wotgames69
      @Wotgames69 Před 4 měsíci

      It sounds like something form warhammer😂😂

  • @JustSasNotSus
    @JustSasNotSus Před 5 měsíci +4

    15:42 Clone jschlatt has joined the short wars!